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Hey, look at this.
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It's the first day of deer season.
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- Rabbit season!
- Duck season!
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- Rabbit season!
- Duck season!
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- Rabbit season!
- Duck season!
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Oh, Red, you haven't been
hunting in ages...
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not since the accident.
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What accident?
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The really terrible accident
that's none of your business.
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Oh, yeah, that one.
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You know, why don't you go?
It might be fun.
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Get out of the house, get some fresh air,
maybe get out of your lousy damn mood.
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Sorry.
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I'd love to go, Kitty,
but we just can't afford it.
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Oh, yes, we can.
I will pack you some food...
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and a nice box of bullets,
and you're on your way.
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- Dad, you could use the Pinciottis' cabin.
- Bob has a cabin?
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Well, isn't that just
the cat's ass?
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Oh, boohoo.
The world's unfair.
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Now, just ask Bob if
you can borrow his cabin.
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Okay.
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We'll go...
just us guys.
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Uh, Mom?
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Well, you should go. You don't spend
nearly enough time with your father.
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That's because
he doesn't like me.
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Yes, he does like you.
And that's no excuse.
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Well, I don't have a gun.
My mom took it when she left.
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Well, you can share. You know,
there is something about a gun...
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that just...
makes you wanna share.
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Okay, fine, Mom.
I'll go with Dad.
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But if I don't come back,
you'll know who did it.
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You know, he's never
really warmed up to you.
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Going on 17 years now.
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Okay.
We're goin' huntin'...
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Well, yea!
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With Bob.
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Oh.
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Well, you know, maybe you'll cheer up
after you shoot something.
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I always do!
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Hey, Red, don't freak out...
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but if I see a deer on the side of
the road, I'm gonna shoot him.
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Kelso, you fire that gun
in this car...
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and I will pull over and
kick your ass for an hour.
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Do it, Red.
Do it!
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Come on, Forman.
Would you get that gun away from him?
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- No, I wanna hold it.
- Give it up, Kelso.
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I have a right to bear arms, all right?
That's in the Constitution!
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Kelso, not everything in
the Constitution makes sense.
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- Whoa, Fez, shut up.
- What did you say?
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Uh, nothing.
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- Foreigners.
- I hear ya.
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So, so, so.
What to do?
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I should have gone hunting.
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No, no, no.
We can have fun.
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We can have our very own fun.
We could...
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- I'm not baking anything.
- Oh!
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Okay.
Who wants Jell-O?
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- Jell-O's baking.
- No, no, no. Jell-O's boiling.
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Gotcha.
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Hey, Red.
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So, tell me about
that hunting accident.
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Sounds like a funny story.
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Think we'll see any bears?
I'd love to kill a bear.
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You can't shoot a bear.
It's deer season.
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You shoot a bear, you get fined,
you go to jail.
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No. I'll just say
it was self-defense.
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Who's the jury gonna believe,
me or a dead bear?
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Dead bear.
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- I killed a bear once.
- Your ass.
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I did.
I did.
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I was gettin' a drink
from a stream, see...
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when suddenly
I heard somethin'.
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Grabbed my shotgun. Boom.
Right between the eyes.
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Survival.
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So what'd you do then?
You, uh... You bring it home?
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Get it stuffed?
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Nope. Left it there.
Went home.
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How come you didn't bring it home,
get it stuffed?
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On account it was so huge.
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Oh.
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So it's a standoff.
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I won't shave my legs.
Bob won't shave his back.
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Okay, ew!
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You know, Red doesn't have a hairy back,
and thank God for that.
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- No offense.
- Good news for you, Donna.
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That means Eric probably
won't have one either.
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He can't even grow a mustache.
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Oh, please.
Eric's body is bald as can be.
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You know, I don't even think
he hit puberty until about 15.
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Really?
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Oh, he probably won't like
that I said that.
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I think Eric's the sweetest kid.
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So, Donna, have you and Eric...
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Mother, please!
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- The answer's no.
- Hey, hey!
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Everybody, just shut up.
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Well, I, for one, am not so naive
as to think that you and Eric...
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Okay, well, I guess
we're upsetting her...
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so what should we do now?
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Well, if Donna wasn't so uptight,
we could talk about...
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I'm gonna go home.
You want me to go home? 'Cause I will.
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Donna, please don't go home. It's very nice
that you're spending time with your mother.
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God knows Laurie won't.
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You guys, let's play poker!
I bet I'm good at it.
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You never played
poker before?
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Uh-uh.
But I have lots of money.
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Oh, well, honey, have a seat.
I'll get the cards.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh!
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Damn! Damn,
damn it all, damn!
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Kelso, what the hell
are you doing?
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Well, I would be proudly
standing over my kill right now...
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if someone hadn't taken
my gun away.
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Kelso, you can't fire
the gun in a camp!
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The deer walked
right through here.
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He was mine!
I was gonna hunt him!
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You know, Kelso...
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not every hunting accident
is an accident.
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I think you better
sit this one out, pal.
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Fine!
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You know, I saw a deer blind on the way in.
Anybody wanna go check it out?
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- I'll go.
- Nah, not me.
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I just came to hang out.
When I crave meat, I buy bologna.
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- So where's Fez?
- Kelso probably shot him.
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No, I saw him walking into the woods
right after we got here.
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Said he was going huntin'.
He had a-a whistle and a stick.
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Ah, that crazy foreign bastard.
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Let's eat.
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Wow. Those were
some delicious birds.
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Key chain?
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Nah, I'm good.
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So you caught those birds
with just a whistle and a stick?
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Very impressive, Fez.
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Yeah, you know,
that's a good way to hunt.
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'Cause even if you don't get anything, you still
have all the fun of a whistle and a stick.
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I'll take the key chain, give it to Midge.
A little memento.
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I feel good about that, Bob.
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Midge is nice.
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Yep.
We all like Midge.
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Yeah, Midge has nice jugs.
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What?
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What?
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No, you said something.
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No, I didn't.
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So what's up
with your hair, huh?
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Man, I am at one
with nature right now.
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Thanks for the pheasant, Fez.
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Pheasant, Fez.
Pheasant, Fez.
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Yes.
Beautiful, black pheasants.
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Black pheasants.
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Wait.
Pheasants aren't black.
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Black is beautiful.
I wish Jackie was black.
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What did you feed us, Fez?
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They were pheasants.
They went...
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"Caw-caw. Caw-caw."
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You fed us a crow?
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You're not supposed
to eat a crow, man.
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You just brought some
bad juju on us all.
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We ate somebody's soul, man.
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Ay, no.
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I have eaten someone's
delicious soul.
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Hey, good news, guys!
I found my gun!
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What?
It's probably not loaded.
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Oh, wow, Mom.
You're not good.
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Well, you're not even playing,
so keep it to yourself, Miss Smarty.
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Okay, I'll play.
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You wanna play cards
with your mother?
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- Sure.
- Well, I am gonna call the Milwaukee Journal.
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Kitty, how many kings
are in a pack?
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- Four.
- I bet a dollar.
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Well, um...
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I see that there are
four queens in a deck too.
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Oh, Mom, that is so pathetic.
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Fine. I fold.
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I'm in.
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- Okay, uh, do you want any cards?
- Can I have two fives, please?
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And I'll have one card.
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Aw, it's a five.
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Jackie, did you want this?
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You gave her a five?
I thought we were friends.
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Okay, you know what?
Everybody, just show your cards.
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- Okay, did I win? Did I win? Did I win?
- Not even close.
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Oh. Well, I don't care.
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I don't work, so money
doesn't really mean anything to me.
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Oh, how nice for you.
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Hey, Dad, I don't know about you,
but I'm kind of frozen to the blind.
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Right in the pants area.
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Shh!
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Geez, you have done nothing
but complain since we got here.
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You know, I was hoping that
this trip would be better than the last...
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where you cried about
every stupid thing.
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I was six.
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And you made me touch
a dead rabbit.
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I just thought that if you touched it,
you might not be afraid of it.
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Well, thank you, Dr. Spock.
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Making noise is not the way
to bag a deer.
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I had nightmares for a month.
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Big, dead rabbit nightmares.
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Oh, man!
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We got one!
He is huge!
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Where?
I don't see it.
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He's about a quarter klick
south of the clearing.
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What is a klick?
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And which way is south?
Oh, no, wait. Okay, I see him. Yeah.
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- Oh, you're right, Dad. He is huge.
- You're not kiddin'.
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I'd say he's a 10-pointer.
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What?
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I was just thinking.
You take the shot.
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N-No way! You always talk
about getting a buck. You do it.
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No, damn it! Now don't argue with me.
Now take the shot!
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Come on.
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Hurry up! Oh!
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And don't shoot him in the face.
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Holy cow,
look at him go.
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Man, you really stink.
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I told you to take the shot.
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Well, I just thought it would be nice
for you to get a deer.
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I mean, God knows
I'd love to get one.
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Then you should have
taken the shot!
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What the hell is wrong with you?
Why are you always so damn nervous?
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Oh, hmm. I don't know. Maybe it's because
you've been yelling at me for 17 years.
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Oh, I have not.
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Oh, God, he was right there!
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I-I could've hit him
with a rock!
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Yep, that's a damn shame.
So you ready to head back?
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No, I sure as hell
am not ready to head back.
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You wanna go back, you go back.
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So, hey, Dad,
how about a war story?
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Yeah, okay.
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I ever tell you about the time
I didn't miss that North Korean?
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Full house...
jacks over tens.
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Mom wins again.
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Well, this is fun.
Isn't this fun?
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It was fun till
Laurie started dealing.
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Hey, what's that
supposed to mean?
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Oh, my gosh! I think Mrs. Pinciotti's
saying that Laurie's cheating.
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- No, she's not.
- Wait.
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Yes, I am.
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My daughter does not cheat.
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- Come on, Donna. We're storming out of here.
- Okay, see ya.
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00:15:54,540 --> 00:15:56,474
Hold on.
I'll storm with you.
242
00:15:56,542 --> 00:15:59,306
Thank you for a lovely
afternoon, Mrs. Forman.
243
00:16:05,150 --> 00:16:07,015
Laurie,
were you cheating?
244
00:16:07,086 --> 00:16:09,020
You can't prove anything.
245
00:16:09,088 --> 00:16:12,717
- Oh, for God's sake.
- Okay.
246
00:16:12,791 --> 00:16:16,784
Well, if you weren't such a crappy card
player, then I wouldn't have had to cheat.
247
00:16:16,862 --> 00:16:20,662
And you were gonna lose all
your mad money, and Midge bugs me.
248
00:16:22,267 --> 00:16:24,326
You were cheating
so I would win?
249
00:16:24,403 --> 00:16:28,271
- Duh. I wanted you to have a little fun.
- Well...
250
00:16:30,776 --> 00:16:33,176
Gosh, that's sweet.
251
00:16:34,913 --> 00:16:36,904
Yeah.
252
00:16:38,150 --> 00:16:40,277
I love you, Mommy.
253
00:16:46,225 --> 00:16:48,489
I just know
I wouldn't have missed him.
254
00:16:50,095 --> 00:16:53,553
Not when he was that close.
No way.
255
00:16:55,801 --> 00:17:00,500
- Here. Dad, you see the can by that clearing?
- Yeah.
256
00:17:03,642 --> 00:17:07,043
I don't believe it.
How'd you do that?
257
00:17:07,112 --> 00:17:10,047
Dad, I know how
to shoot.
258
00:17:10,115 --> 00:17:12,549
Don't you remember
my Taxi Driver phase?
259
00:17:15,854 --> 00:17:18,186
Look, I-I didn't want
to kill him.
260
00:17:18,257 --> 00:17:20,191
I-I missed on purpose.
261
00:17:21,627 --> 00:17:25,495
Well, I can respect that more
than you being a crappy shot.
262
00:17:25,564 --> 00:17:27,555
- What?
- Why didn't you say so?
263
00:17:27,633 --> 00:17:29,567
Why do you think?
264
00:17:31,003 --> 00:17:33,403
You really think I've been
yelling at you for 17 years?
265
00:17:33,472 --> 00:17:36,999
No.
266
00:17:37,075 --> 00:17:40,636
You were probably okay with me
as an infant. I just can't remember.
267
00:17:42,047 --> 00:17:44,015
Boy, it was right around 13...
268
00:17:44,082 --> 00:17:47,518
when you started gettin'
a little lippy.
269
00:17:47,586 --> 00:17:49,781
And twitchy.
270
00:17:49,855 --> 00:17:53,256
Well, you know, lippy and twitchy
tend to walk hand-in-hand, so...
271
00:17:53,325 --> 00:17:55,316
See, now, that's lippy.
272
00:17:58,063 --> 00:18:00,429
You got somethin' you wanna say to me,
you just say it.
273
00:18:05,070 --> 00:18:07,061
- Dad...
- No, I'm-I'm serious here.
274
00:18:07,139 --> 00:18:10,040
Just for a second,
pretend that I'm not your dad.
275
00:18:10,108 --> 00:18:12,838
I want you to tell me
what you really think of me.
276
00:18:18,317 --> 00:18:20,911
How about let's do this
when you don't have a gun?
277
00:18:23,622 --> 00:18:28,082
How about you do what the guy
with the gun tells you to do?
278
00:18:30,028 --> 00:18:32,656
Okay.
279
00:18:32,731 --> 00:18:36,360
I think you're angry because life didn't
turn out exactly the way you wanted it to...
280
00:18:36,435 --> 00:18:40,496
and, uh, maybe you think
if you yell at me...
281
00:18:40,572 --> 00:18:43,268
I won't let life
push me around too.
282
00:18:45,711 --> 00:18:48,942
You came up with that answer
awful fast.
283
00:18:54,486 --> 00:18:57,046
Well...
284
00:18:57,122 --> 00:19:00,216
Hell, Eric,
maybe you'll be okay.
285
00:19:02,995 --> 00:19:06,761
Oh, my God.
Dad, he's back.
286
00:19:08,634 --> 00:19:11,626
Oh, look at him.
He's magnificent.
287
00:19:13,472 --> 00:19:16,464
He's the king of the forest...
288
00:19:16,542 --> 00:19:20,034
just like Bambi's dad.
289
00:19:26,051 --> 00:19:29,111
He's beautiful.
290
00:19:29,187 --> 00:19:31,678
Yeah, and I bet
he tastes beautiful too.
291
00:19:35,127 --> 00:19:40,190
Oh, uh, just for the record, Eric,
I'm the king of the forest.
292
00:19:52,678 --> 00:19:55,511
Way to go, Dad.
You finally got your buck.
293
00:19:55,581 --> 00:19:57,981
I wish it was mine!
294
00:19:58,050 --> 00:20:02,282
But somebody took my gun away
'cause he sensed what a great hunter I am.
295
00:20:02,354 --> 00:20:04,288
Kelso, if we let you
keep your gun...
296
00:20:04,356 --> 00:20:08,417
Fez would be the one
strapped to that hood right now.
297
00:20:12,798 --> 00:20:14,925
Hey, Red.
298
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,730
So, uh,
about that accident, huh?
299
00:20:17,803 --> 00:20:21,330
Oh, yeah. Well,
it was a long time ago.
300
00:20:21,406 --> 00:20:23,340
I was out huntin' with Frank.
301
00:20:23,408 --> 00:20:25,535
He was a good friend of mine.
A good guy.
302
00:20:25,611 --> 00:20:29,103
Kind of a dumb-ass
like, uh, Kelso here.
303
00:20:31,316 --> 00:20:34,774
So, anyway, Frank had shot this deer,
and he was real happy.
304
00:20:34,853 --> 00:20:40,553
And he'd had a few beers, so he was
dancin' around, and it was all real fun.
305
00:20:40,626 --> 00:20:44,153
And then he leans over
to kiss the deer...
306
00:20:44,229 --> 00:20:48,893
only the deer's not dead yet,
and it kicks him right in the neck.
307
00:20:48,967 --> 00:20:50,958
And it killed him.
308
00:20:55,507 --> 00:20:58,203
That deer is staring at my soul.
309
00:21:00,078 --> 00:21:02,478
Put some sunglasses on it.
310
00:21:03,849 --> 00:21:06,579
Well, this is
just delicious.
311
00:21:09,421 --> 00:21:11,821
- Sorry about the buckshot.
- I don't mind.
312
00:21:11,890 --> 00:21:15,917
I mean, there's usually some mystery gristle
in meat, and at least we know what it is.
313
00:21:17,529 --> 00:21:19,827
I like it better
when you fish, Daddy.
314
00:21:19,898 --> 00:21:23,664
It was jerking around,
so Eric shot it with the shotgun.
315
00:21:23,735 --> 00:21:26,101
Well, I had to.
316
00:21:26,171 --> 00:21:29,971
It was... screaming.
317
00:21:37,983 --> 00:21:40,349
I killed a raccoon once.
318
00:21:42,287 --> 00:21:44,721
Hit him with my uncle's car.
319
00:21:45,724 --> 00:21:49,251
It was so bad.
320
00:21:49,327 --> 00:21:53,320
All right,
settle down, killer.
321
00:21:53,398 --> 00:21:57,334
Yeah, sounds like we're all
a bunch of real killers.
322
00:22:02,641 --> 00:22:04,939
Oh, good God,
crack a window.
323
00:22:05,010 --> 00:22:06,944
That is unpleasant.
324
00:22:07,012 --> 00:22:09,503
Son of a bitch!
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