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Oh, my God.
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Did you hear that?
It sounds like a...
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a bloody hook scraping
against the back door.
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What's... What's wrong?
You're like a million miles away.
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I don't...
I don't know.
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It's just that my parents
are fighting like all the time.
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It just makes me so mad.
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Like I want to
kick their asses, but I can't.
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But I want
to do something.
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Okay.
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Take me, Donna.
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What?
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Go ahead. Take me.
Punish your parents by using me for sex.
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Do your business and be done with it.
Go ahead. Don't be shy.
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I can take it.
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But, God,
do be gentle.
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You didn't actually
think that was gonna work, did you?
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No, but I'm a virgin,
and it's driving me crazy.
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But that's not your fault...
No, wait. Yes, it is.
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How do you do that?
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- Do what?
- You always make me feel better.
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Uh, well...
Thank you.
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I love you, Eric.
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I love cake.
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Morning, Bob.
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Morning, Red.
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Probably wondering
why I'm in your car, huh?
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Nope. Just get out
and have a nice day.
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Midgie and I got into a fight,
Red, and I walked out.
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I guess that'll
teach her, right?
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Well, you're the one
sleeping in the car, Bob.
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Right. Well, that's
'cause when I stormed out...
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I sorta forgot some stuff.
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You know, keys,
wallet, blow-dryer.
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All I need now is a place to stay.
Maybe with some friends.
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Well, uh...
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we don't, uh, have
a blow-dryer, Bob.
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Laurie's got
a blow-dryer. I know.
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'Cause she's got that
Farrah Fawcett hairdo.
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That's not natural.
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You know, I wouldn't
even need my own room...
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just a little
corner to sleep in.
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Bob, I really...
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I mean, would ya...
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Aw, cripes.
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- Okay.
- Aw, thanks, Red.
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You're my best friend.
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No, I'm not.
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Do you think when girls
have sleepovers...
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sometimes they... they
play games and giggle...
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and then, every once in a while,
they start to make out...
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all together
in a big naked heap?
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- I sure hope so.
- Me too.
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A-A-A-hem!
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May I have
your attention, please?
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I would like to introduce to you all,
the new Michael Kelso!
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Yeah.
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So, huh?
What do you think?
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Yeah. Jackie says it makes me look like
Marlon Brando in The Wild Ones.
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Yeah, I'm so Brando.
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Yeah, if Brando
had a buddy named Potsie.
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What are you
even saying?
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I think you know
what I'm saying. Aaaaay!
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Jackie, did you
dress me up like the Fonz?
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No, Michael. I did not
dress you up like the Fonz.
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- Although, I like the Fonz. I think he's kind of...
- Fez?
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- Fonz. Yes or no?
- Well, you know me, Kelso.
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I just want you
to be happy.
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Thank you, Fez.
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- Now, if I could just have a moment of your time.
- Sure.
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Good, yes.
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Okay, a gang of toughs
has taken over Arnold's.
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Help us, Fonzie.
You're our only hope.
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I can't believe you guys.
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Here I am, as Brando as can be,
and you guys can't even see that.
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Well, you can both just...
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"Sit on it"?
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Aaaaay.
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Michael!
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Why is Bob in my bathtub?
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You told me
you sent him home.
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That's what you said. "He went home."
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He did go home.
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And then Midge
kicked him out.
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- But he went home.
- Well, now he's back.
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Red, he's in my bathtub.
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I can't have him
in my bathtub.
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His Afro gel is gonna
leave a ring.
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This isn't easy
on me either, Kitty.
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He tried to talk to me
about his feelings.
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He almost started to cry.
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I really wanted to punch him!
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Bob can't stay here, Red.
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I know that makes me a bad person.
I don't care.
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I'm bad. So let's just
get him out of here.
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Well, then, go talk
to Midge and fix it up.
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No. You let the stray in,
you find him a home.
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It's not that simple, Kitty.
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Do you want me to go to
my unhappy place, Red?
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I'll talk to Midge
first thing in the morning.
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Thank you, Red.
You're a wonderful husband.
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Now, when you're done with the paper,
you get upstairs and scrub my tub.
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Okay, you're done.
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I won't do it.
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Well, I won't either.
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Well, I don't know what
the hell we're gonna do.
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Ahh, Kelso, it was brave
of you to come back.
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We gave you quite a ribbing.
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Except for this time,
I brought a hot, fresh pizza.
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But it's only for my friends
who don't make fun of me.
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Mmm! Pizza!
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Kelso, man, I got
a thousand insults...
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and no pizza's gonna make...
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Is that sausage?
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You brilliant bastard!
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Guys, let me ask you something.
Donna told me she loves me.
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And then I told her I love cake.
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That's not bad, is it?
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I'm still...
I'm still cool, right?
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Okay, I don't know what happened.
I just panicked, and it popped out.
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I mean, I don't remember wanting
to ever talk about cake. It...
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I wasn't really that hungry.
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Cake is good. But you cannot
have sex with cake.
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Of course, you cannot have sex
with Donna either, so...
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Yeah, man, you should've just lied
and told her that you loved her.
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"I love you, baby." See, and I
don't love you. Isn't that great?
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He does love her, you dope.
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Right?
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Okay, well, if I admit it, are you guys
gonna make fun of me?
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Oh, Eric,
love is not a joke.
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This is a joke...
Knock, knock.
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Who's there?
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Look, if you really
do love her...
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there's only one thing
to do, man.
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You gotta dump her
and live free!
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Don't listen to him, man.
He's stupid.
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Here's what you gotta do.
She said it, so now you got to say it.
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Then she'll say it back,
and everything will be okay.
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Oh, and get her pizza.
'Cause right now...
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I kinda love Kelso.
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Yeah.
I can do that.
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I'll just say it, and I'll
be back on top again.
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All right.
So, now, uh...
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where was I when Fonzie
here moved to town?
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Hey, give that back-a-mundo!
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Eric. Eric,
are you okay?
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What? Yeah.
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You look like you have
a stomachache or something.
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No, there's nothing wrong
with my stomach.
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It's just that...
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I... love you...
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man.
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And then he punched me
in the arm and said, "man."
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Oh, my God.
What a horrible disaster.
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Well, go on.
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I guess I like totally
screwed things up...
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'cause ever since I said "I love you,"
he's been acting so weird.
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Okay, wait a second.
I'm a little confused.
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Why did you say
"I love you?"
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Because I... love him?
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Oh, Donna.
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That's got nothing
to do with it.
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You are way too young
to be saying "I love you."
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Shut up, Jackie. You say it to Kelso
all the time, and you're younger than me.
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Not in love years.
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All right, look. Eric doesn't know
how to handle that kind of thing.
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You probably just scared him off.
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All you can do right now
is play it cool for a while...
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turn down the emotional heat
and, Donna, God willing...
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he'll forget
you threw yourself at him.
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I know it sounds impossible...
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but what you just said
actually makes sense.
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Look, the sooner you realize
I'm a genius, the better off we'll both be.
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Oh, hi, Red.
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Sorry I can't open the door, but I don't want
Bob sneaking back in the house again.
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Oh! That's okay. I just came by
to see how you're doing.
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Oh, I'm working through
some things.
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I've gotten past denial, and I'm well
on my way to acceptance...
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Yeah, yeah. Couldn't agree
with you more. Anyway...
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Take Bob back.
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- Red, I can't do that right now.
- Midge, I've talked to Bob, and he's really sorry.
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- Now, be a sport, and take him back.
- I can't.
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- Take him back, Midge!
- No!
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- Take him!
- No!
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This isn't over, Pinciotti!
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Donna, check it out.
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Hey, Kelso! Fudgsicle!
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- Where'd it go?
- Uh, perhaps it went under the couch.
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- Jackie, let's get out of here. This is kind of lame.
- Yeah, sure.
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Wait. Donna.
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So, will I see you later?
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No, you're never
gonna see me again.
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Ha.
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She's a little pistol, huh?
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What did you do?
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Nothing!
I did what you said.
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I told her I loved her.
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You're lying.
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No, it's true.
Except...
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Except, then I
might've, you know...
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popped her one on the shoulder
and called her "man."
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You idiot.
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Hey, this isn't my fault.
It's your fault.
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You said if I told her I loved her,
she'd say it back.
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But she didn't, man.
She just stared at me.
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Well, did you give her
a chance to answer?
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How long did you wait before
you completely muffed out?
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Forever, man.
Like five minutes.
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You're lying!
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No, it's true.
It was like...
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Well, maybe just
a couple of seconds. But I...
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Time ceased to exist, okay? I was just
hanging out there, really far out there.
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Just... hangin'.
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Eric contributes in class
but does not follow directions.
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Damn. Where the heck
is that Fudgsicle?
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Hey, is that my Fudgsicle?
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No, this one's mine.
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Damn it.
Where's my Fudgsicle?
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Just tell me! How am I
supposed to fix this?
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Well, first of all...
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you need to learn how to handle little woman
troubles without getting all freaked out.
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It's pretty unmanly, man.
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Laurie.
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Aaaaay!
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That's it!
I hate this stupid thing!
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- Laurie laughing at me.
- But, Kelso, I thought we were supposed to...
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handle our woman
troubles "like a man."
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- You shut up.
- Okay.
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You just shut up!
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And if anybody else here
laughs at me, I swear...
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I'm gonna kick
so much ass!
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And that's my Fudgsicle.
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I'm telling you, man. That jacket's
the best thing that ever happened to us.
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I can't do it now, Kitty.
He's sleeping.
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Bob!
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Oh, Bob,
you're awake.
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Hi. Listen,
it was, um...
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It was no go with Midge.
She doesn't want to see you.
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Boy, that's a shame, Red.
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- Guess it's you and me, buddy.
- Well, that's a problem.
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I like you, Bob.
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You don't borrow my things.
You keep your lawn mowed.
243
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But the fact of the matter is,
you're a little bit...
244
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You're kind of a...
245
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You're an ass.
246
00:16:23,901 --> 00:16:26,233
Yeah?
247
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It's not your fault. But we gotta
stop pussyfooting around here...
248
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- and somehow get you back in that house.
- How?
249
00:16:37,081 --> 00:16:39,777
Oh, it's you.
250
00:16:39,850 --> 00:16:42,478
- I'm not taking him back, Red.
- No, no, no, no, no.
251
00:16:42,553 --> 00:16:45,283
I'm just gonna trim a few
of these branches for you.
252
00:16:46,924 --> 00:16:48,983
Oh, okay.
253
00:17:15,018 --> 00:17:16,952
Help! Midge!
254
00:17:17,020 --> 00:17:20,456
I'm trapped under this
very heavy branch!
255
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- Help!
- Oh, my God!
256
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Red, are you hurt?
257
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Go, Bob! Go!
258
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- I'm in!
- Oh!
259
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Red, that was not nice.
260
00:17:41,211 --> 00:17:43,873
I'm not sorry, Midge.
261
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Great shot.
262
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And I love you.
263
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Well, the basket doesn't really
count because I traveled.
264
00:18:05,669 --> 00:18:07,660
You could never travel...
265
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because I love you.
266
00:18:11,775 --> 00:18:13,766
Eric, you're acting like
a huge dork.
267
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- A huge dork who loves you.
- God!
268
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God. Stop it, Eric.
269
00:18:19,683 --> 00:18:22,550
Look, the only reason
I said it is because I felt it.
270
00:18:22,619 --> 00:18:24,553
And not just so
you'd say it back.
271
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If I knew you were gonna get
into such a twist about it...
272
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- I wouldn't have said it at all.
- I'm not in a twist. It's just...
273
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- "Cake." Okay, that was pretty stupid.
- Yes.
274
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Thank you. So, I mean,
why'd you say it?
275
00:18:38,635 --> 00:18:41,365
I don't know.
I just...
276
00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:46,435
Now, once it
is out there...
277
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if we broke up,
I mean...
278
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what would I
tell myself then?
279
00:18:53,150 --> 00:18:55,516
I guess you could tell yourself
you still have cake.
280
00:18:55,586 --> 00:18:57,952
We both know how much
it means to you.
281
00:19:03,627 --> 00:19:05,686
That's nice.
There's a sweet girl.
282
00:19:07,998 --> 00:19:10,626
Okay, look,
I have an idea.
283
00:19:10,701 --> 00:19:13,727
Why don't we just
pretend it... never happened?
284
00:19:13,804 --> 00:19:15,999
- I like that.
- Yeah.
285
00:19:16,073 --> 00:19:18,633
Okay.
Never happened.
286
00:19:18,709 --> 00:19:20,267
- Okay.
- Okay.
287
00:19:21,345 --> 00:19:23,973
Then you did travel,
so... my ball.
288
00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:27,516
Yes!
289
00:19:32,022 --> 00:19:33,956
Hi, you two.
290
00:19:34,024 --> 00:19:37,152
Thought you might want to know
Midgie and I worked things out.
291
00:19:37,227 --> 00:19:39,218
Well, that's just great, Bob.
292
00:19:39,296 --> 00:19:41,389
Yeah.
We're separating.
293
00:19:41,465 --> 00:19:44,366
You can't stay with us.
294
00:19:45,702 --> 00:19:48,068
No, I'll be staying at home.
We're gonna live together.
295
00:19:48,138 --> 00:19:50,538
We're just gonna
see other people.
296
00:19:50,607 --> 00:19:53,474
Okay, Bob, I want you
to think about this.
297
00:19:53,543 --> 00:19:57,912
You're living in the same house,
but you're dating other people.
298
00:19:57,981 --> 00:20:01,280
I'm not saying for sure
there'll be problems...
299
00:20:02,319 --> 00:20:04,412
but I want you to
think about it.
300
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Think hard, Bob.
301
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I think
it's gonna be sexy.
302
00:20:17,334 --> 00:20:20,098
Oh, Hyde...
303
00:20:20,170 --> 00:20:22,138
what a fabulous
look for you.
304
00:20:22,205 --> 00:20:24,503
Seriously, you look like
Marlon Brando or something.
305
00:20:26,977 --> 00:20:29,138
Oh, my God.
306
00:20:29,212 --> 00:20:31,544
Hyde, when did you
get so hot?
307
00:20:31,615 --> 00:20:33,606
What?
308
00:20:33,684 --> 00:20:36,881
I've always been hot.
The jacket just brings it out.
309
00:20:36,954 --> 00:20:38,945
That's... No.
Give it to me.
310
00:20:39,022 --> 00:20:41,889
Give me back my jacket.
311
00:20:41,959 --> 00:20:45,417
What are you doing?
Get off of me, you load!
312
00:20:47,931 --> 00:20:49,865
So they're really
gonna separate?
313
00:20:49,933 --> 00:20:52,231
Yeah. But they're still
gonna live together.
314
00:20:53,704 --> 00:20:55,672
Oh, wow.
315
00:20:55,739 --> 00:20:57,673
Are... Are you okay?
316
00:20:57,741 --> 00:21:01,768
Yeah, but I mean, that's just, like,
the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
317
00:21:01,845 --> 00:21:03,938
I mean, how's that
supposed to work?
318
00:21:04,014 --> 00:21:07,108
I imagine it'll be like when
Gilligan and the Skipper had a fight...
319
00:21:07,184 --> 00:21:10,119
and drew a chalk line down the center
of their hut... That worked out great.
320
00:21:10,187 --> 00:21:12,519
- Yeah, that solved all their problems.
- Yeah.
321
00:21:16,493 --> 00:21:18,427
I love you.
322
00:21:18,495 --> 00:21:20,486
I love you too.
323
00:21:24,601 --> 00:21:26,694
- All right, then.
- All right.
324
00:21:50,660 --> 00:21:53,424
You going to clean
the bathtub?
325
00:21:53,497 --> 00:21:55,658
Yes, I am.
326
00:21:55,732 --> 00:21:58,257
No, it's just too horrible.
I can't let you do that, Kitty.
327
00:21:58,335 --> 00:22:01,930
- Thank you, honey.
- You're welcome, Kitty.
328
00:22:05,909 --> 00:22:08,173
Eric! Got a little
job for you!
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