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Hey, Dad, can I go to Vanstock
with the guys this weekend?
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What the hell's a Vanstock?
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Well, it's like Woodstock
but with a greater emphasis on vans.
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Sounds stupid.
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Have a good time.
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Oh, then, Daddy, since Eric
is going out of town, can I have his car?
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Why? Where are you going?
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Excuse me.
I was talking to Daddy.
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I know.
Where are you going?
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- Frat party.
- Frat party? No.
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- But, Daddy...
- Look, honey, it's up to Eric.
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Really?
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Well, I mean, I guess...
No!
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Well, that's settled then.
Red, what are you gonna do today?
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Ah, read the want ads,
look for a job.
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Then, just to break up the day,
I thought I'd go down to Rexall...
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look for some Gold Bond
for my athlete's foot.
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Any more questions?
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Well, oh, boy, Red, we've got the big
hospital banquet to look forward to.
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Oh, right.
Well, then, screw the Gold Bond.
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I gotta get my hair done.
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Honey, I don't think
it's gonna be that bad.
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And if it is,
I can always give you a shot of Demerol.
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You have Demerol?
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I mean,
what's-what's Demerol?
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So, Donna and I are
all set for Vanstock.
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Whoa! No, Donna can't
come with us.
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- Why not?
- Well, it's kinda complicated.
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Hey, Kelso.
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So what time are we
leaving for Vanstock?
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- No.
- Yeah.
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- No!
- Yeah!
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No!
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I guess you should have given me your car, Eric.
Now I'll be with you and Kelso all weekend.
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- How could you ask Laurie?
- Jackie didn't want to go.
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What choice did I have?
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- Oh, man!
- See? Now you see my problem.
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Since Laurie's going,
I'm gonna have to make out with her.
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And if Donna goes, she's gonna see me
making out with Laurie and then tell Jackie.
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Therefore, Donna can't go.
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Or... you could just not
make out with my sister.
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Be serious, Eric.
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Okay, look. Donna's coming, and if that
blows your weekend, then, too bad.
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Fine! But, you know what? You're makin'
cheatin' a lot harder than it has to be.
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Kitty and I used to watch
the soaps all the time.
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So now it's like you're Kitty.
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Don't you have a TV at home?
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It's too big.
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I have to turn my head
to see who's talking.
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It hurts my neck.
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Ooh, shh, shh! It's starting.
Okay, that's Heather.
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She's carrying Jeff's baby,
only Jeff is in intensive care.
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He's got a bullet in his brain.
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Isn't he the lucky bastard.
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Donna, check it out. I've been working
on this all morning, and I'm pretty proud.
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I zipped our two sleeping bags
together to make one.
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Look, uh, throw your stuff in the back.
I'm gonna go get some snacks for the road.
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Okay.
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Oh, hi, Donna.
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So, that's the carpet.
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I was just showing
Laurie the carpet.
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- I need help with my stuff.
- I'm gonna give her some help with her stuff.
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Well, I hope you like tuna fish sandwiches,
'cause that's all we got.
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I just saw Kelso and your sister
making out in the van.
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Oh, no. That's, uh...
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- Did you know about this?
- Did I... Uh, no, no. I didn't know about this.
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Hey, Hyde.
Donna just saw Kelso and Laurie making out.
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So?
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Aren't you shocked? I'm shocked,
for one, to have learned about this.
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Hey, guys.
I decided to go.
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I thought it'd be fun
to surprise Michael.
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That would be fun.
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Um, Jackie, before you surprise Kelso,
there's something going on that you should know.
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What?
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You know, Vanstock is gonna be
really boring, and it's gonna be muddy.
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And, you know, there's a good chance
there'll be some Canadians there.
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Eww!
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No, no, Jackie, you should go.
You can't let the Canadians win.
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Fez, put my stuff in the back.
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Hey, Jackie, you know what would be
the perfect surprise for Kelso?
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We'll pull the curtains,
and you hide in the back with us.
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And at some point, you jump up front
and yell, "Surprise!"
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Oh, my God.
That is perfect!
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Now hop in the van before Kelso sees you.
Hurry up.
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Oh, this may be
the best road trip ever.
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So, you wanna shift?
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- It's an automatic.
- I know.
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Surprise!
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Brad, how could you
sleep with my wife? You're my brother.
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I'm not your brother, and I'm not Brad.
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Holy cow!
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I didn't see that comin'.
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Wait'll Rachel finds out.
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But Rachel's about
to dump Brad for Jeff.
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No, Jeff's in a coma.
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Oh, come on, Midge. She can't love a guy in
a coma? What the hell kind of love is that?
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Look at this. Jackie brings four different
types of mascara just to please Kelso.
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And what does Kelso bring?
Another woman.
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Fez, you should really stop going through
other people's stuff. It's kinda creepy.
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So, how long do you think
this whole thing has been going on?
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Whoo! I... You know, I don't know.
That's anyone's guess. Right, Fez?
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- What?
- Kelso and Laurie! See? Ha!
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Fez doesn't even know. I don't know. I gue...
You know, it's just... It's, like...
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God, this is so wrong, you know?
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So, what are we gonna do?
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I guess just let this all blow over.
Then Jackie and Kelso can get married...
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have kids and be really unhappy.
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So, let's not let this ruin
our Vanstock experience, okay?
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Look at this... bubble gum Lip Smacker.
What a waste.
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So, you kids havin' fun? Nothin' like
a road trip to get to know each other.
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Yeah, right.
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Like Jackie and Laurie.
They don't really know each other...
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and yet, they have
so much in common.
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Like what?
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Oh, well, you both have
really neat hair.
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He's right. I love your hair.
What do you use?
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Hot rollers.
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So do I!
I hate styling wands.
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So do I!
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See? You two keep talking. There may be
plenty of other things that you have in common.
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No!
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No talking.
It makes the driver nervous.
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So, just, everybody, not talk!
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Okay.
Let's just sing songs.
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Who knows the words
to Three's Company?
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- I do!
- No singing!
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- Come and knock on our door
- Come and knock on our door
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- We've been waitin' for you
- We've been waitin' for you
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Where the kisses are
hers and hers and his
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Three's company too
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Wow, man, Vanstock.
It's exactly how I pictured it.
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Has anyone seen my top?
I lost my top.
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Actually, it's even better
than I pictured it.
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Do not take the blue acid!
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If you have taken the blue acid...
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please report to the Red Cross tent!
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Look at this debauchery.
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This is the smelly underside
of a once-great nation.
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Ooh, yum, candy apples!
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Hey, man, what do you say we help
that chick find her top?
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Nah, I gotta stay here
with the old balls and chains.
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You know, Kelso...
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did you ever think about
being honest with them?
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Maybe they won't be mad.
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Maybe they'll like
the idea of sharing you.
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Man, that'd be great, huh?
You think they'd go for that?
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'Cause that's been, li...
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Oh, ho-ho, no!
You're trying to set me up, Hyde.
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You'll never know
if you don't try, man.
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Are you serious?
Be serious, 'cause this is serious.
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This has been a dream of mine
since I was a kid and saw The Parent Trap.
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- There you go.
- Okay, we're heading off to the restroom.
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Okay.
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Oh, man, they're going to the restroom? You
know what girls do in the restroom, right?
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Oh, I like to pretend
like they don't do that.
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- Not that, man. They talk.
- So?
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- To each other!
- Oh, my God.
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Girls, wait up!
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What a maroon.
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Red, this is Dr. Browning
and Dr. Cloke.
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So you're Kitty's husband, eh?
She's a little spitfire.
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We couldn't run the ward without her.
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Ohh! Ha! Well, you could,
but everyone would die.
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Uh, so, Red,
uh, what do you do?
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About what?
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Um, uh, Red used to be in management
at the auto parts plant.
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Oh, that's great.
Uh, what do you do now?
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About what?
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Oh, my gosh, Red.
Look, they have an open bar!
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No, he's not his brother.
He's not even Brad!
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- But he looks just like him.
- That's the point.
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You know, I don't understand why you
watch if you're not gonna pay attention.
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I'm sorry about Red. He's just... He's been
a tiny bit cranky since he lost his job.
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- Kitty, it's fine.
- I know, everything's fine.
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He just, um, he-he sits around,
and he mopes all day.
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He-He once told me that if he ever started
watching soaps, I should shoot him.
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And I gotta tell ya,
I am gosh-darn tempted.
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Well, you know, when my wife is upset,
I do something extra special for her...
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like surprise her with some candy.
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- Does Red have a sweet tooth?
- Um, no.
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No, more of a beer tooth.
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Oh, for God's sakes!
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You're a nurse, and you can't love
a guy in a coma?
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What the hell kind
of a hospital is this?
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Wow, look at the stars.
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Yeah.
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Your sister's kind of a slut.
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I noticed that.
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How is it that she turned out so awful,
and you turned out so nice?
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Oh, well...
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you see...
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Okay, Donna, there's something
you should know.
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Oh, my God, you're pregnant.
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It's nice to laugh, isn't it?
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'Cause I kinda knew about Kelso and
Laurie all along and didn't tell you.
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Excuse me?
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Which was wrong. But now I'm being honest,
which is right. Right?
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- Get out of this bag.
- No, wait, Donna, just please listen...
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Fine, I'll get out.
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Oh, this is the worst Vanstock ever.
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And now, another episode of Point Place.
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My God, Kitty.
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What have I become?
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I don't know.
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You're not the man I married.
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And I'm not Kitty.
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What are you saying?
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I am Kitty...
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but I am leaving you for Dr. Cloke.
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Or should I say...
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Eric's real father.
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But why?
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He has a job.
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What do you have, Red Forman?
What... do... you... have?
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I've got nothing.
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Dear God, will I ever work again?
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Okay, I'm back.
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So, penny for
your thoughts.
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Well, one thing I'm thinkin'...
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I gotta stop watching the soaps.
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Well, I think that
is a good idea. Huh!
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So, listen, um, I brought you home
a special, little treat.
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Ohh!
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Ahh!
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Hey, that's a nice beer.
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Yes, it is.
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What's the occasion?
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It's, um, to celebrate your new job.
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But, Kitty, I didn't get a job.
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Not yet, but I know you will.
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Thanks, sweetie.
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Ahh.
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I tell you one thing...
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I bet I get a job before Jeff
gets out of that coma.
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Hey. How's it going?
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Well, uh, I found the top.
Just lost the girl.
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Bummer.
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00:17:53,292 --> 00:17:55,226
Yeah.
So what are you doing up?
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Punishing Eric. He knew all about
Kelso and Laurie. Didn't even tell me.
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What a bastard.
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Oh, like you didn't know.
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Of course, I knew. Everybody knew.
You're the only one who didn't know.
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00:18:07,940 --> 00:18:10,966
Shut up, Hyde.
I'm mad at him.
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00:18:12,812 --> 00:18:17,306
Look, you don't rat on your friends,
and that's just the way it is.
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00:18:17,383 --> 00:18:20,511
Now, I'm laying traps left and right
to try and get Kelso caught...
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00:18:20,586 --> 00:18:23,487
but I'm not gonna tell on him,
'cause then I'd be a rat.
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00:18:25,691 --> 00:18:29,252
- And that's what Forman would have been if he had told you.
- He still should have told me.
248
00:18:29,328 --> 00:18:32,820
Give him a break, Donna.
I mean, the guy kisses your ass.
249
00:18:32,898 --> 00:18:36,493
He does everything for you,
and you're not even sleeping with him.
250
00:18:36,569 --> 00:18:39,265
Yeah, I guess that's true.
251
00:18:40,506 --> 00:18:43,566
- You're lucky he even talks to you.
- Uh!
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In fact, I would have dumped you months ago.
But, you know, I'm old-fashioned, so...
253
00:18:50,850 --> 00:18:54,684
- Okay, Hyde, thanks for the heart-to-heart.
- Ah, get bent.
254
00:18:56,288 --> 00:18:58,415
All right.
255
00:18:58,491 --> 00:19:03,622
Well, I'm off to find
the jugs that fit this top...
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like Cinderella.
257
00:19:07,466 --> 00:19:09,457
Excuse me, miss?
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00:19:12,004 --> 00:19:14,234
- Yeah, who is it?
- It's me.
259
00:19:14,306 --> 00:19:17,935
Hey, Jackie, Laurie...
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Fez.
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00:19:20,246 --> 00:19:23,545
Good evening, Michael.
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00:19:23,616 --> 00:19:28,383
Well, aren't we all cozy?
So, where am I gonna sleep?
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00:19:28,454 --> 00:19:30,888
Uh, gee, Kelso, I don't think
there's any room.
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- But it's my van.
- I can sleep with you anytime.
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00:19:35,728 --> 00:19:38,561
Tonight I'm really enjoying
girl talk with Laurie.
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00:19:38,631 --> 00:19:41,122
Then why does he get to stay?
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00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:45,603
Well, I'm not a girl,
but I do enjoy the girl talk.
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00:19:45,671 --> 00:19:47,662
Get out of the van, Fez!
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00:19:47,740 --> 00:19:52,541
No, be nice to Fez.
Go away, Michael. Shut the door.
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00:20:05,591 --> 00:20:07,582
Hey, move over.
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00:20:09,562 --> 00:20:12,895
- Ohh.
- You're not mad at me anymore?
272
00:20:12,965 --> 00:20:14,956
Nope.
273
00:20:17,002 --> 00:20:18,993
So, what are you thinking?
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00:20:19,071 --> 00:20:24,099
That Kelso's an idiot, and if I say
anything to Jackie, it'll hurt her.
275
00:20:24,176 --> 00:20:26,644
Yes, exactly.
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00:20:30,950 --> 00:20:33,248
And you know what else?
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00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:35,844
You're, like,
a really great boyfriend.
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00:20:38,791 --> 00:20:40,782
All right!
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00:20:44,130 --> 00:20:47,657
Whoa! All right! Thank God
I found you guys. I'm freezing.
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00:20:47,733 --> 00:20:51,191
- Scoot over.
- What? Kelso! No!
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00:20:51,270 --> 00:20:54,797
Wow, this is
a roomy bag, huh?
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00:20:54,874 --> 00:20:59,937
- Sorry if I'm a little wet.
- What the hell is that smell?
283
00:21:00,012 --> 00:21:04,278
Oh, I found these two dogs,
and we started wrestlin'.
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00:21:04,350 --> 00:21:07,877
They were so cool.
All right, good night.
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00:21:07,953 --> 00:21:10,615
- No, Kelso, get out! Get out!
- Kelso!
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00:21:10,689 --> 00:21:13,886
- You smell like a dog!
- You smell. Get out.
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00:21:13,959 --> 00:21:16,120
Well, where am I
supposed to sleep?
288
00:21:16,195 --> 00:21:18,823
- No one cares!
- Who cares?
289
00:21:18,898 --> 00:21:20,889
Fine!
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00:21:24,937 --> 00:21:26,928
Okay, this is nice.
291
00:21:38,017 --> 00:21:42,181
Will Red get a job? Will Jackie
ever find out about Kelso and Laurie?
292
00:21:42,254 --> 00:21:47,282
Will we ever find out where Fez is from?
Will Hyde ever find his topless Cinderella?
293
00:21:47,359 --> 00:21:49,850
And whatever happened
to Midge's daughter, Tina?
294
00:21:49,929 --> 00:21:53,387
Will Eric and Donna ever consummate
their illicit teenage love?
295
00:21:53,465 --> 00:21:57,526
And what about Chuck and Bob?
Oh, wait, they aren't on this show.
296
00:21:57,603 --> 00:21:59,594
See, I told you
we weren't on this show.
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00:21:59,672 --> 00:22:01,606
- Oh, shut up, Bob.
- Yeah.
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Confused?
You won't be after the next episode of...
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00:22:05,377 --> 00:22:07,902
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