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We have a bunch of errands
to run this weekend,
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so can we try and get
to the abandoned mall
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early to avoid
the radioactive zombies?
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They make parking
a nightmare.
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Mm, I need to finish
reading this old
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box of toothpaste
before book club.
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Had a great beginning
where the toothpaste was minty,
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but now I'm in
this boring part
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where four out of five
dentists recommend it.
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Well, good night.
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Should we have sex?
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W-What?
I don't know.
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It's just been a while
since we last did it.
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Might be nice to give the
Little Warlord some fresh air.
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Yeah, no, I wasn't exactly
in a, like, sex frame of mind,
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but, no, definitely,
let's do it.
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Let's have
sexual intercourse...
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baby.
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All right.
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[ Sighs ]
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I'll just mount
the ol' war rig...
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Yeah.
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[ Farts ]
Sorry.
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That was
the Indian food.
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That's okay.
There we go.
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Hi.
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Uh, does Scraps have
to be here?
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It's fine. He doesn't even
know what he's seeing.
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No, yes, I do.
It's sex, and I like it.
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That's good.
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That's real good.
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[ Sighs ]
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Maybe we should just
take a rain check.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
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What?
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♪♪
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At noon, you have
your meeting
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with the Trash Pickers
Union.
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Devon, quit selling doodads
and focus on gizmos!
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At 2:00 p.m.,
you wanted to survey
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the floating garbage island
that just washed ashore.
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Keep sorting, Sikowsky!
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Just because you
don't have arms
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doesn't mean
your teeth don't work.
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Oh, and later on,
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you've got your 40-year
high school reunion.
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That's fun!
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Oof, no, thanks.
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Believe it or not,
I wasn't exactly
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"Mister Popular"
in high school.
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Everyone called me
Moaning Morris --
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because I moaned so much
when they punched me.
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But they only punched me
because I moaned.
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It was a real
chicken-and-egg situation.
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Right. But that was --
that was a long time ago,
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Mr Rubinstein.
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Don't you want to go back
and show your old classmates
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what kind of a man
you've become?
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Hey, you're right.
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I'm probably way more successful
than those schmucks.
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And now I can really rub it
in their stinkin' faces!
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Right.
That seems like an almost
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willful misinterpretation
of what I said, but okay.
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Thanks, Sid!
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That was great advice
you gave me, as I understood it.
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Great.
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Hey!
You get out of here!
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Next time I see you,
I'm gonna kill you!
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You hear me?!
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I'll kill you!
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I'll kill you!
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Phew!
Another close one.
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Good thing I'm here
to protect the place.
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Mm-hmm.
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So, I had the hottest sex
last night with this
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Rube Goldberg machine.
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He did this thing where
he tipped a row of dominos,
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which made a bowling ball
roll down a ramp,
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which lit a candle,
and long story short,
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a mousetrap
fell on my penis.
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That sounds hot.
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It was.
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Just, back in the Wasteland,
Sid and I used to do it
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all the time --
in the car, in the sand,
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once midair,
falling off a cliff.
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Mmm.
But now that we're married,
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it's like
we're business partners
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that just happen
to live together.
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See, this is what happens
when you decide
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to spend your life
with the exact same person.
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Your passion is gonna
continue to dwindle,
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until you'll become like
all these other
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Boomtown couples,
whose only idea of romance
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is a weekly date night
at the Boomtown Bistro.
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That sounds horrible! I don't
want that for me and Sid!
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Don't worry.
You're with a licensed sexpert.
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That's "sex"
plus "expert."
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Right, yeah.
No, I got that.
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So why didn't you laugh?
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Morris Rubinstein, CEO,
Morris's Junk Emporium.
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Welcome, Morris!
You're the last one to arrive.
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Am I late?
Oh, let me check with my Rolex.
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[ Ding ]
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Here's your name tag.
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Thank you.
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Well, guess I'll make
my grand entrance, then.
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♪♪
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They're all skeletons.
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Yes, unfortunately,
they all died in The Boom.
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Well, there's no point
bragging about my success
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if they're all dead.
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I'm gonna go.
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Say, is that Ron Miller?
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I'd recognise that
big oaf anywhere.
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Hey, Miller!
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Yeah, thought you
were so cool?
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Well, now you're dead,
and I've got a Rolex!
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[ Chuckles ]
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Freya, Sid, thank you
for agreeing to do
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this important work
for your relationship.
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Yeah, I'm not sure
I'm comfortable
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talking about
this kind of stuff,
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especially with your famously
bitchy best friend.
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Oh, everything said here
is completely confidential.
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Unless, of course, I think
it's funny or just plain nasty.
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Sid, we have to figure out a way
to save our sex life.
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Okay?
It's important to me.
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Yeah, uh, okay.
Yeah, let's -- let's do it.
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That's the spirit.
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Now, I'm gonna need you to put
on your neural transmitters.
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You'll feel the teensiest
little pinch
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as the brain-stinger
shoots into your spine.
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Sorry, what?
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[ Device whirrs, both screams ]
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Uh...
where are we?
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A place to explore the outer
reaches of your sexual reality.
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Welcome...
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to the Matrix-x-x.
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So, w-w-why are you saying
it like that?
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Oh, it's like the Matrix
but with three X's at the end.
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You know, like a sex thing?
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Oh.
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You kind of have to see it
written out for it to work.
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No, no, it works.
It's good.
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Yeah, it's funny.
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Anyway...
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The Matrix-x-x is
a simulated reality.
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Your bodies are back in the real
world, being watched by Scraps.
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Scraps, do you read me?
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Yo, you're coming in loud
and clear, boss!
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Not exactly sure
what I'm looking at here.
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Just a bunch of numbers
falling down a screen,
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but I'm just gonna keep on
looking back and forth
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at these monitors
and randomly pressing stuff.
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The only way to counteract
the boner-killing effects
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of married life
is by introducing
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ever-more elaborate kinks
into the bedroom.
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But first, we're gonna
need dildos.
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Lots of dildos.
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Whoa.
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The simulation can manifest
your wildest fantasies
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simply by thinking of them.
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If things ever get too intense,
the safe word...
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is "boogie board."
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Yeah, I don't know.
I think this --
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this might be
just a little much for me.
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Maybe we start by just
lighting some candles or --
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or put on some
mood music?
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Smooth jazz
can be very kinky.
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Relax. This'll just be
silly and fun.
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Here, I'll go first.
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Help! Help!
He's gonna kill me!
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This is silly and fun?
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So I say to the guy,
"Watch it, pal.
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This suit costs more
than your car."
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[ Laughs ]
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Aww.
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Anybody want
another drink?
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I can afford it,
trust me.
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Ohh! Oh.
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Well, if it isn't
my old bully, Sean Bachman.
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Well, news flash, Sean --
I'm not Moaning Morris anymore.
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I'm a big success, and you're
just a big pile of bones.
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Yeah, words were never
your thing, were they?
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Well, let me put it in
language you'll understand.
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Ah!
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Noooo! D'oh!
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Don't look at me!
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No! Don't! Ow!
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Now I'm moaning.
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Moaning Morris!
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Oh, no!
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You monster.
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I'll never give you the
coordinates to the Oasis,
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no matter what you do
to my hot little body.
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God, no, Freya, I would
never dream of hurting you.
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I love you.
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No, Sid,
we're role-playing.
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I'm the helpless peasant,
and you're the evil mechanic.
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Now, I want you
to take control of me!
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Right. Uh...
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Okay.
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Yeah, I --
I'm a mean, scary guy.
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Yeah.
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I guess we're gonna have to do
this the hard way.
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Ay-yay-yay-
yay-yay-yay-yay!
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Oh, God!
Freya, I am so sorry!
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I did not realise
that was gonna do that!
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Oh. That was amazing.
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What?
Do it again.
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You liked that?
That -- That looked so painful.
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Sid, I'm not
some delicate flower, okay?
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I can handle it.
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Now I want you to zap me like
I'm a baked potato!
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Okay.
Um, uh, here I go.
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[ Electricity buzzing ]
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Ay-yay-yay-yay-yay-yay!
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It's s-o-o g-o-o-o-ood!
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Yeah, it's fun
for me, too.
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Turn it u-u-u-u-up!
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Okay.
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Aaaa-whooooooooooooo!
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Oh, no, no,
I can't do this!
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I'm sorry! Boogie board!
Boogie board! Boogie board!
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[ Sighs ] Aww.
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Why'd you stop?
I was just about to explode.
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Yeah, Sid, what do you
have against
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giving your wife pleasure?
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No, no, that
wasn't pleasure.
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I can still smell
her hair burning.
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Are you really telling me
you've never had
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a single secret sexual fantasy
in your entire life?
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I mean, of course,
everyone's got something.
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Really?
You never told me.
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What is it?
No, I can't.
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It's not appropriate.
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You'll --
You'll think I'm weird.
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Sid, I love you, and I want
to make you happy.
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Okay, there's nothing you could
say that would turn me off.
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Please.
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You promise?
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I promise.
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I really want to hear.
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Okay.
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I am sexually attracted
to boulders.
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I'm sorry.
What was that?
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When I was a young
road wanderer,
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experiencing my first
sexual stirrings...
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Right.
...there weren't
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a lot of people around,
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but there were
a lot of boulders.
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And I think that I may have
accidentally projected
253
00:10:17,493 --> 00:10:20,956
some of my feelings on to...
254
00:10:21,056 --> 00:10:22,157
them.
255
00:10:22,257 --> 00:10:25,400
So, yeah.
256
00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:28,122
I'm horny for boulders.
257
00:10:28,222 --> 00:10:31,285
What the...
258
00:10:31,385 --> 00:10:34,888
Oh, that's --
that's great.
259
00:10:34,988 --> 00:10:36,610
Really?
Yeah.
260
00:10:36,710 --> 00:10:38,171
Yeah, boulders.
261
00:10:38,271 --> 00:10:40,093
I mean, that's --
that's sexy.
262
00:10:40,193 --> 00:10:41,734
Right, Tai?
Oh, no.
263
00:10:41,834 --> 00:10:43,416
I know this is supposed to be
a judgment-free zone,
264
00:10:43,516 --> 00:10:46,038
but your boy's a freak.
265
00:10:47,079 --> 00:10:48,941
Oh.
266
00:10:49,041 --> 00:10:51,303
Thanks for the ice.
267
00:10:51,403 --> 00:10:54,706
Serves me right for taking
a shot at you.
268
00:10:54,806 --> 00:10:57,949
You know, you're a really
good listener, Sean.
269
00:10:58,049 --> 00:10:59,590
I had you all wrong.
270
00:10:59,690 --> 00:11:02,073
Yeah, maybe I should put my old
grievances aside
271
00:11:02,173 --> 00:11:05,796
and move on with my life.
272
00:11:05,896 --> 00:11:08,038
To putting the past behind us.
273
00:11:08,138 --> 00:11:10,140
[ Clink ]
274
00:11:12,262 --> 00:11:13,563
Say...
275
00:11:13,663 --> 00:11:15,365
is that Misty Sanders?
276
00:11:15,465 --> 00:11:17,767
Boy, I used to have
the biggest crush on her,
277
00:11:17,867 --> 00:11:19,989
but I never had the guts
to ask her out.
278
00:11:21,350 --> 00:11:23,972
What's that smile?
You think I should talk to her?
279
00:11:24,072 --> 00:11:26,735
You dog! [ Chuckles ]
280
00:11:26,835 --> 00:11:28,977
All right.
I'm gonna do it.
281
00:11:29,077 --> 00:11:31,079
You dog.
282
00:11:33,321 --> 00:11:35,322
[ Chair scrapes ]
283
00:11:38,565 --> 00:11:40,747
Hey, Misty?
284
00:11:40,847 --> 00:11:43,470
Uh, Morris Rubinstein.
285
00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:45,392
You probably don't remember me.
286
00:11:45,492 --> 00:11:48,114
I used to sit behind you
in math class.
287
00:11:48,214 --> 00:11:50,696
I almost failed algebra
because of you.
288
00:11:53,339 --> 00:11:54,440
Well, you haven't
slapped me yet.
289
00:11:54,540 --> 00:11:57,002
That's a good sign.
290
00:11:57,102 --> 00:12:01,586
Misty, would I be too bold
to ask you to dance?
291
00:12:05,069 --> 00:12:11,155
♪ Please just stay near ♪
292
00:12:14,758 --> 00:12:17,340
Honey, I'm home!
293
00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:19,462
Oh.
294
00:12:19,562 --> 00:12:21,264
Am I interrupting something?
295
00:12:21,364 --> 00:12:23,866
We've been waiting for you.
296
00:12:23,966 --> 00:12:25,548
Come join us.
297
00:12:25,648 --> 00:12:29,231
A boulder in
our marital bed.
298
00:12:29,331 --> 00:12:31,553
This feels so wrong.
299
00:12:31,653 --> 00:12:33,655
But also so right.
300
00:12:38,419 --> 00:12:40,561
Okay, now you two kiss.
301
00:12:40,661 --> 00:12:42,523
Oh. Um...
302
00:12:42,623 --> 00:12:44,625
okay.
303
00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:48,088
Oh, my God.
304
00:12:48,188 --> 00:12:49,169
[ Spits ]
305
00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:51,651
Mmm, pebbly.
306
00:12:51,751 --> 00:12:54,414
Right.
Now let's triple kiss.
307
00:12:54,514 --> 00:12:56,516
Yeah.
308
00:13:00,759 --> 00:13:03,061
Oh, wow, this is so hot.
309
00:13:03,161 --> 00:13:05,023
Oh, you must weigh
a thousand tons.
310
00:13:05,123 --> 00:13:06,344
If you rolled down
a hillside,
311
00:13:06,444 --> 00:13:10,268
you would crush everything
in your path.
312
00:13:10,368 --> 00:13:12,350
Cool, cool.
313
00:13:12,450 --> 00:13:13,551
[ Beeping ]
Scraps: Oh, no.
314
00:13:13,651 --> 00:13:15,653
Horniness levels are plummeting.
315
00:13:19,977 --> 00:13:21,918
Not again.
316
00:13:22,018 --> 00:13:23,680
Hey, get back here!
317
00:13:23,780 --> 00:13:25,522
I'm gonna kill you!
318
00:13:25,622 --> 00:13:28,164
I want to free solo
you so bad.
319
00:13:28,264 --> 00:13:30,806
So I'm fully out of the scenario
at this point, right?
320
00:13:30,906 --> 00:13:33,128
I'm just checking.
I can't stand it any longer.
321
00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:35,230
I need you now.
322
00:13:36,271 --> 00:13:38,934
Oh, it's better than
I could've ever imagined.
323
00:13:39,034 --> 00:13:41,696
The boulder's surface
is so rough.
324
00:13:41,796 --> 00:13:44,539
There's not even a hole.
I am just smashing my dick
325
00:13:44,639 --> 00:13:47,061
against the hard
boulder surface.
326
00:13:47,161 --> 00:13:48,342
That's it.
Boogie board!
327
00:13:48,442 --> 00:13:50,064
A million times
boogie board!
328
00:13:50,164 --> 00:13:51,385
Boulder -- Aah!
329
00:13:51,485 --> 00:13:53,186
Nope. Nope.
That was too messed up.
330
00:13:53,287 --> 00:13:56,469
Hey, don't kink-shame me!
I feel vulnerable right now.
331
00:13:56,570 --> 00:13:58,191
Well, that was the freakiest
shit I've ever seen!
332
00:13:58,291 --> 00:13:59,632
Wait.
My thing was freaky?
333
00:13:59,732 --> 00:14:01,874
At least I didn't want to be
actually tortured!
334
00:14:01,974 --> 00:14:05,838
I am loving this open
and honest communication.
335
00:14:05,938 --> 00:14:08,720
I feel like we're on the verge
of a major breakthrough.
336
00:14:08,821 --> 00:14:11,723
Shut up, Tai! This sucks.
I don't want to do this anymore.
337
00:14:11,823 --> 00:14:13,204
Yeah, this has been
a complete disaster.
338
00:14:13,305 --> 00:14:14,886
Get us out of here.
All right, geez.
339
00:14:14,986 --> 00:14:17,929
If you want to give up
on your relationship forever.
340
00:14:18,029 --> 00:14:20,191
Scraps, give us an exit.
341
00:14:22,793 --> 00:14:24,094
Scraps?
342
00:14:24,194 --> 00:14:25,736
Just get back here!
343
00:14:25,836 --> 00:14:28,058
Get back here!
I'll kill you!
344
00:14:28,158 --> 00:14:30,960
I'll kill you!
I'll kill you!
345
00:14:31,681 --> 00:14:33,062
Huh.
346
00:14:33,162 --> 00:14:35,505
Tai?
Hmm?
347
00:14:35,605 --> 00:14:40,349
Did you trap us in
a computer prison forever?
348
00:14:40,449 --> 00:14:42,311
S-Sorry.
What was that?
349
00:14:42,411 --> 00:14:45,033
I'm -- I'm just gonna
go check on that.
350
00:14:45,133 --> 00:14:47,135
Yeah, I'm here.
351
00:14:51,219 --> 00:14:54,802
Oh, Misty, you make me feel
like I'm 16 again,
352
00:14:54,902 --> 00:14:58,265
dancing with
the prettiest girl in school.
353
00:15:00,507 --> 00:15:03,710
Oh, what are you doing to me?
354
00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:06,753
[ Chuckles ] I'm a married man.
355
00:15:08,274 --> 00:15:11,217
This is crazy.
356
00:15:11,317 --> 00:15:15,140
Oh, hell, let's be crazy.
357
00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:16,541
♪ I'm holding out for love ♪
358
00:15:16,642 --> 00:15:21,786
♪ The reason the sun comes up ♪
359
00:15:21,886 --> 00:15:24,669
♪ Your the life ♪
360
00:15:24,769 --> 00:15:28,252
Whoa! Oh, Misty!
I love you!
361
00:15:30,774 --> 00:15:35,959
I spy with my little eye
something white.
362
00:15:36,059 --> 00:15:39,362
What's the matter?
You don't want to play anymore?
363
00:15:39,462 --> 00:15:41,664
I'm sad about
our relationship.
364
00:15:43,866 --> 00:15:46,008
[ Sighs ]
So that's it?
365
00:15:46,108 --> 00:15:47,930
We're just gonna become one of
those sexless couples,
366
00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:49,491
like Tai said?
367
00:15:49,591 --> 00:15:52,294
Who go on boring date nights
at the Boomtown Bistro?
368
00:15:52,394 --> 00:15:53,935
Ugh, no.
Can you imagine?
369
00:15:54,035 --> 00:15:57,018
"Uh, hey, let's make time out of
our already very busy lives
370
00:15:57,118 --> 00:15:58,859
to go just hang out
with each other
371
00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:01,382
in a different place
that isn't our house."
372
00:16:01,482 --> 00:16:03,023
"I'll put on
my nice top,
373
00:16:03,123 --> 00:16:05,065
even though you've literally
seen me naked a thousand times."
374
00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:08,108
"Yeah, and I'll put
on my one nice shirt."
375
00:16:08,208 --> 00:16:10,390
Aw, you haven't worn
that shirt in forever.
376
00:16:10,490 --> 00:16:12,031
It looks nice on you.
Thanks.
377
00:16:12,131 --> 00:16:14,133
You look so pretty.
378
00:16:15,494 --> 00:16:17,276
Bet the bar
would be stupid.
379
00:16:17,376 --> 00:16:19,378
Oh, yeah, for sure.
380
00:16:21,820 --> 00:16:23,922
Though is does create
a nice ambiance.
381
00:16:24,022 --> 00:16:25,283
[ Applause ]
It is really pleasant.
382
00:16:25,383 --> 00:16:26,965
Thank you, thank you.
383
00:16:27,065 --> 00:16:29,087
That one was called,
"I Ate My Baby."
384
00:16:29,187 --> 00:16:30,568
Bet the cocktails
have stupid names,
385
00:16:30,668 --> 00:16:33,931
like "Wasteland Punch"
and "Atomic Apple-Tini."
386
00:16:34,031 --> 00:16:35,973
Although, that one does
look really good.
387
00:16:36,073 --> 00:16:37,334
Should we get one?
Ooh!
388
00:16:37,434 --> 00:16:39,176
It's still happy hour.
Drinks are half off.
389
00:16:39,276 --> 00:16:41,097
Well, then we
should get two.
390
00:16:41,198 --> 00:16:43,620
Sid, you're bad.
391
00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:45,581
I know.
392
00:16:45,682 --> 00:16:47,984
God, stupid mailman.
393
00:16:48,084 --> 00:16:50,106
Almost had him.
394
00:16:50,206 --> 00:16:52,988
What the -- This can't be right.
395
00:16:53,088 --> 00:16:55,090
The horniness levels...
396
00:16:56,772 --> 00:16:57,752
...they're rising.
397
00:16:57,853 --> 00:16:59,154
Okay.
398
00:16:59,254 --> 00:17:01,956
This date night is kind of
doing it for me.
399
00:17:02,056 --> 00:17:03,718
Should we...?
400
00:17:03,818 --> 00:17:05,079
You know.
401
00:17:05,179 --> 00:17:07,601
Freya, we're in the middle
of a wine bar.
402
00:17:07,701 --> 00:17:09,963
Sid, none of this is real.
403
00:17:10,063 --> 00:17:11,925
We're in a simulation.
404
00:17:12,025 --> 00:17:14,167
Oh, yeah.
405
00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:16,269
I forgot.
406
00:17:16,910 --> 00:17:21,013
♪♪
407
00:17:21,113 --> 00:17:22,495
They're doing it.
408
00:17:22,595 --> 00:17:31,142
♪♪
409
00:17:31,243 --> 00:17:32,864
It's beautiful.
410
00:17:32,964 --> 00:17:35,667
[ Grunting ]
411
00:17:35,767 --> 00:17:37,108
Sexy.
Who's your daddy?
412
00:17:37,208 --> 00:17:38,669
Oh, you're my daddy!
Who's your daddy?
413
00:17:38,769 --> 00:17:39,950
You're my daddy!
Whoo!
414
00:17:40,050 --> 00:17:41,792
Go, Mom and Dad!
415
00:17:41,892 --> 00:17:44,314
[ Grunting ]
416
00:17:44,414 --> 00:17:46,837
Oh. You know,
I don't understand this --
417
00:17:46,937 --> 00:17:49,199
I don't understand this one.
418
00:17:49,299 --> 00:17:51,521
Woop!
Ho-ho! Sacre bleu!
419
00:17:51,621 --> 00:17:53,523
Hold on to your butts,
Mom and Dad.
420
00:17:53,623 --> 00:17:56,085
You're coming home.
421
00:17:56,185 --> 00:17:59,888
[ Moans ]
422
00:17:59,988 --> 00:18:02,731
No! Not like this!
423
00:18:02,831 --> 00:18:04,813
Hi.
424
00:18:04,913 --> 00:18:06,374
There, there.
425
00:18:06,474 --> 00:18:09,257
Okay, let me go
grab you a towel.
426
00:18:09,357 --> 00:18:10,978
Thanks.
427
00:18:11,078 --> 00:18:13,340
Ugh!
You had a date night?
428
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:15,422
It was actually really fun.
There was live music.
429
00:18:15,522 --> 00:18:16,703
Ugh!
Great atmosphere.
430
00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:18,505
Ugh!
And the shishito peppers.
431
00:18:18,605 --> 00:18:20,347
[ Gasps ]
The shishito peppers.
432
00:18:20,447 --> 00:18:22,188
Oh, my God.
Nom nom nom.
433
00:18:22,288 --> 00:18:25,712
I need to wipe my hard drive
to erase this memory.
434
00:18:25,812 --> 00:18:27,813
I feel sick.
435
00:18:28,694 --> 00:18:30,035
You are my little
shishito pepper.
436
00:18:30,135 --> 00:18:31,917
You're my little
shishito pepper.
437
00:18:32,017 --> 00:18:33,719
Nom nom nom
nom nom nom nom!
438
00:18:33,819 --> 00:18:36,401
Hey, lovebirds.
Beautiful day, ain't she?
439
00:18:36,501 --> 00:18:37,922
Hey, Mr Rubinstein!
Oh!
440
00:18:38,023 --> 00:18:39,484
So, did you end up
rubbing your success
441
00:18:39,584 --> 00:18:40,565
in your classmates' faces?
442
00:18:40,665 --> 00:18:42,166
No, I'm beyond all that.
443
00:18:42,266 --> 00:18:44,328
I was able to put the past
in the past.
444
00:18:44,428 --> 00:18:47,171
I caught up with friends,
patched up old grievances,
445
00:18:47,271 --> 00:18:50,093
had sex with a skeleton,
and danced our butts off --
446
00:18:50,194 --> 00:18:51,735
Sorry.
You did what?
447
00:18:51,835 --> 00:18:53,256
Danced our butts off.
448
00:18:53,356 --> 00:18:55,779
Honestly, Sid,
try and keep up sometime.
449
00:18:55,879 --> 00:18:59,422
Well, anyway, I should probably
get home to my loving wife.
450
00:18:59,522 --> 00:19:01,524
I'll see you at work.
451
00:19:03,205 --> 00:19:04,546
Hmm.
452
00:19:04,647 --> 00:19:05,587
That guy is your mentor.
453
00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:07,689
Yes, he is.
454
00:19:11,212 --> 00:19:12,193
Oh, hi, honey.
455
00:19:12,293 --> 00:19:14,515
Hey!
456
00:19:14,615 --> 00:19:16,157
Mwah.
457
00:19:16,257 --> 00:19:18,519
The kids will be here any minute
to celebrate your birthday.
458
00:19:18,619 --> 00:19:20,401
Okay. Just need to get
these shoes off.
459
00:19:20,501 --> 00:19:22,503
My dogs
are killing me.
460
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,669
[ Sighs ]
461
00:19:30,910 --> 00:19:38,797
♪♪
462
00:19:44,923 --> 00:19:46,544
Told you I'd kill you.
463
00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:49,026
Suzanne: Honey!
The kids are here!
464
00:19:49,127 --> 00:19:56,113
♪♪
465
00:19:56,213 --> 00:19:59,095
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