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Huh?
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Whoa.
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Come on, Sally. I can't be late.
I'm the one who scheduled this practice.
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Right behind you, big brother.
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Whoops. Heads up!
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Good morning, Charlie Brown.
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Good morning, Linus, Lucy.
Are you ready for today's practice?
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Why do we even bother with practice?
We never win any games.
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That's exactly why.
I'm tired of losing.
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Look at it this way, Charlie Brown,
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we learn more from losing
than we do from winning.
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That must make me
the smartest person in the world.
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Aren't you going to say good morning
to me, my Sweet Babboo?
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I'm not your Sweet Babboo!
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What's the plan, Charlie Brown?
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New uniforms? New playbook?
A new quarterback?
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No, a new coach.
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Hmm. Maybe you're not such
a blockhead after all.
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- Good morning, sir.
- Good morning, Marcie.
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I've been reading up on football.
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I'm ready to get out there
and kick around the old hogskin.
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It's pigskin, Marcie.
And everything isn't "old" in football.
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Whatever you say, sir.
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And don't call me "sir."
Today it's "Coach."
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All right, listen up.
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- Chuck here…
- Ah.
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…has asked me to help his team
get in shape for next season.
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Nothing like a good challenge.
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Ready to get to work? Good.
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I like to start my warm-ups
with 100 jumping jacks.
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Marcie?
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You heard her. Jump!
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One, two, three…
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…four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten,
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11, 12, 13…
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- Sorry I'm late, Coach.
- Hope you have a good excuse, Pigpen.
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I do. The line at the candy store sure was
backed up due to Mother's Day tomorrow.
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What?
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That's tomorrow? I can't believe
I almost forgot Mother's Day.
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Mother's Day?
Mother's Day is special.
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Cut the chitchat, Chuck.
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Marcie, where were we?
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I, uh-- I lost count.
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Oh, forget it.
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Time for a little demonstration.
What you're about to see
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is some real down-in-the-dirt,
slam-bang, rock-'em-sock-'em football.
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Marcie, bring 'em in.
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Keep your eyes
on the kid with the funny nose.
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Look at those moves.
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Okay, kid.
Enough with the moves.
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Let's start with a simple kick.
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All right, tee it up!
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Uh, nice hit, little guy.
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Shake it off. Forget the kick.
Let's do the passing play.
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I never know what my mother would like.
You're clever, Linus. What are you doing?
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Well, every day my mom puts
these little notes in my lunch sack,
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just like this one.
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"Dear Son, study hard.
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Remember, all you need
to find true happiness
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is already there within you.
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The lunch is just a bonus.
Love, Mom."
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She gets carried away sometimes.
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Now go straight out and cut right.
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Now left. Now cut back.
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Don't come back.
It's a pass, not a return.
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This year, I decided to write
a special letter back to thank her.
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Unfortunately,
I still need to figure out what to say.
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Writing is not really my strong suit.
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"Roses are--
Violets are"--
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This isn't the play!
Tackle that guy.
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Can he even hear me?
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What are you guys doing?
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I'm making Mom a gift
that will be a true artistic masterpiece.
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Oh, really?
What's that?
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If I knew, I'd tell you!
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- What are you getting your mom?
- She's been really nice lately,
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so I upped her gift
to a crisp five-dollar bill.
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How thoughtful of you.
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Cold, hard cash.
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You don't have the ball.
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I'm writing a sonata for my mom.
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I call it, "You're the Best Mom,"
in F major.
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My mom loves hugs,
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so I'm making her
a coupon book full of them.
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Stop! Look behind you.
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Not bad for a little guy.
Run! Go, go go!
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Yeah! Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
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Not pretty, but it's a touchdown!
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Did you get all… that?
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- Mother's Day.
- Happy Mother's Day.
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Isn't Mother's Day the best?
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- Happy Mother's Day.
- I love Mother's Day.
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May I have your attention?
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Unless you all have something better
you'd rather be doing?
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Actually, I need to go
to the craft store for art supplies.
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I need to make more coupons.
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I still have to work on the last movement
of my sonata.
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A card would go nicely
with my box of chocolates.
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I should be writing my letter.
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Sorry, Coach. I should go too.
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I'll call you to set up
another practice soon.
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All right, go ahead and leave.
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But don't blame me
when you lose next season.
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At least someone isn't distracted
by stupid Mother's Day.
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Huh?
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You too?
Everyone deserted me. Ugh.
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Not everyone, Coach. Sir.
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Hmm.
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Ooh!
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Huh?
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Now, here's the sneaky part.
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I turn back and do a fake-o pass
to the running back.
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But then I keep the ball to myself,
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do a few tricky moves
to avoid the other side,
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and run down the field for a touchdown.
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Sir…
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This is all very interesting, sir,
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but maybe we should do this
when the other players are here.
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No. I refuse to change my plans
just because of Mother's Day.
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Maybe we could find something else
that's fun to do.
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Who says I'm not having fun?
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Is this the face of a person
not having fun?
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- Do you want to talk about it, sir?
- No.
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Sir, I'm really sorry
you don't have a mom.
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I just don't understand
why Mother's Day's such a big deal.
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Mother's Day is… dumb!
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It's nice that we've opened up
this line of communication, sir.
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You should just go home, Marcie.
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I'm sure you have some things
you need to prepare for tomorrow.
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Taken care of, sir.
I made cupcakes.
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I would rather stay here with you.
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It's the same every year.
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I'm having a good day,
and then someone brings up Mother's Day.
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And suddenly I'm reminded that
I'm the only kid who doesn't have a mom.
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It must be difficult, sir.
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It really is, Marcie.
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Last year, I pretended to be sick
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so I didn't have to go
to school that week.
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I remember. You came down
with a case of the yuckies.
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If you want,
you can spend Mother's Day at my house.
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I don't mind sharing my mom.
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Your mom's nice,
but it's just not the same.
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Is there anything I can do to help?
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I don't know, Marcie.
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Can you make Mother's Day go away
and never come back again?
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Uh, I'm afraid not, sir.
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I didn't think so.
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Let's go return Chuck's football.
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"To my mom."
Hmm. No.
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"Mommy dearest." Uh, no.
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"O mother of mine."
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"Hey, Mom."
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Letter writing is a lost art.
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"Mother."
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- Move over, Linus.
- Wha-- Uh?
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I need the table to make
my special Mother's Day present.
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It's going to be a portrait of Mom
done in watercolor.
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She's going to take one look at it
and say,
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"That picture belongs
at the top of the fridge."
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Sounds like a great idea.
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I believe the best gifts
come from the heart.
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Heart, schmeart. This is art.
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Being a great artist means
having discipline, concentration,
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and never rushing your masterpiece.
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Done!
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Uh, have you looked at Mom recently?
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I think I'll make something else.
Something inspired.
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Whew. There's a fine line
between honest and too honest.
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Aren't you going to ring the doorbell?
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I don't want to see anybody.
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Do you want to borrow my handkerchief?
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I'm not crying, I'm thinking.
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They sort of look like
the same thing sometimes.
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Well, it's here if you want it.
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I don't know why I get so upset.
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Maybe because you miss your mom?
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I never had a mom.
How could I miss her?
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Well, maybe you miss what moms do,
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like making your favorite cookies
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and putting a bandage on your finger
when you have a cut
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and singing your favorite song?
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I don't miss those things.
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My dad does all that mom stuff for me.
He's the best.
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Your dad is very nice.
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Are you okay, sir?
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Marcie, there are all types of moms, right?
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Of course.
Foster kids have terrific moms.
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So do adopted kids.
Some kids even have two moms.
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Right. And even kids like me, with no mom,
can have someone who acts like a mom.
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And all those moms deserve
to be celebrated, don't you think?
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Sure they do.
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Well, that's what I'm gonna do.
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For Mother's Day,
I'm going to celebrate my dad.
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It's so simple.
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All I have to do is get him
one of those Mother's Day gifts.
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Like a card?
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Yes, that's it! A card!
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I get him a card. And bang!
No more yuckies. Problem solved.
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Marcie, you're a genius!
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00:15:23,050 --> 00:15:24,051
I am?
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I can't believe
it's already Mother's Day tomorrow.
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Wasn't it just Mother's Day last year?
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It happens every year.
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00:15:37,397 --> 00:15:40,943
But stay focused, Sally.
We need to think of a special gift.
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Hmm.
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00:15:45,656 --> 00:15:47,199
Mmm.
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Sally, I think I have a plan.
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What does Mom always say
is her favorite meal?
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The one she doesn't have to cook.
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00:16:03,549 --> 00:16:04,591
Exactly.
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00:16:04,675 --> 00:16:08,428
Well, tomorrow we're going to
make her breakfast in bed.
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Won't that make her sheets soggy?
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00:16:10,639 --> 00:16:15,144
I don't think you understand
the finer details of breakfast in bed.
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It's served on a tray,
and it's very classy.
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It sounds messy to me.
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00:16:20,149 --> 00:16:22,484
Trust me, she's going to love it.
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00:16:22,568 --> 00:16:24,653
But we should do a test run first.
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Bring me the good plates
from the china cabinet.
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Aye, aye, big brother.
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Hmm.
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Ooh.
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00:16:52,264 --> 00:16:53,974
Whoa.
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00:16:55,642 --> 00:16:57,811
Whoa.
Whoa!
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Whoa.
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00:17:05,736 --> 00:17:07,988
Wha-- Huh?
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I thought you said
breakfast in bed wasn't messy.
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Good grief.
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Uh-huh.
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Nuh-uh.
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Hmm.
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Hmm?
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We have arrived. All right.
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We're looking for a Mother's Day card
that says,
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"Thanks, Dad,
for being such a good mother."
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That sounds… logical.
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00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:30,315
"Dear Mother,
your smile brightens my day." No.
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"Dear Mother, my love for you"--
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"To a mother sweeter than sugar."
Not that one either.
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Where are the Mother's Day cards
he'd like?
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00:20:39,741 --> 00:20:43,412
Some trucks or sports
or a little bit of flannel?
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00:20:43,495 --> 00:20:45,956
These are all flowery and mushy.
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"Mother, O Mother!" Oh, brother.
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00:20:48,667 --> 00:20:50,335
No. Never. Nope.
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I don't believe it.
There's nothing here for my dad.
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Have you seen any cards that say,
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"Happy Mother's Day
to the world's greatest grandma"?
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00:21:03,807 --> 00:21:07,186
I want one that's short and sweet,
just like her.
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00:21:07,269 --> 00:21:09,188
Good luck with that.
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00:21:11,648 --> 00:21:14,485
"There is no other like my grandmother.
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00:21:14,568 --> 00:21:17,821
Happy Mother's Day
to the world's greatest grandma."
251
00:21:17,905 --> 00:21:19,656
- This is perfect.
- Huh?
252
00:21:19,740 --> 00:21:22,367
Thank you. Oh, Marcie.
253
00:21:24,453 --> 00:21:25,787
Excuse me.
254
00:21:25,871 --> 00:21:29,625
Can you show me where I can find
a Mother's Day card for my father?
255
00:21:32,127 --> 00:21:34,713
Well, you should expand
your card selection.
256
00:21:34,797 --> 00:21:38,592
Not everyone has the same sort
of family, you know. Sheesh.
257
00:21:39,301 --> 00:21:40,344
Marcie.
258
00:21:41,845 --> 00:21:43,013
Sorry.
259
00:21:44,389 --> 00:21:45,390
Come on.
260
00:21:46,266 --> 00:21:47,434
I refuse to give up.
261
00:21:47,976 --> 00:21:48,977
Let's go.
262
00:21:49,770 --> 00:21:51,855
What about ice skates?
263
00:21:51,939 --> 00:21:53,065
He has weak ankles.
264
00:21:53,148 --> 00:21:55,609
- What about flowers?
- He has allergies.
265
00:21:55,692 --> 00:21:59,571
- Some jewelry?
- Nice, but too expensive.
266
00:21:59,655 --> 00:22:00,656
How about a cake?
267
00:22:00,739 --> 00:22:02,991
He's more of a salty kind of guy.
268
00:22:03,075 --> 00:22:04,368
A day of pampering?
269
00:22:04,451 --> 00:22:05,911
He hates cucumber.
270
00:22:10,165 --> 00:22:11,542
Write him a song?
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00:22:11,625 --> 00:22:15,546
I give up. This is impossible.
272
00:22:20,926 --> 00:22:22,136
Hmm?
273
00:22:36,024 --> 00:22:37,109
Aw.
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00:22:37,651 --> 00:22:38,652
Hmm.
275
00:23:04,595 --> 00:23:06,680
Whoo-hoo!
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00:23:16,356 --> 00:23:17,733
Aha!
277
00:23:22,112 --> 00:23:23,113
Huh?
278
00:23:35,167 --> 00:23:36,502
Mmm.
279
00:24:06,532 --> 00:24:08,158
Huh?
280
00:24:49,408 --> 00:24:52,786
Don't you think cleaning up the kitchen
counts as a gift?
281
00:24:52,870 --> 00:24:55,747
We're running out of time.
Let's keep looking.
282
00:24:58,208 --> 00:25:00,335
How about an ice cream cake?
283
00:25:02,212 --> 00:25:04,673
Actually, that's not a bad idea.
284
00:25:10,137 --> 00:25:12,681
One ice cream cake, please.
285
00:25:12,764 --> 00:25:14,558
Um…
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00:25:14,641 --> 00:25:16,101
- Strawberry.
- Strawberry.
287
00:25:16,185 --> 00:25:18,145
Make it, um…
288
00:25:18,228 --> 00:25:19,938
- Large.
- Large, please.
289
00:25:22,274 --> 00:25:23,400
Uh…
290
00:25:24,067 --> 00:25:28,030
Sally, I'm a little short.
Do you have any money?
291
00:25:29,364 --> 00:25:31,950
From one mess to another.
292
00:25:36,747 --> 00:25:39,958
You know, Mother's Day is just
another commercial scam.
293
00:25:40,042 --> 00:25:42,419
Thank you, sir.
294
00:25:43,045 --> 00:25:46,757
Should I assume you won't be eating
any of this commercial scam?
295
00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:48,425
Ah, of course I will.
296
00:25:48,509 --> 00:25:52,471
When ice cream is involved,
my principles are totally negotiable.
297
00:26:01,814 --> 00:26:05,692
I suppose you're wondering
where I got this beautiful crown.
298
00:26:05,776 --> 00:26:07,236
It certainly crossed my mind.
299
00:26:07,319 --> 00:26:09,279
I made it to give to my mom tomorrow,
300
00:26:09,363 --> 00:26:12,157
so she can feel what it's like
to be queen for a day.
301
00:26:12,241 --> 00:26:15,035
I'm testing it out,
and it feels very good.
302
00:26:15,118 --> 00:26:16,036
Hmm.
303
00:26:16,119 --> 00:26:18,247
I'm never going to find something
for my da--
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00:26:20,874 --> 00:26:24,837
Mother's Day, Mother's Day…
Everywhere I go, that's all I hear.
305
00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:29,925
I think if I hear "Mother's Day"
one more time, I'll-- I'll scream.
306
00:26:30,008 --> 00:26:32,261
We got my mom an ice cream cake
for Mother's Day.
307
00:26:32,344 --> 00:26:36,431
I was going to get her a vanilla cake
or a chocolate cake for Mother's Day.
308
00:26:37,599 --> 00:26:39,726
But Sally suggested strawberry.
309
00:26:39,810 --> 00:26:42,646
And that seemed like the perfect flavor
for Mother's Day.
310
00:26:42,729 --> 00:26:47,067
Mother's Day. Mother's Day.
Mother's Day. Mother's Day.
311
00:26:50,279 --> 00:26:53,073
Whoa!
312
00:27:05,919 --> 00:27:08,464
It's ruined!
Look what you did!
313
00:27:09,256 --> 00:27:12,843
S-Sorry, Lucille.
314
00:27:12,926 --> 00:27:16,138
Chuck. It's just--
315
00:27:16,638 --> 00:27:18,390
Uh, no time to explain.
316
00:27:19,558 --> 00:27:20,976
Sir, come back.
317
00:27:21,477 --> 00:27:24,688
Apparently Mother's Day
is not her favorite holiday.
318
00:27:30,194 --> 00:27:32,821
- Sir? Where are you going?
- Home.
319
00:27:36,450 --> 00:27:40,662
All I wanted to do was get my dad
a Mother's Day gift. I couldn't do that.
320
00:27:40,746 --> 00:27:42,372
- Maybe we can--
- No, Marcie.
321
00:27:42,456 --> 00:27:44,875
Whatever you're going to say,
I don't want to hear it.
322
00:27:44,958 --> 00:27:47,920
Every time you try to help,
I end up feeling worse.
323
00:27:48,003 --> 00:27:51,507
I-- I'm sorry, sir.
That was never my intention.
324
00:27:51,590 --> 00:27:55,552
Mother's Day has always been bad for me,
and that's never going to change.
325
00:27:55,636 --> 00:27:58,096
So please, leave me alone.
326
00:28:21,870 --> 00:28:23,038
Ooh.
327
00:28:42,057 --> 00:28:43,392
Hmm.
328
00:29:32,065 --> 00:29:34,693
Aw.
329
00:30:15,859 --> 00:30:18,695
I bet ants don't have to
celebrate Mother's Day.
330
00:30:20,948 --> 00:30:22,783
Lucky ants.
331
00:30:23,325 --> 00:30:25,244
Ants are lucky, I suppose.
332
00:30:25,744 --> 00:30:28,247
They always seem to know
where they fit in.
333
00:30:30,082 --> 00:30:33,377
Every now and then, my dad says to me,
334
00:30:33,460 --> 00:30:36,296
"Peppermint Patty,
do you know what you are?"
335
00:30:36,380 --> 00:30:38,048
And I always say no.
336
00:30:38,132 --> 00:30:44,388
Then he says to me, "You are a rare gem."
And then we laugh about it.
337
00:30:44,471 --> 00:30:47,891
But sometimes I wish I wasn't so rare.
338
00:30:48,392 --> 00:30:49,893
I think I understand.
339
00:30:50,435 --> 00:30:54,565
Today everyone was so excited.
More than excited.
340
00:30:54,648 --> 00:30:57,985
They were happy
about celebrating their moms.
341
00:30:58,068 --> 00:31:03,448
And I knew, no matter what I do,
I'll never know how that feels.
342
00:31:03,532 --> 00:31:05,033
And I was angry.
343
00:31:05,617 --> 00:31:09,621
Have you ever thought
maybe your anger is really sadness?
344
00:31:20,966 --> 00:31:22,593
It's okay to cry, sir.
345
00:31:24,595 --> 00:31:27,723
One tear isn't crying.
346
00:31:33,770 --> 00:31:36,440
Maybe you could get your dad
something else.
347
00:31:37,024 --> 00:31:38,567
Don't start that again.
348
00:31:38,650 --> 00:31:41,737
I was thinking, sir,
we tried the usual things.
349
00:31:41,820 --> 00:31:42,821
But you are rare.
350
00:31:42,905 --> 00:31:46,617
Is there something you could give him
that could only come from you?
351
00:31:46,700 --> 00:31:48,285
I don't know.
352
00:31:48,368 --> 00:31:52,080
Well, what are your favorite things
to do together?
353
00:31:53,665 --> 00:31:54,917
Everything.
354
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:59,171
We play baseball.
He taught me all I know about football.
355
00:31:59,254 --> 00:32:04,426
We like to tell each other dumb jokes.
The dumber they are, the more we laugh.
356
00:32:04,927 --> 00:32:08,680
He loves to hear me laugh.
He says it reminds him of my mom.
357
00:32:11,099 --> 00:32:13,811
- Huh?
- I know how to celebrate Mother's Day.
358
00:32:13,894 --> 00:32:16,563
Tomorrow I'll spend the whole day
with my dad.
359
00:32:16,647 --> 00:32:20,609
We'll play and talk to each other,
and I'm gonna make him laugh.
360
00:32:20,692 --> 00:32:22,152
And he'll make me laugh.
361
00:32:22,236 --> 00:32:25,364
And together
we'll share the biggest laugh ever.
362
00:32:25,447 --> 00:32:29,368
That sounds like the best
Mother's Day gift a father has ever had.
363
00:32:29,451 --> 00:32:32,246
Yeah! Yeah!
It does! I gotta go!
364
00:32:33,914 --> 00:32:39,211
Marcie, if I said anything before
to hurt your feelings, I'm sorry.
365
00:32:39,294 --> 00:32:41,964
- You're a true friend. Mmm.
- You are too, sir.
366
00:32:45,050 --> 00:32:48,345
And wish your mom
a happy Mother's Day for me!
367
00:32:49,138 --> 00:32:50,347
Will do, sir.
368
00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:01,692
This is good.
But is it top-of-the-fridge good?
369
00:33:02,359 --> 00:33:03,402
Ahem.
370
00:33:11,201 --> 00:33:13,704
It's definitely top-of-the-fridge quality.
371
00:33:13,787 --> 00:33:15,831
Oh, thank goodness.
372
00:33:15,914 --> 00:33:18,584
I was starting to think
I had a self-doubt.
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00:33:18,667 --> 00:33:22,212
- But it's still missing something.
- What? But you just said--
374
00:33:22,296 --> 00:33:25,007
All cards need a message inside.
It's a rule.
375
00:33:26,550 --> 00:33:29,511
Okay, wise guy.
What does your letter say?
376
00:33:30,304 --> 00:33:31,305
Here.
377
00:33:32,639 --> 00:33:37,186
Hmm.
Aw. Mmm.
378
00:33:37,269 --> 00:33:42,900
Linus. It's--
It's everything I wish I could say.
379
00:33:43,734 --> 00:33:47,571
Well, you know,
my letter needs something to go in.
380
00:33:47,654 --> 00:33:50,157
If you want,
we can put it inside your card
381
00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:52,242
and give them both to Mom together.
382
00:33:52,326 --> 00:33:53,827
You'd do that?
383
00:33:55,329 --> 00:33:58,248
It just needs one little change here.
384
00:34:03,295 --> 00:34:07,174
"Dear Mom,
I'm writing you this letter to thank you
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00:34:07,257 --> 00:34:09,635
for the notes you put
in my school lunches.
386
00:34:09,717 --> 00:34:14,681
Also, to thank you for my school lunches,
especially the bologna sandwiches,
387
00:34:14,764 --> 00:34:17,476
not so much the tuna fish."
388
00:34:17,559 --> 00:34:21,396
"This is my way of thanking you
for all the things you do for me.
389
00:34:22,022 --> 00:34:25,442
When I'm scared,
you give me cuddles and act so sweet.
390
00:34:27,610 --> 00:34:30,614
When I'm lonely,
you call me your 'forever best friend.'
391
00:34:30,697 --> 00:34:31,907
I like that.
392
00:34:34,368 --> 00:34:37,454
You always find the time
to listen to my new ideas."
393
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:45,128
"You give me lots hugs and kisses,
even in front of my friends,
394
00:34:45,212 --> 00:34:48,465
which is sometimes embarrassing,
but I still like them.
395
00:34:49,507 --> 00:34:53,929
When I make mistakes,
you encourage me to try again and again.
396
00:35:00,394 --> 00:35:02,521
You make sure I'm safe every night.
397
00:35:03,605 --> 00:35:06,608
You give me your best
in your own special way."
398
00:35:11,989 --> 00:35:13,824
Go long, Dad.
399
00:35:13,907 --> 00:35:15,868
Oh, nice catch.
400
00:35:15,951 --> 00:35:18,412
Say goodbye to that one, Dad.
401
00:35:18,495 --> 00:35:21,707
Here's another one.
What did the egg say to the chef?
402
00:35:21,790 --> 00:35:24,334
"You crack me up."
403
00:35:24,418 --> 00:35:26,336
"When I'm sad, you make me laugh.
404
00:35:26,420 --> 00:35:29,756
And then you laugh too,
which makes me laugh even more."
405
00:35:31,884 --> 00:35:36,555
"Mostly I know you're someone who loves me
and will always be there for me.
406
00:35:36,638 --> 00:35:40,476
I guess that's what moms do.
But you do it the best. That's why"--
407
00:35:40,559 --> 00:35:42,769
This is where you come in.
408
00:35:42,853 --> 00:35:48,484
We really, really, really love you back.
Happy Mother's Day.
409
00:36:00,787 --> 00:36:01,830
Ooh?
410
00:36:01,914 --> 00:36:03,749
Aw.
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