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♪ Adventure Time ♪
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♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
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♪ We'll go to
very distant lands ♪
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♪ With Jake the Dog
and Finn the Human ♪
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♪ The fun will never end
Adventure Time ♪
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Side quests.
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So they're a bargain too,
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since you're buying them
in pairs.
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Even though,
like I mentioned earlier,
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the taste isn't that great.
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I see you haven't touched
yours.
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I already told you
I'm not hungry.
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- Let her go, Ice Dingus!
- You okay, Slime Princess?
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I had to listen to him explain
details about
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his shopping habits in ways
he thought would impress me.
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Ugh, let's get you out of here!
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Hey, we didn't have dessert!
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Whoa!
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- Give her back!
- She's not interested, dude!
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Normally I only date sevens
and above, but what the hell?
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Let her go, Ice Doinkus!
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Hey! You didn't get my number!
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She's not into you, bro!
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Hey! Come on! Come on, come on!
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- Give her back!
- No way, ice creep!
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Hey! Hey! Hey!
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- Give her back!
- No way, Ice...
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- Uh...
- Whatever, man.
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- Just punch him.
- Wait! Bro talk!
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Do you think I'll ever find
my special someone?
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Hey.
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Man, Ice King is wearing
me out.
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That dude's driving me crazy
with all the princess nabbing.
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When is it going to end?
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- Hmmm.
- Maybe if we find someone
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dumb enough to date him.
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Pfft. Yeah, right. No one's
a big enough dummy
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to date that dingus.
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Hmmm.
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Dummy.
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Oh, idea brain!
What if we make a princess
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- dumb enough to date him?
- Ooh, yes!
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We record stuff for her to say
that makes him feel good,
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and play it on a loop!
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And play it on a loop!
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{\an8}- Yes!
- She'll be his ideal princess!
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{\an8}And she won't run away
because she's a dummy!
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Exactly! Wham bam,
no more princess-stealing, man!
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It's Idea Implementation Time!
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- She's perfect.
- Yeah, man.
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We did good.
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Okay, quick. Shh, hide.
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Meal for two.
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That means two for me.
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- Oh.
- Tee hee,
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you're so funny, Ice King.
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Oh! Pardon me, we don't get
many ladies up here.
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My name is Valourishant BBQ
Tigermilk,
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princess of the Dummy Kingdom.
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Dummy princess?
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I'm Ice King.
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Tee hee, you're so cute
when you toot.
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- Really?
- Most people find it repulsive.
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What are you doing, Ice King?
What are you doing?
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You're blowing it!
You're blowing it!
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Tee hee! You're so funny,
Ice King!
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You really think so?
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Tee hee! Tee hee! Tee hee!
Tee hee! Tee hee!
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Oh, you have a big badonk.
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Huh, I guess I do pack
a lot of back.
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Hey, so you wanna be
my girlfriend?
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For sure.
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Ooh, okay.
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Well, let's start now,
shall we?
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I'll show you around the place.
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Dude, he stinking bought it.
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We're geniuses.
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Princess-nabbing
problem solved.
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Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
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This is my kingdom.
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But you probably saw all this
when you fell from heaven.
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Oh, my clumsy little angel.
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These are my baby photos.
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I forget which one's me.
And that's my roommate Gunter.
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He's a little shy around
the ladies.
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Quack, quack.
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And that's why I'm so jacked.
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Oopsies. You dropped this.
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Tee hee.
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You look so... Oh, I don't know
how to say this, but...
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like someone made you just
for me.
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Ah, so nice to finally
have time to do our own stuff.
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Yeah, no stinking Ice King
to get in the way.
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Commencing gauntlet test!
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Whoa!
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Wicked. Oh, man, I'm buzzing
with ideas for next time.
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I'm thinking rabid badger
cage fight.
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That sounds awesome.
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Oh, but before we do that,
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let's go check on those
two lovebirds, you know?
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Make sure the sparks
are still flying.
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Okay.
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Au revoir, Gunter!
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You know,
sweetie baby boobie bear,
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I've been thinking, what
if we took things to the...
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next level?
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Blech!
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What I'm trying to say is...
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I love you for the rest
of my life.
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So what do you say, baby?
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Will you be my wife?
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Blech.
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- His wife?
- This is perfect!
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If marriage is
"till death do us part..."
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And Dummy Princess can't die
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because she's
a pile of garbage...
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Then we're free forever!
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Free forever!
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Well, what do you say?
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Boobie bear?
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Uh...
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Quack, quack.
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Oh, I was just kidding.
You fell for it.
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It's okay, Ice King.
Keep it together.
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You got this.
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Oh, glob!
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You've always tee-hee'd
my farts.
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Sweet. Ready to get pulverized?
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As long as
it's with you, my man.
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{\an8}- Alone! Alone!
- Ice King!
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I'm so alone!
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There's no one
on this Earth for me!
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My heart! My cold, cold heart!
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Alone forever!
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{\an8}Our gauntlet!
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{\an8}What happened
to dummy princess?
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{\an8}Let's go check on her!
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- Oh, no! The tape!
- Uh, uh,
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we just gotta make another one.
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Well, what happens when
that tape messes up?
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Then we just have to replace
that!
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And then the next one,
and the next one.
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Oh, Finn, we're gonna be stuck
making tapes
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for the rest of our lives
at this rate.
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Hmmm. No.
We just gotta make one.
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The last tape. We gotta use
our sick writer's craft skills
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to write a happy ending
to this donked-up tale.
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It's New Idea Implementation
Time!
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Ice King, my love!
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Dummy princess,
you're speaking to me!
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I have something important
to tell you.
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I was sent to Ooo on a mission
from my home planet,
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the planet of girlfriends,
to find the ultimate boyfriend
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who's super cool,
really awesome.
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Dude, it's working!
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And when I found you,
I was so overwhelmed,
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I lost the ability to speak.
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But now I'm recovered,
and need to report back
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to the space beings about
having found the one.
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But I will return one day with
a whole race of girlfriends
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to come live with you.
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But you must promise
to stay true to me,
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no matter how long it takes.
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More girlfriends? Hot dog! Go!
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Bring me my planet
of girlfriends!
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Love is messy.
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Hey, Wildberry Princess.
I'm back on the market.
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Ooh.
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♪ Come along with me ♪
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♪ And the butterflies
and bees ♪
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♪ We could wander through
the forest ♪
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♪ And do so as we please ♪
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