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URUSEI YATSURA
(Those Obnoxious Aliens)
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Don't get so
fidgety!
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Don't get so
fidgety!
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You're always looking
all over the place!
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Stop looking away
from me!
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More than anyone
else, I...
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...love you, love you,
love you the best!
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...love you, love
you, love you!
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...love you, love
you, love you!
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...love you, love
you, love you!
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On nights when the stars
are twinkling...
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...I dream all
about you.
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I love you, but you act
like you don't know.
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I bet you're crazy for someone
else by now!
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Ah! Men all have
so many loves.
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Ah! You're spreading
them all over...
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...and making
me worry!
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Don't get so
fidgety!
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You're always looking
all over the place!
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Stop looking away
from me!
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More than anyone
else, I...
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...love you the best!
Love you the best!
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Electric Shocks
Scare Me!
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There's that
voice again!
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What the hell
is that?!
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Sometimes we hear it more
than twice a day!
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It's awfully
creepy.
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It can't possibly be
a human voice.
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I wonder what kind of animal
they're keeping?
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Sto... Stop it...! Please
stop...! Forgive me...!
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I'm not going to
forgive you!
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You have me for a wife and every
day, you look at other women!
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You need to act more
like a husband!
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I'm not your husband!
You're not my wife!
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WHAT?!
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And that marks the end of
Round 1. Now, Round 2.
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Lum, there are lots of pretty
women in the world.
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There ain't no way I'll
let you have me!
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Silence!
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I won't give
up yet!
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And that marks the end of Round
2. Coming up, Round 3!
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Will you promise that you
won't be unfaithful?
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N... Never! Nothing can make
me say such a thing!
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You moron! You don't understand
the situation you're in, do you?
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You should say "yes" here, even
if it's a lie, so you can get away.
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I ...I see. Y... You're pretty
smart... I owe you one!
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Don't mention it!
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Well?! Will you change
your mind?
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I w... will.
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You'll really turn
over a new leaf?
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Yes, I will.
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Will you turn over a new
leaf even if it's a lie?
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I will, I will,
I will!
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What's that?!
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I see... you wish me to
seal off Lum's powers?
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Yes... If I do anything, she hits
me with an electric shock...
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If I run away, she flies and
chases me down...
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I may be wasting the best
days of my youth!
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What do you mean,
"wasting?!"
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L... Lum!
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Come back
here!
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Uh-huh! This calls for some-
thing daring on my part!
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Hello!
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Yes?
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Oh, hello
there.
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Is Ataru... still
breathing?
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Well, he just staggered
in a little while ago.
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I guess humans don't
die that easily!
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You say things like that about
me behind my back...
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...a... and you call your-
self a mother?!
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Well, what's up?! Are you not my
mother dearest? Say something!
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If only I hadn't
had him...
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So what's up?
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This!
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What's this?
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Sakuramboo said
to give you this.
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What?!
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It's a letter and
a ribbon.
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What? What's the
ribbon for?!
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Eh? Tie the ribbon around
Lum's horns?
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It's a special ribbon that
seals off power and...
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...can only be untied by
the one who tied it!
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H... Hey! You OK?
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Rejoice, Megane! Now my
youth will blossom again!
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Megane, hey,
Megane!
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Hey, think hard!
I'm a guy!
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I don't care at this point!
Let's share the joy!
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Let go! I feel sick!
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What are you
doing?
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Lum!
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Give me that!
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Lum... come
over here.
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What's that?
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Oh, it's something that Sakuramboo...
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OwOwOw! What'd
you do that for!
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Shut up! You stay
out of this!
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Ummm, Lum? This is called a "ribbon."
Earth girls use them as accessories.
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Hmmmm...
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You want
to try it?
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Isn't a ribbon kinda out of style?
In this day and age?
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Come, Lum. Sit down here
and I'll put it on for you!
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All done!
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Hmmmm!
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It looks good on
you, really!
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Darling, your voice
sounds so excited!
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And you look really
happy!
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Well... of course! What kind
of husband would I be if...
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...the beautiful sight of my wife
didn't make me happy?
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What?! W... Wife?!
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"Honey, I'm home!"
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"Welcome home, Dear!"
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Darling! It was worth
all that waiting!
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Darling, I'm going
to go take a walk!
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What?
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Ouch... what's
going on?
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Eh? Lum!
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Hey, you OK?
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I did it...
I did it!
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My body feels
heavy!
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Why are you following
her like a thief?
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Don't worry
about it.
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Oh! L... Lum! Out for
a walk? Uh, me too!
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We're probably pretty
compatible... Huh?
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No electric shock
either!
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L... Lum! T... To think that you
cared about me so much!
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To hell with
morality...!
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Jerk! Sleaze!
Beast!
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What! Where'd you come
crawling from?
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Don't get carried away just because
she held your hand!
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Just because she
held your hand...
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You animal! Your reaction
was a lot faster than mine!
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It's no good,
after all...
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Lum!
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Oh, Darling!
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What are you
doing here?
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Darling, I ...
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What's wrong? If something's bother-
ing you, why don't you tell me?
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Or maybe you don't feel
well? Tell me about it.
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Couples should be able
to communicate...
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Darling, I can't fly any more! I can't
use my electric shocks either!
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I see... you
poor thing!
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My life is
over...
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I see...
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Lum! You mustn't act like
this! Just look at that...
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Look at the sun that struggles to shine
brightly until the very end...
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Like the sun, we
must be strong!
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You can't let little things get you down!
People must endure them!
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Aliens too?
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Well... I guess so. And besides...
you still have me!
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Darling! I'm
so happy...
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Well, I'm not
happy!
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Sh... Shi... Shinobu!
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What?! Acting this way in
public! How disgusting!
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It's normal because we're
a couple, right, Darling?
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H... H...Hey!
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Darling gave me this ribbon
too! Are you jealous?
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I've never even gotten one
little hairpin from him!
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Looks good, doesn't it? Look,
it's so cute. Are you jealous?
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Damn that stupid
ribbon!
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Stop! Don't touch
that ribbon!
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You... protected Lum.
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Er... No, the
truth is...
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Sh... Shinobu... there's
a reason for that...
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Darling!
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Darling, what's
this "reason?"
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Oh, nothing...
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Damn... they've got
the curtains closed!
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Behind that window, Lum is alone
with that congenital satyr, Ataru!
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By now, he might have...
he might have...
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Hey!
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What are you
doing?
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Oh, it's the Oni-kid. Don't
scare us like that!
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Darling, you're nice
to me, after all.
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When it comes right down to it,
you're there to protect me.
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Uh, yeah...
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I'm really
happy!
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How can I explain this
to Shinobu...?
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Wh... What are
you doing?!
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It's late, so let's
go to bed!
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What?! T...
Together?
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I can't fly, so I can't go
back to my UFO.
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Starting tonight, I'm sleeping
here with you, Darling.
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W... Wait! Lum, that's
a problem!
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Why? I won't leave you
for the rest of my life!
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Eh?! "T... The rest
of your life?!"
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L... Lum, take off the ribbon!
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No! I don't want to!
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This is the first thing that
you've ever given me!
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Never mind... let me take it off!
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No! No!
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No! No!
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Ataru, you bastard!
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He's become a monster!
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Damn!
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You sleazebucket!
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Ataru, that's not fair!
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We want in too!
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What are you guys
talking about?!
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Acting innocent?
That's not fair...
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...doing "this and that" with Lum...
and this... and THIS!
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00:10:42,530 --> 00:10:44,760
That's right! Doing "this and that"
with Lum, all by yourself!
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You cowards! How dare you try to
take advantage of my weakness!
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Cut it out! That's
expensive!
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Darling, let
go of me!
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Cut it out! I said,
cut it out!
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Lum! The ribbon!
The ribbon!
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00:11:06,450 --> 00:11:07,820
What's that?
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It's a letter from Cherry. "A ribbon
that seals off power?"
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00:11:13,330 --> 00:11:17,160
W... What? It couldn't be... to think...
to think that... Darling would...
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Darling, it's not
true, is it?
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Darling!
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Darling...
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I'm g... glad for you, Lum, g... glad
that your sickness is cured!
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So, you were in cahoots
with Cherry!
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L... Lum, if we can just
talk this over...
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You played around
with me!
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Wait, wait! It's Cherry's
fault! Cherry's!
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00:12:05,310 --> 00:12:06,680
It's that scream
again!
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00:12:06,950 --> 00:12:09,180
No matter how many times I
hear it, it's always creepy!
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So it didn't work
after all.
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Ataru, at this point, you have
no choice but to accept...
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...and endure the electric
shocks with bravery!
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That is manhood! That is the
true measure of a man!
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After I'm through with Darling,
I'll get even with Cherry!
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Uh, oh...
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Ataru... at times a man must
turn his back on reality...
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...and make like a
stocking and run!
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Voodoo Dolls of
Vengeance
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Thanks for dinner.
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Glad you liked it.
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If you go to sleep right after you eat,
you'll turn into a cow!
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If you go to sleep right after you eat,
you'll turn into a cow!
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"A rest after meals,
heals..."
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Though I'll bet cows
don't have exams.
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00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:10,710
If there was a cow like you, it'd
become instant hamburger.
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00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:16,180
Come to think of it, Mr. Beef hasn't
graced our table recently.
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00:13:17,190 --> 00:13:19,250
You may blame that on
your father's salary.
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00:13:22,930 --> 00:13:27,190
I'm sorry, Dear! I'm doing my best at
managing things with your bonus.
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00:13:27,660 --> 00:13:29,190
Dad, what's
wrong?
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It's all good!
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As I listened to
you talk...
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...I felt as if this was a normal,
happy, after-dinner time.
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00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:42,010
But ever since that Lum appeared,
things have gone to hell...
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Where did our little piece
of happiness go?
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00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:50,350
Well... It definitely seems
to have left town.
247
00:13:50,450 --> 00:13:56,260
No more!
No more!
248
00:13:57,460 --> 00:13:59,260
Mom, you'd better
be careful...
249
00:13:59,430 --> 00:14:00,020
Of what?
250
00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:03,360
Dad seems to be under
a lot of stress...
251
00:14:03,470 --> 00:14:05,370
...he may have an affair,
you know...
252
00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:08,530
...and once an old person starts an
affair, things get really messy.
253
00:14:09,270 --> 00:14:13,540
That's ridiculous. For one thing, I don't
let him carry that kind of money.
254
00:14:14,110 --> 00:14:18,380
Ha! Don't forget that he's the father
of the famous Moroboshi Ataru.
255
00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:20,310
He has the raw talent,
in spades!
256
00:14:21,980 --> 00:14:23,540
It can't be true...
257
00:14:27,790 --> 00:14:32,890
I forgot... pro wrestling's on tonight.
It's gonna be bloody!
258
00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:35,930
Ataru, bring those plates
into the kitchen!
259
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:42,940
Dad, seems like the only happiness
left is in the living room...
260
00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:45,010
Eh...?
261
00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:57,220
Can't you even carry
a couple of dishes?!
262
00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:59,880
Can't you even pretend
to be a dutiful son?!
263
00:14:59,990 --> 00:15:02,120
Oh, I never should
have had you!
264
00:15:03,490 --> 00:15:06,120
I didn't do it deliberately! My
body moved on its own!
265
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:10,160
You better not have done it deliberately!
Don't make such foolish excuses!
266
00:15:10,870 --> 00:15:12,890
I wouldn't tell such
a bad lie!
267
00:15:14,670 --> 00:15:16,140
But I'm sure
it moved...
268
00:15:23,110 --> 00:15:25,710
Oh no... what are
you doing?!
269
00:15:25,950 --> 00:15:30,650
Quiet! At least let me watch TV in
peace! Butcher Nekota is on!
270
00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:36,780
Damn... my entire
body is aching!
271
00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:42,690
Lum, you're
back?
272
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:46,060
Er... I came home
a little while ago.
273
00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:47,360
What's wrong with her
coming back?!
274
00:15:47,970 --> 00:15:49,700
Lum, did you just
hide something?
275
00:15:49,870 --> 00:15:50,840
You're just imag-
ining things.
276
00:15:51,770 --> 00:15:52,760
You're acting suspicious!
Let me see!
277
00:15:53,010 --> 00:15:55,310
No, no! Darling!
278
00:15:55,410 --> 00:15:59,180
A scene like this wouldn't be
good for Ten's education!
279
00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:01,580
Wait until I get out
the futon, OK?
280
00:16:02,150 --> 00:16:06,590
Don't worry about me. There's been
a lot of advances in K-12 teaching!
281
00:16:07,220 --> 00:16:08,390
Don't try to use sex to cloud the issue!
282
00:16:08,390 --> 00:16:09,410
No!
283
00:16:11,890 --> 00:16:13,920
What the hell
is this?!
284
00:16:14,030 --> 00:16:15,460
A doll?
285
00:16:16,030 --> 00:16:18,260
Ouch! My...
My neck!
286
00:16:19,940 --> 00:16:22,270
You've got to handle
it gently.
287
00:16:23,740 --> 00:16:25,260
This is how you
play with it.
288
00:16:34,820 --> 00:16:36,790
3 beats, 3 more...
and then 7.
289
00:16:38,820 --> 00:16:40,550
Cut it out!
Cut it out!
290
00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:42,950
OK, I'll stop...
291
00:16:45,260 --> 00:16:46,420
What is this
thing?
292
00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:49,120
It's a voodoo game that's
popular on my planet.
293
00:16:50,070 --> 00:16:51,620
"A Voodoo game?"
294
00:16:52,070 --> 00:16:54,700
Lum, that's such
an old game...
295
00:16:54,800 --> 00:17:00,140
...that the only folks still playing it are
frustrated, middle-aged women.
296
00:17:00,940 --> 00:17:02,270
Then I'm one
of those?!
297
00:17:02,380 --> 00:17:04,140
This is no time
for that!
298
00:17:04,310 --> 00:17:09,150
Oh, I get it. So you made a doll
of me and were playing with it.
299
00:17:09,620 --> 00:17:12,090
I just had a terrible time down-
stairs, thanks to this!
300
00:17:12,190 --> 00:17:13,450
So I'm gonna...
301
00:17:17,830 --> 00:17:20,450
All you do is hurt yourself when
you pick on your own doll!
302
00:17:20,630 --> 00:17:23,830
Why would anybody make
such a stupid thing?
303
00:17:27,540 --> 00:17:28,800
Almost done!
304
00:17:29,510 --> 00:17:30,030
There!
305
00:17:30,210 --> 00:17:32,800
That's fast... "Probably a new
World Record, Mr. Guinness."
306
00:17:33,310 --> 00:17:35,800
It looks just like him!
It's a masterpiece!
307
00:17:36,380 --> 00:17:37,810
Cherry!
308
00:17:38,910 --> 00:17:40,580
What do you think? Looks
just like him, eh?
309
00:17:40,750 --> 00:17:41,810
Creepy.
310
00:17:43,090 --> 00:17:47,820
Sakuramboo... Now I'll get you back
for all the things you've done to me.
311
00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:49,820
For starters, off
with his head!
312
00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:56,890
Take that! Now he's finished.
"Rest In Peace."
313
00:17:57,070 --> 00:17:59,400
Darling, as it is, it's nothing
more than a doll.
314
00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:00,600
What?
315
00:18:00,770 --> 00:18:04,500
You need to place some of the
subject's hair inside the doll.
316
00:18:04,670 --> 00:18:05,330
A hair?
317
00:18:05,610 --> 00:18:06,580
Don't you know
anything?
318
00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:08,440
"You're ignorant of your stupidity.
You're ignorant of your shame."
319
00:18:08,540 --> 00:18:12,340
You're as dumb as roly-poly pudding.
"You're the big king of ignorance."
320
00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:16,350
Too bad Cherry's got
no hair to begin with.
321
00:18:17,490 --> 00:18:21,350
And I hoped to torture him...
the gods have forsaken me.
322
00:18:21,890 --> 00:18:24,620
Eh? Darling, you're always coming
up with interesting ideas.
323
00:18:24,730 --> 00:18:28,360
I'd never have thought of using one
of these dolls to get revenge!
324
00:18:28,460 --> 00:18:30,360
You learn something
new every day!
325
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:33,160
Lum, do you
love me?
326
00:18:34,740 --> 00:18:37,170
I love you more than anything
in the Universe.
327
00:18:38,870 --> 00:18:45,210
Then, as proof of your love, would
you do me a big favor or two?
328
00:18:50,750 --> 00:18:53,920
OK, now that I've put
hairs in, we're OK.
329
00:18:54,090 --> 00:18:56,680
Darling, you're the epitome of what
an inferiority complex is about!
330
00:18:57,390 --> 00:19:01,190
It scares me seeing how many people
you want to get back at!
331
00:19:03,270 --> 00:19:08,200
People don't call me "Ataru
the Jekyll" for nothing!
332
00:19:08,770 --> 00:19:12,330
I'll put yours here too, Darling.
Now, all that's left is this one.
333
00:19:12,510 --> 00:19:13,100
There's still
one left?
334
00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:16,210
Yes... this
nuisance!
335
00:19:16,650 --> 00:19:18,010
Shi... Shinobu!
336
00:19:18,450 --> 00:19:21,010
Now I'm off to go and pluck
a hair from her.
337
00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:23,510
Wa... Wait, Lum!
Hold it!
338
00:19:31,790 --> 00:19:33,230
Hey, wait!
339
00:19:33,330 --> 00:19:35,960
This is gonna be bad. After all,
Lum really is an Oni-girl.
340
00:19:36,070 --> 00:19:38,530
Who knows what godawful
things she might do?
341
00:19:39,030 --> 00:19:40,020
Hmm?
342
00:19:41,340 --> 00:19:44,600
Ataru, bad luck awaits
you in that direction!
343
00:19:44,770 --> 00:19:47,040
Can it! Running into you
is what brings bad luck!
344
00:19:47,610 --> 00:19:50,310
You have a particularly unfortunate
look on your face today.
345
00:19:51,150 --> 00:19:53,340
Don't worry about my face!
Worry about your own!
346
00:19:57,120 --> 00:20:00,650
Kids today... They
are beyond me...
347
00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:08,730
Eh...?
348
00:20:08,830 --> 00:20:12,030
I felt like somebody was looking
in... but it couldn't be...
349
00:20:12,130 --> 00:20:14,660
My imagination?
But still...
350
00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:18,300
...I feel like I'm being
watched.
351
00:20:18,970 --> 00:20:23,170
The nerve of her, hiding her hair!
Not to mention her ugly body!
352
00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:25,680
Let's see... how will I get
my hands on her hair?
353
00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:26,840
Lum!
354
00:20:27,020 --> 00:20:29,540
Oh... Darling... What're
you doing here?
355
00:20:30,220 --> 00:20:31,520
Lum, come
home.
356
00:20:31,620 --> 00:20:35,080
Even thinking about using the dolls
to inflict pain is totally wrong!
357
00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:38,590
But you're the one who
came up with the idea!
358
00:20:39,330 --> 00:20:42,590
Oh, well... see, that
was just a joke!
359
00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:46,130
Anyway, Lum, please don't
lay a finger on Shinobu!
360
00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:54,030
Ataru left a little while ago.
He shouldn't be home...
361
00:20:54,140 --> 00:20:55,630
A burglar?!
362
00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:02,640
Stop, thief!
Halt! Halt!
363
00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:11,020
Whew, it's
just a cat.
364
00:21:11,190 --> 00:21:13,320
Oh, my.
365
00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:16,830
Hmm, I wonder what
these dolls are for...
366
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,990
They all look
familiar!
367
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:22,100
Lum!
368
00:21:22,810 --> 00:21:25,240
Come down! Can't you listen
to what I'm saying?!
369
00:21:25,410 --> 00:21:27,400
Are you that worried
about Shinobu?
370
00:21:27,580 --> 00:21:29,040
I can't just sit by
and watch!
371
00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:35,080
Ignoring your fine wife, for some-
one as plain-Jane as Shinobu!
372
00:21:36,220 --> 00:21:39,240
It seems quite noisy
outside...
373
00:21:39,350 --> 00:21:41,550
A neighborhood couple
fighting, perhaps?
374
00:21:43,590 --> 00:21:45,460
A stray cat?
375
00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:47,930
Come over here. Dinner
will be ready soon.
376
00:21:48,430 --> 00:21:50,900
What do you have
in your mouth?
377
00:21:52,170 --> 00:21:54,930
Aw, it's just
a doll...
378
00:21:59,140 --> 00:22:01,670
Good evening...
Nice bath.
379
00:22:02,010 --> 00:22:03,940
A... Ataru...
380
00:22:04,110 --> 00:22:06,340
Shinobu! What's
wrong?
381
00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:07,120
What's wrong, Shinobu?!
382
00:22:07,120 --> 00:22:08,170
Uh-oh!
383
00:22:08,350 --> 00:22:11,620
What'll I do?
384
00:22:12,150 --> 00:22:14,420
Here, cat...
fetch!
385
00:22:17,890 --> 00:22:20,860
Darling, where are
you going?!
386
00:22:21,930 --> 00:22:26,530
I dunno! Ask
the doll!
387
00:22:26,900 --> 00:22:30,030
Hey! You
pervert!
388
00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:33,840
How dare you lay your hands on my
precious, one and only girl?!
389
00:22:33,940 --> 00:22:36,570
Damn! How did he dis-
appear so fast?!
390
00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:39,200
Shinobu, did you see
the pervert's face?
391
00:22:41,550 --> 00:22:43,520
Oh, you poor
thing...
392
00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:49,220
That idiot! That
moron!
393
00:22:49,660 --> 00:22:52,250
Good kittycat!
394
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:56,260
"When you curse someone,
dig two graves."
395
00:22:56,530 --> 00:23:01,770
Somebody, somebody...
please stop me!
396
00:23:02,500 --> 00:23:03,770
My body!
397
00:23:04,110 --> 00:23:06,270
It's moving by itself...
and it won't stop!
398
00:23:06,780 --> 00:23:08,740
Somebody!
399
00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:11,840
Take that!
And that!
400
00:23:14,850 --> 00:23:19,250
Help me! Help
me! Help me!
401
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:29,730
Citizens! Disperse!
402
00:23:29,830 --> 00:23:34,030
Stop this melee at once! Calm
down! Calm down!
403
00:23:34,140 --> 00:23:39,770
How dare you hit me in the head?!
You wanna know who I am?!
404
00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:44,180
I'm Matahachi of
Okachimachi!
405
00:23:53,220 --> 00:23:57,160
At the end of a long tunnel in
the closet is snow country!
406
00:23:57,260 --> 00:24:00,230
There's a citadel of ice, shining
dimly in the depths of space...
407
00:24:00,330 --> 00:24:02,590
...with its beautiful
princess, Oyuki!
408
00:24:02,700 --> 00:24:04,560
Darling's in
danger!
409
00:24:04,670 --> 00:24:07,730
We'll see you next for "Neptune
is Beyond My Closet..."
410
00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:10,960
...and "That Crazy Age
of the Dinosaurs!"
411
00:24:23,090 --> 00:24:30,080
Let's put weird and weird together,
and make it even weirder!
412
00:24:30,190 --> 00:24:37,290
Weird, weird space
is super-weird!
413
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:44,240
Hold on. What? What?
Something's weird!
414
00:24:44,340 --> 00:24:51,340
Hold on. What? What? Something's
definitely a little weird!
415
00:24:51,450 --> 00:24:58,010
If it gets weird, it
becomes fun!
416
00:24:58,120 --> 00:25:05,550
Hearts pop up and fly away
into the night sky!
417
00:25:05,660 --> 00:25:12,690
Let's put weird and weird together,
and make it even weirder!
418
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:18,070
Weird, weird space
is super-weird!
419
00:25:18,170 --> 00:25:26,880
Super-weird!
Terrible!
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