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"Give me my Romeo, and when he dies -
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- he turned into stars.
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When the sky will seem so nice, and the whole world will love the night.
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... the sky will seem so nice ...
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... and the whole world will love ...
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... and the world will love the night. Not acce the sharp sun. "
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Hello!
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Hello!
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Hello! - What is it?
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Woody, turn down the music! - What do you say?
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Turn down! - Did you say something?
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It is impossible to read in the racket. - It's not trouble.
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Can you switch off? - What's in it for me?
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A musikkelskers gratitude.
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All right, I switch off. - Thanks.
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If you show me your tits. Until the girls.
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Stupid pig!
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I've seen them before. - What? You have not!
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Now have I it!
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Good morning, Kitty.
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- Are you up there, Woody? - Yes.
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Good morning, Daddy. - Mail to you, princess.
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It's from Yale!
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I'm going to interview next week. - My daughter is going to Yale.
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I have to do the interview first. - You fail us never.
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Never.
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Is not it exciting, Ted?
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Are you excited, Nell? - Yes.
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I'm so excited That I would like to ... yale up!
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Thanks, Mom.
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Shit! - All right, Della?
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Yes. I stings just a few fingerprints.
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Continue like that, my good lady.
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So you will soon play the big match?
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It comes talent scouts from many universities.
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The house specialty: "What the hell, it erjo egg".
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The appearance is everything. - Totally agree.
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Imagine if you will be the first in my family who are studying.
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The first in your family to go to school.
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If you do not succeed -
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you can always work for Stan here in "Spatelverden".
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The greatest living American should have accomplished anything alone -
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- but at the same time have implications for the United States and the rest of the world.
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After careful consideration, have I decided ...
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What's up? - Hey, Horse.
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Good reception. Is it good for you?
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In the highest degree. Let's get going.
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Now you will feel the wind through your hair on your squishy butt.
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Go ahead.
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What have we here? Is not it a little strive virgin?
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Yep.
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She is dangerously close to the water puddle. - It is unwise for a wise girl.
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Thanks.
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Just go ahead. No notice it.
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Who wants candy?
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Hey, Nell. I love your hairstyle.
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Thanks, Glixen.
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Tre ... to ... me!
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Look up!
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Hey, Harry! - Hi, honey. Wait, people watching us!
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Great hairstyle.
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Is not it Retardo and Chlamydia?
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My name is Breanna, your nerd.
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Sorry it with water puddle. We saw it not.
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You do not think about.
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But listen here:
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People like me do not fit into the environment here -
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but life does not get better than this.
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The big football star and cheerleader chick his.
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The little gray on the top floor is not in top shape, -
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so you may end up working for your father on "Spatelverden".
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You marry enough with Breanna, but start early to drink.
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You know you'll be a fat drunk who always talking about the old days.
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Your little wife, whose appearance has gone right down the drain, -
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trying to save even picture by lying with your friends.
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Which one of my friends? - Most, I would think.
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Have a good day.
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See page 488. "Early History", where it says:
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See page 488. "Early History", where it says:
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"Combined with the study of human beings and especially its culture, -
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we examine society by analyzing the classic structure. "
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Do not forget to use the database -
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And remember kildeangivelsene. This applies to the Internet as well.
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Miss Bidermeyer, I can explain.
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The page should probably omit from kildeangivelsene.
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Mr. Zbornak join the excursion.
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I've tried a crazy cool dress for the dance.
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Elegant Beyoncé, stylish Gwen Stefani and cheap Aguilera.
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It is quite Madonna. Before she was old.
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It sounds good.
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Armani will be perfect for you.
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When you steal no attention from me.
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Mr. Deane. Can you join?
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A moment.
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Look at this guy.
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Texcatlipoca.
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The old Aztec god of witchcraft.
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Tex here has an interesting resume.
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He was the night's god and the fuming mirror master.
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He could change shape and was at all a powerful bully.
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Mr. Deane, are you listening?
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Or has Mr. Horse anything interesting to say?
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I'm guessing...
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... it is unlikely.
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We're busy, so go together in pairs and look at the rest.
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Remember: Check, analysis and ...
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Describe.
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Mr. Deane and Mr. Horse, forget it.
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Mr. Horsen and Mr. Glixen, Mr. Deane and miss Bedworth.
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Start.
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Have you seen any good porn?
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Consider that I have to hang on you. Only stupidity is not contagious.
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Only streberi not contagious.
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Shut up!
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I hate you. - You just want to have sex with me.
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I will give the flower minutes to one from my own kind.
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You and Glixen are the only ones in the species.
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Idiot! You think it's all about rap music and football.
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You think you are different from everyone else.
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Different than. You said "different from".
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Thanks. You are no different than other nerds with books instead of friends.
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Neanderthals! - Spastiker!
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I hate you. I'd rather lose both legs than to be like you.
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Ditto.
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Ditto?
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Double-ditto! - A million times double-ditto!
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I like big butts and menerjeg
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and the dress is short on a huge hurdles
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so blirjeg wild and fragile that I've never been before
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"... and will discover that her destiny is to be alone."
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Come, taxes will be with me tonight
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so you get all my charm the ass makes me wild and hot
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Good night, Pus.
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Oh, my head! It must be a dream.
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Time to get up.
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What was that?
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Titty? I've got tits! Two!
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It is very normal to have two but not for a guy! What's up?
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My dick is gone! Prick!
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I've bush! Two tits and a bush, but no dick!
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It must be a dream. A cock-my-er-away-nightmares.
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Do not panic. What the hell is going on?
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What is it?
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This is not my room.
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It's just a dream. A large, ugly nightmare.
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We need to talk!
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She wants to talk to me.
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Why I stand and rotate the weekday panties?
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Bloody hell!
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Like that. Now you know the bush that it is Wednesday.
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Yuck!
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Two minutes, otherwise I set fire to the bed!
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It's bad enough to get by such.
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How the hell do you get it?
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Now, ladies, there are certain au naturel.
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Away with you! Away with you!
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The coast is clear.
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Insert!
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Good morning.
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Are you all right, Nell? - Yes, I saw you just do not.
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Oats oatmeal is complete. - I'm not hungry.
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Hogwash. Breakfast is the most important meal.
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Oatmeal provides regular bowel movements.
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I've just added a cable the size of my head.
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Oatmeal sounds good, Mom.
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Is it meat?
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Have oatmeal? - Are you kidding me?
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Pork is good. Eat, my boy.
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It tastes puke.
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You were certainly hungry. You get a portion for.
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No! - Wait here, young lady.
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Come on, handsome!
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Come on.
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You are a big, strong girl.
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Pardon.
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See you.
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Nell, it's not something you forgot?
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Damn, so big it is!
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What? - See you, Mom.
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Jump in, we go out and do the ladies pregnant.
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Is it good? - Yes I'm fine.
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Turns You On?
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The old woman stole the ride my!
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Oh no!
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Runs we not a little fast? - You're damn on.
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I'm gonna die.
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Shit! I have not taken the bus since the eighth grade.
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Hei!
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Stop!
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Kiss my ass, asshole!
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How shall a young lady talk.
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I get cranky nårjeg has her period!
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Pardon.
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Kiss my ass! - Likewise.
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You! What the hell have you done to me?
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Hands off.
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Do you think this is my fault? - You Harjo always answers to everything.
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Not on this. Whatever it is.
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It could not have happened. - But it happened.
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I want my body back.
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I live with the Simpsons. - Hold my parents outside.
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Did not your mother heard about curbing themselves? Tibetans hold their ears.
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Not to talk about the use of language!
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My mother has certainly not an oversized mole.
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There is a beauty spot. - There is nothing though with it.
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You are like a pig.
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I will not be a boy. Especially not you.
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No no no! Do not stand here and cry.
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Perhaps it goes over again.
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As a kind of head colds.
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Maybe everything is as before tomorrow.
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Do not tighten up unnecessary attention.
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Ok.
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Yuck! I have to touch it!
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I'll never eat with your fingers again.
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You should write a speech about the greatest living American.
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Breanna?
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I had to practice with cheerleaders forwards, so I could not do your homework.
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Ja vel.
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Nell?
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Nell? May we hear your voice on the greatest living American?
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Ok.
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I think the greatest living American is ...
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... J- Lo.
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J-Lo?
- Jennifer Lopez, vet du.
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Singer, movie star ...
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She had something going on with Diddy and he of "Pearl Harbor".
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I know who J-Lo's. I'm just excited to hearing
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why do you think that she is eligible for the title.
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Deal with J-Lo is that she is from the street.
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Now she has become a movie star, but she's still cool.
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Before she had so little, and now she has so much.
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But she is still herself. And it's great.
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And she's American.
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And alive.
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Ja vel.
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J-Lo?
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It just flew into my head. - A good place to land.
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You made me laugh.
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I actually like J-Lo. She has a luscious butt.
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A luscious butt does not make any of the greatest living American.
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I know, but she's also gorgeous melons.
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You're an idiot and a Philistine.
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I do not like that you call me an idiot.
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I do not know what the second means, but I'm not that either.
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Spisekonkurranse!
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Woody!
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What a beautiful sight.
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And I have to eat with them.
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Hei, Woody.
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My parents are going out tonight. If you want to talk about clothes to dance?
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I can not.
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I thought: We are alone.
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Maybe I can make it there with ...
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Add Religion cleaning!
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Would you do it?
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Last week, he implored me to do it.
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What is it?
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Get lost! Wake up!
260
00:25:24,530 --> 00:25:28,192
Consider that Woody said no to sleep with me!
261
00:25:28,405 --> 00:25:30,609
What's up?
262
00:25:30,822 --> 00:25:35,396
If I had Richard Wainwright's heels, I'd blown in Woody.
263
00:25:35,613 --> 00:25:41,610
It is not so simple, Tiffany. Woody can be sports star.
264
00:25:41,821 --> 00:25:44,903
That means fame.
265
00:25:45,113 --> 00:25:50,019
Occasionally følerjeg that Horse is only with me for sex.
266
00:25:50,238 --> 00:25:54,480
It is not true, Chanel. You have many good qualities.
267
00:25:54,696 --> 00:25:58,985
For example? - You have good taste in earrings.
268
00:26:00,654 --> 00:26:04,150
And your hair is not frizzy in the rain.
269
00:26:06,195 --> 00:26:09,193
And you're my girlfriend.
270
00:26:13,445 --> 00:26:15,436
Hi there!
271
00:26:16,737 --> 00:26:20,813
Come in, Wood Rochester. - How are you?
272
00:26:21,028 --> 00:26:23,943
Stiff dick and lick your hair.
273
00:26:24,153 --> 00:26:28,017
Remember that we have training tonight. - Exercise?
274
00:26:28,236 --> 00:26:31,815
I'm in shape to beat anyone.
275
00:26:32,028 --> 00:26:38,984
Me too, but I'm unfortunately unable to provide any bank.
276
00:26:39,194 --> 00:26:42,311
We will play against Lamont about a week.
277
00:26:42,527 --> 00:26:47,647
You know what coach do if you do not come?
278
00:26:47,861 --> 00:26:52,269
When he paints your balls into dust.
279
00:26:52,485 --> 00:26:56,313
And then you get only children who are small and dust.
280
00:26:56,527 --> 00:27:01,860
One can express themselves without resorting to profanity constantly.
281
00:27:02,068 --> 00:27:04,189
You are right.
282
00:27:05,068 --> 00:27:06,858
Pardon.
283
00:27:07,068 --> 00:27:13,147
To show that I am sorry I'd like to offer you at a little lunch.
284
00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:17,270
Or you can get suck on my balls.
285
00:27:17,484 --> 00:27:21,857
They are tasty, too, i have not showered for days.
286
00:27:34,109 --> 00:27:35,601
In!
287
00:27:35,817 --> 00:27:37,559
To!
288
00:27:37,775 --> 00:27:39,398
Three!
289
00:27:39,608 --> 00:27:41,516
Fire!
290
00:28:02,441 --> 00:28:04,478
Are you ready?
291
00:28:05,441 --> 00:28:07,230
Wood.
292
00:28:07,441 --> 00:28:10,225
Si hut! - What?
293
00:28:16,024 --> 00:28:18,891
Woody. - Sorry, coach.
294
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:24,477
Now it will happen.
295
00:28:25,857 --> 00:28:28,262
Wood. - Now!
296
00:28:32,315 --> 00:28:33,724
Wood!
297
00:28:33,940 --> 00:28:37,186
Wake. - Pardon.
298
00:28:39,356 --> 00:28:41,014
Now.
299
00:28:42,439 --> 00:28:44,346
I have it.
300
00:28:51,481 --> 00:28:54,514
What the hell was that? You play as a girl.
301
00:28:54,730 --> 00:28:57,479
I am not entirely in kind. - What?
302
00:28:57,689 --> 00:29:00,889
That does not worry. - I know what it means!
303
00:29:01,105 --> 00:29:03,261
Now hear this.
304
00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:07,260
The match will be the greatest experience these guys get.
305
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:12,137
Even if you have talent, you can not allow you to fail them.
306
00:29:12,355 --> 00:29:15,637
Oh well. - All right, Coach.
307
00:29:15,855 --> 00:29:20,311
Pull yourself together. Otherwise, you will watch the match from the bench.
308
00:29:23,271 --> 00:29:27,051
Do not take you close to him.
309
00:29:27,271 --> 00:29:31,311
It slipped only slightly. As for a golfer.
310
00:29:31,521 --> 00:29:35,763
No matter how big you are, it's not always soar in the stick.
311
00:29:35,979 --> 00:29:40,304
But you just have to continue to keep the balls in the air.
312
00:29:41,854 --> 00:29:44,851
Will you wear it? - What?
313
00:29:45,062 --> 00:29:49,007
Happiness helmet min. It helps me.
314
00:29:49,228 --> 00:29:51,847
Take it.
315
00:29:52,061 --> 00:29:55,889
What is it that has made it to the happiness your helmet?
316
00:29:57,936 --> 00:30:00,507
It's actually a little foolish.
317
00:30:00,728 --> 00:30:05,101
The first time Chanel gave me a hand fighter, I came on the helmet.
318
00:30:05,311 --> 00:30:08,143
It brings back memories.
319
00:30:25,352 --> 00:30:27,342
Yuck!
320
00:30:28,477 --> 00:30:30,800
Dung Music.
321
00:30:35,518 --> 00:30:39,049
It forms a pattern.
322
00:30:46,851 --> 00:30:49,007
Here he comes.
323
00:30:49,226 --> 00:30:52,010
I have seen you. - Pardon.
324
00:30:52,226 --> 00:30:55,591
Loser! - It may even be.
325
00:31:01,309 --> 00:31:06,049
I've heard about the training. - I have bruises all over me.
326
00:31:06,267 --> 00:31:09,964
If the coach puts you out, my life is over.
327
00:31:10,183 --> 00:31:18,349
It erjo just a game. - No! Do you understand it not?
328
00:31:18,558 --> 00:31:24,720
This is certainly not one head colds.
329
00:31:24,933 --> 00:31:28,594
Look at yourself. What is it I have on me?
330
00:31:28,808 --> 00:31:32,718
Chinos and a shirt that was lying in the back of the closet.
331
00:31:32,932 --> 00:31:36,677
And there shall be left!
332
00:31:36,891 --> 00:31:40,967
Classic clothes never go out of fashion. - I've nerd hairdo!
333
00:31:41,182 --> 00:31:47,179
Parted in the middle are European. - No, it's geeky.
334
00:31:47,390 --> 00:31:51,254
I look like a male version of you.
335
00:31:51,473 --> 00:31:55,467
As long as I'm trapped in this vile body -
336
00:31:55,682 --> 00:31:58,300
you need to find yourself in it.
337
00:31:58,515 --> 00:32:02,259
If that's the way you want it, then.
338
00:32:57,012 --> 00:33:02,381
What are you doing? - You look like a whore.
339
00:33:02,596 --> 00:33:05,926
You can not go to school. - Yes, I can.
340
00:33:06,137 --> 00:33:09,419
Hands off, otherwise skrikerjeg.
341
00:33:36,803 --> 00:33:40,133
What are you doing? It is Shakespeare!
342
00:33:48,385 --> 00:33:50,175
Now we'll see.
343
00:33:51,260 --> 00:33:53,002
Fin penis.
344
00:34:09,968 --> 00:34:12,005
Bloody hell!
345
00:34:13,718 --> 00:34:17,130
Nothing beats a little personal care.
346
00:34:27,342 --> 00:34:30,091
It must be done.
347
00:34:44,508 --> 00:34:48,372
Hey, Woody. - There's something you should know, Breanna.
348
00:34:48,591 --> 00:34:54,670
Are you sorry that you rejected me? - No. We can not be together anymore.
349
00:34:56,841 --> 00:35:02,078
Very funny. - I'm not attracted to you.
350
00:35:02,299 --> 00:35:06,209
You look a little publicly out.
351
00:35:06,424 --> 00:35:10,998
Do not be afraid of the hair on his lip. Some men like like that.
352
00:35:11,215 --> 00:35:14,083
Soak in this, Woody Deane.
353
00:35:14,299 --> 00:35:20,082
Did he really say that? - You almost did not see the hair.
354
00:35:20,298 --> 00:35:24,339
What happened? - You broke up with your girlfriend.
355
00:35:24,548 --> 00:35:29,668
No! Me and Breanna? - Breanna and me.
356
00:35:31,465 --> 00:35:35,161
Beating you up with my girlfriend? - You'll get over it.
357
00:35:38,339 --> 00:35:41,705
I must go. It happens something big for me tonight.
358
00:35:41,923 --> 00:35:44,292
And for you.
359
00:35:45,714 --> 00:35:48,877
Congratulations. Tonight you will lose it.
360
00:35:53,755 --> 00:35:56,042
Nicky!
361
00:36:12,130 --> 00:36:15,412
Here you go, honey. - Thanks.
362
00:36:17,379 --> 00:36:21,704
Great ... wagon. - It's a dump.
363
00:36:22,754 --> 00:36:29,118
But my parents are not here, so no one disturbs us.
364
00:36:33,795 --> 00:36:39,081
Oh dang! I've never seen a girl drink like that.
365
00:36:39,295 --> 00:36:42,708
I'm a little dry throat.
366
00:36:45,837 --> 00:36:49,451
Maybe I can moisten it slightly.
367
00:36:52,836 --> 00:36:55,704
I want a beer.
368
00:36:56,961 --> 00:36:58,952
Okay.
369
00:37:08,336 --> 00:37:10,741
Is it good? - Yes.
370
00:37:10,961 --> 00:37:16,329
You've been so weird lately. I think I know what's wrong.
371
00:37:16,544 --> 00:37:20,039
I doubt it. - Let me guess.
372
00:37:20,252 --> 00:37:24,198
You think that if you do not impress talentspeiderne -
373
00:37:24,418 --> 00:37:28,459
ends you working for your father on "Spatelverden".
374
00:37:28,668 --> 00:37:30,209
What?
375
00:37:30,418 --> 00:37:35,573
Let things fall into place by itself, Woody.
376
00:37:35,793 --> 00:37:40,166
Whatever you find on, we are proud of you.
377
00:37:41,793 --> 00:37:46,663
If you do not want to work with spatulas, that's fine.
378
00:37:53,334 --> 00:37:56,497
Come on, honey. - Not here.
379
00:37:56,709 --> 00:38:00,121
Okay. We go into the bedroom.
380
00:38:03,709 --> 00:38:06,742
Now we started, girls.
381
00:38:10,083 --> 00:38:13,911
What the hell tenktejeg on? This is totally gay.
382
00:38:15,791 --> 00:38:19,322
What are you waiting for? Can I see a little skin?
383
00:38:20,583 --> 00:38:24,244
I'll be the bitch of his. "Bitch Woody".
384
00:38:24,458 --> 00:38:27,325
Need some help?
385
00:38:29,666 --> 00:38:32,119
I have to pee. - Now?
386
00:38:32,332 --> 00:38:38,032
Yes. Undress you, and do not start without me.
387
00:38:45,415 --> 00:38:47,820
Returned!
388
00:38:54,873 --> 00:38:59,744
Not that shit again! - It's very melodic.
389
00:38:59,956 --> 00:39:03,820
Give it a try, you will learn to like it.
390
00:39:06,539 --> 00:39:08,909
Nope. It's still crap.
391
00:39:09,123 --> 00:39:12,037
Have you heard about Nicky? - No.
392
00:39:12,247 --> 00:39:15,779
He fucked the little climber yesterday.
393
00:39:20,205 --> 00:39:22,694
How low can you sink?
394
00:39:22,914 --> 00:39:25,828
She did it in caravanning.
395
00:39:26,039 --> 00:39:28,325
Hei, Woody.
396
00:39:28,538 --> 00:39:32,153
Maybe she did not notice it.
397
00:39:39,496 --> 00:39:43,869
Woody. Are you crying? - Yes.
398
00:39:45,413 --> 00:39:48,197
What's wrong?
399
00:39:48,413 --> 00:39:54,990
I've learned that I lost virginity in a mobile home.
400
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:08,742
Listen: I have to my class.
401
00:40:35,827 --> 00:40:39,027
Do you think she'll do it with me too?
402
00:40:39,244 --> 00:40:41,946
No. Get lost.
403
00:40:51,285 --> 00:40:52,943
What is it?
404
00:40:55,035 --> 00:40:58,815
Take it easy. You had it fine.
405
00:40:59,826 --> 00:41:02,445
It was an unforgettable evening.
406
00:41:02,660 --> 00:41:05,492
How could you do that?
407
00:41:05,701 --> 00:41:10,275
He is not so handsome, but it's just sex.
408
00:41:10,493 --> 00:41:13,444
It should be something special.
409
00:41:13,659 --> 00:41:19,608
It was you who started. You broke up with my girlfriend.
410
00:41:19,826 --> 00:41:23,156
It should happen to someone I was in love.
411
00:41:31,617 --> 00:41:34,236
Nothing happened.
412
00:41:35,700 --> 00:41:38,900
Is it true? - Yes.
413
00:41:40,283 --> 00:41:44,324
That's not what Nicky says. - Nicky lying.
414
00:41:44,533 --> 00:41:48,029
Tell it to the rest of the world.
415
00:41:48,241 --> 00:41:51,856
How does it feel to be a cheap whore?
416
00:41:55,033 --> 00:41:59,690
I'll talk to him. No calling us a whore.
417
00:42:17,907 --> 00:42:20,691
Nicky, now comes your girlfriend.
418
00:42:21,907 --> 00:42:26,315
Hello! I've been looking for you. - Now you've found me.
419
00:42:26,531 --> 00:42:29,731
What did you say to people?
420
00:42:29,948 --> 00:42:33,111
Nothing. - You do not say?
421
00:42:33,323 --> 00:42:37,268
But it was not entirely true.
422
00:42:38,323 --> 00:42:40,811
Your damn liar!
423
00:42:41,031 --> 00:42:44,313
And you are very ugly in the mouth.
424
00:42:45,406 --> 00:42:49,150
But I knew the.
425
00:42:51,197 --> 00:42:54,029
You're a wild cat, err'ukke? - Asshole!
426
00:42:56,572 --> 00:42:59,274
How do you treat not a lady.
427
00:42:59,488 --> 00:43:02,854
And there is no such thing as "err'ukke".
428
00:43:03,072 --> 00:43:06,153
Tell the others what really happened!
429
00:43:06,363 --> 00:43:08,069
Nothing!
430
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:12,901
You owe the innocent and very pretty young lady an apology.
431
00:43:14,321 --> 00:43:17,105
Pardon. - What?
432
00:43:17,321 --> 00:43:19,276
Pardon.
433
00:43:20,446 --> 00:43:22,353
Thanks.
434
00:43:28,612 --> 00:43:31,812
It was fun. I'll beat him again.
435
00:43:32,029 --> 00:43:34,019
Relax.
436
00:43:34,237 --> 00:43:38,396
I forgive you still not there with Breanna and me.
437
00:43:38,612 --> 00:43:40,733
Breanna and me.
438
00:43:40,945 --> 00:43:42,936
Pardon.
439
00:43:43,153 --> 00:43:47,443
I must make amends. - Forget it. For I am a girl.
440
00:43:48,820 --> 00:43:54,567
We fight next Friday. - This is a disaster.
441
00:43:54,778 --> 00:43:58,190
What did we do before this happened? - Argued.
442
00:43:58,403 --> 00:44:01,685
We bicker forever. - Not allways.
443
00:44:01,903 --> 00:44:04,059
We were at the museum.
444
00:44:04,277 --> 00:44:10,605
In front of the ugly, Mexican ... - Aztec. Texcatlipoca.
445
00:44:10,819 --> 00:44:13,651
He was trolldomsgud.
446
00:44:16,735 --> 00:44:18,145
In!
447
00:44:25,318 --> 00:44:27,854
We close in five minutes.
448
00:44:36,568 --> 00:44:40,064
You first. - No, you are most foul-mouthed.
449
00:44:41,026 --> 00:44:45,233
Hello. How are you? - He's a god, not tantalite di.
450
00:44:45,442 --> 00:44:48,013
You might have gotten the impression depreciation
451
00:44:48,234 --> 00:44:52,062
that this handsome, young man, and I do not like each other.
452
00:44:52,276 --> 00:44:56,518
But that's not the case.
453
00:44:56,734 --> 00:45:01,106
We bicker a bit, but it makes the all friends.
454
00:45:01,317 --> 00:45:06,187
How can you not like Nell? She is real.
455
00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:08,639
And very intelligent.
456
00:45:10,025 --> 00:45:13,604
She's pretty cute too. Especially when she makes it there with your nose.
457
00:45:13,816 --> 00:45:16,103
We get along very well.
458
00:45:16,316 --> 00:45:21,353
We are actually close friends. - mates.
459
00:45:21,566 --> 00:45:25,227
Forever and always. - Do not exaggerate.
460
00:45:25,441 --> 00:45:33,227
Now that we have it is clear, we will close your eyes and count to three.
461
00:45:33,441 --> 00:45:36,723
When we open them, we are the right bodies again.
462
00:45:36,940 --> 00:45:40,306
If it is okay for you.
463
00:45:40,524 --> 00:45:46,271
It is all a big misunderstanding that we certainly will laugh someday.
464
00:45:46,482 --> 00:45:48,472
Let's do it!
465
00:45:55,940 --> 00:45:57,598
In.
466
00:45:57,815 --> 00:46:00,019
To.
467
00:46:00,231 --> 00:46:01,889
Three.
468
00:46:10,356 --> 00:46:15,855
Maybe he's talking Mexican. - Shall we give him an enchilada?
469
00:46:16,939 --> 00:46:22,176
I would go to Yale. - Keep up with the whining.
470
00:46:23,355 --> 00:46:28,771
Do you think I want to work in my father spatula store?
471
00:46:32,730 --> 00:46:37,387
Wait! You knocked the Nicky.
472
00:46:37,605 --> 00:46:39,311
So what?
473
00:46:39,521 --> 00:46:47,603
You have my body. My strength. I just have to learn how to use it.
474
00:46:50,396 --> 00:46:52,019
Ok.
475
00:46:52,229 --> 00:46:56,175
We can read together so you can interview.
476
00:47:14,103 --> 00:47:16,722
Three, three, three.
477
00:47:18,270 --> 00:47:20,177
It was cool.
478
00:47:40,602 --> 00:47:43,386
Are you ready?
479
00:47:44,394 --> 00:47:46,183
Come on.
480
00:47:54,227 --> 00:47:56,264
Pardon.
481
00:47:57,726 --> 00:48:01,934
You make me look like a fagot. We go somewhere else.
482
00:48:03,393 --> 00:48:06,012
Quarterback. - It's me.
483
00:48:06,226 --> 00:48:10,350
Centers snapper clench til quarterback bake -
484
00:48:10,559 --> 00:48:13,557
and so begins the game. Are you with?
485
00:48:13,768 --> 00:48:16,552
Yes. - The attack has limited ...
486
00:48:16,767 --> 00:48:20,097
"Shall I compare you with a summer day -
487
00:48:20,309 --> 00:48:23,223
then you are more beautiful and gentler. "
488
00:48:23,434 --> 00:48:26,634
"The wind shakes mais flower buds -
489
00:48:26,850 --> 00:48:29,967
and summer is too soon over. "
490
00:48:30,184 --> 00:48:34,675
He does not think that she is a summer day -
491
00:48:34,892 --> 00:48:38,471
but she is warm as a summer day.
492
00:48:39,850 --> 00:48:41,508
Ok.
493
00:48:41,725 --> 00:48:46,429
But I can not imagine saying something to someone.
494
00:48:46,641 --> 00:48:51,761
It would have been totally geeky. - It must only be said to the straight.
495
00:48:51,974 --> 00:48:54,806
Or I will not be stupid.
496
00:48:55,016 --> 00:48:59,673
Good old Shakey really must have been lost in nikkersen.
497
00:48:59,891 --> 00:49:03,635
It is written to a young man. - Was Shakespeare gay?
498
00:49:03,849 --> 00:49:09,679
It is not known. - It erjo obviously with the poem.
499
00:49:09,890 --> 00:49:14,298
What could be more openly? To write an ode to the club?
500
00:49:15,640 --> 00:49:17,677
That's enough for today.
501
00:49:17,890 --> 00:49:21,137
Who would have thought it of him?
502
00:49:21,348 --> 00:49:24,678
See you tomorrow. - Good night.
503
00:49:30,639 --> 00:49:35,178
Your parents are decent. You just have to get used to your mother's jaw use.
504
00:49:35,389 --> 00:49:37,510
Mom is cool.
505
00:49:38,972 --> 00:49:42,089
Woody, can I ask you something?
506
00:49:43,806 --> 00:49:45,346
And.
507
00:49:47,389 --> 00:49:50,091
In the morning...
508
00:49:50,930 --> 00:49:54,426
Forget it. - What? Just ask.
509
00:49:54,638 --> 00:50:02,756
It's a bit embarrassing, but every morning you have something ...
510
00:50:04,138 --> 00:50:06,840
You know ... - What?
511
00:50:07,055 --> 00:50:09,377
A gadget. - What?
512
00:50:09,596 --> 00:50:12,713
You know, every morning ...
513
00:50:14,638 --> 00:50:18,761
Oh, you mean an erect penis? - The word I would not have used.
514
00:50:18,971 --> 00:50:24,173
I miss that guy. - How blirjeg rid of it?
515
00:50:25,929 --> 00:50:30,254
There is only one way. - Yuck!
516
00:50:31,387 --> 00:50:34,089
There must be another possibility.
517
00:50:34,304 --> 00:50:38,628
In case of emergency I do anything else.
518
00:50:38,845 --> 00:50:42,424
It lets the air out of the hose, to put it that way.
519
00:50:42,637 --> 00:50:45,753
I close my eyes ...
520
00:50:45,970 --> 00:50:49,133
... and then I think of you.
521
00:50:50,220 --> 00:50:54,048
It seems every time. - Good night.
522
00:51:10,052 --> 00:51:12,422
Do you want one?
523
00:51:13,219 --> 00:51:15,126
No thanks.
524
00:51:16,677 --> 00:51:20,717
It was so quiet up there tonight. Are you OK?
525
00:51:20,927 --> 00:51:26,260
Yes. Nell and I did homework. - Is that what you call it these days?
526
00:51:26,468 --> 00:51:30,165
Nell is not the kind of girl. - No, I know it.
527
00:51:30,385 --> 00:51:32,707
She's a nice girl.
528
00:51:32,926 --> 00:51:37,630
Her father Ted and I were buddies in the old days.
529
00:51:37,843 --> 00:51:41,788
He was a nice guy. - He continued.
530
00:51:42,009 --> 00:51:44,462
As far as I know.
531
00:51:46,134 --> 00:51:48,208
What happened?
532
00:51:48,426 --> 00:51:53,248
Nells mother was not so enthusiastic.
533
00:51:54,759 --> 00:51:58,254
Well we were not fine enough.
534
00:51:59,842 --> 00:52:02,165
Good night, my boy.
535
00:52:02,383 --> 00:52:04,006
Good night...
536
00:52:04,217 --> 00:52:06,207
...dad.
537
00:52:14,050 --> 00:52:16,668
Oh no, she's crying!
538
00:52:20,258 --> 00:52:23,705
Chanel. Are you okay ??
539
00:52:25,007 --> 00:52:26,714
In.
540
00:52:26,924 --> 00:52:28,749
Shit!
541
00:52:32,216 --> 00:52:37,335
What's wrong? - Harry has another.
542
00:52:37,549 --> 00:52:41,080
He'd never done.
543
00:52:41,298 --> 00:52:45,872
I saw him with his tongue in her throat.
544
00:52:47,048 --> 00:52:51,207
So you know who it was? - No. They sat in his car.
545
00:52:51,423 --> 00:52:54,835
But I saw clearly what they did.
546
00:52:55,048 --> 00:52:58,994
Why are guys like that idiots?
547
00:53:01,756 --> 00:53:06,662
Why spørjeg you about it? You know nothing about boys.
548
00:53:09,547 --> 00:53:12,118
Pardon. I did not mean it.
549
00:53:12,339 --> 00:53:16,036
You are right. What do I know about boys?
550
00:53:18,464 --> 00:53:22,623
I am so stupid. I know how Horse is.
551
00:53:24,130 --> 00:53:27,045
Why are you with him?
552
00:53:28,255 --> 00:53:36,207
When I started here, varjeg invisible, but when I was with Horse -
553
00:53:36,421 --> 00:53:43,164
I became friends with Breanna, Tiffany and Woody. And people saw me.
554
00:53:44,588 --> 00:53:47,953
I like to be seen -
555
00:53:48,171 --> 00:53:52,295
so I guess I'm afraid to feel invisible again.
556
00:53:54,796 --> 00:53:59,334
It's probably more than you think, who does it.
557
00:53:59,545 --> 00:54:05,412
Not you. You do what you want, no matter what people say.
558
00:54:07,837 --> 00:54:10,669
I admire you, Nell.
559
00:54:16,336 --> 00:54:19,867
This is my room. You have to say hi to the bear min.
560
00:54:20,086 --> 00:54:24,162
What makes the climber on pajamas our party?
561
00:54:24,378 --> 00:54:29,284
Nell is straightforward. She will only be with us.
562
00:54:29,503 --> 00:54:33,247
I can not wait until we shall have pajamas on.
563
00:54:34,502 --> 00:54:36,410
That's okay ...
564
00:54:37,961 --> 00:54:43,542
Have you added nerderiet on the shelf? - Yes. I just want to have fun.
565
00:54:45,085 --> 00:54:46,661
Ok.
566
00:54:46,877 --> 00:54:49,543
Let's get on my pajamas.
567
00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:56,081
Satan in hell!
568
00:55:02,460 --> 00:55:07,033
The victim is in sight. Have you seen the ass?
569
00:55:07,251 --> 00:55:09,206
How about Chanel?
570
00:55:11,459 --> 00:55:13,912
No, she's not here.
571
00:55:14,126 --> 00:55:19,826
Will you be unfaithful to your girlfriend for a engangsknull?
572
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:27,323
You're funny!
573
00:55:28,542 --> 00:55:33,246
It is you who are faithful. Horse has no inhibitions.
574
00:55:33,458 --> 00:55:38,448
Tonight I take the victim early.
575
00:55:40,250 --> 00:55:44,195
After a few drinks smokes quality control -
576
00:55:44,416 --> 00:55:48,280
and then making out one by one or other tart.
577
00:55:48,499 --> 00:55:54,697
Or so blirjeg hammered and declare my love for you.
578
00:55:54,916 --> 00:55:59,656
And we will not, so now we will stick.
579
00:56:01,207 --> 00:56:05,663
Are you not with Woody? - No, fortunately.
580
00:56:05,874 --> 00:56:08,576
You were the perfect couple.
581
00:56:08,790 --> 00:56:12,487
We were only together because he is the captain of the team.
582
00:56:12,707 --> 00:56:16,119
His brain is in his underpants.
583
00:56:16,332 --> 00:56:20,407
It happens nothing else down there.
584
00:56:31,248 --> 00:56:33,404
Taper!
585
00:56:38,997 --> 00:56:43,073
Manicure, pedicure, facial mask. Are we done?
586
00:56:43,289 --> 00:56:48,906
Nell, I could not help but notice that you're pretty hairy.
587
00:56:51,872 --> 00:56:54,870
What? - Down there.
588
00:56:55,080 --> 00:56:59,026
You have a real rainforest.
589
00:56:59,247 --> 00:57:02,031
It erjo a shrub. Is not it about?
590
00:57:04,871 --> 00:57:07,822
We've got a latino. - Yes.
591
00:57:08,038 --> 00:57:11,617
Says you do that? - You should too.
592
00:57:11,829 --> 00:57:14,827
We can arrange it now.
593
00:57:15,038 --> 00:57:19,410
Latino ... Well, why not?
594
00:57:20,704 --> 00:57:23,536
It is the green light to a Brazilian.
595
00:57:23,746 --> 00:57:28,947
Tiffany, scissors and hair remover. Chanel, towels and hot water.
596
00:57:29,162 --> 00:57:34,068
Nell, lie down, relax and do what I say.
597
00:57:43,995 --> 00:57:45,950
One more!
598
00:57:51,744 --> 00:57:53,486
Bit of this.
599
00:57:53,703 --> 00:57:55,693
On three. One...
600
00:57:55,911 --> 00:57:58,234
Bad idea.
601
00:58:01,161 --> 00:58:02,902
Super.
602
00:58:03,119 --> 00:58:03,536
Have I told you that I love you?
603
00:58:03,536 --> 00:58:06,652
Have I told you that I love you?
604
00:58:06,869 --> 00:58:13,031
You are like a twin brother to me.
605
00:58:14,744 --> 00:58:18,156
You are white, but you're my twin brother.
606
00:58:23,285 --> 00:58:26,034
It is a sore Brazilian.
607
00:58:29,160 --> 00:58:33,105
How are you? - Slightly better.
608
00:58:35,659 --> 00:58:39,072
How much did you drink? - I do not know.
609
00:58:39,284 --> 00:58:43,657
I just remember That I had it very enjoyable.
610
00:58:43,867 --> 00:58:47,482
Suddenly the room began to spin.
611
00:58:47,701 --> 00:58:49,774
I'm a moron.
612
00:58:49,992 --> 00:58:54,945
See it as a transition ritual, but be more careful next time.
613
00:58:56,867 --> 00:59:01,524
Thank you for taking care of me. - Thank you.
614
00:59:03,575 --> 00:59:07,023
See you after lunch? We have much to do.
615
00:59:07,241 --> 00:59:09,860
I know.
616
00:59:10,075 --> 00:59:14,198
Step back, Feik a throw and throw the ball.
617
00:59:14,408 --> 00:59:17,489
I can do that.
618
00:59:21,033 --> 00:59:23,272
Back ... - No.
619
00:59:23,491 --> 00:59:26,939
Stand behind me and follow my movements.
620
00:59:28,741 --> 00:59:31,063
What is it? - What?
621
00:59:31,282 --> 00:59:33,735
The sticking my ass.
622
00:59:33,949 --> 00:59:35,525
Pardon.
623
00:59:35,740 --> 00:59:39,604
We will play here. - I can not help it.
624
00:59:39,823 --> 00:59:43,734
It is actually yours. - It betyrjo you teeth at me.
625
00:59:43,948 --> 00:59:47,278
No, it means you teeth at me.
626
00:59:47,490 --> 00:59:50,156
Moreover, light it on everything.
627
00:59:50,365 --> 00:59:54,193
Typically men to say things like that. - Can we play?
628
00:59:54,406 --> 00:59:57,937
Ok, if you keep my dick from ass.
629
01:00:33,571 --> 01:00:38,359
You came in through the window? - Yes, I have finally learned.
630
01:00:39,904 --> 01:00:44,976
Hush. If mom discovers that I have a kid in the room, she clicks.
631
01:00:45,196 --> 01:00:49,687
What should I wear to the interview? - A suit and sensible shoes.
632
01:00:49,904 --> 01:00:53,944
Should not it be a bit challenging? - It's an interview.
633
01:00:58,029 --> 01:01:02,271
Oh, it was a joke. - You discovered it in the slightest.
634
01:01:03,570 --> 01:01:06,936
Since we still are so, -
635
01:01:07,153 --> 01:01:11,194
perhaps we can go on the school dance together?
636
01:01:11,403 --> 01:01:17,316
Who else should we go with? I will not hang out with nerds.
637
01:01:17,528 --> 01:01:20,775
It erjo not a date. - No.
638
01:01:22,153 --> 01:01:26,644
I would love to. - Then it's a date.
639
01:01:26,861 --> 01:01:29,479
A non-date date.
640
01:01:29,694 --> 01:01:32,064
Nell, we eat!
641
01:01:32,277 --> 01:01:34,433
I'm outta here.
642
01:01:37,235 --> 01:01:39,440
A non-date date.
643
01:01:42,485 --> 01:01:44,641
I did not strike me!
644
01:01:49,610 --> 01:01:52,277
I slip tomorrow.
645
01:01:52,485 --> 01:01:54,855
Being delayed.
646
01:01:55,068 --> 01:01:59,393
Pardon. Being delayed in the morning.
647
01:01:59,610 --> 01:02:02,726
What is wrong with you? Ted?
648
01:02:03,526 --> 01:02:06,689
I do not know who you are anymore.
649
01:02:06,901 --> 01:02:10,231
She grows up, Katherine.
650
01:02:12,817 --> 01:02:17,854
Will you tell me what you will, or is it a secret?
651
01:02:18,067 --> 01:02:21,267
I'll just read the homework together with Woody.
652
01:02:21,484 --> 01:02:25,524
Again? - Is it a problem?
653
01:02:25,734 --> 01:02:27,771
In.
654
01:02:31,650 --> 01:02:36,272
Just waste time. - I do not waste my time.
655
01:02:36,483 --> 01:02:41,140
Just look at the boy. - What's the matter with him?
656
01:02:41,358 --> 01:02:45,731
He is an unintelligent taper. You've told yourself.
657
01:02:48,816 --> 01:02:54,480
That's just how it is. Look at his family. It's in the genes.
658
01:03:18,315 --> 01:03:23,517
Hello, Mr. Bedworth. Is Nell home?
659
01:03:24,981 --> 01:03:29,140
She is at school to read.
660
01:03:29,356 --> 01:03:33,101
She's going to Yale interview tomorrow.
661
01:03:33,314 --> 01:03:35,139
Thanks.
662
01:03:37,231 --> 01:03:41,769
How are you, Mr. Bedworth? - Fine, Woody.
663
01:03:41,980 --> 01:03:44,599
Bra.
664
01:03:44,814 --> 01:03:48,973
Greet your wife. - I will do that.
665
01:03:49,189 --> 01:03:51,309
Goodbye.
666
01:04:04,230 --> 01:04:06,267
What are you trying?
667
01:04:12,563 --> 01:04:15,644
You're going to ska ... - Shut up!
668
01:04:17,687 --> 01:04:20,306
Why are you doing this?
669
01:04:22,187 --> 01:04:24,971
Because this is me.
670
01:04:27,229 --> 01:04:29,895
That's all I can.
671
01:04:32,187 --> 01:04:35,019
And I'm not what once was.
672
01:04:38,978 --> 01:04:42,142
Football is not the only thing you can.
673
01:04:43,395 --> 01:04:46,641
You do not understand it. People like you, do not understand.
674
01:04:46,853 --> 01:04:50,349
What we do not understand?
675
01:04:50,561 --> 01:04:55,633
People like me! - So explain it to me.
676
01:04:57,311 --> 01:04:59,266
Okay.
677
01:05:01,852 --> 01:05:07,221
We like to play ball, and we are even good at it.
678
01:05:07,435 --> 01:05:11,511
Maybe we come into a møkkauniversitet-
679
01:05:11,727 --> 01:05:17,308
or end up working for Paps. Who knows?
680
01:05:17,518 --> 01:05:23,183
But we never get a good job and a nice apartment in the city.
681
01:05:23,393 --> 01:05:27,931
Or an education at Yale. - Is this about the interview?
682
01:05:28,143 --> 01:05:30,217
In.
683
01:05:32,101 --> 01:05:34,092
Already.
684
01:05:34,309 --> 01:05:36,383
I do not know!
685
01:05:36,601 --> 01:05:41,590
It's okay to be nervous. - There's nothing that's okay!
686
01:05:43,226 --> 01:05:47,054
Tomorrow I should have played my life's most important fight.
687
01:05:47,267 --> 01:05:50,846
It's fate. My destiny!
688
01:05:51,059 --> 01:05:55,182
I should not be interviewed at a university.
689
01:05:55,392 --> 01:06:00,594
We are living the wrong life, but we can not just give up.
690
01:06:00,808 --> 01:06:04,672
We have to let things fall into place.
691
01:06:06,641 --> 01:06:11,678
Save inspiration speech to someone who will listen to you.
692
01:06:13,349 --> 01:06:16,016
I know who I am.
693
01:06:16,224 --> 01:06:20,384
I am a ubegavet loser. It's in the genes.
694
01:06:20,599 --> 01:06:23,348
I can not help it.
695
01:06:25,849 --> 01:06:29,463
I did not think you were the type who gives up.
696
01:07:37,638 --> 01:07:39,545
You're welcome.
697
01:07:46,054 --> 01:07:49,550
Miss Bedworth.
- Ja. Nell.
698
01:07:49,762 --> 01:07:52,167
Sit down.
699
01:07:53,679 --> 01:08:00,421
The property we hope that our students possess is passion.
700
01:08:00,637 --> 01:08:04,582
You have magnificent characters, -
701
01:08:04,803 --> 01:08:10,503
but your interest in literature is rare for your age group.
702
01:08:14,261 --> 01:08:17,674
Thanks. Literature means a lot to me.
703
01:08:18,678 --> 01:08:21,166
Continue.
704
01:08:22,761 --> 01:08:25,545
Poetry, for example.
705
01:08:27,302 --> 01:08:30,999
I like how poems express feelings.
706
01:08:31,219 --> 01:08:35,165
Complex emotions that may otherwise be difficult to express.
707
01:08:43,385 --> 01:08:50,839
What about modern literature? Do you have any favorites?
708
01:08:54,093 --> 01:08:59,876
No not really. - Really? Why not?
709
01:09:02,259 --> 01:09:06,170
Because they are miserable. - Really?
710
01:09:07,259 --> 01:09:11,205
Welcome to the battle!
711
01:09:11,426 --> 01:09:14,459
If poetry is no longer relevant, -
712
01:09:14,676 --> 01:09:18,799
will the poetry disappear.
713
01:09:26,675 --> 01:09:29,590
It was certain everything.
714
01:09:45,674 --> 01:09:49,881
In fact, some modern poets I like well.
715
01:09:50,091 --> 01:09:52,579
I love them actually.
716
01:09:53,507 --> 01:09:56,505
50 Cent, Petey Pablo, Marshall Mathers.
717
01:09:56,716 --> 01:10:00,496
I do not know them. - They are rapmusikere.
718
01:10:00,715 --> 01:10:03,583
Do you perceive it as poetry?
719
01:10:03,799 --> 01:10:07,662
They tell about their lives and their experiences.
720
01:10:07,882 --> 01:10:13,914
They can be brutal, but in reality they have a lot of humor.
721
01:10:14,131 --> 01:10:16,087
Listen to this.
722
01:10:16,923 --> 01:10:21,082
Here are homemade Westdale Bay Beavers!
723
01:10:22,881 --> 01:10:24,955
That's my boy!
724
01:10:25,173 --> 01:10:28,419
Gi quarterback Woody Deane bake applause!
725
01:10:28,631 --> 01:10:31,545
That's my boy! That's my son!
726
01:10:33,672 --> 01:10:35,544
Vent!
727
01:10:51,797 --> 01:10:54,285
Now we are going!
728
01:11:00,421 --> 01:11:04,628
So is the number 83. Johnny Chances from Beavers!
729
01:11:04,838 --> 01:11:07,456
Beavers plague!
730
01:11:07,671 --> 01:11:10,290
Black 82!
731
01:11:20,504 --> 01:11:24,544
Let him be, otherwise you get a beating!
732
01:11:40,211 --> 01:11:43,659
Touchdown til Razorbacks!
733
01:11:43,878 --> 01:11:48,037
That they have certain trained on.
734
01:11:52,336 --> 01:11:55,203
Come on, defense!
735
01:12:01,461 --> 01:12:02,870
In!
736
01:12:06,252 --> 01:12:12,864
Touchdown!
Razorbacks leder 14-0.
737
01:12:13,752 --> 01:12:18,456
It can be obtained, but it's up to Woody Deane.
738
01:12:35,417 --> 01:12:40,324
Deane was tackled again. It resembles him.
739
01:12:42,334 --> 01:12:45,699
You fuck with the wrong girl.
740
01:12:49,292 --> 01:12:52,574
Hello. - Hey, Nell. Like am. Soccer?
741
01:12:52,792 --> 01:12:55,541
I just came to cheer on the team.
742
01:12:55,750 --> 01:12:58,867
It is not going well.
743
01:12:59,083 --> 01:13:00,990
Hut!
744
01:13:02,166 --> 01:13:03,825
Oi!
745
01:13:06,833 --> 01:13:10,661
Like that! That's my boy!
746
01:13:19,791 --> 01:13:25,076
Touchdown for Beavers! Well done Harry "Horse"!
747
01:13:26,374 --> 01:13:30,699
Sit down. - Okay.
748
01:13:33,082 --> 01:13:35,570
Sausage? - Yes please.
749
01:13:38,290 --> 01:13:40,364
Thanks, Dad.
750
01:13:51,248 --> 01:13:53,369
Great kick.
751
01:13:56,331 --> 01:14:00,739
Come on. It remains five minutes.
752
01:14:00,956 --> 01:14:04,119
It's now or never for Beavers.
753
01:14:08,414 --> 01:14:10,570
Clear! Cap!
754
01:14:12,955 --> 01:14:14,827
Come on!
755
01:14:22,372 --> 01:14:24,492
Good girl!
756
01:14:36,079 --> 01:14:38,283
Touchdown!
757
01:14:38,496 --> 01:14:42,655
Westdale Bay Beavers win the match!
758
01:14:42,871 --> 01:14:49,282
Woody Deane
scorer touchdown, -
759
01:14:49,495 --> 01:14:53,441
- and Beavers wins!
760
01:14:59,912 --> 01:15:03,112
What are you here for?
761
01:15:15,369 --> 01:15:18,451
Well played. Have you decided for university?
762
01:15:18,661 --> 01:15:22,904
I've dreamed of Yale since I varjentunge.
763
01:15:23,119 --> 01:15:26,070
Ask your parents to call me.
764
01:15:26,286 --> 01:15:31,026
It is not Yale, but I think you'll like it.
765
01:15:31,244 --> 01:15:33,400
Well played.
766
01:15:40,410 --> 01:15:43,408
You did it! You were dritgod.
767
01:15:43,618 --> 01:15:46,652
Thanks. So you know me?
768
01:15:46,868 --> 01:15:50,068
He there gave me his business card.
769
01:15:50,285 --> 01:15:53,615
You should at the university. Forget spatulas.
770
01:15:53,826 --> 01:15:57,571
Thanks. - You know what?
771
01:15:57,784 --> 01:16:02,442
It was dritgøy, and the audience were completely wild.
772
01:16:06,951 --> 01:16:10,565
Interviewed! There, I had completely forgotten.
773
01:16:11,659 --> 01:16:17,904
How was it? - Fantastic. Instead, at least.
774
01:16:18,117 --> 01:16:22,608
I really felt that I belonged.
775
01:16:26,200 --> 01:16:33,239
I did my best. - No one can demand more.
776
01:16:35,200 --> 01:16:40,189
They are lucky if they get you.
777
01:16:41,824 --> 01:16:43,732
Thanks.
778
01:16:43,949 --> 01:16:45,821
Ditto.
779
01:16:47,699 --> 01:16:55,023
If I must be another, it will be an honor to be you.
780
01:16:57,032 --> 01:17:00,978
Even ditto. - Double-ditto.
781
01:17:01,199 --> 01:17:04,113
Double-double-ditto.
782
01:17:12,365 --> 01:17:15,031
There he is! Woody!
783
01:17:26,323 --> 01:17:28,313
Woody...
784
01:17:28,531 --> 01:17:33,520
I'm back! - What do you mean?
785
01:17:39,030 --> 01:17:43,238
Hey, sports star! Do I look good enough out now?
786
01:17:57,196 --> 01:17:59,068
Woody?
787
01:18:03,821 --> 01:18:08,727
I have to talk to Nell. - She will not talk to you.
788
01:18:08,946 --> 01:18:15,523
She will not join the dance, but she hopes you are enjoying with Breanna.
789
01:18:18,820 --> 01:18:23,277
For a moment I thought you had changed.
790
01:18:29,987 --> 01:18:33,683
Up with the head tax.
791
01:18:36,445 --> 01:18:39,561
You Harjo got everything we dreamed of.
792
01:19:22,026 --> 01:19:24,266
Like the dress?
793
01:19:24,485 --> 01:19:27,352
You look great, Breanna.
794
01:19:27,568 --> 01:19:33,019
It is so tight That I had to take off my panties.
795
01:19:33,234 --> 01:19:38,270
Then I hope you do not get diarrhea. I'll get you some punch.
796
01:19:44,442 --> 01:19:46,232
Harry.
797
01:19:46,442 --> 01:19:50,436
Like my dress? - Yeah, you look good.
798
01:20:05,983 --> 01:20:10,308
I'm fatal nervous. - You're doing fine.
799
01:20:10,524 --> 01:20:12,894
Shall we check your makeup?
800
01:20:13,108 --> 01:20:16,224
Right up loop. We are photographed.
801
01:20:22,691 --> 01:20:26,554
The tux makes me horny.
802
01:20:26,774 --> 01:20:29,688
Let's do it in the bushes.
803
01:20:29,899 --> 01:20:33,844
Do you think so? - Yes. You remind me of James Bond.
804
01:20:34,065 --> 01:20:40,144
You know me. Agent 006 with the right to pleasure.
805
01:20:44,481 --> 01:20:46,436
Wait.
806
01:20:46,648 --> 01:20:50,772
Wait over there, then I go past, like Halle Berry, -
807
01:20:50,981 --> 01:20:53,600
and then you take hold of me.
808
01:20:53,814 --> 01:20:55,686
Cool!
809
01:21:12,480 --> 01:21:15,976
Now I am ready. Just come.
810
01:21:17,147 --> 01:21:19,386
Chanel?
811
01:21:21,230 --> 01:21:23,102
Chanel?
812
01:21:24,646 --> 01:21:27,099
Goodbye, Mr. Bond.
813
01:21:32,021 --> 01:21:35,184
It would never Halle Berry have done.
814
01:21:35,396 --> 01:21:38,678
Good evening, Westdale Bay!
815
01:21:38,896 --> 01:21:43,553
Later we shall crowning the king and queen ...
816
01:21:52,937 --> 01:21:56,765
Hello, princess. - Hi Dad.
817
01:21:56,978 --> 01:22:02,477
Are not you going to the dance? - No.
818
01:22:02,687 --> 01:22:06,514
Does it have anything with Woody do?
819
01:22:08,478 --> 01:22:11,180
In.
820
01:22:11,395 --> 01:22:14,641
Maybe.
821
01:22:15,644 --> 01:22:21,392
He is in love with another. - Is she a princess?
822
01:22:23,019 --> 01:22:25,686
She becomes queen in a moment.
823
01:22:25,894 --> 01:22:32,092
Princesses are both younger and more beautiful. Especially when they are my daughter.
824
01:22:37,143 --> 01:22:40,723
You like him well, right?
825
01:22:40,935 --> 01:22:42,972
Already.
826
01:22:43,185 --> 01:22:48,257
I do that too. I think he is a handsome boy.
827
01:22:48,476 --> 01:22:52,138
I think you should go there.
828
01:22:59,601 --> 01:23:02,433
I have no dress.
829
01:23:11,559 --> 01:23:16,180
I'm not so fashion conscious, but the saleswoman said it was sick.
830
01:23:16,392 --> 01:23:19,555
Not that I know what it means.
831
01:23:22,433 --> 01:23:24,838
It's beautiful.
832
01:23:27,183 --> 01:23:32,303
She said you would need these too. These are supposedly tongue.
833
01:23:33,266 --> 01:23:36,098
They may be sick too.
834
01:23:37,766 --> 01:23:39,591
Thanks.
835
01:23:39,808 --> 01:23:45,887
The title as this year's king on Westdale Bay goes to ...
836
01:23:47,391 --> 01:23:51,633
... our own star, Woody Deane!
837
01:23:51,849 --> 01:23:54,172
Come up, Woody!
838
01:24:09,181 --> 01:24:11,966
And now for the big moment.
839
01:24:12,181 --> 01:24:17,171
This year's queen on Westdale Bay is ...
840
01:24:20,473 --> 01:24:22,759
...Breanna Bailey.
841
01:24:34,222 --> 01:24:37,967
Thank you, Miss Bidermeyer and Principal Johnson.
842
01:24:38,180 --> 01:24:40,751
Thanks, Westdale Bay.
843
01:24:40,972 --> 01:24:44,882
There are many I would like to share the honor with:
844
01:24:45,097 --> 01:24:49,304
My mother for her positive outlook on plastic surgery -
845
01:24:49,513 --> 01:24:52,180
my hairdresser and ...
846
01:24:52,388 --> 01:24:58,301
Thanks. A big round of applause to our king and queen!
847
01:25:57,177 --> 01:26:00,424
"Shall I compare you with a summer day -
848
01:26:00,635 --> 01:26:03,835
then you are more beautiful and gentler. "
849
01:26:05,052 --> 01:26:12,091
"The wind tugs at ..." And then I remember no more.
850
01:26:13,385 --> 01:26:18,291
Pardon. I'm no Shakespeare.
851
01:26:19,426 --> 01:26:23,041
But Romeo was probably not any good quarterback.
852
01:26:23,259 --> 01:26:27,963
I wish I could find the right words.
853
01:26:28,176 --> 01:26:34,539
Then I would tell you how happy you make me, -
854
01:26:34,759 --> 01:26:39,546
and I love what you do with your nose when you smile.
855
01:26:40,509 --> 01:26:44,289
I would say that I hate you dishes on grammar min -
856
01:26:44,509 --> 01:26:49,213
but I would particularly like to say that ...
857
01:26:50,883 --> 01:26:54,628
... you make me a better person.
858
01:26:54,842 --> 01:26:58,289
Myself.
859
01:26:58,508 --> 01:27:02,169
Therefore, does this nothing for me.
860
01:27:06,049 --> 01:27:09,000
And you mean everything to me.
861
01:27:10,466 --> 01:27:14,673
But I erjo just a stupid quarterback.
862
01:27:14,882 --> 01:27:17,880
I can not say it right.
863
01:27:18,091 --> 01:27:20,958
It sounded good.
864
01:27:22,132 --> 01:27:24,455
Perfect.
865
01:27:24,674 --> 01:27:29,247
Come, sport bully. - Try to stop me, nerd.
866
01:27:32,798 --> 01:27:37,171
Stop it! It is I who am the Queen!
867
01:27:37,381 --> 01:27:39,835
We are leaving.
868
01:27:40,048 --> 01:27:41,920
Move!
869
01:27:42,131 --> 01:27:45,579
It is I who am the Queen! - You're a bitch!
870
01:27:48,298 --> 01:27:51,296
Great ass! How about a fling?
871
01:28:13,505 --> 01:28:16,917
Did I miss it? Won Woody Deane?
872
01:28:22,880 --> 01:28:26,459
Good god! It is the resurrection!
873
01:28:44,004 --> 01:28:46,836
How do we do this?
874
01:28:47,045 --> 01:28:51,205
You are going on a dirt university, and I'm going to Yale.
875
01:28:51,420 --> 01:28:52,996
What?
876
01:28:53,212 --> 01:28:57,585
You made it. It came this morning. Congratulations.
877
01:28:57,795 --> 01:29:00,746
What? Did you come in?
878
01:29:02,295 --> 01:29:04,202
I did it!
879
01:29:04,420 --> 01:29:07,620
Me and you, we did it.
880
01:29:07,836 --> 01:29:12,707
You and me. Or you and I?
881
01:29:12,919 --> 01:29:17,909
Just kiss me. - Should be.
882
01:29:52,584 --> 01:29:56,080
Woody, can I ask you something?
883
01:29:57,168 --> 01:30:00,000
What happened to the bush mine?
884
01:30:00,209 --> 01:30:00,417
A year off? There you can forget.
885
01:30:00,417 --> 01:30:04,032
A year off? There you can forget.
886
01:30:04,251 --> 01:30:07,581
It revolves around Yale!
887
01:30:07,792 --> 01:30:12,533
I know, Mom. But what the hell?
888
01:30:46,541 --> 01:30:51,956
If I can quote Snoop Dogg: "Now we go!"
889
01:30:57,124 --> 01:30:59,114
Sick, huh?
890
01:30:59,332 --> 01:31:01,204
Are you following?
891
01:31:01,415 --> 01:31:04,283
I am unsure if it is Snoop.
892
01:31:04,498 --> 01:31:08,990
Kanskje det er
"One Eyed Peas" eller "38 Cent".
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