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Hey, Mom, are you gonna wear
that to church, or is it just laundry day?
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Think about it.
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No. There's an emergency at the hospital,
and they're really short-staffed.
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I'm sorry. I'm not gonna
make it to church today.
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All right. No church.
Hey, we can watch the Brewers game.
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Sounds great. Laurie'll cook us up
a couple of hot dogs.
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No. No Brewers,
no hot dogs, no nice day.
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You're gonna make sure
these kids get to church.
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- Why do we have to go?
- Well, I have a million reasons and no time.
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Now, here's a dollar
for the offering.
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And you remember:
You sing loud, you sing proud.
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Hey, how about you?
How come you never have to go?
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Eric...
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God and I
had a heart-to-heart...
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while I watched my destroyer
go down in the South Pacific.
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We're real good.
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You're not.
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- Go.
- Okay.
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Well, I'll see ya. I'm gonna go meet
some friends behind the bowling alley.
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Laurie, we're supposed
to go to church.
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Oh. We're supposed to go to church.
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Stop being such a little girl
and do something bad for once.
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So, Eric, I see
you're not in church today.
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Uh, no. Now that
I'm not a virgin anymore...
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there's really nothing left
to pray for.
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Hey. My life sucks.
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Ever since Jackie left,
I'm no good at pinball.
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You were never good at pinball.
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Let's look at the bright side
of not having Jackie.
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First, no Jackie.
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Second, now you can do all the things
that you could never do...
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when you were with her, man,
which was, at last count, everything.
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Oh, man. You're right.
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You know, Jackie never ever
wanted me to, like, cheat on her...
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or-or grow a beard.
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And I always wanted to,
and now I can let this grow out.
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May I grow one too?
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I don't know, Fez.
The two of us growing beards together...
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Isn't that kind of girlie?
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Well, I just figure
the more, the hairier.
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Oh, I'm surrounded
by idiots.
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Hey, you know what might make
our little church ploy work better?
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If you button your shirt.
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Oh, and, hey,
what's that in your hair?
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Oh, a cigarette butt.
That's nice.
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Oh. That's the last time
I make out on asphalt.
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Ah, there they are.
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My little angels are home.
How was church? Good sermon?
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Uh, you know, fine.
Jesus said something really wise.
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People said,
"Oh, that Jesus."
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And now we go and try
and live our lives that way.
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You mean like a couple
of, uh, big, fat liars?
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Yeah, um, I ran into Bob
out in the driveway...
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and he told me
you weren't at church.
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God, I hate Bob!
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I tried to go, Daddy,
but Eric wouldn't give me a ride.
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Hey, Mary Magdalene,
there's some gum on your neck.
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I can't believe that
my own children would do this.
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Mom, I mean,
it's such a nice day, and, you know...
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we wanted to get some of that
fresh air you're always telling us about.
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Hey, nobody likes
a smart-mouth sinner.
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You know, this wouldn't have happened
if someone had made sure...
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his children had gotten
to church.
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Well...
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Damn.
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All right, from now on,
you kids are going to church.
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- That's an order.
- Oh, Dad!
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Okay, okay. You know what?
We shouldn't have to force them.
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They're almost grown up.
They can make up their own minds.
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Really?
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Sure.
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If you wanna turn your backs on God and
spend eternity doing laps in a lake of fire...
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well, that's your choice.
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So, guys? Huh?
What do you think of the beard?
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Yeah, it's not bad
after one week, huh?
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I think it's stupid.
You look like a hobo.
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Well, you're crazy.
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Well, you look like a hobo.
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- Crazy!
- Hobo!
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Yeah, well, I like it.
I think it looks rugged.
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Look how thick
it's coming in, huh?
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- Hello.
- Wow, Fez, that's a nice beard.
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It will be
once it really comes in.
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Doesn't Michael
look stupid?
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I mean, it's not even growing in right.
It's all patchy.
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Poor Patchy.
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All right, I don't have
to take this.
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Aw. Now we made Patchy upset.
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- Bye, Patchy.
- So long, Patchy.
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I miss Patchy.
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Doesn't Michael look hot
with that beard?
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I mean, it's all
rough and forbidden.
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I thought you said
Kelso looks stupid.
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Well, I can't tell him
I like it.
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I hate his guts.
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But I hate him even more
now that he's so hot.
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That hot, bearded jerk.
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- What about my beard?
- It has egg in it.
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Laurie, what are you doing?
Church starts in 10 minutes.
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- Mom, I'm not going.
- What?
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Well, Eric's not going either.
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Oh, of course he is.
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Wh... No... You know, I thought...
Mom, I thought you said we had the choice.
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Uh-huh.
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And I chose "no."
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But, uh, "yes"
was a close second.
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You know, I don't
understand this at all.
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You give me one good reason
why you don't want to go to church.
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- It's hot.
- It's boring.
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- The music sucks.
- The pastor's ugly.
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- I have to wear a tie.
- I have to wear a bra.
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Enough!
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What about Hyde?
I mean, he doesn't have to go.
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While I respect
the Judeo-Christian ethic...
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as well as the Eastern philosophies and,
of course, the teachings of Muhammad...
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I find that organized religion
has corrupted those beliefs...
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to justify countless atrocities
throughout history.
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Were I to attend church,
I'd be a hypocrite.
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Okay, you know what?
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I am leaving in five minutes, and I'm
sure you will make the right decision.
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No, you'll make the right decision,
and you drag her with you.
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Something tells me I will not
be sitting in that pew alone.
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Hey, Kitty, the Pinciottis are all here.
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Where's the rest
of Team Forman?
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Oh, I'm-I'm all alone today.
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All alone? Ick!
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- That's just embarrassing.
- That's a shame.
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Because if there's anyone
who has some confessing to do...
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it's that dirty,
dirty son of yours.
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Excuse me, ma'am.
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Is this seat taken, man?
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Do you see anyone?
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I love it here, man.
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The guy up there tells stories.
That guy wails on the organ.
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You can sing
as loud as you want.
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It's almost a religious experience.
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I kind of think this is what heaven's
gonna be like, you know?
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Plus,
they'll have an open bar.
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Right this way.
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Wipe your feet, please.
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Sorry,
no flash photography.
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- Next!
- Oh, that's us.
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Forman, party of four.
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- I'm sorry. I can't let you in.
- What?
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All of us, or just Laurie?
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All of you.
Hi, Laurie.
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Kitty...
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if you'd only gone to church
with your family.
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But you didn't.
So, down you go.
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I love that gag!
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Step aside, would you,
please? Next.
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Hey, there, ho, there,
hi, there. Comin' through.
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Oh, you have got
to be kidding me.
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What can I do?
They went to church.
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Here's 20.
Can you find us a place up front?
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- All right, that's it. I'm kickin' Bob's ass.
- Red!
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Well, Kitty,
we're going to hell anyway.
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Well, that's just
not gonna happen.
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Thanks, man.
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- How was church?
- Great.
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I figured out what to do
with our sinner children.
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Kitty, our kids are fine.
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Oh, really?
So why is Laurie...
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Hey, hey.
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If we're gonna start taking shots
at our kids, let's focus on Eric.
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Well, see, now,
that's the point.
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He needs to learn
right from wrong.
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I don't want him
turning bad.
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Oh, Kitty, I don't think
Eric's gonna turn bad.
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He's too much of a pantywaist.
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I know why you're
defending them, Red.
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You feel guilty because
you set a bad example.
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Hey, I go to church.
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Just not during
televised sporting events.
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You know, Kitty, when my destroyer
went down in the South Pacific...
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Oh, blah, blah, blah.
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Fine. If I thought the kids
weren't going because of me, I'd go.
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Fortunately, I don't think that,
so I'm not going.
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Well...
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that's all
well and good, Red.
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But since they won't go to church,
I'm bringing the church to them.
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I've asked Dave, the church youth minister,
to come here for dinner...
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and he said, "Groovy."
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Sounds like a great idea.
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- You really think so?
- I don't have to be there, right?
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- No.
- Sounds like a great idea.
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You should really
go to church, Eric.
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'Cause God,
he sees everything.
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That's why I live my life
good and pure.
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Kelso, you were dating
two girls at the same time.
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Yeah, but God didn't see that. I was in
my van, and he can't see through lead.
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I don't want to get
into a religious argument...
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but my God
could kick your God's ass.
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God is dead, man.
It said so in Time magazine.
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No, man.
I-I sat next to God once on the bus.
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He told me the meaning of life,
and then he gave me a pretzel.
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So what's the meaning
of life, man?
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Uh... Yeah.
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I guess I should have
written it down.
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But it was a good pretzel, man.
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Maybe this life doesn't
even matter, you know?
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Maybe we're not even here.
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Or, no. Maybe I'm here,
but you're not.
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Hello?
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You know what the best thing
God ever did was?
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Boobs!
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Yes. And God said...
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"Let there be boobs."
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And then there were boobs.
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Hey, if God
is all-powerful...
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can he make a boob so big
that even he can't lift it?
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That's a good question, man.
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I'll ask him next time
I'm on the bus.
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Oh, my God.
Here comes Michael.
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Isn't he gorgeous?
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Jackie, he's a dog that lied
and cheated on you, remember?
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Good, good.
Keep saying stuff like that...
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so that I don't
throw myself at him.
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Gee, I'll try.
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Oh. Hey.
Excuse me.
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- Hey, Michael.
- You submental, two-timing dog.
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- Hey, Jackie.
- So where are you off to?
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You lying, cheating,
dirtbag jerk.
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Well, I'm just gonna go over to the Hub,
grow my beard, you know.
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Well, that's neat.
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So they allow scum-wads in there
who lie to their girlfriends...
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and cheat on them
and break their hearts?
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Uh...
I guess so, yeah.
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Now I know some of the kids today
think that God's a real downer...
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but the truth is,
he's an upper.
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And let me tell you something. There's
a much better drug than L.S.D. Or P.C.P.
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I get high on G-O-D.
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Virgin.
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Bless you.
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Okay, why am I here?
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Because you're a young soul in my care.
Now, sit, damn it.
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Sorry, Dave.
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I have a soft spot for virgins...
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because they're
such a challenge.
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Religion can be cool.
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In fact, Jesus was a lot like
another famous rebel... Fonzie.
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But where Fonzie says, "Ayy!"
Jesus says, "A-men."
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But, Dave, could Jesus start a jukebox
just by hitting it?
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He could,
but Jesus doesn't like to hit anything.
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Did he ever water-ski
over a shark?
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Okay, does anyone have
a question about the Bible?
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I do.
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Do you have
your own place?
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Hey, you know what?
How about we just...
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we stop talking
and we start singing songs?
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Jesus is just
all right with me
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Jesus is just all right with me
Everyone!
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- Jesus is just all right with me
- Us
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Jesus is just all right
Oh, yeah
255
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Jesus is just
all right with me
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Jesus is just
all right with me
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Okay, let's take a look
at your pictures. Kitty...
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what do you see
when you think of God?
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Oh, that's nice.
Very lifelike.
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See? He's, um... He's looking down
fondly on all of us going to church.
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Steven?
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Very good. I see.
When you think of God, you see Jesus.
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No, man, it's Clapton.
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Oh, my God, man.
I drew Clapton too.
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Okay. Cool.
Laurie?
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I drew a special picture
just for you.
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Look at it later
when you're alone.
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- I got a pair of tens.
- Or, as we say in religious rummy...
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a pair of apostles.
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Ooh. Um...
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I have... I have a jack,
a queen and a king.
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You mean a Joseph,
a Mary and a Jesus.
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Wow. I bet that's
gonna be hard to beat.
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That's so true, Kitty.
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Let's see
what Laurie's got.
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Six...
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six...
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six.
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Well, thank you all for the lovely evening.
I'll see you at the church.
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Oh, Michael?
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Oh, Michael!
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Mom!
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- Hey!
- Eric, Laurie, get ready for church.
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Wait a second.
I thought you said it was our choice.
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Well, when you choose to go,
it'll be your choice.
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Coming on to the youth minister...
You need church!
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Mom, why are you doing this?
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I don't have to have a reason.
It's right.
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I'm your mother.
Now, move.
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But it's not fair. I mean,
why do we have to go to church?
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I mean,
Dad doesn't go.
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Aha! Aha, aha, aha, aha!
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Come on, everybody.
The Formans are going to church.
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You had to throw me under
the bus with you, didn't ya?
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Well, nice goin', Eric.
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Yeah, nice going.
Now I have to put on a bra.
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God hates me.
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Oh, dear Lord
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- Three things I pray
- Pray
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"A"!
See thee more clearly
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- See thee more
- "B"!
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Love thee more dearly
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"C"!
Follow thee more nearly
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- Day by day
- Day by day
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- Day by day
- Day by day
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- Day by day
- Day by day by day
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Day by day by day
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Day by day
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