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URUSEI YATSURA
(Those Obnoxious Aliens)
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Don't get so
fidgety!
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Don't get so
fidgety!
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You're always looking
all over the place!
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You're always looking
all over the place!
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Stop looking away
from me!
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More than anyone
else, I...
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...love you, love you,
love you the best!
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...love you, love
you, love you!
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...love you, love
you, love you!
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...love you, love
you, love you!
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On nights when the stars
are twinkling...
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...I dream all
about you.
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I love you, but you act
like you don't know.
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I bet you're crazy for someone
else by now!
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Ah! Men all have
so many loves.
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Ah! You're spreading
them all over...
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...and making
me worry!
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Don't get so
fidgety!
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You're always looking
all over the place!
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Stop looking away
from me!
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More than anyone
else, I...
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...love you the best!
Love you the best!
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Battle Royal
of Love
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Cut it out!
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I can't hear you!
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That idiot's making noise
upstairs again!
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I'M the who always gets stuck with
the bills for HIS girl-chasing!
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Earth is small and I hate it! I wanna
explode with youthful energy!
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Hello? Is Ataru
here?
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Yes, I'm
here!
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I came to invite
you out.
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Oh, am I honored! Miss Sakura
has invited me out...
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I always wanted to
go to the disco!
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Me, too!
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With hot
babes!
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And here I thought I was gonna date
Miss Sakura alone, just us two...
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Darling!
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Ataru!
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The more the
merrier, eh?
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Yes, we'll all dance
like good friends.
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And everyone
will rock on!
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We'll do sexy dances
with hot babes!
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Damn! I've got a bad
feeling about this!
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Still, this is a surprise. I didn't know
you hang out at discos, Ms. Sakura!
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I'm a modern gal! What's wrong
with me having "disco fever?!"
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I just don't feel that
you'd fit in.
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Darling, what are
you doing?
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Quit that cuddling!
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Oh, no, don't fight!
Don't fight!
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What are you
all doing?
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And I wanted so much
to surprise you...
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I'm just stunned by
your stupidity!
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My timing was
a little off.
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Uh, Miss Sakura, do you
know this... bozo?
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Well... uh...
yeah...
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I am Miss Sakura's boyfriend,
Ozuno Tsubame...
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...just returned
from the West.
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WHAT?!
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Darling, where are
you going?
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M... Miss Sakura,
is it true?
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Y... Yes...
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No! I hate the thought of your body and
heart belonging to another man!
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What are you
doing?
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Darling! Get away from her!
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I won't let go!
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I won't let go!
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Get away from her, Darling!
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Get away from her, Darling!
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My... My girlfriend...!
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My... My girlfriend...!
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Miss Sakura!
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Why? Why
me...?
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That's enough!
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That hit the
spot!
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Ha! OK, let's go
to the disco.
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I still haven't decided for
sure to be your fiancée!
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Huh?! Oh, d... d...
don't say that!
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I've... I've got a
bad feeling!
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It's your own fault for getting
into these situations!
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The mood here
is nice!
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Oh, Sakura,
you're here!
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Over here, over
here...
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Oh, no! Ch...
Cherry!
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Darling!
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Ataru!
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Looks like my bad feeling
was dead on!
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Hey, if you're with Cherry, you can get
run over crossing the road on a green!
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So this man is your
partner, eh?
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Yes. Sir, my name is
Ozuno Tsubame...
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...and I've just returned from
studying in the West.
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I'm now presenting myself as a
candidate for Sakura's hand.
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Ozuno Tsubame! Ozuno Tsubame!
Ozuno Tsubame!
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Support Ozuno
Tsubame!
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I can't give you permission
to marry Sakura...
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...unless you have strong
spiritual power.
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This disco is the perfect place to
show you my spiritual power.
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I knew it! They're
up to something!
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Darling, come on!
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Wait, Ataru!
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Hey!
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He's with ME!
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I'M your partner!
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The spirits come together in places like
this, where humans get excited.
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I do sense some strange
spiritual energies.
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Not to mention, Moroboshi Ataru has
a tendency to attract monsters.
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Uh-huh.
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I'll use this energy and spiritual
power... to bring forth Satan.
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Oh, spirits of heaven and earth!
Give me power! Oh, Satan!
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Come on out, y'all!
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Darling!
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W... What? What
was that shock?
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What the?
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That's SANTA! Xmas
is over already!
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Satan is a foreign word, so they didn't
understand you! Call in Japanese!
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I understand. AKUMA!
Come on out, y'all!
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"Aa! Kuma:" Oh! A bear.
"Akuma:" Satan.
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It's a bear!
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"Aa! Kuma:" Oh! A bear.
"Akuma:" Satan.
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"Aa! Kuma:" Oh! A bear.
"Akuma:" Satan.
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Oh no, Darling!
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"Aa! Kuma:" Oh! A bear.
"Akuma:" Satan.
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"Aa! Kuma:" Oh! A bear.
"Akuma:" Satan.
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That's a bear.
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Oh, Sir! Please give me
one more chance!
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You said you went to the West, and
this is all the power you got?!
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Oh! How dare you
change Darling!
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I challenge you!
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All right! A high-
flying woman!
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Which side will the Goddess
of Victory smile on?
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You want Sakura,
don't you?
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Yes, I do!
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Then you must come up with the
monster that can defeat her.
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On my pride as a man who
studied in the West!
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Aries of Sabbat! Come
on out, y'all!
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If you change Darling into
anything else, I'll kill you!
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OW! W... What's
Rei doing here?!
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Rei! Get
off him!
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All right! My Aries
of Sabbat won!
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That's just a cow. I can't
give you Sakura yet.
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No! No! Sakura
is mine!
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Damn it! Now that you've made
this much fun of me...
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Is he mad?
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I've never seen him
so angry before!
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There's no telling what
he'll do now!
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I swear...
I swear!
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I'm scared!
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Miss Sakura will
be my girl!
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You brat! My
Sakura...
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MY Sakura!
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My niece!
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This is NO time for you
to show up, Rei!
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Go! Go! Go! Go! Everyone's
got the fever tonight!
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Darling!
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Darling!
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Not again!
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Sa... ku... ra...
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Are you OK,
Ataru?
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Sakura...!
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My face...!
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Miss Sakura!
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Miss Sakura!
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No you don't!
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No you don't!
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Oh, how persistent!
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This is all your fault!
You're to blame!
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The chance I worked so
hard for... Damn you!
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Rei! Go home! Go
home! Go home!
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What're you doing
to Darling?!
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Sakura! Sakura!
Miss Sakura!
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Why you! Divine
Retribution!
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This is a true hell of sex perverts.
Tsubame! Train yourself again!
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Oh, no! How's
about this?!
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Oh, here, here, here
they come, finally!
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It's too late now... What a bunch
of unblessed fellows!
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Father, You
Were Strong
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You're the main
cause of this!
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If you were better at raising Ataru, he
wouldn't be chasing girls like this!
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You're a loose woman and
he takes after you!
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What?!
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Loose woman!
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Loose woman!
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OK, then, just so you know:
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The extremely bad brain, ugly face, and
limitlessly weak will that Ataru's got?
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They all came
from you!
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Oh, calm down, calm down, you
two, can't we all get along?
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Finally Lum has returned to her planet,
and we three can enjoy our quiet life.
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So it's meaningless to fight
like this, right, you two?
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ATARU!
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I don't like it. Cheer
up, both of you.
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You two hopeless people
got married...
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...and that's why we have
this balanced family, eh?
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I can't stand it!
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Don't you understand that YOU,
you unbalanced son...
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...are the source
of our anguish?
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What? An unbalanced son? You
mean... You mean ME?
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Discussions concerning weak
wills could ONLY mean you!
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I'm not aware
of it.
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If you were aware of it, you
wouldn't be so depraved!
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R... Really... Why did you grow
up to be such an idiot? Ataru!
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That's enough!
Turn it off!
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Yes, ma'am.
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Honestly, like parents,
like son, huh?
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Yes, but, Princess
Kurama...
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...Moroboshi Ataru's idiocy can't
be caused only by bad genes!
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Oh, Old Man, do I really have
to mate with such an idiot...?
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Yes, no matter how much
of an idiot he may be...
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...it's traditional to mate with the man
who gives you the wake-up kiss.
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I must've been born under
an unlucky star.
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Before you heave a sigh, you
must do whatever you can...
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So, what's your next plan
to change his character?
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I think I'll show him a true
example of a man.
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I'll make him a disciple of
my ideal man for a while.
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Her Highness's ideal
man... I see.
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Darling, I'm
back!
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I'm back
too!
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Oh, Lum, you're
back already?
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Uh-huh, it's still October on my
planet... Where's Darling?
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He's gone. A Karasutengu
came to get him.
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That means Princess Kurama! Darling's
in danger! Ten! I'm going after him!
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Lum! Wait
for me!
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Damn you,
Kurama!
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...is unbearably strange.
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Oh, it's been so long since I could
just stretch my feathers...
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...is unbearably strange.
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Nonsensical things happen everyday!
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Where did Darling and Kurama go?
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Nonsensical things happen everyday!
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I ...I mustn't tell, even if my mouth is
torn open! The Princess's order...
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Nonsensical things happen everyday!
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Even if you become barbecued Tengu?!
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No, I can't tell.
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Ten.
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Right.
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I ...I'll talk...
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Honesty is the best policy.
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Well? Where
did they go?
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"Saru:" A certain...
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To become a disciple
of a certain man...
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...they went to Mt. Kurama,
in the year AD 1173.
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"Saru:" Monkey. Yet another pun.
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To become a disciple
of a monkey?
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No, he's not a monkey. He's Princess
Kurama's ideal man.
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She's going to train Moroboshi Ataru
like a monkey, to imitate that man.
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OUCH!
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00:15:58,700 --> 00:16:01,490
Look at him carefully! He's
the man of all men!
248
00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:20,680
We give up!
249
00:16:24,090 --> 00:16:28,520
Idiots! Surprise attacks mean
nothing. You can't beat me!
250
00:16:28,690 --> 00:16:31,790
Please, Ushiwaka Maru! Will you
please meet with the Princess?
251
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:34,690
What? What? What's
going on?
252
00:16:34,860 --> 00:16:36,020
Shut up and
watch!
253
00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:40,500
Didn't we agree that I would meet
the Princess only if you beat me?
254
00:16:40,670 --> 00:16:42,640
Don't talk like that... She's
such a beauty!
255
00:16:42,940 --> 00:16:45,030
I'm not interested
in women!
256
00:16:45,210 --> 00:16:46,800
Now it's MY turn! Leave
him to me!
257
00:16:46,980 --> 00:16:50,570
Stop it! Don't you see it
yet? That's my PAPA!
258
00:16:50,750 --> 00:16:51,480
Papa?
259
00:16:51,650 --> 00:16:56,090
Ushiwaka Maru is Princess Kurama's
ideal man. He's also her father.
260
00:16:56,250 --> 00:16:58,350
Huh? You're Ushiwaka Maru's
daughter, Kurama?
261
00:16:58,520 --> 00:17:00,080
Papa is Number One
in the whole world.
262
00:17:00,260 --> 00:17:02,880
I have the great desire to bring
down the Heike Clan.
263
00:17:02,990 --> 00:17:04,720
I can't waste my
time on women.
264
00:17:04,890 --> 00:17:07,760
What's so great about
a man like that?
265
00:17:08,300 --> 00:17:12,130
That stoic attitude! And
he's so handsome, too!
266
00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:17,300
I can do that if
I want to...
267
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,170
You...
268
00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:29,350
The... sound of destruction?
269
00:17:29,350 --> 00:17:30,320
What?!
270
00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:35,090
You idiot! Didn't
you know?!
271
00:17:35,260 --> 00:17:37,590
You used too many muscles and
nerves you don't use normally...
272
00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:39,690
...and so your facial nerves
went to pieces!
273
00:17:44,100 --> 00:17:45,570
Would you please make
me your disciple?
274
00:17:45,740 --> 00:17:47,790
What? My
disciple?
275
00:17:47,970 --> 00:17:48,670
That's right.
276
00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:51,640
You want to beat me with the swords-
manship you learn from me...
277
00:17:51,740 --> 00:17:53,330
...then you want me to see
your Princess. Is that it?
278
00:17:53,510 --> 00:17:57,240
No, not at all! I just want to
be a great man like you.
279
00:17:57,350 --> 00:17:59,080
Papa! Will you
please?
280
00:17:59,250 --> 00:18:00,770
PAPA? What are
you, an idiot!
281
00:18:02,420 --> 00:18:05,050
Successful landing!
A perfect 10!
282
00:18:05,220 --> 00:18:05,880
Darling!
283
00:18:06,060 --> 00:18:07,020
Lum?!
284
00:18:10,660 --> 00:18:14,720
A woman's bare skin!
285
00:18:14,900 --> 00:18:16,400
"Sukimono:" lecher. " Sukiari:"
laying oneself open to attack.
286
00:18:14,900 --> 00:18:16,400
Sukimono!
287
00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:16,530
"Sukimono:" lecher. " Sukiari:"
laying oneself open to attack.
288
00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:20,000
"Sukimono:" lecher. " Sukiari:"
laying oneself open to attack.
289
00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:20,000
You idiot! We say " Sukiari,"
not " Sukimono!"
290
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:20,140
"Sukimono:" lecher. " Sukiari:"
laying oneself open to attack.
291
00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:21,360
"Sukimono:" lecher. " Sukiari:"
laying oneself open to attack.
292
00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:21,360
Oh, right.
Sukiari!
293
00:18:23,140 --> 00:18:24,440
He's fainted.
294
00:18:24,610 --> 00:18:29,270
Not surprising. He's never seen a
naked woman up-close in his life.
295
00:18:29,380 --> 00:18:35,080
Mmmm... Papa is too pitiful like this!
I'll teach him a little about women...
296
00:18:35,250 --> 00:18:36,280
Papa...?
297
00:18:36,450 --> 00:18:39,550
I get it! He'll become
Kurama's Papa!
298
00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:42,660
OK. In order to win a girl's affection,
first, praise her very highly...
299
00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:46,820
...up to the skies! In particular, praise
what she thinks are her weak points.
300
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,490
Don't use vulgar jokes
in the beginning.
301
00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:53,860
Damn you! You idiot!
Take this!
302
00:18:58,310 --> 00:19:01,330
Damn you! Don't be teaching out-
landish topics to my Papa!
303
00:19:01,510 --> 00:19:04,910
No, no, now I feel duty-bound
to do so with all my passion!
304
00:19:05,010 --> 00:19:07,280
It is my duty to wake up your
papa's taste for women.
305
00:19:07,450 --> 00:19:08,580
You idiot!
306
00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:12,310
We'll go babe-watching
in Kyoto tomorrow!
307
00:19:19,130 --> 00:19:20,760
Man... nothing
but ugly cows!
308
00:19:20,930 --> 00:19:22,960
That's why I didn't
feel like it!
309
00:19:23,070 --> 00:19:25,360
Until I completely destroy the Heike
Clan... I shouldn't look at women.
310
00:19:25,540 --> 00:19:29,560
Oh, sure. That's why you fixed
up your hair to come here!
311
00:19:29,740 --> 00:19:31,000
OK, you caught me!
312
00:19:39,850 --> 00:19:43,580
Honored Priest... will you
do me a favor, please?
313
00:19:43,790 --> 00:19:45,010
What is it,
sweetie?
314
00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:49,290
When you meet
this person...
315
00:19:49,390 --> 00:19:51,020
...I want you to render him in-
capable of having children!
316
00:19:51,230 --> 00:19:54,160
Uh... yes,
agreed.
317
00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:55,760
Oh! Here they
come!
318
00:19:55,930 --> 00:19:58,200
OK, I leave
it to you.
319
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,900
Sweetie, play with
me, will you?
320
00:20:31,070 --> 00:20:32,630
Who in the world
is "sweetie?"
321
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:35,970
Ushiwaka, this is a bad example
of forcibly picking up a woman!
322
00:20:36,140 --> 00:20:38,700
Shut up! Someone asked
me to make you...
323
00:20:38,810 --> 00:20:41,300
...incapable of having
children!
324
00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:42,500
Huh?
325
00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:44,650
What?! Could this
be Lum's doing?!
326
00:20:44,810 --> 00:20:47,370
If your father loses, you will
disappear, Princess!
327
00:20:47,620 --> 00:20:49,620
Sweetie, prepare yourself!
328
00:20:49,620 --> 00:20:50,550
Idiot! Let go of me!
329
00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:50,690
Idiot! Let go of me!
330
00:20:50,690 --> 00:20:52,210
LOOK OUT, PAPA!
331
00:21:05,940 --> 00:21:06,670
Darling...
332
00:21:06,670 --> 00:21:08,760
Was it YOU who set Benkei on us?
333
00:21:08,940 --> 00:21:10,500
That priest's name
is Benkei, huh?
334
00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:11,610
What a horrible
face he has!
335
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:17,070
Enough kidding around!
I am a man!
336
00:21:17,250 --> 00:21:20,080
A... man? Are you
really a man?
337
00:21:20,250 --> 00:21:21,840
What do you
think?!
338
00:21:22,020 --> 00:21:22,920
Prove it!
339
00:21:23,090 --> 00:21:24,490
Take a good look
at my face!
340
00:21:24,650 --> 00:21:28,850
Oh... pardon me. Because
of this face...
341
00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:32,890
...no woman wanted to date me,
and I began hating women!
342
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:38,090
So I decided to treat 1000
women like dirt...
343
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:40,900
...and you would have
been No. 1000!
344
00:21:41,070 --> 00:21:43,040
What a pitiful
story...
345
00:21:44,740 --> 00:21:48,580
Death to all
women!
346
00:21:49,050 --> 00:21:51,950
This is so different from the
Legend of Ushiwaka Maru!
347
00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:54,080
Truth is stranger
than fiction.
348
00:21:54,250 --> 00:21:56,220
Will you be my
retainer?
349
00:21:56,390 --> 00:21:57,720
What?
350
00:21:57,890 --> 00:21:59,480
To destroy the Heike
Clan is my dream.
351
00:21:59,590 --> 00:22:04,190
I want to put your long-accumulated
energy to use toward that end.
352
00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:05,050
Yes, Sir!
353
00:22:05,230 --> 00:22:05,890
Ushiwaka...
354
00:22:06,060 --> 00:22:10,730
Oh, Karasutengu... as you heard, I
can't think about women after all!
355
00:22:10,900 --> 00:22:14,170
Too bad! You had the makings
of a real playboy, Ushiwaka...
356
00:22:14,340 --> 00:22:19,930
Karasutengu, a real man must abandon
everything to achieve his goal.
357
00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:22,840
So now, I'm staking my life on my sole
desire: to destroy the Heike Clan!
358
00:22:23,010 --> 00:22:24,810
Ushiwaka...
359
00:22:24,980 --> 00:22:27,750
This, too, is destiny... I want
you to be a real man, too...
360
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:29,380
Yes...!
361
00:22:29,550 --> 00:22:31,080
I shall never
forget you.
362
00:22:31,190 --> 00:22:34,520
I know! To mark your coming-of-age,
I'll call you Crow Yoshitsune.
363
00:22:34,690 --> 00:22:36,680
I am so honored...
364
00:22:36,860 --> 00:22:39,260
Farewell, Karasutengu!
365
00:22:44,970 --> 00:22:49,400
Ushiwaka!
Ushiwaka!
366
00:22:57,510 --> 00:23:00,380
So, did you realize
anything?
367
00:23:00,550 --> 00:23:03,140
Kurama, it's been ages since
I was so touched!
368
00:23:03,250 --> 00:23:06,190
I, too, have to follow his example.
I must set a big goal for myself!
369
00:23:13,700 --> 00:23:15,820
Please, take it!
370
00:23:16,270 --> 00:23:18,130
Congratulations! I am
Moroboshi Ataru...
371
00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:20,260
...and I have decided to make
love to 1000 women!
372
00:23:20,370 --> 00:23:22,100
You've been chosen
as my first girl!
373
00:23:22,270 --> 00:23:24,570
Go to the
hospital!
374
00:23:24,740 --> 00:23:26,000
Congratulations, you're
the first...!
375
00:23:26,180 --> 00:23:27,140
Pervert!
376
00:23:28,910 --> 00:23:29,840
You've been chosen
as the first...!
377
00:23:31,050 --> 00:23:31,740
You're the
first...!
378
00:23:34,620 --> 00:23:36,810
Darling hasn't changed
at all, essentially.
379
00:23:36,990 --> 00:23:41,180
That idiot! What did
he learn from Papa?
380
00:23:41,860 --> 00:23:43,160
OW!
381
00:23:53,610 --> 00:23:58,410
We're in Hawaii! I'd meant to go
on a honeymoon with Darling...
382
00:23:58,510 --> 00:24:00,600
...but when the girls' swimsuits
are stolen by night...
383
00:24:00,710 --> 00:24:03,650
...it causes a real ruckus!
Who's doing it?
384
00:24:03,750 --> 00:24:06,180
We'll see you next time for "Hawaiian
Swimsuit Thief..."
385
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:10,050
...and "Full Course
From Hell!"
386
00:24:23,070 --> 00:24:30,060
Let's put weird and weird together,
and make it even weirder!
387
00:24:30,170 --> 00:24:37,270
Weird, weird space
is super-weird!
388
00:24:37,380 --> 00:24:44,220
Hold on. What? What?
Something's weird!
389
00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:51,320
Hold on. What? What? Something's
definitely a little weird!
390
00:24:51,430 --> 00:24:57,990
If it gets weird, it
becomes fun!
391
00:24:58,100 --> 00:25:05,530
Hearts pop up and fly away
into the night sky!
392
00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:12,670
Let's put weird and weird together,
and make it even weirder!
393
00:25:12,780 --> 00:25:18,050
Weird, weird space
is super-weird!
394
00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:26,860
Super-weird!
Terrible!
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