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URUSEI YATSURA
(Those Obnoxious Aliens)
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Don't get so
fidgety!
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You're always looking
all overthe place!
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Stop looking away
from me!
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More than anyone
else, I...
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...love you, love you,
love you the best!
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...love you, love
you, love you!
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...love you, love
you, love you!
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...love you, love
you, love you!
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On nights when the stars
are twinkling...
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...I dream all
about you.
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I love you, but you act
like you don't know.
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I bet you're crazy for someone
else by now!
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Ah! Men all have
so many loves.
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Ah! You're spreading
them all over...
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...and making
me worry!
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Don't get so
fidgety!
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You're always looking
all overthe place!
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Stop looking away
from me!
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More than anyone
else, I...
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...love you the best!
Love you the best!
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What a Dracula
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Master, Master!
Hey, Master!
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Master, what are you being
so sulky about?
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What do you mean, "what?" Who
dumped garlic in my coffin?
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I'm sorry. But that was only because
you just wouldn't get up.
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I'll admit to being a bad riser,
but garlic, of all things?
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Next time I'll
use a cross!
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You really are an irritating
guy, you know that?
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I found a cute
girl for you!
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"Koomori:" Japanese for "bat,"
also the bat's name.
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Koomori, lead
me to her.
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Damn, he's creepy...
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Now to suck
some blood!
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Couldn't you say something
with a little more style?!
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I guess he really IS Dracula,
if he survived that!
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I'm done!
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Boy, I'm stuffed.
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All that garlic in your potstickers sure
makes them delicious, Mom.
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I'll put the leftovers in tomorrow's
lunch... Huh?
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Lum, what's wrong?
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Something smells
funny.
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A funny smell?
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Uh-huh.
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It's only the delicious scent
of potstickers. Look.
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Man, it stinks!
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W... What's wrong,
Lum? Hmmm?
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Ataru, what bad
manners!
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Huh?
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M... Maybe... this means... Lum and
Jariten are susceptible to garlic...
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Not yet? Have we not yet reached
the cute girl's house?
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Really... you can't even
fly decently...
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...and yet you jump from the
top of a smokestack...
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Maybe we should call
it a day, Master!
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Oh, it's nothing.
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I... Is this the house where
the cute girl lives?
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Yes, Master.
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The live blood of a beauty is
calling. Let's go, Koomori!
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Master, instead of putting on airs,
wouldn't it be faster to walk?
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Shut up! I'm Count
Dracula!
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The outside air
is so good!
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Earthlings eat the strangest
things. I can't stand it.
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It did stink,
didn't it!
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How cute!
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Well, Master, isn't
she your type?
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The Lolita blood in me is starting
to stir, after too long a time...
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Lum!
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What is it, Darling?
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Wait. That's the face of someone ready
to do something that'll irritate Lum.
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That's not true...
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I... If you come
any closer...
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What are you so
afraid of, huh?
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Is it an earthquake?!
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Excuse me, but what are you doing,
writhing in someone's yard?
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We'll call the police!
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Master, are you OK?
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It stinks! Ga... Ga... Garlic!
It's a garlic family!
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Oh, how frightening...
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I found your
weakness!
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What's there to be so happy
about? How stupid...
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Yeah, we won't eat anything
as stinky as garlic.
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You really are just
like Dracula.
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Why?
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You hate garlic,
have fangs...
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...you suck the blood of a
beautiful young man...
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Who's a beautiful
young man?
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I won't give up now...
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The Lolita blood
is clamoring...
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While I'm at it, I'll try
this out, too...
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There, be afraid,
be very afraid!
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Why should I be afraid of
something like this?
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It's just a couple of pencils.
How stupid...
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W... What was that?
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Boy, was I surprised.
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Master, shouldn't you call it a day?
You're only disgracing yourself!
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No. No way. I won't give up
until I suck that girl's blood.
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Ah, isn't there a way to
lure out only that girl?
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Well, for a date, one usually
uses a love letter...
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What? A love letter?
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Uh, M... Master, that's an example,
that's just an example...
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That's good. A love letter.
I'm good at that!
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Let's see..." How are you? I am fine.
I fell in love with you at first sight...
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"...I'd like to bite the nape
of your white neck."
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Master, you should use
some Kanji as well.
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I... I know! But you can't write
the word "date" in Kanji!
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"Let's go on a date. I'm burning...
From Count Dracula... period."
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There! Done!
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Let me see. I'll edit it.
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How annoying you are. Love letters
are not to be shown to others.
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I'm telling you, I'm only thinking
of you, Master.
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You're not very
eloquent...
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...so I've at least got to correct
your handwriting...
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What a rude fellow!
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Never mind, just
deliver it.
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Don't blame me if you
embarrass yourself.
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I swear... Excuse me...
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Oh! A bat!
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What's this?
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Oh, Darling, don't talk
so close to me!
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Huh? It seems to
be a love letter.
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What?! Let me see.
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Oh, no! I told you, stay
away from me!
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Damn. Big deal...
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I wonder who
it's from?
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What's this?
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What horrible
handwriting!
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Wow! That's awful! Can't find a
trace of intelligence in there.
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Actually, Dracula is improperly or arbitrarily
substituting Kanji characters.
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Wow! He can't
spell at all!
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Actually, Dracula is improperly or arbitrarily
substituting Kanji characters.
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Actually, Dracula is improperly or arbitrarily
substituting Kanji characters.
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Isn't this stain
drool?
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This is more like art than writing.
It's impossible to make out.
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Umm... Excuse me.
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Wow! The
bat talked!
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As the person who wrote
this is on the roof...
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...please ask him directly about
the contents. Thank you!
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What do you want?
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Welcome. Please, come
and have a seat.
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Ah, it's the pervert who was looking
into the room earlier.
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Pervert? How
dare you!
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My name is Count
Dracula!
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Liar!
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Ah! I'm falling, I'm falling!
Watch out! Watch out!
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Y... You denied me with a
single word, did you?
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Master, Master, say
something back!
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The proof that I am
Dracula is...
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...I'm susceptible to garlic... to
the sun... and to crosses!
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What do you think you're doing,
listing all your weaknesses?!
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Shut up! And, the ultimate proof! Now
I'm going to suck your blood!
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What are you doing
to Lum?
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Ten!
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How rude of you to just
get in my way like that!
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Ouch! Why you!
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A... Are you all
right, Master?
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We're going home, Koomori.
Tonight is awfully bad.
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Sorry to have bothered
you. Master!
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That old guy's got some nerve,
after calling us out here.
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He bit my butt!
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What the?
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He disappeared...
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No way... then was he really a?
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Hmm, I wonder where
around here...
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My pace really isn't good
during the day.
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I'm tired...
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Honestly, the Master sure
has some nerve...
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...to make me work in the daytime
as well as at night...
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"Osembei:" rice crackers.
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Darling, do you want some osembei?
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Sure.
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OK, ahhh...
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Ahhhh...
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Hey, you're...
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Huh? W... What luck... I was
searching all over for you.
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Oh, sorry about the
night before last.
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I'm here today on an errand
for the Count.
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Miss, the Master would really like
to go on a date with you...
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...and suck your
fresh blood.
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No way.
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You refused me without
any hesitation.
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I refuse.
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I'll be in trouble. What
will become of me?
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That's not my
concern.
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Say, if you know any cute girls,
would you introduce us?
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At this rate, I'll be punished
by the Master.
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Will he hit you?
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He makes sarcastic
remarks.
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Oh, that's nothing.
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The hell it isn't! His vocabulary
is very limited...
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...and he keeps repeating the
same sarcasm over and over.
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It's like being slowly tortured
and I'd just as soon be hit.
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Oh, is that so.
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Oh, please, I
beg of you.
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If you introduce me to someone,
I'll reward you with anything.
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Oh... OK, then, if you introduce me to
a cute girl, I'll introduce you to one.
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Now wait a minute. If I had
one to introduce to you...
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...you wouldn't be
in trouble, right?
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Wait... I have
an idea...
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What?
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Now, which girl shall
we start with?
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You have that many?
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This memo book is filled
with data on girls.
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Wow!
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I'm pretty well-known
as a playboy.
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You're the only one
who thinks that.
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Lum, don't be
jealous.
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Humph. Who would?
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Hey.
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Oh, who are you?
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Hey, I'm Ataru. We met last year on
the beach. Don't you remember?
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No, I don't.
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Come on...
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Miss, do you like middle-
aged men?
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Oh, the bat talked!
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Don't be concerned about minor things.
Do you like middle-aged men?
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Hmm... it depends
on the type...
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This type.
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Wow! My type!
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What?!
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Th... This...
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...doesn't look like him at all.
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Hey, hey, you're making trouble!
Don't bother me!
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He really looks like this.
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Wow, exactly.
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You can't lie about
these things.
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By the way, are you really going
to introduce me to a girl?
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Huh?
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You really are going to introduce
me to a cute girl, right? Right?
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I'm a guy too.
I don't lie.
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You just did. I'm getting
suspicious.
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Show her to me.
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What?
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Let me see this girl.
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Until I can confirm it with my own eyes,
I refuse to cooperate any further.
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C... Come on, d... don't
say that!
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She's waiting in this
kind of place?
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Uh, well, yes...
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Please wait. I'll bring
her here right away.
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I've got no choice...
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Gross! Why do I have to do
this kind of thing? Damn!
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Uh, thank you
for waiting.
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Are... Are you?
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Yes. I came at the invitation
of Mr. Koomori.
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Are you really a girl?
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I... I'm a girl.
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Then why'd you come out
of the men's room?
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Huh? Y... You saw that? W... Well,
I was in a hurry.
248
00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:10,390
Give it up! Can't you see there's
no part of her that looks male?
249
00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:13,900
That's true.
250
00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:22,740
Date with a middle-aged
man? No way!
251
00:16:22,850 --> 00:16:24,940
Not this type of guy.
252
00:16:25,110 --> 00:16:26,940
Wouldn't you at least
donate blood?
253
00:16:28,780 --> 00:16:29,550
I refuse!
254
00:16:29,550 --> 00:16:30,580
Then some blood...
255
00:16:31,090 --> 00:16:31,720
No!
256
00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:32,780
Blood!
257
00:16:34,190 --> 00:16:36,850
Ah, no luck.
258
00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:41,220
I'm troubled. To think of
being subjected again...
259
00:16:41,330 --> 00:16:43,800
...to Master's low level of
sarcasm is unbearable...
260
00:16:47,070 --> 00:16:50,400
I mean... Mr. Koomori
was saying so.
261
00:16:50,570 --> 00:16:52,770
I've reached the bottom
of my book of girls.
262
00:16:52,940 --> 00:16:55,140
I see. Well, then,
so long.
263
00:16:55,310 --> 00:16:56,040
Hold it!
264
00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:56,570
What?
265
00:16:56,750 --> 00:17:00,200
What about the trouble I've
gone to so far? Date me.
266
00:17:00,380 --> 00:17:04,750
No. Unless I get the blood of
a cute girl, I can't date you.
267
00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:08,290
Hmm... A
cute girl.
268
00:17:08,460 --> 00:17:10,430
Lum!
269
00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:13,750
Oh, Darling's with you!
270
00:17:13,930 --> 00:17:15,830
Ran!
271
00:17:18,100 --> 00:17:19,830
What are you doing
in a place like this?
272
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,270
My, is that any
way to talk?
273
00:17:22,370 --> 00:17:25,140
It sounds like I'm
not wanted here.
274
00:17:25,310 --> 00:17:28,300
Hey, hey, hey, introduce me to
this girl. Come on, hurry!
275
00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:29,910
Not this girl.
276
00:17:30,510 --> 00:17:31,480
What?
277
00:17:31,650 --> 00:17:34,950
Say, would you like to date
a middle-aged man?
278
00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:37,920
Wow, an older man.
What shall I do?
279
00:17:38,490 --> 00:17:40,050
Don't do it. It won't
turn out well.
280
00:17:40,220 --> 00:17:42,280
I certainly couldn't
recommend it.
281
00:17:42,460 --> 00:17:45,260
There you go, saying things
like that again!
282
00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:46,960
OK.
283
00:17:47,060 --> 00:17:47,930
Huh? Really?
284
00:17:48,700 --> 00:17:51,930
If Darling comes
along, it's OK.
285
00:17:52,170 --> 00:17:53,500
N... No way!
286
00:17:53,670 --> 00:17:54,970
I'll go.
287
00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:56,330
Oh, Darling!
288
00:17:56,510 --> 00:18:00,440
It's OK. To put it another way, I'm
the chaperon. Right, Ran?
289
00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:01,970
Yeah.
290
00:18:04,210 --> 00:18:10,170
Oh... At this point, he won't listen
no matter what I say. OK, then...
291
00:18:18,290 --> 00:18:21,960
Hmm... What an elaborately-
designed gate.
292
00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:28,500
Does that old man live
in a doghouse?
293
00:18:28,670 --> 00:18:32,230
No, that's the entrance
to Master's mansion.
294
00:18:32,410 --> 00:18:33,000
Huh?
295
00:18:33,980 --> 00:18:35,810
Or so I heard from
Mr. Koomori...
296
00:18:35,980 --> 00:18:37,640
It's kind of
creepy.
297
00:18:37,810 --> 00:18:40,480
Hey, don't stick
so close!
298
00:18:40,650 --> 00:18:43,380
Lum, why are
you here?
299
00:18:43,550 --> 00:18:45,320
I'm worried
about you.
300
00:18:45,490 --> 00:18:47,980
But that strange old
man is inside.
301
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:49,350
Yeah...
302
00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:52,490
That guy really seemed
interested in you...
303
00:18:52,890 --> 00:18:55,520
That's because Master
is morbidly persistent.
304
00:18:55,700 --> 00:18:56,460
What?
305
00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:00,460
So Mr. Koomori said.
306
00:19:03,740 --> 00:19:05,040
Come in, please.
307
00:19:05,140 --> 00:19:09,080
Please watch your step. It
gets steeper and steeper.
308
00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:10,610
So Mr. Koomori said?
309
00:19:10,780 --> 00:19:11,410
Right!
310
00:19:11,410 --> 00:19:12,780
Darling, I'm afraid.
311
00:19:12,950 --> 00:19:15,540
OK, hold on tight.
312
00:19:25,890 --> 00:19:29,730
Darling, I'm really scared.
Please stay near me.
313
00:19:29,730 --> 00:19:31,770
OK, there, there...
314
00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:31,900
OK, there, there...
315
00:19:31,900 --> 00:19:33,460
Ummm...
316
00:19:33,970 --> 00:19:37,460
Well, I'll be going... the
rest is up to you...
317
00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:38,800
Hey, wait one moment.
318
00:19:38,910 --> 00:19:41,670
You aren't planning to back
out of your date with me?
319
00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:43,280
Uh, no, I mean...
320
00:19:43,380 --> 00:19:46,940
No, Darling, don't leave
me here alone.
321
00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:51,920
Don't worry. I'll be right back, as soon
as I finish dating this person. Bye!
322
00:19:52,090 --> 00:19:53,950
Oh! Darling!
323
00:19:57,360 --> 00:19:59,420
Just the two
of us.
324
00:19:59,530 --> 00:20:02,400
Hmm? What's
wrong?
325
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:07,900
Uh... well, you see, this is
my first date with a man.
326
00:20:08,070 --> 00:20:09,230
What?!
327
00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:12,400
Well, it can't be helped.
It was a promise.
328
00:20:12,570 --> 00:20:13,840
Shall we go somewhere?
329
00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:17,170
Since we're in this mansion, let's
just get it over with here.
330
00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:19,370
"Get it over with here?"
331
00:20:19,550 --> 00:20:20,410
Yes.
332
00:20:20,580 --> 00:20:23,920
How understanding
you are! My babe!
333
00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:30,190
Wait! Lt'll be over soon.
334
00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:43,100
How dare you lock me up in here.
I can't suck up Darling's youth.
335
00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:55,940
Welcome to my
mansion, Miss.
336
00:20:56,120 --> 00:21:00,180
Hello. Thanks for
inviting me in.
337
00:21:04,660 --> 00:21:06,960
Y... You don't seem
to know who I am.
338
00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:10,530
Mister, who are you?
339
00:21:10,700 --> 00:21:15,330
Glad you asked.
My name is...
340
00:21:17,970 --> 00:21:19,500
...Count Dracula!
341
00:21:21,510 --> 00:21:24,070
Here I come!
342
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:39,990
I sucked in spite of myself. But how
awful... he's got no youth at all.
343
00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:44,990
H... How rude! Who are you, who dares
to suck the life of Count Dracula?
344
00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:47,960
Excuse me for living!
I'm an alien!
345
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:52,230
Oh, no, please don't shout
so. I'm really quite timid.
346
00:21:52,410 --> 00:21:55,340
How can you say
that now?!
347
00:21:55,510 --> 00:21:59,540
Well, no... I just wanted
a little blood.
348
00:21:59,710 --> 00:22:02,270
Well, then, you should've said
so from the beginning.
349
00:22:02,450 --> 00:22:05,510
Huh? You'll let
me suck?
350
00:22:05,690 --> 00:22:09,320
Oh, I'll take you to a place where
there's lots of blood.
351
00:22:09,490 --> 00:22:10,980
Huh? Really?!
352
00:22:11,230 --> 00:22:11,660
Hey! Wait, Miss! Hey!
353
00:22:11,660 --> 00:22:15,390
Hey! Wait, Miss! Hey!
Stop, stop, stop!
354
00:22:21,100 --> 00:22:22,470
Oh, how gross!
355
00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:25,160
Oh! Liar!
356
00:22:25,340 --> 00:22:27,140
Master!
357
00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:37,180
Hey! What's so funny?!
Don't laugh!
358
00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:45,820
There. They'll give
you some blood.
359
00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:51,730
How convenient the world's become.
Thank you for showing me.
360
00:22:54,470 --> 00:22:57,170
Why should I have
had to guide him?
361
00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:01,800
Next, please.
362
00:23:01,980 --> 00:23:02,600
Here!
363
00:23:02,780 --> 00:23:03,740
Blood type?
364
00:23:03,910 --> 00:23:07,870
If possible, type AB, please.
It warms me up.
365
00:23:10,550 --> 00:23:13,150
No kidding around! What's
your blood type?
366
00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:14,790
Huh? ...type D.
367
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:18,150
Uh, take this into
the mobile unit.
368
00:23:19,530 --> 00:23:23,460
OK, OK. Come over here.
We'll take about 200 cc.
369
00:23:23,630 --> 00:23:24,620
Take? What?
370
00:23:24,730 --> 00:23:27,430
Wa... Wa... Wait, wait a moment.
Let's think this over!
371
00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:30,440
Hurry up! You're holding
up the line!
372
00:23:30,610 --> 00:23:32,970
W... What are you
doing? Stop it!
373
00:23:33,070 --> 00:23:36,670
No! Let go! What are you
doing? Let go! Stop it!
374
00:23:36,780 --> 00:23:38,370
How can you take blood
from a vampire?!
375
00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:42,880
Are you human?!
Help me, God!
376
00:23:51,660 --> 00:23:55,260
To cure Darling's flirting habit, I'm
time-traveling back ten years.
377
00:23:55,370 --> 00:23:57,060
I'll find the elementary-
school Darling...
378
00:23:57,170 --> 00:24:00,000
...and teach him, while he's still
little, that flirting is painful.
379
00:24:00,110 --> 00:24:03,630
But when Darling discovers the
project, all hell breaks loose!
380
00:24:03,740 --> 00:24:09,110
We'll see you next time for "Lum's
Education Lecture Course for Boys!"
381
00:24:20,490 --> 00:24:28,090
The instant you pass by a pretty
girl, you get all energetic.
382
00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:30,500
You're a troublesome
one, my Darling.
383
00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:41,840
You're the most fickle boy in all of space.
Do what you like; I'm saying bye-bye.
384
00:24:41,950 --> 00:24:46,440
Though you search all over... forlorn,
aren't you, forlorn, aren't you...
385
00:24:46,550 --> 00:24:50,780
...you can't find love... forlorn, aren't
you, forlorn, aren't you...
386
00:24:50,890 --> 00:24:56,050
You look like you're shrinking away... forlorn,
aren't you, forlorn, aren't you...
387
00:24:56,160 --> 00:25:01,160
Always reeling every which-way;
where can love be?
388
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:17,250
You're the most fickle boy in all of space.
Do what you like; I'm saying bye-bye.
389
00:25:17,350 --> 00:25:21,720
Though you search all over... forlorn,
aren't you, forlorn, aren't you...
390
00:25:21,820 --> 00:25:26,120
...you can't find love... forlorn, aren't
you, forlorn, aren't you...
391
00:25:26,220 --> 00:25:31,290
You look like you're shrinking away... forlorn,
aren't you, forlorn, aren't you...
392
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:37,430
Always reeling every which-way;
where can love be?
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