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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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Oh. Hey, you guys. Guess what part
of my body I nicknamed Pink Floyd.
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Shut up.
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Jackie thought it was cute.
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Well, Jackie's not here anymore.
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I was over at Jackie's this morning.
She's so down. It's really depressing.
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She's taking the breakup pretty hard, huh?
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Cool.
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Shut up, man.
You cried like a baby.
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Whoa! I did not cry.
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- I had something in my eye.
- For a week?
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I have allergies, all right?
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Is it so wrong to feel?
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Anyway, Jackie's, like,
in really bad shape.
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So, Kelso, now that you and Jackie
are no longer an item...
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um... I can ask her out, right?
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What? No...
Since when do you like Jackie?
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- Fez, I don't think that's a good idea.
- Yeah, Fez, that's a bad idea.
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Jackie's on the rebound right now.
Why don't you just give her a break?
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What?
Since when do you like Jackie?
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All right, does everybody here
now like Jackie?
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I still don't.
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Thank you, Eric.
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Fez, Hyde's just saying that Jackie's
really vulnerable right now.
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Yes.
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So I must move fast before
she gets her self-esteem back.
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Yeah.
Can't blame her for being down.
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After all, I did dump her.
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Actually, she dumped you.
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Hey, I don't like to get into specifics.
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Oh, go tell it on the mountain.
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Nothing will stop me
from asking Jackie on a date.
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Not even ninjas.
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Stand back!
I want Jackie, and no one will stop me.
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You cannot have Jackie.
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I will disable you
with my catlike swiftness.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah!
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Oh.
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- Fez.
- What?
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Go ahead, Fez. Ask Jackie out.
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She won't go 'cause you're foreign,
but go ahead and ask.
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You're darn right I will.
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No, Laurie, I am not giving you
$15 for new hot rollers!
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Straight hair
is not the end of the world.
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Actually, Mom,
Laurie's world is a lot smaller...
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and much more shallow
than the average person's.
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Come on, Mom!
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Curls are important for my self-esteem!
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Oh, you know what else might be
good for your self-esteem?
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Not being the village whore.
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Are you trying to start
something with me, little boy?
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Because while you have to go to work...
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all I have to do is sit around
and think up ways to hurt you.
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I don't know. As village whore,
I'd think your day's full up.
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- Shut up!
- Ha! I win!
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You're both wrong, so can it!
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You're dead.
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Ooh, I'm... I'm so scared.
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Kitty, remember that little
French restaurant downtown?
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Frenchy's?
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The one and only.
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I made reservations for tonight...
Forman, party of two.
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Well, now, this is
so spontaneous of you, Red.
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You haven't been reading
my Cosmo, have you?
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Come on, Kitty.
We'll get all dressed up.
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- You can even wear my mother's necklace.
- Oh.
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The necklace. Yea!
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- Come on, Eric. We're gonna be late.
- Bye, Mom.
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Bye, honey.
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Oh, this is awful.
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Come on, Mom. French food's not that bad.
Just order pommes frites.
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They're French fries, you know?
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No, honey, the necklace.
I don't have it anymore.
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Really? What'd you do with it?
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Nothing.
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I said nothing.
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Mom, did you gamble
the necklace away?
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- Okay, stop it, Laurie. I'll make you get a job.
- Bye.
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Okay, Fez, asking Jackie out
is a big opportunity for you...
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and if she says no, don't cry.
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Just be witty and polite.
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Stick to the script.
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Most importantly is
speak slowly and enunciate.
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- Hello?
- "Hello, Jackie. How are you doing today?
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"I am fine. Nice weather lately, huh?
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Would you like to go on a dinner
with me tonight?"
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Okay. Wait. Who is this?
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- It's me, Fez.
- Oh. Okay.
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I just thought that since you
and Kelso are no longer dating...
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How is Michael doing?
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Uh, fine, I guess.
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Actually, he seems dumber.
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Well, you know what?
That's great 'cause I'm doing fine too.
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Just fine.
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Well, if you are fine, then I'm dandy.
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You and me... fine and dandy.
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Did you hang up?
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- No.
- Okay. Pick you up at 8:00?
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- Fine.
- Dandy.
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Okay. I'm all ready, so let's go.
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Wow. You look great!
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You look sharp yourself, so let's go.
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Hey. Weren't you gonna wear
my mother's necklace?
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Here it is.
Doesn't it look nice?
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I tuck it in so I won't lose it.
So, let's hit the road.
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Well, you know, that didn't really
look like the one she gave you.
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Oh, sure, it does.
It looks just like it because it is it.
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Now look who's getting old.
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Doesn't even remember
what necklace his mother gave me.
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So let's move it out.
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Boy, Laurie,
you really liked that hot dog.
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You didn't even chew it.
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Hmm.
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Oh, hey, Hyde,
Father's Day is coming up.
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Shouldn't you practice saying,
"Hi. Are you my daddy?"
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Oh, by the way, Laurie,
the Surgeon General called.
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He wanted you to stop hoarding
all the penicillin.
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You know, when you're in prison,
your bad table manners...
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will probably just be a turn-on
for some guy named Tank.
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Maybe when you're there
for a conjugal visit...
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you can ask him
to take it easy on me.
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Oh, yeah? Well...
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Nice hair!
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Oh, Laurie.
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Are you all out of put-downs?
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Yeah, I guess I'm having an off day.
Even Eric burned me.
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Eric burned you?
You are totally lame.
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I know.
Isn't that pathetic? Eric!
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What about me?
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Speaking of the spindly armed devil.
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- What's so pathetic?
- Nothing.
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At least nothing we can share
with you, Gomer.
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Oh, yeah? Well... Nice hair.
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What?
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So, Jackie, how is
your very expensive dinner?
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It's great, and I'm not
replacing Michael with food.
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Are you gonna finish that?
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Ah, that's okay.
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You know, this restaurant is very well known
for their very expensive dinners...
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but for you, it's...
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Pass the butter.
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Ah, the butter. That reminds me
of an amusing anecdote.
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Um...
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- The other day, I was in the basement...
- Was Michael there?
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- Yeah. Anyways...
- He is such a jerk.
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Yes. Well, anyways,
back to my amusing anecdote.
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The other day, I was tying my shoe...
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Mmm! Ask first!
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Mmm.
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Fez, I'm so glad I came out
with you tonight.
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- Really?
- Mmm. I was starving.
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So what happened?
Did you kiss her?
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'Cause I'll kill you if you kissed her.
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Oh, no, I didn't want to kiss her.
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I wanted to give her a napkin.
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There was not a moment
when she did not have...
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a face full of food.
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I was disgusted.
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Really? Hey.
All's forgiven, buddy.
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Okay, fine, Hyde.
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You don't want to tell me what Laurie
said about me? I'm fine with that.
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I'm telling you, man.
She didn't say anything.
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Uh-huh. Right.
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Because, I mean,
that's what Laurie's known for...
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not saying bitchy things.
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Hey, Hyde.
What did Laurie say about Eric?
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I'll tell you later, man. It's so bad.
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Funny, but bad.
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- Yeah, you got nothing.
- Huh? Yeah, I got nothing.
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Okay, fine. I don't care.
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She told you about summer camp,
right?
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Fine. They called me Dr. Pee-Pee.
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I couldn't sleep on the top bunk,
and I was 10.
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So... you know, who cares?
I'm Dr. Pee-Pee.
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I'm... Dr. Pee-Pee.
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Dr. Pee-Pee!
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You are so Dr. Pee-Pee!
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Oh, really...
Big Chief Brown Bottom?
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I'm sorry. Sorry, man. Sorry.
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Just... everyone shut up.
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Hey. How was dinner?
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Fine, except your father wouldn't shut up
about that stupid necklace.
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Look, Kitty, obviously something's
going on here...
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so why don't you just tell me what it is?
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- Did you lose it?
- No.
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- Did you lend it to somebody?
- No.
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- Then what the hell happened?
- I hocked it, okay? I hocked it!
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I pawned it. I hocked it.
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You pawned
my dead mother's necklace?
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Yes...
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and I'm not sorry 'cause we got
groceries for it, so I'm not sorry.
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I'm not sorry, and I don't feel bad.
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Oh, Eric, I feel so bad.
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Mom, you feel bad?
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Laurie told everyone about Dr. Pee-Pee.
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Oh, honey, that's not so bad.
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That's cute.
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Oh, please, I have told that story
to so many...
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Mom!
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I didn't tell that story to anybody.
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Then after I finished putting all my pictures
of Michael in my special Michael box...
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I realized that I'm so totally over him.
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You liar. Look at yourself.
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If you keep stuffing your face like this,
you're gonna get...
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Don't you dare say it, you bitch.
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- Fat!
- No.
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No! No.
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Yup, I've almost finished my fifth pie...
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and I'm still completely over Michael.
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No. Stop. Wait.
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Mmm. Blueberry!
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Hmm.
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I'm feeling kind of weird.
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Oh, no! What's happening to me?
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, goodness! Oh, gracious! Oh, my!
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No more pie for you.
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Oh, no...
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- Okay, let's go, Jackie.
- Ay! No. Aah!
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Suck it in, Jackie.
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My, God, Donna. I'm scared.
I have to control myself.
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Then let's start by you
handing Donna the jerky.
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Back off, you Amazon!
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Look, I just need more time.
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Okay, you slapping my hand
when I tried to take your jerky...
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is something a fat girl would do.
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Okay, Laurie.
I know what you told Hyde.
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What are you talking about, loser?
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The camp story, Dr. Pee-Pee.
You're dead.
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- What's going on?
- Shh. Pretend it's TV.
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Okay.
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I know some pretty horrible things
about you too, little lady.
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Fellas, Laurie here waxes
her lips, legs, eyebrows...
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toes and shoulder blades.
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In the fifth grade, Eric sent away
for the Charles Atlas kit...
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'cause a girl kicked sand in his face.
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- You stuffed in high school.
- So did you.
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Last year, Laurie used
all of her birthday money...
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to buy a back massager...
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which isn't fooling anyone, by the way.
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Well, that's not as bad
as when I walked in on you...
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in bed with your Dorothy Hamill poster,
and you were all...
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- Laurie was born with a tail!
- What?
244
00:17:42,708 --> 00:17:47,008
Yeah! Laurie was born with a tail!
245
00:17:47,079 --> 00:17:49,047
I hate you!
246
00:18:02,628 --> 00:18:04,619
It's true.
247
00:18:12,138 --> 00:18:16,370
Okay, Red. I'm very sorry
I pawned that necklace.
248
00:18:16,442 --> 00:18:19,934
That's okay. I've been thinking about it,
and it's no big deal.
249
00:18:20,012 --> 00:18:22,776
Let's just let bygones be bygones.
250
00:18:24,216 --> 00:18:27,913
What do you say, pretty lady?
251
00:18:31,691 --> 00:18:33,625
What'd you do?
252
00:18:33,693 --> 00:18:38,187
A few months ago, I pawned
the pocket watch your dad gave me.
253
00:18:38,264 --> 00:18:41,199
So we're even.
Let's just get on with our lives.
254
00:18:41,267 --> 00:18:43,030
Oh, Red, how could you?
255
00:18:43,102 --> 00:18:45,764
Well, Kitty!
256
00:18:45,838 --> 00:18:48,830
Who the hell needs
a damn pocket watch?
257
00:18:48,908 --> 00:18:53,038
What time is it? I don't know.
I'll check my pocket.
258
00:18:53,112 --> 00:18:55,876
- See what I mean? It's just stupid.
- Oh, Red!
259
00:18:55,948 --> 00:18:59,281
I pawned the lawn mower
and Eric's old phonograph player...
260
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and the snowblower.
261
00:19:02,188 --> 00:19:04,452
We had a snowblower?
262
00:19:04,523 --> 00:19:06,514
Actually, it was Bob's.
263
00:19:09,795 --> 00:19:13,424
- Well, why'd you get so mad at me?
- I got mad at myself.
264
00:19:13,499 --> 00:19:16,297
Look, it's the man's job
to support the family...
265
00:19:16,369 --> 00:19:18,929
and if he can't do that,
it's the man's job...
266
00:19:19,005 --> 00:19:23,908
to pawn the things to feed the family
that he can't support!
267
00:19:25,711 --> 00:19:28,202
Okay. Okay.
268
00:19:35,654 --> 00:19:40,148
You know, Bob's been looking
for that snowblower.
269
00:19:42,428 --> 00:19:44,862
Yeah, I know, Kitty.
270
00:19:44,930 --> 00:19:47,490
And believe you me...
271
00:19:47,566 --> 00:19:50,296
I'm running out of stories.
272
00:19:54,507 --> 00:19:58,375
So what you're saying is
is I slept with the devil?
273
00:20:00,312 --> 00:20:02,872
Exactly.
274
00:20:02,948 --> 00:20:05,439
She told me it was a birthmark.
275
00:20:08,287 --> 00:20:10,278
It is a birthmark...
276
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from where they cut off
her tail at birth.
277
00:20:14,994 --> 00:20:17,895
Guys, I'm actually starting to feel
a little bad about this.
278
00:20:17,963 --> 00:20:21,091
Yeah, it is not right to reveal
other people's secrets.
279
00:20:21,167 --> 00:20:25,433
I'm going to have to agree
with Dr. Pee-Pee on this one.
280
00:20:27,773 --> 00:20:31,231
Hello, boys.
And how are you, Michael?
281
00:20:31,310 --> 00:20:35,303
Well, not so good.
I just got some very disturbing news.
282
00:20:35,381 --> 00:20:37,906
Well, I hope you're very unhappy.
283
00:20:37,983 --> 00:20:41,282
- Fez, can I talk to you?
- Yes.
284
00:20:43,622 --> 00:20:47,080
Okay, Fez, I just want
to thank you for last night.
285
00:20:47,159 --> 00:20:51,823
I know I wasn't my super-cute self,
and I'm sorry.
286
00:20:51,897 --> 00:20:54,559
But you're a really good friend.
287
00:20:54,633 --> 00:20:57,397
But, Jackie, I was hoping that perhaps
we could be more than friends.
288
00:20:58,804 --> 00:21:02,296
Well, hope springs eternal, Fez.
289
00:21:02,374 --> 00:21:05,468
How 'bout you just keep
worshipping me from afar...
290
00:21:05,544 --> 00:21:07,978
and stay available?
291
00:21:08,047 --> 00:21:10,447
Just in case.
292
00:21:10,516 --> 00:21:12,916
You would do that for me?
293
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That's a sweet deal.
294
00:21:17,957 --> 00:21:20,391
- Should we kiss on it?
- Sure.
295
00:21:21,460 --> 00:21:23,826
Bye.
296
00:21:25,965 --> 00:21:28,456
All right. That's it.
You're a dead man.
297
00:21:49,822 --> 00:21:52,655
Sweet dreams, Dr. Pee-Pee.
298
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Oh, yeah.
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