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URUSEI YATSURA
(Those Obnoxious Aliens)
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Don't get so
fidgety!
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You're always looking
all over the place!
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Stop looking away
from me!
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More than anyone
else, I...
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...love you, love you,
love you the best!
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...love you, love
you, love you!
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...love you, love
you, love you!
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...love you, love
you, love you!
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On nights when the stars
are twinkling...
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...I dream all
about you.
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I love you, but you act
like you don't know.
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I bet you're crazy for someone
else by now!
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Ah! Men all have
so many loves.
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Ah! You're spreading
them all over...
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...and making
me worry!
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Don't get so
fidgety!
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You're always looking
all over the place!
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Stop looking away
from me!
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More than anyone
else, I...
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...love you the best!
Love you the best!
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Black Hole Love
Triangle
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Uh, hello?
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Yes, this is your daughter Shinobu's
boyfriend, Moroboshi Ataru.
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Yes, THAT Moroboshi
Ataru. Uh-huh.
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I'm so sorry to be always bothering you.
May I speak to Shinobu, please?
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Hello? It's me, Ataru. No, I don't
have a cold or anything.
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It's OK. There's no way she could have
found out. I'm being cautious!
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I'm gonna go
tell Lum...
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So, where do you
want to meet?
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I don't know... the park seems
a little too conventional...
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...and I'm so sick of
hamburger joints...
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Really? Thank you
for telling me, Ten!
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I can't really say...
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But, it's really been a while
since we've had a date.
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Don't worry, I can take
care of Lum...
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Darling, come
to bed!
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L... Lum! Where'd
you come from?!
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Tonight's going to be cold,
so let's sleep together!
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Cut it out!
Cut it out!
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We're going to make a baby
on Saturday night!
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What are you saying?! Shinobu, it's
all lies, she's making it all up!
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First you ask me out... Now
this?! What's the story?!
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It's not like that,
Shinobu!
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Get out!
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What for?!
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I can't take it any more, you're always
interfering with my phone calls!
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That was clearly an
unfaithful call!
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Let me say this for the record! I
want to see Shinobu right now!
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Ha! There's no point in crying... I'm
not going to be fooled by that again.
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This is not good. Things are
taking a strange turn here.
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The hearts of women are
impossible to fathom.
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Darling!
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It won't do any good...! We're...
now... divorced...! Get out!
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And don't come
back!
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You moron!
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I did it! I've finally kicked
out Lum and Jariten!
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Lum... with that terrific
bust... what a waste...
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But I need to live free, moving
from flower to flower!
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Still, now I can go out
with Shinobu freely!
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Well...
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Phone, phone! Phone, phone!
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Such a unique son you have...
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What do you want? I said
we were through!
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What?! R... Really? Lum left? You're
not kidding me? She really left?
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He's lying!
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I'm still here! I went to bed
with Darling last night!
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It's a lie! Lum's
really not here!
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Ataru! Do you really have that
much fun making fun of me?!
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No, really! She's
really not here!
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Believe me, Shinobu! Believe
what I'm telling you!
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No! What would you
like me to believe?
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Darling, put down the phone and
let's take a bath together!
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Lum, stop kidding around! Shinobu,
this is all a mistake!
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We're really through
this time!
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Please believe me, Shinobu!
Lum, you moron!
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I wish I had a son as
interesting as him!
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You can have him any
time you want.
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Ataru, I didn't know that
you were that stupid.
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For one thing, that lady is known
for spreading rumors!
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I'm going to be the laughing-
stock of the neighborhood...
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...for being the mother
of such a stupid son!
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That's part of the job
of being a parent!
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Don't you understand yet?! You are the
personification of the word "stupid!"
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Personification of "stupid?!" How can
you say that to your own son?!
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What's wrong with
saying it?
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Oh, I never should
have had you.
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What kind of mother
are you?
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This is a special
report:
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At around 10:00 today, a Self-
Defense Force plane...
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...vanished while flying
over Nerima District.
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Hey, look! That's nearby! Look, look...
they say a plane disappeared!
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Dad, are you that happy at seeing
other people's misfortune?
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Ataru's stupidity won't be cured just
because a plane disappears!
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What?!
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It won't be
cured!
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This is all Lum's
fault.
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Hey, wait a
minute...
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...instead of calling Shinobu, all I have
to do is go directly to her house.
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Wow... I'm
so smart!
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L... Lum, you bitch! You're watching
my every move from your UFO.
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Lum, you moron! I've got
my pride too, you know!
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Look, that's the strange boy I was
telling you about earlier...
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I see...
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Is it OK to let him roam
free like this?
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What is the Public Health
Center doing about this?
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I'm going to do it! I've come this
far... I'm going to go for it!
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Let the battle
begin!
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Hello? A... Ataru!
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Wait, don't hang up! If you hang
up, it really will be over.
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Lum's not here. She's just interfering
from her UFO, up in the sky!
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Darling, you're making
fun of Shinobu again!
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Shinobu! Ignore Lum
and talk to me!
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Darling hates you anyway,
Shinobu.
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Shinobu, don't pay any
attention to her.
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OK, I'll believe you.
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Shinobu... I can't tell you how
long I've waited for this day...
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Me too, Ataru!
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Lum's not here
any more.
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That's right... I can't even hear Lum's
voice any more... not a thing.
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Damn! If you want to talk,
try talking through this!
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Here! Jamming
waves!
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Damn! What a cheap
little trick!
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I can't hear
anything!
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I won't give up! I'll fight until my
supply of ¥10 coins runs out!
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Damn it! All that noise...
at a time like this!
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In Nerima District, where an SDF
plane disappeared earlier...
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...a helicopter has now
also disappeared.
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This is a picture showing
that moment.
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Please look at the bottom
left of the photograph.
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Oh! Ataru...!
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Once again, that Moroboshi
Ataru is involved.
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It's too much of a coincidence
to be anything else!
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So, what do you think this all means,
Stablemaster Mitsugoyama?
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Well... with regards to
Moroboshi Ataru...
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...it seems that when the two
disappearances occurred...
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...he was on the phone
with his girlfriend.
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Ah, I see...
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Also, there is the strange point that
Lum was sending odd EM waves...
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...toward their houses
from her UFO.
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In other words, this triangle here
has created a black hole.
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What?! A black
hole?!
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Yes. Anything that enters this
black hole will disappear...
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...transported into an
alternate dimension.
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Why didn't you just say
so to start with?!
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Get them off
the phone!
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Ataru! Cut it out already! How long
do you intend to be on the phone?!
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I ran out of ¥10 coins! Let
me call from home!
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Don't be
spoiled!
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I'm left with no choice
but to go over.
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I've got to see Shinobu,
even if it kills me!
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Ataru! Ataru! Here!
Wear this!
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What, what
is it?!
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This is a raincoat I used
when I was younger.
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It's made of rubber, so it gets
sweaty when you wear it...
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But it will guard against all
those lightning shocks.
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D... Dad!
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Ataru!
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Fear not!
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I will watch over your
son's demise!
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Shinobu!
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Ataru!
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Damn it! Lum means to
go all the way with this!
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Ataru!
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Look out!
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Oh! He's been
flattened...
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Don't look! His stupidity
may be catching!
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"Hail Amida Buddha..."
A pitiful brat he was...
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You bastard!
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How frightening!
He's still alive!
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He has the vitality
of a devil!
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I can't die until
I see Shinobu!
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Ataru!
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Shinobu!
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Oh no you
don't!
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Shinobu!
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Ataru!
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Shinobu!
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Ataru!
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What the...! Get away from
her! I won't stand for this!
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Shinobu, I can't believe you made
it here, through all that lightning.
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Nothing can stand against the
power of love, you see!
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When we die, we'll
be together!
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Yes, wherever
it takes us!
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Lovers' suicide! We'll dissolve
this triangle relationship!
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Get away
from her!
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Shinobu! Are
you OK?!
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Ataru!
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Shinobu!
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Damn... I can't
see a thing.
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Ataru! Where
are you?
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Oh! Shinobu?! I'm so glad
you're safe! What?!
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Darling!
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What?
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I'm so happy! You were worried
about me after all, Darling!
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No, you're wrong,
you're wrong!
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How could you?! The two of you were
making fun of me, weren't you?!
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Cut it out!
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It's too much!
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It's too much!
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No, wait, stop!
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It's too much! It's too much!
You bastard! It's too much!
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Why does it have to
end up like this?!
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'Tis fate!
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Ataru, you idiot!
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Shinobu!
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You have me,
Darling!
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Ataru... about the cost of
rebuilding the town...
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1 jet fighter, ¥2.4 billion.
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1 helicopter, ¥150 million.
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All the damage totaled
up, over ¥3 billion.
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Your father told us to get
the money from you!
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"Freely I fly, from flower
to flower..."
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'Tis fate!
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It's a Lovesick
Little Demon!
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Geez... Ever since Lum moved in with
me, Shinobu's been mad at me...
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...and Lum being Lum, she gives
me lightning shocks...
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...whenever I look at another
girl, even for one second!
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A bad luck omen...
go away!
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Huh? Hey!
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Hey you!
Beat it!
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11:54 p.m., Thursday the 12th.
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Ow... ouch. Feels like my
head's going to split open.
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The bump... The bump's
getting bigger!
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Look at that bump! No wonder
it hurts so much.
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Ow! I can't breathe!
C'mon! Get off!
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Who... Who the
hell are you?!
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Oh no! Look, it's
after midnight!
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Ya gonna pay for this! I can't go home!
I can't go back! Ya gonna pay!
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Hey, I have no idea what
you're talking about!
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You popped out on your
own. Don't blame me!
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I can't go home... I
can't go back now!
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So what do you want
ME to do about it?!
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00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:04,100
What's going
on, Darling?
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D... D...D... D...Darling,
what IS that?!
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That's what I want
to know!
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00:15:17,590 --> 00:15:19,850
You're gorgeous! You're
just my type!
240
00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:22,120
S... Stay away! Stay
away from me!
241
00:15:24,020 --> 00:15:25,580
W... W...What are
you doing?!
242
00:15:25,760 --> 00:15:26,820
You're just
my type!
243
00:15:26,990 --> 00:15:29,120
But you're
not mine!
244
00:15:29,300 --> 00:15:31,820
Hey! Don't hold
on there!
245
00:15:31,930 --> 00:15:34,200
My bra!
246
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,840
You don't need
to run away!
247
00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:43,730
Go away! Don't
come near me!
248
00:15:46,210 --> 00:15:47,410
But I fell
for you!
249
00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:49,520
You don't
have to!
250
00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:51,080
But I have already!
251
00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:53,310
I have a husband!
252
00:15:57,790 --> 00:16:02,700
Think of the nuisance to the neighbors,
both of you! Quiet down!
253
00:16:05,570 --> 00:16:07,500
What's going on? It's
awfully noisy.
254
00:16:07,670 --> 00:16:08,570
I think it's the
roof...
255
00:16:08,740 --> 00:16:11,710
Dear, the Moroboshis' son
is mixed up in it again!
256
00:16:12,970 --> 00:16:15,600
Dear, let's just pretend we don't know
anything, and go back to sleep.
257
00:16:15,780 --> 00:16:16,940
Uh, yes,
let's...
258
00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:18,940
Hey, you're right. It's
the Moroboshis' son!
259
00:16:19,110 --> 00:16:20,710
Oh, I never should
have had him...
260
00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:26,980
Aww, you're my type!
You're my type!
261
00:16:27,150 --> 00:16:30,680
Darling, this thing is disgusting!
I can't be around him!
262
00:16:30,860 --> 00:16:32,350
I'm going to sleep
up there!
263
00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:33,360
What?!
264
00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:35,390
You don't have to run away...
265
00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:36,530
Shaddap!
266
00:16:42,340 --> 00:16:44,900
Ain't she... coming back
here no more?
267
00:16:45,070 --> 00:16:46,230
What?
268
00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:48,740
Say! Why don't you stay
here from now on?
269
00:16:48,910 --> 00:16:50,100
Is it cool?
270
00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:51,680
It's cool!
Cool!
271
00:16:51,850 --> 00:16:54,370
You're swell, man!
272
00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:58,550
If Lum's not around, I don't have to
worry about lightning shocks...
273
00:16:58,650 --> 00:17:01,990
...and Shinobu will stop saying
nasty things to me.
274
00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:04,560
I can be friends with
all the girls!
275
00:17:05,830 --> 00:17:08,450
Thank you for showing up!
You're the god of luck!
276
00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:10,960
I'm so happy.
277
00:17:12,330 --> 00:17:14,360
All right.
278
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,000
What a disgusting
creature!
279
00:17:19,110 --> 00:17:22,010
I can't possibly rest knowing
that thing is around!
280
00:17:24,310 --> 00:17:26,510
Still, I wonder if Darling's
all right?
281
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:30,640
All right.
282
00:17:33,950 --> 00:17:37,580
Ataru! Did you set
out the plates?
283
00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:44,120
Who? Who
are you?!
284
00:17:46,330 --> 00:17:47,640
You're gorgeous!
285
00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:49,600
Huh? Y... You mean me?
286
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,470
Yes! You're
my type!
287
00:17:53,710 --> 00:17:55,900
Close up, you're
even prettier!
288
00:17:56,080 --> 00:18:01,070
Oh, really? Dear, we have
a charming visitor!
289
00:18:02,180 --> 00:18:04,480
I'll make you
my wife!
290
00:18:09,020 --> 00:18:10,990
I'll make you
happy!
291
00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:14,990
Hey! Take your
hands off!
292
00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:18,730
She may not be much, but she's
still my wife! You bastard!
293
00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:24,470
To protect my family, I can't
let you get away with this!
294
00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:25,940
She's very sexy!
295
00:18:25,940 --> 00:18:28,470
Hey you!
296
00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:31,010
Hey! Where are
you hiding?!
297
00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:34,810
What did you mean by, "she may not
be much, but she's still my wife?"
298
00:18:34,980 --> 00:18:37,310
Uh... It's all
his fault!
299
00:18:39,550 --> 00:18:40,450
Come back here!
300
00:18:40,450 --> 00:18:42,010
Dear!
301
00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:44,920
I wouldn't have guessed that he
liked girls to that extent...
302
00:18:45,090 --> 00:18:46,860
Ataru! What's
going on?
303
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,560
There's this big fuss and someone
I've never seen before.
304
00:18:49,730 --> 00:18:52,700
Last night, he came out of a mirror,
and he can't go home.
305
00:18:53,070 --> 00:18:55,870
A mirror? Did you put two
mirrors face-to-face?
306
00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:56,730
Yeah.
307
00:18:56,900 --> 00:19:00,740
Oh no! If you put two mirrors face-to-
face at midnight on Friday the 13th...
308
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:02,170
...a demon will
appear.
309
00:19:02,510 --> 00:19:05,170
But, because of
him, Lum left.
310
00:19:05,780 --> 00:19:09,110
Really?! He may be a demon,
but he's like an angel to us!
311
00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:11,150
I'll make you
my wife!
312
00:19:12,120 --> 00:19:15,320
Hey, wait a second! Not
this girl! Hey you!
313
00:19:15,490 --> 00:19:17,460
You're cute!
314
00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:18,790
Be my woman!
315
00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:20,760
Hey, don't be
ridiculous!
316
00:19:20,930 --> 00:19:22,360
I'm going to
marry you!
317
00:19:22,530 --> 00:19:24,050
No way! Stay away
from me, demon!
318
00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:27,760
Stop! Cut
that out!
319
00:19:28,870 --> 00:19:32,070
Now, there's no one to interfere!
We can get married right away!
320
00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:32,970
Not on your life!
321
00:19:32,970 --> 00:19:34,310
You're really beautiful.
322
00:19:34,310 --> 00:19:34,440
You're really beautiful.
323
00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:35,530
Is that all you can say?
324
00:19:35,710 --> 00:19:37,570
Let go!
325
00:19:38,910 --> 00:19:44,480
Y... You threw an angelic demon!
A curse, a curse on you!
326
00:19:44,790 --> 00:19:47,410
Shut up, you shrimp
of a demon!
327
00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:52,020
W... While I'm away for
even a little while...
328
00:19:52,130 --> 00:19:58,530
Oh! D... D...Darling, you're
going to get yours!
329
00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:05,270
You promise not to attack
any more women?
330
00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:08,030
So you can start attacking
women instead?
331
00:20:08,210 --> 00:20:09,180
What?!
332
00:20:11,010 --> 00:20:13,380
My head's
spinning!
333
00:20:15,180 --> 00:20:19,780
I ...lf I'm gonna be picked on, I wanna
go home! I wanna go home!
334
00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:22,580
I feel kind of sorry
for him...
335
00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:24,160
Lum!
336
00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:26,380
I'm not letting you get away
with your infidelity!
337
00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:29,800
Lum! Lum, calm down! He's
still here, you know! Look!
338
00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:31,490
Eek! How disgusting!
339
00:20:32,570 --> 00:20:34,560
That's mean.
340
00:20:34,740 --> 00:20:36,430
I told you not to
attack women!
341
00:20:37,100 --> 00:20:40,300
Darling! When we took that bath, you
swore you would remain faithful!
342
00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:42,540
That's a lie!
343
00:20:42,710 --> 00:20:45,580
I'm finished with a disgusting
person like you!
344
00:20:45,850 --> 00:20:47,310
You cheat!
345
00:20:54,390 --> 00:20:57,120
This is hell... I want
to go home.
346
00:21:00,490 --> 00:21:01,830
What... Dad,
you too?
347
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,660
It looks as though that little
demon's to blame for this!
348
00:21:04,830 --> 00:21:07,700
We've got to do
something...
349
00:21:10,540 --> 00:21:15,630
I see, a full course dinner? And sake
as well? Don't mind if I do.
350
00:21:15,940 --> 00:21:18,880
By all means... To avoid the
breakup of our family...
351
00:21:19,010 --> 00:21:21,640
...the previously-discussed matter
must succeed, no matter what.
352
00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:26,650
I am a high priest... there's
no need to worry.
353
00:21:27,250 --> 00:21:29,650
Isn't this kind of demon a product
of the Christian religion, though?
354
00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:31,090
When you become
a high priest...
355
00:21:31,190 --> 00:21:33,750
...you look through various Western
religious texts as well.
356
00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:35,660
(The first English phrase Japanese
kids learn in school)
357
00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:35,660
"This is a pen!"
358
00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:39,660
Oh, good. Now, I can leave
for work at ease...
359
00:21:40,430 --> 00:21:48,740
Amen, amen, Hail Amida Buddha...
Lord Jesus Christ...
360
00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:51,000
I can really go back
with this?!
361
00:21:51,180 --> 00:21:53,580
Yes. Believe in
my powers.
362
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:56,080
With my powers, I will create
a four-dimensional space...
363
00:21:56,180 --> 00:21:57,280
...between these
facing mirrors.
364
00:21:57,380 --> 00:21:59,650
All you have to do is jump
in when it appears!
365
00:22:00,250 --> 00:22:03,310
Does he really have to go? It'll
be lonely without him...
366
00:22:03,590 --> 00:22:04,850
I wonder if this will
be all right...
367
00:22:05,290 --> 00:22:07,920
We will now
begin...
368
00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:14,500
The style seems awfully
Oriental, if you ask me.
369
00:23:13,190 --> 00:23:15,420
I'm home...
370
00:23:15,530 --> 00:23:17,500
Eh? What's
wrong?
371
00:23:18,130 --> 00:23:20,100
Huh? The living
room?!
372
00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:25,370
Wh... What the hell's
going on?
373
00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:27,200
H... How are you gonna
deal with this?!
374
00:23:27,370 --> 00:23:29,870
I wonder if the translation of that
Western work was wrong...
375
00:23:29,980 --> 00:23:32,140
It was supposed to make him vanish...
I didn't expect him to multiply!
376
00:23:32,250 --> 00:23:35,940
Your family is really
unlucky!
377
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:54,430
Do yellow ribbons
suit me?
378
00:23:54,530 --> 00:23:58,470
They're the first present Darling has
ever given me! I'm so happy!
379
00:23:58,570 --> 00:24:02,060
But all of a sudden, I can't fly,
nor can I shoot lightning!
380
00:24:02,180 --> 00:24:04,140
There's something funny
going on, Darling!
381
00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:06,580
We'll see you next time for "Electric
Shocks Scare Me!..."
382
00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:10,670
...and "Voodoo Dolls
of Vengeance!"
383
00:24:22,730 --> 00:24:29,730
Let's put weird and weird together,
and make it even weirder!
384
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:36,940
Weird, weird space
is super-weird!
385
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:43,880
Hold on. What? What?
Something's weird!
386
00:24:43,980 --> 00:24:50,980
Hold on. What? What? Something's
definitely a little weird!
387
00:24:51,090 --> 00:24:57,660
If it gets weird, it
becomes fun!
388
00:24:57,760 --> 00:25:05,190
Hearts pop up and fly away
into the night sky!
389
00:25:05,310 --> 00:25:12,340
Let's put weird and weird together,
and make it even weirder!
390
00:25:12,450 --> 00:25:17,710
Weird, weird space
is super-weird!
391
00:25:17,820 --> 00:25:26,520
Super-weird!
Terrible!
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