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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.COM 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.MY-SUBS.com - 2 00:01:09,639 --> 00:01:11,467 Take me somewhere. 3 00:01:47,134 --> 00:01:49,803 So when do I see you again? 4 00:01:50,888 --> 00:01:53,557 What are you doing on Thursday night? 5 00:01:56,059 --> 00:02:00,473 My neighbour Bette, she's having a thingumajiggy. 6 00:02:00,647 --> 00:02:02,890 What? 7 00:02:04,317 --> 00:02:06,774 I have something on Thursday. 8 00:02:08,154 --> 00:02:09,484 - Really? - Yeah. 9 00:02:09,656 --> 00:02:11,531 Fuck. 10 00:02:11,700 --> 00:02:15,116 If she asked me today, I would say no. 11 00:02:15,286 --> 00:02:18,372 - I would. - You would? 12 00:02:20,833 --> 00:02:22,874 Yes. 13 00:02:26,005 --> 00:02:29,671 - I have a date tonight. - Oh, you do? 14 00:02:29,842 --> 00:02:30,958 I do. 15 00:02:33,387 --> 00:02:35,844 Huh. 16 00:02:36,015 --> 00:02:38,803 - I'm a little jealous. - You are? 17 00:02:39,477 --> 00:02:40,936 That's good. 18 00:02:42,354 --> 00:02:44,395 Yeah, it is. 19 00:03:59,304 --> 00:04:00,764 Oh, God. 20 00:05:13,460 --> 00:05:18,039 Stop. You don't want this showing up on your credit card statement. 21 00:06:46,092 --> 00:06:48,928 You can't always be in control. 22 00:07:16,413 --> 00:07:18,323 We need a plumber. 23 00:07:18,498 --> 00:07:23,161 And a carpenter, too, if we're gonna make this place presentable. 24 00:07:23,336 --> 00:07:27,667 I know one. She's working for Bette at the CAC. Candace. 25 00:07:27,841 --> 00:07:33,927 - She is making a packet, too. - Maybe she'll give us a break. Call her. 26 00:07:34,097 --> 00:07:36,256 OK. 27 00:07:45,441 --> 00:07:48,111 James. Hey, it's Tina. 28 00:07:48,277 --> 00:07:50,318 Is Bette there? 29 00:07:51,447 --> 00:07:56,075 No, no. Just have her call me when she gets in. 30 00:07:56,243 --> 00:07:59,744 Do you happen to have a number for Candace Jewell? 31 00:08:00,873 --> 00:08:02,831 Yeah? Good. 32 00:08:09,131 --> 00:08:11,172 - Hey. - Hello. 33 00:08:14,761 --> 00:08:16,839 So what do you think? 34 00:08:17,639 --> 00:08:20,890 I think it's awesome. I love it. 35 00:08:21,059 --> 00:08:23,895 Then why the fuck did you do it? 36 00:08:26,690 --> 00:08:29,063 - Steve... - When you're in business with someone, 37 00:08:29,234 --> 00:08:32,485 you gotta keep it in your pants around their family. 38 00:08:32,654 --> 00:08:35,940 I knew my daughter was into girls. That's not news. 39 00:08:36,116 --> 00:08:39,568 Maybe she was experimenting, maybe it's a phase. 40 00:08:39,744 --> 00:08:44,490 - Bottom line is this... Bottom line is this. - Steve, I didn't... 41 00:08:44,666 --> 00:08:46,435 If I'm in business with a guy 42 00:08:46,436 --> 00:08:50,871 and he goes for my daughter, I say, "Is he honest?" 43 00:08:51,047 --> 00:08:54,666 - "Will he treat her right?" - I didn't sleep with your daughter. 44 00:08:54,842 --> 00:08:57,797 I'm already cutting you a shitload of slack here. 45 00:08:57,970 --> 00:09:01,506 One thing. I gotta warn you, Cherie's on the warpath. 46 00:09:01,682 --> 00:09:05,763 She'll calm down, but right now she wants you drawn and quartered. 47 00:09:05,936 --> 00:09:08,393 She doesn't like our kid being gay. 48 00:09:08,564 --> 00:09:12,978 No matter how involved we are, it's not an easy... Shane... 49 00:09:13,152 --> 00:09:17,067 Shane! What the fuck... ? 50 00:09:17,739 --> 00:09:23,161 Cherie, will you open the gate? I'm not leaving until you come outside. 51 00:09:23,328 --> 00:09:25,369 Open the gate! 52 00:09:37,926 --> 00:09:41,426 - My parents are really mad... - Get out of my car. 53 00:09:41,596 --> 00:09:45,096 - The reality of you and me is freaking them out. - Clea! 54 00:09:45,266 --> 00:09:49,431 There is no reality of you and me. I love someone else. 55 00:09:49,604 --> 00:09:53,899 - I have never seen you with this person. - It's complicated. 56 00:09:54,067 --> 00:09:59,607 I love you! She doesn't! There's no way she's gonna be with you. 57 00:10:00,406 --> 00:10:05,567 I need organisation! Do you understand? Do you see what's wrong? 58 00:10:05,745 --> 00:10:10,870 - Cherie. Cherie! - You can both stay in there till you figure it out! 59 00:10:11,041 --> 00:10:12,501 Kids. 60 00:10:14,128 --> 00:10:16,964 - Get out. - No. 61 00:10:17,131 --> 00:10:19,606 Get out. Get out! 62 00:10:19,607 --> 00:10:22,553 I'm taking Clea to Paris and I never wanna see you again! 63 00:10:22,719 --> 00:10:26,220 Listen to me! Listen to me! I did not do anything! 64 00:10:26,390 --> 00:10:31,765 She's lying. I swear, I didn't do it. I would never do that to you. 65 00:10:31,937 --> 00:10:37,608 Do you have any idea how much you mean to me? I swear I wouldn't do it. 66 00:10:40,070 --> 00:10:44,816 - You fucking bitch! - Oh, my God. Clea! 67 00:10:44,991 --> 00:10:47,151 Clea! 68 00:10:56,961 --> 00:10:58,622 - Hi. - Am I interrupting? 69 00:10:58,796 --> 00:11:00,589 No, come on in. 70 00:11:02,383 --> 00:11:04,626 How are you? 71 00:11:04,802 --> 00:11:07,804 - I'm good. How are you? - I'm good. 72 00:11:09,473 --> 00:11:11,800 - I'm getting organised. - Yeah? 73 00:11:11,976 --> 00:11:14,016 Yeah. 74 00:11:16,272 --> 00:11:18,312 What? 75 00:11:19,900 --> 00:11:23,352 There's something I wanna talk to you about. 76 00:11:23,529 --> 00:11:24,529 OK. 77 00:11:25,739 --> 00:11:28,362 Jenny, technically, you and I are still married. 78 00:11:32,788 --> 00:11:34,781 We need to get a divorce. 79 00:11:37,167 --> 00:11:42,791 - Of course we do. - I found the name of a good lawyer on campus. 80 00:11:42,964 --> 00:11:47,212 I thought maybe we could go see him together. 81 00:11:48,762 --> 00:11:50,554 OK. 82 00:12:15,955 --> 00:12:18,992 Sweetie? Alice is here. 83 00:12:19,166 --> 00:12:21,705 Can I just... ? Thanks. Hi, Dane. 84 00:12:22,670 --> 00:12:25,339 Poor Mr Piddles. 85 00:12:25,506 --> 00:12:28,294 OK, OK. 86 00:12:28,467 --> 00:12:31,670 - I'm so sorry. - She's been like this all day. 87 00:12:31,845 --> 00:12:34,633 I tried to get somebody to remove it, but... 88 00:12:34,806 --> 00:12:38,342 she's been sitting there for three hours. 89 00:12:41,521 --> 00:12:44,808 We've gotta make arrangements, right? 90 00:12:44,983 --> 00:12:47,392 I'll do anything. I'll do anything. 91 00:12:47,569 --> 00:12:51,698 What do you need? Have you thought about what you want? 92 00:12:54,284 --> 00:12:56,158 I don't want him cremated. 93 00:12:56,327 --> 00:13:00,160 OK. Yeah, we'll bury him. You want him buried? 94 00:13:00,331 --> 00:13:03,618 - You want me to arrange a burial plot? - Yeah. 95 00:13:03,793 --> 00:13:08,456 He should have a casket. Mahogany, maybe. Only the best for Mr P. 96 00:13:08,631 --> 00:13:13,175 Move the VIP reception here. The Anish Kapoor is there. 97 00:13:13,344 --> 00:13:18,588 - It's always good to imbue a sense of awe. - Isabella Pernao's there too. 98 00:13:18,766 --> 00:13:22,136 It says we stand behind the show, every facet, 99 00:13:22,311 --> 00:13:24,200 and we're not about to hide 100 00:13:24,201 --> 00:13:26,606 the more challenging pieces for anybody's comfort. 101 00:13:26,774 --> 00:13:28,623 I still need to discuss security. 102 00:13:28,624 --> 00:13:31,271 Can you make sure Gavin doesn't leave? 103 00:13:31,445 --> 00:13:34,648 - I'll let the caterers know. - Great. 104 00:13:34,823 --> 00:13:37,778 - Hola. - Hello. 105 00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:40,490 Remember how important it is to eat? 106 00:13:40,662 --> 00:13:44,743 We picked you up something at that place on La Cienega. 107 00:13:44,916 --> 00:13:47,325 Real Food Daily. That is so sweet. 108 00:13:47,502 --> 00:13:52,046 - Ivan picked it up while I was at my AA meeting. - Thank you. 109 00:13:52,215 --> 00:13:54,672 Thank you so much for coming. 110 00:13:56,928 --> 00:14:00,428 I guess you know what I wanna talk about. 111 00:14:01,391 --> 00:14:04,097 No, I'm not sure. 112 00:14:04,269 --> 00:14:07,040 Well, as you can see, we're trying to fix this place up, 113 00:14:07,641 --> 00:14:10,604 and we need help. 114 00:14:10,775 --> 00:14:15,734 We don't have a lot of money, but it's a really great project. 115 00:14:15,905 --> 00:14:18,361 The kids, they love it here. 116 00:14:20,910 --> 00:14:24,031 Yeah. Anything for the kids. 117 00:14:24,538 --> 00:14:28,751 Can I talk to you? Wanna tell me what you're doing? 118 00:14:28,918 --> 00:14:33,130 - Taking out the trash. - With her. She's madly in love with you. 119 00:14:33,297 --> 00:14:38,209 - No, we're friends. He helps me out. - Because she is in love with you. 120 00:14:38,385 --> 00:14:42,135 - She wants to be your husband. - It's not like that. 121 00:14:42,306 --> 00:14:43,775 You might not be able to read the signals, 122 00:14:43,776 --> 00:14:48,100 but she is courting you and you're letting her. 123 00:14:48,270 --> 00:14:50,560 - Is that so? - Yeah, it is. 124 00:14:50,561 --> 00:14:54,290 Thank you for the lessons of the mating habits of indigenous lesbians. 125 00:14:54,344 --> 00:14:58,177 - Next week we'll do butch and femme role-play. - Ladies. 126 00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:03,601 We should let you get on with your business. 127 00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:07,899 You must wanna get home to the little woman sometime tonight. 128 00:15:23,414 --> 00:15:24,909 Gosh, Gene. 129 00:15:26,250 --> 00:15:30,249 This is so much better than dinner and a movie. 130 00:15:30,421 --> 00:15:33,339 Is this how you get all the girls? 131 00:15:33,507 --> 00:15:36,213 - Truth? - Yes, please. 132 00:15:36,385 --> 00:15:39,138 I don't really date that much. 133 00:15:39,304 --> 00:15:41,761 - You know. - Why? 134 00:15:43,392 --> 00:15:47,604 I was with the same woman for the last five years 135 00:15:47,771 --> 00:15:50,180 and she never really came here. 136 00:15:50,357 --> 00:15:53,774 - She hated fish, so... - Oh... 137 00:15:53,944 --> 00:15:56,732 I know. We weren't exactly the greatest match. 138 00:15:56,905 --> 00:15:58,945 What else? 139 00:15:59,115 --> 00:16:01,156 Um... 140 00:16:01,326 --> 00:16:05,787 She liked to exercise really early in the morning. 141 00:16:05,955 --> 00:16:09,788 - No. - I hate exercise and I hate mornings, so... 142 00:16:12,211 --> 00:16:15,166 I did my thesis on nocturnal behaviour, 143 00:16:15,339 --> 00:16:19,421 so I never really broke the habit of staying up late. 144 00:16:19,594 --> 00:16:23,723 What do you like to do in the middle of the night? 145 00:16:23,889 --> 00:16:25,930 Usually I read. 146 00:16:30,271 --> 00:16:33,308 And... she wasn't Jewish. 147 00:16:35,776 --> 00:16:39,063 Oh, Gene. Is that important to you? 148 00:16:39,905 --> 00:16:42,362 No. It's not important. 149 00:16:46,954 --> 00:16:49,410 It's just an added bonus. 150 00:16:53,168 --> 00:16:55,208 Hey. 151 00:17:14,063 --> 00:17:16,306 Was that OK? 152 00:17:22,405 --> 00:17:24,694 It was nice. 153 00:17:24,865 --> 00:17:27,867 - Nice? Are you serious? - No, it was nice. 154 00:17:28,035 --> 00:17:30,492 That's damning with faint praise. 155 00:17:32,581 --> 00:17:37,659 - You wanna go meet the seals? - I meant it. It was nice. 156 00:17:37,836 --> 00:17:42,499 - The seals might change your mind. - About whether you're a good kisser? 157 00:17:42,675 --> 00:17:45,249 No, about your story. 158 00:17:46,595 --> 00:17:49,217 They're way better communicators than manatees. 159 00:17:49,389 --> 00:17:51,632 They even have dialects. 160 00:17:51,808 --> 00:17:54,763 - I think you'll love them. - OK. 161 00:17:54,936 --> 00:17:56,977 - All right. - OK. 162 00:18:01,443 --> 00:18:03,816 This is where I spend my days. 163 00:18:03,987 --> 00:18:06,027 Gosh. 164 00:18:08,324 --> 00:18:11,161 Hello. 165 00:18:11,327 --> 00:18:15,408 The seals have this amazingly intricate system of communication 166 00:18:15,582 --> 00:18:19,165 that lets them settle quarrels without fighting. 167 00:18:19,335 --> 00:18:22,171 - It's pretty incredible. - Come here. 168 00:18:22,338 --> 00:18:25,174 We should be so lucky. 169 00:18:25,341 --> 00:18:27,382 It's very civilised. 170 00:18:29,470 --> 00:18:33,421 - Hey, you don't have to do this. - I want to. 171 00:18:34,975 --> 00:18:37,016 I mean, what... 172 00:18:42,107 --> 00:18:44,148 - Are you sure? - Mm-hm. 173 00:19:29,237 --> 00:19:31,693 - Are you OK? - I'm fine. 174 00:19:32,573 --> 00:19:36,026 - I'm fine. - I'm sorry. Did I do something? 175 00:19:36,202 --> 00:19:40,331 - No, I'm fine. - I don't think you're fine. You're crying. 176 00:19:42,124 --> 00:19:45,624 - I'm so sorry. Did I hurt you? - No. 177 00:19:45,794 --> 00:19:47,338 Um... 178 00:19:49,798 --> 00:19:52,041 You OK? 179 00:19:52,217 --> 00:19:54,258 I... 180 00:19:56,513 --> 00:19:57,925 Um... 181 00:20:10,402 --> 00:20:12,479 Oh, Jenny. 182 00:20:13,947 --> 00:20:16,700 He looks a little strange. 183 00:20:16,866 --> 00:20:20,283 Yeah, I think he hasn't really thawed out yet. 184 00:20:20,453 --> 00:20:24,950 We were afraid he'd decompose, so Shane and I put him in the freezer. 185 00:20:25,124 --> 00:20:30,416 - How is Shane? She seems preoccupied. - I don't know. She's not talking. 186 00:20:30,588 --> 00:20:34,040 I think it has something to do with her Hollywood wife. 187 00:20:34,217 --> 00:20:38,926 I'm not gonna stop calling until you do. Answer your phone. 188 00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:47,476 I'm so sorry about Mr P. I know how much he meant to you. 189 00:20:47,646 --> 00:20:52,772 - I'm glad I met him before he passed on. - Thanks for taking care of him. 190 00:20:52,943 --> 00:20:55,696 I didn't know him, but my condolences. 191 00:20:58,282 --> 00:21:00,406 Ivan. 192 00:21:00,826 --> 00:21:02,866 You heal. 193 00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:10,541 - Hi. - Hi. 194 00:21:11,211 --> 00:21:13,251 I'm so sorry. 195 00:21:18,510 --> 00:21:23,220 This was gonna be your Christmas present. I want you to unwrap it. 196 00:21:27,769 --> 00:21:30,854 It's by one of my favourite artists, Ed Conlin. 197 00:21:32,523 --> 00:21:35,193 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 198 00:21:35,359 --> 00:21:38,065 What is with the twin thing? Are they merging? 199 00:21:38,237 --> 00:21:40,860 Here, take this for me. Thanks. 200 00:21:41,866 --> 00:21:45,033 - Hey, baby. - How was your day? 201 00:21:45,202 --> 00:21:47,113 - You guys... - Tonya. 202 00:21:53,127 --> 00:21:58,003 I would like to propose a toast to Mr Piddles. 203 00:21:58,173 --> 00:22:03,050 To Mr P, kitty, well-loved furry feline, we will miss you. 204 00:22:03,220 --> 00:22:05,794 - To Mr P. - Here we go. 205 00:22:09,726 --> 00:22:11,767 I should say something. 206 00:22:19,569 --> 00:22:25,110 Everybody, I just wanted to say thank you... 207 00:22:26,785 --> 00:22:29,027 ... so much for coming and... 208 00:22:30,663 --> 00:22:33,618 ... you guys are the best friends anybody could have. 209 00:22:33,791 --> 00:22:38,787 What's important is the people who are there for you, 210 00:22:38,963 --> 00:22:44,634 the ones who got you through and the ones you can't live without. 211 00:22:44,802 --> 00:22:50,307 I've also realised how important Tonya is to me. Come here. 212 00:22:50,474 --> 00:22:54,687 She more than anyone has helped me get through this terrible time. 213 00:22:54,854 --> 00:22:58,555 I wanted you all to be the first to know... 214 00:22:58,732 --> 00:23:00,773 Show them. 215 00:23:02,027 --> 00:23:04,519 Tonya and I are engaged. We're getting married. 216 00:23:04,696 --> 00:23:06,737 - Oh, my... - Shit. 217 00:23:06,907 --> 00:23:11,784 I'm just... It's a shame Mr P can't be here to share this with us, 218 00:23:11,954 --> 00:23:15,738 but I'm sure he'd be filled with joy like me. 219 00:23:17,959 --> 00:23:22,373 It's a conflict of interest. It's not fair to the CAC or Candace. 220 00:23:22,547 --> 00:23:27,009 I'm sorry. I didn't think it would be such a big deal for you. 221 00:23:27,177 --> 00:23:28,820 You're exploiting her. 222 00:23:28,821 --> 00:23:31,970 She might have felt she had to do it 'cause of me. 223 00:23:32,140 --> 00:23:34,264 She seemed happy to do it. 224 00:23:35,351 --> 00:23:37,392 She said yes? 225 00:23:38,688 --> 00:23:39,852 Yes. 226 00:23:42,734 --> 00:23:44,774 Selfish. 227 00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:11,929 - I have to ask you to move on. - I'm waiting for someone. 228 00:24:12,095 --> 00:24:14,587 You're gonna have to wait somewhere else. 229 00:24:15,724 --> 00:24:18,809 - They're gonna be out in a minute. - No, they won't. 230 00:24:18,977 --> 00:24:21,450 If you don't move, 231 00:24:21,451 --> 00:24:24,103 you're gonna be in violation of the restraining order they filed. 232 00:24:24,816 --> 00:24:28,981 - You understand what I'm saying? - Yeah. 233 00:24:32,365 --> 00:24:34,074 Fine. 234 00:24:42,083 --> 00:24:44,124 Shit. 235 00:24:55,805 --> 00:24:58,178 Tina... 236 00:25:03,270 --> 00:25:05,311 I'm sorry. 237 00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:09,228 I... I overreacted. 238 00:25:12,279 --> 00:25:15,779 - OK. - I don't have to tell you how stressed I am. 239 00:25:15,949 --> 00:25:18,524 I know that doesn't excuse my behaviour, 240 00:25:18,702 --> 00:25:24,788 but it would have been nice if you had told me you were talking to her. 241 00:25:24,958 --> 00:25:30,629 - Can we talk later? I'm meeting Oscar. - Can you accept my apology? 242 00:25:30,797 --> 00:25:32,874 I accept your apology. 243 00:25:34,175 --> 00:25:39,965 I'm sorry I didn't think to warn you. We've been a little out of touch. 244 00:25:40,140 --> 00:25:42,751 - It'll be over as soon as the show opens. - Sure. 245 00:25:42,752 --> 00:25:46,973 I'll call you later, when I get a minute. 246 00:25:50,900 --> 00:25:56,192 My God. What have I done? What the fuck am I doing? What am I doing? 247 00:26:05,664 --> 00:26:07,705 Hi. 248 00:26:09,585 --> 00:26:12,955 - Hey. - You're still here. 249 00:26:13,130 --> 00:26:15,836 I wanted to make sure you're OK. 250 00:26:16,008 --> 00:26:20,836 I'm sorry about last night. You must have thought I was a crazy person. 251 00:26:21,013 --> 00:26:23,884 No. You just seemed... 252 00:26:25,517 --> 00:26:28,056 ... really sad. 253 00:26:28,895 --> 00:26:33,772 At least I have some idea of what's going on, you know. 254 00:26:35,902 --> 00:26:38,571 It's pretty intense. 255 00:26:38,738 --> 00:26:40,779 My life... 256 00:26:43,076 --> 00:26:45,895 So am I the first guy you tried to be with 257 00:26:45,896 --> 00:26:49,910 since you fell in love with that woman 258 00:26:50,083 --> 00:26:54,746 and your marriage fell apart and she dropped you like a hot potato? 259 00:26:54,921 --> 00:27:00,343 Yeah, you're the first guy since Tim. 260 00:27:04,430 --> 00:27:07,302 Maybe you don't wanna be with guys. 261 00:27:11,228 --> 00:27:12,723 No. 262 00:27:15,316 --> 00:27:16,859 No, I... 263 00:27:19,278 --> 00:27:21,318 I still like guys. 264 00:27:22,823 --> 00:27:24,863 I do. 265 00:27:33,708 --> 00:27:37,410 I understand if you don't wanna see me again. 266 00:27:40,674 --> 00:27:43,000 D'you wanna see me again? 267 00:27:58,524 --> 00:28:00,851 I like you. 268 00:28:03,321 --> 00:28:05,361 I like you too. 269 00:28:09,910 --> 00:28:16,080 This is what you want and I just took the liberty of ordering it. 270 00:28:16,250 --> 00:28:22,621 You know, you always know what I'm gonna get, even before I know it. 271 00:28:24,174 --> 00:28:30,130 - I'm gettin' spoiled. - Nothing could spoil you, nothing. 272 00:28:34,267 --> 00:28:36,226 Ivan... 273 00:28:39,272 --> 00:28:42,725 I adore you. I really do. 274 00:28:43,985 --> 00:28:46,120 And you are the finest person 275 00:28:46,121 --> 00:28:49,740 I have ever had the privilege of spending time with. 276 00:28:53,786 --> 00:28:57,536 But this, it just doesn't feel right. 277 00:28:57,707 --> 00:28:59,914 What doesn't feel right about it? 278 00:29:00,084 --> 00:29:05,043 I just don't have anything to offer you in return. 279 00:29:05,214 --> 00:29:09,509 No, you offer me so much. You can't imagine. 280 00:29:09,677 --> 00:29:13,972 Please, please, just listen to me. 281 00:29:14,140 --> 00:29:16,347 You need to hear this. 282 00:29:16,517 --> 00:29:18,557 I'm a straight woman. 283 00:29:20,813 --> 00:29:27,528 A two-months-from-50-year lifetime heterosexual woman. 284 00:29:27,695 --> 00:29:31,195 If you... if you were a man... 285 00:29:33,158 --> 00:29:36,113 you would be the perfect man. 286 00:29:37,829 --> 00:29:44,082 And I know that there are people who could be better for you 287 00:29:44,252 --> 00:29:47,338 and just give you what you're looking for. 288 00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:51,925 Do you know what you're looking for, Kit? 289 00:29:53,553 --> 00:29:57,682 No, not in the big-picture sense that you mean. 290 00:30:01,853 --> 00:30:05,768 Then how do you know I can't give it to you? 291 00:30:11,946 --> 00:30:13,986 See you later. 292 00:30:14,907 --> 00:30:16,948 Bye. 293 00:30:38,597 --> 00:30:40,637 Who the fuck was that? 294 00:30:44,102 --> 00:30:47,686 - I don't think that's any of your business. - What? 295 00:30:48,648 --> 00:30:51,070 This is my house. It's my business 296 00:30:51,071 --> 00:30:54,320 if you're fucking some other guy in my house! 297 00:30:54,487 --> 00:30:57,940 No. You and I are getting a divorce. 298 00:30:58,116 --> 00:31:02,245 Look at me! Because you fell in love with another woman! 299 00:31:03,997 --> 00:31:09,335 And that relationship has ended, and now I'm dating other people. 300 00:31:09,502 --> 00:31:11,959 What difference does it make? 301 00:31:12,130 --> 00:31:14,537 The difference is we were engaged. 302 00:31:14,538 --> 00:31:16,792 You were supposedly in love with me. 303 00:31:16,968 --> 00:31:19,447 You swore that if you were ever gonna be with a man again, 304 00:31:19,448 --> 00:31:22,923 I was the man. 305 00:31:23,099 --> 00:31:27,228 - I believed it when I said it. - But it wasn't true. 306 00:31:27,394 --> 00:31:30,515 You've taken our whole relationship, 307 00:31:30,689 --> 00:31:34,688 turned it into this enormous fucking lie! 308 00:31:37,154 --> 00:31:40,440 I don't want you in my life any more. 309 00:31:41,658 --> 00:31:43,901 It doesn't feel good. 310 00:31:48,081 --> 00:31:50,490 Do you want me to move out? 311 00:31:54,379 --> 00:31:57,132 It's gotta be better than this, right? 312 00:32:00,802 --> 00:32:05,880 I know the sequencing is wrong. That is an Opie, not a Spinace. 313 00:32:06,057 --> 00:32:09,676 I think what we have to... do is to... 314 00:32:11,062 --> 00:32:13,554 Actually, can you do that? 315 00:32:13,731 --> 00:32:18,690 - I need 45 minutes in my office. - Sure. Absolutely. 316 00:34:23,983 --> 00:34:29,607 I, Jennifer Schecter, am not too sure of who I am 317 00:34:29,780 --> 00:34:32,355 because there are several of me. 318 00:34:32,533 --> 00:34:35,701 They float up from me like phantoms, 319 00:34:35,870 --> 00:34:41,208 and slink off to commit acts for which I may or may not be responsible. 320 00:34:41,375 --> 00:34:46,038 Jennifer Diane Schecter is not at all sure whether any of this happened 321 00:34:46,213 --> 00:34:50,081 or whether it was simply a tale as told to JDS, 322 00:34:50,259 --> 00:34:55,634 by JD, after a poem by I, JDS, 323 00:34:55,806 --> 00:34:57,965 Jennifer Schecter of so many selves. 324 00:34:58,141 --> 00:35:01,843 Jennifer, Jen, JDS. Sarah Shuster. 325 00:35:02,020 --> 00:35:06,101 I don't know where I begin or if I end. 326 00:35:08,068 --> 00:35:10,108 Hey. 327 00:35:11,696 --> 00:35:15,197 - Is it time to go? - Provocations starts at 7.30. 328 00:35:15,366 --> 00:35:18,285 But, you know, take your time. 329 00:35:43,269 --> 00:35:45,725 Bette, have you seen my dress? 330 00:35:47,815 --> 00:35:50,437 Are you... Baby? 331 00:35:52,319 --> 00:35:55,606 Sweetheart, come on. Let's get you out of here. 332 00:35:59,201 --> 00:36:02,618 Baby, we have to have you there in 40 minutes. 333 00:36:02,788 --> 00:36:04,828 Baby, what's going on? 334 00:36:06,875 --> 00:36:09,497 You are so exhausted. 335 00:36:10,670 --> 00:36:13,127 I'm... exhausted. 336 00:36:15,300 --> 00:36:20,971 You just need to get through today and tonight and then you can crash. 337 00:36:21,139 --> 00:36:24,924 - You deserve to just fall apart. - I might. 338 00:36:25,101 --> 00:36:28,553 Well, if you do, I'll take care of you. 339 00:36:29,772 --> 00:36:31,813 OK? 340 00:36:34,694 --> 00:36:36,818 You gonna be OK? 341 00:36:37,655 --> 00:36:39,695 Hm? 342 00:36:42,034 --> 00:36:44,075 Tine... 343 00:36:50,167 --> 00:36:52,208 I... 344 00:36:52,711 --> 00:36:57,291 I really... I really want us to try again to have a baby. 345 00:36:57,466 --> 00:37:00,135 I need us to start our family. 346 00:37:02,679 --> 00:37:07,426 Maybe in a couple of months, OK? I need a little time. 347 00:37:09,186 --> 00:37:12,769 And then we'll do it. We'll start our family. 348 00:37:14,733 --> 00:37:17,189 I just need some time. 349 00:37:26,369 --> 00:37:28,410 Let's get you dressed. 350 00:37:39,841 --> 00:37:41,715 Wow. 351 00:37:41,884 --> 00:37:44,553 You are beautiful. 352 00:37:56,649 --> 00:37:59,022 - Bette Porter! - Can you look this way? 353 00:37:59,193 --> 00:38:01,269 What is Provocations about 354 00:38:01,270 --> 00:38:05,148 and how much is the CAC spending on security? 355 00:38:05,324 --> 00:38:08,112 Provocations is the edge of our culture, 356 00:38:08,285 --> 00:38:12,034 where we face ourselves before we jump into an unknown future. 357 00:38:21,256 --> 00:38:26,085 - Do you have one of those? - I have many. Do you wanna see? 358 00:38:26,261 --> 00:38:28,883 - No, thanks. - Are you sure? Really? 359 00:38:29,055 --> 00:38:30,930 - Maybe later. - OK. 360 00:38:31,099 --> 00:38:33,388 Hey. How are you? 361 00:38:33,559 --> 00:38:35,933 - Hey, Trish. - Hi, how are you? 362 00:38:36,104 --> 00:38:40,054 - Gene Feinberg. - Tim Haspel. Good to meet you. 363 00:38:40,233 --> 00:38:43,484 Has she told you she's a dyke yet? 364 00:38:52,995 --> 00:38:55,982 You said you were in love with that woman 365 00:38:55,983 --> 00:38:59,663 and now you're sleeping with another woman. 366 00:38:59,835 --> 00:39:04,165 - You didn't tell me you were a dyke. - I am so sorry. 367 00:39:09,136 --> 00:39:12,636 - Hey, you guys. - Hey, you're here. 368 00:39:12,806 --> 00:39:16,306 - Wow, you look... - Alike. 369 00:39:16,476 --> 00:39:19,229 No, we don't. She's in a skirt. 370 00:39:19,396 --> 00:39:21,224 And stripes. 371 00:39:23,775 --> 00:39:27,525 You have to meet Melissa Rivers. Melissa, honey! Hi! Excuse us. 372 00:39:29,406 --> 00:39:32,609 - Well, I mean... - She's not that bad. 373 00:39:32,784 --> 00:39:35,821 - She's not. - Until you have evidence, drop it. 374 00:39:35,995 --> 00:39:40,041 - I think she killed Mr Piddles. - Why would she? 375 00:39:40,208 --> 00:39:42,201 Maybe she didn't like the competition. 376 00:39:42,377 --> 00:39:44,956 Mr Piddles was gonna inherit Dana's fortune, 377 00:39:44,957 --> 00:39:48,795 and Tonya murdered him so she's next in line. 378 00:39:49,425 --> 00:39:51,715 Right? Drop it. 379 00:39:54,096 --> 00:39:55,924 - Come on. - She's so fucking cranky. 380 00:40:16,743 --> 00:40:20,279 If you ever come near my wife or my daughter, 381 00:40:20,455 --> 00:40:23,664 there's not one street you'll be able to walk down 382 00:40:23,665 --> 00:40:25,248 without fearing for your life. 383 00:40:26,294 --> 00:40:28,703 You understand me? 384 00:40:52,445 --> 00:40:55,566 Candace, hi. Congratulations. 385 00:40:55,740 --> 00:40:58,232 The displays look so beautiful. 386 00:40:58,409 --> 00:41:01,446 Thank you. Tina, this is my friend Mikela. 387 00:41:01,620 --> 00:41:03,614 Hi. Nice to meet you. 388 00:41:03,789 --> 00:41:06,625 - You look beautiful. - Doesn't she? 389 00:41:08,961 --> 00:41:11,369 - Hi. I'm Bette Porter. - Mikela Michaels. 390 00:41:11,547 --> 00:41:14,039 - Nice to meet you. - And you. 391 00:41:14,216 --> 00:41:17,419 - Looks a lot different now. - It's a triumph for you. 392 00:41:17,594 --> 00:41:19,718 Not me. For the artists. 393 00:41:19,888 --> 00:41:22,380 - The piece, Jesus... - Jesus Is In Me. 394 00:41:22,557 --> 00:41:27,600 - That one's absolutely amazing. - The artist is right over there. Isabella Pernao. 395 00:41:27,771 --> 00:41:30,393 The chairman of my board is making strange hand signals. 396 00:41:30,394 --> 00:41:32,897 I'd better go. Tine. 397 00:41:33,068 --> 00:41:34,812 Bye. 398 00:41:46,748 --> 00:41:50,616 There's this whole new school of thought on animal desire 399 00:41:50,793 --> 00:41:56,001 which extends way beyond just the instinct to reproduce. 400 00:41:56,174 --> 00:42:03,340 For example same-sex walruses have been seen kissing one another, 401 00:42:03,514 --> 00:42:07,928 which can't really be explained in terms of the biological imperative, 402 00:42:08,102 --> 00:42:10,594 - so it certainly implies... - Hi. 403 00:42:10,771 --> 00:42:12,765 What are you doing here? 404 00:42:12,940 --> 00:42:16,606 - Is this your Thursday night thingumajiggy? - Mm-hm. He's cute. 405 00:42:16,777 --> 00:42:22,069 - This is Gene. This is Robin. - Hi, Gene, nice to meet you. 406 00:42:22,241 --> 00:42:24,815 - You too. - This is really awkward. 407 00:42:28,789 --> 00:42:31,541 - This... - Hi, Jenny. 408 00:42:34,836 --> 00:42:36,664 - And you are? - I'm Gene. 409 00:42:36,838 --> 00:42:38,713 - I'm Marina. - Pleasure. 410 00:42:38,882 --> 00:42:42,750 - Hey. Robin, I want you to meet Dana. - Hi. 411 00:42:42,927 --> 00:42:45,170 Dana and Tonya. 412 00:42:45,346 --> 00:42:47,387 Marina. 413 00:42:48,474 --> 00:42:51,227 - Do you wanna go? - It's cool... 414 00:42:51,394 --> 00:42:55,143 - No, I wanna go, OK? - Yeah, yeah, let's go. 415 00:42:55,314 --> 00:42:57,474 - Bye. - Bye. 416 00:42:57,650 --> 00:43:00,023 What's going on? 417 00:43:16,543 --> 00:43:19,118 You heard him. He'll kill you. 418 00:43:23,926 --> 00:43:26,003 You know... 419 00:43:26,178 --> 00:43:28,847 my entire life people have said that... 420 00:43:31,641 --> 00:43:36,269 I would become a psychopath if I didn't learn how to feel. 421 00:43:39,608 --> 00:43:44,685 And I wanna know, Cherie, what the fuck is so great about feeling? 422 00:43:44,863 --> 00:43:47,106 Because I finally let myself... 423 00:43:48,241 --> 00:43:52,405 and I feel like my heart's been completely ripped out. 424 00:43:52,579 --> 00:43:54,868 I'm sorry. 425 00:43:56,708 --> 00:43:58,160 I had this insane idea 426 00:43:58,161 --> 00:44:03,517 that you and I could be together... because it felt real. 427 00:44:07,343 --> 00:44:09,799 It was a delusion. 428 00:44:12,098 --> 00:44:14,471 Then I'm delusional. 429 00:44:16,018 --> 00:44:20,064 Because I swear you felt the same way about me. 430 00:44:22,316 --> 00:44:26,149 What if I did? What difference would it make? 431 00:44:29,531 --> 00:44:31,475 What if in the time that we spent together 432 00:44:31,476 --> 00:44:36,070 I felt more alive than I have in 20 years? 433 00:44:36,246 --> 00:44:39,283 What if that were true? 434 00:44:39,458 --> 00:44:42,635 Do you think I would leave my husband, child, 435 00:44:42,636 --> 00:44:46,208 my houses in Bel Air and East Hampton, 436 00:44:46,381 --> 00:44:48,920 my trips to Paris, 437 00:44:49,092 --> 00:44:51,465 my black-tie galas... 438 00:44:53,805 --> 00:44:57,934 to run to some... rank little love nest... 439 00:44:59,435 --> 00:45:04,893 ... with a 25-year-old assistant hairdresser 440 00:45:05,066 --> 00:45:08,151 who barely has her foot in the door? 441 00:45:10,029 --> 00:45:14,739 In this fucking ugly world, that kind of love does not exist. 442 00:45:31,925 --> 00:45:38,510 Hey, Tina. I wanted to tell Bette how proud I am of her, 443 00:45:38,682 --> 00:45:41,138 but she's with some bigwigs or something. 444 00:45:41,309 --> 00:45:46,731 - Would you tell her I'll call her tomorrow? - Yeah, I will. Bye. 445 00:45:46,898 --> 00:45:50,767 - It was nice to meet you again, Ivan. - Take care. 446 00:46:28,564 --> 00:46:30,630 I had such a good time tonight. 447 00:46:30,631 --> 00:46:33,986 Made me feel so good I feel a little high! 448 00:46:34,153 --> 00:46:37,902 That's a beautiful thing. You don't need dope or booze. 449 00:46:38,073 --> 00:46:41,241 You got everything you need right here. 450 00:46:41,410 --> 00:46:43,652 Yeah. Ivan... 451 00:46:45,414 --> 00:46:48,577 What I said the other day, I want you to know 452 00:46:48,578 --> 00:46:52,247 that I appreciate everything you do for me. 453 00:46:52,420 --> 00:46:54,710 Wait right here. 454 00:47:24,535 --> 00:47:27,407 ♪ If you want a lover ♪ 455 00:47:27,580 --> 00:47:32,373 ♪ I'll do anything you ask me to ♪ 456 00:47:34,044 --> 00:47:39,122 ♪ And if you want another kind of love ♪ 457 00:47:40,300 --> 00:47:43,053 ♪ I'll wear a mask for you ♪ 458 00:47:44,846 --> 00:47:49,059 ♪ If you want a partner, take my hand ♪ 459 00:47:49,226 --> 00:47:54,767 ♪ Or if you wanna strike me down in anger ♪ 460 00:47:57,025 --> 00:47:59,149 ♪ Here I stand ♪ 461 00:48:00,153 --> 00:48:02,859 ♪ I'm your man ♪ 462 00:48:05,325 --> 00:48:07,899 ♪ If you want a boxer ♪ 463 00:48:08,077 --> 00:48:13,239 ♪ I will step into the ring for you ♪ 464 00:48:14,959 --> 00:48:17,961 ♪ And if you want a doctor ♪ 465 00:48:18,588 --> 00:48:23,665 ♪ I'll examine every inch of you ♪ 466 00:48:25,636 --> 00:48:30,429 ♪ If you want a driver, climb inside ♪ 467 00:48:30,599 --> 00:48:35,428 ♪ Or if you wanna take me for a ride ♪ 468 00:48:36,397 --> 00:48:39,019 ♪ You know you can ♪ 469 00:48:40,943 --> 00:48:43,316 ♪ I'm your man ♪ 470 00:48:49,159 --> 00:48:51,532 - Do you want some tea? - Sure. 471 00:48:51,703 --> 00:48:53,744 OK. 472 00:48:55,415 --> 00:48:58,121 - Hey. - Hey. 473 00:48:59,211 --> 00:49:01,370 What are you doing here? 474 00:49:01,546 --> 00:49:04,003 - Tim let me in. - OK. 475 00:49:06,801 --> 00:49:12,638 Jen, I swear to God I had no idea you and Marina even knew each other. 476 00:49:12,807 --> 00:49:15,892 OK? She totally set us up here. 477 00:49:17,770 --> 00:49:21,769 And for what it's worth, I was gonna stop seeing her after tonight. 478 00:49:21,941 --> 00:49:25,026 It's no wonder I never was really into her. 479 00:49:25,194 --> 00:49:27,235 I'm... I... 480 00:49:30,199 --> 00:49:31,778 Well... 481 00:49:33,244 --> 00:49:36,329 I'm sorry. Do you want me to leave? 482 00:49:37,998 --> 00:49:39,624 I don't know. 483 00:49:39,792 --> 00:49:41,290 Maybe before you make your decision, 484 00:49:41,291 --> 00:49:44,538 you should listen to your phone machine. 485 00:49:44,713 --> 00:49:47,632 Perhaps you'll want us both to go. 486 00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:52,261 The message came when I was sitting here. I couldn't help but hear it. 487 00:49:52,429 --> 00:49:53,545 OK. 488 00:50:00,687 --> 00:50:04,139 Jenny, it's Marina. I'm sorry. 489 00:50:05,191 --> 00:50:08,359 Seeing Robin and bringing her tonight... 490 00:50:11,531 --> 00:50:15,993 I think I'm in love with you. I know I am. 491 00:50:17,704 --> 00:50:20,456 And I would do anything to have another chance. 492 00:50:23,042 --> 00:50:24,787 Oh, fuck! 493 00:50:25,837 --> 00:50:26,837 Yeah. 494 00:50:27,004 --> 00:50:30,754 You know, I should probably be the one to go. 495 00:50:30,925 --> 00:50:33,417 - Gene, no, I should go. - No, no. 496 00:50:39,141 --> 00:50:42,428 I don't want either of you to leave. 497 00:51:22,809 --> 00:51:24,352 I know. 498 00:51:25,603 --> 00:51:27,348 I saw it. 499 00:51:41,368 --> 00:51:43,611 I'm sorry. 500 00:51:54,840 --> 00:51:59,752 - I love you. - Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! 501 00:51:59,928 --> 00:52:02,385 Fuck you! Fuck you! 502 00:52:04,224 --> 00:52:06,265 Fuck you... 503 00:52:07,561 --> 00:52:09,601 I love you. 504 00:52:11,064 --> 00:52:13,105 I love you. 505 00:52:19,531 --> 00:52:23,031 I love you, I love you, I love you. 506 00:52:24,035 --> 00:52:27,156 I'm sorry. You have to believe me. I love you. 507 00:52:27,330 --> 00:52:30,367 Stop it! No! No! 508 00:52:33,419 --> 00:52:36,622 Stop it! Stop it! 509 00:52:36,797 --> 00:52:38,838 Fuck you. 510 00:52:47,475 --> 00:52:50,726 Fuck you! Fuck you! 511 00:52:51,478 --> 00:52:53,519 Fuck you! 512 00:52:55,232 --> 00:52:57,901 God, please! 513 00:53:27,180 --> 00:53:29,220 Oh, God! 514 00:54:02,881 --> 00:54:05,124 - Hi. - Hi. 515 00:54:05,300 --> 00:54:07,875 - I have to talk. - It's 4am. 516 00:54:08,053 --> 00:54:10,094 - I know. - Are you OK? 517 00:54:11,014 --> 00:54:15,558 - You can't marry Tonya. - Are you OK? Do you need me? 518 00:54:17,229 --> 00:54:19,269 No, no, it's OK. 519 00:54:25,403 --> 00:54:28,773 - What are you talking about? Why? - Because. 520 00:54:32,035 --> 00:54:34,075 Because why? 521 00:54:36,831 --> 00:54:38,872 Because. 522 00:55:14,743 --> 00:55:16,203 Fuck. 523 00:55:16,370 --> 00:55:19,739 Oh, God. OK, go. I'd better go. 524 00:56:15,719 --> 00:56:18,804 Fuck, Alice. What the fuck are you doing? 525 00:56:20,390 --> 00:56:22,431 Oh, my God. 526 00:56:25,645 --> 00:56:27,473 Tina? 527 00:56:29,024 --> 00:56:31,313 Tina, what are you doing here? 528 00:56:31,484 --> 00:56:32,861 Hey. 529 00:56:34,237 --> 00:56:36,065 You OK? What... ? 530 00:56:36,239 --> 00:56:38,233 I'm sorry. I just... 531 00:56:40,368 --> 00:56:43,820 - What's going on? - I just let myself in. 532 00:56:43,997 --> 00:56:45,824 That's OK. 533 00:56:45,998 --> 00:56:48,455 I was... 534 00:56:48,626 --> 00:56:52,078 ... wondering if I could stay here for a little while. 535 00:56:52,255 --> 00:56:53,418 Yeah. 536 00:56:56,425 --> 00:56:58,466 Tina, what happened? 537 00:57:10,939 --> 00:57:12,980 What happened? 538 00:57:40,301 --> 00:57:43,090 Hey, stop. Come on. 539 00:57:44,472 --> 00:57:46,513 OK, OK. 540 00:57:49,852 --> 00:57:51,893 It's OK. 541 00:57:52,980 --> 00:57:55,852 I got you. 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