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I got into my dream school.
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I really like you, Mordecai,
and what we have is special.
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But I may never get
this opportunity again.
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I'm sorry, but I can't
be your girlfriend.
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I can't be your girlfriend.
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Girlfriend...
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girlfriend... girlfriend...
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Man, laundry takes forever!
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You know, this would be
faster if you helped out.
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Nah, man.
You got this.
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Besides, all you got
left is one sweater.
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One... pink... sweater.
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Oh, no.
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Don't do anything
you're gonna regret.
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Don't do it!
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Dude, no!
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What do you think
you're doing?!
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Margaret's...
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sweater...
she left it here for me to find.
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I have to give
it back to her.
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No, you don't!
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She probably has
a ton of these things.
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Chicks love hoarding clothes.
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It's a fact.
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Besides, it's not
even cold out.
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Yeah, but what if it's
her favorite sweater?
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Come on.
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If she really liked it,
she wouldn't have left it.
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No, dude.
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I got to give
it back to her.
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I don't know.
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I don't think that's
such a good idea.
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I'll just mail it.
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Uh, I guess
mailing it's okay.
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Yeah.
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It's gonna be fine.
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"Dear Margaret."
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Hmm. Hmm-hmm.
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No.
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Hmm. Oh!
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"I found your sweater, and it
still smells like you,
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even though I washed it."
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Aah, weird. Weird!
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This isn't working.
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It'll be easier if I just
give it to her myself.
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Dude, you want
to go see her?!
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You just got over her!
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If you see her now, you'll just
be "Depressed Mordecai" again.
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That guy's lame!
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That guy's the worst!
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Hey, I'm just giving
her back the sweater.
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It's a bad idea, dude.
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I'm fine.
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Fine?
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You can't even write
her a stupid letter...
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How is seeing her
going to be better?
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Whatever, man!
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I'm just not good
at writing letters!
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Don't worry about it.
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What are you doing?
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Dude?!
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Wait!
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Hmm-hmm!
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I can't believe
you did that.
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I would have mailed it.
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Sure, you would have.
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If I can't read it,
I can't send it.
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Come on!
That's perfectly clear!
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Aw, man!
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Hey, where you going?
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I'm just going to readdress
this at the Post Office.
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Wait... so, you're gonna take
this to the Post Office...
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yourself?
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- Mm-hmm.
- For real?
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Yeah. Yeah. Y-yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah.
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Hey, Muscle Man.
Can I borrow your car?
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I got something I
got to take care of.
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Geez.
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At this rate,
you might as well buy it.
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You keep borrowing
it so much.
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Lt'll be real quick.
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Come on!
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Fine.
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But make sure you
take your laundry
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out of it this
time, bro.
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Unlike some people,
I like keeping my things nice.
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Thanks.
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- What are you doing?
- What?
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I just thought you'd like some
company to the Post Office.
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It can get pretty boring,
you know... at the Post Office.
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Uh, yeah. Yep.
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Dude,
you just passed it!
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I'm looking for parking.
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We're going to her college,
aren't we?
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Yes.
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You're gonna drive 20 hours
to give Margaret a sweater?!
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She probably doesn't
even know it's missing!
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Look, it's her sweater!
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She should have it back!
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The sweater doesn't
even matter.
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You're just making excuses.
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What? No.
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Oh, yeah?
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Then I guess it doesn't
matter if I do this.
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Why would you do that?!
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What's your problem, man?!
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I'm not the one
with the problem!
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That sweater is
messing with your head!
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What are you talking about?
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Just forget it!
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That sweater is gone,
and it's never coming back.
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You boys should really
be more careful.
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I've seen too many good clothes
lost to this highway,
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and this is one
quality sweater.
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It's at least 50% cashmere.
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Plus, it smells really good.
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I'm glad I got ahold of it
before it was too late.
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Here you go, sir.
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Take good care
of this beauty.
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Aah!
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Dude, I have to give
the sweater to her now.
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This is a sign!
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This is dumb!
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You can't drive 20 hours
straight by yourself.
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Well, I'm going to,
because it's fate.
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Whoa! Dude!
Dude, the road!
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Wuh? Aah!
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Dude, what the heck?!
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Have you been
driving all night?!
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You look awful!
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It's fine. It's fine.
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I just got to get the
sweater to Margaret.
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Almost there.
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Fine? Fine?!
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Not fine!
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Not fine! Not fine!
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You've been driving all
this time, your eyes...
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they must be blind!
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Cut it out.
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Not fine! Not fine!
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How can you
say you're fine?
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Thinking 'bout
this sweater.
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Got to pull
yourself together!
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This plan
will only hurt.
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You can never
make it work!
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Rigby! Quit it!
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Not fine! Not fine!
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You're anything but fine!
150
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Ditch that stupid sweater!
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You should be moving on!
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The past is in the past!
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You and Margaret said,
"So long!"
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I said cut it out!
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Why are you so against me giving
Margaret her sweater back?!
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'Cause it's not
about the sweater,
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and you know it!
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You got to forget
about Margaret.
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Dude, Margaret's
important to me.
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I can't just forget her.
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Okay, okay.
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You don't have
to forget her.
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But you have to
get over her, for real!
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Staying like
this is messed up,
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and it's messing you up!
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I want my friend back!
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Well, if you were a real friend,
you'd understand.
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I am your friend.
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You'd realize that if you
weren't such a sad-sack chump!
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That's it.
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Aw, man!
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Stupid Rigby.
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Why can't he
just back me up?
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I'm just trying to give
her her sweater back.
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Right?
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Of course.
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Of course you are,
Mordecai.
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Huh?
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You're just trying to
do the right thing.
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I understand
completely.
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I knew you would.
182
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But why can't Rigby?
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I know he means well.
184
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Maybe I shouldn't
have kicked him out.
185
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I should go back
and get him.
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If you talk to him,
he'll understand.
187
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Now, now.
188
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There's no need for that.
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The sweater is the
only thing that matters!
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Forget Rigby.
191
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Forget Rigby?
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He'll never
understand.
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He'll only
get in the way.
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But...
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the sooner you give
Margaret the sweater,
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the sooner she'll quit
school and be with you.
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The two of you will
be happy forever.
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That's not true!
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Margaret worked really
hard to get into school.
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She wouldn't just quit.
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Fool!
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What are you doing?!
203
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What needs to be done!
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She has to have her
sweater back, Mordecai!
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Aah!
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Get off of me!
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Aah!
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You can't make me do this!
209
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Return the sweater!
210
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You can't fight it!
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Just think how happy she'll be,
how happy you'll be!
212
00:09:18,758 --> 00:09:19,782
Aah! No!
213
00:09:19,859 --> 00:09:20,826
Rigby was right!
214
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I shouldn't be
doing this!
215
00:09:22,128 --> 00:09:23,789
I need to get
over Margaret!
216
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Yeah!
217
00:09:25,598 --> 00:09:27,623
Vegans need to eat, too!
218
00:09:27,700 --> 00:09:28,530
Huh?
219
00:09:28,601 --> 00:09:29,431
Aah!
220
00:09:32,305 --> 00:09:35,672
Uh, so, I guess Williams Hall
would be over here?
221
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Aah!
222
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What the...
223
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Whoo!
224
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Hope you came to college so
you can learn how to drive!
225
00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:52,956
Whoo!
226
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Yeah, are you guys
excited for that guest speaker tomorrow?
227
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Margaret?
228
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- Oh, definitely.
- For sure.
229
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Yeah, it's just so cool
that we get to access that
230
00:10:01,801 --> 00:10:03,291
kind of experience here,
you know?
231
00:10:03,369 --> 00:10:04,267
Yeah.
232
00:10:04,337 --> 00:10:06,396
You won't find
that everywhere.
233
00:10:08,474 --> 00:10:10,533
I wrote down some questions
to ask after the lecture.
234
00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:11,907
Yeah, we'll see...
235
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if you don't chicken
out this time.
236
00:10:14,113 --> 00:10:15,080
Oh, come on.
237
00:10:15,147 --> 00:10:16,978
One time, that happened.
238
00:10:26,492 --> 00:10:28,153
So, you guys want to
head over to the quad?
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Don't... don't...
240
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M-Morde... cai...
241
00:10:34,233 --> 00:10:36,133
don't... sweat...
242
00:10:36,202 --> 00:10:37,294
sweater...
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Stop!
244
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Don't worry, dude.
245
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I didn't give it to her.
246
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You were right to
try to stop me.
247
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Yeah, I know.
248
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Sorry for kicking
you out of the car.
249
00:10:45,878 --> 00:10:46,936
It's okay.
250
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Sorry for calling
you a sad-sack chump.
251
00:10:48,781 --> 00:10:49,839
No.
252
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Depressed Mordecai
is a chump.
253
00:10:51,217 --> 00:10:52,514
Let's go home.
254
00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:54,610
Do you think Muscle Man will
notice we messed up his car?
255
00:10:54,687 --> 00:10:56,052
Nah, it looks pretty
much the same.
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