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Who is this, again?
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It's your mom's
great-aunt's second cousin,
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so very closely related.
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Are those her sisters?
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Yes. They were triplets.
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Trina was the oldest,
then Gina, then Yu-Mei.
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If I were a triplet,
I'd have one do my homework,
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one do my chores,
and one get into shenanigans.
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They're not your clones.
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Also, you're one of them.
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Oh, now you're into math.
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Oh, no. I got a stain on
the tie I borrowed from Dad.
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My year of bad luck just won't end.
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Really? That seems disrespectful.
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Okay. I guess it can't hurt.
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I was supposed to spit
into the handkerchief
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and put that in the casket, wasn't I?
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Mom, where's Connie?
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How nice.
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We should go grab our seats...
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Near the back, in case your aunt sings.
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- Hello.
- Hello.
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You look well.
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You too. Have you eaten?
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Not yet, but I will.
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Are you warm enough?
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Yes. I brought a light sweater.
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Good.
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I'm going to go find a
chair with some padding.
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The wood on these looks subpar.
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Nice to see you.
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Okay. Nice to see you.
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Who was that man?
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Oh, that was my father.
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S04E05
Four Funerals and a Wedding
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Hold up. That was your dad?!
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What?
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Oh, you thought he would look older?
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What can I say? We have good genes.
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We didn't know you had a dad.
You never talk about him.
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I thought he was dead.
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Of course he's not dead.
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No one in my family has
died before the age of 90...
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Except for Great-Uncle Xi,
and he loved his menthols.
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He used to swallow the butts.
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So, how come we've never
met our grandfather?
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You've met him.
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He waved at you through
the hospital window
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after you were born.
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He's a diplomat,
and he works all over the world,
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so we didn't see him that much.
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So, when did he get
divorced from Grandma Chu?
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Divorced?! Don't be ridiculous!
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They're still married.
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And they still see each
other every few years,
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and he always sends her
coasters from the Hard Rock
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in every city he visits.
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I've seen those.
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That means your dad's
been to Copenhagen.
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He travels a lot.
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That's how it always was in my family.
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My mom was around, My dad was away.
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I didn't see my dad much, either...
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Because he was always working.
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He worked literally up
until the day he died...
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Like George Burns.
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Godfather of comedy.
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We miss you, George... Every day.
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So many questions.
What's so hard to understand?
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We grew up in a different time.
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We had a different
relationship with our parents.
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Our boys are luckier than we were.
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I feel lucky enough.
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Well, you have to admit,
it would've been nice
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if your dad had made it to our wedding.
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We had our reception
in a car dealership.
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Honestly, Louis,
I haven't given it a second thought.
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Of course, Cousin Karen is
wearing a strapless dress.
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It's, like, "We get it, Karen.
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You have the best
shoulders in the family."
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Shoot. I can't find Dad's tie.
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First I stain it, then I lose it?
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Relax. There's, like,
never a time in my life
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when something isn't lost.
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Well, I'm not you.
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Sorry. I'm jet-lagged.
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It was the layover in Atlanta.
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Big hub.
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I'm sorry.
I can't help you look for the tie.
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I'm revising my will and trust.
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I was talking to Aunt
Lynn at the funeral
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and realized I haven't updated it
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since we first moved to Orlando.
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Few things.
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Who's Aunt Lynn?
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Also,
since when do you have a will and trust?
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I don't know.
How old are you in preschool?
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Good thing I looked at it.
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I forgot I named Honey as my executor.
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I need to change that.
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She's shown herself to be too
emotional in the face of tragedy.
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Diana's public life
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began and ended the
same way...
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With the paparazzi in pursuit.
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Whoa.
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Yeah, she maxed out all our credit cards
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buying Princess Di commemorative plates.
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I ate a piece of pizza off one of them.
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She didn't speak to me for two days.
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Why?!
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I need the executor of my will
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to be composed and responsible
when the time comes.
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I don't care about anything after I die.
I'm dead.
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Of course you don't...
Because you're so selfish.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm still worked up about
the layover in Atlanta.
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How can you have three Cinnabons
and all of them are closed?
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You know I don't like change,
Madame Xing.
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I'm happy with what I know.
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It's what I was used to growing up.
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But then, when I was in Texas,
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I started thinking...
Maybe there's another way.
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But is it too late to try?
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Did I miss my chance?
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No.
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I can't talk to Louis about it.
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He'd just turn it into a big deal.
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Mm.
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It's all in the wrist. Eh?
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All right, we have our drinks.
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So, tell me all about
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this Jessica conversation you overheard.
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So, she was, uh, having her monthly call
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with her psychic, Madame Xing.
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- Uh-huh.
- And she was talking
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about her relationship with her father,
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wondering if she missed her
chance to connect with him.
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Now, I knew she felt this way deep down.
I mean, I get it.
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I had a distant relationship
with my dad, too.
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I don't think my dad
even knew my middle name.
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Zeus.
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Um...
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But Jessica's so stubborn,
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she would never admit
her true feelings to me,
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which is why it's so great that
the second triplet just died.
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Triplets? I love triplets. Big fan.
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I mean, it's not great that she died,
but she was 90.
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There are sadder things.
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Marvin! Ha!
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It's finally here!
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This is the one where Diana
is holding Bubbles the chimp
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with Michael Jackson.
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I need you to move your medals.
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Anyway, you were saying?
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So, Jessica and I are going to
another funeral, in Houston,
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and her dad is going to be there again.
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Now, if she won't talk to me about it,
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at least I can get her to talk to him.
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Houston, we have a solution!
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I'm gonna bring my wife
and her dad together.
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Mmm! This wine is great!
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White wine after 5:00
p.m. is for the ladies.
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We men have to get it in during the day.
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You can't boss me around anymore, Gina.
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I can finally wear miniskirts.
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Very sad. Very sad.
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Ooh! There's your dad.
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Mr. Chu, hello.
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You two want to go look at
the casket together or...?
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I already got in there.
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She looks handsome and serene.
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Uh... Jessica,
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why don't you sit next to your dad?
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And, Mrs. Chu,
why don't we go get some tea?
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The tea here is great.
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Louis, she doesn't want tea.
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We could just sit somewhere else.
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Uh, Jessica,
I was just talking to your dad
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about all the miles we're racking up
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flying back and forth to these funerals.
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Probably adds up to a free ticket.
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Christmas is just around the corner.
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I want to use my miles
to go to Barcelona.
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Oh!
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Do you mean "Barthelona"?
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Eddie,
I have a serious question for you.
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Just do it in the shower.
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- What?
- Hm?
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Okay.
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I just wanted to ask you
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if you would be the executor of my will.
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Really? You want me to do it?
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Yeah. You're my oldest brother.
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Yeah, okay.
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I'll do you proud, little bro.
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Excellent.
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I just need to go get
this notarized by Deidre.
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She's not the best
notary I've worked with,
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but she did my patent,
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so I wanted to throw her more business.
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Uh, I was thinking... You two never did
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a father/daughter dance at our wedding.
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I could ask the organist
if she knows any Journey.
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- No, thank you.
- No, thank you.
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Louis.
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What's going on?
Why are you being so weird?
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I heard you talking to Madame Xing.
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You said you wish you had
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a closer relationship with your dad,
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but you feel like you
missed your chance.
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Missed my chance?
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I was talking about chicken!
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Everyone in Houston was trying to push
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the barbecue chicken on me,
and I said no,
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but then I worried that I
missed out on something amazing.
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Oh, come on. You said you
couldn't talk to me about it
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because you thought I'd
turn it into a big deal.
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You would.
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Every time I eat something new,
you make a big deal out of it.
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Remember the first
time I tried pecan pie?
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Huh? Huh? Huh?
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Amazing, right?
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First it's sweet, then comes the salt.
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Talk to me. Talk to me. What are
you thinking? What are you feeling?
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Back... off.
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So, you weren't talking
about your dad on the phone?
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No. I was talking Texas barbecue
chicken with my psychic.
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Why is that so hard to understand?
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Okay, I guess... If you insist you were
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talking about barbecue chicken.
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Louis,
my relationship with my father is fine.
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Stay out of it.
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Chicken?
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More like bull.
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A casserole from Amanda...
One of my HOA associates.
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According to this note,
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she thinks I have a terminal illness.
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When I asked Deidre to notarize my will,
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she must've told Carol-Joan...
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who told Lisa...
264
00:10:47,777 --> 00:10:49,878
who told that blabbermouth Amanda,
265
00:10:49,946 --> 00:10:51,980
and I can only imagine who she told.
266
00:10:53,550 --> 00:10:55,583
I think they even called
me once in the confusion.
267
00:11:00,357 --> 00:11:02,957
And now they all think I'm dying.
268
00:11:04,698 --> 00:11:06,492
_
269
00:11:06,963 --> 00:11:08,493
_
270
00:11:10,551 --> 00:11:12,905
Eddie told me you picked
him as your will person.
271
00:11:12,989 --> 00:11:14,535
- Executor.
- Whatever.
272
00:11:14,603 --> 00:11:15,869
Why wouldn't you choose me?
273
00:11:15,971 --> 00:11:17,438
As soon as your bad-luck year ends,
274
00:11:17,506 --> 00:11:20,107
I'll revise my will again
and make you executor.
275
00:11:20,328 --> 00:11:22,509
Oh. So Eddie's just a temp?
276
00:11:22,578 --> 00:11:24,812
Of course. You're the reliable one.
277
00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:26,246
But let's face it...
278
00:11:26,315 --> 00:11:28,148
Right now,
you can't even keep track of a tie.
279
00:11:28,217 --> 00:11:31,073
Actually, I meant to tell you...
I found Dad's tie.
280
00:11:31,210 --> 00:11:32,973
Maybe my luck is turning around.
281
00:11:33,068 --> 00:11:34,121
Maybe.
282
00:11:38,303 --> 00:11:40,116
So, she's in total denial.
283
00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:42,850
Mm. She doesn't think her relationship
with her dad is a problem.
284
00:11:42,892 --> 00:11:44,230
Ha! They never do.
285
00:11:44,332 --> 00:11:46,599
And now we have to go back
to Houston for a wedding.
286
00:11:46,668 --> 00:11:49,168
Gina had always forbade
Yu-Mei from marrying
287
00:11:49,237 --> 00:11:50,770
and from picking an American name,
288
00:11:50,872 --> 00:11:52,338
- for reasons no one knows.
- Hm.
289
00:11:52,440 --> 00:11:53,473
And now that Gina's passed,
290
00:11:53,542 --> 00:11:55,241
Yu-Mei has given herself the name
"Madison"
291
00:11:55,343 --> 00:11:57,210
and is finally marrying
the love of her life...
292
00:11:57,312 --> 00:11:58,978
Roger, a retired greengrocer.
293
00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:00,547
We're going to see Jessica's dad,
294
00:12:00,649 --> 00:12:02,348
but I can't force them to connect.
295
00:12:02,450 --> 00:12:04,918
They'll probably just talk
about food or the weather.
296
00:12:04,986 --> 00:12:06,986
Even my dad and I had
more things to talk about,
297
00:12:07,055 --> 00:12:08,321
like competitive crabbing.
298
00:12:08,390 --> 00:12:10,623
Yeah, my dad loved to talk about flags.
299
00:12:10,692 --> 00:12:13,818
I just don't want Jessica to
have any regrets down the road.
300
00:12:13,861 --> 00:12:15,427
Her dad's not getting any younger.
301
00:12:15,496 --> 00:12:16,929
I'm missing two!
302
00:12:17,364 --> 00:12:19,298
Oh. Uh, well, Honey, we...
we were just...
303
00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:21,834
I-I'm missing Diana Coronation
and Diana at Centre Court.
304
00:12:21,936 --> 00:12:22,801
I...
305
00:12:26,741 --> 00:12:28,274
Lift up your pizza.
306
00:12:28,875 --> 00:12:30,300
Party's over, Lou.
307
00:12:35,538 --> 00:12:37,501
Cheeseburger tater tot casserole?
308
00:12:37,586 --> 00:12:38,951
Respect, Lisa.
309
00:12:42,657 --> 00:12:43,556
Don't do that.
310
00:12:43,658 --> 00:12:44,924
Sorry. Can't help it.
311
00:12:45,026 --> 00:12:47,838
Just practicing my big-bro ruffle,
like big brothers do.
312
00:12:47,928 --> 00:12:48,927
You're technically older,
313
00:12:49,029 --> 00:12:50,362
but I'm the one everybody counts on.
314
00:12:50,431 --> 00:12:51,730
Not everyone.
315
00:12:51,832 --> 00:12:53,599
Evan chose me to be his will person.
316
00:12:53,701 --> 00:12:55,829
He trusts me with his stuff, not you.
317
00:12:56,737 --> 00:12:57,903
I said don't do that.
318
00:12:58,005 --> 00:13:00,005
You're getting tot grease in my bangs.
319
00:13:00,107 --> 00:13:02,541
You sound mad, middle brother.
320
00:13:03,712 --> 00:13:04,789
Evan didn't pick you.
321
00:13:04,878 --> 00:13:06,444
He's just waiting out
my year of bad luck,
322
00:13:06,546 --> 00:13:08,079
and then he's gonna make
me his will person...
323
00:13:08,181 --> 00:13:09,080
Because I'm better.
324
00:13:09,182 --> 00:13:11,016
You're just a temporary fix.
325
00:13:17,257 --> 00:13:18,823
I deserve these empty calories.
326
00:13:18,925 --> 00:13:21,092
Hope they go straight to my thighs.
327
00:13:24,164 --> 00:13:25,865
Jessica, we're going to be late!
328
00:13:25,991 --> 00:13:27,766
I don't rush you when
you're blow-drying your hair!
329
00:13:27,868 --> 00:13:31,202
Don't rush me when I'm
lint-rolling my travel cardigan!
330
00:13:32,772 --> 00:13:34,038
What's with all the casseroles?
331
00:13:34,140 --> 00:13:35,706
The neighborhood ladies think I'm dying.
332
00:13:35,809 --> 00:13:37,008
It's a long story.
333
00:13:37,110 --> 00:13:38,509
Well, I don't have time to hear it.
334
00:13:38,611 --> 00:13:39,677
I should feel guilty,
335
00:13:39,779 --> 00:13:41,779
but I'm enjoying all
the love I'm getting.
336
00:13:41,881 --> 00:13:44,215
There's a two-page note
here from Carol-Joan.
337
00:13:44,317 --> 00:13:45,550
Carol-Joan?
338
00:13:45,652 --> 00:13:47,718
I thought you two hadn't
spoken since the hedge feud.
339
00:13:47,821 --> 00:13:49,887
You know how people change
when they think you're dying.
340
00:13:49,989 --> 00:13:52,523
It's time to focus on what matters.
341
00:13:53,560 --> 00:13:54,625
Right.
342
00:13:54,727 --> 00:13:56,861
Death brings people together.
343
00:14:02,694 --> 00:14:04,469
Your dad is dying.
344
00:14:07,252 --> 00:14:08,927
My dad is dying?
345
00:14:09,011 --> 00:14:10,478
- How do you know?
- He told me.
346
00:14:10,542 --> 00:14:12,009
He asked me not to tell you.
He's very private.
347
00:14:12,030 --> 00:14:13,149
But the important thing is,
348
00:14:13,254 --> 00:14:15,249
now's your chance to
really connect with him...
349
00:14:15,333 --> 00:14:17,193
Make the best of the time you have left.
350
00:14:17,295 --> 00:14:18,561
I should go talk to him.
351
00:14:18,630 --> 00:14:20,830
Yes, but, uh...
maybe don't bring up the "dying" thing.
352
00:14:20,898 --> 00:14:21,964
He's a proud man.
353
00:14:23,501 --> 00:14:24,834
He's dancing now.
354
00:14:26,537 --> 00:14:27,937
I'll wait.
355
00:14:28,906 --> 00:14:31,140
Good. Good for him.
356
00:14:34,212 --> 00:14:36,112
Grandma, can I talk to you for a sec?
357
00:14:37,062 --> 00:14:38,118
_
358
00:14:38,170 --> 00:14:39,775
_
359
00:14:42,065 --> 00:14:43,015
Okay.
360
00:14:43,131 --> 00:14:44,250
_
361
00:14:44,714 --> 00:14:46,762
Do you really think spitting
straight into the casket
362
00:14:46,857 --> 00:14:48,090
and not into your handkerchief
363
00:14:48,159 --> 00:14:49,658
could have made my bad luck worse?
364
00:14:49,863 --> 00:14:50,707
_
365
00:14:50,792 --> 00:14:52,006
_
366
00:14:52,129 --> 00:14:55,097
I got mad about something that
normally wouldn't bother me,
367
00:14:55,165 --> 00:14:56,998
and Eddie and I got into a fight.
368
00:14:57,251 --> 00:14:59,639
I feel like I'm changing
into a different person.
369
00:14:59,850 --> 00:15:00,202
Hm.
370
00:15:00,270 --> 00:15:01,845
Eddie was just being so annoying...
371
00:15:01,919 --> 00:15:04,306
Pretending to care about Evan,
when he really doesn't.
372
00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:06,711
_
373
00:15:07,006 --> 00:15:10,246
_
374
00:15:10,339 --> 00:15:11,891
_
375
00:15:12,376 --> 00:15:14,192
Yeah, Eddie owes everyone money.
376
00:15:14,276 --> 00:15:17,337
_
377
00:15:17,643 --> 00:15:20,260
_
378
00:15:20,482 --> 00:15:22,159
Wait... Dad's tie?
379
00:15:22,962 --> 00:15:24,703
So I didn't find it.
380
00:15:24,904 --> 00:15:26,772
Eddie replaced it for me?
381
00:15:27,078 --> 00:15:28,619
_
382
00:15:28,756 --> 00:15:31,120
_
383
00:15:31,211 --> 00:15:33,903
_
384
00:15:34,029 --> 00:15:37,037
_
385
00:15:43,356 --> 00:15:44,512
Thirsty.
386
00:15:49,108 --> 00:15:51,685
Hi, Dad. How you feeling?
387
00:15:51,754 --> 00:15:52,820
Are you tired?
388
00:15:52,888 --> 00:15:54,521
A little.
389
00:15:54,623 --> 00:15:56,259
Would you like to sit?
390
00:15:56,559 --> 00:15:57,821
Not yet.
391
00:15:58,360 --> 00:15:59,805
A-Are you going to sit?
392
00:15:59,985 --> 00:16:01,361
Eventually.
393
00:16:04,099 --> 00:16:06,457
Come on! You think he's dying!
394
00:16:06,594 --> 00:16:07,839
Weather turned hot.
395
00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:09,002
Oh, it has.
396
00:16:10,699 --> 00:16:12,206
Can you breathe okay?
397
00:16:12,620 --> 00:16:13,763
I'm fine.
398
00:16:13,869 --> 00:16:15,663
I-It's not that hot.
399
00:16:20,244 --> 00:16:21,414
Well, see you later.
400
00:16:21,516 --> 00:16:22,982
Okay, see you later.
401
00:16:24,886 --> 00:16:25,918
Really?!
402
00:16:26,021 --> 00:16:27,387
That's it?!
403
00:16:27,455 --> 00:16:29,922
You think your dad's dying,
and that's all you have to say?
404
00:16:30,195 --> 00:16:32,348
Don't you want to thank
him for all he's done?
405
00:16:32,412 --> 00:16:34,193
Don't you want to know
what he thinks about you?
406
00:16:34,262 --> 00:16:35,294
Invite him to Christmas?
407
00:16:35,363 --> 00:16:36,929
Make sure he sees you play guitar?
408
00:16:37,032 --> 00:16:38,965
I don't play guitar. You do.
409
00:16:39,034 --> 00:16:40,266
What if he really was dying?
410
00:16:40,335 --> 00:16:41,434
Wouldn't you want him to know
411
00:16:41,536 --> 00:16:43,236
that you met your dream girl in college
412
00:16:43,304 --> 00:16:45,438
or that crabbing
shouldn't be a competition
413
00:16:45,540 --> 00:16:47,332
or that you love improv?
414
00:16:47,437 --> 00:16:49,453
Or that you're sorry
the last time he saw you
415
00:16:49,510 --> 00:16:51,343
was when you ran out of a hot tub naked?
416
00:16:51,412 --> 00:16:54,947
No goodbye... just my bare
ass running out of the water!
417
00:16:55,049 --> 00:16:57,049
I missed my chance to get to know him,
418
00:16:57,118 --> 00:16:59,018
and I regret it every day!
419
00:17:03,884 --> 00:17:05,658
Oh, not today!
420
00:17:06,158 --> 00:17:08,794
I've been planning this for 70 years!
421
00:17:09,208 --> 00:17:10,929
Go, Joanne! Go!
422
00:17:18,348 --> 00:17:19,203
What are you doing?
423
00:17:19,256 --> 00:17:20,905
I'm just thinking about
that robot housekeeper
424
00:17:21,007 --> 00:17:21,973
from "The Jetsons".
425
00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:23,975
Do you think Rosie wanted to be there?
426
00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:26,578
Grandma told me about the tie.
Thank you.
427
00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:27,846
Oh, it's no big deal.
428
00:17:27,948 --> 00:17:29,547
You were just so
stressed about losing it,
429
00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:30,949
and I was at the mall anyway,
430
00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:33,618
trying to help Trent
find flattering overalls.
431
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,120
It took a while.
432
00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:38,957
I'm sorry I was a jerk earlier.
433
00:17:39,404 --> 00:17:40,481
I was a jerk, too.
434
00:17:40,565 --> 00:17:42,465
When Evan asked me to
be his will person,
435
00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:44,153
I didn't know I was just a placeholder.
436
00:17:44,365 --> 00:17:45,452
It was just cool
437
00:17:45,494 --> 00:17:46,992
thinking I could be the
big brother for once.
438
00:17:47,151 --> 00:17:48,950
You're a great big brother.
439
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,035
You replaced that tie
without even telling me.
440
00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:52,236
When you're having a bad year,
441
00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:55,139
sometimes,
you just need good stuff to happen.
442
00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:56,749
Trust me... I know.
443
00:17:57,171 --> 00:17:58,778
This bad-luck year sucks.
444
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,577
Want to know a secret?
445
00:18:00,646 --> 00:18:02,679
This "year of the bad luck" thing?
446
00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:04,248
It's just puberty.
447
00:18:04,316 --> 00:18:07,084
And it gets worse and lasts
way longer than a year.
448
00:18:07,186 --> 00:18:08,118
Oh, no.
449
00:18:08,187 --> 00:18:09,853
At least we're in it together.
450
00:18:10,856 --> 00:18:12,589
Emery, quick question for my will.
451
00:18:12,691 --> 00:18:14,224
Who do you want to get my half
452
00:18:14,293 --> 00:18:16,927
of the Huang Boys' Detective Agency?
453
00:18:20,566 --> 00:18:22,800
Congratulations! Thank you so much.
454
00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:26,837
Did you really think I was dying?
455
00:18:27,186 --> 00:18:28,172
For a minute.
456
00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:31,141
No one in our family has died before 90.
457
00:18:31,412 --> 00:18:33,005
Except Great-Uncle Xi,
458
00:18:33,078 --> 00:18:35,912
and that was his own fault...
For smoking and doing parkour.
459
00:18:36,014 --> 00:18:37,147
He never knew his limits.
460
00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:48,692
Would you like to come to our
house for Christmas this year?
461
00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:49,896
Oh.
462
00:18:50,054 --> 00:18:50,827
Uh...
463
00:18:51,352 --> 00:18:52,513
if you'd like.
464
00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:55,215
There's a nice Hard Rock in Orlando.
465
00:18:55,333 --> 00:18:57,233
I do like Hard Rocks.
466
00:18:57,335 --> 00:18:59,469
We could take a picture in
front of the big guitar!
467
00:18:59,537 --> 00:19:02,138
- I just got a new camera!
- Oh!
468
00:19:03,808 --> 00:19:05,475
Are you as uncomfortable as I am?
469
00:19:05,543 --> 00:19:08,311
Never been more uncomfortable
in my whole life.
470
00:19:09,381 --> 00:19:10,613
Nobody wants this.
471
00:19:10,715 --> 00:19:11,881
We really don't.
472
00:19:13,551 --> 00:19:16,185
Well, nice to see you.
473
00:19:16,395 --> 00:19:18,611
I'll continue to keep tabs
on you through your mother.
474
00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:20,690
Great. I'll do the same.
475
00:19:25,096 --> 00:19:26,729
Jessica.
476
00:19:26,798 --> 00:19:29,832
When the time does come, just know...
477
00:19:29,934 --> 00:19:31,634
All my affairs are in order.
478
00:19:31,736 --> 00:19:33,741
It won't be a hassle for you.
479
00:19:34,305 --> 00:19:35,171
Thank you.
480
00:19:44,882 --> 00:19:46,515
It's before 5:00. It's fine.
481
00:19:46,617 --> 00:19:48,549
I can't believe you did that, Louis.
482
00:19:48,886 --> 00:19:51,687
You know how many times I wanted
to tell you your mother's dying?
483
00:19:51,789 --> 00:19:54,122
I know. I feel terrible.
484
00:19:54,191 --> 00:19:56,792
It's possible I'm working
through stuff with my own dad.
485
00:19:57,333 --> 00:19:58,293
Yes.
486
00:19:58,737 --> 00:19:59,628
I don't get it.
487
00:19:59,697 --> 00:20:02,388
How can you be okay not
being close to your dad?
488
00:20:02,494 --> 00:20:04,399
I just learned to
appreciate our relationship
489
00:20:04,501 --> 00:20:05,801
for what it is.
490
00:20:05,903 --> 00:20:07,636
I guess I never got there.
491
00:20:08,873 --> 00:20:10,672
I still have a lot of regrets.
492
00:20:10,774 --> 00:20:12,507
Well, you don't have to feel alone.
493
00:20:12,610 --> 00:20:14,643
You always have someone you can talk to.
494
00:20:17,681 --> 00:20:18,780
I don't know, Madame Xing.
495
00:20:18,883 --> 00:20:20,582
I just feel like if
he'd gotten the chance
496
00:20:20,684 --> 00:20:23,942
to see me do improv,
it would have brought us closer.
497
00:20:25,377 --> 00:20:27,029
Sure, yeah,
I'm familiar with Dana Carvey.
498
00:20:27,057 --> 00:20:28,757
He's a genius.
499
00:20:34,798 --> 00:20:36,531
Evan! You're still upright!
500
00:20:38,134 --> 00:20:39,568
You guys love your tuna.
501
00:20:40,012 --> 00:20:40,736
I'm not dying, Lisa.
502
00:20:40,838 --> 00:20:42,204
Please tell everyone...
No more casseroles.
503
00:20:42,306 --> 00:20:43,238
Thank youuuuuuu!
504
00:20:43,340 --> 00:20:44,473
It's a miracle!
505
00:20:45,756 --> 00:20:47,172
In Monte Carlo this week,
506
00:20:47,223 --> 00:20:48,356
Princess Grace of Monaco...
507
00:20:48,458 --> 00:20:50,577
This quarter of a century and more...
508
00:20:50,725 --> 00:20:51,411
Died tragically...
509
00:20:51,464 --> 00:20:52,688
_
510
00:20:52,689 --> 00:20:54,947
Hey, hey. English only.
511
00:20:55,211 --> 00:20:57,047
It's what Princess
Grace would have wanted.
512
00:20:57,132 --> 00:20:58,464
I love the name "Grace".
513
00:20:58,566 --> 00:21:00,233
It would be a good English name for me.
514
00:21:00,335 --> 00:21:02,201
You're never getting an English name.
515
00:21:02,303 --> 00:21:03,469
Or wearing miniskirts.
516
00:21:03,571 --> 00:21:05,905
Ooh! There's Nancy Reagan.
517
00:21:06,007 --> 00:21:07,373
And Princess Diana.
518
00:21:07,475 --> 00:21:10,576
One day, when you're gone,
I'm gonna change my name
519
00:21:10,678 --> 00:21:12,078
and have a beautiful wedding.
520
00:21:12,180 --> 00:21:14,580
And it's gonna be inspired
by Princess Grace's funeral
521
00:21:14,682 --> 00:21:18,384
because it is beautiful and tragic,
like my life.
522
00:21:19,232 --> 00:21:22,422
Ooh! Roger Moore!
523
00:21:23,173 --> 00:21:25,695
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