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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:53,541 --> 00:00:58,541 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull M_I_SForEver 2 00:02:05,280 --> 00:02:07,954 (Rapping) ♪ Don't make me smash your melon up 3 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:11,400 ♪ Try throwing the shade on melanin 4 00:02:12,160 --> 00:02:14,629 ♪ Bona fide, though, I'm 7-Up 5 00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:18,119 ♪ You're too sweet, I put the lemon in 6 00:02:18,280 --> 00:02:20,715 ♪ They put their boots on our ground 7 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:23,229 ♪ I'll put my roots in their ground 8 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:25,431 ♪ I'll put my truth in this sound 9 00:02:25,560 --> 00:02:27,278 ♪ I'll spit my truth, and it's brown 10 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:30,279 ♪ I don't give a fuck about the cash you stack with the crown on your skull 11 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:32,152 ♪ You ain't Basquiat or the Prince of Denmark 12 00:02:32,280 --> 00:02:33,759 ♪ So, Zeddy boy, piss on their benchmarks 13 00:02:33,920 --> 00:02:35,319 ♪ Till white kids wanna be Paks 14 00:02:35,440 --> 00:02:36,839 ♪ Brown planet, it's gonna be that 15 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:38,633 ♪ The man frown, panic, and wanted me out 16 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:40,438 ♪ But I'm outstanding cos I stand out 17 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:42,198 ♪ And where I was standing there's gonna be plaques ♪ 18 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:45,039 (♪ RIZ AHMED: "Mogambo') 19 00:02:45,160 --> 00:02:46,958 (Cheering) 20 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:50,550 New York! 21 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:52,637 Hit it! Yeah! 22 00:02:52,760 --> 00:02:54,876 (Rapping) ♪ Pick a side, do or die, yeah! 23 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,957 ♪ Cos all we ever do is die, yeah! 24 00:02:57,080 --> 00:02:58,832 ♪ They either bomb us or we suicide 25 00:02:58,960 --> 00:03:01,839 ♪ We're the doner meat, don't you wanna try, yeah 26 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:03,792 ♪ Woke up to a war 27 00:03:03,920 --> 00:03:06,150 ♪ Why you wanna beef with your own like 28 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:08,396 ♪ I keep my beef with the pork 29 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:11,114 ♪ Why you bring a tweet to a gunfight, yeah 30 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:12,719 ♪ They want to kill us all 31 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:14,160 ♪ But they can't kill us all 32 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:16,430 ♪ They call me Cockroach, I'm cocky, not broke 33 00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:19,916 ♪ My cock, it just grows when they kick us in the balls 34 00:03:20,040 --> 00:03:22,031 ♪ This is for the mosque and the mosh pit 35 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:24,674 ♪ We ain't got shit, but we got this 36 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:29,719 ♪ Suck my lunch and give me all the dosh, bitch! 37 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:31,751 ♪ They wanna kill us all 38 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:35,030 ♪ But they can't kill us all ♪ 39 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:38,913 Vaseem. 40 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:41,158 Quickly. 41 00:03:42,120 --> 00:03:43,793 - Wait, who was here tonight? - Huh? 42 00:03:43,920 --> 00:03:46,116 - Who was here? - What? 43 00:03:46,240 --> 00:03:48,834 What do you mean, "what"? Who was here? Label heads, promoters, anyone? 44 00:03:48,960 --> 00:03:50,519 - Americans. - I'll do it. I'll do it. 45 00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:52,278 Listen, just don't get your hopes up. 46 00:03:52,880 --> 00:03:55,872 What...? (Laughs) Isn't that the point? 47 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,594 Huh? Shouldn't you be out there kind of talking to people, then? 48 00:03:58,720 --> 00:03:59,949 Yeah, I'll give you some privacy. 49 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:02,594 Should I go out there myself in a fucking T-shirt saying, "Sign me"? 50 00:04:02,760 --> 00:04:04,831 Just leave it to me. 51 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:08,514 You see what I got to put up with! 52 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:11,149 Get it, get it, get! Get it, get it, get it! Ah! 53 00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:12,509 Wait, wait, I'm going on the ground. 54 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:15,109 - Hey! - Let me do something. 55 00:04:15,240 --> 00:04:16,878 What do you say? 56 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:21,755 OK, cool, I'm gonna go talk to Dante's people. 57 00:04:23,960 --> 00:04:26,793 Oi! Oi...! 58 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:28,194 Oi! 59 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:30,152 New York! 60 00:04:30,280 --> 00:04:33,193 We fucking said, New York, we just finished this tour. 61 00:04:33,320 --> 00:04:35,277 - (Woman) Zed! - Sold out tour! 62 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:37,710 Sold out tour, biggest tour we ever done. 63 00:04:37,880 --> 00:04:40,349 Yo, thank you to everyone for coming through. 64 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:42,278 Thank you everyone for coming through. 65 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:44,789 - For anyone who didn't make it... - (Cheering) 66 00:04:44,920 --> 00:04:46,479 For anyone who didn't make it, it's time... 67 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:49,160 (Man) Yo! Zed! Zaheer, yeah? 68 00:04:49,280 --> 00:04:51,794 - Oh, shit. - London gang in the fucking room! 69 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:54,116 - Yeah, yeah, yeah...! - (Shouting) 70 00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:56,038 Yeah, big up, big up, big up. 71 00:04:56,160 --> 00:04:57,878 London gang here, too. 72 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:00,594 - All right, make some fucking noise! - (Cheering) 73 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:02,119 Yeah. 74 00:05:02,280 --> 00:05:03,634 We're back. 75 00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:04,989 It's a candle business. 76 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:09,193 And for every candle someone buys, we fight a house in Pakistan. 77 00:05:09,320 --> 00:05:12,597 - I need to talk. Dante's people are here. - Did you know about fucking RPG here? 78 00:05:12,720 --> 00:05:14,233 What the fuck is he doing in New York? 79 00:05:14,360 --> 00:05:16,271 Fuck RPG right now. You didn't hear me. 80 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:17,595 No, I didn't. Did you hear me? 81 00:05:17,720 --> 00:05:21,475 Dante fucking Smith wants you to open for him in Europe. 82 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:23,989 - Dante Dante? - Yeah, Dante Dante. 83 00:05:24,120 --> 00:05:25,952 Oh...! Yes! 84 00:05:26,080 --> 00:05:27,479 (Laughing) 85 00:05:28,520 --> 00:05:30,238 We start next week. 86 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:32,192 - Next week? - We start next week, yeah. 87 00:05:32,320 --> 00:05:33,833 Next week? 88 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:36,110 - What, you got plans or something? - No, I'm just... 89 00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:37,719 No, it's cool, I'll make it work. 90 00:05:37,840 --> 00:05:39,638 - I'll make it work. - Cool. 91 00:05:41,920 --> 00:05:43,957 Oh, I can't breathe. 92 00:05:45,760 --> 00:05:47,558 Dante Smith, huh? 93 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:49,239 Exciting. 94 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:51,033 Yeah, it's pretty sick. 95 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:53,794 He said it's gonna start in London, the tour. 96 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:56,560 So, you gonna leave early, go see your family? 97 00:05:56,680 --> 00:05:58,671 Are you trying to get rid of me? 98 00:05:58,800 --> 00:06:01,394 Well, I thought I'd chill... chill with you. 99 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:07,274 - What...? What? - What? 100 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:08,629 - What's up? - Nothing's up. 101 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:10,950 Yeah, something's up. You were chatting to that dickhead rapper all night. 102 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:12,991 - What's going on? - Oh my God, what is wrong with you? 103 00:06:13,120 --> 00:06:14,394 - What? - Why are you so insecure? 104 00:06:14,560 --> 00:06:15,709 How am I insecure? 105 00:06:15,840 --> 00:06:19,071 This is, like, my big night, and you're just... you're just chatting to next man. 106 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:21,111 I don't understand how much more attention you want. 107 00:06:21,240 --> 00:06:22,355 Everything is about you. 108 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:24,073 I mean, you've got a hundred people back there on your dick. 109 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:25,474 OK, well, I just wanted to chill with you. 110 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:27,034 - No, you don't. - Yes, I do. 111 00:06:27,160 --> 00:06:30,551 No, you don't, cos you're... you're about to run off again. 112 00:06:30,680 --> 00:06:33,957 OK, you know, that's not running off, that's called my job. 113 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:35,315 Going on tour is my job. 114 00:06:35,440 --> 00:06:38,319 Look, a day, a week, it's not gonna make a difference to us. 115 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:40,351 What do you mean, "a difference"? What... 116 00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:42,949 I'm saying, nothing's gonna change here. 117 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:46,800 I want you to go off and do your thing. 118 00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:48,877 But I don't want to have a relationship on FaceTime. 119 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:50,274 There we go, that's it. 120 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:52,835 OK, just say it. Just say what you're saying. 121 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:54,915 What are you saying? 122 00:06:55,720 --> 00:06:57,791 For someone who raps so much about where they're from, 123 00:06:57,920 --> 00:06:59,479 when was the last time you went home? 124 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:03,275 When was the last time you actually spent time with your family? 125 00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:12,270 (Rain against window) 126 00:07:27,440 --> 00:07:30,034 (Rapping quietly) ♪ Love for Moguls was a rose 127 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:35,030 ♪ Love for Mowglis like us is a poppy 128 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:40,997 ♪ Love smuggled across borders, authorities tried to stop me 129 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:43,270 ♪ First brown people we dated 130 00:07:44,240 --> 00:07:46,550 ♪ Self-hatred almost stopped it 131 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:49,630 ♪ Me, it's the thorns that I love 132 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:52,673 ♪ It cuts, toughen the skin 133 00:07:53,760 --> 00:07:54,909 ♪ I need it strong to win 134 00:07:55,040 --> 00:07:57,350 ♪ So it's the war that I love, none of your fucked up ways 135 00:07:57,480 --> 00:07:59,039 ♪ Isn't that what we are? 136 00:07:59,960 --> 00:08:03,032 ♪ We weren't born to be loved 137 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:07,877 ♪ They kick puddles at us, make rubble of us and said that we're too dirty to love 138 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:11,197 ♪ And we ain't worthy to love, that's why I'm built to prove myself 139 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:14,549 ♪ Your acceptance isn't helping 140 00:08:14,720 --> 00:08:16,950 ♪ Love will make me lose myself and the legacy I'm meant for 141 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:18,479 ♪ I ain't a finished product 142 00:08:18,640 --> 00:08:20,711 ♪ If you love me now, you're fucked up 143 00:08:20,840 --> 00:08:24,151 ♪ Unconditional thumbs up, won't let them conquer 144 00:08:24,280 --> 00:08:26,078 ♪ And it's nice to get paid, laid in the Porsche 145 00:08:26,200 --> 00:08:28,760 ♪ The double feature, all the divas, golf courses, awards 146 00:08:28,880 --> 00:08:32,510 ♪ More than that I wanna shine, climb the peak 147 00:08:32,640 --> 00:08:35,678 ♪ Feel the force of each fist up like a beacon, lit by my torch 148 00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:37,154 ♪ And be immortal, my love 149 00:08:37,280 --> 00:08:41,433 ♪ Legacies outlive love 150 00:08:41,560 --> 00:08:42,550 ♪ I'll do it 151 00:08:42,680 --> 00:08:45,354 ♪ For the sofas in plastic, samosas and ketchup 152 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:48,711 ♪ The suitcase is all covered and the girls scared of tanning 153 00:08:48,880 --> 00:08:50,996 ♪ For the kurria, the bhuddies, the puddie, the mandem 154 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:53,953 ♪ To be the man I wish existed when I was a fan then 155 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:56,711 ♪ For my family, they don't really understand it 156 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:59,116 ♪ For the kids will never have to be prouder of their dad 157 00:08:59,240 --> 00:09:00,674 ♪ And I'm no wanker 158 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:04,831 ♪ My poppy's for summer, yeah? 159 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:06,678 ♪ My art's for all time 160 00:09:11,720 --> 00:09:14,599 ♪ I ain't got no roots to put down, I'm pulling the weeds up 161 00:09:15,760 --> 00:09:17,353 ♪ A poppy's just a weed 162 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:20,350 ♪ What I'm growing don't need love 163 00:09:21,840 --> 00:09:23,911 ♪ Where I'm going don't need love ♪ 164 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:26,799 (♪ IMRAN SHAIKH ATTARI: "Sweet Madina") 165 00:09:30,840 --> 00:09:34,629 ♪ Sweet Madina 166 00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:38,430 ♪ Sweet Madina, very lovely 167 00:09:38,560 --> 00:09:42,155 ♪ Sweet Madina 168 00:09:42,280 --> 00:09:47,559 ♪ Sweet Madina, very lovely 169 00:09:51,880 --> 00:09:53,473 ♪ How is beautiful Madina? 170 00:09:53,600 --> 00:09:54,920 ♪ Very, very good, Madina 171 00:09:55,040 --> 00:09:56,792 ♪ How is beautiful Madina? 172 00:09:56,920 --> 00:09:58,911 ♪ Very, very good, Madina 173 00:09:59,040 --> 00:10:00,758 ♪ My choice is Madina 174 00:10:00,880 --> 00:10:02,473 ♪ How fine is Madina 175 00:10:02,600 --> 00:10:04,273 ♪ My choice is Madina 176 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:06,596 ♪ How fine is Madina 177 00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:08,279 - ♪ I can tell about Madina - (Speaking Urdu) 178 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:09,913 ♪ You can tell about Madina... ♪ 179 00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:11,917 This way! Me! Me! 180 00:10:12,040 --> 00:10:13,838 ♪ Such a beautiful Madina 181 00:10:14,360 --> 00:10:17,990 ♪ Sweet Madina 182 00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:21,158 ♪ Sweet Madina, very lovely... ♪ 183 00:10:21,280 --> 00:10:22,270 - Yeah! - Yeah. 184 00:10:22,400 --> 00:10:23,959 No, no, that's it. 185 00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:25,718 Yeah, you too. 186 00:10:25,840 --> 00:10:32,758 ♪ Sweet Madina, very lovely ♪ 187 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:48,318 (Rings doorbell) 188 00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:54,395 - (Speaking Urdu) - Hello. 189 00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:56,716 Welcome, son. 190 00:10:58,360 --> 00:11:00,954 Yeah, one minute. Let me get that. Let me get it. 191 00:11:01,080 --> 00:11:02,639 (In Urdu) It's been two years. 192 00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:04,398 It's not been two years. 193 00:11:04,520 --> 00:11:06,875 - Two years, no face, nothing. - (In English) What's this? 194 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,877 (In Urdu) So Google showed you the way home? 195 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,832 - (In English) What's that? - (In Urdu) I've come from work. 196 00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:12,553 - You owl face! - (In English) Huh? What? 197 00:11:12,680 --> 00:11:15,513 (In Urdu) You were supposed to text me when you landed. 198 00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:17,472 (In English) Yeah, my phone died. 199 00:11:18,760 --> 00:11:21,070 - (In Urdu) You doing OK? - (In English) Yeah. 200 00:11:21,240 --> 00:11:22,719 What? 201 00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:29,794 (In Urdu) You've lost weight. 202 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:31,433 You don't eat enough. 203 00:11:32,320 --> 00:11:33,390 (In English) You always say that. 204 00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:35,750 - (In Urdu) You're fasting? - No. 205 00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:40,312 Good. No need when you're travelling. 206 00:11:42,840 --> 00:11:43,955 (In English) Ammi. 207 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:46,473 Ammi, can't this wait? 208 00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:57,111 Ammi, why is the washing machine still there? 209 00:11:57,240 --> 00:11:59,436 (In Urdu) The one we have is just fine. 210 00:11:59,560 --> 00:12:02,029 (In English) This has been sat there for four months. 211 00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:04,754 (In Urdu) Do you smell anything? 212 00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:10,040 (In English) I mean, I bought that new machine for you. 213 00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:12,151 (In Urdu) The peppers have no smell. 214 00:12:14,040 --> 00:12:16,680 You've got the 'evil eye'. 215 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:20,589 How's your Bina? 216 00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:22,440 Is she fine? 217 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:24,919 Where's Dad? 218 00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:28,872 He's taking a nap before we have breakfast. 219 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:31,799 (In English) Why does he keep roza if he's got diabetes? 220 00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:34,434 (In Urdu) You don't think I've told him? 221 00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:39,149 He's as stubborn as you. 222 00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:44,033 I'm opening this. 223 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:46,757 What are you doing? 224 00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:49,030 I told you the old one's working. 225 00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:51,589 (In English) I know, if I don't open it now, you're gonna try and return it. 226 00:13:37,680 --> 00:13:39,591 - (Tape) 'Check, one, two.' - (Rapping) ♪ Zeddy boy, '96. 227 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:42,792 ♪ Say rude boy, better watch yo back, Zed is back with a wicked chat 228 00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:45,514 ♪ Don't watch out the lyrics attack, when I bust a flow that's where it's at 229 00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:48,359 ♪ When I entah inside the arena, dressed to impress, it's all desina 230 00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:51,074 ♪ Arm in Armani, guess Versace, Dolce and Gabbana 231 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:53,760 ♪ Moski no Valentino, Polo, Gucci, Boss, and Prada 232 00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:55,200 ♪ Yes, dese garms good and proper 233 00:13:55,320 --> 00:13:56,640 (Raps along) ♪ Yes, dese garms good and proper 234 00:13:56,760 --> 00:13:59,229 ♪ When I bust out the designer garms, gallies, watch out for the boyish charms 235 00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:01,710 ♪ Step to Zed, bad man, in his arms! Step to Zed, bad man... ♪ 236 00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:05,678 (♪ Non-English singing) 237 00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:23,991 Crazy, fucking Pakis. 238 00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:29,114 (Dad) Salaam alaikum. 239 00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:31,151 Alaikum salaam. 240 00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:33,476 - (In Urdu) That's how you greet your Dad? - I was getting up. 241 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:35,199 Come here, arsehole. 242 00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:39,470 You good? 243 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:40,795 You still have some in you. 244 00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:43,480 Of course I do. 245 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:46,035 - (In English) How are you, my son? - I'm all right. I'm OK. 246 00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:47,833 - Sure? - Yeah, a bit tired, but I'm all right. 247 00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:50,312 (Speaking Urdu) 248 00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:54,032 (In Urdu) So, you're a big deal now? 249 00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:59,190 - I'm talking about your tour. - (In English) Oh, thank you. 250 00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:02,190 Let's see. We'll find out. 251 00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:06,160 (In Urdu) What are you up to? 252 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:08,590 (In English) I'm just clearing away this junk, man. 253 00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:12,710 - Can we please throw it away? - (In Urdu) Are you crazy? 254 00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:14,069 (In English) Throw it away? 255 00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:17,238 (In Urdu) Vinyl cassette stores are all over Brick Lane. We can still corner the market. 256 00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:19,397 (In English) I know for a fact you haven't even opened half of them 257 00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:21,039 because it's still got all the wrapping around it. 258 00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:23,515 Yeah, well, maybe if you had hung around I would have, right? 259 00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:26,519 (In Urdu) Show me what you're throwing away. 260 00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:28,392 These are my businesses. 261 00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:30,878 (In English) So I'm waiting for the right opportunity. 262 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,354 Are you joking? 263 00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:39,075 (In Urdu) Tell me, do people even remember the opening act? 264 00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:42,315 (Doorbell rings) 265 00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:43,555 Sure. 266 00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:46,235 (In English) Hello? 267 00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:48,033 Salaam alaikum. 268 00:15:57,280 --> 00:15:59,715 (Indistinct chattering) 269 00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:13,510 (In Urdu) A man was staring at a woman's chest. 270 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:17,599 - Yaar, Nasra. Sit down! - I'm coming! 271 00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:20,678 - (In English) Why aren't you eating, man? - Aunties are so off-key, man. 272 00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:24,430 - Which aunt are you talking about? - His mum, ours, same family. 273 00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:26,710 Oi, listen. Are you keeping roza? 274 00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:28,951 Nah, I got my period. 275 00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:30,912 Yeah, every Ramadan, innit, you're on your period. 276 00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:32,269 - Yeah, same here. - Yeah, exactly. 277 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:35,234 She gonna bad you up, you know? 278 00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:36,759 - All I'm saying is... - Bilal! 279 00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:38,871 (In Urdu) That's enough. (In English) Every time she's hitting me. 280 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,150 - And I hit her back, she starts crying. - Why are you hitting her back? 281 00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:43,794 But the thing is, men can't defend themselves no more, bro. 282 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,558 That's the problem. Feel my hand. 283 00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:47,034 Bruv, I know what you do with your left hand. 284 00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:48,594 See that? Soft. 285 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:50,552 - What you been doing with it, bruv? - Nothing, bruv. 286 00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:53,877 And you know what, the generation after us, gonna be even softer. 287 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,355 Start naming your kids Daniel and Adam. 288 00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:58,994 So, you want to pick a fight here, too? 289 00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:02,357 Rubina bajhi. All I'm saying is, nobody's calling him Daniyaal, are they? 290 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:03,914 They're calling him Daniel. 291 00:17:04,080 --> 00:17:06,390 I just want to know something. What are you going to call your son? 292 00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:08,033 - Ashfaq. - Oh, Bilal! 293 00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:11,152 You're joking. Bruv, you're taking the piss. You're gonna call him Arse-fuck? 294 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:12,429 Bruv, that's child abuse. 295 00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:14,392 He's got enough problems, do you know what I mean? 296 00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:16,079 - Think about it. - (Asma) Get a nickname, its better. 297 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:18,032 (Zed) Listen, everyone ends up with nicknames in this country. 298 00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:20,993 If you get Bob, Tim, Dave, why can't you have Zed and Arse as well? 299 00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:22,190 - Oh, yeah, right. - See what I mean? 300 00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:24,038 - We can do nicknames, as well. - You, you're just bare Haram, innit? 301 00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:27,152 So you keep to your Haram ways because you sound castrated. 302 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,749 - What? - Your name is not Zed, it's Zaheer, bro. 303 00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:32,394 And the moment you realise that, things will be better for you, innit? 304 00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:34,636 OK, listen, you know, I know my name is Zaheer. 305 00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:35,795 But I've got the confidence 306 00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:37,593 to just put my little twist on it without crying about it. 307 00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:39,154 I'm confident as well. I'm not crying about it. 308 00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:41,112 All I'm saying is, that's not your twist, innit? 309 00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:43,311 That's what they gave you. They called you Zed. 310 00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:45,750 But now I call me Zed. And I call you dickhead. 311 00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:48,030 Why don't you respect the name that I gave you as your elder. 312 00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:50,674 Because you know what? You're not seeing, yeah, why our parents... 313 00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:52,950 You're not seeing why our parents fought for our names. 314 00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:54,991 You went to America, and it all got to your head, do you know that? 315 00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:56,599 Abu, you need to tell him, tell him about it. 316 00:17:56,760 --> 00:17:58,433 Cos these are the people that gave us our names, innit? 317 00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:01,279 I'm proud of my name, I don't know about you, though. But tell him. 318 00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:04,313 (In Urdu) Once skinheads chased me from school. 319 00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:05,919 (In English) Oh, I love this one. 320 00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:08,156 - (In Urdu) Look at the scar, look. - (In English) I know! 321 00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:10,476 (In Urdu) I took a cricket bat once and put up a fight. 322 00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:12,079 (Zed, in English) Wasn't it a hockey stick last time? 323 00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:13,599 (In Urdu) The Bengalis always ran. 324 00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:15,711 (Asma, in English) Abu, you're always picking on Bengalis. 325 00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:18,480 (Bilal) Why you trying to be woke for, man? 326 00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:21,479 (Zed) I was with him until he started getting racist himself, innit? 327 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:24,433 (Speaking Urdu) 328 00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:26,278 (In Urdu) That's enough. 329 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:28,755 That's enough now. 330 00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:31,520 We just broke our fast and this is what we're talking about? 331 00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:34,712 Bashir, you've seen some crazy shit. 332 00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:37,632 Tell him how you fled India. 333 00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:39,711 I don't remember it. 334 00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:42,551 You forgot the train ride to Pakistan? 335 00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:45,473 The bloodshed, massacres, come on! 336 00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:49,474 It's not like I saved anyone. I just hid under layers of clothes. 337 00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:52,911 They need to know about Partition. 338 00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:58,078 Leave my station alone. 339 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,911 Sometimes they play my son's music. 340 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:03,759 As if they play his music. 341 00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:06,156 How would you know? 342 00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:09,072 I like hearing my son's songs. 343 00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:12,635 You like gloating to the famiy. 344 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:15,070 Someone has to. 345 00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:39,753 (Whispering prayers) 346 00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:51,709 (In English) Straighten the lines, brothers. 347 00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:03,750 (Chanting) 348 00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:37,715 Amiyn. 349 00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:42,032 (Chanting continues) 350 00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:47,036 (Whispering) 351 00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:58,110 (Chanting continues) 352 00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:17,831 (Vaseem on phone) 'Heard anything from Bina?' 353 00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:20,359 No. 354 00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:23,118 - No, she hasn't texted me. - 'OK. 355 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:24,878 'Choreography, what are we doing about it?' 356 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,354 - No. No. - '10,000 people, Zed.' 357 00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:29,074 Vaseem, I'm not a Spice Girl. Vaseem, man, I can't. 358 00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:31,794 'No one's gonna want you standing still. This is not poetry slam.' 359 00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:34,070 Think of something else, then, man. 360 00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:36,593 'Zed.' 361 00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:38,040 Yeah, yeah, I'm listening. 362 00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:40,549 'You should be spending money for this. I just think you should consider it.' 363 00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:43,718 - Well, no, just something... anything else. - 'Can I book you in for this guy or not?' 364 00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:45,760 No, we don't need him, man. 365 00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:48,554 'You don't have do what they say. You can just put your own twist on it.' 366 00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:52,435 Yo, I had an idea for this new banger. I think it's gonna kill it. 367 00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:54,836 'Oh, really? So, when can I hear it?' 368 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,230 - Yo, Vaseem, let me call you back, yo. - 'No. No, no. 369 00:21:57,360 --> 00:22:00,318 - 'Don't put the phone down on me, Zed.' - Yeah, one minute. I'll call you back. 370 00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:04,230 (Man) Wait. 371 00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:07,353 I thought it was you. 372 00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:10,074 Bro, I'm a huge fan, bruv. I saw you inside. 373 00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:11,952 - Bro, is it cool if I take a selfie? - No, bro. Sorry. 374 00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:15,038 - I'm just not doing that right now, man. - What's that, man? 375 00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:16,639 Can I? 376 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:19,194 Yeah, yeah. 377 00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:28,036 Yeah. Yeah. 378 00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:31,238 - Bro, you can't roll for shit, man. - I know. I know. I know. 379 00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:33,112 Very safe, yeah? 380 00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:35,959 - Bro, it was good meeting you, man. - OK, yeah. 381 00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:40,352 Perhaps just before I go, some quick advice, yeah. 382 00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:41,470 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 383 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:44,592 Next time when you hand your brother something, 384 00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:46,597 just do it with your right hand. 385 00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:48,273 It's Sunnah. 386 00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:53,198 What you chatting about? 387 00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:55,789 It's Sunnah bro, if you hand it with your right hand. 388 00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:00,834 This is haram. 389 00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:03,713 It doesn't fucking matter what hand I give it to you with. 390 00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:05,433 - Bro, it's not haram, bro. - It is. 391 00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:06,595 - No, bro. - No, it is. 392 00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:09,109 Bro, it's not haram, bro. It's not cool. 393 00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:11,635 It's frowned upon, but it's not a sin. 394 00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:16,156 But it is a sin to call something a sin that's not a sin. 395 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,673 All right, man, let's take the selfie, yeah? 396 00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:24,519 No, no, no, bro. Sorry, man, I can't... 397 00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:26,517 can't take any selfies. 398 00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:32,430 You know, I was just looking out for you, innit? 399 00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:34,870 - (Phone ringing) - Oh, yeah, yeah. No, no. 400 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,833 I just... I've gotta get back to my phone call, man. 401 00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:40,349 That's all right, bro. I understand. I'll just wait, man. 402 00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:45,349 You can bounce, man. 403 00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:47,949 It's cool, bro. I'll wait, man. 404 00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:51,277 Well, bruv, it was good to meet you, man. 405 00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:53,152 It was good to meet you. 406 00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:55,317 Thank you, for real, man, 407 00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:58,432 but you can bounce now. You can bounce. 408 00:23:58,560 --> 00:23:59,880 Bounce. 409 00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:06,354 It's not a sin. To say it's a sin is a sin. 410 00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:11,549 - This is the problem with you Pakis. - What? 411 00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:12,949 (Laughs) 412 00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:15,071 You get a bit of fame, and you turn into fucking coconuts. 413 00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:16,713 (Laughs) What? 414 00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:18,717 What the fuck did you call me? 415 00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:20,069 - Coconut. - How the f... 416 00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:22,874 Yo, how the fuck am I a coconut, man? 417 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,958 Yo, you know me, or you heard any of my lyrics. 418 00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:27,673 I heard your lyrics, man. 419 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:29,757 What I don't get, bro, is why the fuck are you out here, 420 00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:32,349 not praying with your brothers inside, RPG? 421 00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:37,231 I'm not RPG. 422 00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:41,519 - Oh, shit, you're the other guy. - Get the fuck out of my face, man. 423 00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:44,280 What the fuck are you doing? What the fuck are you doing, bruv? 424 00:24:45,120 --> 00:24:46,474 Take it back, man. 425 00:24:50,120 --> 00:24:52,031 (Groaning) 426 00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:55,869 Fuck. 427 00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:59,234 (Groaning) 428 00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:01,918 Are you OK? 429 00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:03,792 I'm sorry, bro. I didn't mean to. 430 00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:05,479 - I'm sorry, bro. - (Ringing) 431 00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:06,874 Let me help you up. 432 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:08,035 - Get off! - (Thud) 433 00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:10,720 (♪ Singing in Urdu) 434 00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:20,350 (In Urdu) Where's Zaheer? 435 00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:22,153 Zaheer? 436 00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:24,556 (Whispering) 437 00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:28,359 Zaheer? What are you doing? 438 00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:30,312 (In English) I told you I don't want to come. 439 00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:33,034 Have you seen the look of that man? He looks like a clown. 440 00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:35,117 It's opening night I need... 441 00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:36,878 (In Urdu) You like rap music, right? 442 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,469 Think of this as our rap. 443 00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:41,153 Come on, sweet cheeks. 444 00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:47,638 - Do it for me. - Why? 445 00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:51,830 - Come on! Come on! - (In English) Why? Why? 446 00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:58,716 (In Urdu) This is all for you. 447 00:26:06,120 --> 00:26:08,839 (♪ Music playing) 448 00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:25,837 Boy! 449 00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:57,438 People pay attention. 450 00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:01,156 They drew a line in the sand. 451 00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:03,677 India and Pakistan. 452 00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:05,154 East and West. 453 00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:06,679 Us and them. 454 00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:11,159 I was born from this rupture. 455 00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:21,040 And I am the sickness from this separation. 456 00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:27,352 I am Toba Tek Singh! 457 00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:30,472 Toba Tek Singh! Toba Tek Singh! Toba Tek Singh...! 458 00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:34,355 Toba Tek Singh! 459 00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:36,517 (Muttering and chanting) 460 00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:42,549 Toba Tek Singh. 461 00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:44,310 Toba Tek Singh. 462 00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:48,234 Toba Tek Singh. 463 00:27:48,360 --> 00:27:51,000 Toba Tek Singh. Toba Tek Singh...! 464 00:27:51,120 --> 00:27:53,555 (Shouting) 465 00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:02,956 Toba Tek Singh. 466 00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:04,832 Toba Tek Singh. Toba Tek Singh...! 467 00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:08,832 Toba Tek Singh. Toba Tek Singh. Toba Tek Singh...! 468 00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:11,875 (Shattering) 469 00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:18,713 Zaheer! Zaheer! 470 00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:23,349 (♪ Suspenseful music) 471 00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:36,434 (Beeping) 472 00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:39,711 (In Urdu) He's up. Thank God! 473 00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:42,275 Bilal, tell the nurse! 474 00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:45,514 (In English) What happened? 475 00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:48,792 (In Urdu) A nice boy found you in the alleyway. 476 00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:51,799 Is that what happened? 477 00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:56,030 How are you feeling? 478 00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:59,630 (In English) Zed, I got your phone. It's a bit smashed up. 479 00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:01,797 (In Urdu) He doesn't need his phone now. 480 00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:05,315 (In English) Yo, bro, can you bring me up, please? 481 00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:09,312 I called them. They're coming. 482 00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:13,274 - Have you warded off the evil eye? - I did the peppers. 483 00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:15,311 - Any smell? - None. 484 00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:18,074 There's a very strong evil eye on him. 485 00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:19,713 (Bilal, in English) That's not how you get rid of the evil eye, you know. 486 00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:21,399 - (In Urdu) Why not? - (In English) Bilal, shut up. 487 00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:22,669 It's all superstition. 488 00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:24,950 There's nothing in the Quran and Sunnah about peppers. 489 00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:27,469 - (In Urdu) What are you talking about? - (All speaking Urdu) 490 00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:29,796 (Asma, in English) It's about progress, every time. 491 00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:32,355 (All talking at once) 492 00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:36,516 (In Urdu) Enough. 493 00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:40,559 Want some water, son? 494 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:48,399 (Clears throat) 495 00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:50,949 (Zed) It's so itchy. 496 00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:53,950 - There you go. - Thank you. 497 00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:55,275 All right 498 00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,719 Now, I don't want to alarm you, Mr Anwar, 499 00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:04,196 but from the scans we've done, your muscles seem to be weakening. 500 00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:09,159 So what is that? Like, is that a stroke? 501 00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:10,634 It could be a number of things. 502 00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:13,229 We need to run some more tests to determine what course of action is best. 503 00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:17,115 OK. So I can stop by in a couple of weeks, get those done? 504 00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:20,915 I got a tour that starts in less than a week. 505 00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:23,111 Um, let's just try a couple of things, shall we? 506 00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:24,992 - Uh-huh. - OK. 507 00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:27,760 Now, I'm going to put my hand here. 508 00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:29,917 I want you to lift your leg, 509 00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:32,429 and I want you to push against my hand. OK? 510 00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:34,876 - OK. - Push against it. 511 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,673 Hard as you can... hard as you can. 512 00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:40,878 Keep pushing. OK. 513 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:42,752 Same thing on the other leg, OK? 514 00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:46,559 - Hard as you can. - (Groans) 515 00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:51,039 Now, let's try the arms. 516 00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:52,918 I'm going to apply pressure here. 517 00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:55,680 I want you push against me. Push. 518 00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:57,029 Push. 519 00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:03,079 Now, I'd like you to stand up for me, please. 520 00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:05,714 - But I'd like you to cross your arms like this. - Uh? 521 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:09,559 One more time. 522 00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:20,076 - We need to monitor your progress. - Sorry, how did this happen? 523 00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:23,238 The scan shows no sign of brain injury or fall. 524 00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:25,311 - It could be degenerative. - What does that mean? 525 00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:26,839 Does that mean it's going to get worse? 526 00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:29,429 Let's get a biopsy underway and take it from there. 527 00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:30,959 - Now... - Sorry, can I just stop you? 528 00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:32,798 I really can't miss this tour. 529 00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:34,399 I genuinely cannot miss it. 530 00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:36,511 OK, let's make a deal. 531 00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:40,713 If you can walk from that chair to that lift without any assistance, 532 00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:41,955 I'll discharge you. 533 00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:43,954 How's that sound? 534 00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:47,110 - Yeah. - Yeah? 535 00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:48,469 - Yeah. - OK. 536 00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:49,670 Thank you. 537 00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:52,480 Steph, we need to schedule an urgent biopsy for Mr Anwar. 538 00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:56,518 (♪ Music playing) 539 00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:15,918 - ♪ We made a fence against treason... - (Coughing) 540 00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:18,350 ♪ We let them get in 541 00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:21,550 ♪ We let them get in 542 00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:24,391 ♪ We gonna let the tek ring 543 00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:29,073 ♪ We made a fence against treasons 544 00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:30,952 ♪ Keep out the pest and these heathens 545 00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:34,273 ♪ Pesticide, let them die, they were reeling 546 00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:37,199 ♪ Some of them survive, don't let 'em inside, they were leaking 547 00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:39,709 ♪ Our country back, try to sit on my wall, get humptied at 548 00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:41,717 ♪ Yo, Imma get the pumpy out, so don't runna ya mouth 549 00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:42,910 ♪ No national front ya na 550 00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:44,838 ♪ Enough's enough, my team react, yeah 551 00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:46,917 ♪ Clean out where the evil's at, woo ♪ 552 00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:53,676 (In Urdu) O arsehole... 553 00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:56,189 Why are you running away? 554 00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:00,714 (Beeping) 555 00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:06,392 - (In English) So, Mr Anwar... - Uh-huh. 556 00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:09,433 We're going to be taking some muscle from your right thigh 557 00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:11,198 to test your condition. 558 00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:12,355 All right? 559 00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:13,879 OK. 560 00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:17,920 Now, we're going to be counting down slowly from five, 561 00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:19,633 and then you'll be fast asleep, yeah? 562 00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:20,750 Mm-hmm. 563 00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:22,359 And off you go. 564 00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:26,150 Five, four... 565 00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:28,237 - Beautiful. - Three. 566 00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:31,310 - Perfect - Two. 567 00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:34,317 - Now say, Bismillah. - What? 568 00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:36,798 Say Bismillah, mate. 569 00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:47,311 (Chanting) 570 00:33:52,560 --> 00:33:54,233 (Quran teacher) Zaheer. 571 00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:58,829 I can't hear you. 572 00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:02,719 Read. 573 00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:05,150 Read what? 574 00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:33,394 It's OK, Zaheer. 575 00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:39,235 My name's Zed. 576 00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:18,270 Ah! 577 00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:34,075 It's OK. 578 00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:38,199 I've got you. 579 00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:48,914 (In Urdu) Welcome home. 580 00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:51,474 (Groans) 581 00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:54,990 (Dad whispering in Urdu) 582 00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:06,114 (In English) Oh, shit. 583 00:36:06,240 --> 00:36:07,674 What the fuck is... 584 00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:12,790 (In Urdu) Dad... 585 00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:15,831 Give us a minute, please. 586 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:24,832 Feeling better? 587 00:36:36,240 --> 00:36:37,992 I prayed on the water. 588 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,832 - (In English) If you need anything... - (In Urdu) Thank you. 589 00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:48,316 (In English) Well, you were just in the area, yeah? 590 00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:50,033 - What the fuck, Zed? - Yeah, 591 00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:53,073 - What happened? - Nothing happened, man, I swear. 592 00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:54,918 I swear, it's nothing. 593 00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:56,997 - They're saying it could be serious. - It's... 594 00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:58,918 - I'm gonna be out of here by tomorrow, man. - You should've fold me. 595 00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:01,395 They're overreacting. And don't you fucking start, too. 596 00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:04,319 Don't I have a right to know, as your manager, as your friend? 597 00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:05,999 - The tour starts next week. - Yeah, I know. 598 00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:09,232 I'll be out of here soon, all right? 599 00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:11,397 I can do the tour in a fucking chair. 600 00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:15,036 Do you remember, J Dilla did one with a dialysis machine. 601 00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:16,719 Firstly, don't take Dilla's name in vain. 602 00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:18,638 Secondly, forget the tour. You need to rest. 603 00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:20,239 Why are you such a pussy? 604 00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:22,476 Don't be such a daft cunt. 605 00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:24,432 - Everything's sorted. - What's sorted? 606 00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:26,437 - I said I'll sort it. - No, you didn't. You said, "It's sorted." 607 00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:28,198 What have you sorted? 608 00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:35,750 - You're shit at lying, man? What's going on? - RPG's willing to take the slot. 609 00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:41,598 RPG? 610 00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:47,478 Fucking Abdul Latif Tariq? 611 00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:51,270 - What the fuck? - Zed... 612 00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:54,199 We made a pay-out to Dante's people. We need to fill the slot. 613 00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:56,197 If not, we're going to lose all the money. 614 00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:58,118 What money? I thought he wanted me on the tour. 615 00:37:58,240 --> 00:38:00,914 Yeah, of course he does. But we had to pay him to make it happen. 616 00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:04,237 They said they'll RPG as a replacement just to cover the cost. 617 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:08,718 Yeah, it makes sense, man. 618 00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:11,153 You're right, man. 619 00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:14,591 I've been working for this for only, like, 15 years. 620 00:38:14,720 --> 00:38:17,519 My mum still works in Lyfelds fucking grocery store. 621 00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:20,553 Let's give it to Mr Pussy Fried fucking Chicken. 622 00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:22,796 - You're his favourite rapper. - Well, he's not mine. 623 00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:24,115 - Literally, just give him a break. - Why? 624 00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:26,157 Fuck him. I just had surgery. 625 00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:27,310 Think about me. 626 00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:29,238 I didn't do it as a fucking charity outreach programme 627 00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:32,352 for fucking face tattoo victims, all right? 628 00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:34,039 Just fucking... 629 00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:36,720 Vas, can we just... just pause. Let's just pause. 630 00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:40,231 I am going to get the results in, like, a day. 631 00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:41,555 Let's wait for the results. 632 00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:43,114 You think I don't want you to make this tour? 633 00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:44,389 I'm not fucking sure anymore, mate. 634 00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:45,919 You're losing sight of what's really important. 635 00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:47,235 - Oh, what's that? - Your health. 636 00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:48,714 (Scoffs) 637 00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:51,036 - Everyone's worried about you, man. - Oh... 638 00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:54,356 Always talking about paving the way for other people. 639 00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:57,118 RPG is one of us. 640 00:38:57,880 --> 00:38:59,632 He's telling our story, too. 641 00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:08,073 (Rapping) ♪ Pussy fried chicken 642 00:39:08,240 --> 00:39:12,837 ♪ Pussy fried chicken 643 00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:15,349 ♪ Pussy fried chicken, pussy fried chicken, pussy fried chicken 644 00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:18,756 ♪ Pussy fried chicken, pussy fried chicken, pussy fried chicken 645 00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:21,439 ♪ Tap that coochie 646 00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:22,914 ♪ Slurp me up like a smoothie 647 00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:24,629 ♪ I like Gucci 648 00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:26,512 ♪ Bitch, let's make a movie 649 00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:30,279 ♪ She smoke my shlong like it's THC 650 00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:33,389 ♪ Bitches get in the car, put you on TMZ 651 00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:37,159 ♪ Lil' RPG got that big D 652 00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:40,511 - ♪ Slap that bitch in the mouth... ♪ - What does that even mean? 653 00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:42,313 What does that even mean? 654 00:40:07,240 --> 00:40:09,197 - (Knock on door) - (Dad, in Urdu) Are you OK in there? 655 00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:11,709 (In English) Yeah, I'm OK. 656 00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:13,911 I was just taking a shit. 657 00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:20,349 Fuck. 658 00:40:28,640 --> 00:40:29,675 Fuck! 659 00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:33,440 - (Dad speaks Urdu) - (In English) No. I've got it. 660 00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:52,473 (Laughs) 661 00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:55,433 Motherfucker! 662 00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:02,514 - (Dad, in Urdu) Need help? - (In English) I'm coming. I'm standing up. 663 00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:06,794 Close the door. 664 00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:09,433 (In Urdu) I told you to let me help you! 665 00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:11,119 (In English) What are you fucking shouting at me for? 666 00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:12,714 Huh? This fucking thing broke. It's not my fault. 667 00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:14,672 - But I told you let me help you. - OK, good. Well done. 668 00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:17,030 - Come an. Get up now. - Could you calm down? 669 00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:20,238 OK, first of all, fucking, my phone's, oh, there, just... 670 00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:23,079 - Can you... can you... - (In Urdu) Get up. 671 00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:26,511 (In English) How are you gonna get... I'm gonna lean forwards, OK? 672 00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:27,675 OK? 673 00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:30,269 (In Urdu) I got you. 674 00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:38,439 OK? 675 00:41:39,240 --> 00:41:41,629 This smell is going to make me vomit. 676 00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:50,356 (In English) You can't get a crutch, huh? Huh? 677 00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:54,155 - What do you say? - (In Urdu) They're bringing it. I've told them. 678 00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:05,670 (In English) Five. 679 00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:09,198 Six, breathe. 680 00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:12,110 OK, take it easy. That's good. 681 00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:14,519 That's great. 682 00:42:31,240 --> 00:42:33,436 Yes, well done. Breathe. 683 00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:44,716 OK, take it easy for a second. 684 00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:46,638 - Have you seen the doctor? - No. 685 00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:48,478 I want to see him for my results. 686 00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:50,238 - Yeah, well, he'll be around. - Yes, when you see him, 687 00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:52,271 can you tell him to come see me. I've been waiting for a while. 688 00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:53,595 Thank you. 689 00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:56,391 (Physiotherapist) How's that feeling? Has that loosened? 690 00:42:56,520 --> 00:42:58,318 (Chuckling) 691 00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:05,357 Two more steps. 692 00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:10,716 (Laughing) 693 00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:12,592 Two more... 694 00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:16,396 (Whispering) 695 00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:21,795 Good, push right through the barre. 696 00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:24,591 (♪ Suspenseful music) 697 00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:34,473 Well done, man. 698 00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:35,829 Easy. 699 00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:37,234 (Dad speaking Urdu) 700 00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:39,431 (Zed) I'm not hungry. I've gotta sort this. 701 00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:42,238 - Thank you. - (Woman) Mr Anwar? 702 00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:44,033 - Yeah. - I'm Dr Mayberry, 703 00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:45,480 your consultant neurologist. 704 00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:47,799 How are you feeling? 705 00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:50,150 OK. Yeah, I'm ready to go. 706 00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:53,077 We got the results from your biopsy, 707 00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:56,033 and we can start building a picture of what's going on. 708 00:43:56,160 --> 00:43:57,355 OK. 709 00:43:58,360 --> 00:44:00,590 With your rapid weight and muscle loss, 710 00:44:00,720 --> 00:44:05,351 we can confirm it's a muscle-related autoimmune condition. 711 00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:07,517 Your white blood cells, which protect you, 712 00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:09,870 are attacking your muscles and organs. 713 00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:14,591 Your body can't recognise itself, so it's attacking itself. 714 00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:21,359 OK, so what do we do? 715 00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:24,996 Since this is a chronic condition, there isn't a cure. 716 00:44:25,720 --> 00:44:28,838 Now, we think you're a good candidate 717 00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:32,840 for this experimental therapy that can manage the illness. 718 00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:38,233 OK, so when can we get started? I've got a tour that starts pretty soon. 719 00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:40,198 Well, I can look at available... 720 00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:45,434 This experimental therapy, what about the risks or side effects? 721 00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:47,790 It's a stem cell infusion. 722 00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:50,753 The symptoms are similar to chemotherapy. 723 00:44:51,720 --> 00:44:55,475 There is also a risk of permanent infertility. 724 00:44:57,720 --> 00:45:01,475 We recommend you freeze your sperm at the fertility clinic 725 00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:03,876 before the procedure begins. 726 00:45:08,720 --> 00:45:09,994 Why is this happening? 727 00:45:10,720 --> 00:45:12,677 I wish I could give you an answer. 728 00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:19,120 Most auto-immune diseases have a hereditary component. 729 00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:22,673 And what about an alternative? 730 00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:27,236 When could, um.. when could we start this experimental... 731 00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:29,431 We can start tomorrow. 732 00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:32,359 I suggest you talk it over with your family... 733 00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:33,709 Thank you. 734 00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:35,638 ...and make your decision soon. 735 00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:45,558 (In Urdu) Ridiculous. 736 00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:53,670 Who are we without kids? 737 00:45:57,280 --> 00:45:59,999 (Rapping, in English) ♪ They ever ask you where you from? 738 00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:03,156 ♪ Like, where you really from? 739 00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:07,038 ♪ The question seems simple, but the answer is kinda long 740 00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:11,716 ♪ I could tell 'em Wembley, but I don't think that's what they want 741 00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:14,719 ♪ But I don't know what to say, cos anything say I is wrong 742 00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:17,790 ♪ Britain's where I'm born, and I love a cup of tea and that 743 00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:21,316 ♪ But tea ain't from Britain, it's from where my DNA is at 744 00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:24,432 ♪ But where my genes are from, people don't really MC and that 745 00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:27,598 ♪ Or like in NYC, that's where I stack my P's and that 746 00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:30,195 ♪ Skinheads meant I never really liked the British flag 747 00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:32,789 ♪ And I only got the shits when I went back to Pak 748 00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:34,991 (Cheering) 749 00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:40,915 ♪ My ancestors Indian, but India was not for us 750 00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:44,795 ♪ But my people built the west, we even gave them fuckers swastikas 751 00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:46,991 (Cheering) 752 00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:53,234 ♪ Now, now, everybody, everywhere wantin' their country back 753 00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:56,512 ♪ If you want me back to where I'm from, then I proper need a map 754 00:46:56,640 --> 00:46:58,517 (Cheering) 755 00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:02,916 ♪ Or if everybody gets their piece back, then that's best for us 756 00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:06,874 ♪ Yo, you only built a piece of this pie, so keep the rest for us 757 00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:09,469 ♪ Ain't nobody that don't know that I'm from nowhere 758 00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:13,036 ♪ No man's land, yeah, between trenches, nothing grows there 759 00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:15,549 ♪ But it's fertilised by the brown bodies that fought for Britain in the wars 760 00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:18,149 ♪ So when I spit, a poppy grows there 761 00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:21,193 ♪ I find my own place in this business of Britishness 762 00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:23,880 ♪ Your question's just limited, it's based on appearances 763 00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:26,310 ♪ So stop trying to find a box for us 764 00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:29,637 ♪ I'll make my own and block your fucking concept of us 765 00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:31,910 ♪ Only a few fit these labels, 766 00:47:32,040 --> 00:47:34,429 ♪ So I'm repping for the rest of us 767 00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:37,279 ♪ Who notice that there's no place like home and that stretches us 768 00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:40,040 ♪ Don't piss me off with no fucking cricket test for us 769 00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:41,389 ♪ Or question us 770 00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:44,194 ♪ Motherfucker, my blood and sweat's enough 771 00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:50,754 ♪ I was born under a sun that you made too hot for us 772 00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:53,952 ♪ Bastards of empire and diaspora fostered us 773 00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:59,393 ♪ Yo, I ain't looking for a handout, but, brother, what you got for us? 774 00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:03,952 ♪ So where I'm from is kind of long, but it ain't your fucking problem, bruv ♪ 775 00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:05,115 (Cheering) 776 00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:10,759 This system wants us poisoned and sterilised. 777 00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:12,951 It's good that you called me, Uncle. 778 00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:17,720 It's small, sharp, and it's clean. 779 00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:19,478 OK? You won't feel a thing. 780 00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:22,718 So just relax, take a nice breath for me. 781 00:48:22,840 --> 00:48:24,877 (Speaking Urdu) 782 00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:28,835 Wait, wait, wait. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. Just wait. 783 00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:30,439 How do you lot know this even works? 784 00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:36,236 (In Urdu) I had a friend who lost movement. 785 00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:42,512 He did the cupping and I saw him walk with my own eyes. 786 00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:45,029 (In English) You know, but all the Olympic athletes do it. 787 00:48:45,160 --> 00:48:48,391 It's, like, how everyone is into turmerics now, innit? 788 00:48:52,880 --> 00:48:54,678 All right, go on. 789 00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:56,393 OK. 790 00:48:56,960 --> 00:48:58,997 Take a deep breath in. 791 00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:01,911 And out. 792 00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:03,309 Bismillah. 793 00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:13,191 And again, deep breath in. 794 00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:16,670 Ah, Bismillah. 795 00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:19,076 (Tracks clattering) 796 00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:21,316 (Whispering indistinctly) 797 00:49:27,680 --> 00:49:29,751 Close it up. Don't let the nurse see. 798 00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:32,315 (In Urdu) Keep this between us. 799 00:49:32,440 --> 00:49:34,238 (In English) OK, last one. 800 00:49:34,760 --> 00:49:36,478 Breathe. 801 00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:38,159 Bismillah. 802 00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:42,276 All right, Bismillah. 803 00:50:42,160 --> 00:50:44,037 (Whispering) 804 00:50:54,880 --> 00:50:57,076 (In Urdu) Let's show these doctors. 805 00:50:57,240 --> 00:51:00,756 You don't need their poison to reach the lift. 806 00:52:14,600 --> 00:52:16,193 (In English) OK, OK. 807 00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:24,273 This fucking close... This fucking close! 808 00:52:25,360 --> 00:52:28,000 Fuck, why does this always fucking happen to me? 809 00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:31,271 (In Urdu) Zaheer, be patient. 810 00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:35,993 - There'll be more opportunities. - (In English) There won't be others. 811 00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:39,396 And I'm too fucking old for this already. 812 00:52:39,520 --> 00:52:40,510 I had my fucking chance. 813 00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:42,995 I'm never gonna be that thing I fucking wanted to be, all right? 814 00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:44,872 It's not gonna happen for me, OK? 815 00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:47,879 I'm stuck at this fucking bullshit level. 816 00:52:59,360 --> 00:53:00,589 You're doing good. 817 00:53:00,720 --> 00:53:02,233 - Yeah, am I doing good? - You're doing good, man. 818 00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:03,839 You're not looking up from your fucking phone. 819 00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:06,270 How do you know if I'm fucking doing good? 820 00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:08,997 Man, like, Zaheer... 821 00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:11,993 What you sayin'? 822 00:53:15,240 --> 00:53:16,992 What the fuck? 823 00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:23,318 He begged me to come. 824 00:53:27,240 --> 00:53:29,390 Could we just have one minute, please. 825 00:53:29,520 --> 00:53:30,999 Yeah. 826 00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:34,750 - Happy Ramadan. - Thanks. 827 00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:36,632 We won't be long. 828 00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:39,717 I'm worried about you, man. How you feeling? 829 00:53:42,360 --> 00:53:45,034 They're gonna do this experimental shit on me, all right? 830 00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:47,797 (Vaseem) What, the one that's going to make you sterile? 831 00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:49,877 I spoke to your mum upstairs. 832 00:53:50,680 --> 00:53:52,034 You gonna do it? 833 00:53:54,520 --> 00:53:55,555 What is he doing here? 834 00:53:55,680 --> 00:53:57,956 He just wants to talk to you, OK? 835 00:53:59,120 --> 00:54:00,519 Oi. 836 00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:08,557 (RPG) Listen... 837 00:54:11,800 --> 00:54:14,235 I know what you think of me... 838 00:54:15,400 --> 00:54:20,429 but I'm just here to say, man, we're the same. 839 00:54:23,040 --> 00:54:29,958 The first verse I ever learned was Zed verse, your verse. 840 00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:32,634 I used to record that shit over a cassette. 841 00:54:33,640 --> 00:54:37,031 So... really, if you think about it, 842 00:54:37,160 --> 00:54:39,470 you know, if, like, I'm going on tour... 843 00:54:40,520 --> 00:54:43,797 it's like you going on tour, man. It's the same. 844 00:54:43,920 --> 00:54:45,115 It's the same thing. 845 00:54:47,920 --> 00:54:50,480 Better if I'm on tour, though. 846 00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:53,154 Then, I'd really be on tour. If I'm on tour, then I'm on tour. 847 00:54:53,280 --> 00:54:55,237 It's the cycle. Its like there's no... 848 00:54:55,360 --> 00:54:58,512 There's no Drake without Whoopi Goldberg. 849 00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:00,679 Do you know what I mean? 850 00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:06,478 Like, there's no Nelson Mandela without apartheid. 851 00:55:07,160 --> 00:55:11,199 No apartheid, no Nando's chicken. 852 00:55:11,960 --> 00:55:13,678 - He... Yeah, OK. He is... - Nando's Chicken 853 00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:16,030 is South African franchise. 854 00:55:16,160 --> 00:55:17,355 - What the fuck is he saying? - What we're trying to say is, 855 00:55:17,480 --> 00:55:19,517 you're still part of his tour. 856 00:55:19,640 --> 00:55:24,237 OK, like, we talked about RPG buying one of your tracks. 857 00:55:24,360 --> 00:55:26,670 Your message is still gonna get out there. 858 00:55:26,840 --> 00:55:29,309 (RPG) I heard you were working on that sick new demo, you know? 859 00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:30,919 Maybe I could do something with that. 860 00:55:31,040 --> 00:55:33,839 Great, yeah. Take some... You want my shoes? 861 00:55:33,960 --> 00:55:36,349 - What else you want? - Hey, Zed! 862 00:55:37,240 --> 00:55:39,311 It might keep your mum from working those extra shifts. 863 00:55:39,480 --> 00:55:40,800 (RPG) Rar! 864 00:55:43,280 --> 00:55:46,636 (Vaseem) We don't want to do this without your blessing, Zed. 865 00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:48,478 We're all in this together. 866 00:55:52,200 --> 00:55:53,998 (Beeping) 867 00:55:58,360 --> 00:56:00,192 (Speaking Urdu) 868 00:56:00,320 --> 00:56:02,675 (In Urdu) I filled up your water jug. 869 00:56:02,800 --> 00:56:05,314 The phone is here. 870 00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:12,035 - Where shall I put your phone? - We're late to prayers. 871 00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:15,835 - If you're in a rush, go! - (Zed, in English) Shh. It's OK. 872 00:56:15,960 --> 00:56:19,919 (In Urdu) Keep it under your pillow, in case you want to call the nurse. 873 00:56:20,680 --> 00:56:22,956 Call us if you need anything. 874 00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:24,912 We're going now. 875 00:56:25,800 --> 00:56:27,677 Come on! 876 00:56:29,120 --> 00:56:31,953 Don't go to sleep too late. 877 00:56:32,080 --> 00:56:35,755 Don't listen to the doctors. This sperm freezing is nonsense. 878 00:56:35,880 --> 00:56:38,759 Look at him. Be more sensitive. 879 00:56:38,880 --> 00:56:41,440 Don't tell me how to talk to my son. 880 00:56:41,560 --> 00:56:43,392 "Be more sensitive"! 881 00:57:04,480 --> 00:57:05,993 (Zed) Dad. 882 00:57:06,120 --> 00:57:09,112 'Sometimes I see that man. 883 00:57:09,240 --> 00:57:12,915 'The fat man with flowers on his face. 884 00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:16,389 'Why do I see him? 885 00:57:17,600 --> 00:57:19,238 'What does he want?' 886 00:57:20,760 --> 00:57:22,512 (Dad) 'Son. 887 00:57:22,640 --> 00:57:25,280 'Shut your face. 888 00:57:26,520 --> 00:57:28,352 'It's all nonsense. 889 00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:30,834 'Go to sleep.' 890 00:57:32,360 --> 00:57:35,159 'But Dad, he's trying to say something to me. 891 00:57:36,360 --> 00:57:38,237 'Who is he?' 892 00:57:38,360 --> 00:57:40,829 (Echoing) 'Toba Tek Singh. Toba Tek Singh. Toba Tek Singh. 893 00:57:40,960 --> 00:57:43,190 'Toba Tek Singh. Toba Tek Singh. Toba Tek Singh. 894 00:57:43,320 --> 00:57:45,197 - 'Toba Tek Singh. Toba Tek Singh...!' - (Inhales) 895 00:57:52,680 --> 00:57:54,751 Toba Tek Singh. 896 00:57:55,920 --> 00:57:57,911 Toba Tek Singh. 897 00:58:25,120 --> 00:58:26,793 Let me help you. 898 00:58:31,480 --> 00:58:33,551 No. No. 899 00:58:36,440 --> 00:58:38,590 Just submit. 900 00:58:38,720 --> 00:58:40,393 Come on... 901 00:58:42,480 --> 00:58:43,879 Submit! 902 00:58:49,120 --> 00:58:52,715 (Rapping, in English) ♪ If this bitch gets wild, I might just body bag him 903 00:58:52,880 --> 00:58:55,793 ♪ And if I am the genie, this prick is Aladdin 904 00:58:55,920 --> 00:58:57,957 (Crowd laughing) 905 00:59:03,680 --> 00:59:06,798 ♪ But fuck your three wishes, you'll never ever have 'em 906 00:59:06,920 --> 00:59:09,514 ♪ Stop trying to be what your mind cannot fathom 907 00:59:10,160 --> 00:59:13,437 ♪ Curry and kebab, it's the only thing you're munching 908 00:59:13,560 --> 00:59:16,632 ♪ You should probably blame your dad for your erectile dysfunction ♪ 909 00:59:16,760 --> 00:59:18,239 (Crowd) Oh! 910 00:59:20,400 --> 00:59:24,359 All right, all right, all right, all right. Listen, listen, listen, listen. 911 00:59:24,480 --> 00:59:26,551 ♪ His father... 912 00:59:26,680 --> 00:59:30,639 ♪ His father opened a Nigerian hair salon 913 00:59:30,760 --> 00:59:32,194 ♪ What a hack! 914 00:59:32,320 --> 00:59:34,470 ♪ I guess he's not the only Paki trying to be black ♪ 915 00:59:34,600 --> 00:59:36,238 Oh! 916 00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:39,273 This is our art form, our heritage. 917 00:59:39,400 --> 00:59:41,960 You can't come and appropriate it, repackage and sell it. 918 00:59:42,080 --> 00:59:44,720 Your dad should have been driving a bus or a taxi. 919 00:59:44,840 --> 00:59:47,229 Back in the day, my ancestors were in the back seat. 920 00:59:47,360 --> 00:59:48,873 But nowadays, I'm on the front line. 921 00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:50,877 He raps weak. What? 922 00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:52,798 (Cheering) 923 00:59:57,480 --> 00:59:58,550 Come on, then! 924 01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:09,360 ♪ You want to talk about my mum and my dad 925 01:00:11,520 --> 01:00:12,919 ♪ That's funny 926 01:00:15,040 --> 01:00:19,477 ♪ Your mum eats my kebab and she swallows all my curry 927 01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:31,120 ♪ You wanna laugh about my dad opening up a corner shop 928 01:00:31,240 --> 01:00:35,154 ♪ It's your mum that's on the corner, fam, five pound a pop 929 01:00:39,600 --> 01:00:43,309 ♪ Yo, yo, you so ignorant, calling me an immigrant 930 01:00:43,440 --> 01:00:45,670 ♪ Haven't you seen your own skin pigment? 931 01:00:45,800 --> 01:00:47,916 - ♪ We should be in it together - (Booing) 932 01:00:54,160 --> 01:00:57,312 That's not what I'm saying. 933 01:00:57,440 --> 01:00:58,589 (Shouting) 934 01:00:59,520 --> 01:01:01,318 That's not what I mean. 935 01:01:10,440 --> 01:01:12,750 Shh! Shh! 936 01:01:24,520 --> 01:01:27,638 ♪ I tried to stand up for one blood 937 01:01:27,760 --> 01:01:30,115 ♪ But blood won't let me stand up 938 01:01:32,280 --> 01:01:35,079 ♪ Let there be no war after me, at least we'll be at peace 939 01:01:36,400 --> 01:01:40,075 ♪ If there is no seed after me, Zaheer will be at peace ♪ 940 01:01:48,120 --> 01:01:49,394 It's my mic. 941 01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:54,794 Its time. 942 01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:20,271 (Dad speaking Urdu) 943 01:02:21,440 --> 01:02:23,158 That's it. 944 01:02:23,800 --> 01:02:25,757 - Yeah. - OK? 945 01:02:25,880 --> 01:02:26,870 Yeah. 946 01:02:43,200 --> 01:02:45,191 Abu, I'm gonna do the infusion. 947 01:02:48,040 --> 01:02:49,917 Zaheer, don't be hasty. 948 01:02:51,880 --> 01:02:53,712 And what? You don't have kids? 949 01:02:53,840 --> 01:02:56,400 There's no time, man. I gotta go. 950 01:02:56,520 --> 01:02:59,717 - There's always time. - There is not. I gotta do the tour. 951 01:03:00,600 --> 01:03:02,557 OK, OK, OK. 952 01:03:06,600 --> 01:03:09,319 OK. 953 01:03:10,240 --> 01:03:13,278 They said it's a genetic condition. 954 01:03:13,400 --> 01:03:15,789 - (Speaking Urdu) - Mm-hmm. 955 01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:21,272 Anything like this ever happen to your dad or brothers or anything? 956 01:03:24,120 --> 01:03:25,997 (In Urdu) Maybe one time. 957 01:03:27,120 --> 01:03:28,952 (In English) What do you mean? 958 01:03:29,080 --> 01:03:32,311 (In Urdu) Yeah, legs got stiff. 959 01:03:32,440 --> 01:03:33,760 (In English) What? Whose? 960 01:03:34,640 --> 01:03:36,438 (In Urdu) Mine, who else's? 961 01:03:36,560 --> 01:03:38,756 (In English) Abu... 962 01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:40,518 Abu, why didn't you tell me? 963 01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:45,072 (In Urdu) What's the big deal? 964 01:03:45,200 --> 01:03:47,476 Yeah, I should tell you everything. 965 01:03:47,600 --> 01:03:50,353 Did you know, as you get old you go grey? 966 01:03:50,480 --> 01:03:52,278 (In English) OK, you don't have to tell me everything. 967 01:03:52,400 --> 01:03:54,596 But you can tell me some of the things that I can learn from. 968 01:03:54,720 --> 01:03:56,791 (In Urdu) You don't want to learn from me. 969 01:03:56,920 --> 01:03:59,594 - Look at your hairy armpits. - (In English) OK, that's... 970 01:03:59,720 --> 01:04:02,234 Why are you fixating on all the small print all the time, abu, man. 971 01:04:02,400 --> 01:04:04,710 You would've achieved a lot more in your life 972 01:04:04,840 --> 01:04:07,116 - if you could just think of the bigger picture. - That's not fair, Zaheer. 973 01:04:07,280 --> 01:04:09,749 You just be a bit more practical, all right? 974 01:04:09,880 --> 01:04:11,871 - Do you want me to be bloody practical? - Yes. 975 01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:13,638 Then listen. 976 01:04:13,760 --> 01:04:16,149 (In Urdu) You can barely walk and you want to go on tour? 977 01:04:16,280 --> 01:04:17,839 (In English) Forget this damn tour, Zaheer. 978 01:04:17,960 --> 01:04:20,839 OK, so what's there gonna be, huh? Huh? 979 01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:24,709 Maybe opening up a fucking... a fucking cassette vinyl store? 980 01:04:24,880 --> 01:04:27,315 Do you want to do that? Is that gonna make you happy? 981 01:04:27,440 --> 01:04:29,272 Since when have you worried about what I want, Zaheer? 982 01:04:29,400 --> 01:04:30,595 You've always done what you want. 983 01:04:30,760 --> 01:04:32,353 Yeah, you tried to stop me from moving to America. 984 01:04:32,480 --> 01:04:34,039 You tried to stop me from doing music. 985 01:04:34,160 --> 01:04:36,276 And was I ever successful? Did you ever listen to me? 986 01:04:36,400 --> 01:04:39,153 No, but can't you just let me do my thing, man? 987 01:04:39,280 --> 01:04:41,510 Do your bloody thing! (In Urdu) I'm trying to help you! 988 01:04:41,640 --> 01:04:43,551 - (In English) I just want your blessing, man. - Is everything all right? 989 01:04:43,680 --> 01:04:46,115 I can't give you my blessing if I don't believe in it, Zaheer. 990 01:04:46,240 --> 01:04:48,197 Sorry, I can do anything else, but I cannot lie. 991 01:04:48,360 --> 01:04:50,351 (In Urdu) What's going on? We can hear you outside. 992 01:04:50,480 --> 01:04:53,279 - (Dad, in English) Everything's under control. - (In Urdu) What's this? 993 01:04:53,400 --> 01:04:55,550 It's just cupping. No big deal. 994 01:04:55,680 --> 01:04:57,751 Cupping? Who did this? 995 01:04:57,880 --> 01:05:00,998 (Dad) I've got to do something I can't just sit on my hands. 996 01:05:01,120 --> 01:05:04,112 (Mum) I'm always stuck cleaning up your mess. 997 01:05:04,240 --> 01:05:06,231 (Dad) Shut up, woman! He's my son. 998 01:05:06,360 --> 01:05:09,000 (In English) Can you guys stop shouting, for once. 999 01:05:09,120 --> 01:05:10,554 (In Urdu) Did the doctors give you permission? 1000 01:05:10,680 --> 01:05:13,593 You know what the infusion will do to him? 1001 01:05:14,320 --> 01:05:16,960 What's going to happen? Nothing ever changes! 1002 01:05:17,080 --> 01:05:18,479 (In English) Nothing happens! 1003 01:05:18,640 --> 01:05:20,756 We go around in a circle! I'm just trying to f... 1004 01:05:21,880 --> 01:05:25,271 (Mum, in Urdu) Stop shouting. It's hurting him. 1005 01:05:25,440 --> 01:05:26,874 Zaheer! Zaheer! 1006 01:05:27,400 --> 01:05:30,233 Nurse! 1007 01:05:30,400 --> 01:05:31,834 Get off me. 1008 01:05:31,960 --> 01:05:33,109 - Nurse! - Leave me alone. 1009 01:05:33,280 --> 01:05:34,475 - Nurse! - (Zed) Nurse! 1010 01:05:34,600 --> 01:05:35,590 Please help. 1011 01:05:35,720 --> 01:05:37,472 Please, can you get them away from me? 1012 01:05:37,600 --> 01:05:38,999 Get them out of here, eh? 1013 01:05:39,160 --> 01:05:41,470 And get out all your stuff from near my bed. 1014 01:05:41,600 --> 01:05:44,114 Take all your shit, man, all your fucking food. 1015 01:05:44,240 --> 01:05:45,913 Get it! Get out! 1016 01:05:46,040 --> 01:05:47,110 Get out, man! 1017 01:05:47,680 --> 01:05:49,273 Please, get them out. 1018 01:05:49,400 --> 01:05:50,993 Get them out. Get them away from me. 1019 01:05:51,120 --> 01:05:53,236 You fucking poison me with this shit. 1020 01:05:53,360 --> 01:05:54,589 Get out! 1021 01:06:08,640 --> 01:06:10,790 (Whispering) 1022 01:06:13,760 --> 01:06:15,751 (Whispering) 1023 01:06:25,880 --> 01:06:28,156 (Vaseem on phone) 'Hey, Zed, how are you holding up? 1024 01:06:28,280 --> 01:06:31,318 'Look, I know this is the last thing you want to think about, 1025 01:06:31,440 --> 01:06:35,718 but I wanted to see if you were good with giving RPG your new track. 1026 01:06:36,920 --> 01:06:40,515 'Things are moving along on our end, and we're all just waiting on you, so... 1027 01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:43,877 'I really need a decision. 1028 01:06:44,880 --> 01:06:46,757 'Let me know. 1029 01:06:46,880 --> 01:06:48,200 'Call me.' 1030 01:06:55,680 --> 01:06:57,353 (Rapping) ♪ Say rude boy, betta watch your back 1031 01:06:57,480 --> 01:07:00,154 ♪ Zed is back with a wicked chat, don't watch out, the lyrics attack 1032 01:07:00,280 --> 01:07:01,679 ♪ When I bust a flow that's where it's at 1033 01:07:01,800 --> 01:07:04,314 ♪ When I entah inside the arena, dressed to impress, it's all desina ♪ 1034 01:07:06,080 --> 01:07:07,514 - (Nurse) Hello. - Mm? 1035 01:07:07,640 --> 01:07:08,675 Hi. 1036 01:07:08,800 --> 01:07:12,031 You've got everything that you need. Everything's there and here, OK? 1037 01:07:14,120 --> 01:07:15,758 Well, uh... 1038 01:07:17,640 --> 01:07:20,393 You got any Vaseline on you? 1039 01:07:20,520 --> 01:07:22,193 Um, just use your foreskin. 1040 01:07:22,800 --> 01:07:23,790 - OK. - OK. 1041 01:07:23,920 --> 01:07:26,639 Oh, oh, I don't have one. 1042 01:07:26,760 --> 01:07:28,990 - Oh, you're Muslim. - Sorry. 1043 01:07:29,120 --> 01:07:30,519 Spit? 1044 01:07:31,840 --> 01:07:32,830 My spit? 1045 01:07:32,960 --> 01:07:34,997 - Yeah, your spit. - Oh, yeah, cool. 1046 01:07:35,120 --> 01:07:36,474 OK. 1047 01:08:32,120 --> 01:08:33,315 (Phone ringing) 1048 01:08:42,200 --> 01:08:43,998 'Hey, what's up? 1049 01:08:46,720 --> 01:08:48,996 - 'Hello?' - Hey, hey. 1050 01:08:49,120 --> 01:08:50,838 'Hey. 1051 01:08:50,960 --> 01:08:53,156 'You good?' 1052 01:08:53,280 --> 01:08:55,032 Yeah. 1053 01:08:55,160 --> 01:08:57,674 Um... you good? 1054 01:08:58,760 --> 01:09:00,592 'Mm-hmm.' 1055 01:09:00,720 --> 01:09:02,791 You sound like you're out. 1056 01:09:03,720 --> 01:09:06,712 'Yeah, I'm just... with some friends. 1057 01:09:06,840 --> 01:09:08,592 'What's... What's going on?' 1058 01:09:08,720 --> 01:09:11,473 Uh, everything, man. 1059 01:09:12,760 --> 01:09:14,114 Um... 1060 01:09:14,240 --> 01:09:16,231 I'm just getting ready for the tour. 1061 01:09:16,360 --> 01:09:18,874 You, um... yo, you got a minute to talk? 1062 01:09:21,440 --> 01:09:23,954 - Please. - 'Sure let me find a quieter spot. 1063 01:09:27,960 --> 01:09:31,112 - 'So how are you?' - I'm all right. You sure you're OK? 1064 01:09:31,240 --> 01:09:33,390 Yeah, I'm good. I'm really good. 1065 01:09:33,560 --> 01:09:35,551 You don't miss me, huh? 1066 01:09:37,040 --> 01:09:38,951 You're doing a shit job of covering it up, man. 1067 01:09:39,080 --> 01:09:41,276 You sound... You sound devastated. 1068 01:09:43,960 --> 01:09:45,473 'I'm good.' 1069 01:09:46,240 --> 01:09:47,878 I miss you. 1070 01:09:49,280 --> 01:09:50,600 'Thanks. 1071 01:09:52,760 --> 01:09:54,433 'What's this about?' 1072 01:09:56,640 --> 01:09:58,631 Um... 1073 01:09:58,760 --> 01:10:01,798 I'm about to go and do this... 1074 01:10:03,400 --> 01:10:06,074 I have to go and do this infusion. 1075 01:10:06,200 --> 01:10:08,476 'Oh, yeah? Fancy. At a spa?' 1076 01:10:10,600 --> 01:10:12,591 No, it's like chemo. 1077 01:10:13,440 --> 01:10:15,113 'Chemo? 1078 01:10:16,520 --> 01:10:18,557 'Zed, what the fuck's going on?' 1079 01:10:18,680 --> 01:10:22,230 Uh, nothing. My body's playing up. 1080 01:10:22,400 --> 01:10:24,232 - 'For how long?' - No... 1081 01:10:24,360 --> 01:10:26,954 'What are they saying it is? Are your parents there? 1082 01:10:29,040 --> 01:10:30,110 'Are you OK?' 1083 01:10:30,240 --> 01:10:31,753 Listen, um... 1084 01:10:31,880 --> 01:10:34,269 This treatment, yeah, it's kind of heavy duty, 1085 01:10:34,400 --> 01:10:37,791 so afterwards I'm apparently gonna be shooting blanks. 1086 01:10:38,520 --> 01:10:39,510 - 'OK.' - Right, yeah. 1087 01:10:39,640 --> 01:10:42,678 So I have to freeze my sperm. It's mad. 1088 01:10:44,080 --> 01:10:47,152 (Clears throat) But, um... but they... 1089 01:10:47,280 --> 01:10:49,430 In case anything happens me, basically, 1090 01:10:49,560 --> 01:10:53,440 you have to sign this form if you want to give anyone access to it. 1091 01:10:55,920 --> 01:10:58,230 So can I put your name down? 1092 01:11:01,560 --> 01:11:04,518 'Are you asking me if I want your sperm?' 1093 01:11:04,640 --> 01:11:06,711 Yeah, it's romantic, innit? 1094 01:11:11,400 --> 01:11:15,075 Yeah, Bins, you want kids, innit? 1095 01:11:16,400 --> 01:11:18,152 'Do you? 1096 01:11:19,480 --> 01:11:22,518 'Why would I inject myself with an ex-boyfriend's sperm?' 1097 01:11:29,000 --> 01:11:31,310 Listen, we can talk about all of that. 1098 01:11:31,440 --> 01:11:33,954 Yeah, but can we... can you just... 1099 01:11:35,040 --> 01:11:37,236 Listen, what are you wearing? 1100 01:11:37,360 --> 01:11:39,112 - 'What?' - What are you wearing, man? 1101 01:11:39,240 --> 01:11:42,073 Sneak away for a minute. We... Let's FaceTime. 1102 01:11:42,800 --> 01:11:45,189 The videos here are weird, man. 1103 01:11:45,360 --> 01:11:47,158 Just FaceTime me for one second. 1104 01:11:48,360 --> 01:11:50,670 - We'll talk about it all after. - 'Oh, I get you.' 1105 01:11:51,680 --> 01:11:53,034 Yeah? 1106 01:11:53,640 --> 01:11:54,630 'Um...' 1107 01:11:56,080 --> 01:11:58,071 - (Laughs) - 'Yeah, cool. 1108 01:11:58,200 --> 01:12:01,955 'Let me just head to the bathroom and grab a dildo out of my purse.' 1109 01:12:03,640 --> 01:12:05,199 Why are you being like that? 1110 01:12:07,840 --> 01:12:09,069 Huh? 1111 01:12:09,200 --> 01:12:10,873 - 'You're so fucking selfish.' - What the fuck? 1112 01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:15,278 'Would you even have told me you were sick if you didn't have to jerk off?' 1113 01:12:15,400 --> 01:12:17,630 Well, you know what. Fuck this. I shouldn't have called, man. I'm sorry. 1114 01:12:17,760 --> 01:12:19,194 'No, Zed, I'm just confused. 1115 01:12:19,320 --> 01:12:21,118 'What did you think was gonna happen?' 1116 01:12:23,960 --> 01:12:25,519 I don't know. 1117 01:12:27,360 --> 01:12:28,839 Not like this. 1118 01:12:31,760 --> 01:12:33,080 'Zed.' 1119 01:12:34,040 --> 01:12:35,951 Bins, I'm scared, man. 1120 01:12:44,040 --> 01:12:45,519 'I'm sorry.' 1121 01:13:28,480 --> 01:13:29,993 I'm finished. 1122 01:13:48,640 --> 01:13:50,119 How are you doing? 1123 01:14:07,920 --> 01:14:09,149 Abu. 1124 01:14:46,840 --> 01:14:47,989 No... 1125 01:14:52,480 --> 01:14:53,834 What are you doing? 1126 01:15:18,960 --> 01:15:20,758 Abu, just stop. 1127 01:15:33,920 --> 01:15:35,558 Abu! 1128 01:15:37,920 --> 01:15:38,990 Abu. 1129 01:15:41,760 --> 01:15:42,875 Get up. 1130 01:15:46,280 --> 01:15:47,429 Abu. 1131 01:16:27,800 --> 01:16:29,199 (Groans) 1132 01:16:45,240 --> 01:16:46,878 Abu! 1133 01:16:56,960 --> 01:16:58,837 (Train horn blares) 1134 01:17:02,040 --> 01:17:03,713 (Whispering) 1135 01:17:13,600 --> 01:17:15,511 (Whispering) 1136 01:17:36,520 --> 01:17:37,874 (In Urdu) Get out! 1137 01:17:38,000 --> 01:17:39,798 Get out! Get out! 1138 01:17:44,200 --> 01:17:45,554 Get out! 1139 01:17:47,240 --> 01:17:48,310 Get out! 1140 01:18:56,320 --> 01:18:57,674 (In English) Are you ready? 1141 01:20:31,360 --> 01:20:33,431 (Sobbing) 1142 01:20:47,600 --> 01:20:48,874 (Exhales) 1143 01:20:51,560 --> 01:20:52,755 (Laughs) 1144 01:21:13,480 --> 01:21:14,754 (Groans) 1145 01:21:20,920 --> 01:21:22,240 Oh. 1146 01:21:29,600 --> 01:21:30,999 (Dad) Zaheer? 1147 01:21:31,120 --> 01:21:33,270 - (Knock on door) - Yeah. 1148 01:21:33,400 --> 01:21:34,390 - (Dad speaks Urdu) - No, I'm all right. 1149 01:21:34,520 --> 01:21:37,911 It's just that the infusion fucks up your guts, man. 1150 01:21:38,040 --> 01:21:40,270 - (In Urdu) Just in case. - (In English) OK. 1151 01:21:43,760 --> 01:21:45,159 I'm feeling better, though. 1152 01:21:45,280 --> 01:21:48,989 (In Urdu) Make sure to use hot water or your balls will freeze. 1153 01:21:49,120 --> 01:21:51,270 (Muttering) 1154 01:21:51,960 --> 01:21:54,998 (Rapping) ♪ Little young, young little RPG shit ♪ 1155 01:21:55,120 --> 01:21:57,839 Abu, can you change the channel or turn this off? 1156 01:21:59,240 --> 01:22:02,119 (Dad, in Urdu) Nasra, tum it down. Please. 1157 01:22:02,240 --> 01:22:04,754 Why? It's my son's new song. 1158 01:22:07,200 --> 01:22:08,998 (Rapping) ♪ Toba Tek Singh 1159 01:22:09,840 --> 01:22:12,070 ♪ We gonna let the tek ring 1160 01:22:13,600 --> 01:22:15,193 ♪ Toba Tek Singh 1161 01:22:16,080 --> 01:22:18,151 ♪ We gonna let them check in... ♪ 1162 01:22:18,280 --> 01:22:19,793 (Dad) Toba Tek Singh. 1163 01:22:19,920 --> 01:22:21,149 - (Scoffs) - ♪ Toba Tek Singh 1164 01:22:22,720 --> 01:22:24,518 ♪ We gonna let the tek ring... ♪ 1165 01:22:25,520 --> 01:22:27,238 I like your version better. 1166 01:22:27,720 --> 01:22:28,710 Thank you. 1167 01:22:28,880 --> 01:22:31,474 ♪ Pesticide, let 'em die, they insects will be breeding 1168 01:22:31,600 --> 01:22:33,193 ♪ Some of them, they survive 1169 01:22:33,320 --> 01:22:34,674 ♪ Never let them inside 1170 01:22:34,840 --> 01:22:36,433 ♪ The dam's leaking... ♪ 1171 01:22:39,000 --> 01:22:41,037 (Tape and Zed) ♪ Toba Tek Singh 1172 01:22:42,400 --> 01:22:44,152 (Dad) ♪ Toba Tek Singh 1173 01:22:45,000 --> 01:22:47,276 (Zed) That's not.. you're out of time. 1174 01:22:47,440 --> 01:22:48,953 ♪ Toba Tek Singh! 1175 01:22:49,080 --> 01:22:51,071 - Better? - No. 1176 01:22:51,200 --> 01:22:53,032 (In Urdu) Then show me how. 1177 01:22:55,640 --> 01:22:56,960 ♪ Toba Tek Singh 1178 01:22:57,080 --> 01:22:58,991 What did you say? 1179 01:22:59,160 --> 01:23:00,992 Louder with feeling! 1180 01:23:01,160 --> 01:23:02,912 - ♪ Toba Tek Singh! - Yeah! 1181 01:23:04,120 --> 01:23:06,270 - ♪ Toba Tek Singh - (In English) Come in, abu. 1182 01:23:07,720 --> 01:23:09,757 ♪ Toba Tek Singh 1183 01:23:09,920 --> 01:23:11,957 You never came to any shows, huh? 1184 01:23:12,080 --> 01:23:13,832 ♪ Toba Tek Singh 1185 01:23:13,960 --> 01:23:15,394 Yeah? Now you get your own one. 1186 01:23:15,520 --> 01:23:17,079 ♪ Toba Tek Singh 1187 01:23:17,200 --> 01:23:18,270 (In Urdu) Like this? 1188 01:23:20,360 --> 01:23:22,590 ♪ Toba Tek Singh 1189 01:23:23,720 --> 01:23:25,279 ♪ Toba Tek Singh 1190 01:23:26,200 --> 01:23:27,873 ♪ Toba Tek Singh 1191 01:23:33,200 --> 01:23:34,554 ♪ Toba Tek Singh 1192 01:23:36,360 --> 01:23:38,397 ♪ Toba Tek Singh 1193 01:23:39,720 --> 01:23:41,597 ♪ Toba Tek Singh 1194 01:23:42,880 --> 01:23:44,791 ♪ Toba Tek Singh 1195 01:23:46,160 --> 01:23:48,276 ♪ Toba Tek Singh 1196 01:23:49,640 --> 01:23:51,756 ♪ Toba Tek Singh 1197 01:23:52,960 --> 01:23:55,031 ♪ Toba Tek Singh 1198 01:23:56,280 --> 01:23:57,998 ♪ Toba Tek Singh ♪ 1199 01:24:01,280 --> 01:24:03,157 - (In English) I'll wash my hands. - Yes. 1200 01:24:03,280 --> 01:24:04,634 (Cheering) 1201 01:24:04,760 --> 01:24:06,592 (In Urdu) I'll be downstairs. 1202 01:24:06,720 --> 01:24:08,518 (In English) Yeah, that's what you get. 1203 01:24:31,840 --> 01:24:33,797 ♪ Toba Tek Singh 1204 01:24:35,320 --> 01:24:37,072 ♪ Toba Tek Singh 1205 01:24:38,840 --> 01:24:40,433 ♪ Toba Tek Singh ♪ 1206 01:24:54,920 --> 01:24:56,672 (♪ Music playing) 1207 01:24:56,755 --> 01:25:01,755 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 91051