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Woman: The largest ice sheet
in the Northern Hemisphere
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is simply melting away.
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Man: The five-alarm forest fire
rages on.
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A Florida man on bath salts
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has eaten a woman's face.
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Ay-yi-yi.
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Man #2: And Buzz Dougan
has shocked the world!
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Buzz: I got to give thanks
to my crew and to my sponsors,
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but mostly, I want
to give thanks to the Lord
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for the victory. And I just got to say praise God.
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...praise God...
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...praise God...
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...praise God...
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...praise --
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God?
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Oh. Uh, hey, Rosie!
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I was just, uh,
working on fixing, uh,
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the problems
down -- down on Earth.
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It's time
for your 1:00 meeting.
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Oh, fantasy-football draft?
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You were going to reveal
your plan to end all pain.
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Oh. That was today?
I...
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Uh, yeah, I've been working
on that all quarter.
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You know, just crunching
numbers and --
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Okay, you heard him!
He's very busy.
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He doesn't have time
for this.
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Come on! Chop-chop!
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People talk every day about
how the world is screwed up,
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but...man, I say we're blessed.
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Great things happen every day.
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Great things!
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Whoo!
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And that, of course, was
Buzz Dougan's final interview
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before his horrific explosion
at Daytona.
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He is dead.
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Come on! Next up, the polar ice caps
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are melting at a historic rate.
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Scientists
really cannot believe
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what is happening
to our Mother Earth.
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Hoochie mama.
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Man on P.A.:
Attention Heaven Inc --
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Morning shift starts now.
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More budget cuts.
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And in this next constellation,
as you can see,
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if you connect all of the dots,
you get...
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a bear!
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What?
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He's the VP's nephew.
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Oh.
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A really big bear!
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Gail:
Okay, Eliza Hunter.
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So, you've applied
for a transfer.
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What is wrong with the...
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Department of Dirt?Oh, nothing.
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It has been
a really rewarding experience
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making millions of tiny
dirt clumps and wetting them,
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drying them,
watching them blow away,
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but I think
I might be ready
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for a little more
responsibility.
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Why is that?
The Department of Dirt
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is one of the most stable jobs
we've got here.
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Mark worked in the Department
of Dirt for 80,000 years.
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Got his pension, has a
very nice condo, and he's happy.
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I know.
I'm really happy for Mark.
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I just...
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I just feel like there's a lot
of big problems down on Earth,
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and I want to do more
to help.
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Eliza,
I know you're new here,
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but there's something
you've got to understand.
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It's way too late
to fix Earth.
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It's not 30,000 B.C. anymore.
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It's not 20 jacked naked people
and a bunch of rockin' dinosaurs
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gettin' nasty in
some sick-ass cave somewhere.
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I don't -- I don't think
that's how that was.
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My point is,
you can't fix Earth.
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Not if you don't give me
a shot.
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Okay. Fine.
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I will transfer you to the
Department of Answered Prayers.
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Wait, there's a department
that answers prayers?
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Mm-hmm.
Thank you.
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I can't wait to see it.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Dividing all that...
Hello?
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Aah!
Whoa, whoa! Hey, hey!
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Hey, it's cool.
I'm cool.
Oh.
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They just transferred me
from Dirt.
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I'm Eliza.
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Oh.
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Oh, wow.
Oh, well, welcome!
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Sorry. I'm Craig. I'm
so sorry for screaming at you.
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I've been alone for years.
And I wasn't expecting anyone.
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It's all good.
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It is a little dark
in here, huh?
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I-I-I don't know.
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Woman: Lights are on.
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All right, so, which prayer
do we answer first?
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Saving a life,
curing a disease..?
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You have arrived
at a great moment.
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This one is set
to be a nail-biter.
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All right.
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Please let me find
my car keys.
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Keys.
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Okay, yeah,
guess we gotta get
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this little one
out of the way.
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Let's zap her the keys.Oh, no.
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We can't break
the laws of physics.
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No zapping. No flying.
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Nothing they're gonna notice.
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So how do
we answer prayers?
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Discreet, natural phenomena.
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Ha ha ha.
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Sneaky, sneaky.
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Teasing me
from beneath the snow.
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Ah, but you can't hide
from Papa.
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No, Papa sees you.
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And Papa is coming for you.
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Woman:
One snowflake melted.
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Two snowflakes melted.
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I'm sorry. How much longer
is this gonna --
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900,317 snowflakes melted.
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Woman #2: My keys!Woman #1: Prayer complete.
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Okay, okay. So, now we move
onto something bigger...?
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Well, no, no, no.
We're not done yet.
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Here's something fun.
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And you can put it
on the wall.
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Uh, let's see.
We've got lost keys...
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lost keys...lost keys.
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A lot of lost keys
this month.
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Ah! I found a good one.
What?
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Let's see.
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Okay, let's get started.
Um...
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Oh, uh, I'll handle this.
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Wha--
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Whoa!
You're just gonna let
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those wolves
go to town on that guy?
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I find it's best
to stick with the small ones.
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But don't worry. "Impossibles"
go all the way to the top.
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And so, if anyone
can handle them, he can.
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Oh, okay.
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Ahh!
Jordan!
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Damn it!
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God, I know it's been
a rough few thousand years,
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but I think you're being
too hard on yourself.
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You know, you've still got
a lot of fans down there.
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Not like before.
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Do you know
how long it's been
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since someone sacrificed
a ram to me?
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I thought
that grossed you out.
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You know, it did.
But at the same time,
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there was
something nice about it.
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I mean, it made me
feel like, you know,
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hey, I'm doing all right.
Mm.
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Now sometimes I just
feel like packing it all in
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and moving on
to the next thing.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Let's, uh -- Let's not do
anything drastic, you know?
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Let's give it a beat.
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Things will improve.
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They better.
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Impossible.
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Impossible.
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Oh! Incoming!
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Woman:
2 million prayers received.
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This department seems
wildly understaffed!
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It was designed to accommodate
a much smaller Earth population.
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No one ever imagined the planet
was gonna get this crowded.
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There's no way we can answer
all of those.
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I generally try and shoot
for three, four a day.
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Although, now that
I've got you, a teammate,
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there's no telling
what we can do.
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I'm thinking five...
six...
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Maybe as many as six!
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Craig: Hyah! Hyah!
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Oh!
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Uhh!
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Uhh! Uhh!
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Uhh! Hyah! Ha!
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Oh!
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Woman:
Rain sequence initiated.
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Yes!
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Woman: Prayer complete.
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No!
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What happened?
What did you do?
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Is that a good alarm?
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Wails of grief intermingle
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with the shrieking
of the death winds
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as the typhoon rages on,
taking the lives,
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and dignity, of thousands.
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There's gotta be something
we can do.
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-I mean, you can press F7.
-Does that stop typhoons?
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No, it turns the sound off.
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...this is horrible -- Woman: Mute.
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-Oh.
-Overflow. Overflow.
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Don't beat yourself up.
Hey, it's your first day.
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We all make mistakes.
Oh, here's something fun --
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Related prayers
all come out together bundled.
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It's a way to speed --What do they say?!
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Oh, well, yeah, you know...
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"Please save me,"
"Please save me,"
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"Save me,"
"Please save me."
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"Please kill me."
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That's pretty chilling.
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Come on, we gotta
get these up there!
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Oh, n-- Don't. Okay. Prayer jam.
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Maybe if I can unclog
the tube...
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Ooh. Missing glove!
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Uh, where are you going?
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To fix this.
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Tragedy. Tragedy.
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Tragedy. Tragedy.
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Tragedy. Tragedy.
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Oh, Lazy Susan, love of my life.
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If only everything worked
as good as you.
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I'm sorry, sir.
I told her you were busy.
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It's all good.
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Hey.
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God.
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Hi. Hi.
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Eliza.
What's up?
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Okay, there is
a crazy typhoon happening,
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and it's killing
lots of people.
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Can you help?
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I don't want to sound cynical,
but what's the point?
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Uh, the point is,
you're God.
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You made Earth, okay?
It is yours.
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And right now, it is
in big, big trouble.
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It is a mess!
People are dying!
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And you -- you are
the only one that can fix it.
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Please, you have got
to do something.
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You know what?
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You're right.
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I've been here
10,000 years.
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He's never addressed
the whole company before.
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Hi.
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Sorry, guys.
Sorry.
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Is that God?
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Um...
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Can they hear me?Yeah. Just lean in.
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Yeah. Um...
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so, I've decided
to blow up Earth.
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And, uh...
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I guess that's it.
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All right.
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So, uh, just to be
totally clear...
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you want to destroy the entire
world and kill everyone?
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Yeah. But that's not why
I brought you in here.
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We have something bigger
to discuss --
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my next thing.
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I bet you a hundo
you can't guess what it is.
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Is it a new planet?
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You owe me a hundo!
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This here is a restaurant.
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What?I call it...Lazy Susan's.
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Okay, what two things
do people love the most?
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Uh...
Great food.
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And lazy rivers.
Right?
258
00:11:41,238 --> 00:11:42,757
Here's how it works.
259
00:11:42,792 --> 00:11:46,140
The outside
is a lazy river.
260
00:11:46,174 --> 00:11:48,867
And the middle part here
is an island that has, you know,
261
00:11:48,901 --> 00:11:51,973
like, all these great chefs
making all kinds of food.
262
00:11:52,008 --> 00:11:54,838
Now, you, you're
floating around with, uh,
263
00:11:54,873 --> 00:11:57,945
some sort
of a claw-type device, right?
264
00:11:57,979 --> 00:11:59,774
And when you see
a food you like,
265
00:11:59,809 --> 00:12:01,500
you just reach out
with your claw,
266
00:12:01,534 --> 00:12:04,192
and you grab it
with your claw.
267
00:12:04,227 --> 00:12:06,091
Couple of questions.
Shoot.
268
00:12:06,125 --> 00:12:10,371
If you're blowing up the Earth,
where will the restaurant be?
269
00:12:10,405 --> 00:12:12,994
Space?
Somewhere in space?
270
00:12:13,029 --> 00:12:14,478
I don't know.
That's yourdepartment.
271
00:12:14,513 --> 00:12:16,480
Oh. I'm involved.
272
00:12:16,515 --> 00:12:19,173
We are
really doing something.
273
00:12:19,207 --> 00:12:22,107
Something amazing.
274
00:12:22,141 --> 00:12:24,143
I love you, buddy.
275
00:12:24,178 --> 00:12:26,905
I love you.
276
00:12:26,939 --> 00:12:29,562
Man on P.A.: Reminder --
All departments are responsible
277
00:12:29,597 --> 00:12:32,117
for the disposal
of their assets.
278
00:13:07,877 --> 00:13:10,017
All right, that's your
severance package.
279
00:13:10,051 --> 00:13:11,501
You get two weeks
of health coverage
280
00:13:11,535 --> 00:13:13,606
for every thousand years
of service.
281
00:13:13,641 --> 00:13:15,367
This is horrible.You'll land on your feet.
282
00:13:15,401 --> 00:13:18,542
There are other galaxies
out there and other jobs.
283
00:13:18,577 --> 00:13:19,889
If you want,
I can put a referral in
284
00:13:19,923 --> 00:13:21,166
for you
at the Borgon Nebula.
285
00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:23,927
W-Would I be answering
prayers there?
286
00:13:23,962 --> 00:13:26,033
Well, there's no life-forms
there, so, no.
287
00:13:26,067 --> 00:13:27,586
You'd mainly be
swirling debris.
288
00:13:27,620 --> 00:13:29,553
Right? And does the debris
ever dance?
289
00:13:29,588 --> 00:13:30,934
What?
290
00:13:30,969 --> 00:13:32,660
Say the debris
had lost an object,
291
00:13:32,694 --> 00:13:34,282
and then that object
were found for it,
292
00:13:34,317 --> 00:13:36,250
would the debris be like...
293
00:13:38,252 --> 00:13:40,668
Craig, look, this is
a good opportunity for you.
294
00:13:40,702 --> 00:13:42,566
You have been working
for centuries.
295
00:13:42,601 --> 00:13:44,361
So just take a break.
296
00:13:44,396 --> 00:13:45,397
Hang out
with your friends.
297
00:13:45,431 --> 00:13:47,088
Yes. My friends.
298
00:13:47,123 --> 00:13:48,572
You know, you don't even need
to stick around today.
299
00:13:48,607 --> 00:13:50,229
Skip out early.
300
00:13:50,264 --> 00:13:51,575
Go get a burger
with your buddies.
301
00:13:51,610 --> 00:13:53,267
Mm. Burgers.
302
00:13:53,301 --> 00:13:55,441
Speaking of, looks like
happy hour's starting early.
303
00:13:56,649 --> 00:13:59,066
Wait for me, ya dickheads!
304
00:14:06,107 --> 00:14:10,663
And I already have
a prototype for the claw.
305
00:14:10,698 --> 00:14:12,942
Bet you a hundo I can pick up
a single peanut.
306
00:14:15,634 --> 00:14:18,016
Damn it!
It was working good before.
307
00:14:18,050 --> 00:14:19,051
Yeah, it's a great idea
for a restaurant.
308
00:14:19,086 --> 00:14:22,572
But you know what else was
a really great idea?
309
00:14:22,606 --> 00:14:24,608
Earth.
Nah.
310
00:14:24,643 --> 00:14:26,472
Come on, you said it yourself --
It's a mess.
311
00:14:26,507 --> 00:14:28,267
I mean, look
at all those prayers.
312
00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:30,580
They're impossible.
313
00:14:30,614 --> 00:14:32,030
Maybe I can -- I can help.
314
00:14:32,064 --> 00:14:34,929
You couldn't answer
a single one of those.
315
00:14:36,517 --> 00:14:40,003
You wanna make a bet?
316
00:14:40,038 --> 00:14:42,247
A bet?
317
00:14:42,281 --> 00:14:43,489
You hear that, Sanjay?
318
00:14:43,524 --> 00:14:45,353
A bet.
319
00:14:45,388 --> 00:14:47,010
Interesting.
320
00:14:47,045 --> 00:14:48,460
You thinking a hundo?
Mm...
321
00:14:48,494 --> 00:14:51,152
I was thinking something
a little higher-stakes.
322
00:14:51,187 --> 00:14:52,705
Ohh! A thouso?
323
00:14:55,018 --> 00:14:56,951
Bigger.
324
00:14:56,986 --> 00:15:00,299
If I answer one of these
"Impossible" prayers,
325
00:15:00,334 --> 00:15:01,991
you spare Earth.
326
00:15:02,025 --> 00:15:05,477
A-All right.
All right.
327
00:15:05,511 --> 00:15:08,169
But. If you fail --
328
00:15:08,204 --> 00:15:09,308
The Earth explodes.
329
00:15:09,343 --> 00:15:11,517
Yeah, but, also...
330
00:15:11,552 --> 00:15:15,383
you have to eat a worm.
331
00:15:15,418 --> 00:15:17,213
Alive.
The whole thing.
332
00:15:17,247 --> 00:15:19,663
The head and the butt.
In front of everyone.
333
00:15:19,698 --> 00:15:20,664
And you have to act
like you like it.
334
00:15:20,699 --> 00:15:22,666
You have to go, "Mmm.
Oh-ho!
335
00:15:22,701 --> 00:15:25,117
Mmm. Yum.
I like worms."
336
00:15:25,152 --> 00:15:27,050
Hey!
337
00:15:27,085 --> 00:15:28,396
Did you hear that, Sanjay?
Isn't that great?
338
00:15:28,431 --> 00:15:31,020
Very funny.
339
00:15:31,054 --> 00:15:32,504
All right.
Good luck.
340
00:15:35,748 --> 00:15:37,474
How long do I have?
341
00:15:37,509 --> 00:15:39,545
Two weeks.
How about a month?
342
00:15:39,580 --> 00:15:41,789
Two weeks!
343
00:15:41,823 --> 00:15:43,722
Oh.
344
00:15:43,756 --> 00:15:47,208
Woman:
Prayer 98% complete.
345
00:15:47,243 --> 00:15:49,728
Great news!
I figured it out.
346
00:15:49,762 --> 00:15:52,006
Please not now.Listen, I made a bet with God,
347
00:15:52,041 --> 00:15:53,663
and all we have to do
to save the world
348
00:15:53,697 --> 00:15:54,664
is answer one of these --
349
00:15:54,698 --> 00:15:56,252
Please just leave me alone.
350
00:15:56,286 --> 00:15:57,356
Craig, this is a big deal!
351
00:15:57,391 --> 00:15:58,702
Come on!
Oh!
352
00:15:58,737 --> 00:16:01,533
Oh! Minor earthquake.
353
00:16:01,567 --> 00:16:02,775
That was hours of work.
354
00:16:02,810 --> 00:16:04,674
So what?
It's just a missing glove.
355
00:16:04,708 --> 00:16:06,538
Who cares about gloves?
I do!
356
00:16:06,572 --> 00:16:07,677
I care about gloves!
357
00:16:07,711 --> 00:16:10,404
I care about gloves!
358
00:16:10,438 --> 00:16:11,715
No, look, I know.
359
00:16:11,750 --> 00:16:13,821
You think
what I do is small
360
00:16:13,855 --> 00:16:16,582
and stupid
and insignificant.
361
00:16:16,617 --> 00:16:18,239
But it is my life.
362
00:16:18,274 --> 00:16:20,828
I-I don't have
anything else.
363
00:16:20,862 --> 00:16:22,416
All right,
the rest of you are fine.
364
00:16:22,450 --> 00:16:25,177
You just go around.
"Oh, let's go grab a burger.
365
00:16:25,212 --> 00:16:27,248
Let's all socialize,
get burgers together.
366
00:16:27,283 --> 00:16:29,733
Let's go to a party
and have...
367
00:16:29,768 --> 00:16:30,838
burgers,"
or however it goes --
368
00:16:30,872 --> 00:16:34,393
I don't know how it goes.
Maybe I will never know.
369
00:16:34,428 --> 00:16:37,086
But I knew about my job.
370
00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:39,778
I was good at that,
at least.
371
00:16:39,812 --> 00:16:41,573
And you've taken that away
from me.
372
00:17:10,602 --> 00:17:12,742
Please.
I really need my glove.
373
00:17:22,924 --> 00:17:25,410
Oh, good.
You're here.
374
00:17:25,444 --> 00:17:26,652
Why?
What have you done now?
375
00:17:26,687 --> 00:17:28,413
Oh, I just, uh --
376
00:17:28,447 --> 00:17:31,071
I wanted to make sure
you got the last leaf.
377
00:17:37,146 --> 00:17:38,837
Ah! My glove!
378
00:17:38,871 --> 00:17:41,253
Woman: Prayer complete.
379
00:17:42,565 --> 00:17:44,670
Well, no,
you should stamp it.
380
00:17:44,705 --> 00:17:46,845
You sure?
Absolutely.
381
00:17:46,879 --> 00:17:48,467
It was a team effort.
382
00:17:54,266 --> 00:17:57,511
Time to kill.
383
00:17:57,545 --> 00:17:59,202
-F7?
-Yeah, F7.
384
00:17:59,237 --> 00:18:00,410
Whoo!Woman: Mute.
385
00:18:07,831 --> 00:18:09,730
That's a lot to go through.
386
00:18:09,764 --> 00:18:11,594
We should
probably get started.
387
00:18:15,598 --> 00:18:17,600
Maybe we can do it
over burgers?
388
00:18:17,634 --> 00:18:19,498
Burgers?
389
00:18:19,533 --> 00:18:21,742
"Please save
the rainforest."
390
00:18:21,776 --> 00:18:24,710
Impossible.
"Please stop all wars." No.
391
00:18:24,745 --> 00:18:27,196
"Please make everyone
just chill out on Twitter."
392
00:18:27,230 --> 00:18:28,887
"Wi-Fi."
"Wi-Fi."
393
00:18:28,921 --> 00:18:30,544
"Airport Wi-Fi."
"Wi-Fi."
394
00:18:30,578 --> 00:18:32,339
"Wi-Fi."
395
00:18:33,374 --> 00:18:36,412
Craig, come on!
396
00:18:38,931 --> 00:18:40,864
Craig, leave 'em!
397
00:18:40,899 --> 00:18:43,833
Uh, it was really nice
meeting you.
398
00:18:43,867 --> 00:18:47,595
You too.
399
00:18:52,531 --> 00:18:55,810
Please, if anybody
is listening...
400
00:18:55,845 --> 00:18:57,674
I really like this girl.
401
00:18:57,709 --> 00:18:59,573
Just please make this happen.
402
00:18:59,607 --> 00:19:01,782
No.
No, no, no, no, no.
403
00:19:01,816 --> 00:19:03,784
Okay, love prayers never work,
all right?
404
00:19:03,818 --> 00:19:05,544
There's --
There's too many variables.
405
00:19:05,579 --> 00:19:07,788
So, that girl he likes
could be uninterested in him,
406
00:19:07,822 --> 00:19:09,755
or she could be in love
with somebody else.
407
00:19:09,790 --> 00:19:12,206
But check it out.
408
00:19:12,241 --> 00:19:14,243
Related prayer.
409
00:19:23,735 --> 00:19:26,427
Please, if you're listening...
410
00:19:26,462 --> 00:19:30,259
I really like this guy.
411
00:19:30,293 --> 00:19:31,467
Please make this happen.
412
00:19:34,987 --> 00:19:37,300
This could work.
413
00:19:39,820 --> 00:19:42,581
I don't know.
These prayers seem kinda vague.
414
00:19:42,616 --> 00:19:44,652
I mean, "make it happen"?
415
00:19:44,687 --> 00:19:46,309
Like, what does that
even mean?
416
00:19:46,344 --> 00:19:48,000
Uh, it just means they want
to become a couple.
417
00:19:48,035 --> 00:19:50,934
Yeah, but at what point
do two people "become a couple"?
418
00:19:50,969 --> 00:19:52,936
How about we'll say the prayer
has been answered
419
00:19:52,971 --> 00:19:54,593
if they go out
on a date?
420
00:19:54,628 --> 00:19:56,250
Yeah, I don't know.
421
00:19:56,285 --> 00:19:59,288
I think they really have to,
like, you know, "do it."
422
00:19:59,322 --> 00:20:00,599
Right?
Two dates.
423
00:20:00,634 --> 00:20:01,773
And they hold hands.
424
00:20:01,807 --> 00:20:03,015
I think
it needs to be full sex.
425
00:20:03,050 --> 00:20:05,432
-How about a kiss?
-Ooh, a kiss!
426
00:20:05,466 --> 00:20:08,676
Romantic. Ha.
Little Casanova over here.
427
00:20:08,711 --> 00:20:10,506
I like it.
428
00:20:10,540 --> 00:20:12,059
Rosie? Bring it in.
429
00:20:20,999 --> 00:20:23,415
Woman: Earth destruction
in two weeks.
430
00:20:23,450 --> 00:20:24,796
All right, wait a minute.
431
00:20:24,830 --> 00:20:27,488
Eliza, are you sure
you want this prayer?
432
00:20:27,523 --> 00:20:30,767
'Cause once Rosie closes up
that world-explody thing,
433
00:20:30,802 --> 00:20:33,322
there's no turning back.
434
00:20:33,356 --> 00:20:37,464
I don't want you crying when
everybody starts calling you
435
00:20:37,498 --> 00:20:39,673
"Worm Breath."
436
00:20:39,707 --> 00:20:41,675
-What?
-I'm sure.
437
00:20:41,709 --> 00:20:43,539
All right.
It's a bet.
438
00:20:44,643 --> 00:20:46,335
Bet is made.
439
00:20:49,890 --> 00:20:53,618
You just picked
the hardest prayer in the box!
440
00:20:53,652 --> 00:20:54,998
Uh...n--
441
00:20:55,033 --> 00:20:57,035
It doesn't seem that hard.
442
00:20:57,069 --> 00:20:59,831
I mean, these two people,
they really like each other.
443
00:20:59,865 --> 00:21:01,660
They -- They get along,
they're...
444
00:21:01,695 --> 00:21:03,869
they have fun together, they're
in close physical proximity.
445
00:21:03,904 --> 00:21:05,630
I mean, it should be simple.
446
00:21:05,664 --> 00:21:07,079
Right, Craig?
447
00:21:07,114 --> 00:21:08,495
Right. Yes.
448
00:21:08,529 --> 00:21:09,841
Uh, should be simple.
449
00:21:09,875 --> 00:21:12,119
Hey, you shaved.Did I?
450
00:21:12,153 --> 00:21:13,948
Yes, I did.
451
00:21:13,983 --> 00:21:16,365
You ready?Let's do it.
452
00:21:18,850 --> 00:21:20,783
No, sir,
love ain't easy.
453
00:21:22,923 --> 00:21:24,890
She is gonna eat that worm.
454
00:21:27,721 --> 00:21:31,000
Man: Police say the "shotgun
killer" is still at large.
455
00:21:31,034 --> 00:21:32,898
Not a single fingerprint
was found,
456
00:21:32,933 --> 00:21:34,383
leading investigators
to conclude
457
00:21:34,417 --> 00:21:36,454
that the killer
must have been wearing
458
00:21:36,488 --> 00:21:38,559
what could have
only been two gloves.
459
00:21:38,594 --> 00:21:39,836
Both: F7.
460
00:21:39,871 --> 00:21:40,975
Woman: Mute.
461
00:21:41,010 --> 00:21:43,840
♪ Tears are fallin', baby
462
00:21:43,875 --> 00:21:45,842
♪ Teardrops
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