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Who's the birthday boy?
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Who's the birthday boy?
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The, um, good-lookin' guy
to your left?
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That's right.
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Happy, happy, happy
Happy birthday, Red
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Would the special birthday boy
like a special birthday present?
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Oh! It's already unwrapped.
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And, uh... just my size too.
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Oh, my.
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Well, happy birthday to me.
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Yeah?
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- Hey, man.
- Hey, what's up?
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Well, it's Red's birthday,
and I gotta get him a present...
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so... where do your parents
keep their booze?
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Pretty much everywhere.
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Cool.
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Okay. Red Forman...
you know him, you love him.
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What do you think...
blueberry brandy or peach schnapps?
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Hmm, definitely the schnapps.
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My thoughts exactly.
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Ah, this one's for me.
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Oh, I see your father
left me another message.
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God, he's an ass!
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Hello. Mom, I have company.
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I didn't see you there, Steven.
Isn't Bob an ass?
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Okay, um, my parents are freaks,
and I'm sorry you had to see that.
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Oh, yeah?
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- Donna, I don't want you reading this.
- Dad, Hyde's here.
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Well, you can read it 'cause you'll
appreciate it, but not you.
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- This sucks.
- You want to talk about it?
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No. You know, they wanna
date other people?
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- Your mom's dating?
- Mm-hmm.
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So where am I?
Do I have a shot?
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Could you please date my mom?
That would make my life so much better, Hyde.
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Hey, call me Dad.
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But you know what the worst part is?
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Watching your parents split up and knowing
there's not a damn thing you can do about it.
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Exactly. And you know what else?
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My mom moved out of their bedroom
into the guest room.
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Yeah, it sucked when my dad split.
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But I can honestly say that my parents'
divorce made me the man I am today.
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Oh, man. Am I gonna go crazy and think
the government's out to get me too?
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The government is out to get you.
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Okay, now, I want your father
to enjoy this birthday...
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so we're all gonna try our best
to make it good.
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Except for Laurie, who's going to stumble in
smelling like cigarettes and beer.
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Hey, at least I'm here.
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You better be here with a present.
I gave you $20 yesterday.
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God! Relax.
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- Oh, you can it, Laurie.
- Yeah, can it, Laurie.
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- Can it, Eric.
- Yeah, can it, Eric.
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- I told you to can it.
- Yeah, Laurie, can it.
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- Why don't you both can it?
- Can it!
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- Oh, look! It's the birthday boy!
- Oh, Daddy!
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Come on in, birthday boy.
Open your presents.
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I wonder what's in the big one.
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Is it a... Corvette?
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No, it's, uh, two-by-fours.
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For the roof.
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Oh, yeah.
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Thanks for reminding me.
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Here you go, Red. This'll help you forget.
Happy birthday, man.
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Daddy, this is for you.
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Well, let's see here.
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Well, seven dollars.
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Isn't that something?
Thanks, sweetie.
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If I don't have $13 on my dresser by tonight,
then so help me God...
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- The card cost 50 cents.
- Fine. $12.50, and I want a receipt.
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Whatever.
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Okay, boys. Thank you
for the wood and the booze.
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Okay, now, now, one more present.
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Ooh!
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- Underwear.
- Oh, damn it.
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Well, happy birthday.
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So, is the happy-birthday fun over yet?
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No.
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Bob and Midge want to
take us out to dinner tonight.
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Bob and Midge?
Kitty, it's my birthday!
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I know, but they like you, and they want you
to have fun on your birthday, like I do.
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If they really liked me,
they'd leave me alone.
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Man, last night we could hear the Pinciottis
fighting all the way across the driveway.
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It was horrible.
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It was all, "You're the devil, Midge!"
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And...
"Oh, Bob, shut up!"
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"Oh, Bob, shut up!"
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That's classic.
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Man, if you get any dumber,
you're gonna need a helmet.
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What a bummer for Donna, huh?
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- I can't believe they're sleeping in separate bedrooms.
- Yeah, I know.
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Wait, I don't know.
What are you talking about?
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Well, Hyde knows something about Donna
that Eric does not know.
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This is an interesting development.
Let's watch.
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Midge is sleeping
in the guest bedroom, man.
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How did you know that?
Did Donna tell you that?
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Look, Forman, it's not a big deal.
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I guess she's just telling me stuff
that she's not telling you.
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See, this is why communication
is so important.
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- Michael and I always...
- Excuse me. We were talking about Donna and me.
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Oh, hush. No one cares.
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Now, Michael never keeps secrets from me.
Do you, sweetie?
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Huh?
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Uh, no, no. Never.
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Michael, you hesitated.
Why'd you hesitate?
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No, I didn't hesitate. Did I, Hyde?
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- Yup.
- Fez?
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Yes, if you really loved her,
you would not have hesitated.
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- Conversation, Michael! The van, now!
- No! No!
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I didn't hesitate!
You guys are dead!
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Well, so what do you think,
birthday boy?
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'Cause I think it's gonna be fine.
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Well, you know, good food, old friends.
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This might not be too bad, Kitty.
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Hey, hey! The gang's all here.
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- This is my date, Carol.
- And this is my date, Ted.
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You brought... dates?
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We sure did.
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Happy birthday!
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Yeah, Carol here is just terrific.
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- She loves horses.
- I love horses.
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And Ted's a marriage counselor.
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Well, you have just done
a lovely job with these two.
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Hey, thanks! Hoo-ha!
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Right.
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So, you two are gonna save your marriage
by dating strangers.
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Great.
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When you say it like that, Red,
it sounds stupid.
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Okay, Midge.
Say it so it doesn't sound stupid.
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Okay, here.
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Maybe this cheese toast
will make your birthday happy.
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No, Kitty,
I think I've lost my appetite.
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God, that is a great-lookin' T-bone.
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- Is there butter on this?
- Hoo-ha!
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Right.
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Now, I'm gonna eat this steak...
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but first I'm gonna make
a birthday wish.
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Here it is.
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I wish everyone would shut up.
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- Something wrong?
- No.
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So, is there anything on your mind?
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- Anything you might wanna talk to...
- No.
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Don't take no for an answer.
She talked to Hyde.
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Get her to talk to you. Oh, my God.
That can't be her tongue, can it?
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How is she doing that? So... soft.
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So... Wait! Focus! Talk.
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So, uh, nothing on your mind?
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Noth...
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That's a pretty little shirt.
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Holy God, she's sucking my tongue.
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She's sucking my tongue.
Oh, my God.
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Even her spit is sweet.
It's like liquid Jolly Rancher.
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There's something wrong with me.
No, there's not. I'm 17. Wait!
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So nothing...
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uh, to confide...
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in me, Eric, your boyfriend?
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Well, okay, here's something.
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I love making out with you.
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There. So we talked.
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Yeah, that was nice.
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Horses are beautiful,
and they're very smart.
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They can count, you know.
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Oh, honey, honey. You just...
You just gotta shut up.
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Speaking of, has anyone read Equus?
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I gave a copy to Midge,
but, no offense, sweetie...
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it may be a little too deep for her.
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Wait a minute.
What do you mean, "no offense"?
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Well, I mean don't be offended.
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Oh!
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Listen, you insult my wife one more time,
you're gonna be wearing your steak as a hat.
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Hey, I'm sorry.
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Oh, Bob, that was so sweet...
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like in high school when you used
to hit people just for looking at me.
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- Remember?
- Of course I remember.
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I still have the scar
from Joe Abbruzzi's dental plate.
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Mmm. You big bear.
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Roar!
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I, uh, left my wallet in the car, Midge.
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Oh, I left my...
sex with Bob in the car.
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Bye!
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Check, please.
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Ah. There you go. That's for you.
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Come on, Kitty.
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Donna wouldn't even talk to me. She just kept
sticking her tongue down my throat.
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Oh, boohoo, Forman.
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You get to fool around with a totally hot chick
and never have to talk about her feelings?
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- You poor French-kissing bastard.
- Yeah, Hyde's right.
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One time I asked Jackie
what was wrong...
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and she didn't shut up for,
like, three straight days.
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You know, Kelso, sometimes you do not know
what you have until it is gone.
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And then someone else has it,
and it is not you...
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and then that someone else
is really happy.
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- What are you talking about?
- You don't know what he's talking about?
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That's it. Get the helmet.
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Kelso, put this on.
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Shut up. I'm not putting the helmet on.
And what are you talking about?
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I'll tell you what I'm talking about
if you put the helmet on.
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Fine.
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If you don't take care of Jackie,
you are going to lose her.
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That's just stupid.
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Look, Hyde, all I know is you're talking
to my girlfriend, and I don't like it.
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Hey, man, I was friends with Donna before
you ever became her little boyfriend.
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- Hyde, you're pissing me off.
- Why don't you think, Forman?
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You get to make out with one
of the hottest chicks in Wisconsin...
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while I'm being all sympathetic
and relating my crappy life to her...
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and I'm pissing you off?
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You're supposed to be the friend,
and I'm supposed to be the make-out guy.
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Now that I think about it,
you're pissing me off!
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What the hell kind of a world
are we living in?
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Hey! Let's date other people.
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Hey! Let's date other people,
but ditch 'em and do it in a car!
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That's enlightened?
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In my day we called them degenerates,
and we stoned them...
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with big rocks.
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Oh, you did not.
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Well, we should've.
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Well, you know...
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your birthday's not over
for another two hours.
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Ah, Kitty.
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We have no ceiling on our bedroom.
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What if a plane flew over?
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Okay. Well, the kids are out.
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There's a big, comfy couch
in the living room.
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You know what I love about you?
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What?
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Lots of stuff.
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Come on.
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I'll, uh... race you!
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Hey, Red, Mrs. Forman.
How was your night?
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What the hell are you doing
in my living room?
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Watching Star Trek, in color.
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See that guy?
He's one side black and one side white.
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And the other guy is one side white
and one side black.
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In color.
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This house is always littered with kids.
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It's like we're Mormons.
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Okay, come on. Follow me, sailor.
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Red needs to control his anger.
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I heard that.
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Oh, I know!
Let's go to the basement.
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Oh, Kitty.
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I just want this day to be over.
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No.
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This day is not over.
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00:16:30,785 --> 00:16:33,276
I wanted you to have a nice birthday.
244
00:16:33,354 --> 00:16:35,845
Sometimes birthdays
are not just about you.
245
00:16:35,923 --> 00:16:39,916
They are about the people around you
who want you to have a nice birthday.
246
00:16:39,994 --> 00:16:41,928
So, it's about me.
247
00:16:41,996 --> 00:16:45,488
Now, get downstairs
and get those pants off, mister!
248
00:16:45,566 --> 00:16:47,557
Okay, move it!
249
00:16:51,873 --> 00:16:54,865
Donna. I'm glad you're here.
250
00:16:54,942 --> 00:16:57,433
I've been thinking about this a lot...
251
00:16:57,512 --> 00:17:00,345
and, uh... I'm not mad anymore.
252
00:17:00,414 --> 00:17:02,348
Okay.
253
00:17:03,718 --> 00:17:05,652
Mad about what?
254
00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:10,089
Oh, well, uh, Hyde told me that you two
talked about your home situation.
255
00:17:10,157 --> 00:17:12,455
- You guys talked about me?
- Yeah.
256
00:17:12,527 --> 00:17:15,587
Well, see, but Kelso
was wearing a helmet...
257
00:17:15,663 --> 00:17:18,257
so he only heard, like, half of it.
258
00:17:18,332 --> 00:17:20,926
And, uh, I'm not really sure
about Fez's grasp of English.
259
00:17:21,002 --> 00:17:23,766
I mean, he nods a lot, but...
260
00:17:23,838 --> 00:17:26,272
I can't believe you guys
talked about me!
261
00:17:26,340 --> 00:17:31,539
Well... to be honest,
it was a lot of Hyde...
262
00:17:31,612 --> 00:17:35,013
with the, uh, "Donna and the parents
and the separate bedrooms."
263
00:17:35,082 --> 00:17:39,314
I'm, like, "Whoa. Hold up there, Hyde. I
don't think she'd like you talking about"...
264
00:17:39,387 --> 00:17:42,754
- God!
- No! I...
265
00:17:42,823 --> 00:17:45,257
Just hear me out, 'cause...
266
00:17:45,326 --> 00:17:49,023
I don't know why
you talked to Hyde, but...
267
00:17:49,096 --> 00:17:51,030
I forgive you.
268
00:17:55,036 --> 00:17:56,970
You forgive me?
269
00:17:57,038 --> 00:18:02,271
No, what I'm saying... You don't have to
do that anymore because I'm here for you.
270
00:18:02,343 --> 00:18:05,176
Okay, thanks loads, Eric...
271
00:18:05,246 --> 00:18:07,806
but you can't help me with this.
272
00:18:07,882 --> 00:18:10,476
Your family is a family.
273
00:18:10,551 --> 00:18:13,987
To be fair, you didn't even give me a chance.
You never came to me with this.
274
00:18:14,055 --> 00:18:17,115
All right, fine. You want to be
a part of this whole thing?
275
00:18:17,191 --> 00:18:21,218
You do? Fine. My parents,
they're on a frickin' date right now.
276
00:18:21,295 --> 00:18:23,957
Well, you know, that's nice.
277
00:18:25,766 --> 00:18:27,597
With other people.
278
00:18:27,668 --> 00:18:30,228
The more, the merrier.
Takes some of the pressure off.
279
00:18:30,304 --> 00:18:32,738
No... They're each dating
the other people.
280
00:18:32,807 --> 00:18:34,741
But they're married.
281
00:18:34,809 --> 00:18:37,141
Oh, God!
282
00:18:38,412 --> 00:18:41,142
- See?
- I mean... I don't know.
283
00:18:41,215 --> 00:18:45,117
Hey, Donna, Eric, glad you're here.
Great news.
284
00:18:45,186 --> 00:18:47,450
Your father and I had sex.
285
00:18:47,521 --> 00:18:49,853
Oh, my God.
286
00:18:51,058 --> 00:18:53,549
- In the car.
- Oh, my God.
287
00:18:53,628 --> 00:18:57,462
Well, that's super!
Right? Isn't that super, Donna?
288
00:18:57,531 --> 00:19:00,329
So, are you guys, like, back together?
289
00:19:00,401 --> 00:19:03,461
- Oh, no.
- Yeah, why ruin a good thing?
290
00:19:11,445 --> 00:19:13,413
Okay.
291
00:19:13,481 --> 00:19:16,314
So, what's your take on that?
292
00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:22,411
I got nothing.
293
00:19:24,325 --> 00:19:27,419
What am I gonna do?
294
00:19:28,729 --> 00:19:30,663
I don't know.
295
00:19:32,700 --> 00:19:36,261
So... hey!
296
00:19:36,337 --> 00:19:39,670
Who's your stupid boyfriend?
297
00:19:39,740 --> 00:19:42,300
Uh, you are.
298
00:19:42,376 --> 00:19:45,368
At least I'm trying to get smarter,
right?
299
00:19:48,683 --> 00:19:50,742
Thank you.
300
00:19:54,655 --> 00:19:56,589
Say it.
301
00:19:56,657 --> 00:19:58,989
I do not keep secrets from you.
302
00:19:59,060 --> 00:20:02,587
- Again.
- I do not keep secrets from you.
303
00:20:02,663 --> 00:20:04,995
- Again.
- I do not keep secrets...
304
00:20:05,066 --> 00:20:07,899
Ay, shut up!
305
00:20:07,968 --> 00:20:10,027
I am going insane.
306
00:20:10,104 --> 00:20:14,803
Kelso, if you want to possess a woman,
this is what you need to do.
307
00:20:16,310 --> 00:20:18,244
I, as a mortal...
308
00:20:18,312 --> 00:20:21,804
I'm not worthy of your love.
309
00:20:21,882 --> 00:20:25,113
You are a goddess, and I worship you.
310
00:20:25,186 --> 00:20:28,087
And I dedicate every moment
of my waking life...
311
00:20:28,155 --> 00:20:30,180
to your joy.
312
00:20:33,661 --> 00:20:35,595
Okay, what he said.
313
00:20:37,465 --> 00:20:39,456
Oh, Michael!
314
00:20:52,079 --> 00:20:54,843
Well.
315
00:20:54,915 --> 00:20:59,249
I don't know any Mormons
that do that.
316
00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:02,312
Not without a permit anyway.
317
00:21:04,692 --> 00:21:06,683
You know, Kitty...
318
00:21:06,761 --> 00:21:09,252
this ended up being
a pretty good birthday after all.
319
00:21:09,330 --> 00:21:11,924
Oh, yea!
320
00:21:11,999 --> 00:21:14,399
- Happy birthday.
- Thanks.
321
00:21:14,468 --> 00:21:16,629
Mmm.
322
00:21:16,704 --> 00:21:19,537
What is this?
323
00:21:19,607 --> 00:21:21,598
Ah, corn chips.
324
00:21:23,043 --> 00:21:25,034
Birthday boy.
325
00:21:27,615 --> 00:21:29,549
Mmm.
326
00:21:34,221 --> 00:21:37,088
Something's not right here, man.
327
00:21:37,158 --> 00:21:41,151
I'm getting a really weird vibe
like before a tornado...
328
00:21:42,563 --> 00:21:44,793
or Dracula.
329
00:21:44,865 --> 00:21:48,460
Something... bad has happened here.
330
00:21:48,536 --> 00:21:50,470
Something horrible.
331
00:21:50,538 --> 00:21:54,736
Michael! Michael, I'm frightened.
332
00:21:54,809 --> 00:21:59,576
Well, whatever it was,
it made the couch nice and warm.
333
00:22:01,849 --> 00:22:04,215
Someone's been eating my chips.
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