Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:09,384 --> 00:00:11,220
Were you just
looking at my ass?
2
00:00:11,303 --> 00:00:12,888
I know you were
just looking at my ass.
3
00:00:12,971 --> 00:00:14,223
You saying you wanted to know
4
00:00:14,306 --> 00:00:15,807
what happened last week
on Shameless.
5
00:00:15,891 --> 00:00:17,059
Mm-hmm.
Right.
6
00:00:17,142 --> 00:00:18,602
Sure you were.
7
00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:19,186
Nasty.
8
00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:22,564
You're Carl.
9
00:00:22,648 --> 00:00:23,524
Yeah.
Heard of me?
10
00:00:23,607 --> 00:00:26,151
This is Anne Gonzalez,
assistant manager.
11
00:00:26,235 --> 00:00:29,571
Tough as nails.
She keeps everybody in line.
12
00:00:29,655 --> 00:00:32,574
I know you're selling vape pens
to little Mexican kids.
13
00:00:32,658 --> 00:00:34,243
And I want to go
into business with you.
14
00:00:34,326 --> 00:00:37,079
Remember when we first got
here, we had fun together.
15
00:00:37,162 --> 00:00:38,247
All we did was bang.
16
00:00:38,330 --> 00:00:39,414
We laughed too.
17
00:00:39,498 --> 00:00:41,416
Are you dumping me?
Fuck you!
18
00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:43,377
You're not dumping me.
I'm dumping you.
19
00:00:43,460 --> 00:00:44,753
What'd you decide to name him?
20
00:00:44,836 --> 00:00:46,421
[Lip] Freddie.
My professor's name.
21
00:00:46,505 --> 00:00:47,923
Hopefully Tami likes it.
22
00:00:48,006 --> 00:00:49,007
We didn't really have
a chance to discuss it.
23
00:00:49,091 --> 00:00:51,093
[man]
What about the returns?
24
00:00:51,176 --> 00:00:52,177
That's right.
25
00:00:52,261 --> 00:00:53,971
There must be
tons of stuff out there.
26
00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:55,931
Yeah, well, we're not giving it
away for free this time.
27
00:00:56,014 --> 00:00:56,974
- We're not?
- No.
28
00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:58,100
We're gonna
auction that off,
29
00:00:58,183 --> 00:00:59,810
make some money
off these ingrates.
30
00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:01,770
Do you know who banged a black
person in our family lineage?
31
00:01:01,853 --> 00:01:04,439
[Frank] Someone from your
mother's grandfather's
32
00:01:04,523 --> 00:01:05,691
side of the family
had a mistress.
33
00:01:05,774 --> 00:01:06,817
Lives down the street.
34
00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:08,902
Why didn't you tell me?
35
00:01:08,986 --> 00:01:10,487
[man]
Get away from the house, Frank!
36
00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:12,114
[shotgun cocks, fires]
37
00:01:12,197 --> 00:01:13,615
That's why, son.
38
00:01:13,699 --> 00:01:16,368
It pisses me off I got
an inheritance waiting for me,
39
00:01:16,451 --> 00:01:18,579
and Debbie's
holding it hostage.
40
00:01:18,662 --> 00:01:20,289
You let women run your life.
41
00:01:20,372 --> 00:01:21,957
[Debbie]
Mikey.
42
00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:24,876
So you're buying this shit
and returning it, aren't you?
43
00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:26,587
Get out of my she shed.
44
00:01:26,670 --> 00:01:28,755
You get these back when Frank
is head of the household.
45
00:01:28,839 --> 00:01:31,091
Make things right.
46
00:01:31,174 --> 00:01:33,510
What I do have
are ATM cards:
47
00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:34,845
One for the each of you.
48
00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:36,597
Frank, if you
want to take over
49
00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:38,348
as head of the household,
please do.
50
00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:39,725
It's a shit job.
51
00:01:47,232 --> 00:01:50,152
? rock music ?
52
00:01:50,235 --> 00:01:54,114
???
53
00:01:54,197 --> 00:01:57,326
? Think of allthe luck you got ?
54
00:01:57,409 --> 00:02:00,579
? Know thatit's not for naught ?
55
00:02:00,662 --> 00:02:03,623
? You were beamingonce before ?
56
00:02:03,707 --> 00:02:07,002
? But it's not like thatanymore ?
57
00:02:07,085 --> 00:02:11,465
? What is this downside ?
58
00:02:11,548 --> 00:02:13,842
? That you speak of? ?
59
00:02:13,925 --> 00:02:15,927
? What is this feeling ?
60
00:02:16,011 --> 00:02:20,557
? You're so sure of? ?
61
00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:26,355
???
62
00:02:28,273 --> 00:02:31,818
? Round upthe friends you got ?
63
00:02:31,902 --> 00:02:34,154
? Know thatthey're not for naught ?
64
00:02:34,237 --> 00:02:37,199
? You were willingonce before ?
65
00:02:37,282 --> 00:02:42,496
? But it's not like thatanymore ?
66
00:02:42,579 --> 00:02:44,915
? What is this downside ?
67
00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:49,294
? That you speak of? ?
68
00:02:49,378 --> 00:02:51,129
? What is this feeling ?
69
00:02:51,213 --> 00:02:55,133
? You're so sure of? ?
70
00:02:55,801 --> 00:02:57,969
Today's his coronation.
71
00:02:58,053 --> 00:03:00,389
You know what that is?
72
00:03:00,472 --> 00:03:03,934
The crowning of the king.
Me.
73
00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:06,436
We're drinking
all day in my honor.
74
00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:09,564
Here you go.
Just put it on my debit card.
75
00:03:09,648 --> 00:03:11,692
[Mikey]
Yeah.
76
00:03:11,775 --> 00:03:14,236
[machine buzzes]
77
00:03:14,319 --> 00:03:15,570
Declined.
78
00:03:15,654 --> 00:03:16,780
No, that's not possible.
79
00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:18,448
My daughter
just gave that to me.
80
00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:19,449
Try it again, please.
Please?
81
00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:23,161
[machine buzzes]
82
00:03:23,245 --> 00:03:24,413
What the fuck?
83
00:03:24,496 --> 00:03:25,038
[Frank]
Maybe there's something wrong
84
00:03:25,122 --> 00:03:26,998
with the magnetic strip.
85
00:03:27,082 --> 00:03:28,166
Can you enter it manually?
86
00:03:28,250 --> 00:03:28,667
[Mikey]
Yeah.
87
00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:31,962
[keypad beeping]
88
00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:33,505
[machine buzzes]
89
00:03:33,588 --> 00:03:34,297
- Can you lick it?
- Get up on the--
90
00:03:34,381 --> 00:03:35,966
put some
elbow grease into it.
91
00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:37,676
Do it real fast.
92
00:03:37,759 --> 00:03:39,136
There's a line.
You got cash?
93
00:03:41,263 --> 00:03:42,639
What the fuck?
94
00:03:42,722 --> 00:03:44,057
[whispers]
Debbie.
95
00:03:47,519 --> 00:03:48,603
[machine buzzes]
96
00:03:50,147 --> 00:03:51,773
Declined?
No, no, I just--
97
00:03:51,857 --> 00:03:52,816
I just activated that.
98
00:03:52,899 --> 00:03:53,692
Could you, uh...
Could you just run it again?
99
00:03:53,775 --> 00:03:57,654
Thanks.
100
00:03:57,737 --> 00:04:00,657
[machine buzzes]
101
00:04:00,740 --> 00:04:03,743
Uh, sorry then.
102
00:04:03,827 --> 00:04:05,662
Um, I'll, uh...
103
00:04:05,745 --> 00:04:06,455
I'll put these back.
104
00:04:11,543 --> 00:04:12,794
What the fuck, Debbie?
105
00:04:12,878 --> 00:04:15,464
[machine beeping]
106
00:04:15,547 --> 00:04:16,298
What the fuck, Debbie?
107
00:04:16,381 --> 00:04:20,886
? Talking withmy hips tonight ?
108
00:04:20,969 --> 00:04:22,471
? Gonna get down,little bang bang boogie ?
109
00:04:22,554 --> 00:04:24,139
[phone chimes]
110
00:04:24,222 --> 00:04:24,765
? Gonna cross all the lines ?
111
00:04:24,848 --> 00:04:25,724
[phone chimes]
112
00:04:25,807 --> 00:04:28,143
Miss Gallagher!
113
00:04:28,226 --> 00:04:29,936
Miss Gallagher,
just a second.
114
00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:31,021
You forgot this.
115
00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:33,023
Christine.
Thank you so much.
116
00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:34,816
You see,
this is why I shop here.
117
00:04:34,900 --> 00:04:35,567
The customer service.
118
00:04:35,650 --> 00:04:37,152
Come back soon,
Miss Gallagher!
119
00:04:37,235 --> 00:04:38,278
I sure will.
120
00:04:38,361 --> 00:04:39,488
[phone chimes]
121
00:04:39,571 --> 00:04:41,990
In thirty days or less.
122
00:04:43,158 --> 00:04:46,119
[Mickey cracking knuckles]
123
00:04:49,372 --> 00:04:50,332
Mickey.
124
00:04:50,415 --> 00:04:52,083
What?
125
00:04:52,167 --> 00:04:52,709
How many minutes
till lunch?
126
00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:55,003
Check the clock.
127
00:04:55,086 --> 00:04:56,588
I would,
but your big fat fuckin' head
128
00:04:56,671 --> 00:04:58,173
- is blocking my--
- So fuckin' move.
129
00:04:58,256 --> 00:04:59,591
I can't.
130
00:04:59,674 --> 00:05:00,842
I'm not allowed on your side
of the cell, remember?
131
00:05:00,926 --> 00:05:02,427
It is 10:56!
132
00:05:02,511 --> 00:05:03,804
Now, was that so fuckin' hard?
133
00:05:03,887 --> 00:05:04,346
[keys jingling]
134
00:05:04,429 --> 00:05:06,598
Heads up, Gallagher.
135
00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:10,602
Letter from Santa.
136
00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:18,074
137
00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:23,114
It's from the parole board.
138
00:05:27,410 --> 00:05:29,120
Oh, shit.
139
00:05:29,204 --> 00:05:30,747
I have a hearing
on the 10th.
140
00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:32,916
I thought I'd be here
at least a year, didn't you?
141
00:05:35,961 --> 00:05:38,004
Yo, you hear me?
142
00:05:38,088 --> 00:05:39,130
I have a hearing
on the 10th.
143
00:05:39,214 --> 00:05:41,091
I heard you.
144
00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:42,592
And?
145
00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:43,051
What?
You got a parole meeting, man.
146
00:05:43,134 --> 00:05:44,886
Good for you.
147
00:05:44,970 --> 00:05:46,179
[door buzzes]
148
00:05:48,598 --> 00:05:49,558
That's all you got to say?
149
00:05:54,271 --> 00:05:55,605
[Tommy]
Oh, shit.
150
00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:58,400
Forgot to set the DVR
to record the Sox/Cubs game.
151
00:05:58,483 --> 00:05:59,609
You gonna be playing it
in here?
152
00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:00,777
Yeah.
153
00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:01,444
But the game's in six hours,
Tommy.
154
00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:02,153
You got time to run home.
155
00:06:02,237 --> 00:06:03,905
Already got my beer, though,
156
00:06:03,989 --> 00:06:05,866
my stool.
157
00:06:05,949 --> 00:06:06,616
Sox/Cubs.
158
00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:08,827
That was
me and Fiona's jam.
159
00:06:08,910 --> 00:06:11,204
Put on short-shorts,
see how many free drinks
160
00:06:11,288 --> 00:06:13,748
we could score, how many fights
we could start...
161
00:06:13,832 --> 00:06:15,876
Damn, I miss my girl.
162
00:06:15,959 --> 00:06:17,085
You should go to the game, V.
163
00:06:17,168 --> 00:06:18,211
Take a friend.
164
00:06:18,295 --> 00:06:19,754
What friend?
165
00:06:19,838 --> 00:06:20,755
I don't know.
Any of 'em.
166
00:06:20,839 --> 00:06:21,756
You got tons of friends.
167
00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:22,924
[Veronica]
Name one.
168
00:06:23,008 --> 00:06:23,925
[Kermit]
I'll go.
169
00:06:24,009 --> 00:06:26,428
I'm your friend.
170
00:06:26,511 --> 00:06:29,556
I would legit not say hello to
you if I saw you in public.
171
00:06:29,639 --> 00:06:30,891
[Kevin]
What about Debbie?
172
00:06:30,974 --> 00:06:32,142
[Veronica]
She's still a teenager.
173
00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:33,852
Pervert.
174
00:06:33,935 --> 00:06:36,187
All right, how about Gina?
175
00:06:36,271 --> 00:06:37,355
Gina has four kids.
176
00:06:37,439 --> 00:06:38,773
She's home clipping coupons,
177
00:06:38,857 --> 00:06:40,692
trying not to drink till noon.
178
00:06:40,775 --> 00:06:45,071
It's no big thing,
not having close girlfriends.
179
00:06:45,155 --> 00:06:47,657
Grown-ass women are
busy with marriages, kids,
180
00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:48,909
jobs, lives--
181
00:06:48,992 --> 00:06:50,493
Okay, I got one.
What about that girl
182
00:06:50,577 --> 00:06:51,369
that you used to party with
all the time,
183
00:06:51,453 --> 00:06:53,663
then you wore
the same size shoes!
184
00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:54,706
Fiona.
185
00:06:56,291 --> 00:06:58,460
Hey, man,
what are you drinking?
186
00:06:58,543 --> 00:07:00,837
Got some TVs fell
off the back of a truck.
187
00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:02,130
This where
you can sell stuff?
188
00:07:02,213 --> 00:07:03,381
No, this is not the place that
189
00:07:03,465 --> 00:07:07,636
sells stolen goods
as a side hustle.
190
00:07:07,719 --> 00:07:08,928
Unless you got
a secret password?
191
00:07:09,012 --> 00:07:10,764
Alibi side hustle.
192
00:07:10,847 --> 00:07:11,431
I'll meet you
in the alley out back.
193
00:07:11,514 --> 00:07:14,976
? upbeat rock music ?
194
00:07:15,060 --> 00:07:20,023
???
195
00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:54,307
[Sue]
Come in!
196
00:07:57,352 --> 00:07:59,521
Get that Cuban
outta my house!
197
00:07:59,604 --> 00:08:00,855
Addie!
Don't be rude.
198
00:08:00,939 --> 00:08:01,356
You have a guest.
199
00:08:01,439 --> 00:08:02,524
She's harmless.
200
00:08:02,607 --> 00:08:05,777
Just Alzheimer's
mixed with full-blown racism.
201
00:08:05,860 --> 00:08:08,363
Hi, I'm Liam.
I come in peace, ma'am.
202
00:08:08,446 --> 00:08:12,200
Liam?
What kind of name is that?
203
00:08:12,283 --> 00:08:13,910
Guatemalan?
204
00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:16,079
Get his Guat ass
outta here!
205
00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:17,956
Sorry, maybe this
isn't a good time for her.
206
00:08:18,039 --> 00:08:19,290
- [MaVar] Hello?
- Who's that?
207
00:08:19,374 --> 00:08:20,250
It's me!
MaVar!
208
00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:22,460
Your favorite great-nephew!
209
00:08:22,544 --> 00:08:23,545
[laughs]
210
00:08:23,628 --> 00:08:24,921
What's up, little lady?
211
00:08:25,004 --> 00:08:27,090
Yeah!
212
00:08:27,173 --> 00:08:27,924
Hey, got you some doughnu--
213
00:08:28,007 --> 00:08:29,884
Ah.
214
00:08:29,968 --> 00:08:31,261
There you go.
215
00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:33,471
Who's this little tyke?
216
00:08:33,555 --> 00:08:36,224
I'm Liam.
Monica's son.
217
00:08:36,307 --> 00:08:36,933
Who's Monica?
218
00:08:37,016 --> 00:08:39,185
Whore.
219
00:08:39,269 --> 00:08:41,062
She was the half-sister
to Omar's cousin.
220
00:08:41,146 --> 00:08:44,065
[chuckles]
221
00:08:44,149 --> 00:08:46,484
You're Frank Gallagher's boy.
222
00:08:46,568 --> 00:08:48,236
Yeah, uh, listen.
223
00:08:48,319 --> 00:08:49,821
You're not welcome here,
Liam.
224
00:08:49,904 --> 00:08:51,322
You gotta understand
that Frank and Monica
225
00:08:51,406 --> 00:08:52,282
wronged this family
226
00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:54,075
20 ways since Tuesday.
227
00:08:54,159 --> 00:08:54,909
I mean, sued Addie
228
00:08:54,993 --> 00:08:56,661
for a loose handrail
on the porch;
229
00:08:56,745 --> 00:08:58,747
opened credit cards
in all our names;
230
00:08:58,830 --> 00:08:59,581
stole our Chevy Malibu;
231
00:08:59,664 --> 00:09:01,916
made meth
in the bathroom upstairs.
232
00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,626
[Liam]
No, I get it.
233
00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:05,253
But I'm just
the only black person
234
00:09:05,336 --> 00:09:06,713
in a house
full of crackers.
235
00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:08,298
But that's not on you.
236
00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:10,091
Thank you for your time.
237
00:09:10,175 --> 00:09:11,885
[laughing]
238
00:09:11,968 --> 00:09:12,427
Whore.
239
00:09:12,510 --> 00:09:14,554
[MaVar]
Hold up.
240
00:09:14,637 --> 00:09:17,265
A black man in need
is a black man in need.
241
00:09:17,348 --> 00:09:17,807
[sighs]
242
00:09:23,188 --> 00:09:24,773
I see you.
243
00:09:24,856 --> 00:09:26,024
And you need guidance.
244
00:09:26,107 --> 00:09:27,442
A Sherpa...
Someone like me.
245
00:09:27,525 --> 00:09:28,193
Holla that.
246
00:09:28,276 --> 00:09:30,320
Nope.
That's--
247
00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:31,571
no holla.
248
00:09:31,654 --> 00:09:32,614
Never holla.
249
00:09:32,697 --> 00:09:33,198
Now, just sit your ass down.
250
00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:35,075
[Liam]
Yes, sir.
251
00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:40,622
[Anne]
I mean, take your time.
252
00:09:40,705 --> 00:09:41,581
Business meetings
can start late.
253
00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:42,582
That's professional.
254
00:09:42,665 --> 00:09:43,625
I'm sorry.
I got held up at the ATM.
255
00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:46,294
You know, I couldn't get
my breakfast sandwich.
256
00:09:46,377 --> 00:09:47,796
My morning's all fucked,
and I'm hangry--
257
00:09:47,879 --> 00:09:49,506
Shut up
and check out that line, son.
258
00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:51,591
All asking for tartar sauce.
259
00:09:51,674 --> 00:09:52,759
Drove up new business.
260
00:09:52,842 --> 00:09:53,760
I underestimated you.
261
00:09:53,843 --> 00:09:55,637
- You have game.
- It was easy.
262
00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:57,055
Middle school was
having a field day.
263
00:09:57,138 --> 00:09:59,891
You know, three-legged-races,
egg toss shit.
264
00:09:59,974 --> 00:10:01,518
You know, it was like
taking candy from a baby.
265
00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:04,604
Well, here's your cut, partner.
266
00:10:04,687 --> 00:10:05,855
Thank you, partner.
267
00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:07,649
[Lori] Yo!
I got a line forming in here
268
00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:09,651
that's longer
than my grandma's tits!
269
00:10:09,734 --> 00:10:10,068
Clock in, pirates!
270
00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:10,985
Sorry, Lori.
271
00:10:11,069 --> 00:10:13,238
Yes, master.
272
00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:17,158
Have fun deep-frying shit
in trans fats.
273
00:10:17,242 --> 00:10:18,451
Oh, I will.
Jealous?
274
00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:25,166
[Lip]
Hey.
275
00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:27,210
Hey, little man!
276
00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:30,130
How's my favorite nephew?
277
00:10:30,213 --> 00:10:31,631
[Lip]
Let me take an uninterrupted
278
00:10:31,714 --> 00:10:33,550
nine-minute nap last night.
279
00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,093
You eager to get back to work?
280
00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:36,136
Already?
281
00:10:36,219 --> 00:10:38,012
Oh, no, no.
282
00:10:38,096 --> 00:10:39,180
Listen, I was wondering
if I could
283
00:10:39,264 --> 00:10:41,182
get an advance
on my paycheck.
284
00:10:41,266 --> 00:10:43,059
No problem.
Cami'll cut ya a check.
285
00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:44,894
Hey, Cami!
286
00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:46,187
Ca--
287
00:10:46,271 --> 00:10:47,647
Lip needs an advance!
288
00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:48,648
Thank you.
289
00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:48,815
Thanks.
290
00:10:50,859 --> 00:10:53,194
- [Cami] Hey.
- [Lip] Hey.
291
00:10:53,278 --> 00:10:53,820
- [Lip] You want to see him?
- Yeah.
292
00:10:59,534 --> 00:11:00,118
[Cami] Any news on when
Tami's getting out?
293
00:11:00,201 --> 00:11:01,744
Not yet.
294
00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:04,372
They said they were moving her
into a regular room today.
295
00:11:04,455 --> 00:11:05,957
So--and they said
that Freddie
296
00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:07,458
can come see her,
which is--is good.
297
00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:09,544
Thank God.
298
00:11:09,627 --> 00:11:10,920
Killing her not
being able to hold him.
299
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:13,756
It's killing her not to be
able to wash her hair, too.
300
00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:15,466
You know, I got
an itemized list
301
00:11:15,550 --> 00:11:18,219
of hair products
to go buy after this.
302
00:11:18,303 --> 00:11:20,263
Um, look, Lip.
303
00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:21,306
Yeah.
304
00:11:21,389 --> 00:11:22,473
About the advance.
305
00:11:22,557 --> 00:11:25,393
The IRS called yesterday.
306
00:11:25,476 --> 00:11:27,896
I'm supposed to garnish
your paycheck this week
307
00:11:27,979 --> 00:11:28,313
by half.
308
00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:29,147
Wait, what?
309
00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:30,565
I don't know.
310
00:11:30,648 --> 00:11:31,441
Something about
student loans?
311
00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:34,235
Or your Social Security?
312
00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:35,737
Right.
No, sorry.
313
00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:37,947
I, um...
I--I can take care of that.
314
00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:38,823
I'll take care of that.
315
00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:42,994
Debbie used
my real Social Security
316
00:11:43,077 --> 00:11:43,620
on a bank account?
317
00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:46,039
Have I taught her nothing?
318
00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:47,749
Don't be so hard
on yourself, Frank.
319
00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:50,543
Look, we've all had accounts
frozen by the IRS.
320
00:11:50,627 --> 00:11:52,086
What was she thinking?
321
00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:57,008
I haven't used my real Social
since draft-dodging in '69.
322
00:11:57,091 --> 00:11:59,093
Well, you can
lead a horse to water,
323
00:11:59,177 --> 00:11:59,761
but if the camel's
an idiot...
324
00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:00,720
What are you doing?
325
00:12:00,803 --> 00:12:01,763
No,
don't--don't--don't--
326
00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:03,514
don't--do--
[groans]
327
00:12:03,598 --> 00:12:05,183
I figured
I'd give it a shot.
328
00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:06,434
It ate the card.
329
00:12:06,517 --> 00:12:07,435
[Frank]
God dammit!
330
00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:08,978
You think this is funny,
331
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:12,190
don't you,
you little robot nerd in there!
332
00:12:12,273 --> 00:12:15,068
You and your big bank
Big Brother
333
00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:16,277
and paving the way
for automation!
334
00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:19,155
This is horse shit!
335
00:12:20,114 --> 00:12:22,033
Hey, we're gonna call
your Aunt Debbie, huh?
336
00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:23,952
Yes, we are.
Yes, we are.
337
00:12:24,035 --> 00:12:25,495
It'll just take a sec.
338
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:26,996
Boop, boop, boop, hoo.
339
00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:32,752
Hi, Aunt Debbie.
340
00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:35,296
It's Lip and Fred calling.
341
00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:37,298
And we were just wondering
if you happened
342
00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:38,841
to use my real fucking
Social Security
343
00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:41,261
and place of employment
when you put me
344
00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:42,595
on the bank account
for my debit card?
345
00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:45,306
'Cause I've got Sallie Mae
calling
346
00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:47,308
and my paycheck got garnished,
347
00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:49,018
and this is exactly what I want
to be dealing with
348
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,603
with Tami in the hospital.
349
00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:51,938
So I'm feeling a little bit
350
00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:53,231
like I might stab you
in the fuckin' eye.
351
00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:54,816
Call me back.
352
00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:56,651
You ready, Freddie?
353
00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:58,152
Let's go.
Pa, pa, pa.
354
00:12:58,236 --> 00:12:58,820
[man] If somebody comes
to the workplace
355
00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:01,030
talking about unionization,
356
00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,615
you probably have somebody,
357
00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:05,493
likely from management,
come down here
358
00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:07,996
and tell you that
unions are bad, right?
359
00:13:08,079 --> 00:13:10,290
Hey,
who is this guy?
360
00:13:10,373 --> 00:13:11,207
Union rep.
361
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,167
He stopped us on
the way in to tell us
362
00:13:13,251 --> 00:13:14,919
about the advantages
of organizing.
363
00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:16,629
I'm gonna give him
one more minute
364
00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:18,881
just to get that free T-shirt,
and then I'm gonna clock in.
365
00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:21,009
What the hell
is on your wrist?
366
00:13:21,092 --> 00:13:21,301
A tennis bracelet.
367
00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:23,011
Why?
368
00:13:23,094 --> 00:13:24,220
Because I'm worth it.
369
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:25,722
But why would we unionize?
370
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,432
Isn't our thing
that we're not union?
371
00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:29,851
Like, in a good way?
372
00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:30,727
Yeah, but apparently
we can get overtime
373
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:33,354
and dental if we
listen to this guy.
374
00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:35,356
[man]
Actually, what I said was
375
00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:38,359
we have to fight for
paid overtime and dental.
376
00:13:38,443 --> 00:13:40,653
2019 is a big negotiations
year for us,
377
00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:42,864
and we're gonna fight like hell
378
00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:44,615
for all of our members.
379
00:13:44,699 --> 00:13:46,826
Let me ask you something...
380
00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:48,369
Debbie.
381
00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:50,079
Debbie.
All right.
382
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:51,956
Did you know
383
00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,541
that this is what
the ironworker's union gets
384
00:13:53,624 --> 00:13:57,045
as an annual
childcare credit?
385
00:13:57,128 --> 00:13:58,421
I want a childcare credit.
386
00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:00,381
Yeah, I know you do.
387
00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:02,258
Plus paid holidays,
paid overtime,
388
00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:05,261
pension and benefits,
job security.
389
00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:06,721
Right?
You need it,
390
00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:09,599
and the only way to get it
is with the union.
391
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:12,351
Now, do you have a voice,
Debbie?
392
00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:14,270
Yes.
393
00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:16,230
"Yes" or "yeah"?
394
00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:18,232
Yes, bitch!
395
00:14:18,316 --> 00:14:20,318
Damn.
396
00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:21,611
- I know.
- That's crazy soon.
397
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,196
Yo, you know the rumor is,
398
00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:25,698
they're trying to kick out
the nonviolent offenders.
399
00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:27,617
Making room
for the violent offenders,
400
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:28,701
murderers and armed robbers
401
00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:31,287
and the true derelicts
like us.
402
00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:32,622
That's right.
[laughs]
403
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:34,207
I mean,
I blew up a van.
404
00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:37,668
Look, I shot a man
in the face seven times.
405
00:14:37,752 --> 00:14:39,504
I tortured a rival gang leader
406
00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:42,090
for two weeks,
fed his body to my pit bulls.
407
00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:43,341
[Dallas]
Look, man, you know to watch
408
00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:44,884
your back right now though,
right?
409
00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:46,135
When a brother gets his date,
410
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,179
people start coming at him
all jealous,
411
00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:50,056
trying to sabotage his parole.
412
00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:51,265
[Cobb]
How'd your boy take it?
413
00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:53,351
Mickey?
Uh...
414
00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:54,894
He didn't really say much,
you know?
415
00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:56,312
What's his position?
416
00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:57,939
His position?
417
00:14:58,022 --> 00:14:59,273
[Dallas]
His position, man.
418
00:14:59,357 --> 00:15:01,692
Like, what's your deal
on the outside,
419
00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:03,194
you know,
when one of you is out
420
00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:04,904
and the other one is
still in here?
421
00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:06,405
Like me and Consuelo.
422
00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:08,157
He's out; I'm in.
423
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:10,368
We're doing long-distance
the first two years
424
00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:11,744
with an option
to renew,
425
00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:12,745
and we granted
mutual permission to engage
426
00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:15,414
in sexual activity
with other people
427
00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:17,250
so long as there's no
kissing on the mouth.
428
00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:22,588
Yo, tell me that you and Mickey
have had the talk, right?
429
00:15:24,215 --> 00:15:25,091
I mean...
[laughter]
430
00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:26,467
Oh, shit!
431
00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:28,427
Oh, this brother is fucked!
432
00:15:28,511 --> 00:15:29,971
I mean, why
would we talk about
433
00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:32,265
something completely
hypothetical?
434
00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:33,683
My sentence was supposed
to be three to five years.
435
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,101
They didn't have the talk.
436
00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:38,688
Look, man, that is
prison-gay 101, Gallagher.
437
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:40,189
You gotta have the talk.
438
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:42,233
Man, you gotta know
what the deal is.
439
00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:44,152
You gotta know
where you stand.
440
00:15:44,235 --> 00:15:45,653
Otherwise people get hurt.
441
00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:03,462
Psst!
442
00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:05,298
Carl!
443
00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:06,966
You want
a hot fish filet?
444
00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:07,925
[laughter]
445
00:16:08,009 --> 00:16:09,177
[Carl]
Nice.
446
00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:10,178
Very mature.
447
00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:11,345
[KJ]
Jesus, Stump.
448
00:16:11,429 --> 00:16:12,430
Grow up.
449
00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:17,143
[laughter]
450
00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:18,936
[scoffs]
451
00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:20,438
[scoffs]
452
00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:22,023
Okay, Carl, come with me.
453
00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:26,152
The fish dicks can
handle things, can't they?
454
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:28,196
- Yes, Lori.
- Sorry, Lori.
455
00:16:28,279 --> 00:16:29,697
I got a special
cleaning assignment for you,
456
00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:31,199
my little pirate.
457
00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:32,116
Come with me.
458
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:34,744
Oh, spoiler alert:
It's already clean.
459
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:37,038
So then what am I cleaning?
460
00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:37,872
Hey, use a safe-word!
461
00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:40,082
"Harder" is not
a good safe word.
462
00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:44,587
See, that's the thing, Liam.
463
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:47,548
Pride equals job
equals self-esteem
464
00:16:47,632 --> 00:16:49,383
equals more pride.
465
00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:51,260
Repeat that back to me.
466
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:52,428
[Liam] Pride equals self-esteem
equals pride.
467
00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:54,513
Right.
468
00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:55,806
See, that's why I do what I do.
469
00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:57,099
That's why I sell used cars.
470
00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:58,351
Because I believe in value.
471
00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:01,729
It's rewarding to put
a beautiful,
472
00:17:01,812 --> 00:17:04,649
proud black man
in a good, reliable car.
473
00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:05,942
Let him hold his head sky high.
474
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,236
[Liam] I just wish there
was a list of rules.
475
00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:10,738
How to be a black man
in America.
476
00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:14,200
Which America?
477
00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:15,493
This one?
478
00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:16,827
[MaVar]
No, no, no, see:
479
00:17:16,911 --> 00:17:18,246
There's black America,
480
00:17:18,329 --> 00:17:20,081
like here in South Side.
481
00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:21,707
And we're black,
and there's a set of rules
482
00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:22,583
for how to be black here,
right?
483
00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:25,086
Gotta be strong
but never the aggressor.
484
00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:28,256
Can't let anyone punk you.
No open toe shoes, etcetera.
485
00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:30,675
But then there's being black
in white America.
486
00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:32,260
Now, which America
we talking about?
487
00:17:32,343 --> 00:17:33,302
I'm not sure.
488
00:17:33,678 --> 00:17:36,305
All right.
489
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:37,515
Which elementary school
did you go to?
490
00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:40,101
Hopkins Academy.
491
00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:42,270
Okay, we going
straight white America.
492
00:17:42,353 --> 00:17:43,771
Rules for a black man
are simple:
493
00:17:43,854 --> 00:17:45,606
Never go out after 6:00 p. m.
494
00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:47,942
Never wear a hoodie
darker than sky blue.
495
00:17:48,025 --> 00:17:48,693
And never acknowledge
sexual desires
496
00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:51,279
around white women.
497
00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:52,780
Gotta eat sushi now.
498
00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:55,366
Yes to yoga.
Yes to farm-to-table.
499
00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:57,076
Yes to TED Talks.
Yes to Banksy.
500
00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:58,703
No to all other street art.
501
00:17:58,786 --> 00:17:59,620
You getting all this?
502
00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:01,247
Okay, wow.
503
00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:02,582
Now, if a cop stops you,
504
00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:04,792
that's its own list:
505
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:06,085
Never run.
506
00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:08,504
No reaching.
No sudden movements.
507
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:09,630
Little smile can't hurt.
508
00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:11,799
Compliment the cop.
509
00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:13,009
I like your tie, sir.
510
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,344
What lovely eyes
you have.
511
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:18,306
? rock music ?
512
00:18:18,389 --> 00:18:22,393
???
513
00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:47,543
This is all Debbie's?
514
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:48,628
Debbie Gallagher's?
515
00:18:48,711 --> 00:18:50,296
[Mikey]
Yeah.
516
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:54,342
Someone has a secret she-shed
down by the seashore.
517
00:18:54,425 --> 00:18:56,093
I...
518
00:18:56,177 --> 00:18:58,429
It's like the moment
a-a master forger
519
00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:00,431
sees his student's work
for the first time
520
00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:02,141
and recognizes her brilliance.
521
00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:04,060
What does she do,
re-sell all this?
522
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,020
She wears it
and returns it within
523
00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:10,358
30 days to get
a full cash refund.
524
00:19:10,441 --> 00:19:15,237
What a conniving,
nasty, little genius!
525
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,865
And here I thought
she was a straight shooter.
526
00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:21,452
This requires real craft.
527
00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:23,913
I feel deep love for her.
528
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:26,582
Grab the totes and clutches.
I'll grab the pumps.
529
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:27,625
Let's bleed her dry.
530
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:30,378
No, no, wait--
well, hold on a second, Mikey.
531
00:19:30,461 --> 00:19:33,673
She earned all this
stolen shit fair and square.
532
00:19:33,756 --> 00:19:36,050
And I'm not a tyrant king,
am I?
533
00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:40,638
I want to be benevolent
and fair with my subjects.
534
00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:42,431
We'll only take the Gucci.
535
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:46,977
Just enough to cover the ATM
mishap, plus interest.
536
00:19:47,061 --> 00:19:48,396
Your grace is a thing
of beauty, your grace.
537
00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:53,275
[Lori]
You missed a spot.
538
00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:53,401
Over there.
539
00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,615
[sighs]
Oh, yeah.
540
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:02,201
That's the stuff.
541
00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:03,661
So, Carl.
542
00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:06,414
You've had some time
to unpack and settle in.
543
00:20:06,497 --> 00:20:07,331
I wanted to give you that.
544
00:20:07,415 --> 00:20:10,292
But I think it's time
we have a chat
545
00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:11,252
about our relationship now.
546
00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:13,754
You mean like
a performance review?
547
00:20:13,838 --> 00:20:14,797
'Cause I'm your employee?
548
00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:17,967
Carl.
549
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:20,428
Carl, Carl, Carl.
550
00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:21,429
Lori, we can't.
551
00:20:21,512 --> 00:20:23,389
- The employee manual says--
- [Lori] I--
552
00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:25,808
I wrote the employee manual,
Carl.
553
00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:26,976
Oh, okay.
554
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:28,769
Well, there's someone else.
555
00:20:28,853 --> 00:20:30,521
Who, Anne?
556
00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:33,065
I saw you checking out
that little gordita today.
557
00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:33,941
The new girl?
I wasn't checking her out.
558
00:20:34,024 --> 00:20:35,151
I have a girlfriend.
559
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,903
The Navy girl
with the dumb truck?
560
00:20:37,987 --> 00:20:39,488
Yeah, and she's at
plebe summer.
561
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:40,197
We're more serious than ever.
562
00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:42,783
Plus you're my boss.
And old.
563
00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:45,494
No more talking, Carl.
564
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,788
Lori, please.
I love my girlfriend Kelly!
565
00:20:47,872 --> 00:20:49,582
[stammers]
566
00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:51,333
You know how to knock,
Gonzalez?
567
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:53,502
Sorry.
We ran out of napkins.
568
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:54,879
Didn't mean to interrupt.
569
00:20:57,631 --> 00:20:58,424
[Carl]
Jesus.
570
00:21:02,553 --> 00:21:04,847
Hey.
571
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:06,807
All Gucci or Prada.
572
00:21:06,891 --> 00:21:08,476
All NWT.
573
00:21:08,559 --> 00:21:10,603
"New with tags."
574
00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:12,521
You like that term?
I just learned that.
575
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:13,981
Where'd you get
all this shit from, Frank?
576
00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:16,358
Ask me no questions,
and I will tell you no lies.
577
00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:19,570
Can I get a Jamie neat double
with a Jamie back?
578
00:21:19,653 --> 00:21:21,781
Me too.
I gotta piss.
579
00:21:22,865 --> 00:21:24,658
I'll give you 50 bucks
for the bag, Frank.
580
00:21:24,742 --> 00:21:26,160
Oh, grow up, Kevin.
581
00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:28,871
There's $2,500 worth of goods
there.
582
00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:31,832
The Blue book's
over a grand.
583
00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:32,917
Make it a hundy?
584
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,585
Done.
585
00:21:38,047 --> 00:21:39,507
[Tommy] That wasn't
a very good negosh, Kev.
586
00:21:39,590 --> 00:21:42,968
Watch and learn.
587
00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:44,929
All right, Frank.
588
00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:49,683
20, 40, 60, 80, 100.
589
00:21:49,767 --> 00:21:51,477
- I thank you.
- [Kevin] Except...
590
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,437
you gotta pay your
outstanding Alibi tab.
591
00:21:53,521 --> 00:21:54,563
How much was that again, V?
592
00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:55,439
Infinity dollars.
593
00:21:55,523 --> 00:21:57,858
So this just goes
back to the house.
594
00:21:57,942 --> 00:21:59,652
Well, this is some tomfuckery!
595
00:21:59,735 --> 00:22:03,030
You're gonna take my goods
and leave me with zero?
596
00:22:03,113 --> 00:22:04,406
Correct.
597
00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:06,367
Kermit!
Tommy!
598
00:22:06,450 --> 00:22:08,202
You just gonna sit there
and let this happen?
599
00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:10,538
- We hate you, Frank.
- Yeah.
600
00:22:10,621 --> 00:22:12,289
[Mikey screams]
601
00:22:12,373 --> 00:22:13,332
Jeez.
602
00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:14,792
Sounds like he's in labor.
603
00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:16,126
Nah, he probably just
really needed to pee.
604
00:22:16,210 --> 00:22:19,880
[Mikey] Ow, fuck!
The burn!
605
00:22:19,964 --> 00:22:21,340
All right.
I'll go check on him.
606
00:22:25,219 --> 00:22:26,762
You doing okay in here, Mikey?
607
00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:27,888
- Yeah, yeah.
- Jeez.
608
00:22:27,972 --> 00:22:28,889
I'm okay.
609
00:22:28,973 --> 00:22:29,849
Here, give me your hand.
610
00:22:29,932 --> 00:22:33,060
[both grunt]
611
00:22:33,143 --> 00:22:34,562
You look a little moist there,
my friend.
612
00:22:34,645 --> 00:22:35,563
What's wrong?
613
00:22:35,646 --> 00:22:36,564
What's the date?
614
00:22:36,647 --> 00:22:36,939
I don't know.
615
00:22:37,022 --> 00:22:40,234
June? Ish?
616
00:22:40,317 --> 00:22:41,193
Do I look a little yellow
to you, Frank?
617
00:22:41,277 --> 00:22:44,113
Mustard-y,
now that you mention it.
618
00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:45,865
I got to get to the vet.
619
00:22:45,948 --> 00:22:48,075
To the vet?
620
00:22:48,158 --> 00:22:49,994
Beaks, Whiskers & Snouts
Animal Hospital
621
00:22:50,077 --> 00:22:52,454
on West Ellis.
622
00:22:52,538 --> 00:22:53,622
Ask for Dr. Drew.
623
00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:54,832
Tell him you got a husky.
624
00:22:54,915 --> 00:22:57,877
Did you take something you
should've been sharing with me?
625
00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:00,671
Quickly, Francine.
626
00:23:00,754 --> 00:23:01,755
Before I get wacky!
627
00:23:01,839 --> 00:23:03,090
Okay.
Okay, okay.
628
00:23:03,173 --> 00:23:04,091
You're a husky.
629
00:23:04,174 --> 00:23:05,134
Dr. Drew.
630
00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:06,093
Yeah.
631
00:23:06,176 --> 00:23:08,053
You stay with me, Mikey.
632
00:23:08,137 --> 00:23:10,890
Hey, you free at the moment?
633
00:23:10,973 --> 00:23:13,475
What kinda dumb
fucking question is that?
634
00:23:15,519 --> 00:23:16,812
I think we need to have a talk.
635
00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:19,315
About?
636
00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:20,774
About what we're gonna do.
637
00:23:20,858 --> 00:23:21,859
About?
638
00:23:21,942 --> 00:23:24,445
Parole, Mickey.
639
00:23:24,528 --> 00:23:27,531
About me getting out
and you, well, not.
640
00:23:29,033 --> 00:23:31,952
Do we do long distance
or no distance,
641
00:23:32,036 --> 00:23:34,622
marriage, kids,
642
00:23:34,705 --> 00:23:36,707
or--or, uh, retirement?
643
00:23:36,790 --> 00:23:38,500
- What are you talking about?
- I don't fucking know!
644
00:23:38,584 --> 00:23:40,127
Apparently we were
supposed to have a talk
645
00:23:40,210 --> 00:23:42,713
a while ago
but just never got the memo.
646
00:23:42,796 --> 00:23:44,632
What memo?
647
00:23:44,715 --> 00:23:47,968
Well, do you or do you not
648
00:23:48,052 --> 00:23:49,970
want to be in a long-distance
relationship when I'm out?
649
00:23:50,054 --> 00:23:51,388
No.
650
00:23:51,472 --> 00:23:53,766
What is this,
a fucking rom-com movie?
651
00:23:53,849 --> 00:23:55,267
If you're out there, you're
gonna be fucking other people;
652
00:23:55,351 --> 00:23:56,226
so will I.
653
00:23:56,310 --> 00:23:57,811
No long-distance.
654
00:23:57,895 --> 00:24:00,314
Can't we just, like,
wait for each other?
655
00:24:00,397 --> 00:24:02,483
So, great, now we're in
a fuckin' horror movie?
656
00:24:02,566 --> 00:24:04,985
Look, it would be
one thing if
657
00:24:05,069 --> 00:24:07,154
you felt differently
about leaving,
658
00:24:07,237 --> 00:24:07,988
but you don't.
659
00:24:08,072 --> 00:24:09,698
What does that mean?
660
00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:13,869
It means if there was a part
of you that felt maybe
661
00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:15,704
you owed it to me
to throw your--
662
00:24:15,788 --> 00:24:18,499
to throw your parole hearing
so that you could stay in here
663
00:24:18,582 --> 00:24:20,960
because I threw my whole
fuckin' life away
664
00:24:21,043 --> 00:24:22,169
getting tossed in here
to be with you,
665
00:24:22,252 --> 00:24:23,671
then we'd at least be having
a different conversation--
666
00:24:23,754 --> 00:24:25,130
I didn't ask you
to do that for me.
667
00:24:25,214 --> 00:24:26,966
No, I just did it 'cause
it was the right thing.
668
00:24:27,049 --> 00:24:28,550
You want me to tank
my parole hearing on purpose
669
00:24:28,634 --> 00:24:29,969
so I'm stuck in prison
with you?
670
00:24:30,052 --> 00:24:31,512
I'm not asking you for shit,
Gallagher.
671
00:24:31,595 --> 00:24:33,347
You want me to choose to do it
without you asking.
672
00:24:33,430 --> 00:24:35,975
I want you to want to do
what you want.
673
00:24:36,058 --> 00:24:39,478
But if I choose it,
you would be happy.
674
00:24:39,561 --> 00:24:40,437
I just want to know, yes or no.
Would you be fucking happy?
675
00:24:40,521 --> 00:24:42,690
- Yes, fuck, yes.
- Then I'll do it.
676
00:24:42,773 --> 00:24:45,192
I'll fuck up my hearing
so that I can stay with you.
677
00:24:45,275 --> 00:24:47,987
If that's what you want, fine.
678
00:24:49,363 --> 00:24:50,948
- Yeah, fine.
- Good.
679
00:24:51,031 --> 00:24:52,908
Good.
680
00:24:55,911 --> 00:24:57,079
[Liam]
Hey, V, guess what.
681
00:24:57,162 --> 00:24:58,789
I have a new black uncle.
682
00:24:58,872 --> 00:25:01,500
- You do?
- His name's MaVar.
683
00:25:01,583 --> 00:25:02,626
He's great.
684
00:25:02,710 --> 00:25:03,377
He's taking me
to the Sox/Cubs game.
685
00:25:03,460 --> 00:25:05,879
Wait a second.
Who is this guy?
686
00:25:05,963 --> 00:25:06,422
Used car salesman.
687
00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:08,382
Lives down the street.
688
00:25:08,465 --> 00:25:10,718
Used car salesman?
That's code for shady.
689
00:25:10,801 --> 00:25:11,885
He married?
690
00:25:11,969 --> 00:25:12,386
Got kids of his own?
691
00:25:12,469 --> 00:25:13,303
I think he's gay.
692
00:25:13,387 --> 00:25:15,723
And he dresses real slick.
693
00:25:15,806 --> 00:25:17,266
[phone chimes]
694
00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:19,685
He says I can bring a friend.
695
00:25:19,768 --> 00:25:20,728
Wanna come?
696
00:25:20,811 --> 00:25:21,979
No.
And neither should you.
697
00:25:22,062 --> 00:25:23,022
Stranger danger.
698
00:25:23,105 --> 00:25:23,731
V, you should go.
699
00:25:23,814 --> 00:25:24,523
You were just talking about
700
00:25:24,606 --> 00:25:26,483
how you need to
make new friends.
701
00:25:26,567 --> 00:25:27,276
And I think
a little gayboy car salesman
702
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:29,278
sounds perfect for you.
703
00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:30,904
[Kermit]
My mom loves hers.
704
00:25:30,988 --> 00:25:31,989
Found him at Toyota.
705
00:25:32,072 --> 00:25:32,614
And it's the Cubs/Sox game.
706
00:25:32,698 --> 00:25:34,199
What do you have to lose?
707
00:25:38,412 --> 00:25:40,080
Fellow welders.
708
00:25:40,164 --> 00:25:43,333
Thank you all for joining me
and union Jerry here
709
00:25:43,417 --> 00:25:45,753
in this neutral,
non-work-related location.
710
00:25:45,836 --> 00:25:46,920
Have you all got fries?
711
00:25:47,004 --> 00:25:49,131
Perfect.
712
00:25:49,214 --> 00:25:50,132
I've done some Googling,
713
00:25:50,215 --> 00:25:52,092
and I've gotta warn you:
714
00:25:52,176 --> 00:25:54,970
what I'm about to say
is triggering.
715
00:25:55,054 --> 00:25:57,556
The plumbers get Easter off.
716
00:25:57,639 --> 00:25:58,599
They get Veterans Day off,
717
00:25:58,682 --> 00:26:00,392
Memorial Day, Labor Day,
718
00:26:00,476 --> 00:26:02,644
Fourth of July,
their birthdays,
719
00:26:02,728 --> 00:26:05,064
and get this:
Columbus Day,
720
00:26:05,147 --> 00:26:06,815
Farhad, take a wild guess.
721
00:26:06,899 --> 00:26:10,527
How many paid weeks off do you
think they get at Christmas?
722
00:26:10,611 --> 00:26:11,528
One?
723
00:26:11,612 --> 00:26:13,030
Three.
724
00:26:13,113 --> 00:26:15,699
Two for Christmas,
one for Hanukkah/Kwanzaa.
725
00:26:15,783 --> 00:26:17,409
They get sick days.
726
00:26:17,493 --> 00:26:21,080
They get dental,
including orthodontia.
727
00:26:21,163 --> 00:26:23,082
Look at this bitch.
728
00:26:23,165 --> 00:26:24,374
She has Invisalign.
729
00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:28,295
Now, do we believe in change?
730
00:26:28,378 --> 00:26:31,465
The rights of workers matter.
731
00:26:31,548 --> 00:26:34,593
Union Jerry, I would like
to commence a vote.
732
00:26:34,676 --> 00:26:35,969
To join the union!
733
00:26:36,053 --> 00:26:37,596
Who's with me?
734
00:26:37,679 --> 00:26:40,474
[workers murmuring]
735
00:26:43,977 --> 00:26:45,646
- [Anne] Sorry, I--
- It's okay.
736
00:26:45,729 --> 00:26:46,188
I can wait outside
if you want.
737
00:26:46,271 --> 00:26:48,315
No, whatever.
738
00:26:48,398 --> 00:26:50,442
We're all adults here.
739
00:26:50,526 --> 00:26:52,402
So you all done for today?
740
00:26:52,486 --> 00:26:56,365
Uh, yeah,
because shift's over.
741
00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:57,616
Right.
742
00:26:57,699 --> 00:26:58,826
It was a dumb question anyway.
743
00:26:58,909 --> 00:26:59,910
Shift's over.
744
00:27:01,912 --> 00:27:03,038
You got anything going on
for the rest of the day?
745
00:27:03,122 --> 00:27:05,332
More work.
746
00:27:05,415 --> 00:27:07,459
Got my third job
with my family.
747
00:27:07,543 --> 00:27:10,045
My stupid cousin
threw his back out landscaping,
748
00:27:10,129 --> 00:27:12,631
so it's all hands on deck
for the family business.
749
00:27:12,714 --> 00:27:13,215
Oh, yeah?
You guys need a hand,
750
00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:16,009
I could come by.
751
00:27:16,093 --> 00:27:18,178
You would not last
an hour making tamales.
752
00:27:20,514 --> 00:27:22,641
Look, I don't mean
to straight-up neg you,
753
00:27:22,724 --> 00:27:25,269
but FYI I'm not trying to be
some pirate's
754
00:27:25,352 --> 00:27:26,186
side-piece this summer.
755
00:27:26,270 --> 00:27:28,814
I heard you say
you have a girlfriend.
756
00:27:28,897 --> 00:27:29,982
Yeah, so?
757
00:27:30,065 --> 00:27:32,025
I mean,
we can still be friends.
758
00:27:32,109 --> 00:27:33,360
We're vape partners,
Captain Bob associates.
759
00:27:33,443 --> 00:27:35,362
We should be able
to hang out.
760
00:27:35,445 --> 00:27:37,114
Plus I make dope tamales.
761
00:27:37,197 --> 00:27:38,949
You know how to make tamales?
762
00:27:39,032 --> 00:27:40,409
Oh, yeah.
Big time.
763
00:27:40,492 --> 00:27:41,451
Okay.
764
00:27:44,705 --> 00:27:46,874
[knock at door]
765
00:27:46,957 --> 00:27:48,000
[Dr. Drew]
Hey, sorry for the wait.
766
00:27:48,083 --> 00:27:50,210
A corgi came in with a cyst.
767
00:27:50,294 --> 00:27:52,880
Had to aspirate,
very stressful.
768
00:27:52,963 --> 00:27:55,215
So, Mikey.
How you feeling?
769
00:27:55,299 --> 00:27:56,216
Not good, doc.
770
00:27:56,300 --> 00:27:57,718
Ah, well, of course
you're not feeling well.
771
00:27:57,801 --> 00:27:59,136
You need dialysis.
772
00:27:59,219 --> 00:27:59,511
Were due days ago.
773
00:27:59,595 --> 00:28:00,470
Dialysis?
774
00:28:00,554 --> 00:28:03,307
Mm.
Kidney disease.
775
00:28:03,390 --> 00:28:04,683
End stage renal at this point.
776
00:28:04,766 --> 00:28:07,394
That's full kidney fail,
stage 5.
777
00:28:07,477 --> 00:28:08,729
You have kidney disease?
778
00:28:08,812 --> 00:28:10,814
I only have one kidney!
779
00:28:10,898 --> 00:28:12,441
We have so much in common.
780
00:28:12,524 --> 00:28:13,066
Okay.
781
00:28:13,150 --> 00:28:15,694
Here we go.
782
00:28:15,777 --> 00:28:16,653
Take your own temperature,
Mikey.
783
00:28:16,737 --> 00:28:18,697
You know the drill.
784
00:28:18,780 --> 00:28:21,366
Yeah, we do dialysis
every few weeks.
785
00:28:21,450 --> 00:28:22,409
It keeps him walking around.
786
00:28:22,492 --> 00:28:26,204
But this dialysis is for pets,
787
00:28:26,288 --> 00:28:28,415
So about an eighth
of the strength he needs.
788
00:28:28,498 --> 00:28:30,417
About ready?
789
00:28:30,500 --> 00:28:31,460
Let's see what we got.
790
00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:31,919
[gasps]
791
00:28:35,339 --> 00:28:37,257
Mm-hmm.
792
00:28:37,341 --> 00:28:39,259
Mild fever.
793
00:28:39,343 --> 00:28:40,427
All right, well, let's, uh,
let's get that shirt off
794
00:28:40,510 --> 00:28:45,182
and hook up the port.
795
00:28:45,265 --> 00:28:46,767
- [both grunt]
- Up you go.
796
00:28:46,850 --> 00:28:48,018
- Oh, jeez.
- [Dr. Drew] Oh, Jesus.
797
00:28:48,101 --> 00:28:50,729
- Jesus H. Christ.
- Lucifer.
798
00:28:50,812 --> 00:28:52,064
Yeah, it's a little angry
right now.
799
00:28:52,147 --> 00:28:52,773
[Dr. Drew]
No, that is infected.
800
00:28:52,856 --> 00:28:55,108
Mikey, and maybe staph, too.
801
00:28:55,192 --> 00:28:56,818
Oh, god, what a stench.
802
00:28:56,902 --> 00:28:57,694
Like a can of tuna
in a hot car, buddy.
803
00:28:57,778 --> 00:29:00,822
That needs to be replaced
immediately,
804
00:29:00,906 --> 00:29:01,740
and that is
people-doctor stuff, Mikey.
805
00:29:01,823 --> 00:29:03,742
You're gonna have to go
to an ER.
806
00:29:03,825 --> 00:29:07,120
That gonna cost a lot of
money, Doc?
807
00:29:07,204 --> 00:29:09,915
I have no idea.
808
00:29:09,998 --> 00:29:11,875
If you were a dog,
I'd recommend we put you down.
809
00:29:11,959 --> 00:29:12,751
Okay, I'll go.
810
00:29:12,834 --> 00:29:15,337
But could you just
do me a little
811
00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:17,798
doggie dialysis
right now, please?
812
00:29:17,881 --> 00:29:20,008
Do you have the 150
you owe me from last time?
813
00:29:20,092 --> 00:29:21,802
Aww, give the man
an hour on the machine!
814
00:29:21,885 --> 00:29:24,638
Payment is due
at time of service.
815
00:29:24,721 --> 00:29:28,225
150 from last time,
150 for today, 300 total.
816
00:29:28,308 --> 00:29:29,309
I can't do math, Doc.
817
00:29:29,393 --> 00:29:31,478
I'm sick!
818
00:29:31,561 --> 00:29:34,231
Okay,
you get that dialysis ready.
819
00:29:34,314 --> 00:29:36,149
We'll go visit
the Debbie ATM.
820
00:29:36,233 --> 00:29:38,443
Okay.
All right.
821
00:29:38,527 --> 00:29:39,736
- Oh.
- [Frank] There you go, buddy.
822
00:29:39,820 --> 00:29:41,154
Let's go.
823
00:29:41,238 --> 00:29:42,656
[dog whining]
824
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:52,040
Hey.
825
00:29:52,124 --> 00:29:54,001
Look who's up and outta ICU!
826
00:29:54,084 --> 00:29:55,293
Hi.
[grunts]
827
00:29:55,377 --> 00:29:56,169
- How's she doing?
- Good.
828
00:29:56,253 --> 00:29:58,755
Blood pressure's
only slightly elevated.
829
00:29:58,839 --> 00:30:00,549
177 over 122.
830
00:30:00,632 --> 00:30:01,591
[Lip]
That's good.
831
00:30:01,675 --> 00:30:04,678
- Hi, you.
- Hi, you.
832
00:30:04,761 --> 00:30:07,639
Getting better
one day at a time.
833
00:30:07,723 --> 00:30:10,684
And one fart conversation
at a time.
834
00:30:10,767 --> 00:30:12,102
I swear to Christ,
a doctor asks me every
835
00:30:12,185 --> 00:30:12,978
20 minutes
if I've passed gas,
836
00:30:13,061 --> 00:30:14,980
'cause apparently
that's how they know
837
00:30:15,063 --> 00:30:16,565
if my abdomen
is permanently severed.
838
00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:18,608
- All right.
- [laughs]
839
00:30:18,692 --> 00:30:19,609
Ooh, did you bring my shampoo?
840
00:30:19,693 --> 00:30:20,861
- Oh, no.
841
00:30:20,944 --> 00:30:22,195
But I brought you
something better.
842
00:30:22,279 --> 00:30:24,448
[Tami] You did?
What?
843
00:30:24,531 --> 00:30:27,159
[sighs]
Ta-da!
844
00:30:27,242 --> 00:30:28,994
[laughs]
845
00:30:30,537 --> 00:30:31,913
Thought that now that
you're out of ICU,
846
00:30:31,997 --> 00:30:33,874
you might like to try
some skin-to-skin.
847
00:30:33,957 --> 00:30:36,501
What do you think, buddy?
Huh?
848
00:30:36,585 --> 00:30:37,711
Hey, hey.
849
00:30:41,214 --> 00:30:42,299
Hey, what's wrong?
850
00:30:42,382 --> 00:30:43,925
[sighs]
851
00:30:44,009 --> 00:30:45,427
Sorry.
852
00:30:45,510 --> 00:30:48,388
He's just
so beautiful,
853
00:30:48,472 --> 00:30:49,556
and he's meeting me
like this,
854
00:30:49,639 --> 00:30:53,268
with tubes in me and my hair
all gross and matted.
855
00:30:53,351 --> 00:30:55,228
[sighs]
856
00:30:55,312 --> 00:30:56,480
Tami, he doesn't care.
857
00:30:56,563 --> 00:30:57,981
He just wants to see his mom,
you know?
858
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:03,487
And it's gonna hurt
to hold him.
859
00:31:03,570 --> 00:31:05,781
Maybe not.
860
00:31:05,864 --> 00:31:07,074
Want to say hi, Fred?
861
00:31:07,157 --> 00:31:09,409
Fred?
862
00:31:09,493 --> 00:31:10,702
I thought we were
naming him Gabriel.
863
00:31:10,786 --> 00:31:11,995
Well, then you shouldn't
have been
864
00:31:12,079 --> 00:31:15,665
under general anesthesia then,
should ya?
865
00:31:15,749 --> 00:31:17,167
- Here.
- Okay.
866
00:31:17,250 --> 00:31:19,252
- You got him.
- Ow. Ow.
867
00:31:19,336 --> 00:31:20,420
She's got you.
She's got you.
868
00:31:20,504 --> 00:31:21,088
Wait.
Ow--ow. No.
869
00:31:21,171 --> 00:31:21,755
Not there.
It hurts.
870
00:31:21,838 --> 00:31:22,756
Fuck.
Everything hurts.
871
00:31:22,839 --> 00:31:25,092
- Okay, okay, all right.
- Ah. Fuck.
872
00:31:25,175 --> 00:31:28,095
Nurse, could she get something
for the pain, please?
873
00:31:28,178 --> 00:31:29,513
She's on something.
874
00:31:29,596 --> 00:31:30,013
Maximum something.
875
00:31:37,395 --> 00:31:39,064
Tell me about you.
876
00:31:39,147 --> 00:31:42,234
You know, distract me.
877
00:31:42,317 --> 00:31:44,236
I'm good.
878
00:31:44,319 --> 00:31:45,487
Yeah, yeah.
Things are great.
879
00:31:48,323 --> 00:31:51,743
I was thinking we might need a
hand with childcare, you know.
880
00:31:51,827 --> 00:31:54,162
Just so I can get
some overtime at work.
881
00:31:54,246 --> 00:31:56,998
Why?
882
00:31:57,082 --> 00:31:59,000
Just 'cause he costs
a lot of money.
883
00:31:59,084 --> 00:32:00,544
I don't know when you're gonna
be back up on your feet,
884
00:32:00,627 --> 00:32:01,753
doing hair again and stuff.
885
00:32:01,837 --> 00:32:03,755
Uh, we--yeah, we do.
886
00:32:03,839 --> 00:32:05,173
It's gonna be soon.
Right, Raquelle?
887
00:32:05,257 --> 00:32:07,008
Hopefully, honey.
Hopefully real soon.
888
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:12,472
? upbeat Latin music ?
889
00:32:12,556 --> 00:32:14,850
???
890
00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:17,978
[singing in Spanish]
891
00:32:18,061 --> 00:32:22,941
???
892
00:32:23,024 --> 00:32:25,986
[indistinct chatter in Spanish]
893
00:32:26,778 --> 00:32:27,737
[Anne]
How's it going?
894
00:32:27,821 --> 00:32:30,699
Oh, you know,
I'm crushing it.
895
00:32:32,826 --> 00:32:34,161
[speaking Spanish]
896
00:32:38,331 --> 00:32:40,292
They're just admiring
your handiwork!
897
00:32:40,375 --> 00:32:41,710
Oh, yeah?
Thank you.
898
00:32:41,793 --> 00:32:42,836
- Mucho gracias.
- [laughs]
899
00:32:42,919 --> 00:32:46,339
So these people
all related to you?
900
00:32:46,423 --> 00:32:47,674
Three generations, yeah.
901
00:32:47,757 --> 00:32:50,844
We're like
a street-food conglomerate.
902
00:32:50,927 --> 00:32:52,429
They all look like they
really like each other.
903
00:32:52,512 --> 00:32:54,764
They do.
Weird, huh?
904
00:32:54,848 --> 00:32:56,516
Well, I gotta get back
to the mole.
905
00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:57,767
But you're doing great.
906
00:32:57,851 --> 00:32:58,685
Just hang in there, okay?
907
00:32:58,768 --> 00:32:59,769
We take a break at 8:00 p. m.
908
00:32:59,853 --> 00:33:00,812
Awesome.
What time is it?
909
00:33:00,896 --> 00:33:01,855
[Anne]
3:30.
910
00:33:04,441 --> 00:33:05,984
[speaks Spanish]
911
00:33:06,067 --> 00:33:07,736
[laughter]
912
00:33:07,819 --> 00:33:09,321
Thank you.
Appreciate that. Mucho!
913
00:33:21,541 --> 00:33:23,835
[Mikey] The colors.
The textures, Frank.
914
00:33:23,919 --> 00:33:27,589
? laidback rock music ?
915
00:33:27,672 --> 00:33:31,968
???
916
00:33:32,052 --> 00:33:36,097
- You get the fragrances, yeah?
- Okay.
917
00:33:36,181 --> 00:33:37,265
I'll get the shoes
and the dresses.
918
00:33:39,643 --> 00:33:40,852
[Liam]
MaVar, over here!
919
00:33:46,149 --> 00:33:47,776
No.
920
00:33:47,859 --> 00:33:48,276
No.
921
00:33:51,321 --> 00:33:52,405
'Sup?
922
00:33:52,489 --> 00:33:53,782
- You ready?
- Yeah.
923
00:33:53,865 --> 00:33:55,575
Let me introduce you
to my friend, Veronica.
924
00:33:55,659 --> 00:33:57,619
MaVar, V.
925
00:33:57,702 --> 00:33:59,454
Veronica, MaVar.
926
00:33:59,537 --> 00:34:01,748
Var and V!
927
00:34:01,831 --> 00:34:02,874
I'm V.
You're Var.
928
00:34:02,958 --> 00:34:04,292
- Lots of Vs.
- Yeah.
929
00:34:04,376 --> 00:34:06,336
I'm going to a sporting event
with you?
930
00:34:06,419 --> 00:34:07,712
It's nice to meet you, V.
931
00:34:07,796 --> 00:34:09,256
Ooh.
932
00:34:09,339 --> 00:34:11,549
Look at you
with your strong handshake!
933
00:34:11,633 --> 00:34:12,467
You know, I work out.
934
00:34:12,550 --> 00:34:14,052
What's up, man?
935
00:34:14,135 --> 00:34:15,262
I'm Kevin.
936
00:34:15,345 --> 00:34:16,554
Are you gay, yes or no?
937
00:34:16,638 --> 00:34:18,014
Uh...
Hey, Kev.
938
00:34:18,098 --> 00:34:19,849
No, I'm not gay.
939
00:34:19,933 --> 00:34:21,768
Though people think
that because, you know,
940
00:34:21,851 --> 00:34:23,103
I'm an activist for
the LGBTQ community.
941
00:34:23,186 --> 00:34:25,063
You know, I help them
with the parade,
942
00:34:25,146 --> 00:34:27,274
provide fancy convertibles
and such.
943
00:34:27,357 --> 00:34:28,400
- You guys ready to roll?
- [both] Yeah.
944
00:34:28,483 --> 00:34:30,151
Uh, no, V,
945
00:34:30,235 --> 00:34:32,445
you can't go anymore
because of that thing.
946
00:34:32,529 --> 00:34:34,823
What thing?
947
00:34:34,906 --> 00:34:35,865
The thing that I need
to discuss with you
948
00:34:35,949 --> 00:34:37,867
for a moment over here,
949
00:34:37,951 --> 00:34:39,327
away from the linebacker.
950
00:34:39,411 --> 00:34:41,121
Oh, man, I'm much too big
to be a linebacker.
951
00:34:41,204 --> 00:34:42,622
But I did play basketball
at Georgetown.
952
00:34:42,706 --> 00:34:44,332
Oh!
Is that right?
953
00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:46,584
Okay, this is not what
I meant by a new friend.
954
00:34:46,668 --> 00:34:48,878
I meant a girlfriend
or a very gay man.
955
00:34:48,962 --> 00:34:50,588
Oh, please.
I'm in love with you.
956
00:34:50,672 --> 00:34:52,048
There's nobody
gonna change that, baby.
957
00:34:52,132 --> 00:34:54,050
Guys ready to go?
Go, Sox!
958
00:34:54,134 --> 00:34:55,051
[MaVar] All right, here we go.
Hey.
959
00:34:55,135 --> 00:34:56,303
Pleasure meeting
you, Kevin!
960
00:34:56,386 --> 00:34:57,596
Yeah, you too, buddy!
961
00:35:02,017 --> 00:35:03,351
All right, quick.
962
00:35:03,435 --> 00:35:06,396
Tell me how I find
a new best friend for my wife.
963
00:35:10,942 --> 00:35:13,361
[line trilling]
964
00:35:13,445 --> 00:35:15,071
[Lip] Yo, it's Lip.Leave a message.
965
00:35:15,155 --> 00:35:16,114
[phone beeps]
966
00:35:17,949 --> 00:35:18,908
[inmate]
Hey, dick!
967
00:35:18,992 --> 00:35:19,868
[Ian] Sorry.
I'll be quick.
968
00:35:19,951 --> 00:35:22,412
[inmate]
One call each!
969
00:35:22,495 --> 00:35:23,705
- [phone rings]
- Hello?
970
00:35:23,788 --> 00:35:24,372
[recorded voice]
Collect call from--
971
00:35:24,456 --> 00:35:27,834
Yes, I accept the charges.
972
00:35:27,917 --> 00:35:29,628
Hey, Ian. What's up?
973
00:35:29,711 --> 00:35:31,963
[Ian] Hey, Debs.Do you know where Lip is?
974
00:35:32,047 --> 00:35:33,506
I couldn't get a hold of him,
975
00:35:33,590 --> 00:35:36,843
and, you know, I could really
use some advice right now.
976
00:35:36,926 --> 00:35:37,469
[Debbie]
Oh, I think he's probably
977
00:35:37,552 --> 00:35:38,136
still at the hospital.
978
00:35:38,219 --> 00:35:40,930
No way.
Is Tami in labor?
979
00:35:41,014 --> 00:35:42,432
She had the baby.
980
00:35:42,515 --> 00:35:44,017
The whole thing's
fucked up.
981
00:35:44,100 --> 00:35:46,436
Tami almost died.
She's still in the hospital.
982
00:35:46,519 --> 00:35:47,145
Lip's up shit's creek trying
983
00:35:47,228 --> 00:35:48,938
to handle the newborn alone.
984
00:35:49,022 --> 00:35:50,231
It's a hot mess.
985
00:35:50,315 --> 00:35:51,691
[Ian]
But the baby's all right?
986
00:35:52,734 --> 00:35:53,610
Debs?
987
00:35:53,693 --> 00:35:54,611
Debbie?
988
00:35:54,694 --> 00:35:56,738
No.
989
00:35:56,821 --> 00:35:57,364
[Ian]
Debbie, can you hear me?
990
00:35:57,447 --> 00:35:58,531
- No!
- [Ian] Hello?
991
00:35:58,615 --> 00:35:59,532
No!
992
00:35:59,616 --> 00:36:01,534
No!
No!
993
00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:05,830
What's with you?
994
00:36:05,914 --> 00:36:07,874
Lip had the baby.
995
00:36:07,957 --> 00:36:09,125
Oh, yeah?
996
00:36:09,209 --> 00:36:10,627
Boy or girl?
997
00:36:10,710 --> 00:36:13,672
I don't know.
We got cut off.
998
00:36:13,755 --> 00:36:14,923
Something's wrong.
999
00:36:15,006 --> 00:36:17,926
Tami's still in the hospital.
1000
00:36:18,009 --> 00:36:20,637
Lip's all alone with the baby.
1001
00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:23,223
Well, congrats.
You're an uncle.
1002
00:36:23,306 --> 00:36:25,684
I already was.
1003
00:36:25,767 --> 00:36:28,061
All right, then.
1004
00:36:38,321 --> 00:36:39,906
Stop the tape.
1005
00:36:39,989 --> 00:36:43,243
There.
Can you zoom in?
1006
00:36:43,326 --> 00:36:46,746
[scoffs]
Those motherfuckers.
1007
00:36:46,830 --> 00:36:50,458
Then they return with a dolly
at 016:00 hours.
1008
00:36:50,542 --> 00:36:51,251
Sorry I missed it.
1009
00:36:51,334 --> 00:36:53,294
I nap from one to three,
usually.
1010
00:36:54,045 --> 00:36:56,089
Can I borrow your gun?
1011
00:36:56,172 --> 00:36:57,257
No.
1012
00:36:57,340 --> 00:36:58,758
Taser?
1013
00:36:58,842 --> 00:37:00,260
- Twenty bucks?
- Forty.
1014
00:37:00,343 --> 00:37:01,970
Deal.
1015
00:37:18,820 --> 00:37:20,447
Be right back, okay?
1016
00:37:20,530 --> 00:37:21,698
Be right back.
1017
00:37:32,876 --> 00:37:37,505
[baby crying]
1018
00:37:37,589 --> 00:37:39,758
Hey, excuse me.
Can you hold that?
1019
00:37:39,841 --> 00:37:41,760
Thank you.
1020
00:37:41,843 --> 00:37:44,763
Hey.
Hey, it's all right.
1021
00:37:44,846 --> 00:37:45,764
- [baby crying]
- Shh.
1022
00:37:45,847 --> 00:37:47,182
That's all right.
1023
00:37:47,265 --> 00:37:48,141
That's all right.
1024
00:37:48,224 --> 00:37:49,642
Here, give him to me.
1025
00:37:49,726 --> 00:37:50,769
I'll hold him so you can smoke.
1026
00:37:50,852 --> 00:37:52,896
Oh, really?
1027
00:37:52,979 --> 00:37:54,314
The struggle is real.
1028
00:37:54,397 --> 00:37:56,024
I haven't finished
a cigarette since 2015.
1029
00:37:56,107 --> 00:37:57,025
Go on, I got him.
1030
00:37:57,108 --> 00:37:57,901
You a child abductor?
1031
00:37:57,984 --> 00:38:00,153
[chuckles]
I'm Sarah.
1032
00:38:00,236 --> 00:38:01,821
I have three kids under five.
1033
00:38:01,905 --> 00:38:04,991
If I wanted to run,
I'm too tired.
1034
00:38:05,074 --> 00:38:07,035
- Yeah, okay.
- Okay, take this.
1035
00:38:10,246 --> 00:38:12,499
- [baby fussing]
- You got him?
1036
00:38:12,582 --> 00:38:14,375
I'm gonna be right
over here, okay?
1037
00:38:14,459 --> 00:38:18,421
[baby crying]
1038
00:38:18,505 --> 00:38:19,798
What brings you to church?
1039
00:38:19,881 --> 00:38:20,840
AA?
OA?
1040
00:38:20,924 --> 00:38:21,633
NA?
1041
00:38:21,716 --> 00:38:23,176
Al Anon?
1042
00:38:23,259 --> 00:38:24,719
Nar Anon?
Actual Catholicism?
1043
00:38:24,803 --> 00:38:27,889
AA.
You?
1044
00:38:27,972 --> 00:38:29,682
NMAA.
1045
00:38:29,766 --> 00:38:30,183
New Mom AA.
1046
00:38:30,266 --> 00:38:31,017
We're self-titled.
1047
00:38:31,100 --> 00:38:33,978
Basically a bunch of new moms
1048
00:38:34,062 --> 00:38:35,522
in sweatpants trying not
to lose our shit
1049
00:38:35,605 --> 00:38:36,564
and blow our brains out,
1050
00:38:36,648 --> 00:38:38,066
all while
lactating on each other.
1051
00:38:38,149 --> 00:38:38,942
Sounds like a real rager.
1052
00:38:39,025 --> 00:38:42,529
[laughs]
It is.
1053
00:38:42,612 --> 00:38:43,696
He likes you.
1054
00:38:43,780 --> 00:38:45,365
It's my eau de breast milk.
1055
00:38:45,448 --> 00:38:45,824
Shoulda worn it in high school.
1056
00:38:45,907 --> 00:38:47,826
Been prom queen.
1057
00:38:52,872 --> 00:38:54,499
Thank you again.
1058
00:38:54,582 --> 00:38:56,084
That's the nicest thing
anyone's done for me
1059
00:38:56,167 --> 00:38:56,876
in a long time.
1060
00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:58,086
You're welcome.
1061
00:38:58,169 --> 00:39:02,799
I gotcha.
1062
00:39:02,882 --> 00:39:07,387
[shushing]
1063
00:39:07,470 --> 00:39:09,514
We meet at the end of the hall,
last door on the left,
1064
00:39:09,597 --> 00:39:10,056
if you ever wanna come by.
1065
00:39:10,139 --> 00:39:12,267
See, I'm not a mom.
1066
00:39:12,350 --> 00:39:13,601
You sure?
1067
00:39:18,857 --> 00:39:21,734
? intense percussive music ?
1068
00:39:21,818 --> 00:39:24,904
Frank Gallagher!
1069
00:39:24,988 --> 00:39:26,030
- [Taser buzzing]
- Show yourself!
1070
00:39:26,114 --> 00:39:30,243
I want my stuff back!
1071
00:39:30,326 --> 00:39:31,494
Come out, Frank!
1072
00:39:31,578 --> 00:39:33,621
I'm gonna find you!
1073
00:39:33,705 --> 00:39:35,915
This shit is
about to get biblical!
1074
00:39:37,959 --> 00:39:39,002
You're not gonna believe this.
1075
00:39:39,085 --> 00:39:41,045
We actually made a profit
1076
00:39:41,129 --> 00:39:42,672
selling Debbie's stuff today.
1077
00:39:42,755 --> 00:39:45,091
After we pay that vet,
we got 50 bucks left.
1078
00:39:45,174 --> 00:39:47,760
Let's have a party.
1079
00:39:47,844 --> 00:39:48,303
A quincea�era.
1080
00:39:48,386 --> 00:39:51,764
I'm 15, in a dress.
1081
00:39:51,848 --> 00:39:55,018
Hit the pi�ata.
1082
00:39:55,101 --> 00:39:58,104
You know,
that's not a bad idea:
1083
00:39:58,187 --> 00:39:59,856
Maximize our profits.
1084
00:39:59,939 --> 00:40:02,150
We take the fifty bucks,
we buy a keg,
1085
00:40:02,233 --> 00:40:04,193
charge 10 bucks at the door.
1086
00:40:04,277 --> 00:40:06,821
We do it at my house so it
doesn't cost us anything.
1087
00:40:06,905 --> 00:40:08,197
- Ca-ching.
- Yeah.
1088
00:40:08,281 --> 00:40:10,617
- Hello.
- Hey, Doc.
1089
00:40:10,700 --> 00:40:12,201
It's all there.
Count it.
1090
00:40:12,285 --> 00:40:13,161
Ah.
Dialysis time.
1091
00:40:13,244 --> 00:40:16,456
Hey, surprise, surprise.
1092
00:40:16,539 --> 00:40:17,790
All righty.
1093
00:40:17,874 --> 00:40:21,961
Now, uh,
I can't stick the dialysis
1094
00:40:22,045 --> 00:40:25,590
into a port
that is that infected.
1095
00:40:25,673 --> 00:40:28,968
So I'm gonna have to douse ya
with disinfectant first.
1096
00:40:29,052 --> 00:40:31,804
Okay?
Yeah.
1097
00:40:31,888 --> 00:40:33,806
This'll do it.
1098
00:40:33,890 --> 00:40:34,557
Cleans the kennels.
1099
00:40:34,641 --> 00:40:36,267
- Rubbing alcohol?
- Yeah.
1100
00:40:36,351 --> 00:40:37,226
You're gonna want
to hold him down.
1101
00:40:37,310 --> 00:40:39,103
'Cause this is gonna hurt.
1102
00:40:39,187 --> 00:40:40,271
Get the shirt off.
1103
00:40:40,355 --> 00:40:42,815
Here we go.
1104
00:40:42,899 --> 00:40:45,026
- Christ on a cracker.
- Jesus.
1105
00:40:45,109 --> 00:40:46,986
Getting notes of
buttered popcorn this time.
1106
00:40:47,070 --> 00:40:48,237
Here you go, buddy.
1107
00:40:48,321 --> 00:40:49,280
Easy.
I gotcha.
1108
00:40:49,364 --> 00:40:49,864
I gotcha.
I gotcha. Easy.
1109
00:40:49,948 --> 00:40:50,990
There you go.
1110
00:40:51,074 --> 00:40:52,325
All right.
1111
00:40:52,408 --> 00:40:55,578
Get him
something to bite on too.
1112
00:41:00,124 --> 00:41:02,001
[toy squeaking]
1113
00:41:02,085 --> 00:41:04,003
Okay, here we go.
On three.
1114
00:41:04,087 --> 00:41:05,463
Ready?
1115
00:41:05,546 --> 00:41:07,423
One, two...
1116
00:41:07,507 --> 00:41:09,425
Think of the party.
Be brave.
1117
00:41:09,509 --> 00:41:10,385
Three!
1118
00:41:10,468 --> 00:41:13,429
[toy squeaking,
Mikey screaming]
1119
00:41:15,348 --> 00:41:17,475
[Anne]
Here, you earned it.
1120
00:41:17,558 --> 00:41:18,768
Thank you.
1121
00:41:18,851 --> 00:41:19,394
So you guys
do this every night?
1122
00:41:19,477 --> 00:41:22,188
You ever get any sleep?
1123
00:41:22,271 --> 00:41:23,523
Yeah, that's why they call
it a family business.
1124
00:41:23,606 --> 00:41:25,274
So labor laws don't apply.
1125
00:41:25,358 --> 00:41:26,985
What's your family's business?
1126
00:41:27,068 --> 00:41:29,529
Uh, you know, drugs?
Abuse?
1127
00:41:29,612 --> 00:41:32,031
Sometimes we show up
for each other's court dates.
1128
00:41:32,115 --> 00:41:34,033
[laughter]
1129
00:41:34,117 --> 00:41:35,535
I gotta say, I lied before.
1130
00:41:35,618 --> 00:41:37,120
I don't really know
how to make tamales.
1131
00:41:37,203 --> 00:41:38,871
No shit.
Really?
1132
00:41:38,955 --> 00:41:40,999
[laughter]
1133
00:41:41,082 --> 00:41:43,042
I just wanted to spend time
with you
1134
00:41:43,126 --> 00:41:44,210
in a place
that smells like corn.
1135
00:41:44,293 --> 00:41:45,962
'Cause you like me?
1136
00:41:46,045 --> 00:41:47,255
Uh, si?
1137
00:41:47,338 --> 00:41:51,384
What about your girlfriend?
1138
00:41:51,467 --> 00:41:52,635
And you have this whole thing
with Lori too?
1139
00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:55,638
Lori? No, I don't--
I don't have a thing with Lori.
1140
00:41:55,722 --> 00:41:58,641
And the Kelly thing is,
you know, I don't know.
1141
00:41:58,725 --> 00:41:59,559
She's gonna be at
Annapolis for years.
1142
00:41:59,642 --> 00:42:01,477
She wants to be
an admiral or some shit.
1143
00:42:01,561 --> 00:42:04,605
I don't know.
It's--it's complicated.
1144
00:42:04,689 --> 00:42:08,192
[speaks Spanish]
1145
00:42:13,781 --> 00:42:15,241
- [sighs]
- What'd he say?
1146
00:42:15,324 --> 00:42:16,576
Uh, break's over.
1147
00:42:16,659 --> 00:42:18,244
- Back to work.
- Wait, that was break?
1148
00:42:18,327 --> 00:42:19,370
I thought we were done.
1149
00:42:19,454 --> 00:42:20,705
[laughs]
1150
00:42:20,788 --> 00:42:22,165
We're just getting started.
1151
00:42:22,248 --> 00:42:23,624
[sighs]
1152
00:42:27,378 --> 00:42:29,338
[gate buzzes]
1153
00:42:32,175 --> 00:42:35,344
[Gator]
Hey, it's Milkovich's boy.
1154
00:42:35,428 --> 00:42:37,013
What's up, Milkovich's boy?
1155
00:42:37,096 --> 00:42:39,766
How your daddy?
1156
00:42:39,849 --> 00:42:41,726
Fucking miss that guy.
1157
00:42:41,809 --> 00:42:42,769
He still alive?
1158
00:42:42,852 --> 00:42:44,771
Yeah, unfortunately.
1159
00:42:44,854 --> 00:42:46,773
Oh, he's a jokester!
1160
00:42:46,856 --> 00:42:49,692
Funny guy.
[mimics laughter]
1161
00:42:49,776 --> 00:42:51,110
Should we cut this bitch, Nana?
1162
00:42:51,194 --> 00:42:55,156
Nah.
I liked his pop.
1163
00:42:55,239 --> 00:42:56,616
He had manners.
1164
00:42:56,699 --> 00:42:58,826
I got manners too, Nana.
1165
00:42:58,910 --> 00:43:00,411
I brought smokes.
1166
00:43:00,495 --> 00:43:02,455
Three packs.
1167
00:43:07,835 --> 00:43:10,296
Okay.
1168
00:43:10,379 --> 00:43:11,589
I'm listening.
1169
00:43:11,672 --> 00:43:13,424
[sighs]
1170
00:43:13,508 --> 00:43:15,635
I guess I need some advice.
1171
00:43:15,718 --> 00:43:19,138
It's about my partner, Ian.
1172
00:43:19,222 --> 00:43:20,306
Business or pleasure?
1173
00:43:22,433 --> 00:43:23,518
Pleasure.
1174
00:43:23,601 --> 00:43:25,269
Continue.
1175
00:43:25,353 --> 00:43:28,439
Found out he's up for parole
next week,
1176
00:43:28,523 --> 00:43:29,690
and I--
1177
00:43:29,774 --> 00:43:33,694
But you had the talk, right?
1178
00:43:33,778 --> 00:43:35,655
We kinda didn't
until earlier today--
1179
00:43:35,738 --> 00:43:36,614
- [laughter]
- Didn't have the talk.
1180
00:43:36,697 --> 00:43:39,117
Fuckin' amateur hour.
1181
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:40,368
But he says he's gonna
throw his parole
1182
00:43:40,451 --> 00:43:42,161
so he can stay in here with me,
1183
00:43:42,245 --> 00:43:43,121
which I want him to do.
1184
00:43:43,204 --> 00:43:44,288
I mean, I fucking got myself
1185
00:43:44,372 --> 00:43:46,124
put in here
just to be with him.
1186
00:43:46,207 --> 00:43:49,127
So I mean, I'm right, right?
1187
00:43:49,210 --> 00:43:51,003
But now your conscience
is saying,
1188
00:43:51,087 --> 00:43:53,756
no, dog, you're a dick, right?
1189
00:43:56,676 --> 00:43:59,971
See, the thing is,
little Milky...
1190
00:44:00,054 --> 00:44:01,973
You can't make
someone love you.
1191
00:44:02,056 --> 00:44:03,850
You can't let someone throw
1192
00:44:03,933 --> 00:44:06,352
their parole for you
neither, son.
1193
00:44:06,435 --> 00:44:08,354
It's like my tattoo says:
1194
00:44:08,437 --> 00:44:12,108
Let her go.
1195
00:44:12,191 --> 00:44:12,942
No good's gonna come from
1196
00:44:13,025 --> 00:44:16,362
both of you being here
together.
1197
00:44:16,445 --> 00:44:17,697
If you make him
do this for you,
1198
00:44:17,780 --> 00:44:19,198
he's gonna wind up
resenting you
1199
00:44:19,282 --> 00:44:21,117
and hating you.
1200
00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:21,784
You gotta set him free.
1201
00:44:24,495 --> 00:44:28,082
What do you boys think?
1202
00:44:28,166 --> 00:44:30,042
I think number 7,
1203
00:44:30,126 --> 00:44:34,046
number 14, and number 31.
1204
00:44:34,130 --> 00:44:36,090
Agreed.
1205
00:44:36,174 --> 00:44:38,885
And, uh, maybe 42, too.
1206
00:44:38,968 --> 00:44:41,053
Oh, yeah.
Mm.
1207
00:44:43,306 --> 00:44:44,765
Okay, ladies.
1208
00:44:44,849 --> 00:44:49,478
You are the bold and brave
who responded on Tinder.
1209
00:44:49,562 --> 00:44:52,064
I'm Kevin,
your host, if you will.
1210
00:44:52,148 --> 00:44:53,733
Let's begin.
1211
00:44:53,816 --> 00:44:55,693
Now, if I don't
call your number,
1212
00:44:55,776 --> 00:44:58,237
please go home.
1213
00:44:58,321 --> 00:45:00,656
Number 7.
Number 14.
1214
00:45:00,740 --> 00:45:02,658
Number 31.
Number 42...
1215
00:45:02,742 --> 00:45:04,744
Number 2, number 11,
1216
00:45:04,827 --> 00:45:06,454
number 26, number 37,
1217
00:45:06,537 --> 00:45:09,457
number 85, number 5,
1218
00:45:09,540 --> 00:45:12,585
number 17, number 62.
1219
00:45:14,003 --> 00:45:16,214
Thank you.
1220
00:45:16,297 --> 00:45:18,049
Thank you.
1221
00:45:18,132 --> 00:45:19,550
Thank you.
1222
00:45:19,634 --> 00:45:22,261
Okay, so does anyone know
what this is?
1223
00:45:22,345 --> 00:45:23,679
I thought this was
a booty call.
1224
00:45:23,763 --> 00:45:27,141
Now I'm thinking maybe
undercover reality show?
1225
00:45:27,225 --> 00:45:28,517
All right, ladies.
1226
00:45:28,601 --> 00:45:30,353
Congratulations on
making the first round.
1227
00:45:30,436 --> 00:45:31,270
Now you guys are
probably wondering
1228
00:45:31,354 --> 00:45:32,396
what you're doing here.
1229
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:35,274
[woman] To hook up with you,
was what we thought.
1230
00:45:35,358 --> 00:45:37,860
[laughs]
No.
1231
00:45:37,944 --> 00:45:38,945
I'm flattered.
1232
00:45:39,028 --> 00:45:40,238
Thank you.
But no.
1233
00:45:40,321 --> 00:45:42,657
What you could win
is way better than that:
1234
00:45:42,740 --> 00:45:46,035
a friendship
with a really great lady.
1235
00:45:46,118 --> 00:45:49,038
Now, the first round
is simple.
1236
00:45:49,121 --> 00:45:52,083
Tell me about your hobbies,
your dreams.
1237
00:45:52,166 --> 00:45:54,293
Tell me about
your education history,
1238
00:45:54,377 --> 00:45:57,546
any little tidbits about
work life, marital status.
1239
00:45:57,630 --> 00:45:59,465
Ooh, I also am curious
1240
00:45:59,548 --> 00:46:01,467
who you root for:
The Cubs or the Sox.
1241
00:46:01,550 --> 00:46:03,302
Are those baseball teams?
1242
00:46:03,386 --> 00:46:04,887
Get out.
1243
00:46:04,971 --> 00:46:08,182
Now, my assistants are passing
out paper and pencils.
1244
00:46:08,266 --> 00:46:12,144
Excuse me,
friends and friends of friends!
1245
00:46:12,228 --> 00:46:15,982
Hear ye, hear ye!
1246
00:46:16,065 --> 00:46:17,066
The fuck am I?
1247
00:46:17,149 --> 00:46:21,320
Party at the Gallaghers' house,
starting right now.
1248
00:46:21,404 --> 00:46:24,240
A keg has been procured,
and for 10 bucks at the door,
1249
00:46:24,323 --> 00:46:27,743
I invite you to celebrate
my coronation as king.
1250
00:46:27,827 --> 00:46:28,869
All are invited!
1251
00:46:28,953 --> 00:46:31,706
And unlike
this piece of shit country,
1252
00:46:31,789 --> 00:46:34,625
my border
turns away no one!
1253
00:46:34,709 --> 00:46:38,629
[Mikey] Free mushrooms, blow,
and chicken wings.
1254
00:46:38,713 --> 00:46:39,422
- [Mikey] Yeah!
- [Frank] Let's go!
1255
00:46:39,505 --> 00:46:40,548
[Mikey] Come on!
1256
00:46:40,631 --> 00:46:41,507
[Frank]
Just down the street.
1257
00:46:41,590 --> 00:46:45,303
All right, ladies, and...
1258
00:46:45,386 --> 00:46:47,305
Begin.
1259
00:46:47,388 --> 00:46:49,307
? upbeat rock music ?
1260
00:46:49,390 --> 00:46:55,146
???
1261
00:46:56,439 --> 00:46:57,606
Yo, you sure about this,
Gallagher?
1262
00:46:57,690 --> 00:46:58,774
Said I was gonna do it.
1263
00:46:58,858 --> 00:46:59,025
Gonna fucking do it.
1264
00:47:02,903 --> 00:47:03,904
Who's the target?
1265
00:47:03,988 --> 00:47:06,532
Him.
1266
00:47:06,615 --> 00:47:08,159
[Ian] The fat one?
1267
00:47:08,242 --> 00:47:09,785
[Dallas] Man, they're all
gonna scream for the guards,
1268
00:47:09,869 --> 00:47:12,204
which means you're gonna
get caught for sure.
1269
00:47:12,288 --> 00:47:13,205
Yeah.
1270
00:47:13,289 --> 00:47:14,373
Yeah, okay.
1271
00:47:14,457 --> 00:47:15,916
Thanks.
1272
00:47:20,629 --> 00:47:22,840
[hissing]
1273
00:47:22,923 --> 00:47:24,008
How's my form?
1274
00:47:24,091 --> 00:47:26,260
Solid.
1275
00:47:26,344 --> 00:47:27,386
Go get him, tiger.
1276
00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:39,065
[men grunting]
1277
00:47:39,148 --> 00:47:40,358
Come here.
Shut the fuck up.
1278
00:47:40,441 --> 00:47:41,400
- What the fuck?
- Shut the fuck up!
1279
00:47:43,361 --> 00:47:45,446
Fuck.
1280
00:47:46,655 --> 00:47:48,657
What do you think
you're doing?
1281
00:47:48,741 --> 00:47:49,909
You're gonna fucking
shiv somebody?
1282
00:47:49,992 --> 00:47:50,868
What the fuck else
am I supposed to do?
1283
00:47:50,951 --> 00:47:52,370
Not that.
1284
00:47:52,453 --> 00:47:54,789
You're not throwing
your fuckin' parole for me.
1285
00:47:54,872 --> 00:47:55,664
We need to get you the hell
outta this shit-hole.
1286
00:47:55,748 --> 00:47:56,665
I want to be with you!
1287
00:47:56,749 --> 00:47:57,792
You don't get to be.
1288
00:48:01,212 --> 00:48:03,756
I want to be where you are,
Mickey.
1289
00:48:03,839 --> 00:48:05,674
[sighs]
1290
00:48:05,758 --> 00:48:07,593
You don't belong in here,
Gallagher.
1291
00:48:07,676 --> 00:48:09,303
Go get a job.
1292
00:48:09,387 --> 00:48:10,137
Be an uncle to Lip's kid.
1293
00:48:13,140 --> 00:48:15,226
I'll get out soon.
1294
00:48:17,603 --> 00:48:19,605
I shouldn't have
asked you to stay.
1295
00:48:21,148 --> 00:48:23,359
I love you.
1296
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:26,153
I know.
1297
00:48:28,697 --> 00:48:29,198
I love you, too.
1298
00:48:33,536 --> 00:48:36,747
[shiv clatters]
1299
00:48:36,831 --> 00:48:38,165
Hey, guys, sorry I'm late.
1300
00:48:38,249 --> 00:48:38,916
My father stole my shit.
1301
00:48:38,999 --> 00:48:41,335
It's just been a horrible day.
1302
00:48:41,419 --> 00:48:43,462
Hello?
1303
00:48:45,923 --> 00:48:48,926
- [distant chanting]
- Hello?
1304
00:48:49,009 --> 00:48:50,678
[workers]
The mighty, mighty union!
1305
00:48:50,761 --> 00:48:52,513
Show us the money!
1306
00:48:52,596 --> 00:48:53,722
We want respect!
1307
00:48:53,806 --> 00:48:54,682
We are the union!
1308
00:48:54,765 --> 00:48:56,517
The mighty, mighty union!
1309
00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:59,145
Show us the money!
1310
00:48:59,228 --> 00:49:01,564
[Farhad] Debbie!
O, captain, our captain!
1311
00:49:01,647 --> 00:49:03,732
Guys!
Debbie's here!
1312
00:49:03,816 --> 00:49:07,987
- [cheers and applause]
- Yes, yes!
1313
00:49:08,070 --> 00:49:08,821
We're sticking it to the man!
1314
00:49:08,904 --> 00:49:09,864
We're on strike!
1315
00:49:09,947 --> 00:49:11,282
But we just joined the union.
1316
00:49:11,365 --> 00:49:12,867
I know!
Isn't it inspiring?
1317
00:49:12,950 --> 00:49:14,076
[workers] We are the union!
The mighty, mighty union!
1318
00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:15,578
[Jerry] Debbie!
1319
00:49:15,661 --> 00:49:16,454
This is the day that
welders are gonna be
1320
00:49:16,537 --> 00:49:19,290
talking about
for generations to come.
1321
00:49:19,373 --> 00:49:21,125
You gotta be so proud.
1322
00:49:21,208 --> 00:49:22,501
Cut the shit, Jerry.
1323
00:49:22,585 --> 00:49:23,669
- How long's a strike?
- Well, it depends.
1324
00:49:23,752 --> 00:49:25,379
How long was the last one?
1325
00:49:25,463 --> 00:49:28,132
How long was the last strike,
Jerry?
1326
00:49:28,215 --> 00:49:29,884
Seven months, 16 days.
1327
00:49:29,967 --> 00:49:31,385
[workers] We want respect!
1328
00:49:31,469 --> 00:49:32,261
How do I apply to be a scab?
1329
00:49:32,344 --> 00:49:34,430
[laughs]
1330
00:49:34,513 --> 00:49:35,723
That's good.
1331
00:49:39,602 --> 00:49:41,479
Hey!
You made it!
1332
00:49:41,562 --> 00:49:42,521
I'm so pleased.
1333
00:49:42,605 --> 00:49:43,981
Howl with me.
1334
00:49:44,064 --> 00:49:44,857
[all howl]
1335
00:49:44,940 --> 00:49:48,486
I don't know why
I like doing that.
1336
00:49:48,569 --> 00:49:51,030
Southside rocks!
1337
00:49:51,113 --> 00:49:52,907
Are you having fun, everybody?
1338
00:49:52,990 --> 00:49:54,700
Say "Southside, Southside!"
1339
00:49:54,783 --> 00:49:58,370
? hip-hop music ?
1340
00:49:58,454 --> 00:49:59,747
???
1341
00:49:59,830 --> 00:50:00,372
Whoa!
1342
00:50:00,456 --> 00:50:03,000
Hey!
1343
00:50:03,083 --> 00:50:04,543
Holy crap.
1344
00:50:04,627 --> 00:50:06,462
???
1345
00:50:06,545 --> 00:50:07,338
[Frank]
Have fun, everybody!
1346
00:50:07,421 --> 00:50:10,591
[laughs]
1347
00:50:10,674 --> 00:50:12,343
Mikey?
1348
00:50:12,426 --> 00:50:16,138
You little Spanish bull, you,
I got--I got news.
1349
00:50:16,222 --> 00:50:18,682
Mikey, you in here?
1350
00:50:18,766 --> 00:50:20,809
Holy shit.
1351
00:50:20,893 --> 00:50:22,102
Whoa.
1352
00:50:22,186 --> 00:50:23,604
- [urinating]
- [flatulence]
1353
00:50:23,687 --> 00:50:26,065
???
1354
00:50:26,148 --> 00:50:28,234
[laughs]
Mikey.
1355
00:50:28,317 --> 00:50:30,945
???
1356
00:50:31,028 --> 00:50:33,072
I'll be back, okay?
Don't leave.
1357
00:50:33,155 --> 00:50:34,990
Mikey, are you--
1358
00:50:35,074 --> 00:50:36,784
[woman moaning]
1359
00:50:36,867 --> 00:50:40,496
That's really beautiful.
1360
00:50:40,579 --> 00:50:42,164
[retching]
1361
00:50:43,832 --> 00:50:45,751
Mikey, we did it!
1362
00:50:45,834 --> 00:50:47,753
[Frank]
Port money!
1363
00:50:47,836 --> 00:50:48,837
We got money!
1364
00:50:48,921 --> 00:50:50,214
We can go to the ER
1365
00:50:50,297 --> 00:50:53,259
for your disgusting,
infected port thing.
1366
00:50:53,342 --> 00:50:53,926
Tomorrow.
1367
00:50:54,009 --> 00:50:57,263
Right now, dance with me.
1368
00:50:57,346 --> 00:51:00,391
No, we should get you
to the ER, right?
1369
00:51:00,474 --> 00:51:03,310
Tomorrow, Frank.
Today, dance with me.
1370
00:51:03,394 --> 00:51:06,021
Hold me.
Tell me I'm okay.
1371
00:51:06,105 --> 00:51:09,233
You're okay.
1372
00:51:09,316 --> 00:51:11,277
???
1373
00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:12,861
Everything--everything
is gonna be okay.
1374
00:51:12,945 --> 00:51:16,865
[Lip]
Excuse me, excuse me.
1375
00:51:16,949 --> 00:51:18,993
A fuckin' house party, Frank?
What grade are you in?
1376
00:51:19,076 --> 00:51:22,204
Grade A!
Frank's the best grade.
1377
00:51:24,206 --> 00:51:26,083
Jesus Christ.
1378
00:51:26,166 --> 00:51:30,671
???
1379
00:51:30,754 --> 00:51:33,841
[Kevin]
And finally, number 14.
1380
00:51:36,218 --> 00:51:40,055
Tell us, what do you think
makes you a good friend?
1381
00:51:40,139 --> 00:51:41,599
Like...
1382
00:51:41,682 --> 00:51:44,643
- I'm a really good listener.
- Mm.
1383
00:51:44,727 --> 00:51:47,271
I could listen to you
for hours, Kevin.
1384
00:51:47,354 --> 00:51:48,230
[Kevin chuckles]
1385
00:51:48,314 --> 00:51:52,026
Thank you, number 14.
You may be seated.
1386
00:51:52,109 --> 00:51:54,445
And that concludes
our interview portion.
1387
00:51:54,528 --> 00:51:56,697
It's tough to stay
at this time, but right now,
1388
00:51:56,780 --> 00:51:59,158
I think, uh, number 14
might be in the lead.
1389
00:51:59,241 --> 00:52:00,743
Are you serious?
1390
00:52:00,826 --> 00:52:03,746
Now, our next test is simple.
1391
00:52:03,829 --> 00:52:06,832
I ask, you answer--
just simple word association.
1392
00:52:06,915 --> 00:52:08,834
Can we get
another round of shots?
1393
00:52:08,917 --> 00:52:11,962
Yes.
Gretzky or Orr?
1394
00:52:12,046 --> 00:52:14,173
- [sighs]
- [all] Gretzky.
1395
00:52:14,256 --> 00:52:17,092
Gretzky.
Hoops or soccer?
1396
00:52:17,176 --> 00:52:19,178
- [all] Hoops.
- Excellent.
1397
00:52:19,261 --> 00:52:21,639
Polo shirt or tank top
with gold chains?
1398
00:52:21,722 --> 00:52:22,181
- Polo shirt.
- [all] Tank--
1399
00:52:22,264 --> 00:52:24,892
Who said polo shirt?
1400
00:52:24,975 --> 00:52:26,685
You're gone, 7.
1401
00:52:26,769 --> 00:52:28,729
Auf wiedersehen.
1402
00:52:28,812 --> 00:52:30,648
Mm-hmm.
Finally.
1403
00:52:32,191 --> 00:52:33,067
Fries and a Frosty at Wendy's
1404
00:52:33,150 --> 00:52:37,196
or off the menu MexiMelt
at Taco Bell?
1405
00:52:37,279 --> 00:52:38,530
- [all] MexiMelt.
- MexiMelt.
1406
00:52:38,614 --> 00:52:39,448
- MexiMelt.
- [door slams]
1407
00:52:39,531 --> 00:52:42,034
Oh, hey, V.
There she is, everyone!
1408
00:52:42,117 --> 00:52:43,577
- Say hi, V.
- [all] Hi, V.
1409
00:52:43,661 --> 00:52:47,539
Hi, ladies...
1410
00:52:47,623 --> 00:52:49,750
Who are they?
1411
00:52:49,833 --> 00:52:51,669
Oh, they're his Tinder dates.
1412
00:52:51,752 --> 00:52:54,129
But he's doing it
out of love for you.
1413
00:52:54,213 --> 00:52:54,963
Yeah.
1414
00:52:55,047 --> 00:52:56,298
His what?
1415
00:52:56,382 --> 00:52:59,259
? muffled rock music ?
1416
00:52:59,343 --> 00:53:01,095
???
1417
00:53:01,178 --> 00:53:02,388
Thanks for coming to the game
with me, little man.
1418
00:53:02,471 --> 00:53:04,056
Thanks for taking me, MaVar.
1419
00:53:04,139 --> 00:53:05,557
- [retching]
- Uh...
1420
00:53:05,641 --> 00:53:07,601
You know, you sure
we shouldn't take you back
1421
00:53:07,685 --> 00:53:08,936
to the bar we dropped
Veronica off at?
1422
00:53:09,019 --> 00:53:11,563
This is my home.
Gotta face my fate.
1423
00:53:11,647 --> 00:53:13,691
All right.
Let's do it again, okay?
1424
00:53:13,774 --> 00:53:15,025
Definitely.
1425
00:53:15,109 --> 00:53:17,069
- Have a good night.
- All right.
1426
00:53:17,152 --> 00:53:19,029
[man] I'm gonna cut you,
motherfucker!
1427
00:53:19,113 --> 00:53:20,864
[indistinct shouting
and laughter]
1428
00:53:20,948 --> 00:53:23,617
[all] Fight, fight, fight!
1429
00:53:23,701 --> 00:53:25,035
- Fight, fight, fight...
- Sorry.
1430
00:53:25,119 --> 00:53:26,328
Look, I can't leave you here.
1431
00:53:26,412 --> 00:53:27,663
You know how to play
Nintendo Wii?
1432
00:53:27,746 --> 00:53:29,456
- Yeah.
- All right, let's go.
1433
00:53:29,540 --> 00:53:32,292
Maybe grill some steaks,
watch Do the Right Thing.
1434
00:53:32,376 --> 00:53:34,503
- You know who Spike Lee is?
- Yep.
1435
00:53:34,586 --> 00:53:36,588
All right, of course you do.
1436
00:53:36,672 --> 00:53:41,427
???
1437
00:53:42,177 --> 00:53:42,761
Sorry about him.
Get home safely.
1438
00:53:42,845 --> 00:53:44,805
Godspeed.
1439
00:53:44,888 --> 00:53:46,098
[Kevin]
Thanks for playing.
1440
00:53:46,181 --> 00:53:48,058
Sorry about him.
Have a good night.
1441
00:53:48,142 --> 00:53:49,727
Go with God.
Thanks for playing.
1442
00:53:49,810 --> 00:53:52,563
- Sorry.
- You can keep that.
1443
00:53:52,646 --> 00:53:56,567
You know, there's an app for
making platonic friends, dick.
1444
00:53:56,650 --> 00:53:57,776
- FriendFinder.
- Good to know.
1445
00:53:57,860 --> 00:54:01,071
Thanks for playing.
1446
00:54:01,155 --> 00:54:02,406
That everyone?
1447
00:54:04,366 --> 00:54:06,243
I'll get her some coffee.
1448
00:54:06,910 --> 00:54:09,329
- Hey.
- Hey, man.
1449
00:54:09,413 --> 00:54:11,623
Thanks for letting me crash
tonight, seriously.
1450
00:54:11,707 --> 00:54:12,916
Yeah.
Hey...
1451
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:14,501
Are you sure you don't
want to stay at the house?
1452
00:54:14,585 --> 00:54:15,252
- Crash on the couch?
- Nah.
1453
00:54:15,335 --> 00:54:17,254
The whole block's loud as shit
1454
00:54:17,337 --> 00:54:18,547
and I don't want
to put you guys out.
1455
00:54:18,630 --> 00:54:19,047
It's all good.
This is--this is good.
1456
00:54:19,131 --> 00:54:20,799
All right, man.
1457
00:54:20,883 --> 00:54:21,967
Seat yourself.
1458
00:54:22,050 --> 00:54:24,219
Take any booth you like.
1459
00:54:24,303 --> 00:54:26,388
Frank usually sleeps
in that one.
1460
00:54:26,472 --> 00:54:28,098
[sighing]
Okay.
1461
00:54:28,182 --> 00:54:31,018
? laidback guitar music ?
1462
00:54:31,101 --> 00:54:35,397
???
1463
00:54:35,481 --> 00:54:38,192
[door rattling]
1464
00:54:42,362 --> 00:54:43,447
Got my shit?
1465
00:54:43,530 --> 00:54:45,032
You got mine?
1466
00:54:45,115 --> 00:54:48,410
???
1467
00:54:58,420 --> 00:55:01,256
FaceTime your brother.
See the baby.
1468
00:55:03,383 --> 00:55:06,929
You got five minutes,
starting now.
1469
00:55:10,724 --> 00:55:12,643
[door sliding shut]
1470
00:55:12,726 --> 00:55:14,645
[Veronica]
Rise and shine.
1471
00:55:16,939 --> 00:55:18,440
Did I win?
1472
00:55:18,524 --> 00:55:20,776
There's nothing to win.
There never was.
1473
00:55:20,859 --> 00:55:23,904
My husband's a bit disturbed.
Sorry.
1474
00:55:25,155 --> 00:55:28,033
I got you some coffee though.
1475
00:55:28,116 --> 00:55:30,160
Oh, my God, thank you.
1476
00:55:30,244 --> 00:55:31,703
Hope you didn't ruin
your whole night.
1477
00:55:31,787 --> 00:55:32,162
- [laughter]
- Nah.
1478
00:55:32,246 --> 00:55:33,580
It was fun.
1479
00:55:33,664 --> 00:55:37,376
Free drinks and my kid's
with my ex all weekend...
1480
00:55:37,459 --> 00:55:40,212
Girl's gotta put on lashes and
lipstick every one in a while.
1481
00:55:40,295 --> 00:55:42,839
Yeah, gotta remember
you're not dead,
1482
00:55:42,923 --> 00:55:44,383
even though you
basically are as a mom.
1483
00:55:44,466 --> 00:55:46,051
[chuckles]
1484
00:55:46,134 --> 00:55:48,387
Got twin girls.
How old's your kid?
1485
00:55:48,470 --> 00:55:50,138
Six.
Jared.
1486
00:55:50,222 --> 00:55:52,558
Like the jewelry store.
1487
00:55:52,641 --> 00:55:55,227
Right.
"He went to Jared."
1488
00:55:55,310 --> 00:55:57,354
Too bad no one's ever
going to Jared for me.
1489
00:55:57,437 --> 00:55:59,189
I had to buy this for myself.
1490
00:55:59,273 --> 00:56:00,857
A little self-care.
1491
00:56:00,941 --> 00:56:02,818
I put jewels and decals
and shit on my nails.
1492
00:56:02,901 --> 00:56:05,362
My little treat.
1493
00:56:05,445 --> 00:56:07,489
It's hard to get out
when you're our age.
1494
00:56:07,573 --> 00:56:08,740
So hard.
1495
00:56:08,824 --> 00:56:09,616
Hard to meet people.
1496
00:56:09,700 --> 00:56:13,161
It's hard to put yourself
out there.
1497
00:56:13,245 --> 00:56:15,080
I'm Mimi.
1498
00:56:15,163 --> 00:56:15,831
Well, Mei Ling, but Mimi.
1499
00:56:15,914 --> 00:56:20,794
Veronica, but V.
1500
00:56:20,877 --> 00:56:22,421
[Mimi]
Do you wanna get a nightcap, V?
1501
00:56:22,504 --> 00:56:24,923
Maybe somewhere that
people aren't staring?
1502
00:56:25,007 --> 00:56:27,634
[Veronica]
Yeah.
1503
00:56:30,262 --> 00:56:33,599
? bluesy rock music ?
1504
00:56:33,682 --> 00:56:34,975
Bye, best friends.
Have fun.
1505
00:56:35,058 --> 00:56:39,021
???
1506
00:56:39,104 --> 00:56:42,107
[phone ringing]
1507
00:56:42,190 --> 00:56:47,154
???
1508
00:56:52,784 --> 00:56:54,119
- [Ian] Hello?
- Ian?
1509
00:56:54,202 --> 00:56:56,622
How the hell are you
on FaceTime?
1510
00:56:56,705 --> 00:56:58,123
Can I see the baby?
1511
00:56:58,206 --> 00:57:00,042
Yeah, yeah, no, he's, uh,
1512
00:57:00,125 --> 00:57:03,629
he's right here.
1513
00:57:03,712 --> 00:57:05,339
???
1514
00:57:05,422 --> 00:57:09,384
Hey, buddy, whoa.
1515
00:57:09,468 --> 00:57:11,970
[Lip]
Eight pounds, eight ounces.
1516
00:57:12,054 --> 00:57:14,890
This is Fred.
1517
00:57:14,973 --> 00:57:18,310
Fred, hey, hey!
I'm your Uncle Ian.
1518
00:57:18,393 --> 00:57:20,103
Hello.
1519
00:57:20,187 --> 00:57:21,813
Lip, you have a son.
1520
00:57:21,897 --> 00:57:24,149
Yeah, I do.
1521
00:57:24,232 --> 00:57:27,819
Yeah, fuck.
[laughs]
1522
00:57:27,903 --> 00:57:29,237
Hey, buddy.
1523
00:57:29,321 --> 00:57:31,615
???
1524
00:57:31,698 --> 00:57:33,367
Fred Gallagher, huh?
1525
00:57:33,450 --> 00:57:35,661
It's nice to meet you, Freddie.
1526
00:57:35,744 --> 00:57:39,623
???
1527
00:57:40,832 --> 00:57:43,752
? upbeat rock music ?
1527
00:57:44,305 --> 00:57:50,407
102270
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof