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What? 9 00:00:40,605 --> 00:00:41,780 Look, if you wanna get promoted, 10 00:00:41,911 --> 00:00:43,217 you need to start paying more attention. 11 00:00:43,521 --> 00:00:47,438 I asked you about this ad, so tell me your thoughts. 12 00:00:50,572 --> 00:00:53,009 Um, yeah, yeah. 13 00:00:53,140 --> 00:00:57,709 I mean, it, uh, looks great. For a muffler. 14 00:00:58,101 --> 00:01:00,234 Consumers need to know there's some serious high tech 15 00:01:00,364 --> 00:01:02,062 stuff going down inside this thing. 16 00:01:03,759 --> 00:01:05,108 Hmm. So, what if we were 17 00:01:05,239 --> 00:01:07,371 to brighten up this yellow and this cyan a bit? 18 00:01:07,893 --> 00:01:09,852 Make the exhaust glow really pop. 19 00:01:11,288 --> 00:01:14,813 Come alive. Brilliant. 20 00:01:16,206 --> 00:01:18,600 Done and done. Get this back to Ginger. 21 00:01:18,730 --> 00:01:20,210 Tell her to make the exhaust glow... 22 00:01:21,385 --> 00:01:24,258 - Come alive. - More alive. 23 00:01:25,041 --> 00:01:26,173 Got it. 24 00:01:38,489 --> 00:01:39,969 Hey. Oh, when are you playing next? 25 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:42,014 Uh, next Friday. Gold dollar. 26 00:01:42,145 --> 00:01:43,015 Put me on the guest list? 27 00:01:43,146 --> 00:01:44,930 Come on. It's only five bucks! 28 00:01:51,067 --> 00:01:51,894 More alive? 29 00:01:53,243 --> 00:01:54,549 What the fuck does that mean? 30 00:01:55,550 --> 00:01:57,073 Whoa. 31 00:01:57,204 --> 00:01:58,770 Almost got you there big fella. 32 00:01:58,901 --> 00:02:00,163 Yeah, you sure did, Dave. 33 00:02:03,253 --> 00:02:04,689 I heard you're playing next Friday in the D. 34 00:02:05,299 --> 00:02:07,344 I wanna come see you guys. But my lady, 35 00:02:07,475 --> 00:02:09,129 she hates going downtown after hours. 36 00:02:09,346 --> 00:02:10,434 You know how the ladies are? 37 00:02:11,783 --> 00:02:14,090 Any who, got any suburb shows coming up? 38 00:02:14,221 --> 00:02:15,091 I'll just, I'll let you know. 39 00:02:15,222 --> 00:02:16,484 Sounds great. But hey, 40 00:02:16,614 --> 00:02:17,746 try to get on stage a little early if you can. 41 00:02:17,963 --> 00:02:19,530 My lady's in bed by ten. 42 00:02:26,581 --> 00:02:29,323 No, I know. It was good. You guys did a good job. 43 00:02:29,453 --> 00:02:30,454 Thank you. 44 00:02:31,020 --> 00:02:34,589 - We can go down to L.A. - Oh, absolutely. Yeah. 45 00:02:37,069 --> 00:02:39,681 - Cool shirt. - Really? 46 00:02:40,856 --> 00:02:41,900 Not. 47 00:02:56,872 --> 00:02:58,178 Hey, Greg. Let me, let me help you with that. 48 00:02:58,308 --> 00:02:59,048 It's OK. 49 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:00,049 Where are you doing sound? 50 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:02,138 - Lilli's. - Nice. 51 00:03:02,356 --> 00:03:04,053 - Give her a hug for me. - Yeah, we'll see. 52 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:05,620 It depends what kind of mood she's in. 53 00:03:06,055 --> 00:03:08,579 Yeah, well just make sure you keep the stage volume down, 54 00:03:08,971 --> 00:03:10,146 and she'll be happy, trust me. 55 00:03:15,064 --> 00:03:16,631 Yeah, it's, uh-- 56 00:03:16,761 --> 00:03:17,632 Oh. 57 00:03:18,154 --> 00:03:21,201 Yeah. It, it, it's all there. Sorry, it's late. 58 00:03:22,724 --> 00:03:26,467 What the hell? Jesse, this is like half the rent. 59 00:03:27,642 --> 00:03:28,599 What the fuck? 60 00:03:37,478 --> 00:03:39,175 Hey, sorry, I'm late. 61 00:03:39,306 --> 00:03:40,916 Got caught up with the Twins. 62 00:03:46,051 --> 00:03:47,444 Yo! Dipshits! 63 00:03:53,407 --> 00:03:55,409 Who, uh, who was that? 64 00:03:56,801 --> 00:03:57,802 New Bull Roar. 65 00:03:59,848 --> 00:04:00,805 Huh. 66 00:04:03,808 --> 00:04:05,332 And, it's incredibly awesome. 67 00:04:06,376 --> 00:04:07,551 Those motherfuckers. 68 00:04:08,770 --> 00:04:09,771 Who cares about this crap? 69 00:04:10,075 --> 00:04:11,251 A lot of people do. You're just pissed 70 00:04:11,381 --> 00:04:12,382 that they're Le Detroit 71 00:04:12,513 --> 00:04:13,731 Hipsters du jour, right? 72 00:04:14,166 --> 00:04:16,212 No, Max. I'm not. I'm pissed 73 00:04:16,343 --> 00:04:17,648 because we are better. 74 00:04:18,214 --> 00:04:21,391 I mean, come on guys. They got no three-part harmonies. 75 00:04:21,522 --> 00:04:23,219 There's no clever arrangements here. 76 00:04:23,350 --> 00:04:25,917 It's all stale blues progressions. 77 00:04:26,048 --> 00:04:28,006 And their drummer is just kind of, eh. 78 00:04:29,443 --> 00:04:31,227 And did I mention the lead singer's 79 00:04:31,575 --> 00:04:33,664 stupid mic stand gimmick? Come on. 80 00:04:33,795 --> 00:04:34,970 Who would sign them? Honestly. 81 00:04:35,100 --> 00:04:36,363 Hipster Records. 82 00:04:36,493 --> 00:04:38,016 They're flying out to see them next month 83 00:04:38,147 --> 00:04:39,844 at South by Southwest. 84 00:04:39,975 --> 00:04:41,150 Those motherfuckers! 85 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:43,848 Great job, Cody. Cue the rant. 86 00:04:44,066 --> 00:04:46,982 For three years we have been busting our ass in the shitty 87 00:04:47,112 --> 00:04:48,375 garage and, and for what? 88 00:04:48,505 --> 00:04:49,506 See his forehead? 89 00:04:49,767 --> 00:04:51,682 Fucking huge vein popping out? 90 00:04:51,813 --> 00:04:53,902 And these two poseurs just, just come out 91 00:04:54,032 --> 00:04:55,295 of nowhere, shit out an album. 92 00:04:55,425 --> 00:04:56,818 And, and, and these labels just start 93 00:04:56,948 --> 00:04:58,080 running to them and lap it up. 94 00:04:58,210 --> 00:04:59,647 He's a passionate guy, I'll give him that. 95 00:04:59,777 --> 00:05:01,475 And once again, every band 96 00:05:01,605 --> 00:05:03,912 that matters will be in Austin next month 97 00:05:04,086 --> 00:05:07,611 to get a record deal at South by, except for us. 98 00:05:07,742 --> 00:05:09,396 South By is what we're calling it now? 99 00:05:09,700 --> 00:05:11,833 That, that's so fucking pretentious. 100 00:05:11,963 --> 00:05:14,096 Hey. Hey. What do you, what do you... 101 00:05:14,226 --> 00:05:15,140 Hey, Jess. Hey! 102 00:05:15,489 --> 00:05:16,359 Jess. What the fuck, man? 103 00:05:16,490 --> 00:05:18,230 Take a chill pill. 104 00:05:18,361 --> 00:05:19,710 There's still a chance 105 00:05:19,841 --> 00:05:21,277 that our new demos could get in there. 106 00:05:21,408 --> 00:05:22,844 No. No. They're really sweet, Jesse. 107 00:05:23,105 --> 00:05:24,280 No, no. Max, we won't. Okay. 108 00:05:24,411 --> 00:05:26,369 Because nobody in Detroit or Austin 109 00:05:26,543 --> 00:05:28,502 or wherever the fuck gives two flying rats 110 00:05:28,632 --> 00:05:29,764 shits about what we're up to. 111 00:05:30,417 --> 00:05:32,506 Okay? We just, we, we gotta face it. 112 00:05:32,636 --> 00:05:33,594 We're never getting outta here. 113 00:05:34,856 --> 00:05:36,248 The garage? 114 00:05:37,075 --> 00:05:40,209 No, Detroit, you dummy. 115 00:05:44,996 --> 00:05:48,043 Look, I'm, I'm sorry, Cody, about that. 116 00:05:48,173 --> 00:05:49,261 I'll, I'll, I'll get you a new one. 117 00:05:51,089 --> 00:05:54,789 Look, if we don't get a record deal soon, 118 00:05:55,529 --> 00:05:59,315 we're gonna wake up one day, old as shit. 119 00:05:59,663 --> 00:06:01,926 Working soul sucking jobs 120 00:06:02,057 --> 00:06:04,146 that we're shitty at. Like advertising. 121 00:06:05,843 --> 00:06:07,454 Living in our parents' basements 122 00:06:08,803 --> 00:06:09,847 in Detroit. 123 00:06:12,894 --> 00:06:13,938 Gimme a hug you fucking idiot. 124 00:06:14,069 --> 00:06:16,027 - Oh my God. - Alright. 125 00:06:16,550 --> 00:06:17,594 Thanks. 126 00:06:18,465 --> 00:06:20,728 I know you wanna get outta here. You wanna leave Detroit. 127 00:06:20,858 --> 00:06:23,339 You wanna become a big rock star. Look, I know. 128 00:06:23,470 --> 00:06:25,602 Yeah. Hell yeah, I do. Okay. 129 00:06:25,820 --> 00:06:27,387 We all want that, right? 130 00:06:29,476 --> 00:06:30,433 Right?! 131 00:06:30,651 --> 00:06:32,914 Yes. You disheveled idiot. Obviously. 132 00:06:33,044 --> 00:06:35,133 Do you think we'd practice our nuts off 133 00:06:35,264 --> 00:06:37,005 for four days a week in this rented shit hole 134 00:06:37,222 --> 00:06:39,442 with your neurotic ass if we didn't? 135 00:06:39,573 --> 00:06:40,400 Neurotic? Wow. 136 00:06:40,530 --> 00:06:41,313 That's a new one. 137 00:06:41,444 --> 00:06:43,794 You're welcome. 138 00:06:43,968 --> 00:06:45,883 Hey, come, come here. Rest your head 139 00:06:46,014 --> 00:06:48,408 on my bosom child. It's all gonna be okay. 140 00:06:48,538 --> 00:06:50,714 God damn, Cody. You smell so fucking bad. 141 00:06:50,845 --> 00:06:52,455 1, 2, 3, 4. 142 00:07:09,907 --> 00:07:11,518 All right. Be careful, please. 143 00:07:15,173 --> 00:07:17,349 Oh, there he is. Speak of the devil. 144 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:18,481 Yeah. 145 00:07:18,655 --> 00:07:19,656 Anything for me? 146 00:07:19,787 --> 00:07:21,571 Nah. What, you looking for something? 147 00:07:21,702 --> 00:07:25,096 No, just, uh, letter from a lame music festival in Texas. 148 00:07:25,401 --> 00:07:28,448 No big deal. 149 00:07:29,753 --> 00:07:30,754 How you feeling? 150 00:07:30,885 --> 00:07:33,453 Me? Oh, you know, the usual. 151 00:07:34,541 --> 00:07:35,672 Like ass? 152 00:07:36,281 --> 00:07:37,761 - Bingo. - Stop it you two. 153 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:39,763 Oh, on the plus side. 154 00:07:39,894 --> 00:07:43,550 I haven't fallen in four days, so I am doing pretty good. 155 00:07:43,724 --> 00:07:45,465 You know, life's good. 156 00:07:46,204 --> 00:07:49,033 Okay. I'm hitting it. Gotta work in the morning. 157 00:07:49,164 --> 00:07:50,731 All right. Have fun. 158 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:54,561 Shit balls, Lynn! 159 00:07:55,910 --> 00:07:58,216 Could you be a little more careful? 160 00:08:01,132 --> 00:08:03,047 You just going to sit here and gimme the stink eye, 161 00:08:03,178 --> 00:08:04,832 or are you gonna flip over my record? 162 00:08:09,967 --> 00:08:11,578 Appreciate your help. 163 00:08:13,928 --> 00:08:15,190 Useless bastards. 164 00:08:43,044 --> 00:08:44,741 Oh, why God? 165 00:08:48,266 --> 00:08:50,442 "I guess being from Detroit, there's not much to do 166 00:08:50,573 --> 00:08:52,053 during the shitty winters, 167 00:08:52,183 --> 00:08:55,273 but practice. It's destitute Esse. On those dark nights, 168 00:08:55,404 --> 00:08:57,928 the only thing that really matters is music." 169 00:08:58,059 --> 00:08:59,800 Barf. 170 00:09:00,670 --> 00:09:03,455 "The truth is, we're the hardest working band in town. 171 00:09:03,717 --> 00:09:06,458 No gimmicks. Just straight up Detroit Garage 172 00:09:06,589 --> 00:09:08,852 Rock and Roll, homie." No gimmicks? 173 00:09:09,853 --> 00:09:11,072 What a pile of fucking horse shit. 174 00:09:17,121 --> 00:09:20,385 We don't have time to tell you all the bands... 175 00:10:34,329 --> 00:10:36,113 One, two, three, four... 176 00:10:43,338 --> 00:10:45,253 Yeah! 177 00:10:45,383 --> 00:10:46,602 South By loved us! 178 00:10:47,037 --> 00:10:48,604 Woo! 179 00:10:48,735 --> 00:10:52,913 You guys think any label guys witnessed le rock onslaught? 180 00:10:53,043 --> 00:10:56,351 You know they did! 181 00:11:03,793 --> 00:11:06,840 You guys were fucking dynamite. 182 00:11:07,405 --> 00:11:09,277 Here's a record contract. 183 00:11:10,626 --> 00:11:12,367 Sign here. 184 00:11:33,431 --> 00:11:34,519 That's not true, 185 00:11:34,911 --> 00:11:36,391 That's not true, Thomas. You know that's not true. 186 00:11:36,521 --> 00:11:39,133 Maybe if you stop wallowing in your self 187 00:11:39,350 --> 00:11:40,874 pity every once in a while, you'd 188 00:11:41,483 --> 00:11:43,093 notice that we're... 189 00:11:43,224 --> 00:11:44,834 By leaving me alone in a fucking cracker box of a house 190 00:11:44,965 --> 00:11:46,444 in a fucking wheelchair! 191 00:11:46,575 --> 00:11:47,271 What am I supposed to do? 192 00:11:47,402 --> 00:11:48,533 I don't know! 193 00:11:48,795 --> 00:11:49,534 Someone has to work! Then work! 194 00:11:49,665 --> 00:11:50,666 Screw you, Thomas! 195 00:11:51,014 --> 00:11:54,017 No, screw you, Lynn! 196 00:13:25,674 --> 00:13:27,589 Fuck sake, Dave! 197 00:13:36,337 --> 00:13:39,035 Oh. Is this a bad time? Oh. 198 00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:41,037 No, no, no. Not come in. I was, uh, 199 00:13:41,516 --> 00:13:42,691 - What's up? - I can come back. 200 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:43,692 No, come in. 201 00:13:43,866 --> 00:13:46,608 Got that Planet Muffler revision. 202 00:13:46,738 --> 00:13:47,914 It goes to the printer tomorrow. 203 00:13:48,044 --> 00:13:48,915 It needs to be routed for sign off. 204 00:13:49,045 --> 00:13:50,699 Yeah, I'm on it. 205 00:13:51,787 --> 00:13:54,007 Um, yeah-- 206 00:13:54,137 --> 00:13:56,009 Just sit it over there please. Yeah, thanks. 207 00:13:56,966 --> 00:14:00,230 Sure. Everything cool? 208 00:14:00,361 --> 00:14:01,057 Yeah, yeah, 209 00:14:01,188 --> 00:14:01,928 yeah. Sorry. Yeah. Yeah. 210 00:14:02,058 --> 00:14:02,972 Thank you. This is great. 211 00:14:04,582 --> 00:14:06,019 Okay. Oh! 212 00:14:06,584 --> 00:14:07,455 Bye. Bye. 213 00:14:11,372 --> 00:14:12,242 Oh, my... 214 00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:17,987 Oh! 215 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:23,514 Dave. I swear to God... 216 00:14:25,429 --> 00:14:27,823 Uh, are you okay? 217 00:14:28,650 --> 00:14:30,608 Yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm fantastic. 218 00:14:31,305 --> 00:14:34,395 Uh, forgot to mention, uh, the twins are out sick, 219 00:14:34,525 --> 00:14:36,223 so, Craig needs to sign off. 220 00:14:37,267 --> 00:14:40,880 Really? Craig? Sign off? 221 00:14:41,663 --> 00:14:45,841 Uh, yeah. Sorry. I'll, I'll talk to you later. 222 00:14:45,972 --> 00:14:46,842 All right? Yeah. 223 00:14:56,939 --> 00:14:58,201 Craig, hey. 224 00:15:00,987 --> 00:15:03,946 - You again. What? - Uh, 225 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:06,906 Planet Muffler ad needs your final sign 226 00:15:07,036 --> 00:15:08,081 off before it goes to print. 227 00:15:10,561 --> 00:15:11,388 Fine. Whatever. 228 00:15:22,399 --> 00:15:25,359 Jesus, who writes this crap? 229 00:15:25,707 --> 00:15:26,838 You did, Craig. 230 00:15:31,017 --> 00:15:33,149 You got something for me to sign this trash with? 231 00:15:34,107 --> 00:15:34,934 Yep. 232 00:15:45,509 --> 00:15:46,293 Asshole. 233 00:15:52,038 --> 00:15:53,822 Sorry. Just, just a quick question. 234 00:15:54,431 --> 00:15:56,129 What? 235 00:15:56,259 --> 00:15:58,740 Do you remember the exact moment 236 00:15:59,088 --> 00:16:01,786 that you gave up on being a real writer 237 00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:03,310 and sold out for advertising? 238 00:16:05,138 --> 00:16:06,530 1, 2, 3... 239 00:16:10,839 --> 00:16:11,840 Hey, 240 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,756 how'd you like that wallpaper I planted on ya? 241 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,149 Wasn't sure when you'd get in, 242 00:16:16,279 --> 00:16:17,628 so, I did it last night when you left. 243 00:16:19,282 --> 00:16:20,196 Told my lady about it. 244 00:16:20,327 --> 00:16:21,415 She thought it was hilarious. 245 00:16:25,810 --> 00:16:26,942 Oh, snap. 246 00:16:29,858 --> 00:16:32,469 â™ª My life in the D â™ª 247 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:33,601 â™ª It's a tragic comedy â™ª 248 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:38,258 â™ª A poetic verse â™ª 249 00:16:40,521 --> 00:16:45,482 â™ª It's voodoo some say, black magic etouffee â™ª 250 00:16:46,179 --> 00:16:47,963 â™ª A dead man's curse â™ª Fuck! 251 00:16:58,887 --> 00:17:01,890 Hello? Mom? 252 00:17:03,761 --> 00:17:04,762 Dad? 253 00:17:08,418 --> 00:17:11,508 Bedroom. Bedroom! 254 00:17:16,383 --> 00:17:18,080 Jesus. What the hell are you doing on the floor? 255 00:17:18,211 --> 00:17:21,301 I, I, I was trying to put my socks on 256 00:17:21,431 --> 00:17:25,479 and I, I guess I lost my balance and boom, I fell. 257 00:17:25,957 --> 00:17:28,047 Uh, I tried to get up, but no dice. 258 00:17:30,353 --> 00:17:31,354 How long have you been sitting here? 259 00:17:33,748 --> 00:17:34,662 - Here. Come on. - Stop. 260 00:17:34,966 --> 00:17:36,055 I'll do this myself. 261 00:17:36,185 --> 00:17:37,012 Well, apparently, you can't. 262 00:17:37,143 --> 00:17:38,187 Come on. 263 00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:41,016 Did you hear what I said? 264 00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:42,017 Huh? 265 00:17:42,365 --> 00:17:43,584 I asked how long you've been on the floor? 266 00:17:44,411 --> 00:17:49,242 - Uh, not long. Not long. - Uh huh. 267 00:17:52,636 --> 00:17:54,421 Why didn't, why didn't you just call me? 268 00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:56,075 Where's ma? 269 00:18:00,296 --> 00:18:01,819 Dad? Where's mom? 270 00:18:04,692 --> 00:18:05,867 I guess, I guess she left. 271 00:18:13,962 --> 00:18:15,877 Just careful. It's hot as hell. 272 00:18:16,007 --> 00:18:17,183 And, and make sure you don't 273 00:18:17,313 --> 00:18:18,967 eat the peach cobbler shit in the corner. 274 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,361 It mixed with the steak juice. It's gross. 275 00:18:30,587 --> 00:18:33,503 You think she's, uh, think she's coming back? 276 00:18:34,722 --> 00:18:37,116 Coming back? No. 277 00:18:38,943 --> 00:18:40,902 Fuck her. 278 00:18:41,032 --> 00:18:43,818 Oh, fuck her. Are you serious? 279 00:18:43,948 --> 00:18:45,472 She's the one who takes care... Shit, 280 00:18:45,602 --> 00:18:49,780 she takes care of both of us. You know what? 281 00:18:50,390 --> 00:18:53,262 Let me ask you a question. Where are your meds? 282 00:18:55,525 --> 00:18:57,658 They're right there in the cabinet. 283 00:18:57,788 --> 00:18:59,050 No, they're not. They're in the fridge. 284 00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:00,922 You gotta keep 'em 285 00:19:01,052 --> 00:19:02,097 cold or they go bad. 286 00:19:03,446 --> 00:19:07,102 What about your nurse? What day does she come by? 287 00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:11,759 Uh, well, uh, Wednesday, Thursday. 288 00:19:11,889 --> 00:19:13,630 It's Tuesday. Tuesday. 289 00:19:33,737 --> 00:19:35,261 "Congratulations... Your band, 290 00:19:35,435 --> 00:19:38,089 Hot Freaks, is invited to Austin to play South by Southwest." 291 00:19:40,004 --> 00:19:44,922 Holy shit. Did you know about this? 292 00:19:45,532 --> 00:19:48,143 Ugh, this peach cobbler stuff tastes like shit. 293 00:19:58,327 --> 00:20:00,851 Hey, Jess. Jess, where you going? 294 00:20:00,982 --> 00:20:03,811 Jess?! 295 00:20:06,988 --> 00:20:07,815 Shit. 296 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,216 "Jesse Grant..." 297 00:20:17,651 --> 00:20:18,782 "Jesse Grant..." 298 00:20:18,913 --> 00:20:19,914 "Congratulations..." 299 00:20:21,437 --> 00:20:24,397 Oh my God, Jesse. Holy fucking shit, dude! 300 00:20:26,268 --> 00:20:28,096 Jess. Jess. What's wrong? Man? This is awesome. 301 00:20:30,968 --> 00:20:32,579 I'm not going, you just, 302 00:20:32,709 --> 00:20:34,537 you can call what's his face from The Numbers 303 00:20:34,668 --> 00:20:36,278 to fill in for me or whoever. 304 00:20:36,409 --> 00:20:37,410 I... 305 00:20:38,759 --> 00:20:41,762 Dude, what, what, what the hell are you talking about? 306 00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:43,851 This is your biggest dream, dude. 307 00:20:43,981 --> 00:20:45,940 We, we, we can't go and do this without you, man. 308 00:20:46,070 --> 00:20:48,508 Yeah, well, my ma left. Okay. 309 00:20:49,596 --> 00:20:52,425 Like, like, she left, left? 310 00:20:53,208 --> 00:20:55,515 Yeah. Like packed up all her shit left, 311 00:20:56,777 --> 00:20:57,778 Man. 312 00:20:58,735 --> 00:20:59,954 I mean, you, you know her, she'll, 313 00:21:00,084 --> 00:21:01,216 she'll, she'll come back. 314 00:21:01,608 --> 00:21:05,351 No. No, she won't. She got an apartment in Ferndale. 315 00:21:06,874 --> 00:21:09,572 She said that she can deal with all my dad's health issues, 316 00:21:09,703 --> 00:21:12,053 you know, the shots and the doctor's appointments 317 00:21:12,183 --> 00:21:14,621 and whatever, but just not his shitty attitude. 318 00:21:16,231 --> 00:21:18,059 And I get it. Like, I, I mean, 319 00:21:18,189 --> 00:21:19,756 the guy is a complete asshole. 320 00:21:19,887 --> 00:21:24,021 Jess. Jess, the guy's also in a wheelchair. 321 00:21:24,152 --> 00:21:25,806 People in wheelchairs can't be assholes? 322 00:21:26,633 --> 00:21:29,505 Uh, I, I, I, I guess anyone can be an asshole, 323 00:21:29,636 --> 00:21:31,855 but he's your dad in a wheelchair, man. 324 00:21:31,986 --> 00:21:33,814 Oh. So, your dad, who's not in a wheelchair, 325 00:21:34,075 --> 00:21:35,511 is not an asshole? 326 00:21:35,729 --> 00:21:37,034 Oh no. He's a huge asshole. 327 00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:38,558 Exactly. 328 00:21:42,431 --> 00:21:43,650 Oh, did I mention I got fired today? 329 00:21:46,261 --> 00:21:48,698 Jesus. Who died? 330 00:21:48,829 --> 00:21:50,657 Alright, cheers everybody South By here we come. 331 00:21:50,787 --> 00:21:54,313 We're on our way, Seff. 332 00:21:56,184 --> 00:21:58,621 Oh God, why? 333 00:21:58,752 --> 00:22:00,188 Hey, there's J.J., I'm gonna go 334 00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:01,320 congratulate him. 335 00:22:01,450 --> 00:22:02,625 Oh, the fuck You are. That fucking 336 00:22:02,756 --> 00:22:03,583 Cody. 337 00:22:05,019 --> 00:22:05,759 Y'all better be at South By. 338 00:22:05,889 --> 00:22:06,977 Hey, J.J. Hey. 339 00:22:07,108 --> 00:22:08,065 Hey. 340 00:22:10,503 --> 00:22:12,156 Congrats on South By, man. 341 00:22:12,896 --> 00:22:15,421 I hear, uh, Hipster Records flying out to sign you guys. 342 00:22:15,986 --> 00:22:18,641 Oh, thanks, man. Uh, do I know you, Amigo? 343 00:22:21,818 --> 00:22:25,169 Yeah. I, I'm, I'm Cody, bassist from Hot Freaks. 344 00:22:25,779 --> 00:22:27,215 Doesn't ring a bell? Uh, 345 00:22:28,956 --> 00:22:30,044 the other guys, they're, they're over 346 00:22:30,174 --> 00:22:31,175 there. Hey, hey guys. Hey. 347 00:22:31,611 --> 00:22:34,483 Hey. We, we opened 348 00:22:34,614 --> 00:22:37,356 for you guys at the Garden Bowl just a little while back. 349 00:22:39,836 --> 00:22:42,273 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember you guys. Yeah. 350 00:22:42,404 --> 00:22:45,015 You're the, uh, Cheap Trick rip-off band, huh? 351 00:22:48,802 --> 00:22:51,282 And you, you fell off the stage 352 00:22:51,413 --> 00:22:53,110 and smashed your guitar to shiz. 353 00:22:55,591 --> 00:22:57,027 Yo lemme know if you wanna sell that ride 354 00:22:57,158 --> 00:22:58,377 for parts or something, man. 355 00:23:04,339 --> 00:23:05,340 See you later. 356 00:23:08,691 --> 00:23:09,475 What just happened? 357 00:23:17,308 --> 00:23:18,135 Hey. 358 00:23:22,226 --> 00:23:26,753 We are playing South By at La Zona on the Saturday night bill. 359 00:23:27,928 --> 00:23:30,844 So, you guys should think about checking us out, 360 00:23:31,148 --> 00:23:32,367 you know, see how it's done. 361 00:23:34,021 --> 00:23:36,110 Well, this is awkward because we're actually headlining 362 00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:40,810 that show. So, I guess you'll be opening for us again? 363 00:23:42,290 --> 00:23:43,334 Bummer, Broski. 364 00:23:45,685 --> 00:23:47,513 Yo, try not to fall off the stage this time, 365 00:23:47,643 --> 00:23:50,472 yeah? And you... 366 00:23:51,386 --> 00:23:52,996 just take off the top two strings, man. 367 00:23:53,127 --> 00:23:54,215 It's not like you use 'em anyway. 368 00:24:00,264 --> 00:24:01,396 Fuck that fucking fuck. 369 00:24:01,527 --> 00:24:04,617 Okay. Okay, boys, we are going to Austin 370 00:24:04,791 --> 00:24:07,402 and we're gonna blow his ass out of the water. Okay? 371 00:24:07,533 --> 00:24:09,926 Wait, wait. Who's going to Austin? 372 00:24:15,497 --> 00:24:16,455 Let's Go. 373 00:24:16,585 --> 00:24:19,370 Oh, fucking guys, I tell you what. 374 00:24:19,675 --> 00:24:20,763 Oh, about time. 375 00:24:20,894 --> 00:24:23,549 Oh, look at this beauty. 376 00:24:23,679 --> 00:24:25,202 Nice ride. 377 00:24:25,594 --> 00:24:26,769 What's this piece of shit? 378 00:24:29,903 --> 00:24:30,860 Damn. Shut it up. 379 00:24:30,991 --> 00:24:31,861 You're late. 380 00:24:32,383 --> 00:24:34,908 Hey, what do you think? Pretty cool. Huh? 381 00:24:35,038 --> 00:24:35,561 Where'd you get it? 382 00:24:35,691 --> 00:24:36,692 I'd rather walk. 383 00:24:36,823 --> 00:24:38,302 You remember Tommy from Thick Pickle? 384 00:24:38,825 --> 00:24:40,130 How can I forget Thick Pickle? 385 00:24:40,261 --> 00:24:41,349 Yeah. Well, they broke up, 386 00:24:41,654 --> 00:24:43,046 so they rented it to us for cheap. 387 00:24:46,441 --> 00:24:47,573 Yeah. 388 00:24:47,703 --> 00:24:49,966 Jesus. You think it'll make it to Austin? 389 00:24:50,314 --> 00:24:52,839 Oh, they told me it would. Plus. Yeah, 390 00:24:53,056 --> 00:24:56,103 They gave me their triple A card just in case. 391 00:24:56,451 --> 00:24:59,323 Hey, anybody check the fluids on this shit wagon? 392 00:24:59,454 --> 00:25:00,455 Hey, Mr. G. 393 00:25:00,629 --> 00:25:01,848 How's it hanging, man? Nice to see you. 394 00:25:01,978 --> 00:25:03,937 Yeah, not good. Good to see you too. 395 00:25:04,067 --> 00:25:06,592 I can't wait to be dropped off in a nursing home to die. 396 00:25:06,896 --> 00:25:10,204 Shady Acres is an assisted living facility. Okay? 397 00:25:10,334 --> 00:25:11,553 And you're only gonna be there for a week, 398 00:25:11,814 --> 00:25:13,729 so you're not gonna die by the time I get back. Dad. 399 00:25:13,990 --> 00:25:16,732 I should have never had sex with your mom that Christmas. 400 00:25:17,167 --> 00:25:19,126 Too many white Russians. Too many. 401 00:25:19,256 --> 00:25:21,911 Hey, I hear they have some, uh, pretty nice ice cream socials. 402 00:25:22,042 --> 00:25:23,434 Yeah, some hot blue hairs, too. 403 00:25:23,565 --> 00:25:24,871 - Ice cream and blue hair. - Yeah. 404 00:25:25,393 --> 00:25:27,526 Is that, uh, supposed to make me feel better, asshole? 405 00:25:27,656 --> 00:25:29,005 We gotta go or we're not gonna make it. 406 00:25:29,136 --> 00:25:29,963 Be careful. 407 00:25:30,093 --> 00:25:31,442 - Help me get in the van. - Ah! 408 00:25:31,747 --> 00:25:33,662 Picked the wrong week to stop drinking. 409 00:25:34,228 --> 00:25:35,751 Are you high? Careful! All right. 410 00:25:35,882 --> 00:25:37,536 Watch, watch, watch it! 411 00:25:40,060 --> 00:25:41,888 Careful. 412 00:25:42,018 --> 00:25:44,064 - Alright. Hey, hey. - We're good. 413 00:25:44,194 --> 00:25:47,241 I'm fine, man. I got this. I'm fine. 414 00:25:50,026 --> 00:25:51,550 Legs in... 415 00:25:56,511 --> 00:25:57,381 Comfy, right? 416 00:25:57,860 --> 00:26:00,341 Save it. You're all co-conspirators 417 00:26:00,471 --> 00:26:01,647 as far as I'm concerned. 418 00:26:01,908 --> 00:26:04,432 Abandoning, uh, handicapped man. 419 00:26:06,826 --> 00:26:07,957 Y'all should be ashamed. 420 00:26:08,088 --> 00:26:09,785 I said stop, dad. 421 00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:24,583 Oh my God. Oh, Jesus. Oh. 422 00:26:24,713 --> 00:26:25,975 Really? 423 00:26:26,236 --> 00:26:28,282 On demand. revenge farts? 424 00:26:28,412 --> 00:26:30,589 Such a child. 425 00:26:36,682 --> 00:26:37,508 Now that's good. 426 00:26:37,639 --> 00:26:38,553 That's gold, baby. 427 00:26:39,075 --> 00:26:41,338 You're paying for the damages on the van. 428 00:26:41,512 --> 00:26:43,558 Sorry, fellas. Not anymore. 429 00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:45,429 Just take me to the nursing home. 430 00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:47,910 - Oh shit. - Enjoy the ride. 431 00:26:49,390 --> 00:26:50,217 Oh, shit. 432 00:27:10,759 --> 00:27:11,760 Nope. 433 00:27:12,239 --> 00:27:13,109 Hey, what are you doing? 434 00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:14,284 Just keep going, keep going. 435 00:27:14,415 --> 00:27:17,113 Wait, is he coming with us? 436 00:27:19,028 --> 00:27:22,858 No offense. Your dad anger farts. He's old and cranky. 437 00:27:22,989 --> 00:27:24,207 Smells like fucking month balls. 438 00:27:24,338 --> 00:27:25,382 Yeah, I Know. - Hey, I can hear you. 439 00:27:25,513 --> 00:27:26,949 No, no, Jess, I mean, seriously. 440 00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:28,211 Look at the guy. 441 00:27:28,516 --> 00:27:29,691 There's, there's no room for him, dude. 442 00:27:29,822 --> 00:27:30,779 I don't care. 443 00:27:31,345 --> 00:27:33,260 Hey, Jess. Hey Jess. 444 00:27:33,477 --> 00:27:34,391 I'm not hearing it. Okay? 445 00:27:34,522 --> 00:27:35,784 Just, just shut up 446 00:27:35,915 --> 00:27:37,960 and try not to be your usual pain in the ass. 447 00:27:38,178 --> 00:27:39,745 Okay? 448 00:27:40,963 --> 00:27:42,443 I wanted to say, I just wanted... 449 00:27:42,573 --> 00:27:44,227 Dad! 450 00:27:44,358 --> 00:27:45,489 I Just wanted to ask, has anybody checked the fluids on the 451 00:27:45,620 --> 00:27:46,621 Shit wagon? 452 00:27:56,152 --> 00:27:57,501 I got a piss. Anybody else? 453 00:27:58,546 --> 00:28:00,330 Hey, I thought we had to go straight through? 454 00:28:00,940 --> 00:28:02,637 Go in a bottle for piss sake. 455 00:28:02,898 --> 00:28:05,205 Since when have you ever pissed in a pop bottle? 456 00:28:06,162 --> 00:28:09,383 What? You think this is my first road trip? 457 00:28:10,253 --> 00:28:12,212 Uh, considering I have not once been 458 00:28:12,342 --> 00:28:13,430 on a road trip with you ever. 459 00:28:13,953 --> 00:28:14,823 Yeah. 460 00:28:15,215 --> 00:28:17,173 - Yeah. I could whiz. - Yeah. Man, I gotta pee. 461 00:28:18,261 --> 00:28:19,306 Pussy's. 462 00:28:20,394 --> 00:28:21,438 Here. Cody, turn off. Just turn off here. 463 00:28:22,918 --> 00:28:23,397 Pussy's. 464 00:28:23,527 --> 00:28:24,137 Dick. 465 00:28:24,267 --> 00:28:24,746 Pussy's. 466 00:28:24,877 --> 00:28:25,138 Dick. 467 00:28:25,268 --> 00:28:26,269 Sorry. 468 00:28:34,147 --> 00:28:36,715 Okay, here we go. 469 00:28:49,292 --> 00:28:50,337 Good? 470 00:28:50,772 --> 00:28:51,599 Not really. 471 00:29:21,368 --> 00:29:23,109 Wait, what do you, what are you doing, Jess? 472 00:29:23,239 --> 00:29:24,458 I'm just, I'm helping you take a piss. 473 00:29:24,588 --> 00:29:26,155 I, I don't, I don't need your help. Stop. 474 00:29:26,286 --> 00:29:27,809 Come on dad. Knock it off. I'm just here-- 475 00:29:28,244 --> 00:29:30,029 Jess. I said stop. Shit. 476 00:29:30,159 --> 00:29:32,814 You know what? Fine. Do it yourself. 477 00:29:32,945 --> 00:29:33,772 I will. 478 00:29:37,688 --> 00:29:38,515 I'll be fine. 479 00:29:40,517 --> 00:29:41,388 Close the door behind me. 480 00:29:41,518 --> 00:29:42,345 All right. 481 00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:48,047 Alright, don't worry about it. 482 00:29:48,177 --> 00:29:48,961 Just, just, just-- 483 00:30:12,854 --> 00:30:13,812 What's up? 484 00:30:18,991 --> 00:30:19,861 Do I know you, guy? 485 00:30:28,087 --> 00:30:28,957 Bro! 486 00:30:34,528 --> 00:30:35,659 You listen to, uh, Radiohead? 487 00:30:35,790 --> 00:30:38,575 Yeah, but after screening, I don't think OK 488 00:30:38,706 --> 00:30:39,707 Computer's gonna make, man, 489 00:30:41,100 --> 00:30:41,752 What are we doing here? 490 00:30:41,883 --> 00:30:42,753 Come on guys. Let's go. 491 00:30:42,884 --> 00:30:43,667 - Slow down a little dude. - What? 492 00:30:43,885 --> 00:30:45,756 What's the hurry? What's the rush? 493 00:30:45,887 --> 00:30:46,845 Looks like we're not the only band 494 00:30:46,975 --> 00:30:48,585 on the road to Austin today. 495 00:30:48,716 --> 00:30:50,283 â™ª Go â™ª 496 00:30:50,413 --> 00:30:52,285 â™ª Go, go â™ª 497 00:30:54,069 --> 00:30:57,333 Oh shit, dude. They've gotta van those motherfuckers! 498 00:30:57,464 --> 00:30:59,335 Yeah. Maybe we should go say hi or something. 499 00:30:59,509 --> 00:31:00,684 - Oh yeah. - Come on man. 500 00:31:00,946 --> 00:31:04,645 What is with you ladies? What's with the man crush? 501 00:31:04,775 --> 00:31:06,734 It's another band from Detroit. 502 00:31:07,343 --> 00:31:09,868 Lead singer thinks his dick is bigger than everyone else's. 503 00:31:11,478 --> 00:31:12,479 It's not. 504 00:31:13,697 --> 00:31:14,785 So, like on the douche-o-meter, 505 00:31:14,916 --> 00:31:16,091 what are we, what are we looking at? 506 00:31:16,265 --> 00:31:17,353 Between one and 10, 507 00:31:17,658 --> 00:31:20,487 7,896,021. 508 00:31:21,009 --> 00:31:22,402 So that's over 10, right? 509 00:31:22,532 --> 00:31:23,533 It's 10. It's 10. 510 00:31:23,664 --> 00:31:27,407 Oh, so like, kind of a douche, huh? 511 00:31:27,537 --> 00:31:28,364 Yeah. 512 00:31:30,497 --> 00:31:33,848 Hey, you, uh, you guys want to have a little road trip fun? 513 00:31:34,544 --> 00:31:35,023 - Oui. - Dito. 514 00:31:35,154 --> 00:31:36,198 No, no, no, no. 515 00:31:36,329 --> 00:31:37,243 We gotta get back on the road. Come on. 516 00:31:37,373 --> 00:31:38,984 We gotta get back on the road. Just relax. 517 00:31:39,201 --> 00:31:43,162 Have some fun, son. Seriously. I got an idea. 518 00:31:43,727 --> 00:31:44,946 Trust the old man. 519 00:31:45,077 --> 00:31:45,947 Here's what I'm thinking... 520 00:32:42,003 --> 00:32:43,918 Seff... The door, man. 521 00:32:44,527 --> 00:32:45,659 Always close the door! 522 00:32:56,278 --> 00:32:57,323 All right. 523 00:32:59,455 --> 00:33:00,717 You owe me three bucks. 524 00:33:11,032 --> 00:33:12,033 Let's go! Go, go, go! 525 00:33:28,832 --> 00:33:30,791 Oh, yo, yo, yo. Jesse, please be careful. 526 00:33:30,921 --> 00:33:32,010 We, we don't wanna mess this up. 527 00:33:32,271 --> 00:33:34,186 It's J.J.'s precious cargo or whatever. 528 00:33:34,316 --> 00:33:35,143 Oh yeah? 529 00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:37,667 Oops. 530 00:34:07,784 --> 00:34:09,873 Seats aren't too comfortable here, are they? 531 00:34:10,004 --> 00:34:11,832 - No kidding. - Or maybe it's 532 00:34:11,962 --> 00:34:13,790 my seat that's not so comfortable. 533 00:34:24,410 --> 00:34:27,021 You said there weren't no home like a raft. 534 00:34:29,023 --> 00:34:32,070 After all, you feel mighty free 535 00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:35,421 and easy, and comfortable on a raft. 536 00:34:39,294 --> 00:34:40,339 Huh? 537 00:34:40,513 --> 00:34:41,470 Oh, sorry. 538 00:34:41,818 --> 00:34:43,385 Uh, Huckleberry Finn. 539 00:34:46,997 --> 00:34:49,435 I've never seen the Mississippi before. 540 00:34:50,871 --> 00:34:51,872 Always wanted to. 541 00:34:53,656 --> 00:34:56,398 Cool. Yeah, it's, uh, it's 542 00:34:56,529 --> 00:34:57,660 the first for both of us, I guess. 543 00:34:58,792 --> 00:35:03,231 Did you know that it's over 2,340 miles long 544 00:35:03,666 --> 00:35:06,930 and it takes one drop of rain, 90 days 545 00:35:07,583 --> 00:35:12,197 to flow all the way through to the ocean? It's cool, huh? 546 00:35:12,936 --> 00:35:13,763 Who knew? 547 00:35:15,113 --> 00:35:17,506 This guy. I always thought it'd be cool to 548 00:35:18,899 --> 00:35:19,943 take a raft down it one day. 549 00:35:20,074 --> 00:35:22,294 You know, like the old timers? 550 00:35:25,210 --> 00:35:26,254 It's on my bucket list. 551 00:35:28,300 --> 00:35:29,562 Didn't know you had a bucket list. 552 00:35:31,781 --> 00:35:32,565 Yeah, there's a lot of things 553 00:35:32,695 --> 00:35:33,870 you don't know about me, son. 554 00:35:35,959 --> 00:35:37,874 Okay. So, you going to tell me 555 00:35:38,005 --> 00:35:39,267 what else is on this bucket list or-- 556 00:35:39,398 --> 00:35:40,747 Yeah. Nah, I 557 00:35:40,877 --> 00:35:42,879 mean, look, it's just, it's stupid stuff, you know? 558 00:35:43,010 --> 00:35:44,881 Oh yeah. Stupid stuff. Like what? 559 00:35:45,447 --> 00:35:48,146 Just stupid stuff. So, you know, dreams and places. 560 00:35:48,581 --> 00:35:49,277 Come on. What's on the list? 561 00:35:49,408 --> 00:35:50,365 Okay. 562 00:35:50,496 --> 00:35:51,366 - Just-- - Alright. You wanna know? 563 00:35:51,627 --> 00:35:52,933 I, I, yeah. 564 00:35:53,063 --> 00:35:54,064 I've got it right here. Keep it with me always. 565 00:35:54,413 --> 00:35:56,937 Shit. In fact, gimme a second. 566 00:36:01,507 --> 00:36:03,639 Yeah, I'm gonna have to update some of this stuff, 567 00:36:03,770 --> 00:36:06,164 but, uh. I always thought it'd be cool to go 568 00:36:06,468 --> 00:36:11,821 to see the Northern Lights, you know? The Grand Canyon, 569 00:36:12,648 --> 00:36:15,782 Taj Mahal, uh, meet Meryl Streep. 570 00:36:17,610 --> 00:36:19,873 Uh, I don't, maybe you shouldn't let, maybe 571 00:36:20,352 --> 00:36:21,657 I shouldn't have let your mom see that one. 572 00:36:22,571 --> 00:36:23,355 And, um-- 573 00:36:28,447 --> 00:36:33,147 I thought, uh, maybe it'd be nice if I could, 574 00:36:33,278 --> 00:36:35,584 if I could walk again someday, 575 00:36:38,108 --> 00:36:40,894 But, you know, just dreams, son. 576 00:36:46,595 --> 00:36:48,858 You gotta be shitting me! 577 00:36:48,989 --> 00:36:50,164 Fucking, Thick Pickle! 578 00:36:50,730 --> 00:36:53,080 Did anybody check the fluids on this shit wagon? 579 00:36:54,124 --> 00:36:56,344 Oh. Okay. 580 00:36:56,475 --> 00:36:58,085 Triple A, to the rescue fellas. 581 00:37:10,010 --> 00:37:12,099 Yeah, I keep telling 'em you gotta put some fluids 582 00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:13,535 - in the shit wagon, right? - Yeah, I know. 583 00:37:14,797 --> 00:37:16,756 - For you. - Gracias, amigo. 584 00:37:18,627 --> 00:37:20,020 I'm glad somebody knew what was going on 585 00:37:20,150 --> 00:37:21,717 with this thing. Would've taking a lot longer 586 00:37:21,848 --> 00:37:23,458 if we didn't know about the fluids 587 00:37:23,589 --> 00:37:24,546 that we needed to top off. 588 00:37:24,677 --> 00:37:25,504 Right? 589 00:37:25,634 --> 00:37:27,375 Now. Oh, you bet. 590 00:37:27,506 --> 00:37:29,029 Want to go ahead and just run the, 591 00:37:29,159 --> 00:37:30,160 yeah, that one. 592 00:37:30,291 --> 00:37:31,510 - Alright. - That should work. 593 00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:33,338 Alright. I'll be back in a minute. 594 00:37:33,468 --> 00:37:34,252 Gracias, Ernesto. 595 00:37:36,123 --> 00:37:37,646 - You saved our ass. - Really-- 596 00:37:37,777 --> 00:37:39,431 thanks, Mr. G. We, we'll pay you back. 597 00:37:39,953 --> 00:37:44,392 Uh, how? You boys don't even have a pot to piss in. 598 00:37:45,959 --> 00:37:47,134 You're gonna have to establish credit 599 00:37:47,265 --> 00:37:48,353 at some point. You understand that? 600 00:37:48,614 --> 00:37:50,398 - It was declined. - I'm sorry? 601 00:37:50,529 --> 00:37:51,573 - Declined. - Declined. 602 00:37:51,704 --> 00:37:53,575 Uh, give, just give it another shot. 603 00:37:54,228 --> 00:37:56,274 - I tried it twice. - Alright. Uh, 604 00:37:58,058 --> 00:37:58,972 you got anything else? 605 00:37:59,102 --> 00:37:59,973 I do. Gimme just a 606 00:38:00,103 --> 00:38:01,366 sec. I'm just, I gotta get 607 00:38:01,496 --> 00:38:03,281 to the... I'm handicapped, so, excuse me. 608 00:38:03,411 --> 00:38:04,238 Alright. 609 00:38:05,544 --> 00:38:06,501 What the fuck, dad? 610 00:38:07,372 --> 00:38:10,418 I, I'm sorry. I guess your mother didn't pay the bill last month. 611 00:38:14,030 --> 00:38:15,554 Uh, that's $1 Cody. 612 00:38:15,684 --> 00:38:17,556 It's a start, son. What else we got? 613 00:38:17,860 --> 00:38:19,253 That's all I got. 614 00:38:19,384 --> 00:38:21,429 You have two? Here's a 20. 615 00:38:21,647 --> 00:38:23,518 Wow. This is $23 guys... 616 00:38:23,649 --> 00:38:25,215 More than you guys have. 617 00:38:25,433 --> 00:38:27,522 Start digging in the van. We gotta come up with something. 618 00:38:27,653 --> 00:38:30,133 $200 on a cost. Oh, well, shit. 619 00:38:31,352 --> 00:38:32,745 Oh my God. I can't believe it's them! 620 00:38:33,311 --> 00:38:35,617 Bull Roar, right? I love you guys. 621 00:38:35,748 --> 00:38:36,836 Okay. 622 00:38:36,966 --> 00:38:38,490 You guys are awesome. 623 00:38:39,708 --> 00:38:40,970 Oh, no, no, no, no. Sorry. 624 00:38:41,101 --> 00:38:42,537 No, we actually... 625 00:38:42,668 --> 00:38:43,582 Yes, they are 626 00:38:43,712 --> 00:38:44,800 the best, aren't they?! 627 00:38:45,018 --> 00:38:46,106 Bull Roar. 628 00:38:46,715 --> 00:38:48,543 Let's say it together. Bull roar. 629 00:38:48,674 --> 00:38:50,589 Bull Roar! - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 630 00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:53,331 Would you, would you girls like a, a, an autograph? 631 00:38:53,461 --> 00:38:54,506 Could we? 632 00:38:54,636 --> 00:38:55,768 Guys, can we get an autograph from you? 633 00:38:55,898 --> 00:38:57,944 Oh, how about, uh, a picture? Anybody have a camera? 634 00:38:58,074 --> 00:39:00,120 Yeah. 635 00:39:00,250 --> 00:39:04,777 Yeah. Okay, let's do this. Okay. Oh, hey. 636 00:39:06,256 --> 00:39:09,259 All right. Okay. Package deal, right? It's okay. 637 00:39:09,390 --> 00:39:10,478 Jesse, I got this. Thank you. 638 00:39:10,609 --> 00:39:12,088 - Where are you guys going? - Oh, we're going 639 00:39:12,219 --> 00:39:13,916 to, uh, South by Southwest right now. You know, you know. 640 00:39:14,047 --> 00:39:15,265 Oh, what's that? 641 00:39:15,657 --> 00:39:18,138 Oh, just, just a, just a huge music festival in the, 642 00:39:18,268 --> 00:39:19,618 you know, it's in Austin, you know. 643 00:39:19,748 --> 00:39:21,359 Austin? 644 00:39:21,489 --> 00:39:23,186 Is that like a state? 645 00:39:23,317 --> 00:39:26,320 Okay, my bad. 646 00:39:26,451 --> 00:39:29,584 Here you go. Everybody's just say, say "Bull Roar." 647 00:39:30,019 --> 00:39:33,283 Bull Roar! 648 00:39:33,414 --> 00:39:35,547 Got it. 649 00:39:35,677 --> 00:39:38,245 Alright. There you go. That should work out fine. 650 00:39:39,159 --> 00:39:42,945 - Yeah, that'll be $100 cash. - Okay. Okay. Yeah. 651 00:39:45,731 --> 00:39:48,124 Alright, you girls have a wonderful time. 652 00:39:48,255 --> 00:39:49,430 Thank you. 653 00:39:49,561 --> 00:39:53,434 - Kind of wiped it off. - Thank you. Bye. 654 00:39:53,608 --> 00:39:54,914 Thank you. 655 00:39:55,044 --> 00:39:58,483 Ernesto. How are we? I got your, uh, your money. 656 00:39:58,613 --> 00:40:01,268 - Cash is king, right? - Better now. 657 00:40:02,661 --> 00:40:04,793 Bull Roar! 658 00:40:05,881 --> 00:40:07,187 Ladies later. 659 00:40:11,713 --> 00:40:15,108 So, uh, anybody get any numbers? 660 00:40:16,805 --> 00:40:21,375 Nobody? Four young, 661 00:40:21,506 --> 00:40:24,813 healthy, good-looking musicians. 662 00:40:24,944 --> 00:40:25,597 Four? 663 00:40:25,727 --> 00:40:27,903 And, and not one number? 664 00:40:28,861 --> 00:40:30,036 Oh, wow. 665 00:40:30,166 --> 00:40:33,169 That's, guys, that's a, that's a disgrace. 666 00:40:33,300 --> 00:40:37,435 You charged them a hundred bucks for a picture with the wrong band. 667 00:40:37,783 --> 00:40:40,655 So what? You're on the road again, aren't you? 668 00:40:42,352 --> 00:40:44,180 At least one of you could have gotten a little yank-a- 669 00:40:44,311 --> 00:40:45,573 jank in the back of the van. 670 00:40:45,791 --> 00:40:46,835 Stop it. 671 00:40:46,966 --> 00:40:49,055 Serious. Like your game's off boys. 672 00:40:49,185 --> 00:40:51,100 Like, you guys need some serious work. 673 00:40:51,536 --> 00:40:53,712 You should have at least pulled, pulled out one of those, 674 00:40:53,842 --> 00:40:56,236 uh, Ross Jeffries lines or two. 675 00:40:56,541 --> 00:40:59,326 - Who's, who's Ross Jeffries? - Who's Ross Jeffries? 676 00:41:00,109 --> 00:41:03,939 Only the trailblazer of the subliminal speed seduction game. 677 00:41:06,115 --> 00:41:08,596 What, what is that? The speed seduction game? 678 00:41:08,814 --> 00:41:10,555 That, that's so creepy, man. 679 00:41:10,685 --> 00:41:12,905 - No, no, tell me more. - Oh, do not encourage him. 680 00:41:13,383 --> 00:41:16,561 Uh, no. Encourage me. Not creepy at all. Thank you, Cody. 681 00:41:17,562 --> 00:41:18,693 - It's a skill. - Uh huh. 682 00:41:18,954 --> 00:41:22,175 And what you do, for example, you go into a bar 683 00:41:22,305 --> 00:41:25,787 and you're talking, talking to a young chick. 684 00:41:25,918 --> 00:41:27,528 You're just talking about whatever. 685 00:41:27,659 --> 00:41:31,184 You're talking outta your ass and she says something 686 00:41:31,314 --> 00:41:35,144 and you respond to something like, "It'd be below me 687 00:41:35,275 --> 00:41:36,624 to question you, darling." 688 00:41:39,584 --> 00:41:44,153 Below me. Below me. BLOW ME? 689 00:41:44,502 --> 00:41:47,330 Oh, Jesus Christ. Mr. G. 690 00:41:47,461 --> 00:41:49,158 - that's fucking awful. - Fucking genius. 691 00:41:49,289 --> 00:41:50,246 Sorry. What? That's? 692 00:41:50,420 --> 00:41:51,944 Fucking, fucking fucking genius, man. 693 00:41:52,118 --> 00:41:54,860 That would not work. That's insane. 694 00:41:55,382 --> 00:41:58,080 Oh, it works. I've tried it and it, it works. 695 00:41:58,994 --> 00:41:59,778 Oh, it works. 696 00:41:59,908 --> 00:42:01,344 When? 697 00:42:01,475 --> 00:42:02,694 - Huh? - When have you done that? 698 00:42:02,955 --> 00:42:05,566 Well, uh, details are not important right now. 699 00:42:05,697 --> 00:42:09,004 I just think you guys need to go in a whole new direction. 700 00:42:10,310 --> 00:42:13,356 New direction. NUDE ERECTION? 701 00:42:13,487 --> 00:42:14,532 Yeah. 702 00:42:14,662 --> 00:42:16,838 Know the first, okay, get it. Phone. 703 00:42:17,273 --> 00:42:18,405 You know what? 704 00:42:18,536 --> 00:42:19,972 Oh, yeah, yeah. How's it going, huh? 705 00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:23,149 That's it, Cody. You're gonna, you're gonna go places. 706 00:42:23,366 --> 00:42:25,978 These guys, these young ladies. 707 00:42:26,892 --> 00:42:28,850 I'm going to go in a new direction. 708 00:42:29,068 --> 00:42:30,069 They call me old, uh, 709 00:42:30,199 --> 00:42:32,288 Thomas the Yank Engine back in the day. 710 00:43:01,187 --> 00:43:02,754 What the heck is going on here? 711 00:43:06,627 --> 00:43:08,107 Did we hit on the wrong band? 712 00:43:53,108 --> 00:43:55,067 If you tell anyone, I swear to all that is holy. 713 00:43:55,197 --> 00:43:56,546 I will cut a biatch. 714 00:44:00,855 --> 00:44:02,596 Hey, it's Goose. I think he's got 715 00:44:02,727 --> 00:44:03,728 an update on the spring tour. 716 00:44:05,730 --> 00:44:07,296 Yo, talk to me, Goose. 717 00:44:10,952 --> 00:44:12,650 Wait, you saw what on our website? 718 00:44:15,391 --> 00:44:17,480 It's impossible, man. The mic stands right here in the van. 719 00:44:20,483 --> 00:44:21,310 A hundred bucks? 720 00:44:32,626 --> 00:44:33,975 Ooh! 721 00:44:35,237 --> 00:44:37,587 Yeah, you're right. It's not here. Some schmuck stole it. 722 00:44:39,372 --> 00:44:41,853 Hot Freaks? You sure it was them? 723 00:44:43,942 --> 00:44:45,204 Oh, I knew. I recognized 724 00:44:45,334 --> 00:44:46,596 that dork when he was checking on my Jimmy 725 00:44:46,727 --> 00:44:47,815 while I was pissing at the Come and Go. 726 00:44:47,946 --> 00:44:50,600 What's his face? The drummer, Jesse? Yeah. 727 00:44:51,166 --> 00:44:53,081 Uh, do you know him? You got his number? 728 00:44:54,648 --> 00:44:57,085 Send that to me asap. J.J. out. 729 00:44:57,216 --> 00:44:59,392 Seff! The door. 730 00:45:00,175 --> 00:45:02,134 You always gotta close the gosh darn door! 731 00:45:17,453 --> 00:45:19,412 Starting note again. Starting note again. Okay. 732 00:45:22,545 --> 00:45:24,112 1, 2, 3, 4. 733 00:45:24,243 --> 00:45:27,115 â™ª Looking for a New revolution â™ª 734 00:45:27,681 --> 00:45:31,119 â™ª Breaking free of the â™ª Institution â™ª 735 00:45:38,518 --> 00:45:39,649 Oh, go for Jesse. 736 00:45:39,954 --> 00:45:42,217 Is this the turd from Hot Freaks or 737 00:45:42,435 --> 00:45:44,350 whatever you call your stupid frickin' band name? 738 00:45:44,785 --> 00:45:46,831 Uh, yeah. Yeah, it is. Who's this? 739 00:45:46,961 --> 00:45:48,920 This is J.J. from Bull Roar. 740 00:45:50,704 --> 00:45:52,488 Word on the street is you a-holes are in somehow 741 00:45:52,619 --> 00:45:55,840 possession of my magic mic stand. True or false? 742 00:45:57,058 --> 00:45:59,017 Fuck. Fuck. 743 00:45:59,408 --> 00:46:01,410 It's J.J. and he knows we have the mic stand. 744 00:46:01,541 --> 00:46:02,716 Dude. How? 745 00:46:02,847 --> 00:46:03,456 I don't know. I don't, what should I say? 746 00:46:03,586 --> 00:46:04,457 What should I say? 747 00:46:04,587 --> 00:46:05,937 Go hang some 748 00:46:06,285 --> 00:46:09,157 balls on it and stick it up your asshole, you jackass. 749 00:46:10,202 --> 00:46:11,943 Shh! 750 00:46:12,073 --> 00:46:12,944 Hey, J.J... Uh, 751 00:46:13,074 --> 00:46:14,032 uh. Yeah, we, 752 00:46:14,423 --> 00:46:15,947 we don't know what you're talking about, man. 753 00:46:18,819 --> 00:46:22,823 Alright. So that's how it's gonna be. Eh, Esse? Okay. Okay. 754 00:46:23,084 --> 00:46:25,043 Well, I want you to listen to me very, 755 00:46:25,521 --> 00:46:26,305 very carefully. 756 00:46:26,435 --> 00:46:27,262 Alright? 757 00:46:27,741 --> 00:46:29,264 If you defile my magic mic 758 00:46:29,395 --> 00:46:32,050 stand in any way whatsoever. I'll ruinwhatever 759 00:46:32,180 --> 00:46:33,442 street cred you 760 00:46:33,791 --> 00:46:36,358 and your pathetic little band think you might have. 761 00:46:36,750 --> 00:46:39,100 Okay? I'm not sure if you actually saw the article in NME 762 00:46:39,231 --> 00:46:41,929 about the Roar, but I can assure you, I have the ear 763 00:46:42,060 --> 00:46:44,540 of every indie music journalist in the world. 764 00:46:44,758 --> 00:46:48,327 So don't think that I won't ruin you cunts in a heartbeat-- 765 00:46:49,415 --> 00:46:51,983 Comprende, Muchacha?! 766 00:46:54,463 --> 00:46:55,290 Muchacho. 767 00:47:02,036 --> 00:47:03,603 Fuck. We are straight up fucked. 768 00:47:05,170 --> 00:47:06,736 Why do you let that dick wad talk 769 00:47:06,867 --> 00:47:07,999 to you like that, Jess? 770 00:47:08,129 --> 00:47:09,435 Oh, you got another brilliant idea, dad? 771 00:47:09,565 --> 00:47:10,828 If you're talking about the mic stand, 772 00:47:10,958 --> 00:47:12,830 that wasn't my idea. That was all you. 773 00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:14,179 Oh wow. 774 00:47:14,309 --> 00:47:15,745 Oh my God. Can you shut the fuck up? 775 00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:19,053 Shut up for two minutes. All you two do is bitch. Oh my God. 776 00:47:21,099 --> 00:47:23,710 Mr. G, do you have any ideas? 777 00:47:23,841 --> 00:47:25,233 Yes. Thank you. I do. 778 00:47:26,147 --> 00:47:27,105 Own it. 779 00:47:27,235 --> 00:47:28,193 Flip it. 780 00:47:52,043 --> 00:47:52,870 No fucking way. 781 00:48:06,535 --> 00:48:07,362 I took the lead... 782 00:48:07,493 --> 00:48:10,061 Somebody's heart... 783 00:48:18,417 --> 00:48:20,375 Come on, dad. Turn this shit. This is... 784 00:48:22,464 --> 00:48:25,641 What? Jesse, please tell me 785 00:48:25,772 --> 00:48:27,469 that you've heard this song. 786 00:48:29,863 --> 00:48:33,345 I don't know. Uh, yeah, probably. I guess. 787 00:48:33,475 --> 00:48:34,346 Probably? I guess? What? 788 00:48:34,476 --> 00:48:37,088 Jesse, this is probably 789 00:48:37,827 --> 00:48:40,526 and arguably the best track of the era. 790 00:48:42,615 --> 00:48:43,442 Listen to it. 791 00:48:47,533 --> 00:48:50,928 Listen to it. Is it coming back yet? Gotta know this. 792 00:48:51,450 --> 00:48:54,540 No, but, uh, nope. I've never heard this before. 793 00:48:54,932 --> 00:48:56,498 Uh, you two knuckleheads. 794 00:48:59,937 --> 00:49:02,940 This, this lead trumpet line? 795 00:49:04,898 --> 00:49:09,076 It's iconic. A hook, a lick, right? 796 00:49:09,990 --> 00:49:13,385 I mean, the pop guys stole that idea and ran with it. 797 00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:18,694 I mean, the Beatles probably wouldn't even be the Beatles 798 00:49:18,825 --> 00:49:19,957 if it weren't for this track. 799 00:49:21,045 --> 00:49:24,135 Uh, hell, your band probably wouldn't even exist. 800 00:49:24,396 --> 00:49:26,920 Oh, that's kind of an overstatement, don't you think? 801 00:49:27,051 --> 00:49:27,921 This track-- I, I 802 00:49:28,052 --> 00:49:29,270 used to play in my, uh, 803 00:49:29,488 --> 00:49:31,577 jazz combo in the late sixties. 804 00:49:31,707 --> 00:49:33,318 Wait, you, you played Mr. G? 805 00:49:33,448 --> 00:49:34,580 Yeah. 806 00:49:34,710 --> 00:49:35,668 What the hell are you talking about? 807 00:49:35,929 --> 00:49:37,539 Yeah, I played on that, 808 00:49:37,844 --> 00:49:41,239 that little Ludwig trap kit in the basement, you know? 809 00:49:41,500 --> 00:49:42,588 Yeah. Yeah. 810 00:49:42,718 --> 00:49:45,069 Did the Detroit circuit for years. 811 00:49:46,070 --> 00:49:49,290 Baker's. The Rhino. All the old school joints. 812 00:49:50,857 --> 00:49:52,728 What? You, 813 00:49:54,469 --> 00:49:56,167 you've never told me that you were a drummer. 814 00:49:57,298 --> 00:49:59,561 I, that seems kind of important, don't you think? 815 00:50:00,084 --> 00:50:04,262 I also played guitar and bass and played the radio. 816 00:50:05,350 --> 00:50:09,093 But seriously... I, you know, these don't, 817 00:50:10,268 --> 00:50:11,573 these don't work so good anymore. 818 00:50:11,704 --> 00:50:12,879 So, I, I just figured, 819 00:50:13,749 --> 00:50:15,360 there's nothing really more to say about it. 820 00:50:15,490 --> 00:50:18,928 You know, Jess, you know, you, you guys, 821 00:50:19,059 --> 00:50:20,887 your band. You're lucky. 822 00:50:21,888 --> 00:50:23,237 You're young and healthy. 823 00:50:24,847 --> 00:50:26,240 You're out there playing the clubs. 824 00:50:26,371 --> 00:50:28,460 This is like the best time of your lives. 825 00:50:30,810 --> 00:50:34,553 The best time of our lives, dad? 826 00:50:34,683 --> 00:50:38,339 We, we, we barely can cover gas at the end of a gig, 827 00:50:38,470 --> 00:50:40,211 let alone play in front of maybe what? 828 00:50:40,341 --> 00:50:43,779 10 people who are usually our friends, by the way. 829 00:50:43,910 --> 00:50:47,914 Getting a record deal is, 830 00:50:48,045 --> 00:50:49,742 it's our only way out. 831 00:50:50,003 --> 00:50:52,136 Okay? All this other bullshit is just, 832 00:50:52,875 --> 00:50:54,225 it's just means to an end. 833 00:50:55,704 --> 00:50:58,316 Means to an end. Is that what you think? 834 00:50:58,446 --> 00:51:03,016 This all is a means to an end? A record deal? Is that it? 835 00:51:05,932 --> 00:51:07,107 You got it all wrong, son. 836 00:51:10,676 --> 00:51:13,853 This, this is what it's all about. 837 00:51:15,289 --> 00:51:17,204 This? This is, this is what it's all 838 00:51:17,335 --> 00:51:18,205 about? Yes, Max. 839 00:51:18,336 --> 00:51:19,206 Yes. 840 00:51:19,989 --> 00:51:24,559 This, the band. Setting up, playing shows to people 841 00:51:24,690 --> 00:51:26,822 who wish with everything they had, 842 00:51:26,953 --> 00:51:28,476 that they were the ones doing it. 843 00:51:28,868 --> 00:51:33,133 And you boys got it, and you got nothing but time. 844 00:51:36,963 --> 00:51:43,143 So, enjoy it before you wake up one day and, 845 00:51:43,274 --> 00:51:46,538 and your arms and legs don't, don't work so well anymore. 846 00:52:02,597 --> 00:52:05,165 â™ª Girl, I tried to See it your way â™ª 847 00:52:06,210 --> 00:52:10,518 â™ª Have you tried to See my way, hey â™ª 848 00:52:16,959 --> 00:52:18,744 â™ª Tried so many times to find a Way through,â™ª 849 00:52:18,874 --> 00:52:21,747 â™ª Two broken hearts with nothing â™ª 850 00:52:22,051 --> 00:52:24,141 â™ª Left to say to you â™ª 851 00:52:24,271 --> 00:52:28,449 â™ª You know, I still love you, baby â™ª 852 00:52:31,626 --> 00:52:35,848 â™ª I don't want to go on Hurting every day â™ª 853 00:52:39,025 --> 00:52:40,069 â™ª Is our love enough to â™ª 854 00:52:40,592 --> 00:52:43,160 â™ª Make us want to stay â™ª 855 00:52:47,860 --> 00:52:50,993 â™ª Going to have to break Down, break down, â™ª 856 00:52:52,604 --> 00:52:54,736 â™ª Break down, break down â™ª 857 00:52:55,172 --> 00:52:59,393 â™ª Before we have a break, A breakthrough â™ª 858 00:53:02,657 --> 00:53:04,529 â™ª Going to have to breakdown, â™ª 859 00:53:05,182 --> 00:53:09,621 â™ª Breakdown, breakdown, Breakdown... â™ª 860 00:53:56,363 --> 00:53:59,975 Yeah! They loved us! 861 00:54:04,719 --> 00:54:06,460 Oh. 862 00:54:07,374 --> 00:54:11,248 Sign here. 863 00:54:29,701 --> 00:54:30,658 Bummer, broski. 864 00:54:55,553 --> 00:54:57,337 You gotta make sure that you don't, 865 00:54:57,468 --> 00:55:00,297 you don't splash. That's it, Cody. 866 00:55:00,427 --> 00:55:04,170 How do you fit it? Dude? Keep splashing, man. How do you-- 867 00:55:04,692 --> 00:55:06,694 You guys' spill piss anywhere. I swear to God. 868 00:55:07,652 --> 00:55:09,001 Where are we? 869 00:55:09,131 --> 00:55:11,177 Uh, we're in Arkansas still, 870 00:55:11,308 --> 00:55:12,961 but, uh, we should, we should reach Texas within 871 00:55:13,092 --> 00:55:14,963 the next few hours. I hope, please. 872 00:55:15,137 --> 00:55:16,356 I'm hungry. Does anyone gonna stop 873 00:55:16,487 --> 00:55:17,836 for a greasy diner run? 874 00:55:18,445 --> 00:55:19,620 Oh yeah. I'd be down. 875 00:55:19,751 --> 00:55:20,752 Yeah, I could eat. 876 00:55:21,013 --> 00:55:22,275 Stopping to get something to eat? 877 00:55:22,406 --> 00:55:23,145 I'm driving! Is that 878 00:55:23,276 --> 00:55:24,495 your fucking piss! 879 00:55:24,886 --> 00:55:27,324 Oh, that is fucking disgusting! 880 00:55:30,370 --> 00:55:31,328 A 212 number. 881 00:55:32,329 --> 00:55:32,938 New York? 882 00:55:33,068 --> 00:55:35,767 Go for Jesse. 883 00:55:36,071 --> 00:55:37,551 Oh, hi. Good morning. I'm looking 884 00:55:37,682 --> 00:55:39,684 for someone from the band Hot Freaks. 885 00:55:40,293 --> 00:55:42,077 Uh, yeah. Yeah. You got 'em. 886 00:55:42,208 --> 00:55:43,731 Uh, this is the drummer, Jesse. 887 00:55:44,384 --> 00:55:48,083 Oh, perfect. My name is Mara, and I'm a producer for MTV. 888 00:55:48,649 --> 00:55:50,564 I was just reading up on all that stuff between you 889 00:55:50,695 --> 00:55:52,000 and Bull Roar on their website. 890 00:55:52,174 --> 00:55:53,262 Super funny. 891 00:55:53,959 --> 00:55:55,700 Oh, you, you're with MTV? 892 00:55:56,004 --> 00:55:56,788 What? 893 00:55:56,918 --> 00:55:57,658 And you think it's funny? 894 00:55:57,963 --> 00:55:59,573 Yeah. People are loving it. 895 00:55:59,921 --> 00:56:03,229 That picture with the mic stand sticking out like a, a... 896 00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:04,230 - Like a dick? - Hilarious. 897 00:56:04,361 --> 00:56:07,233 J.J. worships that silly thing. 898 00:56:07,364 --> 00:56:09,453 I bet he is freaking out right about now. 899 00:56:10,018 --> 00:56:11,629 Put it on speaker. 900 00:56:11,803 --> 00:56:12,891 So let me get to it. 901 00:56:13,457 --> 00:56:15,197 I would love to interview your band 902 00:56:15,328 --> 00:56:17,765 for a reality TV show called Bands Around Town. 903 00:56:18,070 --> 00:56:19,376 It's where we take unsigned bands 904 00:56:19,506 --> 00:56:20,594 and we follow them on tour. 905 00:56:20,855 --> 00:56:21,856 Have you seen it? 906 00:56:22,596 --> 00:56:26,687 Yes. Yeah. Yes. We, we all, we all love it. What do, hey! 907 00:56:27,296 --> 00:56:28,297 Come on. 908 00:56:29,951 --> 00:56:30,909 - Uh, sorry. - Guys. 909 00:56:31,083 --> 00:56:32,954 - Hold please. - Guys, I'm, I'm driving. 910 00:56:33,085 --> 00:56:33,955 I'm driving. 911 00:56:34,086 --> 00:56:35,174 Sorry. I, I'm so sorry. 912 00:56:35,304 --> 00:56:36,175 We, uh, hit, we're on the road. 913 00:56:36,305 --> 00:56:37,742 We hit a pothole. I apologize. 914 00:56:38,612 --> 00:56:40,266 So, I'll be in Austin for South By, 915 00:56:40,397 --> 00:56:43,225 and I would love to interview the band later today. 916 00:56:43,356 --> 00:56:44,575 Absolutely. Yes. Great. 917 00:56:44,836 --> 00:56:46,664 The crew and I will be at the Hyatt downtown. 918 00:56:46,794 --> 00:56:48,709 We'll see you around 4:00 PM. Cool? 919 00:56:49,231 --> 00:56:50,798 Uh, yeah. We, we, we will see you. 920 00:56:50,929 --> 00:56:52,321 We'll see you there. Oh, and, 921 00:56:52,452 --> 00:56:53,845 bring that mic stand with you. 922 00:56:54,106 --> 00:56:55,629 We're gonna need to see the star of the show. 923 00:56:56,282 --> 00:56:58,502 Okay. Thank you. 924 00:56:58,632 --> 00:57:00,417 What the fuck is your problem? 925 00:57:00,547 --> 00:57:02,854 This is huge. This is MTV! 926 00:57:02,984 --> 00:57:06,074 Calm down, Jess. MTV sucks. 927 00:57:06,205 --> 00:57:08,381 You don't want to have anything to do with them, son. 928 00:57:08,512 --> 00:57:10,122 How would you possibly know that? 929 00:57:10,339 --> 00:57:11,558 Everybody knows that. 930 00:57:11,776 --> 00:57:14,082 Besides, they're gonna try to turn you into a bunch 931 00:57:14,213 --> 00:57:15,475 of corporate whores. 932 00:57:15,693 --> 00:57:17,172 Is that where you boys want to be? A bunch 933 00:57:17,303 --> 00:57:18,783 of groveling hoe bags? 934 00:57:19,610 --> 00:57:20,437 Yes! 935 00:57:31,143 --> 00:57:35,756 I mean, he doesn't give a crap about what he says or does 936 00:57:36,104 --> 00:57:38,063 or how it might affect other people. 937 00:57:41,240 --> 00:57:43,068 Is it too late to get him on a bus back to Detroit? 938 00:57:43,590 --> 00:57:45,026 I don't know, man. He had a point. 939 00:57:45,853 --> 00:57:48,203 MTV really sucks these days. You know? 940 00:57:49,074 --> 00:57:50,641 Don't you get it, Max? 941 00:57:50,902 --> 00:57:52,991 He's trying to get into our heads 942 00:57:53,121 --> 00:57:55,297 and derail this whole operation so 943 00:57:55,428 --> 00:57:57,474 that he can get me back to Detroit. 944 00:57:58,344 --> 00:57:59,780 Why would he do that? 945 00:57:59,911 --> 00:58:01,478 Simple. 946 00:58:01,652 --> 00:58:04,698 He's miserable and he wants everyone to be just 947 00:58:04,829 --> 00:58:06,439 as miserable as he is. Yeah. 948 00:58:06,570 --> 00:58:08,876 Yeah. Or I don't know if you've even thought about this, 949 00:58:09,181 --> 00:58:11,052 but maybe he's just your dad 950 00:58:11,226 --> 00:58:13,794 and he wants the best for you. You ever think about that, 951 00:58:13,925 --> 00:58:14,795 - Jess? - Yeah. 952 00:58:14,926 --> 00:58:16,144 Oh yeah. Yeah. 953 00:58:16,275 --> 00:58:17,537 Just like he wanted the best for my ma? 954 00:58:18,364 --> 00:58:19,757 Sure made her life miserable. 955 00:58:20,192 --> 00:58:22,586 Now he is dead set on doing the same exact thing 956 00:58:22,716 --> 00:58:23,978 to me, to us. 957 00:58:27,025 --> 00:58:30,550 But you know what? I'm not gonna let him. 958 00:58:37,731 --> 00:58:41,169 Great. Guess I'll see what he's dismantling this time. 959 00:58:46,305 --> 00:58:47,306 Can you eat that? 960 00:58:54,226 --> 00:58:55,227 One more? One more minute. 961 00:58:55,401 --> 00:58:58,535 Oh yeah. Big smile though. Okay. Ready? 962 00:58:58,665 --> 00:58:59,536 Ready. 963 00:59:03,757 --> 00:59:06,891 Wait. We gonna do one more time? Big, big smile, Manny. 964 00:59:07,021 --> 00:59:08,545 Here we go. Like this? 965 00:59:08,675 --> 00:59:09,589 Yeah. 966 00:59:11,809 --> 00:59:12,984 Perfect. I love it! 967 00:59:14,638 --> 00:59:16,161 Bull Roar! Bull Roar! 968 00:59:16,378 --> 00:59:17,510 In Russian. 969 00:59:17,641 --> 00:59:18,032 In Russian. Bull Roar! 970 00:59:18,163 --> 00:59:20,557 Bull Roar! 971 00:59:21,949 --> 00:59:22,950 This is Jesse. 972 00:59:23,081 --> 00:59:24,430 You take care you. 973 00:59:27,302 --> 00:59:29,087 Hey, I must break you! 974 00:59:29,522 --> 00:59:31,480 I must break you. 975 00:59:31,611 --> 00:59:32,917 Hey, we're doing Rocky. 976 00:59:33,613 --> 00:59:34,571 Yep. 977 00:59:35,528 --> 00:59:36,573 Oh, this one's gold. 978 00:59:37,399 --> 00:59:39,924 That's the one... you take a look at those. 979 00:59:40,359 --> 00:59:41,360 There's some good ones. 980 00:59:51,152 --> 00:59:52,327 You okay in there? Yep. 981 00:59:52,632 --> 00:59:55,113 We're not doing this again, son. Fine. 982 01:00:38,591 --> 01:00:40,071 When were you gonna tell me? 983 01:00:40,201 --> 01:00:41,638 Huh? 984 01:00:41,768 --> 01:00:45,642 Don't play stupid. Just, just come on. How bad is it? 985 01:00:47,252 --> 01:00:48,340 What are you talking about, Jesse? 986 01:00:48,645 --> 01:00:53,127 Knock it off. Okay. I saw you in the stall. Okay. 987 01:00:53,258 --> 01:00:54,912 So, I'm gonna ask you one more time. 988 01:00:56,609 --> 01:00:59,656 Your ass, how bad is it? 989 01:01:06,010 --> 01:01:06,793 It's pretty bad. 990 01:01:12,886 --> 01:01:14,932 Why are you doing this to yourself? 991 01:01:16,847 --> 01:01:20,285 I think you have this sick desire to punish yourself 992 01:01:20,546 --> 01:01:22,417 and everyone around you over 993 01:01:22,809 --> 01:01:25,420 and over again until something, 994 01:01:25,551 --> 01:01:27,422 someone finally breaks. 995 01:01:27,553 --> 01:01:28,206 You're crazy. 996 01:01:28,336 --> 01:01:29,686 Oh, am I? 997 01:01:29,816 --> 01:01:31,688 What was all that shit about in the van with MTV? 998 01:01:31,818 --> 01:01:35,169 Ah, just uh huh. Come on. 999 01:01:35,300 --> 01:01:37,476 How about the fact that you hid 1000 01:01:37,606 --> 01:01:39,043 - my acceptance letter from me? - I-- 1001 01:01:39,173 --> 01:01:40,784 Just admit it. Okay. 1002 01:01:41,001 --> 01:01:43,700 You were so hell bent on wanting 1003 01:01:43,830 --> 01:01:45,571 to derail me and my music career, 1004 01:01:45,702 --> 01:01:48,139 because you want me to be just 1005 01:01:48,269 --> 01:01:50,054 as fucking miserable as you are. I'm 1006 01:01:50,184 --> 01:01:51,098 Sorry. No. 1007 01:01:51,229 --> 01:01:53,318 Your music career is shit. 1008 01:01:55,494 --> 01:01:58,627 You're just a crappy little drummer from the suburbs 1009 01:01:58,758 --> 01:02:02,893 of Detroit who thinks a record deal is gonna somehow solve 1010 01:02:03,154 --> 01:02:05,025 your poor shitty life. 1011 01:02:05,809 --> 01:02:09,377 Well, guess what, Jess? Life is shitty! 1012 01:02:09,595 --> 01:02:11,031 So fucking get used to it. 1013 01:02:18,473 --> 01:02:21,868 I am so done with you. What? 1014 01:02:22,651 --> 01:02:26,786 What? Hey, what? Jess-- son. 1015 01:02:26,917 --> 01:02:29,658 I, I'm sorry. I didn't, I didn't mean it. 1016 01:02:31,051 --> 01:02:34,185 Jesse, please, Jess. - Shut up. 1017 01:02:34,315 --> 01:02:35,142 I'm sorry. 1018 01:02:36,665 --> 01:02:38,232 Just please listen to me. 1019 01:02:38,363 --> 01:02:39,930 Being on the road with you guys is 1020 01:02:40,582 --> 01:02:43,890 honestly the first time I've felt alive in a long time. 1021 01:02:45,239 --> 01:02:47,807 I'm really sorry. Okay? I'll shut up. 1022 01:02:47,981 --> 01:02:51,463 I promise. I can be a real asshole. I know that. 1023 01:02:51,593 --> 01:02:52,507 C'mon Mr. G. 1024 01:02:54,118 --> 01:02:54,988 Yeah. Come over here. 1025 01:03:04,519 --> 01:03:06,086 Alright. Drop your drawers. 1026 01:03:06,217 --> 01:03:07,044 Huh? 1027 01:03:07,174 --> 01:03:08,001 You need to take care of this. 1028 01:03:08,132 --> 01:03:09,046 What? Whatcha talking about? 1029 01:03:09,176 --> 01:03:10,612 Take care of what? Jess... 1030 01:03:11,048 --> 01:03:12,049 Need to clean you up if we 1031 01:03:12,223 --> 01:03:13,485 wanna get to Austin by this afternoon. 1032 01:03:14,834 --> 01:03:15,704 Right? Right in here? 1033 01:03:15,835 --> 01:03:17,228 Hell no. 1034 01:03:17,358 --> 01:03:18,446 That, that, that's not gonna happen. Just 1035 01:03:18,577 --> 01:03:19,708 knock it off. Okay? We've 1036 01:03:19,839 --> 01:03:21,101 been peeing in bottles with our dorks out 1037 01:03:21,232 --> 01:03:22,494 because of you. You think anyone really cares 1038 01:03:22,624 --> 01:03:23,669 about seeing your ugly ass? 1039 01:03:25,366 --> 01:03:26,541 Put this stuff all over. 1040 01:03:27,629 --> 01:03:29,066 Yeah. Blow this thing up. 1041 01:03:31,503 --> 01:03:33,853 This is ugly, boys. 1042 01:03:33,984 --> 01:03:34,593 Oh, Shit. 1043 01:03:34,723 --> 01:03:36,116 Yeah. You're telling me. 1044 01:03:48,259 --> 01:03:50,565 "Are you guys gonna throw down at South By?" 1045 01:03:51,697 --> 01:03:53,525 "Beat their asses, J.J." 1046 01:03:53,655 --> 01:03:57,137 "Hello from London. Can't wait to see how this ends." 1047 01:04:02,273 --> 01:04:03,274 ...At a diner. 1048 01:04:04,188 --> 01:04:06,407 Flipping a gosh darn pancake with my mic stand. 1049 01:04:10,020 --> 01:04:14,633 This is war Goose. Wait, what? 1050 01:04:18,332 --> 01:04:20,117 Over 200 comments on the guest book entry. 1051 01:04:37,134 --> 01:04:38,526 Wait, you are saying 1052 01:04:38,657 --> 01:04:41,442 that McCartney's solo work is inferior to Lennon's? 1053 01:04:41,573 --> 01:04:42,530 - Yes. - Did I get that right? 1054 01:04:42,661 --> 01:04:43,792 Yes. Cody. That, 1055 01:04:43,923 --> 01:04:45,272 that's exactly what I said. There is, 1056 01:04:45,403 --> 01:04:46,578 there's no question about it. 1057 01:04:46,883 --> 01:04:50,364 Really? Really? Venus and Mars inferior to that Plastic 1058 01:04:50,538 --> 01:04:52,497 awful, Ono band shit. I mean-- 1059 01:04:54,934 --> 01:04:59,373 Cody, Cody, Cody, Cody, please. Shut the fuck up! 1060 01:04:59,504 --> 01:05:00,200 Dude. What? You're so dumb-- 1061 01:05:00,331 --> 01:05:01,680 - Cody. - You're so dumb. 1062 01:05:01,810 --> 01:05:03,508 Oh. Oh, I'm dumb. Really? That's 1063 01:05:03,638 --> 01:05:05,684 fucking hilarious Cody coming from you. 1064 01:05:05,814 --> 01:05:07,904 - That's fucking funny. - Oh, shut up. 1065 01:05:09,296 --> 01:05:10,471 You dimwits do know 1066 01:05:10,602 --> 01:05:13,561 that Ringo had the first hit post Beatles? 1067 01:05:14,823 --> 01:05:16,042 Mr. G, what are you talking about? 1068 01:05:16,173 --> 01:05:18,740 We all know Ringo was the worst Beatle by far. 1069 01:05:18,958 --> 01:05:20,438 You watch your goddamn mouth, Cody. 1070 01:05:20,568 --> 01:05:21,569 Thank you, son. 1071 01:05:22,875 --> 01:05:24,964 Just speaking the facts, boys. 1072 01:05:25,965 --> 01:05:27,445 And guess who's first 1073 01:05:27,575 --> 01:05:28,402 in Austin bitches? 1074 01:05:28,533 --> 01:05:30,187 Fuck you guys. 1075 01:05:31,405 --> 01:05:33,364 - Just, just stop right here. - No, no. 1076 01:05:33,494 --> 01:05:35,061 - Trust me. - We don't have time. 1077 01:05:35,322 --> 01:05:35,932 - Trust me. - No. 1078 01:05:36,062 --> 01:05:37,150 I'm going then. 1079 01:05:37,803 --> 01:05:40,023 Max do not pull off this road. Do not. 1080 01:05:40,153 --> 01:05:40,588 Right there. Perfect. 1081 01:05:48,640 --> 01:05:50,033 Jesse, Jesse, roll down the window. 1082 01:05:50,250 --> 01:05:51,077 No. 1083 01:05:51,208 --> 01:05:52,078 Just roll down the window. 1084 01:05:52,209 --> 01:05:52,992 Wait, 1085 01:05:53,123 --> 01:05:54,124 God damn it, Jess. 1086 01:05:54,254 --> 01:05:55,473 Just humor the guy, please. 1087 01:05:55,690 --> 01:05:57,257 Yes. Humor the guy. 1088 01:05:57,388 --> 01:05:58,563 You know what? Fine. 1089 01:05:58,824 --> 01:06:01,958 Thank you. Well, hello there, 1090 01:06:02,088 --> 01:06:04,917 young lady. How are we? 1091 01:06:05,700 --> 01:06:07,746 - Good. How you doing? - Oh, looking good. 1092 01:06:09,269 --> 01:06:13,665 Uh, are you, how they say, on the clock? 1093 01:06:14,100 --> 01:06:16,929 Sure am, darling, what can I do for you? 1094 01:06:18,278 --> 01:06:19,236 Well, uh... 1095 01:06:26,808 --> 01:06:27,984 Thanks for the help, Candy. 1096 01:06:28,549 --> 01:06:31,291 Welcome, Jess. Have fun at South By. 1097 01:06:31,596 --> 01:06:32,423 Alright. 1098 01:06:36,818 --> 01:06:38,907 - Cody? - Oh. 1099 01:06:39,038 --> 01:06:41,780 - Get what you need? - Yes sir. 1100 01:06:44,609 --> 01:06:46,524 No... sweet baby Jesus. 1101 01:06:57,317 --> 01:06:59,015 Okay, let's do this. Max, 1102 01:06:59,972 --> 01:07:02,453 get Candy uploaded from the business center. 1103 01:07:03,062 --> 01:07:05,412 Post it to that dip shit J.J.'s message board, 1104 01:07:05,543 --> 01:07:06,631 and then meet us around back. 1105 01:07:06,848 --> 01:07:07,675 Okay? 1106 01:07:11,462 --> 01:07:12,332 Did we go too far? 1107 01:07:14,378 --> 01:07:15,118 God, I hope so. 1108 01:07:15,248 --> 01:07:16,162 You guys are gross. 1109 01:07:19,078 --> 01:07:20,036 See you guys. 1110 01:07:35,486 --> 01:07:40,186 Now what? They what? 1111 01:07:42,449 --> 01:07:46,105 On the message board. What? 1112 01:07:46,236 --> 01:07:50,457 In in her, in, in, in her...? 1113 01:07:54,070 --> 01:07:56,028 Jesus Christ in a chicken basket Goose! 1114 01:07:56,159 --> 01:07:57,290 They're losing their frickin' minds. 1115 01:08:04,384 --> 01:08:07,735 Those Hot Freaks, Seff. They just crossed the darn line. 1116 01:08:11,739 --> 01:08:16,440 What?! Mara. Mara. Who? Mara. 1117 01:08:16,614 --> 01:08:17,615 MTV. Hi. 1118 01:08:25,449 --> 01:08:26,711 You must be Hot Freaks. 1119 01:08:27,494 --> 01:08:28,452 Hey. Whoa, whoa. 1120 01:08:29,017 --> 01:08:31,107 What's up with the camera? What do you mean? 1121 01:08:32,151 --> 01:08:33,979 I mean, this is a reality TV show, right? 1122 01:08:34,240 --> 01:08:35,372 Besides, I wouldn't do anything 1123 01:08:35,502 --> 01:08:36,851 to embarrass you guys. Trust me. 1124 01:08:37,025 --> 01:08:39,115 No, I know, I know. It's just... You must be Mara. 1125 01:08:40,464 --> 01:08:42,466 That poor, poor thing. Yeah. 1126 01:08:42,596 --> 01:08:45,164 Hey, a-holes! 1127 01:08:48,689 --> 01:08:50,256 Where's My frickin' mic stand? 1128 01:08:50,735 --> 01:08:52,650 - Hey, make sure you get this. - Throw me the mic stand! 1129 01:08:57,829 --> 01:09:01,049 Hey. Hey, Jess. Jess up. 1130 01:09:01,180 --> 01:09:02,355 That's right. 1131 01:09:03,226 --> 01:09:04,444 Come on, please. Hey, 1132 01:09:11,756 --> 01:09:12,800 Just let it go. 1133 01:09:13,061 --> 01:09:14,411 - Go give it to me. - It's mine-- 1134 01:09:14,541 --> 01:09:15,325 fuck you! 1135 01:09:36,041 --> 01:09:38,174 Did you guys see J.J.'s face when he broke 1136 01:09:38,304 --> 01:09:39,610 that thing? Priceless. 1137 01:09:40,219 --> 01:09:41,220 I, I don't, I don't know what was up 1138 01:09:41,351 --> 01:09:42,787 with whatever the fuck her face was, 1139 01:09:42,917 --> 01:09:44,441 but that, that was clearly a setup. 1140 01:09:44,745 --> 01:09:47,313 You guys like, we, we just got fucked. That was a setup. 1141 01:09:47,487 --> 01:09:48,793 Her name is Mara. Okay. 1142 01:09:48,923 --> 01:09:50,403 And, and what are you talking about? 1143 01:09:50,577 --> 01:09:52,840 That was just, it was all coincidence. Okay. It's fine. 1144 01:09:53,232 --> 01:09:55,278 Coincidence? Jesse, are you smoking fucking crack? 1145 01:09:55,408 --> 01:09:57,105 That that was fucking reality TV. 1146 01:09:57,236 --> 01:09:58,455 It wasn't fucking coincidence. 1147 01:09:58,629 --> 01:09:59,717 - Knock it off. - Set, setup. 1148 01:09:59,847 --> 01:10:01,197 Knock it off Max. Okay. 1149 01:10:01,327 --> 01:10:02,676 It's not like she's going to air any of that footage 1150 01:10:02,807 --> 01:10:06,202 Anyway. Okay. So just, just, just relax. God. 1151 01:10:10,467 --> 01:10:11,250 Dad? 1152 01:10:13,948 --> 01:10:16,342 dad, dad. 1153 01:10:16,560 --> 01:10:19,040 - Hey, Cody. Cody, check him out. - Yeah, he doesn't look good. 1154 01:10:19,432 --> 01:10:22,130 He's, ah, he's, he's burning up. He's... 1155 01:10:22,261 --> 01:10:24,220 - He's not waking up. - No. 1156 01:10:24,350 --> 01:10:25,830 We gotta get to a hospital right now. 1157 01:10:26,178 --> 01:10:28,572 Hey, where the fuck is the hospital, Max? 1158 01:10:28,833 --> 01:10:29,660 Oh, I don't know. 1159 01:10:29,877 --> 01:10:31,792 I call the fuck... Hang on, dad. 1160 01:10:32,750 --> 01:10:36,623 - Hello? Um, yes, I, I have a-- - Where the fuck am I going? 1161 01:10:36,754 --> 01:10:37,885 A passenger in the van. I, I, I don't know. 1162 01:10:38,016 --> 01:10:39,104 Just keep going straight. Wait. 1163 01:10:39,235 --> 01:10:40,584 I have a passenger in the van right now. 1164 01:10:40,714 --> 01:10:43,151 Um, he's, um, he passed out, um-- 1165 01:10:43,282 --> 01:10:44,457 - God dammit. - Where? 1166 01:10:54,337 --> 01:10:57,165 I'm Jojo D, with MTV News. 1167 01:10:57,905 --> 01:11:00,517 Spring is definitely sprung, which means South 1168 01:11:00,647 --> 01:11:03,389 by Southwest is in full swing in Austin, Texas. 1169 01:11:03,998 --> 01:11:06,871 Every year the festival becomes more and more corporate. 1170 01:11:07,045 --> 01:11:10,396 So indie bands work overtime to make themselves known. 1171 01:11:11,136 --> 01:11:14,139 And speaking of indie bands, Detroit Darlings, Bull Roar 1172 01:11:14,270 --> 01:11:18,317 and their charismatic guitarists and singer, J.J., threw down 1173 01:11:18,448 --> 01:11:21,320 with rival Detroiters Hot Freaks this afternoon. 1174 01:11:22,060 --> 01:11:26,804 The result? J.J.'s infamous magic mic stand was broken in 1175 01:11:26,934 --> 01:11:29,981 half during the scrum by Hot Freaks drummer, Jesse Grant. 1176 01:11:34,115 --> 01:11:35,116 Mic stand. 1177 01:11:42,123 --> 01:11:43,124 Hey, hold up! 1178 01:11:43,908 --> 01:11:45,431 Was J.J. able to recover? 1179 01:11:46,214 --> 01:11:49,043 Well, we ran into him at the hipster hotel 1180 01:11:49,174 --> 01:11:50,480 and asked him about it. 1181 01:11:51,089 --> 01:11:52,438 Can you tell us what happened today? 1182 01:11:53,396 --> 01:11:56,050 What happened, sister? Let me just show you. 1183 01:11:57,443 --> 01:11:58,401 First, they did this... 1184 01:12:01,969 --> 01:12:02,796 Then this. 1185 01:12:13,067 --> 01:12:16,810 Rest in peace, little buddy. Amigo. 1186 01:12:18,899 --> 01:12:22,773 Chico, Hombre, Chief. 1187 01:12:25,210 --> 01:12:26,211 My love. 1188 01:12:30,433 --> 01:12:31,999 Yeah. Thank you for your time. 1189 01:12:32,130 --> 01:12:32,957 Yeah. 1190 01:12:35,002 --> 01:12:36,352 She told me 1191 01:12:36,526 --> 01:12:41,357 that she wouldn't make us look stupid. I trusted her. 1192 01:12:41,879 --> 01:12:43,533 Oh, you, you trusted her. 1193 01:12:43,663 --> 01:12:45,578 That, that that producer from MTV 1194 01:12:45,709 --> 01:12:47,101 - that I was telling you? - Maxime, 1195 01:12:47,232 --> 01:12:48,146 calm down dude. 1196 01:12:48,276 --> 01:12:49,974 He willingly threw me 1197 01:12:50,104 --> 01:12:52,019 and you-- his, his band to the fucking wolves! 1198 01:12:52,150 --> 01:12:53,020 - Stop. - Asshole. 1199 01:12:54,108 --> 01:12:57,590 No, I'm, I'm so sick of your selfish bullshit, Jesse. 1200 01:12:58,286 --> 01:13:00,201 You, you just, he had to be on MTV, didn't you? 1201 01:13:00,332 --> 01:13:01,942 You, you just had to be on MTV. 1202 01:13:02,552 --> 01:13:05,163 Not to mention you, you, you dragged your sick dad 1203 01:13:05,293 --> 01:13:07,121 who was in the fucking hospital now all 1204 01:13:07,252 --> 01:13:08,296 the way across the country. 1205 01:13:09,297 --> 01:13:10,516 You didn't even ask him if he was okay 1206 01:13:10,647 --> 01:13:11,648 or healthy enough to make the trip. 1207 01:13:11,778 --> 01:13:12,953 - Did you? - You better watch the 1208 01:13:13,084 --> 01:13:13,824 next thing that comes outta your mouth, Max. 1209 01:13:13,954 --> 01:13:14,825 Or what, what, what are you gonna do? 1210 01:13:14,955 --> 01:13:16,130 What are you gonna do to me? 1211 01:13:16,261 --> 01:13:18,437 Jesse? Huh? You rail against these gimmicks 1212 01:13:18,568 --> 01:13:20,439 and all these sellouts. 1213 01:13:20,570 --> 01:13:22,354 Oh my God. You are the biggest fucking gimmick and sellout of them all! 1214 01:13:22,485 --> 01:13:25,052 - Fucking guys. - Who the fuck do you think you are? 1215 01:13:27,533 --> 01:13:29,100 Look, Jess. 1216 01:13:29,230 --> 01:13:31,102 I'm sorry. I just, 1217 01:13:31,232 --> 01:13:33,278 just, just... fucking stop. 1218 01:13:35,236 --> 01:13:36,237 Jesse Grant? 1219 01:13:37,108 --> 01:13:37,978 Yeah. Yes. 1220 01:13:38,370 --> 01:13:40,416 Did you wanna go in the other room to talk? 1221 01:13:42,592 --> 01:13:45,899 No. No, it's fine. We're, uh, yeah, we're a band. 1222 01:13:46,378 --> 01:13:48,119 Okay. Your father, he's very ill. 1223 01:13:48,336 --> 01:13:51,514 His bed sores were infected, which led to sepsis. 1224 01:13:52,515 --> 01:13:53,603 Do you, do you know what that is? 1225 01:13:55,953 --> 01:13:59,260 Okay. Is he, I mean, is he gonna make it or? 1226 01:14:00,479 --> 01:14:01,654 He's on a very strong course 1227 01:14:01,785 --> 01:14:03,569 of antibiotics and we'll know more soon. 1228 01:14:09,532 --> 01:14:10,576 Okay. I'll, uh, 1229 01:14:14,014 --> 01:14:15,102 I'll, I'll call the club. 1230 01:14:16,321 --> 01:14:17,322 Cancel the gig. 1231 01:14:19,106 --> 01:14:21,326 You, you think he would want that? 1232 01:14:22,327 --> 01:14:23,502 After we've come so far, 1233 01:14:23,633 --> 01:14:25,025 after everything we've done? 1234 01:14:28,681 --> 01:14:30,204 Your dad would want us to play this. 1235 01:14:30,944 --> 01:14:35,079 â™ª Somewhere in between miracles â™ª 1236 01:14:36,210 --> 01:14:40,519 â™ª And the practical, there's Space â™ª 1237 01:14:41,520 --> 01:14:45,829 â™ª In the world for you And I to meet â™ª 1238 01:14:46,482 --> 01:14:48,745 â™ª Face to face, â™ª 1239 01:14:51,225 --> 01:14:55,012 â™ª Just in case, The human race â™ª 1240 01:14:56,753 --> 01:15:03,716 â™ª It's not enough... to go on â™ª 1241 01:15:09,809 --> 01:15:16,729 â™ª It's not enough, you need Something more to believe â™ª 1242 01:15:23,301 --> 01:15:24,520 On in five. 1243 01:15:24,781 --> 01:15:25,738 You guys ready? 1244 01:15:26,826 --> 01:15:30,613 - No. Not really. - Too bad. 1245 01:15:31,004 --> 01:15:33,964 You know what to do. Don't fuck it up. 1246 01:15:43,756 --> 01:15:45,410 Hey aholes! 1247 01:16:01,034 --> 01:16:03,080 It's been a heck of a ride, Chief. 1248 01:16:07,432 --> 01:16:08,738 What is happening right now? 1249 01:16:09,129 --> 01:16:11,915 I'll tell you what's happening El Capitan. Guys. 1250 01:16:12,089 --> 01:16:15,005 I could give a flying PB and J about the mic stand. 1251 01:16:15,745 --> 01:16:17,964 It's a shtick. It's a prop. 1252 01:16:19,139 --> 01:16:22,316 I'll find something else for the indie crowd to obsess over. 1253 01:16:22,447 --> 01:16:24,754 Pretend Seff's my brother or something. 1254 01:16:24,884 --> 01:16:25,798 He is? 1255 01:16:29,889 --> 01:16:32,892 So, are we good or? Yeah. 1256 01:16:33,806 --> 01:16:35,678 This has been a heck of a ride, you guys. 1257 01:16:35,808 --> 01:16:37,505 Not to mention great publicity. 1258 01:16:37,636 --> 01:16:40,726 - Did you see MTV this morning? - Hold on. Yeah. We, we did. 1259 01:16:40,857 --> 01:16:43,207 And it was great publicity for you guys. 1260 01:16:44,034 --> 01:16:45,905 You guys see the line outside the door tonight? 1261 01:16:46,776 --> 01:16:50,518 This place is packed. Ready to see you jokers... us too. 1262 01:16:50,649 --> 01:16:52,608 - Us too. - Seriously. 1263 01:16:55,698 --> 01:16:58,222 - Holy shit. - Sacre Blue. 1264 01:17:00,833 --> 01:17:02,226 1, 2, 3, 4! 1265 01:18:19,085 --> 01:18:19,869 Hand me that. 1266 01:18:25,178 --> 01:18:26,005 Jess. 1267 01:18:28,138 --> 01:18:29,574 So I'll have the lawyers send over the 1268 01:18:29,748 --> 01:18:30,967 contracts when you get back to Detroit. 1269 01:18:31,402 --> 01:18:33,317 So glad to have you on board, man. 1270 01:18:33,447 --> 01:18:34,448 Looking forward to it. 1271 01:18:34,579 --> 01:18:36,407 So do I. 1272 01:18:36,537 --> 01:18:37,625 Muchacho. 1273 01:18:40,193 --> 01:18:43,849 Le sigh. Whatever man. Forget it. 1274 01:18:47,026 --> 01:18:51,378 Hello? He's awake? 1275 01:18:54,991 --> 01:18:59,430 Thank God. No. Yeah. 1276 01:18:59,560 --> 01:19:04,261 He, he, he is always that cranky. Yeah, we're on our way. 1277 01:19:04,609 --> 01:19:07,786 Thank you. Thank you. He's gonna be okay. 1278 01:19:07,917 --> 01:19:09,135 Thank God, man. 1279 01:19:11,442 --> 01:19:13,183 Hope I'm not interrupting anything? 1280 01:19:13,444 --> 01:19:14,488 What? 1281 01:19:14,619 --> 01:19:15,838 Hot Freaks, right? 1282 01:19:15,968 --> 01:19:16,882 Uh, yeah. Yeah. 1283 01:19:17,013 --> 01:19:17,970 Great set. 1284 01:19:18,101 --> 01:19:19,102 You guys are really, really good. 1285 01:19:19,232 --> 01:19:20,016 - Thanks. - Thanks. 1286 01:19:20,146 --> 01:19:20,973 Thank you. 1287 01:19:21,104 --> 01:19:23,497 I, uh, I guess we were working 1288 01:19:23,628 --> 01:19:24,890 some things out up there tonight. 1289 01:19:25,238 --> 01:19:26,936 Seems like it. So, what's next for you guys? 1290 01:19:27,066 --> 01:19:29,503 More band fights with Bull Roar on the way back to Detroit? 1291 01:19:30,635 --> 01:19:32,376 No, no, no. We're, we're done with that stuff, 1292 01:19:32,506 --> 01:19:35,988 but what we're really looking forward to next is a record deal. 1293 01:19:37,511 --> 01:19:40,471 I know a guy that could help you guys. Have a second to talk? 1294 01:19:56,443 --> 01:19:57,357 No, it, it 1295 01:19:57,531 --> 01:19:59,055 was before the MTV crew showed up. 1296 01:19:59,185 --> 01:20:01,100 I was chatting up that cute emo girl 1297 01:20:01,231 --> 01:20:03,668 and I, I slipped her the line. She didn't fall for it. 1298 01:20:03,799 --> 01:20:04,930 Are, are, are you 1299 01:20:05,061 --> 01:20:05,888 sure you did it right, Cody? What? What? 1300 01:20:06,018 --> 01:20:07,237 What'd you say? Positive. 1301 01:20:07,411 --> 01:20:08,629 I said, and I quote, 1302 01:20:09,456 --> 01:20:12,720 "This band is going in a new direction." 1303 01:20:14,722 --> 01:20:17,290 NUDE ERECTION. Oh really? 1304 01:20:17,813 --> 01:20:18,814 She really didn't 1305 01:20:18,944 --> 01:20:20,250 want anything to do with you after that? 1306 01:20:20,380 --> 01:20:21,555 Huh? Didn't bat eye. 1307 01:20:21,686 --> 01:20:22,730 Shocker. 1308 01:20:22,861 --> 01:20:24,994 Well, you did it wrong, Senora Rita. 1309 01:20:25,124 --> 01:20:26,560 Ross Jeffries is genius. 1310 01:20:26,691 --> 01:20:28,388 No, do not listen to this guy. 1311 01:20:28,736 --> 01:20:31,522 Ross Jeffries is straight up bullshit. 1312 01:20:31,914 --> 01:20:33,829 Wrong again. Genius. 1313 01:20:35,700 --> 01:20:36,919 Whatever. 1314 01:20:37,354 --> 01:20:38,616 Whoa 1315 01:20:39,443 --> 01:20:40,313 What the hell! 1316 01:20:40,618 --> 01:20:42,446 One last pit stop. Okay. Just hold on. 1317 01:20:42,576 --> 01:20:43,708 Little warning next time? 1318 01:20:52,282 --> 01:20:56,025 Said there weren't no home like a raft, after all. 1319 01:20:57,461 --> 01:21:00,290 You feel mighty free and easy 1320 01:21:01,030 --> 01:21:02,945 and comfortable on a raft. 1321 01:21:05,643 --> 01:21:07,253 Yeah. 1322 01:21:09,560 --> 01:21:13,651 You know, uh, you were right 1323 01:21:16,393 --> 01:21:20,179 about music, playing. 1324 01:21:22,573 --> 01:21:25,924 MTV-- just about everything. 1325 01:21:28,622 --> 01:21:31,190 Well, no, not everything. You, 1326 01:21:32,017 --> 01:21:34,628 you Were right about a few things yourself, Jess. 1327 01:21:35,368 --> 01:21:37,588 Guess we both have some work to do then, huh? 1328 01:21:37,805 --> 01:21:39,198 Yeah, guess so. 1329 01:21:42,027 --> 01:21:44,943 You know, I hate that, um, the boys left empty handed. 1330 01:21:45,988 --> 01:21:46,989 You know-- Austin? 1331 01:21:49,905 --> 01:21:53,256 Yeah. Well, uh, 1332 01:21:53,386 --> 01:21:55,693 - We didn't. - Hmm? 1333 01:21:56,955 --> 01:21:58,739 What are you talking about, Jess? 1334 01:22:01,655 --> 01:22:02,482 What? 1335 01:22:02,613 --> 01:22:04,310 Whatcha talking about? 1336 01:22:07,792 --> 01:22:08,488 - Oh, - Hey. 1337 01:22:08,619 --> 01:22:09,141 - Hey. - Hello. 1338 01:22:09,272 --> 01:22:10,360 How are ya? 1339 01:22:10,490 --> 01:22:12,144 - Great. - Glad you're back. 1340 01:22:12,275 --> 01:22:14,755 Glad to be back. What happened to, uh, to Craig? 1341 01:22:15,278 --> 01:22:16,496 Got caught boning an intern. 1342 01:22:17,889 --> 01:22:19,369 The twins wanted you back immediately. 1343 01:22:20,979 --> 01:22:23,199 It's nice to be wanted for a change. 1344 01:22:23,329 --> 01:22:24,591 This has the, uh, presentation? 1345 01:22:24,896 --> 01:22:25,897 - Sure does. - Great. 1346 01:22:27,246 --> 01:22:29,422 Uh, tell him not to skip any slides. 1347 01:22:31,859 --> 01:22:33,209 - Good luck. - Yeah. 1348 01:22:34,036 --> 01:22:36,299 And, uh, don't forget to put me on the guest list. 1349 01:22:37,300 --> 01:22:38,649 Come on. It's five bucks! 1350 01:22:40,172 --> 01:22:41,130 Okay, here you go. 1351 01:22:41,304 --> 01:22:43,349 Now Creative did a killer job 1352 01:22:43,480 --> 01:22:44,568 with these new campaign slides, 1353 01:22:44,698 --> 01:22:46,483 so make sure you don't skip any, okay? 1354 01:22:46,613 --> 01:22:48,920 I won't. I'm nervous. 1355 01:22:49,312 --> 01:22:52,358 These Planet Muffler clients are a bunch of a-holes. 1356 01:22:52,489 --> 01:22:55,579 No, no, no. Don't be. Just, just let the presentation, 1357 01:22:55,709 --> 01:22:59,409 you know, come alive. 1358 01:23:00,366 --> 01:23:02,455 - Come alive. - Yeah. 1359 01:23:02,586 --> 01:23:04,805 - Will do. - Okay. Good luck, man. 1360 01:23:29,047 --> 01:23:31,093 Oh! 1361 01:23:32,442 --> 01:23:36,924 No! What the fuck? 1362 01:23:37,229 --> 01:23:39,971 What the fuck? 1363 01:23:42,060 --> 01:23:45,063 What the-- Jesse? 1364 01:23:46,543 --> 01:23:48,284 Oh my... 1365 01:23:48,414 --> 01:23:49,459 Alright. 1366 01:23:49,589 --> 01:23:51,591 Alright. You guys ready to rock Chicago? 1367 01:23:51,722 --> 01:23:52,636 Yeah. 1368 01:23:52,766 --> 01:23:53,550 Hell yeah. Pedal to the metal. 1369 01:23:53,680 --> 01:23:55,030 What's the rush? 1370 01:23:55,378 --> 01:23:56,466 We got nothing but time. 1371 01:23:57,597 --> 01:23:59,817 Road trip. Whoa! 1372 01:24:05,040 --> 01:24:07,172 Woohoo! 97495