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URUSEI YATSURA
(Those Obnoxious Aliens)
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Don't get so
fidgety!
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Don't get so
fidgety!
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You're always looking
all over the place!
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You're always looking
all over the place!
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Stop looking away
from me!
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More than anyone
else, I...
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...love you, love you,
love you the best!
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...love you, love
you, love you!
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...love you, love
you, love you!
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...love you, love
you, love you!
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On nights when the stars
are twinkling...
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...I dream all
about you.
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I love you, but you act
like you don't know.
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I bet you're crazy for someone
else by now!
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Ah! Men all have
so many loves.
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Ah! You're spreading
them all over...
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...and making
me worry!
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Don't get so
fidgety!
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You're always looking
all over the place!
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Stop looking away
from me!
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More than anyone
else, I...
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...love you the best!
Love you the best!
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Pitter Patter
Christmas Eve
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Aw, do you think some nonsense like
that makes you look cool? Twit!
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On my planet, nobody
plays such games...
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...not even the lizards' kids!
You're so immature!
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What?
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Ataru...!
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Oh! What a coincidence,
meeting you here!
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Ha! Who're you kidding? It's so damn
obvious Lum is who you're after!
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Well! How yah
doing?
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Oh, OK, I
guess...
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Huh? Oh, I didn't know
Lum was with you too!
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Hi!
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Oh, Lum, what're
you knitting?
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What's it going
to be?
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Something to give
to Darling.
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I don't remember asking
you for anything!
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Hey!
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Oh, don't worry. This
is a present from me.
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Sigh... At my age, I already
have a woman who...
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...follows me around thinking
she's my wife...
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Oh! My youth is
rotting away!
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Hey, Ataru!
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Why don't you knock it off?!
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Huh... You guys'll never understand
my troubles! Hnh?
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I want to
knit too!
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What are you doing,
Darling?
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Behold! My secret "Flip-up-
the-skirt" Maneuver!
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Superb!
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Ataru, act your age!
How dare you?!
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Well, I'm at the age when I
want to do things like this!
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Darling!
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Here it comes, here it comes!
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Lum's terrible electric lynching!
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I'm worried about
Darling.
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Worried? What
do you mean?
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Darling, you always end up doing dumb
things when I'm not watching you.
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Lum, don't you understand
why I'm doing them now?
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Huh?
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Soon, the harsh winter
will come!
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The relentless chill which freezes
everything will arrive.
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Girls will wear excess clothing,
such as sweaters and coats.
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This kinda enjoyment
will disappear!
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Lum, you'd be better off if
you dumped that idiot!
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Right on!
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He's not the only man in
the world, you know!
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Leave him!
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Right now!
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I won't excuse you bad-
mouthing Darling!
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Lum, forget it! Go home
with Jariten.
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What about you,
Darling?
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I wanna improve my technique with this
trick... Never mind! Go home!
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OK... Ten,
let's go...
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Darling?
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What?
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If you don't take care of yourself,
you'll catch a cold.
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There. OK,
Darling...
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Yeah, right, whatever...
Now off with you!
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Darling...
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What now?
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Come... Come
home soon...
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That's none of your
business!
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Man! You're always ordering
me around and around!
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Hey, Ataru!
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Don't go too far, or else
Lum will leave you.
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Yep, you're pushing
your luck!
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Don't ever do anything
that'll make Lum cry!
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Huh! You guys don't understand
just how hard it is...
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...living with a woman who
gives you electric shocks!
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Oh, and tomorrow
is Christmas Eve!
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Every now and then, I wanna
enjoy myself without Lum!
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What...?!
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Y'know, since you guys worry
about Lum so much...
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...you can take my place
anytime you want!
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But, oh, I don't
know...
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...Lum has the right to choose
her guy, too, you know.
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This is unforgivable!
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Sadly, our lovely, angelic Lum is
in love with the likes of Ataru!
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Why is that? By nature, Ataru has
chronic congenital satyriasis!
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I can't understand Lum's feelings.
How can Ataru appeal to her?
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He's butt-ugly, and he's got
no brain! He's wretched...
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...and has no money!
Oh, life is so unfair!
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I can't let such injustice
continue!
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Sanctions! Heavenly wrath!
Chastisement!
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I will feed that bastard Ataru
the iron fist of justice!
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I'll make Lum open her eyes and
free her from his clutches!
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In order to do this, even the dirtiest of
tricks are totally justified. Observe!
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Yo, Old man! Croquettes!
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"To Mr. Ataru... whom I love more
than anyone else in the world."
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Literally translates as:
"Men from the classroom".
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"From Kumino Otoko..."
There!
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Will Ataru
buy this?
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Don't worry. The dude would even
crawl out of the pits of Hell...
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...if he got an offer
from a beauty...
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With this love-letter scheme, we'll
tear their relationship to shreds!
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And when Lum leaves Ataru, we'll
have our chance with her!
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OK, now for the
finishing touch!
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This is perfect!
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Now, all we have to do is wait
for that idiot to take the bait.
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Ataru! You'll see!
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What? A love-
letter for me?
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Actually, I've been keeping
it since this morning.
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But Lum was with you,
so I figured...
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...I'd hold onto it, but
forgot all about it.
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A beauty?! Hey, is she a
beauty or an ugly cow?
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Hey! Is she a beauty?
Can't breathe... Let go!
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Well?! Well?!
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She's a beauty...
an "11" at that!
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C'mon, read it!
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"Dear Mr. Moroboshi Ataru:
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"Since the time when I first saw you..."
Right, right... Oh, I see... What...?!
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"I'd like to meet you at Café Pigmon
at 4:00 p.m. tomorrow."
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"To Mr. Ataru... whom I love more
than anyone else in the world."
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"From your devoted
Kumino Otoko."
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Wh... What's with
that laugh?
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It really is wonderful to have a best
friend like you! Thank you!
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This is such a wonderful Xmas
present! Thank you!
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I didn't do it expecting anything
back from you, Ataru...
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...even though I did deliver
the letter in person.
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What? What's
the matter?
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But, when you consider Lum's
feelings, don't you think...
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...that you ought to tear up the
letter and just throw it away?
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Are you sure you're
feeling all right?!
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B... But...!
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But me no "buts!"
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Why would I waste
anything good!
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Ha! Lum means nothing! Why in the
world do I have to worry about Lum?
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I'm going! I will date
this girl for sure!
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I don't care what any-
body says...!
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Wh... What's with that look?
Have you got a problem?!
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Well, that's that!
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Darling, how could you,
when you have me?!
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Lum, this time you can't stop me! I'm
going to date this girl, and that's it!
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Darling...
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If you wanna do it,
go right ahead!
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Darling, anyone who'd fall in
love with you must be nuts!
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Yeah, you got that right...
they must be nuts, Lum...
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Darling...
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What is it?
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What is it?
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Are you determined to go?
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Are you determined to go?
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Yes, I am!
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I will date this girl
tomorrow!
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Oh, no... no... no...
please don't go!
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You can't change my mind! My
will is like iron: ironclad!
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Why... Why's that? When I love you
so much! Do you hate me...?!
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No, I love
you.
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Then... how come...?
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You don't understand, do you?
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I love you, Lum, and I love
Shinobu, Sakura, Oyuki...
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...and I love Kintaro's teacher...
In other words, I love you all!
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Don't you understand? Basically,
I'm a free-spirited man.
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That idiot!
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Therefore, tomorrow, I will
go and date this girl.
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Well, I don't want
you to!
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Even if you don't,
I'm going...
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Now, if you understand, be a good girl
and take Jariten to your UFO, OK?
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Oh-oh... Lum finally
got pissed off!
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Darling, you
idiot!
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Lum!
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H... H...Hey, she really did it!
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Y... Y...Yeah...
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Y... Y...Yeah...
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B... But...
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Gee... her electrical attack...
It's truly shocking!
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Will Darling really date the girl
who wrote that love-letter?
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I wonder what she's like.
Is she prettier than me?
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Lum, forget that idiot, Ataru!
Let's go back to our planet.
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You'd be much
better off.
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Ten...
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If I could do that... I wouldn't
be feeling this way...
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A greased back hairdo
looks kinda sleazy...
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15 degrees to the right, pull the chin in
a bit... ah, the perfect angle for me!
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A... Ataru! Done yet?! Hurry! Come
out...! Come out...! It's coming...
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Cheers!
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Well, the first step in our plan
was a great success!
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Well, Lum was really mad at Ataru. One
more good push will do the trick!
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But what
now?
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Our love-letter girl, Kumino Otoko, is a
fictional person! She doesn't exist!
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You idiot! Use your brain! We'll
create her! I have an idea.
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Don't you see? We've come
this far! We can't stop now!
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We'll show Lum how stupid Ataru really
is, right before her very eyes!
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Yeah!
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Tomorrow's
Xmas Eve!
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Ataru, I'll make it so awful that you'll
remember it for the rest of your life!
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What? ¥5000 for just
one hour's work?
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That's right. You'll be Kumino
Otoko for just one hour.
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And I'd like you to date a man
named Moroboshi Ataru.
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Is that all?
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No, the point is... that this man
Moroboshi has a habit.
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He becomes a beast when he sees
a beauty... and attacks her.
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You being the #3 Babe of Butsumetsu
Girls' School... he won't sit still!
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And so you'll...
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We want you to hit Ataru real hard with
your elbow when he attacks you...
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...and we want you to make him look
stupid and publicly shame him.
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How does that sound? I don't
think it's a bad offer...
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Just one thing... What if this Ataru
person turns out to be my type?
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I'm absolutely, positively, sure that
you don't have to worry about that!
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I'll do it!
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OK, then, 4:00 p.m. this afternoon,
at Café Pigmon.
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Let me introduce you. This is Mr.
Hippopotamus, 350 1/2 lbs...
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...and a representative of the Senshoo
High School Wrestling Club.
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Needless to say, he's
a big fan of Lum too.
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Well, that's the story. So when Ataru
attacks her, hit him without mercy.
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What do you say?
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You can depend
on me.
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OK, 4:00 p.m. this afternoon,
at Café Pigmon.
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Let me introduce...
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...an old pal of mine, who heads
the Shakkoo HS Newspaper.
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Of course, he's a big
fan of Lum too!
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Well, that's
the story.
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We want you to use this scandal to start
a smear campaign on Ataru. Well?
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Don't sweat it.
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OK, 4:00 p.m. this afternoon,
at Café Pigmon.
239
00:14:33,890 --> 00:14:36,720
Er, "Lord Chairman of the Supreme
Council of Lum's Stormtroopers..."
240
00:14:36,820 --> 00:14:38,520
...there's a call
for you.
241
00:14:38,690 --> 00:14:39,820
OK!
242
00:14:39,930 --> 00:14:40,460
Thanks!
243
00:14:40,460 --> 00:14:41,590
Go right ahead.
244
00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:43,890
Chairman of the Supreme
Council speaking!
245
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,860
Oh, the Captain of the Assault
Team! What's up?
246
00:14:45,970 --> 00:14:49,300
WHAT?! MISS LUM
IS MISSING?!
247
00:14:49,700 --> 00:14:52,640
That's right! Seems she left
this morning, just like that...
248
00:14:52,740 --> 00:14:55,000
...and apparently she's
not back yet.
249
00:14:55,110 --> 00:14:57,980
But don't worry, Jariten has
promised to help us.
250
00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:01,050
He says he'll find Lum by 4 p.m.
and bring her for sure!
251
00:15:01,780 --> 00:15:04,770
Right, you work
with Jariten.
252
00:15:04,890 --> 00:15:07,750
Listen, if we can't show the
crucial moment to Lum...
253
00:15:07,860 --> 00:15:10,690
...this operation will be pointless.
Remember that, OK?
254
00:15:10,790 --> 00:15:14,730
OK, we must act immediately!
Contact Ataru!
255
00:15:14,900 --> 00:15:16,860
Roger!
256
00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:49,620
Excuse me...
Hey!
257
00:15:50,130 --> 00:15:52,360
Excuse me!
258
00:15:53,330 --> 00:15:54,660
Hey, that's...
259
00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:04,900
What? You're telling me
to cancel today's date?!
260
00:16:05,010 --> 00:16:08,640
I refuse! I am free and have every
right to date any girl I want!
261
00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:12,380
Isn't that right? Why do I have
to worry about Lum? Huh?
262
00:16:13,090 --> 00:16:14,850
Lum will be
MAD!
263
00:16:15,020 --> 00:16:20,620
Shut up! Look! I won't just hold her
hand, I will KISS my beloved Otoko!
264
00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:25,630
You've got balls! Ataru... if you say
so, I won't say anything more!
265
00:16:26,070 --> 00:16:27,090
Well, do you wanna bet?
266
00:16:27,270 --> 00:16:28,130
Bet?
267
00:16:28,300 --> 00:16:32,470
That you can't kiss her in front of us...
Well? All I've got says you can't!
268
00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:35,700
Sure! Just don't come
crying later on!
269
00:16:35,810 --> 00:16:38,210
Well, later, guys! I have lots
of preparations to make.
270
00:16:38,380 --> 00:16:39,440
Ataru!
271
00:16:40,580 --> 00:16:44,810
4:00 p.m. at Café Pigmon.
Don't chicken out!
272
00:16:44,990 --> 00:16:50,650
Chicken out!? With the money I win,
I'll take Otoko out on a classy date!
273
00:16:57,830 --> 00:16:59,300
Dummy!
274
00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:03,440
He's gonna date and flirt with Otoko,
our creation, and in the end...
275
00:17:09,410 --> 00:17:12,400
"Darling, you
idiot!"
276
00:17:14,620 --> 00:17:18,180
He doesn't know what he's
getting into. That idiot!
277
00:17:18,290 --> 00:17:23,220
"It's up to me who I go out with...
I'm going to kiss Otoko..."
278
00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:30,690
And now we can recoup what it cost
us to hire Otoko, and more...
279
00:17:30,860 --> 00:17:32,830
You're a
genius!
280
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,730
Oh, I get it! That's
what's going on.
281
00:17:35,840 --> 00:17:39,200
I knew something was weird when
Darling got a love letter!
282
00:17:39,310 --> 00:17:43,210
Darling, you silly thing! Someone has
to teach you a lesson once in a while!
283
00:17:43,310 --> 00:17:46,510
This time, not even I
can be on his side!
284
00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:14,530
How stupid of me! Why
am I so nervous?
285
00:18:14,940 --> 00:18:19,040
My plan is perfect and flawless... I
must calm myself! Calm, calm...!
286
00:18:39,430 --> 00:18:43,300
H... Hold him down! Hey,
you gotta calm down!
287
00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:47,100
I'm sorry, but Mr. Hippopotamus
has a problem with anxiety!
288
00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:50,770
When it's too much for him, he loses
it! We'll calm him down quick!
289
00:18:50,940 --> 00:18:52,310
Now that was
shocking!
290
00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:54,680
How 'bout you,
Ataru?
291
00:19:05,130 --> 00:19:11,660
I don't care! If they disgrace or make
a fool out of him, it's Darling's fault!
292
00:19:14,470 --> 00:19:20,070
I've told him so many times...
not to date anyone else!
293
00:19:20,170 --> 00:19:23,200
Darling, you
dummy!
294
00:19:23,310 --> 00:19:27,840
But... But
even so...
295
00:19:39,330 --> 00:19:44,630
Lum! Lum! Oh, I
finally found you!
296
00:19:44,730 --> 00:19:47,430
Eh...? What's the
matter, Lum?
297
00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:52,000
But even
so, I ...
298
00:19:52,110 --> 00:19:55,040
...I still love
Darling!
299
00:19:56,010 --> 00:19:57,030
Lum?
300
00:19:58,410 --> 00:20:00,970
If they make fun of my Darling,
I won't ever forgive them!
301
00:20:01,150 --> 00:20:03,120
Oh...
Lum!
302
00:20:08,590 --> 00:20:11,890
It took too long to get dressed.
I'd better hurry!
303
00:20:13,190 --> 00:20:16,390
Excuse me, are you
Kumino Otoko?
304
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:20,400
Uh, yes, I'm Kumino Otoko.
May I help you?
305
00:20:24,970 --> 00:20:26,800
She's late! What the
heck is she doing?
306
00:20:27,010 --> 00:20:29,770
Yeah, she's late. Maybe
she's dumped you.
307
00:20:29,940 --> 00:20:33,570
Nonsense! Teasing a man by being
late... that's women for you!
308
00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:36,410
And I like it!
309
00:20:36,580 --> 00:20:38,350
Let's hope that's
the case.
310
00:20:39,250 --> 00:20:41,410
Hey, that girl... is she really
coming or what?
311
00:20:41,590 --> 00:20:44,610
Hmm... maybe I should've been more
generous about the advance.
312
00:20:44,790 --> 00:20:45,920
I told you so!
313
00:20:46,090 --> 00:20:49,550
Couldn't help it! Funding, man! We
couldn't afford to pay in advance!
314
00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:57,130
There she is! My
beloved Otoko!
315
00:20:57,300 --> 00:20:59,830
Let's see... is it an angel or
a devil that has appeared?
316
00:21:05,210 --> 00:21:09,010
Hi! Sorry to have kept you waiting!
I'm Kumino Otoko.
317
00:21:12,890 --> 00:21:14,820
O... O...Otoko,
sweetie...
318
00:21:15,860 --> 00:21:18,980
Oh, you're so cruel, keeping
me waiting this long!
319
00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:20,350
Sorry!
320
00:21:21,230 --> 00:21:22,820
Hey, who
the...
321
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,830
That's Kumino
Otoko?
322
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,300
Otoko, I ...
323
00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:29,040
L...!
324
00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:31,060
Love-letter? Thanks for accepting it!
325
00:21:31,610 --> 00:21:34,370
Darling, if you don't want to become
a complete laughingstock...
326
00:21:34,470 --> 00:21:36,340
...keep up the act!
327
00:21:36,340 --> 00:21:37,000
What?
328
00:21:37,180 --> 00:21:40,200
Oh, Mr. Moroboshi, you're just
like I expected you to be...
329
00:21:40,380 --> 00:21:42,350
Oh, really...?
330
00:21:50,260 --> 00:21:52,730
Well, let's go. I want
to be alone with you.
331
00:21:52,890 --> 00:21:54,760
Y... Yes,
yes.
332
00:21:55,100 --> 00:21:57,030
OK, bye
now...
333
00:22:03,900 --> 00:22:06,600
It's the end...
of the world!
334
00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:17,010
So that was the trick! Those rats! I'll
make them pay... all of their money!
335
00:22:17,180 --> 00:22:19,210
Darling, but it's
all your fault!
336
00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:23,150
Darling, you never listen to me
and you're always unfaithful!
337
00:22:23,260 --> 00:22:24,750
I've told you over
and over.
338
00:22:24,860 --> 00:22:27,120
If I hadn't been there... what
would have happened then?
339
00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:32,490
I owe her one...
yet again!
340
00:22:42,910 --> 00:22:46,140
I never realized before...
how pretty Lum was!
341
00:22:47,450 --> 00:22:49,120
Oh, yeah...
342
00:22:49,120 --> 00:22:50,320
What's that?
343
00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:50,450
What's that?
344
00:22:50,450 --> 00:22:52,210
Here!
345
00:22:52,390 --> 00:22:57,450
This is the Xmas present
I knitted for you.
346
00:22:57,560 --> 00:23:01,620
It looks good on you,
Darling... Eh?
347
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:06,930
Wow, it's
snow!
348
00:23:07,100 --> 00:23:09,970
Finally, it's looking more
like Xmas Eve.
349
00:23:10,140 --> 00:23:12,400
I'll go home first and
heat up the room.
350
00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:14,610
Lum!
351
00:23:18,850 --> 00:23:19,870
What's wrong,
Darling?
352
00:23:20,050 --> 00:23:23,880
Well, uh... wanna go for a walk
with me a little longer?
353
00:23:27,050 --> 00:23:29,020
Sure!
354
00:23:53,050 --> 00:23:54,610
The time is the Heian Period.
In the capital, Kyoto...
355
00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:57,050
...a mysterious spaceship
and kidnappers appear.
356
00:23:57,190 --> 00:24:01,350
Resisting an attack by Oni from the
future is our Heian Defense Force!
357
00:24:01,460 --> 00:24:04,520
Ataru Genji, General Mendou, and
even Momotaro get mixed up in...
358
00:24:04,630 --> 00:24:07,030
...the "Urusei" New
Year's Special!
359
00:24:07,130 --> 00:24:11,040
We'll see you next time for "Ataru
Genji Goes to the Heian Capital!"
360
00:24:23,220 --> 00:24:30,210
Let's put weird and weird together,
and make it even weirder!
361
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:37,420
Weird, weird space
is super-weird!
362
00:24:37,530 --> 00:24:44,370
Hold on. What? What?
Something's weird!
363
00:24:44,470 --> 00:24:51,470
Hold on. What? What? Something's
definitely a little weird!
364
00:24:51,580 --> 00:24:58,140
If it gets weird, it
becomes fun!
365
00:24:58,250 --> 00:25:05,680
Hearts pop up and fly away
into the night sky!
366
00:25:05,790 --> 00:25:12,820
Let's put weird and weird together,
and make it even weirder!
367
00:25:12,930 --> 00:25:18,200
Weird, weird space
is super-weird!
368
00:25:18,300 --> 00:25:27,010
Super-weird!
Terrible!
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