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I'm here.
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The city of water and
hot springs, Arcanletia.
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I am wearing armor
called "Farewell to Friends"
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and carrying my sister's
expectations in my heart.
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After arriving here,
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I feel invincible.
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Now, the first page of
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my adventure story has been written.
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(Konosuba: An Explosion on This Wonderful World!)
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(Episode 7: The Troublesome Sect in the City of Water)
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It shouldn't be like this...
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I've been teleported to
this city for a week now.
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-I haven't earned enough for my trip,
-Just sign on this document
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-I haven't earned enough for my trip,
-and you can live a wonderful life.
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-nor have I found food or lodging.
-Just sign it.
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Can't I take on commissions?
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You can't.
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Because the area near
Arcanletia is inhabited by
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very strong monsters.
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I see.
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Of course, there are also goblins
or dog-headed people
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that can be easily defeated,
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but for some reason
they always appear with rookie killers.
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So...
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As a rookie adventurer like me,
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I'm not capable of
taking on missions, right?
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Sorry.
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If it's my explosion magic,
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I have confidence in being able to
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eliminate any strong enemy.
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Besides, it doesn't make sense
not to give me work.
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No.
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I should be able to get a regular job
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that does not require using magic.
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Should be.
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You are fired.
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Please wait a moment, manager.
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There is a reason for this.
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A reason?
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Tell me, then.
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That's because the customers
treated me like a child.
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I asked them to point out
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which part of me looks like a child,
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but they said it was based on height,
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chest size and other factors.
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So you used the piping hot
Kanto-style boiled food
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in your hand to scald the customers?
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It's hot!
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Yes.
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You are fired.
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If this goes on...
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Do you want to praise Lady Aqua together?
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Admire her.
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Serve her.
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I guarantee that your life
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will undergo drastic changes
in all aspects.
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By joining the Axis Order,
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you can become a versatile person
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and even be welcomed by immortal monsters.
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There are all kinds of benefits.
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No.
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Bah.
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Now is not the time to sit here.
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Anyway, I need to make money quickly.
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As long as you join and
believe in the Axis Order,
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good luck will definitely come to you.
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Does that mean I can make friends?
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Yunyun.
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You can find friends, family, or lovers.
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You can choose from
men, women, old and young.
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Do I unknowingly
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still rely on her?
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No way.
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Don't you feel ashamed
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of doing such things
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to vulnerable women?
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This is...
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Why are you suddenly accusing others?
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Give me a break...
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Enough.
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Please help me.
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These people said to me,
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"Come on, do you want to lure us
with your cute appearance?"
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"Walk down the street with
such a charming figure."
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"Even if someone does something
to you, you can't complain."
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They said this to me
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and still wanted to forcibly
take me somewhere else.
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We didn't say that.
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My name is Megumin
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and I am a top-notch wizard
of the Crimson Demon Clan,
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and also someone who
can control explosion magic.
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Since I have come here,
I cannot just sit idly by.
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Hey, are you from Crimson Demon Clan?
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Don't rush to conclusions,
let's talk with us first.
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It's a pity.
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If the target is just ordinary waste,
maybe it could work.
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But that kind of trickery
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won't work in front of my red eyes.
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No, your red eyes are completely blind.
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Hey, how do you plan
to take responsibility?
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That woman is a follower
of the Axis Order.
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She vandalized the portrait of
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Lady Eris in our church.
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She also stole all the bread
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that was meant for the poor.
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Sorry about that.
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After all, I'm not familiar
with this city yet...
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Madam, over there.
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I came to check with some skepticism
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because the speaker
was an Axis Order member.
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Eris Order members have
kidnapped a girl this time.
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Wait.
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I don't know what she told you,
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but we did nothing.
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Are you trying to cover up your own
wrongdoing by accusing others?
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You clearly wanted to do more than
just kidnap that pitiful young girl.
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You even planned to take me away
and do something bad.
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You must be scared.
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But it is okay right now.
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What're you talking about?
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Let's have a talk at the police station.
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Come with me.
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Huh?
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Hurry up and run now!
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Stop there.
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I need to ask you about the details.
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Are you okay? Are you injured?
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It was really a close call.
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You almost encountered danger.
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What're you talking about?
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Why do you speak as if you have saved me?
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Besides, I didn't even need to escape.
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Come on, if you keep staying there,
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you will definitely suffer from
the evil Eris Order's injustice.
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Because you look young and cute.
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Also, if you want to
thank me for saving you,
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just sign this application form
to join the Axis Order.
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I won't join it.
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Why do I have to thank you...
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You seem to be hungry.
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Since that's the case,
why don't you come with me?
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I won't harm you.
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But I do have
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a bad feeling...
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I am the priest of the Axis Order.
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My name is Cecily.
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You don't have to worry about me.
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Just call me Sister Cecily.
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I am Megumin.
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Please call me Megumin.
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Such a unique name.
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It doesn't matter.
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You can just enjoy delicious food
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while chatting with me.
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It's a little girl.
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Our cult finally has a little girl.
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She looks very young.
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Very young.
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If you keep calling me "little girl",
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I will have a conflict with you.
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She really looks very young.
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Miss Megumin,
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our cult's followers are prohibited
from approaching children,
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so please understand their feelings.
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What have you guys done?
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Here, please enjoy.
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You wouldn't say,
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"Once I eat this, I'll become
an Axis cultist", would you?
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Ugh!
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How could we say such stingy things?
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Right?
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Yes... Yes, I swear to Lady Aqua.
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Geez.
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What a lovely guest.
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He's the archpriest, Lord Zesta.
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I heard that you can't find a job.
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And there's nowhere to go.
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If you don't mind, before you find a job,
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I can lend you one of
the rooms in this church.
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Thank you.
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Although it may seem a bit shameless,
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I am really troubled.
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As a way of repaying you, I am willing
to do anything within my ability.
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Please feel free to ask.
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Are you saying, "anything"?
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"Anything" is just a wording...
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Then...
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Please call me brother.
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No, please call me father.
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No...I should ask her to give me her bra.
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Or maybe I should just
let her sit on me like a chair.
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What should I do? I'm so hesitant.
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Great goddess Lady Aqua,
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please guide me, I am lost.
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Sorry, who is this pervert?
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He is the leader in charge of the cult
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and scheduled to become
the next high priest, Lord Zesta.
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Is this cult okay?
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Don't judge him by his appearance.
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He will also work hard
when it's time to be serious.
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I think there should be no problem.
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You speak as if it has
nothing to do with you.
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Lord Zesta.
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I'm sorry to interrupt you
while you're enjoying yourself.
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This is today's report on
the conversion rate of believers.
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The results are not very good.
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Yes.
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Because there are evil Eris
followers sabotaging us,
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should we change our approach
to inviting people?
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For example?
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Pretend to be a member of
Eris's church and invite others.
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When it comes to the stage of signing,
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replace it with Axis's
application form for admission.
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And let them write their names.
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It's not possible. They are very likely
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to be discovered and escape at this stage.
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Are you looking for
an efficient way to invite people?
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Why not consider borrowing the wisdom of
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the highly intelligent Crimson Demon Clan?
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Listen.
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First of all, I will intentionally
spill the apples from this bag.
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My apples...
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I would scream my head off like this.
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And someone kind would
come and pick up my apple for me.
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At this moment, I said
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"Thank you so much" and
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"You really helped me a lot."
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After I finished speaking,
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you pretended to appear in front of us
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as if you had just passed by.
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Then I will say,
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"Mr. Zesta,
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this person
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just helped me."
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Then you say,
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"Please let me repay you,"
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and invite the other person
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to a nearby coffee shop.
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After that, you threaten them...
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I mean, in the name of evangelism,
you try to invite them.
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That's...
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That's amazing!
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What an excellent suggestion.
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No wonder you are the
intelligent Crimson Demon Clan.
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I feel like the success rate is
higher than any previous plan.
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Let's hurry up and put it into action.
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Okay.
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Just then, a kind-looking person arrived.
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Wait.
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My apples...
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Thank you so much.
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You really helped me a lot.
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Please let me repay you.
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No...there's no need.
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Forget it. It's always
like this at the beginning.
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I've already figured out the trick.
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I'll definitely succeed next time.
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You can go back now.
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Don't be angry. Everyone fails sometimes.
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You're acting like
it's none of your business.
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We'll make a change to the script.
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It will now be Mr. Zesta chasing after me
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and calling for someone else
to come save me.
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Okay.
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So, choose the one
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who looks very righteous
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and strong.
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Help! Can anyone save me?
269
00:13:07,792 --> 00:13:10,042
This man is trying to force me...
270
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,417
Where is the man you're talking about?
271
00:13:14,542 --> 00:13:15,375
Huh?
272
00:13:16,708 --> 00:13:18,417
Hey, what are you doing?
273
00:13:18,542 --> 00:13:20,542
I have already caught his attention.
274
00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:22,125
Come chase after me quickly,
275
00:13:22,250 --> 00:13:23,125
otherwise,
276
00:13:23,250 --> 00:13:25,583
I'll just look like making
a mountain out of a molehill.
277
00:13:26,042 --> 00:13:28,708
Little girl, what's going on?
278
00:13:29,625 --> 00:13:30,875
Well...
279
00:13:31,583 --> 00:13:33,000
Actually, I am a police officer.
280
00:13:33,125 --> 00:13:34,917
Although I'm off today.
281
00:13:35,375 --> 00:13:38,000
Th-There is a reason for this.
282
00:13:38,125 --> 00:13:40,625
What is your purpose for
causing such a disturbance?
283
00:13:40,750 --> 00:13:43,000
Can you explain it to me?
284
00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:47,417
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That fellow...
285
00:13:48,250 --> 00:13:50,333
I want to go back now.
286
00:13:50,458 --> 00:13:52,125
Don't say that.
287
00:13:52,250 --> 00:13:54,083
I'm sorry for leaving you alone
and running away.
288
00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:56,958
After all, that person seemed too strong.
289
00:13:58,500 --> 00:13:59,625
But you shouldn't do that to me.
290
00:13:59,750 --> 00:14:00,417
Because of you,
291
00:14:00,542 --> 00:14:03,958
I was severely scolded
by a police officer.
292
00:14:04,083 --> 00:14:06,458
Sorry, I sincerely apologize to you.
293
00:14:08,042 --> 00:14:09,958
Do you really feel remorseful?
294
00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:12,125
Alright, cheer up.
295
00:14:13,542 --> 00:14:15,750
I can't believe there's
a yakitori restaurant in that area.
296
00:14:15,875 --> 00:14:18,625
Do you think you can
win me over with food?
297
00:14:22,750 --> 00:14:24,208
So yummy.
298
00:14:24,333 --> 00:14:26,958
Speaking of which,
why are you traveling alone
299
00:14:27,083 --> 00:14:28,375
at such a young age?
300
00:14:28,875 --> 00:14:31,667
Actually, I'm looking for someone.
301
00:14:31,792 --> 00:14:32,833
But
302
00:14:32,958 --> 00:14:35,625
the only clue I have is that
she's capable of using explosion magic
303
00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:38,792
and she's a busty beauty.
304
00:14:38,917 --> 00:14:40,917
I seem to have heard of this person.
305
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,958
Please tell me more.
306
00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:45,792
I remember there was
307
00:14:45,917 --> 00:14:46,958
a famous female wizard with
308
00:14:47,083 --> 00:14:49,167
a great figure who could use
explosion magic in Axel Town.
309
00:14:49,292 --> 00:14:52,667
She seemed to be running
a magic prop store or something.
310
00:14:54,042 --> 00:14:56,917
I have a strong impression
of the keyword "busty beauty",
311
00:14:57,042 --> 00:14:58,875
so I remember it very clearly.
312
00:14:59,958 --> 00:15:01,083
Not only did you treat me to food,
313
00:15:01,208 --> 00:15:03,458
but also gave me valuable information.
314
00:15:03,583 --> 00:15:06,792
In return, I'll help you
invite some people.
315
00:15:08,125 --> 00:15:10,250
Are you willing to help, Miss Megumin?
316
00:15:11,417 --> 00:15:12,250
Over there!
317
00:15:12,375 --> 00:15:13,750
Take them!
318
00:15:14,125 --> 00:15:15,000
Mr. Zesta,
319
00:15:15,125 --> 00:15:17,625
why did you take the toilet paper?
320
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:20,125
I replaced the toilet paper
with an application form.
321
00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:22,167
Without toilet paper,
people will feel hopeless.
322
00:15:22,292 --> 00:15:25,042
Unconsciously, they will become
more reliant on Lady Aqua.
323
00:15:25,167 --> 00:15:26,292
Have you ever thought that
they might end up using the forms
324
00:15:26,417 --> 00:15:29,458
as toilet paper due to their troubles?
325
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:35,917
That's enough. Let's go back.
326
00:15:36,958 --> 00:15:38,125
I don't really mind,
327
00:15:38,250 --> 00:15:39,375
but...
328
00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:41,375
Are you okay?
329
00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:42,458
Huh?
330
00:15:42,583 --> 00:15:45,708
Because you made a bold promise
before coming out.
331
00:15:46,958 --> 00:15:50,292
Why not consider borrowing the wisdom of
332
00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:51,750
the highly intelligent Crimson Demon Clan?
333
00:15:53,083 --> 00:15:56,333
You can't go back empty-handed.
334
00:15:57,083 --> 00:15:59,917
I got it. Let me do it again.
335
00:16:01,167 --> 00:16:03,708
However, I'll do it alone this time.
336
00:16:03,833 --> 00:16:05,917
Can you please piss off?
337
00:16:06,042 --> 00:16:07,792
I see...
338
00:16:07,917 --> 00:16:10,583
I will choose the easy touch, then.
339
00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:12,542
You admitted that they are easy touches.
340
00:16:13,042 --> 00:16:14,417
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Oh my.
341
00:16:18,083 --> 00:16:19,625
Look, Miss Megumin,
342
00:16:19,750 --> 00:16:21,833
a seemingly kind girl has arrived.
343
00:16:22,667 --> 00:16:23,792
Geez.
344
00:16:27,875 --> 00:16:30,417
I unexpectedly fell in a place
where there was nothing,
345
00:16:31,792 --> 00:16:33,958
and my knee got scraped.
346
00:16:34,083 --> 00:16:35,708
It hurts so much that I can't move.
347
00:16:35,833 --> 00:16:37,125
If this continues,
bacteria will enter the wound...
348
00:16:37,250 --> 00:16:38,625
What are you doing?
349
00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:41,417
Tell me, Megumin.
350
00:16:42,583 --> 00:16:44,167
What are you doing?
351
00:16:57,125 --> 00:16:59,458
What are you doing
352
00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:01,708
in a place like this?
353
00:17:02,250 --> 00:17:05,083
Please stop it. Don't roll me.
354
00:17:05,875 --> 00:17:08,792
-Yunyun...
-Megumin...
355
00:17:08,917 --> 00:17:10,792
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356
00:17:12,083 --> 00:17:12,750
Hey.
357
00:17:12,875 --> 00:17:15,875
What are your plans next
after you suddenly fell down
358
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,458
and asked for help from a passerby?
359
00:17:18,583 --> 00:17:21,125
I am the one who should
ask you, "Why are you here?"
360
00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:23,500
I-It's because...
361
00:17:23,833 --> 00:17:26,250
Why do you bring Chomusuke along?
362
00:17:27,042 --> 00:17:30,250
Because it felt very lonely,
363
00:17:30,375 --> 00:17:32,417
and became very listless.
364
00:17:36,417 --> 00:17:38,167
Look, after seeing you,
365
00:17:38,292 --> 00:17:39,917
it becomes so lively.
366
00:17:44,250 --> 00:17:46,167
May I ask who you are and
367
00:17:46,292 --> 00:17:48,625
what your relationship
with Miss Megumin is?
368
00:17:48,750 --> 00:17:52,917
I-I am Megumin's rival.
369
00:17:53,250 --> 00:17:56,500
Actually, I have been
very concerned since just now.
370
00:17:56,625 --> 00:17:59,708
May I ask what is
your relationship with Megumin
371
00:18:00,167 --> 00:18:02,750
Me and Megumin?
372
00:18:02,875 --> 00:18:04,667
He is Mr. Zesta from Axis Order.
373
00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:06,292
Axis Order?
374
00:18:06,417 --> 00:18:11,375
Miss Megumin is helping
me invite followers.
375
00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:14,708
So you were inviting people just now?
376
00:18:20,583 --> 00:18:22,000
Megumin.
377
00:18:22,125 --> 00:18:23,625
I think it's not a good idea for you
to stay in this city
378
00:18:23,750 --> 00:18:26,958
and get involved with the Axis Order.
379
00:18:27,083 --> 00:18:29,958
I am well aware of this matter too.
380
00:18:30,333 --> 00:18:31,458
Since that's the case...
381
00:18:32,083 --> 00:18:35,125
Miss Yunyun, please consider
this place your own home.
382
00:18:35,250 --> 00:18:37,708
Y-Yes.
383
00:18:44,250 --> 00:18:48,750
What play are we acting out again?
384
00:18:49,958 --> 00:18:52,417
Leader of the Axis Order,
385
00:18:52,542 --> 00:18:55,917
Mr. Zesta, we are here to
arrest you on orders.
386
00:18:57,708 --> 00:18:59,250
What are you doing?
387
00:18:59,375 --> 00:19:01,750
You suddenly arrest someone
without even stating the charges.
388
00:19:01,875 --> 00:19:03,875
Isn't that too authoritarian?
389
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,500
Megumin...
390
00:19:05,625 --> 00:19:07,958
Moreover, what crime did he commit?
391
00:19:08,833 --> 00:19:11,583
Lord Zesta, what trouble
have you caused this time?
392
00:19:11,708 --> 00:19:13,625
Haven't I always told you
to stop indulging in
393
00:19:13,750 --> 00:19:15,625
those new and unconventional
ways of entertainment?
394
00:19:15,750 --> 00:19:17,917
Do you keep sexually harassing
395
00:19:18,042 --> 00:19:19,333
the beautiful priestess of the Eris Order?
396
00:19:19,458 --> 00:19:20,250
Or
397
00:19:20,375 --> 00:19:21,917
"it's not strange for women
398
00:19:22,042 --> 00:19:23,625
to buy men's underwear."
399
00:19:23,750 --> 00:19:26,292
"Why do people have to point fingers
400
00:19:26,417 --> 00:19:28,500
when men buy women's underwear?"
401
00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:30,667
Did you make such kind of speech
on the street again?
402
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:34,708
Take him away.
403
00:19:34,833 --> 00:19:36,292
Thanks for your cooperation.
404
00:19:36,417 --> 00:19:38,417
Miss Megumin, you traitor.
405
00:19:38,542 --> 00:19:40,792
Don't speak ill of others like that.
406
00:19:41,583 --> 00:19:45,250
We suspect you of committing
the crime of colluding with the enemy.
407
00:19:46,208 --> 00:19:47,750
Let them take a look at this.
408
00:19:49,542 --> 00:19:53,292
Arcanletia town is about to face a crisis.
409
00:19:53,417 --> 00:19:55,500
When you see abnormalities
in the hot springs,
410
00:19:55,625 --> 00:19:58,042
please pay attention to
the manager of the hot springs.
411
00:19:58,167 --> 00:20:00,875
That person is one of the
Devil King's subordinates.
412
00:20:01,458 --> 00:20:04,792
This is the information that
the Crimson Demon Village just sent.
413
00:20:04,917 --> 00:20:06,500
You should also be familiar with her,
414
00:20:06,625 --> 00:20:09,292
the well-known fortune teller
of the Crimson Demon Clan.
415
00:20:12,083 --> 00:20:13,500
Could it be...
416
00:20:13,625 --> 00:20:14,458
Recently,
417
00:20:14,583 --> 00:20:16,708
we have been receiving complaints from
hotels in town for the past few days,
418
00:20:16,833 --> 00:20:18,458
saying there are problems with
the quality of the hot spring water,
419
00:20:18,583 --> 00:20:20,417
just like the fortune teller predicted.
420
00:20:20,542 --> 00:20:23,125
The hot springs have
indeed shown abnormalities,
421
00:20:23,250 --> 00:20:26,792
and it is Axis Order that is responsible
for managing the water quality.
422
00:20:26,917 --> 00:20:29,458
This means that you are involved
with the Devil King...
423
00:20:30,292 --> 00:20:32,000
What nonsense are
you talking about, you brat?
424
00:20:32,125 --> 00:20:32,750
The doctrine of our cult
425
00:20:32,875 --> 00:20:36,250
is to kill demons and
punish the Devil King.
426
00:20:36,375 --> 00:20:37,625
We could never do such a thing.
427
00:20:37,750 --> 00:20:38,625
Stop it,
428
00:20:38,750 --> 00:20:41,208
or I'll charge you with indecency
and obstructing official duties.
429
00:20:42,250 --> 00:20:45,042
I want to use a kiss to shut up
your mouth that speaks nonsense.
430
00:20:46,042 --> 00:20:47,375
Enough! Take him away quickly!
431
00:20:47,792 --> 00:20:49,292
This is a conspiracy by
the followers of Eris.
432
00:20:49,417 --> 00:20:50,458
Don't be fooled by them.
433
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,333
They are afraid of my leadership charm
434
00:20:52,458 --> 00:20:54,667
and deliberately use a foolish girl
435
00:20:54,792 --> 00:20:57,083
to frame me.
436
00:20:58,583 --> 00:20:59,750
How did this happen?
437
00:20:59,875 --> 00:21:01,458
If Lord Zesta is no longer with us,
438
00:21:01,583 --> 00:21:04,333
what should we do about the cult?
439
00:21:04,458 --> 00:21:06,250
What would be the harm if he is absent?
440
00:21:10,208 --> 00:21:12,292
It doesn't seem to have any harm.
441
00:21:12,417 --> 00:21:14,333
Sorry for scaring you all.
442
00:21:14,458 --> 00:21:15,542
But coming back to the point,
443
00:21:15,667 --> 00:21:18,708
why did such suspicion suddenly arise?
444
00:21:20,167 --> 00:21:20,875
Yunyun.
445
00:21:22,583 --> 00:21:25,542
What are you afraid of since just now?
446
00:21:26,083 --> 00:21:27,958
To be honest...
447
00:21:28,083 --> 00:21:29,708
when I was about to leave
the Crimson Demon Village,
448
00:21:29,833 --> 00:21:32,542
Miss Soketto asked me to do something.
449
00:21:32,667 --> 00:21:35,500
She saw that this city
would face a crisis in the future
450
00:21:35,625 --> 00:21:37,208
and asked me to deliver
a letter with a prophecy written on it
451
00:21:37,333 --> 00:21:40,375
when passing through Arcanletia.
452
00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:43,417
That's what she said, so I...
453
00:21:45,417 --> 00:21:49,750
In other words, is the letter
you brought the cause?
454
00:23:25,750 --> 00:23:27,375
PREVIEW OF NEXT EPISODE
Megumin, it's bad!
455
00:23:27,500 --> 00:23:30,083
(Episode 8: The Fanatical Believers of the City of Water)
I've started to think about returning to the Crimson Demon Village.
456
00:23:30,208 --> 00:23:32,833
(Episode 8: The Fanatical Believers of the City of Water)
The Axis Cult is definitely not a good thing.
457
00:23:32,958 --> 00:23:33,750
What's going on?
458
00:23:33,875 --> 00:23:36,542
She actually chased Chomusuke here again.
459
00:23:36,667 --> 00:23:38,625
Next episode, we'll also
bring your family meeting...
460
00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:39,958
An explosion!
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