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Time for some Zombie Pep Squad.
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I heard this movie has the world
record for most things in a movie ever!
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You heard right.
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What do you say we ditch the party
and head on to the make out point?
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Ok, but...
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Here we go.
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Relax babe.
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Hey dude, can you pause it for a
sec, I am gonna go get some chips.
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No way! It will ruin the flow.
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Dude, just pause it for a sec.
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No.
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But I am starving.
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You just eat six bags of chips.
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And now I need more.
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In a minute.
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No, now!
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Benson's wind sheild.
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This is not good. What are we gonna do?
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Maybe he won't know it was us.
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I t could be anybody,
Pops, Skips, Thomas...
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Yeah, let's pin it on Thomas.
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No dude, if we don't get it
fixed before Benson finds out,
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his gonna fired us.
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Oh man! And I still don't have chips.
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Yeah, we should've paused the movie.
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Keep looking, Benson's car
key has to be here somewhere.
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His jacket.
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Dude, of course.
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What the...
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What are you doing in my office?
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Nothing.
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We were doing nothing.
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Did you do that thing I asked you to do?
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Thing? Eh, we were gonna do that thing.
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Totally gonna do the thing.
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Could you just give us instructions though?
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Just having a hard time getting started.
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You need instructions for raking?
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Yes.
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You see that rakey thing out there?
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Pick it up and rake with it.
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Actually, could you show us?
We are more visual learners.
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You walk over to some
leaves, take your hands,
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grab the rake,
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and then you rake the leaves,
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you rake the leaves...
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Hey! What are you doing back there?!
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Oh, um, we can see you better from here.
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Yeah, so we can get the whole...
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Leave!
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Um, thanks, Benson.
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Dude, yeah, man, really helpful.
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Hey, Benson, like this, right?
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Yeah, real good.
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Are we done? Got a lot of work to do here.
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Eh hm eh hm eh hm eh hm, ah ha yep,
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broken wind sheild.
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- We know.
- How much?
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Eh, I will do it for three hundred bucks.
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We can't afford that. How about sixty five?
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You dare come to my store
with an offer like that.
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I am a artist. Get out of here.
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Dude, nice going.
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Dude, we'll just hide the car
here while we figure out a plan B.
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Yeah, the old kind of station wagon.
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Hey, Benson, waht's going on?
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My car is missing.
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Or maybe you never have
one in the first place.
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Not likely, Rigby. That car is
the most important thing I own.
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So, officers, when you find it...
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We will keep an eye out for it. But...
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What is that? Does that
mean you'll find my car?
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Let's just say you're
gonna wanna get a bus past.
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Lousy cops.
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I'm going inside.
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Are you all right, Benson?
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I'm fine.
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Dude, this is awesome.
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What is?
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Benson says he's fine, so we just
ditch the car, we are off the hook.
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No, Rigby, look at him
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We need to fix this.
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I knew it was you losers.
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Where did you stash the car?
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Please don't say anything, Muscle Man.
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Yeah, Benson can't find out.
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Show me the damage or I talk.
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Yeah, I really hit the
mother load over here.
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Come on, dude. Just help us find
someone who can fix it for cheap.
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Here, hold my gear.
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And don't even look at my chips.
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Yeah, this is polyvinyl butyral
laminated bullet-resisting glass.
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But don't worry, I know a
guy who fix it for real cheap.
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Thanks for cmoing in such short
notice. Please, have a seat.
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Oh, and could you get the light?
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Thanks, bring'it back, Jack.
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No problemo.
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I never hired a bounty hunter before.
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Just curious though, are you really
from the future like your ads says?
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I got a vioce activated gun here. Hello.
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Hello, Jack.
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Vicki, slient mode.
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See, Vicki stands for Vioce Input
Calling and Killing Instrument.
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Whatever. Can you track down the
scum that stole my car or not?
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Heck yeah, bro! I just
need half my payment front.
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Half when you get your car back.
And I only ask one more thing...
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that I can do whatever I want
to the perps when I find them.
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See, in the future, violence is outlaw.
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Fine, just get my car back.
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That will be five hundred thousand dollars.
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Now I do have a internet coupon.
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In the future, internet
coupons are also outlaw.
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But since we're in your time,
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I guess I'll honour it...
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Great. Here's half, two
hundred and fifty dollars.
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You're lucky I like fantasy
violence in adult situation so much.
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Vicki, analyse clue.
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Broken glass.
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Dirt, dirt, tire track.
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Bingo.
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Are you sure this is the place.
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This place is way on the sticks, man.
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This is where Muscle Man's
instruction says to wait.
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Oh, and we gotta signal.
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Dude, nothing happened.
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You are Mond?
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You have sixty bucks?
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Dude, can you fix it?
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Give me one hour.
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They weren't real with it
all along appointee said.
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These the guys?
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Don't worry. Vicki's gotta cover it.
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Target identified. Modecai and Rigby.
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Not bad.
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Now locate targets.
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Target location... the park.
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Call the coffin shop, Vicki.
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Hello, this is coffin shop.
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Yeah, I am gonna need two
coffins for later today.
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Wonderful, are you need any
flower arrangement with that?
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Not necessary.
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♪ Oh, driving in a car, yeah,
we busted Benson's wind sheild. ♪
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♪ Got fix it fast, or
Benson will fire us for... ♪
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♪ breaking his wind sheild.
We gonna loooose our jobs... ♪
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Dude, cut it out or
Benson's gonna catch us.
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Oh, man. That was close.
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Yeah, let's just put the
note on and get out of here.
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Done, and done.
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Your targets are in range.
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You didn't really think you
will get away with it, did you?
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Who are you?
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Benson hired me to find
the guy who stole his car.
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So now that I found you,
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It's time to kill you.
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Dude, we were just...
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Vicki, destroy targets.
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Come on, Vicki. Destroy targets.
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Benson called a bounty hunter?!
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He must be really mad.
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What do we do?
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We gotta get Benson to call him off.
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Vicki, play epic tunes.
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Scramble missiles.
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Sorry, innocent bystanders.
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Vicki, vaporize door.
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Time to shut you down for good.
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Shutting down.
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NO!
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Run!
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Power on!
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Benson!
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Guys? Listen, you gotta lay low.
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I think Jack finds the
guys that stole my car.
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He did find them, cause we took your car.
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What?!
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We were fighting over the remote, and
the remote crashed your wind sheild,
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so we took it to a guy to fix it,
then we took it to another guy,
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but it's all better now.
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Could you call the future guy off?
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I'll deal with you two
latter, we have to stop Jack.
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Come on, come on, wherever you are.
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Stop!
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Vicki, berserk eye on cannon.
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Now, Benson bro,
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I don't wanna alarm you,
but those are the perps.
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- I kown.
- What?!
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They didn't steal my car,
they are my employees.
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They took my car to get it
fixed and didn't tell me.
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But you told me I can do
what I want to the perps.
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You promised.
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Look, Jack, there's no reason to hurt them.
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All I wanted is my car and it's right here.
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Just keep the money, okay?
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Suit yourself, bro.
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Vicki, shut down code, α σ ρ.
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All system go.
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NO!
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Bummer about your car, man!
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At least that explosion was pretty awesome.
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Totally satisfied my violence
urgence, you kown what I'm saying?
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Hey, can I get the other
two hundred and fifty bucks?
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POLICE!
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Rain check, got it, bro.
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- You!
- Thanks for saving us, Benson.
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Yeah, thanks, man!
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Damage to the house, damage to my car.
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My bus fare for the next month!
You're paying for all of it.
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He didn't say to clean up this mess, but...
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Yeah, let's get started.
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Oh, Mordecai, check this out.
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Told you my guy was good.
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