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Hey, Mr. Bonkers,
you nutty kitty.
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I'll be right home.
Keep my bed warm, okay?
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Hey, keep your paws to yourself.
She's my girlfriend.
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So, what was your
favorite part of the movie?
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Uh, my favorite part of the movie
was when we made out.
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- Yeah, movies are fun.
- Yeah.
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Good night.
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You know, it's amazing how you always manage
to pull the car right up to the garage...
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but not actually into it.
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Yep, takes a keen eye
and a sure foot.
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How would you like
your keen eye...
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to watch my sure foot
kick your smart ass?
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Why don't I pull the car in?
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What the...
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You're moving it a foot
and you hit something. Geez!
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Oh, God, no,
it's... it's Mr. Bonkers.
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Wow, that is one dead cat.
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If I was stranded on a desert island
with only one form of cheese...
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no question, it would
have to be the puff.
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You know, who's
my little cheese puff? Jackie.
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- Oh, Michael, you're so cute.
- You're cute.
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- Cuter.
- Cutest.
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All right, all right, you guys gotta shut up
before I blow cheese puff chunks.
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All right, Michael,
I'll see you tonight at 8:00.
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- Okay.
- I'll be counting the minutes.
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Can't you just use a clock?
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Man, we're so back in love.
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I remember when it was all,
"You're an idiot, Michael"...
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and, "Whoa, what'd I do?"
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Good times.
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Sorry, man, but I love her.
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Yes, but you don't deserve her,
you son of a bitch.
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- What?
- I said...
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"Uh, good cheese puffs
you son of a bitch."
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Hey, Kelso.
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I thought we'd get together tonight,
so take a shower, okay?
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Laurie, I'm seeing
Jackie tonight.
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Oh, that's so sweet.
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Uh, no. I'll see you at 8:00.
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- But...
- You heard me.
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Damn. My second girlfriend
is such a drag.
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This is bad, man.
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Yes, but only for you.
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Cheese puff?
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Looks pretty good, Mr. Clean.
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Well, you know me...
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I'm... super neat.
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Hey, you know, I can't find Mr. Bonkers
anywhere. Have you seen him?
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No!
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Uh, I mean...
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Well, yeah,
not since last night.
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Huh. Well...
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Meow, meow, meow, meow...
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killed meow meow.
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What?
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I said it's weird. He always sleeps with me,
but he never came home last night.
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Let me know
if you see him, okay?
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- Oh, sure thing. Will do.
- Okay.
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Mr. Bonkers?
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Yeah, I'm goin' to hell.
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So, you didn't tell her?
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I felt so guilty.
I just... I couldn't.
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Is it because
you're kinda glad it's dead?
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No.
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Hey, maybe
I don't have to tell her.
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Maybe she'll just think
Mr. Bonkers ran away.
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That works.
That's what we told you when, uh...
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Shh!
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- What?
- Eric, honey, eat your pizza rolls.
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Oh, come on,
how hard can this be?
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You go over there and you say,
"Hey, I'm a cat killer. I mur..."
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"I murdered your cat."
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But you try to say it
with a straight face.
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What? Am I the only one
that sees the humor in this?
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- I think you might be, Red.
- Oh, come on.
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That thing was always messing in my yard,
going through our garbage.
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Now we have Hyde for that.
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Oh, yeah, Laurie,
and what exactly do you do?
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Oh, that's right, the Packers.
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Excuse me, dilemma here.
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Eric, this is not a dilemma.
You have to tell Donna.
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Just be gentle and-and maybe
take her a nice little gift.
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Yeah, like
a kitty-sized headstone.
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You know what?
I should have known you were lying.
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Sure, Flipper was fast,
but turtles don't just run away.
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Hyde, which one's your favorite
Charlie's Angel?
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I kinda like the blonde
with the huge rack.
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Yes. And she distracts the criminals
with her huge rack.
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- Plus she's got that huge rack.
- Yeah.
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Ow, my stomach.
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My cheesy puffy friends
have become my enemy.
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Man, you guys, I gotta
break up with Laurie.
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Kelso, remember how you said you were gonna
juggle 'em both till it blew up in your face?
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- Yeah?
- Well, kablooie.
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Okay, I know
I tried before, right?
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But this time, Laurie'll see
how much I love Jackie...
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and that my motives are good and pure,
and then she'll just let me go.
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Then you and all the leprechauns
can ride unicorns...
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to a wonderful celebration
in fairyland.
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Look, the Angels
are running in slow motion.
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- Damn.
- Damn.
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That's just good TV.
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- Hey, beautiful.
- How's it goin'?
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Oh, pretty good...
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except I found
this here kitten...
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who told me he was looking
for someone to love him.
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, he's so cute.
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Thank you, Eric.
That's so sweet.
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Oh, I hope Mr. Bonkers
doesn't get jealous.
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- Hi.
- Yeah, I don't think that's gonna happen, Donna...
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because... I accidentally
killed Mr. Bonkers.
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So, what are you gonna
name this little fella here?
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What?
What are you talking about?
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I've had that cat since I was three.
What happened?
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Well, last night, I was pulling in the car
after our date...
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After our date?
Last night?
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Eric, I was looking for him
and I asked you...
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and you said
you hadn't seen him.
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And you knew
I was worried sick about him.
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I know, Donna.
That's why it was so hard to tell you.
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Hey there, ho there, hi there.
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What's going on?
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Why don't you ask the man
who murdered our cat?
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No. No! That's... I didn't
murder your cat. It was...
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He climbed under my car.
It was a total accident.
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Well, I should hope so,
because what did he ever do to you?
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I don't want to live with this lying anymore,
because I only love Jackie.
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Okay, so do you wanna
go up to my room and have sex?
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Uh... sure!
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No, wait! No! No!
Okay, I... This...
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Laurie, I'm serious.
We are over.
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Wow. I think
you really mean it.
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I totally do.
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Okay, Kelso, you're free.
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You know what I'd like though?
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Just one last good-bye kiss.
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Um, okay. Well, sure.
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- Michael!
- Jackie!
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We were...
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No, there was...
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Wow, how ironic, huh?
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Eric, I just saw Michael
kissing your sister.
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Okay, he's a rat.
He's been cheating on me.
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What? Well, surely there must be
some kind of mistake.
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Right, guys? Come on.
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Well, it sure is a mindblower.
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So, that's it.
Michael and I are over.
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Really?
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Now, by "over" you mean?
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I mean, over and done.
All right, forever.
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Uh-huh. Now, by "forever"
you mean?
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And after everything
I put up with...
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I mean, God, him taking
Pam Macy to the prom...
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setting my house on fire,
lying about Laurie... God!
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To be fair, that's only the stuff
you know about.
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This is incredible.
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My time has come.
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Today I will make Jackie mine.
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Ay!
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- Hey, what's wrong?
- I don't know.
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I think my guts
are bursting with love.
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So, Fez, my mom says
your appendix has to come out.
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Man, you must be
in tons of pain.
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Whee!
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Cheese puffs out, pain pills in.
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Fez loves his pills.
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Boy, I wish there was a pill
I could take...
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to get rid of my pain.
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A forget-about-Jackie pill.
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Hell, if they made
that pill, I'd take it.
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Kelso, man, this is what you get
for trying to do the right thing.
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Want to know a secret?
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I'm not wearing anything
under my dress. Look.
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Whoa, put that away.
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Yeah, man, it just sucks
when you try to do the right thing...
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and then she yells at you
for killing her cat.
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Eric, you don't know
how lucky you are.
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I would give anything to be able
to tell Jackie I killed her cat.
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Nothing's sadder than
when two people break up.
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Except this time when it's funny.
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By the way, Eric, if your Mom
ever says, "Ready for your catheter?"
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The answer is no.
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Donna, we're supposed
to be friends.
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Would it have killed you to say,
"I know you love him, but Michael's a jerk"?
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Jackie, I think my exact words were,
"I know you love him, but Michael's a jerk."
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So, have you seen Kelso since...
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No. No, he's a liar and a cheater.
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Maybe that's how all guys are.
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I know how you feel. Like, it's
bad enough what Eric did to Mr. Bonkers...
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then he lied to me.
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Yeah. Eric put off telling you something
because he didn't want to hurt you.
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Whoo! That is so much worse than
cheating on you with another woman.
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Oh, wait.
No, it's not!
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Oh, well, I guess Eric
was just trying to be nice.
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Maybe I'm overreacting.
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Look, let me tell you
something, Donna.
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Until goody-goody Eric cheats on you
with your stupid dead cat...
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I suggest you shut up.
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I miss Jackie.
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I know!
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Well, you're in luck, Fez.
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The bars closed early today,
so we found a doctor to do your surgery.
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Oh, good.
I see they've already shaved you.
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Actually, I did that myself.
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Lucky coincidence, huh?
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Okay then, time for sleepy-sleepy.
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Okay, now count back from 100.
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100...
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99...
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Charlie's Angels.
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Once upon a time,
there were three little girls...
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who went to the police academy.
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Now they work for me.
My name is Fez.
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- Stand back.
- And remember, girls...
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this one's for Fez.
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This is your unlucky day,
now that Fez's Angels are here.
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Don't move. I'm gonna
blow up Fez headquarters.
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I can't bear to see any of you with
such a handsome, foreign, sex machine.
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This is gonna be a blast.
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Whatever.
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You're a real barrel of laughs.
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Congratulations on a job well done, Angels.
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Thank you, Fez.
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Are we going to see you soon?
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No, I can't get away.
I'm in a little hot water right now.
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Fez, Fez, honey.
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Oh, thank God
you pulled through.
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I was afraid you'd die
before I got to tell you I love you.
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No, no, Jackie.
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No sex now.
We must wait.
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- Until we're married?
- No.
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Until the catheter comes out.
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Fez? Fez?
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Fez? Fez.
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I told you. No sex now.
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Hey there, Midge.
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Kitty, uh, insisted
I bring this over...
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to show our sorrow
because of your loss.
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Uh, thanks, Red.
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We were all sitting around
reminiscing about our dear departed cat...
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Mr. Bonkers J. Pinciotti.
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Do you have a story
you wanna share, Red?
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We'd sure appreciate it,
seeing as how your son killed him.
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Okay.
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Well, I remember he used to
come into my yard and, uh...
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and, uh, you know,
I'd throw a bucket at him or...
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spray him with a hose.
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Then he'd run away.
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Then he'd come back.
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I'd do it again.
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I guess you... you could say
we kinda had our own thing.
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Wow.
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Well, okay, enjoy the casserole.
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We set up a Mr. Bonkers memorial slide show
in the other room.
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- So...
- Uh-huh.
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Uh...
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That casserole there
is a seven layer.
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Of course, uh, two of
those layers are peas...
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and I should've told you right away about
your cat, but it's a pretty good casserole.
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There's ham in it.
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Look, Eric, I know you didn't want to
hurt me, and I understand that.
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It's just we've gotta
be honest with each other.
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I mean, especially now
that we've, you know...
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we've... you know.
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'Cause I don't want to end up
like Jackie and Kelso.
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No, no, I don't think we're going to
end up like Jackie and Kelso.
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I mean, I lied
out of the goodness of my heart.
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It's still a lie, Eric.
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Yeah, you're right.
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I'm sorry, Donna,
about everything.
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All right, well, from now on,
no more secrets.
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Oh, God, then I guess
I have to come clean.
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Okay, in first grade,
behind your back...
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I used to call you
Donna Pinch-my-butty.
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Well, you know, Eric,
that's okay...
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'cause I was the first one
to call you Eric Foreskin.
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You started that?
No, that's not funny. That one stuck.
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Oh, shut up, Foreskin.
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So, really breaking up with Michael could be
the start of something great.
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- I am a whole new Jackie.
- Really?
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'Cause you're babbling
like the old Jackie.
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Jackie, I've been
looking for you.
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Here I am.
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Okay, so, yeah.
You two probably wanna be alone.
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No, Forman, how can this
not be good? Come on.
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All right, Jackie, I've done
some terrible and stupid things.
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Too many to even list.
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Oh, hey, give it a shot, man.
I'll fill in the blanks.
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Hyde.
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All right, but I'm done
making excuses...
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and all I can say is that
I'm sorry and I love you.
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And I will do whatever I can every day
from now on so that you know that's true.
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So, will you please...
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please, please take me back?
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Oh, Michael... no!
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No, you know what?
We're through... forever.
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Whoa, didn't see that coming.
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I guess then... Fine.
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So, um, that... that was
the smartest thing I've ever done.
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And, um, and the best.
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Oh.
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Hyde!
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Why does she always come to me?
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You are a dog, Michael. A dirty, dirty dog!
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You are an idiot,
and science is stupid.
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I have had it with you.
You are weird, and I'm going home.
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If you're not telling the truth,
I will find out...
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'cause I'm smart
and you... aren't.
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I am in love with a doofus.
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Oh, the memories.
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