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Hey, looks like you're getting a little
bit warm.

Yeah.

Well, can I buy you a drink?

Don't drink.

Can I get you high?

Don't smoke.

Are you always so talkative?

My mom said never to speak to strangers.

How about a blowjob?

Well? It's pretty good.

What do you mean, pretty good?

All right.

It was very good.

That's better. After all, it was your
idea to live out all your fantasies.

I'm not the only one. All the guys back
at the house want to live out all their

fantasies before they graduate.

Because after final exams, it's the real
world seven days a week.

Responsibilities, families, jobs, rent.

Property taxes.

No more carefree college days.

Well, you gotta grow up sometime.

Not if I can help it, Cindy, my darling.

That's why we never went steady, right?

Wrong. We never went steady.

Because it wouldn't be fair to either of
us.

We're too young to be going around like
an old married couple.

Those days will be creeping up on us
soon enough.

Not soon enough for me, me darling.

Say, look.

I gotta run.

You better get the car back.

Before Mommy wakes up.

Mommy doesn't get up before noon.

Some people have all the luck.

Later.

He's never around when I need him, but
boy, is he exciting when I got him.

Remember, guys, all of our fantasy
fulfillment is going to be based on two

levels. Individual activity and group
activity.

Now, Larry, where do we stand from here?

Well, so far we're not doing so bad.

Roger, you're way out in front.

We know you fucked the homecoming game
under a blanket. You screwed at the

midnight showing of pink flamingos.

And now this latest bit, the jogger
thing and that red convertible. First we

know about your kinky girlfriend.

He is. Snakehawk Sutton here is getting
rather successful with the ladies

touching his dork by having the pockets
cut out of his jeans.

He walks around with a double armload of
books and then innocently asks these

sweet young things to reach into his
pocket to pull out a quarter for him.

Works like a charm. Just out of
curiosity, Sutton, what is the reaction

percentage on that?

Well, let's see.

Ten slaps, two lays, and a blowjob.

Male or female blowjob. You, Star,
you're next on the agenda.

You're our resident photographer and
peeping Tom, armed with that long lens

yours and the proposition that most of
the females on campus do not wear

underwear. You make them look like...
Like they're not wearing nothing.

Oh, great work.

Yeah. Four stars. Indeed.

You guys haven't seen anything yet. I'm
assembling some video cassettes, doing X

-rated versions of TV commercials. Yeah.
Real tasty stuff.

Far out. Oh, me. Yeah, I'm doing a lot
of writing lately and I'm screwing the

from Comparative Religions.

Yeah, I understand she's changing her
major to physics, but who knows?

Well, whatever makes you happy. It makes
me happy. What about group activities?

Well, so far all we've been able to do
is brown out the glee club from USC.

I don't know. Not good enough.

What we need is something with style.

There it is, boys.

$30 ,000 worth of pussy heaven.

Won't they miss it?

Nah, we'll have it back by 3 a .m. So
who's to know?

The girls will love it. Let's do it.
Yeah. You want to hear something?

Nah, everything's legal.

Yeah, until you get caught.

Come on. Watch your step and get inside.

Hey, the door's unlocked.

All right.

Let's see if we can jump start it,
gents.

This thing is heavy as perky tips.

Come on, push, you jokers.

Come on, man. That's a fucking break.

Jeez.

Push harder. That's good. Let's go.

Come on.

Come on.

Meanwhile, Bill waits for me.

Thank you.

Did you come?

What the fuck do you think this is all
over, man?

How was it?

Great.

Hey, let's see if we switch girls and
start all over again. All right.

It's gonna be the Rams.

Hi, King.

Hey, it's gonna be the Rams. Titans,
take the Rams.

Oh, yeah, nice hat.

Okay, Tiff, nothing to write home about.

Move that knee just a little. Yeah,
there you go, baby.

Oh, my God, it pricks me.

She didn't say hi to me today.

I'm going to die.

Shit. Damn.

Sutton, those are your best slacks.

Yeah, I'm moving my act uptown.

That motherfucking cunt's busting my
eyeballs.

And what, pray tell, is the matter?

Female problem?

Sounds like prick teaser.

Right, goddamn cunt.

Who's prick teaser?

Haven't you ever seen her?

Man, she's that hot tuna that wears
those real short...

Short shorts, and she's so tight, you
can count every pubic hair.

Well, what's the big problem? Why don't
you ask her out?

Ask her out?

She wouldn't even give him a hello.

Nothing. I mean, not even a smile.

Nothing. Nothing.

Sounds like this hot young tuna needs a
little cooling off.

This sounds like a job for the squat
team.

TWA -1 to TWA -2, I don't see her yet.

Over.

You guys in position yet?

TWA -2 to TWA -1, we are positioned and
ready.

Okay, target is coming into view now.

Heading across the parking lot.

Right in front of the administration
building.

It's about 10 seconds from the drop.

9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2,

1!

Sure, put this on. I'll help you keep
warm.

Come on with me.

Oh, thanks for letting me take a hot
shower. I was breathing.

Here, drink this. It'll warm you up.

How's that taste? Mmm, that's delicious.

Say, have you seen my backpack anywhere
around here?

Yeah, it's right here.

Oh.

Hey, you're kind of cute.

You mean you couldn't see me?

No, I can't see anything up close.

I'm farsighted.

I hate to wear my glasses. Everybody
thinks I'm stuck up.

Well, I think that... My name's Abigail,
but you can call me Abby.

Well, I think, Abigail, that... Abby.

Well, Abby, I think that you're... Yeah?

That you're beautiful.

um um

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Mm. Oh, yeah, fuck it.

You're beautiful.

You're delicious.

Oh, no, it's starting to get hard again.

Oh, keep that thing away from me, you
fiend.

Well, you really do it to me. Well, you
really did it to me. I feel like I've

been ravaged by the uncircumcised
infidels.

If I come again, I think my nuts are
going to disappear.

Oh?

Oh, come on, don't touch it. Jeez.

You're all fucked up. Well, what do you
think we should do about this rather

large problem?

Get some Vaseline. Sure, why?

Why don't you fuck me in the ass? What a
hose monster.

This is going to be a really great idea,
guys.

We'll bring a little bit of old -time
chauvinism back to this liberated

I don't know, a panty raid? Yeah!

That's a throwback to the dark ages.

Oh, come on, son, get with it. Just
think, we'll be able to peek at all

young little snatchers.

Then we attack.

They'll never know what hit them.

We can chalk up another victory.

For the twat team, right, guys? Yeah!

Upneath that cage. Oh, you said it. Now
listen. The object you need to slap him

on the ass. Get an article of clothing
and split.

Okay.

Hey, guys. Yeah? I found an open window.
Okay, let's get to it. Yeah.

I don't know.

Now it's the door.

That's why I'm a psychology major. What
we have here is a classic approach

avoidance conflict.

We want to do well in the everyday
responsibilities in the real world to

successful adults.

But we don't want to let go of our
youth, our fantasy, or our freedom.

Hey, that's no conflict for me, you
guys.

I refuse to let go.

Period.

Yeah, I know what you mean.

I'm nearly ready to graduate as a
physical education major.

I don't want to go out there and teach
gym.

I want box.

Right.

So, Larry, Mr. Creative Writer, you've
got a little insight.

What should we do?

Well, the way I see it, you've got two
choices. And I say you because I've

already come to my decision.

Back to the two choices.

First, go ahead and graduate and get out
there on the assembly line.

Or, you can re -enlist for two more
years and go for your master's.

Two more years of this?

Yeah, it's better than wages, isn't it?

You said it. I don't know.

I don't either.

Larry, what's going to be your decision?

I'm not going to tell you guys. I don't
want to influence anybody.

Well, enough of this heavy conversation.

I'm going to get decked out in my boogie
best, run out to the music center and

play Touch Pee Pee. Oh, all right. Well,
don't forget your quarters.

Pardon me. I've got to make a long
-distance phone call. I wonder if you

reach into my pocket and grab a quarter.

Are you playing tonight?

I'm going to try.

Please, do me a favor. Just reach down
in there and grab a quarter. It's heavy.

Certainly.

My name's Stacy.

Oh, I'm Sutton.

I can't tell you what my friends call
me.

I bet I can guess.

Yeah, well, did you reach down there and
get the quarter yet?

No, but I think I found a roll of silver
dollars.

I sure feel funny standing here like
this.

Reach a little lower and you'll feel
nuts.

If you still have to make that long,
distant phone call, I've got a phone on

side.

Thank you.

Just what do you do when you're not
foisting your manhood on an unsuspecting

female?

I'm graduating from college.

I'm a physical education major.

I bet you graduate with honors.

You sure gave me an education.

You're something special.

Well, I bet you say that to all your
victims.

Um, by the way, just what do your
friends call you?

Snakecock.

I can believe that.

It's like a lone ranger who rides again.

My house is over.

One hen, two ducks, three squawking
geese, four limerick oysters, five

porpoises. Why don't you ever tell me
that you love me? How can I tell you

I love you when you're sitting on my
face?

A B .A. in psychology is okay.

A master's would be better.

And a Ph .D. would be fantastic.

I realized I would be out of the
mainstream financially for the first

years. But in the long run, my earning
potential will be increased.

Who are you trying to convince, you or
me?

Me, I guess.

Why does it take me so long to make up
my mind?

It's an important decision.

It's a crossroads.

Look, whatever you decide now is going
to affect the rest of your life.

And it will also affect your work.

You're right.

You're absolutely right.

And believe me, I can feel the pressure
right now.

Oh, don't let it get to you. You'll make
the right decision when the time comes.

Do you really think so?

Oh, I can bet on it.

Hey, I'm your biggest fan.

You're some kind of a girl, you know
that?

I don't even deserve you.

Sure you do.

Hey, you know, I think you're really
right about not going steady.

Honest? Honest.

I mean, if we didn't experiment now, if
we didn't try our wings, later...

We'd have nothing but regrets.

You're right.

Absolutely right.

Hey,

let's go for a quickie in the bush. Oh,
I love that mind of yours.

Out of all the hundreds of students, I
bet we'll be the first one to try it.

Yeah, Cindy.

That's nice.

Don't stop.

Mmm.

Yeah.

Holy shit.

Let

me

take some pictures.

Come on, move.

All right. All right. Great.

Oh, yeah.

Can you just move over to this side?
Right there, yeah.

Okay.

Love that shot.

All right. Get something. Eat something.
Yeah, there you go. Oh, centuries.

Boy, you look good.

I have a poster out of this one.

All right. Close.

I can't touch your toes. One.

Two.

Boys, I mean, are not refined.

They go with girls who buck and bite.
They do not give a fuck for luck.

They hump them 13 times a night.

One hangs a hat upon her tit.

One carves a cross on her behind.

They not give a shit for wit.

The boys, I mean, are not refined.

They come with girls who bite and buck,
who cannot read and cannot write, who

laugh like they would fall apart and
masturbate. with dynamite.

The boys I mean are not refined.

They cannot chat of that and this.

They don't give a fart for art. They
kill like you would take a piss.

They speak whatever's on their mind.

They do whatever's in their pants.

They speak whatever's on their mind.
They do whatever's in their pants.

The boys I mean are not refined.

They shake the mountains when they
dance.

Hey, this ain't any good. Do we get our
money back?

I'm a pretty tough critic, Star. Yeah,
well, that goes double for me.

Hey, all right, all right.

Believe me, you're going to like it.

Give me a chance.

Okay.

Yes, I would like for you all to know
that this is my...

world premiere of my latest and my
boldest work.

Enough words, enough words.

Okay, so action speak louder then.

Action now.

Observe all.

Oh, yes.

Here we go, darling.

How about a little chocolate Speedway
tonight?

You know it's one of my favorites.

No, no, darling. You know how it makes
me nervous.

It hurts. Never mind that.

I'm using the new Brim contraceptive.
It's lubricated with a combination of

Vaseline and Novocaine for easy
penetration without pain.

Oh, darling, you think of everything.

Here, I'll just put the tip in. You tell
me if you notice the big difference.

I'll say.

Ah, say goodbye to pain and worry with
Brim. In that case, darling, feel it to

the rim.

With Brim.

Brim contraceptives. Made with a
combination of Vaseline and Novocaine

penetration without pain.

Void were prohibited by law.

We're going to ask you to reach through
there and test your powers of

discrimination. It won't bite me, will
it? I certainly hope not. Now what do

feel?

Soft. They both feel soft.

Now tell the truth. Do you notice any
difference at all between the two sides?

Not really. They were both soft.

Now they're smooth and warm.

Would you believe me if I told you that
one side was a college graduate from New

Orleans and the other side was a cab
driver from Corpus Christi?

That's hard to believe. They both feel
the same.

So what does that tell you about over
-intellectualizing?

Why, it's just a waste of time. It's
what's below the belt that counts.

Next time I pick up a guy, I'm not going
to waste time talking.

I'm going to grab him below the belt.

Below the belt, a corporation against
over -intellectualizing.

Don't think about it.

Do it.

He must be the college boy.

You said it.

A little mild bondage tonight, dear.

What are you doing?

Why, it's new wildflowers, baby oil. It
gives everything the scent and...

Feel of wildflowers. Here, smell this.

Wildflowers?

Yes,

it really feels and smells like
wildflowers. It also has a real nice,

minty taste so that it leaves your mouth
with a fresh, clean taste afterwards.

Really smells like wildflowers.

Just wild.

Hey, no one knows that I'm going to take

this tape. I'm going to sneak it into
the faculty screening.

I think their reactions will be a little
less enthusiastic.

Something to remember us by.

Hmm.

Should have known it was too good to be
true.

After all, it only happens in the
movies.

We fucking made it!

We did, man. What do you think, huh?

Hey, you'll never have to take a bath
again.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Let's go. Let's go.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Let's go.

God damn, I'm going to get late for a
week. I'm going to get drunk for a week.

I'm going to do both. I'm going to get
low brain.

I want some tuna.

Boy. Hey, listen. Before we become
yesterday's news, let's figure out what

going to do for our last fantastic final
orgy.

Hey, let's fuck some fags.

On your own time, son.

On your own time.

Listen, guys, let's be serious. Yeah? We
made ourselves a promise after finals

and after graduation that we'd have one
final big bath. Yes, we did. And then we

figure out if we're going to come back
or what. I've already made my decision.

Me too. I made mine a long time ago.

All right, all right. Well, well. That
leaves me.

Yes, it does.

Well, listen, after we have our party,
I'll let you guys know my decision. So,

what are we going to do? Oh, thank you.

Well, what we're going to do is this.

See, I know that I have not been the
most exciting guy to be around the last

semester.

And furthermore, I decided to do
something on my own. And I've come up

something a little imaginative and
daring and sexy.

Oh, yeah?

Yes. You see, I have it on good
authority that Chancellor Wilcox has

brand new jacuzzi grotto in his guest
house.

And I have it on further good authority.

that Chancellor Wilcox will be gone
until Monday.

Monday. Three days. Yes, indeed.

So, what we're going to do is grab our
ladies and some munchies and some

smokies, etc., sneak on down to the
place and party our fucking brains out!

Fucking lights.

Fuck, man. The pain eroded my goddamn
mind, chef.

Sure this is the right way, Larry? Will
you relax? I researched this all quite

thoroughly. There's no problem.

Damn, man.

Fuck.

What a bitch.

What a bitch, Larry. Will you just
please relax? Everything is just going

according to plan.

Why don't we get off this Hershey
Highway? I can't sit.

It goes down the hill and we'll end up
right behind the house.

Fuck that!

I'm dead!

Can we slow down, Sutton? Slow down!

No fucking brakes! Oh, shit!

Everything

under

control. How are you?

Picky, picky, picky.

Christ, I can't even get out of the
fucking car. Keep trying.

Well, look on the bright side of things,
Sutton. At least we landed right in the

middle of Chancellor Wilcox's backyard.

Amen.

Uh -huh.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hey, Star, how is it?

What in

blazes

is this?

going on.

I wish I could tear

up your diplomas.

So why park in my backyard?

This is no parking zone.

I don't see it posted anywhere.

Hey man, we'll pay for the damage.

There's no harm done.

It will be back next year. At least I
will.

Well,

I will personally see to it that you
never set foot in another university the

rest of your life.

By the way, this is not a graduation
party. No, no. This is my engagement

So why use my house?

Because, sir, I am engaged.