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URUSEI YATSURA
(Those Obnoxious Aliens)
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Don't get so
fidgety!
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You're always looking
all over the place!
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Stop looking away
from me!
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More than anyone
else, I...
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...love you, love you,
love you the best!
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...love you, love
you, love you!
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...love you, love
you, love you!
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...love you, love
you, love you!
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On nights when the stars
are twinkling...
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...I dream all
about you.
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I love you, but you act
like you don't know.
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I bet you're crazy for someone
else by now!
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Ah! Men all have
so many loves.
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Ah! You're spreading
them all over...
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...and making
me worry!
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Don't get so
fidgety!
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You're always looking
all over the place!
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Stop looking away
from me!
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More than anyone
else, I...
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...love you the best!
Love you the best!
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Sakura, Raving Beauty
of Mystery
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Darling! Darling! Where
are you?! Darling!
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Lum, forget that moron already. He's
been gone three days now.
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He's probably lying dead
somewhere anyway.
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It's a lot quieter without
him around too.
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I can't do that! Darling
is my life!
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Poor Lum... you were unlucky enough
to fall for the likes of him...
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Oooh! That brat!
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Ataru!
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Huh?
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Oh! Lum!
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Shinobu! Where'd you
hide my Darling?!
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What are you talking about?!
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Ataru ran away from home because
he couldn't stand you any more!
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I won't put up with
talk like that!
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What, you want
to fight?!
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Oh no... Th... This is bad! If I go
out there now, I'll be torn to bits!
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Somebody... Somebody
save me!
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Now, on today's Wideshow,
we bring you...
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...by viewer demand so titanic
that it stunned our staff...
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...our popular missing-
persons segment.
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And here's our
first family!
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Mom, please
come home!
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Dad's crying every day... and
Sis is worn out from work.
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Here's your
ramen!
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That guy over there
is really creepy.
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The way he eats sure
is disgusting.
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Now, our next missing-
persons family!
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Darling! Where are you?! The
nights are getting colder.
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Come home! I'll
keep you warm!
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"Invader" is Lum's father's family name!
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Hey, that's that Lum,
Invader's daughter.
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Ataru! All is forgiven.
Come home.
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Ataru, I attended a funeral
the other day...
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...and got lots of the funeral bean-jam
cakes, the ones you love so much.
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I haven't eaten them because
I'm saving them for you!
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Ataru, please contact
me at least!
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I understand that you don't want
to go home because of Lum.
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Let's run away together some-
where, just you and I!
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Wherever you may
be, I can tell!
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Today is a bad day! It's
an extremely bad day!
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Unfortunate things will happen
to you one after another!
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We here at the station are
waiting for your calls.
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Lend a loving hand to these
unfortunate families!
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N... Now calm down.
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There's no way anybody could see
through this perfect disguise.
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This is a picture of
Moroboshi Ataru!
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Moroboshi Ataru?!
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That's the guy who made it rain
oil with that taxi incident!
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I always felt like I needed to belt
him one to get over that.
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Hey, you resemble him
almost exactly!
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We can't let this
Ataru get away.
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I'll grind
him up!
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Check please!
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Grab him! We'll crucify
him, upside down!
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Ha! How dare you think that I, "Speedy
Ataru," could be caught so easily!
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Farewell, you blood-
thirsty mob!
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This sensation...
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W... What's wrong, Miss?!
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I'm having a heart attack... from
the shock of colliding with you...
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Your heart?!
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There he is!
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Look, now he's attacking
a young girl!
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That animal!
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Damn... now which
way do I go?!
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Serves you right,
morons!
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Why do I stand out so much, even
though I ran away from home?
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What... What
a sexy lady!
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You seem to
be in pain.
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Maybe I should rub your back?
Oh, wait a second!
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If it's chest pains then... May
I help you take off your bra?
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It's that kind of irresponsible character
that draws evil spirits towards you!
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I can tell just by looking
at your face.
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I've been a priestess
for a long time...
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...but I've never seen anyone with
a face as unlucky as yours.
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Ah... So you're a priestess. No
wonder you seem so mystical.
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By the way, it seems as though
you were being chased...
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To tell the truth, I can't stay at school
or at my house any more...
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Moroboshi! This school
is not a Go-Go Bar!
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That's right! Having
fun all by yourself...
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You selfish bastard!
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Why can't you tell us that
we can share with you?!
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It's not my fault... she follows
me on her own!
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A couple is always
together!
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That's too much! It's too cruel!
You're doing this deliberately!
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Shinobu... It's a mistake, Shinobu!
It's not like that at all! S... Stop it!
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Darling, I'm sorry.
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Yeah, yeah...
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As an apology, here's an
expression of my love!
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Keep it down!
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You're trouble!
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We're in a bind here. Every time
Ataru does something...
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...the town gets demolished, the Self-
Defense Forces come, dogs bark....
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Yes, it's not good for education and it's
an embarrassment to the entire town.
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Isn't he?
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Every time Lum gives an "expression of
her love," the transformers just blow...
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...yes, I have to pull overtime
every day now.
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He's the cancer
of our class!
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We're deeply aware of
our responsibility...
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Forgive us... Forgive us...
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I never should have had him!
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...and that's basically
what it's like.
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Trouble with women, huh?
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I've had it with
women!
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Oh! My chest
again!
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Shall we take
off your bra?
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What do you mean, you've had it? It's
because of that you... Oh! My chest!
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This seems an awful
lot like a come-on...
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I've never met an evil spirit
that I couldn't expel...
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This must be fate. I'll exorcise
you of this evil spirit!
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Wow... what a house! Do priestesses
make that much money?
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I've got a mortgage...
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I still have 19 years and 3 months
before it's paid off.
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Gag! I see...
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Welcome... Sakura will
be ready shortly.
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Thank you... Umm, her name
is Sakura, you say...!
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Is something
wrong?
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N... N...No... it's just that I suddenly
had a bad feeling... it couldn't be...
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...but I've heard the name Sakura
somewhere before...
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No, no, your face is different!
This is fraud!
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Shut up! My cavities have suddenly
worsened, I've got stomatitis...
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...and my lymph nodes
are all swollen!
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I need to finish this up quickly
and get to a dentist!
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I'm outta here.
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Wait! Mother, stop him!
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Wait! Mother, stop him!
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Very well.
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Calm down! You'll be cursed if
you ignore people's kindness!
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Be expelled! Be purified!
Be expel...!
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It's no good, it's no good! It hurts
so much, I can't concentrate!
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W... What spiritual energy! It could
easily wipe out a couple of people!
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Wh... What the? What
the?! What is this?!
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You quack priestess, with your wicked
things! Stop this exorcism!
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Keep calm! I don't give up
in the middle of things!
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Expel! Purify!
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Expel! Purify!
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Darling!
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Darling! Where
are you?
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Oh, I see... Well, that's good!
Congratulations, Sakura!
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I bet Sakura's illness had you
worried too, right, Brother?
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It's good you're all
right, Sakura.
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"Sakura" is the Japanese
word for " cherry."
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Thank you, Uncle Cherry.
I feel great!
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I've never felt this healthy
before in my life!
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Cherry!
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Oh, if it isn't Lum.
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What are you so
happy about?
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All the disease spirits that had been
plaguing my niece Sakura are gone.
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Look! They all transferred
themselves onto him.
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Darling!
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Darling!
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His knack for attracting evil spirits
is useful every now and then.
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How dare you give me
all your bad luck?!
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I curse your family, your children,
and your grand-children!
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You should try anything
once, as they say.
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Truly, it was great!
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Virus in Distress
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Damn! Damn! I'm late!
I'm late again!
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Darling! You forgot
something!
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Your lunch. For you, it's more im-
portant than your textbooks!
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Don't you badmouth
me like that!
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Well, it's true...
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"Tomobiki High School"
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What's going on? Nobody but guys
lined up... is somebody coming?
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A real babe is coming! A new nurse,
full of mature sexiness, is coming!
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Huh? Really?! Where?
Where is she?
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Darling! That's
disgraceful!
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In this case, who cares
about appearances?
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So, is it really true?
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Yesterday after school, she had
an interview with the principal.
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She starts 30 minutes late and
leaves 30 minutes late.
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Today's her
first day!
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Hey, she should be showing
up pretty soon!
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What?!
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There she is!
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What the?! Hey, what're you doing?
Let me go! Let me go!
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Let me see! Let
me see too!
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Sa... Sakura? Sakura! Sa...!
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Good morning!
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Good morning.
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A mature woman's
sexiness...
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That tight skirt...
I can't take it!
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That tight skirt... I wish
she'd take it off.
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I want to m... m...
marry her!
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It's too much!
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W... Wait! Miss
Sakura!
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Miss Sakura?! Ataru!... Do you
know that beautiful nurse?
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Yes, I do!
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Where?!
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When?!
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When?!
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How?!
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Well...
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It's terror...
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Darling, what's
wrong?!
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I ...I can't even think back
on it... it's too terrifying.
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Darling!
Wait!
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If Ataru doesn't feel well, after
seeing that beautiful nurse...
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...then this is no
ordinary matter.
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It's almost like watching
Jekyll and Hyde.
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00:16:33,350 --> 00:16:34,550
Does Ataru have a
split personality?
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Hey! You morons! Classes
have already started!
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What do you think you're doing?!
Get back in your classrooms!
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Darling! What's
wrong?
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...I don't know
either...
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I'm so happy, Darling! You're trying so
hard to keep away from other women!
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I ...ls that true?
It can't be...
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It's true! Darling, here's an
expression of my love!
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Ouch, ouch...
I'm so happy.
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I'm injured in three
places!
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I'm injured all over
my body!
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I wonder what's going
on with the boys...
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...they're all covered with injuries,
but they look happy.
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Was there a fight?
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00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:13,460
No, no... it's because we've
got a new school nurse.
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00:17:13,460 --> 00:17:13,590
No, no... it's because we've
got a new school nurse.
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Huh? Did you see her?
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00:17:14,730 --> 00:17:14,860
Huh? Did you see her?
242
00:17:14,860 --> 00:17:18,960
Yeah... I got a good look at her...
she's REALLY pretty.
243
00:17:19,130 --> 00:17:21,070
Oh, what a bunch
of morons...
244
00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:23,000
...getting injured deliberately
and looking so happy.
245
00:17:23,170 --> 00:17:28,160
If I can be seen by that beautiful nurse,
who cares if I lose a neck or two?
246
00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:30,300
Come on... hit me harder!
Bust my jaw!
247
00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:31,770
All right!
248
00:17:31,950 --> 00:17:33,310
Ouch!
249
00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:34,380
Ouch, ouch!
250
00:17:34,550 --> 00:17:36,180
She's probably an old
bag, anyway...
251
00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:39,180
At this rate, the one who should be
making the most fuss is Ata...
252
00:17:39,290 --> 00:17:40,780
Huh?!
253
00:17:42,690 --> 00:17:44,280
Darling... you don't
look so good.
254
00:17:44,460 --> 00:17:46,450
It... It's nothing...
255
00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:48,860
Ataru, what's
wrong?!
256
00:17:49,030 --> 00:17:50,520
H... He's burnin' up!
257
00:17:50,700 --> 00:17:54,260
T... To the Nurse's Office!
To the Nurse's Office!
258
00:17:54,430 --> 00:17:56,800
S... Stop it! Stop
it! Stop it!
259
00:17:56,970 --> 00:17:58,030
Darling!
260
00:17:58,210 --> 00:18:01,040
I ...I don't want to go see the nurse!
P... Put me down! Put me down!
261
00:18:01,210 --> 00:18:02,940
You're not acting
normally, Ataru!
262
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:03,440
It's not like you to refuse to be
treated by a beautiful woman!
263
00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:05,880
Shut up!
264
00:18:11,650 --> 00:18:13,710
Emergency!
Emergency!
265
00:18:14,120 --> 00:18:17,450
Nurse! Could you please see
him.... it's an emergency!
266
00:18:22,860 --> 00:18:25,330
N... N...Nurse!
267
00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:26,820
OW!
268
00:18:27,100 --> 00:18:29,860
Hm? This student... he's
Moroboshi Ataru?
269
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:32,400
How strange... Sakura's
become a nurse.
270
00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:34,440
It's the frightful
truth.
271
00:18:34,940 --> 00:18:38,600
Ataru! You didn't do it with
Miss Sakura ahead of us...
272
00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:41,140
Moron! Don't imagine such
disgusting things!
273
00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:42,450
Yes, ma'am!
274
00:18:44,450 --> 00:18:47,650
Oh good... I'm glad that
it wasn't what I thought.
275
00:18:47,820 --> 00:18:50,120
Considering it's you, your disease
is probably faked anyways.
276
00:18:50,290 --> 00:18:51,760
Stay away! Why would
I fake an illness...
277
00:18:51,860 --> 00:18:53,160
...just so I could be seen by
an incompetent priestess?!
278
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:58,360
Hmmm... it certainly doesn't
appear to be faked.
279
00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:00,660
Some contusions and cuts in several
places. 2 days to heal.
280
00:19:00,830 --> 00:19:03,740
Whamph are woo wooking
at, woo wemon?!
281
00:19:05,870 --> 00:19:08,640
Hang in there... I'll be by your side
for as long as it takes to heal.
282
00:19:08,810 --> 00:19:10,040
What are you talking about?
I'll stay by him!
283
00:19:10,210 --> 00:19:13,180
I will!
284
00:19:14,010 --> 00:19:15,040
Darling!
285
00:19:15,220 --> 00:19:18,480
Your Darling seems to be really popular
among the male students.
286
00:19:18,650 --> 00:19:20,050
Umm... well...
at times.
287
00:19:20,220 --> 00:19:24,450
That does it! I ...
I'm leaving...!
288
00:19:24,930 --> 00:19:27,720
Darling? You OK?
I'm worried.
289
00:19:27,890 --> 00:19:30,920
I ...I don't want to go
to the infirmary...
290
00:19:31,100 --> 00:19:32,070
Something's
strange...
291
00:19:32,170 --> 00:19:35,460
Yeah, all the guys except Moroboshi
are in the infirmary.
292
00:19:38,770 --> 00:19:41,670
Cut it out! I have no
time for you fakers!
293
00:19:41,980 --> 00:19:45,970
It's real this time, Miss Sakura...
we're really sick...!
294
00:19:46,810 --> 00:19:49,300
Hmmm... a case of
optical neuralgia...
295
00:19:51,820 --> 00:19:54,620
You have abdominal ringworm
and nasal urticaria!
296
00:19:55,790 --> 00:19:57,980
This is constipated bladder
inflammation!
297
00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:00,590
Tuberculotic homosexuality!
These diseases are real!
298
00:20:01,090 --> 00:20:03,560
Is there anybody from your
class who isn't here?!
299
00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:06,530
Only... Mo... Mo...
Moroboshi Ataru.
300
00:20:06,900 --> 00:20:09,700
Moroboshi Ataru?! Hmm... there's
something there, something.
301
00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:11,530
The root of this problem
must be him!
302
00:20:12,110 --> 00:20:13,600
Capture Moroboshi and
bring him here!
303
00:20:13,710 --> 00:20:16,230
The cause of your problems
is connected to him!
304
00:20:17,180 --> 00:20:18,410
Ow...! What are
you doing?!
305
00:20:18,580 --> 00:20:20,600
What are you going to
do with Darling?!
306
00:20:20,780 --> 00:20:21,650
You'll soon
find out.
307
00:20:21,750 --> 00:20:24,220
How about it, Specialist, have
you found out anything?
308
00:20:24,380 --> 00:20:28,720
Hmmm.... they're all infected
with the same type of virus.
309
00:20:28,890 --> 00:20:30,690
Oh? Let
me see.
310
00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:36,660
They all look as though they
hate Moroboshi Ataru.
311
00:20:36,900 --> 00:20:39,460
Don't lie! I'll ask them
what's going on.
312
00:20:39,630 --> 00:20:40,660
Can you
do that?
313
00:20:40,830 --> 00:20:43,360
Uh-huh! One representative,
step forward!
314
00:20:46,540 --> 00:20:47,870
OK!
315
00:20:49,610 --> 00:20:51,580
Macro beam,
switch on!
316
00:20:56,450 --> 00:20:57,580
You're kidding!
317
00:20:57,750 --> 00:20:59,340
Stop crying and start
explaining.
318
00:20:59,450 --> 00:21:02,480
My Darling's being blamed for
something he didn't do.
319
00:21:02,660 --> 00:21:06,460
OK... Due to an evil disease spirit, we
can't show our normal symptoms...
320
00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:09,890
...and that's why we're crying.
Please exorcise it!
321
00:21:10,300 --> 00:21:13,060
I figured as much... so, where
is this disease spirit located?
322
00:21:13,570 --> 00:21:16,560
Here! Over here! Inside
him! Here!
323
00:21:16,870 --> 00:21:18,000
What?!
324
00:21:18,170 --> 00:21:19,500
He's lying!
He's lying!
325
00:21:20,010 --> 00:21:22,300
We'll find out soon enough if it's a
lie or not by trying an exorcism!
326
00:21:22,410 --> 00:21:24,570
I thought it was strange that a lech
like you was avoiding me!
327
00:21:24,850 --> 00:21:27,840
That's right! It wasn't like Ataru! The
disease spirit possessed him!
328
00:21:28,010 --> 00:21:30,540
Talk, Ataru! How was your
soul taken away?
329
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:44,530
We will now begin
the exorcism.
330
00:21:46,970 --> 00:21:50,800
Ready, everyone? Discard all earthly
thoughts and clear your minds.
331
00:21:51,140 --> 00:21:52,410
She's too sexy in that hakama!
332
00:21:52,410 --> 00:21:53,710
I wish she'd take it off.
333
00:21:53,710 --> 00:21:53,840
I wish she'd take it off.
334
00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:54,740
I want to marry her.
335
00:21:54,740 --> 00:21:54,880
I want to marry her.
336
00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:56,210
A grown-up woman.
337
00:21:56,380 --> 00:21:58,170
You! Clear your
thoughts!
338
00:21:58,280 --> 00:22:02,210
You keep thinking thoughts like that and
I won't be able to perform the exorcism!
339
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:03,480
Understand?!
340
00:22:14,730 --> 00:22:15,820
Darling!
341
00:22:18,630 --> 00:22:22,160
Yuk! H... How
sickening!
342
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:24,030
Darling!
343
00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:26,400
Hey, Ataru! Get
off her!
344
00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:32,840
That's him! That's the disease
spirit that interfered with us!
345
00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:38,510
So this is who gave
me athlete's foot!
346
00:22:38,690 --> 00:22:41,650
You bastard!
347
00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:45,120
So this is him! The one who
wrecked my personality!
348
00:22:45,490 --> 00:22:48,090
I've lost! Beaten by a
woman's sexiness!
349
00:22:48,190 --> 00:22:50,360
This is why I didn't want to approach
a grown sexy woman...
350
00:22:50,460 --> 00:22:51,930
...but I was seduced
anyway!
351
00:22:52,830 --> 00:22:54,030
The exorcism
is a success!
352
00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:55,830
Really?
353
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:56,870
I'm really
beat!
354
00:22:57,040 --> 00:22:59,340
Thank you! Now we can
return to being...
355
00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:01,930
...the nasty influenza viruses
that we usually are!
356
00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:05,440
Good for you! We're glad
for you as well... Hmm?
357
00:23:14,890 --> 00:23:16,190
We'll have to close
the class.
358
00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:18,260
What a bunch of
ingrate viruses.
359
00:23:18,430 --> 00:23:20,450
Miss Sakura!
360
00:23:20,630 --> 00:23:21,590
Stay away
from me!
361
00:23:21,700 --> 00:23:27,190
Come on... we can do an oral transfer!
G... Give me your viruses!
362
00:23:27,770 --> 00:23:30,600
Oooh! Darling!
363
00:23:30,770 --> 00:23:35,330
Stay away, you moron! What are
you made up of, anyway?!
364
00:23:35,510 --> 00:23:37,340
Get away
from her!
365
00:23:37,510 --> 00:23:38,270
Oh no!
366
00:23:38,450 --> 00:23:43,380
My only asset is my health!
Marry me, Miss Sakura!
367
00:23:53,890 --> 00:23:57,020
The time has come at last for the
dissolution of the triangle!
368
00:23:57,130 --> 00:24:03,130
No way will I let Shinobu have Darling!
Darling, I'll stake my life on it!
369
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:06,030
We'll see you next time for "Black
Hole Love Triangle..."
370
00:24:06,140 --> 00:24:08,900
...and "It's a Lovesick
Little Demon!"
371
00:24:22,990 --> 00:24:29,990
Let's put weird and weird together,
and make it even weirder!
372
00:24:30,100 --> 00:24:37,200
Weird, weird space
is super-weird!
373
00:24:37,300 --> 00:24:44,140
Hold on. What? What?
Something's weird!
374
00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:51,240
Hold on. What? What? Something's
definitely a little weird!
375
00:24:51,350 --> 00:24:57,920
If it gets weird, it
becomes fun!
376
00:24:58,020 --> 00:25:05,450
Hearts pop up and fly away
into the night sky!
377
00:25:05,570 --> 00:25:12,600
Let's put weird and weird together,
and make it even weirder!
378
00:25:12,710 --> 00:25:17,970
Weird, weird space
is super-weird!
379
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:26,780
Super-weird!
Terrible!
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