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URUSEI YATSURA
(Those Obnoxious Aliens)
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Don't get so
fidgety!
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You're always looking
all overthe place!
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Stop looking away
from me!
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More than anyone
else, I...
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...love you, love you,
love you the best!
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...love you, love
you, love you!
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...love you, love
you, love you!
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...love you, love
you, love you!
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On nights when the stars
are twinkling...
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...I dream all
about you.
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I love you, but you act
like you don't know.
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I bet you're crazy for someone
else by now!
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Ah! Men all have
so many loves.
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Ah! You're spreading
them all over...
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...and making
me worry!
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Don't get so
fidgety!
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You're always looking
all overthe place!
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Stop looking away
from me!
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More than anyone
else, I...
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...love you the best!
Love you the best!
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THE TERRIFYING
CAVITY WARS!
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"Teeth"
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"That really seems
to hurt."
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"Uh-huh. L... Look
at this, please.
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"I knew it was wrong, but I couldn't stop
eating sweets before bed. Ow..."
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"Yeah, I know how
you feel..."
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"Oh! Doctor!"
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"Next, please."
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"I... I... I'm going
home..."
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"Yes, you there. Please come
into the examining room."
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"I'm... I'm... I'm!"
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"Please hurry up. The
doctor is waiting."
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"I'm... I'm going
home! Bye!"
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"You have a tooth-
ache, right?
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"If you go home, it won't
get any better."
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"That's OK! Bye!
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"What are you doing?!"
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"Doctor, please
proceed."
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"Open your mouth."
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"L... LUM!"
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"This is terrible! We'll have
to pull them all out."
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St... Stop it! Stop
it! No!
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What's wrong,
Darling?
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What are you doing?!
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Oh! You devil! You!
You! You!
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Was I dreaming?
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Oh, Darling, you're talking
in your sleep.
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It was a bad dream.
A real bad dream.
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Oh, you dreamed about having
your teeth pulled out.
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That's ominous.
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Why are you eating breakfast at our
house? Another bowl, please.
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Lum, where is Ten?
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Oh, he'll be here soon.
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A dream in which a tooth
is pulled out...
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...is a sign of something ominous
about one's parents, I'm told.
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Uh, well, I... I... I'm just speaking
in generalities!
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Oh, oh! Mrs. Moroboshi,
I'm still eating!
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Ataru, hurry up and eat. You're
going to be late for school.
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I know.
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Dear, how long are you going
to read the newspaper?
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Don't you want to eat?
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If you don't want
it, I'll eat it.
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This family doesn't respect
the priesthood.
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Lum.
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Huh?
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Ten, what' wrong
with your face?
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Lum, it hurts.
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Lum.
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What is it? Were you
stung by a bee?
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It's a cavity.
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Oh, so even your kind
have cavities, huh?
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Darling, what are
you doing?!
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It hurts, huh? Let me see.
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Ouch!
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Darling!
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This is funny.
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Ow!
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Let go, you!
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Ouch! Ouch! Hey!
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Ha! I don't have time to mess
around with brats!
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Darling!
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I'm late, I'm late.
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By the look of things, you're
in no shape to eat.
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Hey, hey! I'll eat Ten's
portion too!
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Huh? Jariten
has a cavity?
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Poor Ten.
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His cheek is swollen
up this much.
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Oh my!
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That much?
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Well, looking like that, he won't be
able to show his face for a while.
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He really tries to be cool,
for such a runt.
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This is a happy day.
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Seeing as how he comes
here to play every day.
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He's such an eyesore,
that Oni-kid.
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He eyes my lunch box!
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He breathes fire!
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And he says things you're
not supposed to say.
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Hey, you guys! How can
you talk like that?
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Don't you feel even a
little sorry for him?
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That runt discriminates against
men ruthlessly...
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...so it's not surprising.
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You're no better.
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I feel sorry for Ten.
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Hey, hey, let's all go see
him after school.
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Oh, better not. Now your idol Jariten's
face looks... like this!
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No!
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Knock it off, Moroboshi!
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Aren't you ashamed of insulting
such an innocent little kid?
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Mendou, be honest.
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I'm sure that, deep inside,
you're pleased too.
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That's right.
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Hey, you! Stop wishing someone
ill. It sounds so sleazy.
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Mendou, you really
are great.
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You're manly.
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He's nothing like you!
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In the first place, I don't know how much
I can believe of what Moroboshi says.
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I don't lie about
such things!
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It was swelling
this much.
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Like this, this much.
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Huh? What's up, Ataru?
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A... All of a sudden,
my tooth hurts!
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You yourself have a cavity.
Now that's justice for you!
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"If you curse someone,
dig two holes."
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Just as I thought, you've caught
it. You've caught Ten's cavity.
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Don't be silly. It's not
like it was a cold.
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On our planet, cavities
are contagious.
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I didn't think Earthpeople
could catch them, but...
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Darling, you were making fun of
Ten because he had a cavity...
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...and he bit you, so now you've
caught it, just as I feared.
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What?
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That means Jariten knew that he
was contagious when he bit me.
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If he bites five or six people, his
cavity will get better faster.
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Stop him!
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Oh, I see. I feel sorry for you,
Ataru. How unfortunate.
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Come on, everybody. Why are
you setting up a barricade?
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No particular reason.
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Don't worry about it.
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But you understand, we feel everyone
has the right to protect themselves.
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It's awful lonely.
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Is that really how
you see me?
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I'm not so sleazy as to want to cure
my cavity by biting helpless girls.
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That may be so...
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You'd never guess, but Moroboshi
never uses violence on girls.
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That's the only thing he
has going for him.
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I'm sorry, Moroboshi.
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We believe in you.
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If so, then fine.
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You heard them. You can all
come out and rest easy.
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No we can't!
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At times like this, your actions
are most predictable.
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It's only natural for male students
not to believe you.
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You discriminate ruthlessly
against men, after all.
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Look who's talking!
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You're no different
from Ataru.
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Mendou, I wouldn't have expected
you to believe in me.
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Oh, I know all about
you. That's all.
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Thank you. I appreciate that!
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I'm so happy I may
just start crying.
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If you come any closer,
I'll cut you down.
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You know all about what kind
of man I am, but that's all!
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You can't beat me.
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That confidence will
be your undoing.
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What a disgraceful relationship
they have.
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Darling, stop it.
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There are many ways of fixing your
tooth, besides biting Shutaro.
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I'll treat it.
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Treat it?!
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No! No! N... No! NO!
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What are you doing, Darling?
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I'll never let you
treat me!
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Better to bite Mendou...
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...so I can get my revenge on him, thus
killing two birds with one stone.
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I doubt it will work
out that easily.
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Wanna go for it?
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I'll take you on!
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You will see the true terror
of the cornered man!
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What is it? Hang on!
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W... What're you doing?
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Well, to tell you the truth...
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I've bitten you!
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I've been bitten!
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I'll bite you!
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Get out of here, quickly!
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OK!
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Man, look at him, trying
to look cool.
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Shame on you for having
such big egos.
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With this face, I'm not worried
about shame or reputation!
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Let's go, guys!
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Now we will all go
to hell together!
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Oh, I feel better.
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Having bitten seven or eight people,
the swelling's gone down.
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All right.
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Lum!
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Charge!
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S... Stand firm! Push back!
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Don't run away! Why can't
you share our troubles?
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Are you really our classmates?
I'll bite you!
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Huh? What's that noise?
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Hey, what are you doing?
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Class started a
long time ago.
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M... Mr. Onsen!
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Mr. Onsen, it's terrible!
You see...
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So-and-so, such-and-such,
thus-and-such!
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Huh? What the?!
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Calm down!
Calm down!
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I understand the overall situation.
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But do you think this is
any way to deal with it?
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Sure, cavities hurt. They're
hard to bear...
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But!
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But, biting your classmates to escape
the pain of those cavities...
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...is tragic, don't you think?
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How self-important.
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You can't know how
much it hurts.
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I don't! Certainly I don't
understand, but...
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You stay out of this.
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It's precisely because
we're classmates...
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...that we are trying to share the
suffering and spread it around.
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This is real friendship,
right, Mendou?
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Don't spout such
selfish theories.
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You spineless ghouls, who can't
bear even the ache of a cavity...
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...and who chatter your teeth, wishing
only to be free from the pain...
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You talk of true friendship?
Ridiculous!
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Yes, we're not only fighting
in self-defense.
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I can't tolerate such
lack of spirit.
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You traitor!
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Are you showing your true
colors now, Perm?
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If you're OK, that's all
that matters, huh?!
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Stop talking so big,
you egotists!
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YOU'RE the egotist!
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You want to bite
us, don't you?
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St... Stop it!
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Charge!
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Charge!
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Oh! Hey! Hey! Stop
it! Hey! Stop it!
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Ouch!
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I can't stand this
ugly situation.
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Retreat! We'll withdraw to
the hall and lock them in.
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What... What's this?
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I can't budge it!
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Everyone hang
in there!
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We've got to hold them here!
Don't let any of them out!
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That's Miss Shinobu's voice! Wh...
What in the world is going on?!
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I'm sorry, Mendou.
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It'll be hard to watch your
face swell up like that...
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...but it'd be worse for us
to end up the same way.
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I know we're being selfish, but
surely you'll forgive us.
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Buddha's mercy
on your soul!
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Oh no! At least let ME
out, Miss Shinobu!
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00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:20,100
No, I don't want to take the risk. A
girl has to preserve her beauty.
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NO!
252
00:16:22,340 --> 00:16:25,400
Oh, Miss Shinobu, I also want
to keep myself beautiful.
253
00:16:25,510 --> 00:16:27,240
Miss Shinobu!
254
00:16:27,350 --> 00:16:28,870
Oh, why are you all staring
at me like that?
255
00:16:29,050 --> 00:16:31,080
Mendou, aren't
you ashamed?
256
00:16:31,250 --> 00:16:33,850
If you're OK, that's all that
matters, huh?! Hey!
257
00:16:33,990 --> 00:16:36,120
Were you going
to abandon us?
258
00:16:37,690 --> 00:16:39,990
Now you show your own
true colors, Mendou.
259
00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:43,320
This is ultimately what
it means to be human.
260
00:16:43,430 --> 00:16:45,020
Each one concerned
only with himself.
261
00:16:45,130 --> 00:16:47,330
We're all human too,
but even so...
262
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:51,300
...do you think anyone here wants to get
bitten and receive the cavity infection?!
263
00:16:57,710 --> 00:16:59,410
Infect me.
264
00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:07,590
I discarded my worldly desires
to serve the Buddha.
265
00:17:07,690 --> 00:17:13,290
It is part of my training to receive
all people's distress.
266
00:17:14,260 --> 00:17:19,360
Go ahead, bite me. Come
on. Come on!
267
00:17:23,140 --> 00:17:25,470
What's the matter,
everyone?
268
00:17:26,070 --> 00:17:28,840
Better to die than
to bite you!
269
00:17:29,010 --> 00:17:31,380
My late grandma told me to
bite anything but a monk.
270
00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:32,410
Your Grandma
was cool!
271
00:17:32,810 --> 00:17:34,300
That's it!
272
00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:36,650
Huh? Mr. Onsen, are
you still here?
273
00:17:36,820 --> 00:17:40,450
You just said it, didn't you? "Better
to die than bite this."
274
00:17:40,620 --> 00:17:42,680
By "this" you
mean me?
275
00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:45,330
That's what I'm
trying to say.
276
00:17:45,430 --> 00:17:48,330
There are limits beyond which
a man cannot go.
277
00:17:48,430 --> 00:17:51,960
And there are things that it would
be better to die than do, right?
278
00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:55,660
Truly, the pain of cavities is a suffering
which can't be understood by others...
279
00:17:55,770 --> 00:17:59,730
...but if we get rid of the pain
by infecting others...
280
00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:03,500
...the fear and distrust we sow will
become a heartache that will...
281
00:18:03,610 --> 00:18:08,070
...linger until we die, a pain much
worse than the ache of cavities.
282
00:18:08,180 --> 00:18:12,280
Will you be able to live with yourselves,
carrying within you the miserable...
283
00:18:12,390 --> 00:18:17,350
...memory of biting your friends
out of egotistical selfishness?
284
00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:22,960
Mr... Mr. Onsen.
285
00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:25,190
You all understood me!
286
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:31,430
Mr. Onsen, we... we...
287
00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:33,130
All right, all right.
288
00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:38,970
Mr. Onsen!
289
00:18:40,650 --> 00:18:43,140
Now, hand in hand...
290
00:18:50,390 --> 00:18:55,090
Are you guys really
human?!
291
00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:57,160
Do you think such
corny sermons...
292
00:18:57,270 --> 00:18:59,360
...are taken seriously by high school
students these days?!
293
00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:03,230
Now, then. Sorry we kept
you waiting, Mendou.
294
00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:04,930
Are you ready to
meet your fate?
295
00:19:05,470 --> 00:19:07,870
I'm not going easy
on you either!
296
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,410
If you're coming, come
prepared to die!
297
00:19:09,580 --> 00:19:10,480
RIGHT!
298
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,110
Darling!
299
00:19:12,210 --> 00:19:15,580
I had a cavity treatment unit
transmitted. Look!
300
00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:18,710
All right, everyone,
I will treat you.
301
00:19:21,690 --> 00:19:23,350
You did it, Lum!
302
00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:25,290
We have been
waiting, Lum!
303
00:19:25,460 --> 00:19:26,930
A tiger-skinned angel!
304
00:19:30,330 --> 00:19:32,860
Well, who wants to
be fixed first?
305
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:35,470
Uh, I do.
306
00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:37,130
I'm first.
307
00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:38,430
Miss Lum, I'm first.
308
00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:49,410
You go first.
309
00:19:49,580 --> 00:19:53,110
No, as I've bitten two or three people,
and am getting better, you go first.
310
00:19:53,290 --> 00:19:54,220
No, you first.
311
00:19:54,790 --> 00:19:55,690
What's wrong?
312
00:19:55,790 --> 00:19:57,220
If you don't get treatment,
you won't get better.
313
00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:58,620
Me... Megane, you
go ahead.
314
00:19:58,790 --> 00:20:00,260
I know! Get Ataru
to do it!
315
00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:02,090
Yeah, he'll do anything!
Anything!
316
00:20:02,260 --> 00:20:03,360
Now, everyone, don't
all hesitate at once.
317
00:20:03,470 --> 00:20:06,130
I'd prefer continued fighting with Mendou
to getting treated by Lum.
318
00:20:06,300 --> 00:20:08,460
Don't say that!
Ataru, please.
319
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:10,400
No!
320
00:20:13,510 --> 00:20:15,310
Don't push! Don't push!
Don't push, I said!
321
00:20:16,510 --> 00:20:18,210
You cowards.
322
00:20:18,310 --> 00:20:20,840
Lum, please, as I was bitten by seven
or eight people at one time...
323
00:20:20,950 --> 00:20:22,580
...my face is all swollen.
324
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:25,410
And as for you lot! Follow my example
and get yourselves treated.
325
00:20:25,590 --> 00:20:27,450
Take care of yourself.
Hang in there.
326
00:20:34,860 --> 00:20:39,130
This is terrible! We'll have to pull
them all out. Here we go!
327
00:20:47,710 --> 00:20:50,180
No way!
328
00:20:50,610 --> 00:20:52,140
I... I'm not doing it!
329
00:20:52,310 --> 00:20:54,250
We're better off sharing
the pain.
330
00:21:05,830 --> 00:21:08,320
It doesn't hurt. It'll
be over soon.
331
00:21:08,430 --> 00:21:11,660
If you thrash around like this,
you'll break the machine.
332
00:21:22,380 --> 00:21:30,380
Thus, to prevent further damage from
the contagious space cavities...
333
00:21:30,490 --> 00:21:33,050
...I hereby report to you that
Year Two, Class Four...
334
00:21:33,150 --> 00:21:34,640
...has been designated
a contaminated zone...
335
00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:38,890
...and the classroom quarantined,
with all the students inside.
336
00:21:38,990 --> 00:21:42,450
Also, I salute Mr. Onsen,
who sacrificed...
337
00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:46,400
...himself to prevent the destruction
of human relations...
338
00:21:46,500 --> 00:21:51,060
...between students caused by the
intentional infection of cavities.
339
00:21:51,170 --> 00:21:53,800
He is truly a model
teacher.
340
00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:03,780
After I told them
to bite me, too.
341
00:22:03,950 --> 00:22:06,010
And after I said
I'd treat them!
342
00:22:06,250 --> 00:22:08,650
Oh, by the way... Lum,
our expert witness...
343
00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:11,320
...what will become of the
students' cavities?
344
00:22:11,490 --> 00:22:14,190
It is faster to bite a person and
transmit the infection...
345
00:22:14,300 --> 00:22:15,730
...but it will also be
cured if left alone.
346
00:22:15,900 --> 00:22:17,190
How long will it take?
347
00:22:17,370 --> 00:22:18,560
I have no idea.
348
00:22:18,670 --> 00:22:22,800
But if they behave violently, and make
it worse, it might never be cured.
349
00:22:23,100 --> 00:22:24,730
Oh! I see!
350
00:22:26,570 --> 00:22:28,410
My teeth! My teeth!
351
00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:12,640
For the pride of the
Mendou Family!
352
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:34,660
Oh no, it's broken!
Shoo, shoo!
353
00:23:34,780 --> 00:23:38,510
Don't you dare bite me!
Oh, stay away!
354
00:23:38,610 --> 00:23:41,610
Oh! Ouch!
355
00:23:51,460 --> 00:23:55,060
Shutaro's sister Ryoko makes her
appearance, riding an oxcart!
356
00:23:55,170 --> 00:23:57,030
Darling, stunned by
her good looks...
357
00:23:57,130 --> 00:23:59,290
...invades the fortress-like
Mendou estate!
358
00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:02,630
What he finds there is a game
of Romeo and Juliet!
359
00:24:02,740 --> 00:24:04,970
Darling, don't let her fool
around with you!
360
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:08,910
We'll see you next time for
"The Mendou Siblings!"
361
00:24:20,120 --> 00:24:31,260
Dashing through the dreaming
galaxy to our rendezvous.
362
00:24:31,370 --> 00:24:42,580
Chase a shooting star, and keep
running until morning.
363
00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:48,380
Cosmic Cycler, cycling in the starry sky...
Run Run Run Run... Runaway Home!
364
00:24:48,490 --> 00:24:54,520
Cosmic Cycler, wheeling in the starry sky...
Run Run Run Run... Runaway Home!
365
00:24:54,620 --> 00:25:00,320
The two of us faraway, on the
freeway of the night sky.
366
00:25:00,430 --> 00:25:07,600
Promise that tonight, you'll be
mine, My Darling.
367
00:25:10,210 --> 00:25:15,910
Cosmic Cycler, cycling in the starry sky...
Run Run Run Run... Runaway Home!
368
00:25:16,010 --> 00:25:22,040
Cosmic Cycler, wheeling in the starry sky...
Run Run Run Run... Runaway Home!
369
00:25:24,620 --> 00:25:26,780
Cosmic Cycler...
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