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[dramatic uptempo music]
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[bell ringing]
[keys clacking]
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[door opening]
[door shutting]
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- Afternoon, gentlemen.
- Hi there.
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We received these invitations.
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May I?
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Okay. Eric Barnard,
Jesse Steele. Liam McKay.
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I didn't realize you
all knew each other.
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We did.
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He's a stray we picked up.
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That's me.
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I'm the stray.
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And you are?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I should have introduced myself.
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I am Aaron Lambrakis,
Nikos's son.
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Well, well, let's get you
to your room, shall we?
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Okay.
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[chest pounding]
[Bryan grunting]
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It's just a human body.
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Okay, let's do this.
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Body positive.
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[door opening]
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- Enjoy your stay.
- Thank you.
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[door shutting]
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Jacques?
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How's it going in here?
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Jacques, you in the bathroom?
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[light dramatic music]
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[group cheering]
- Hey, guys!
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C'mon and have a drink!
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Let's go!
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- [Speaker 1] Yeah!
- [Speaker 2] Woo!
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[Speaker 1] Hey, let's go!
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- Yeah!
- Woo!
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[group cheering]
[uptempo pop music]
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Bryan?
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Montana?
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What are you doing here?
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I got an invitation
from Nikos.
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Yeah, me too.
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My first posthumous invitation.
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Same.
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God.
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This is wild.
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I don't think I've
seen you since...
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Yeah.
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Look, I don't love
how we left things.
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No, no hard feelings.
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Not everyone is meant
to work together.
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It's not that I
doubt your ability.
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No, really, it is okay.
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I never repped a
fashion model before.
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It's probably for the
best it didn't work out.
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You should be with
someone that understands
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that world inside and out.
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Thank you for being so cool.
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Of course.
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Oh, our junk touched.
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That'll happen in
a place like this.
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[uptempo pop music]
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[water gurgling]
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[uptempo pop music continues]
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[Speaker 1] Cheers, guys!
[group chattering]
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Here's to a great weekend!
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[group cheering]
[group chattering]
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[uptempo pop music]
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Do you know him?
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No.
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Obviously he recognizes
me from work.
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[Speaker] This seat taken?
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It is now.
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[uptempo pop music continues]
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- Liam
- Cassidy.
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[uptempo pop music continues]
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[water splashing]
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- What's up, fellas?
- Hi, nice to meet you.
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Alistair, can I
steal you for a second?
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Does it have to be right now?
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It does.
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Okay.
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Ow, ow, ow!
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Let go, dude!
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My ears are my best feature.
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Fuck!
- I need your help.
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I can't find Jacques anywhere
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and I need to get
everything ready for dinner.
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And I told you
I am not the help.
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You're Nikos' son, too, dick!
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While you've been fucking off,
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doing whatever the
hell it is you do,
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I've been trying to keep
Dad's business running.
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And right now, our one
remaining employee is MIA.
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So I need you to
step the fuck up
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and help me honor our dead
father's last request, okay?
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Okay.
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Just don't get your
period all over the floor.
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[light uptempo music]
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[birds chirping]
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Oh, good.
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I was hoping we'd get
a second to ourselves.
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What could you possibly say
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that would be of interest to me?
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So hostile.
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I'd expect you to be a little
nicer, all things considered.
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I'm only gonna say this once.
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But if you're planning
on fucking with me,
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then trust me when I say
that you're not gonna-
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Oh, hi, babe.
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Hey.
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Oh, this nice man also
got that weird invitation.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm so bad with names.
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- Montana Briggs.
- Montana, that's right.
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Eric Barnard.
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I take it you're
a fan of Jesse's?
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It's okay, everybody is.
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Actually, I'm not
familiar with his work.
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[door opening]
[door creaking]
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Ah.
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Please, come in.
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Who's thirsty, bitches?
[light music]
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Sorry.
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What can I get you, gentlemen?
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Vodka soda, please.
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Cosmo.
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What kind of beer do you have?
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I'm a snowboarder.
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I'm a little worried the
other guests will feel jealous.
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We're all getting such
special treatment.
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Oh, all the other
guests have left, sir.
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There's no one here but us.
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[light dramatic music]
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[light music]
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Well, I guess at some point,
we should all talk about
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why we're here.
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I'm assuming we all received
the same invitation?
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So there must be something
that we all have in common.
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Sorry, I can't tell.
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Are you two pretending
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or do you really not know?
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Oh, you're not pretending.
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Do you know why we're here?
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It's obvious.
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We were all at the same orgy.
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Is that right?
- That's right, babe.
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Nikos's birthday orgy.
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That's ridiculous
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because I've never
been a part of an orgy.
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Well, I know that's not true.
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Okay, I've definitely
been in my share of orgies,
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but I don't know who
this Nikos guy is.
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Sure, you do.
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You know who he was.
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Just like we all
know who you are.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Was that supposed to be a flex?
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Everyone on the
planet knows who I am.
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We sure do.
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And are we supposed
to know who you are?
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I doubt it.
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You're famous too, right?
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I mean, I'm not
chased down by paparazzi
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like Kim Kardashian over here,
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but I've been on a
few magazine covers.
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I knew I recognized you.
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You were in the Olympics.
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I am a publicist
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and you should
call me if you want
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to get on even more
magazine covers.
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Please.
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I can make you more money.
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Let's do a scene.
- Scene?
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Are you an actor?
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[person chuckling]
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In a manner of speaking.
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I recognize your work.
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You've helped me
release some stress
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after a few tense late nights.
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Ah, so you-
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I perform in
front of the camera,
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and a lot of us do.
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Isn't that right, Montana?
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Wait, do you do porn?
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No.
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I'm a fashion model.
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I do legitimate work.
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Sorry, my mistake.
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Okay.
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Athlete, porn star, model,
socialite, publicist.
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What do you do?
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He's an animal
rights activist.
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Wait, how do you know that?
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I didn't tell you that.
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I've seen you online.
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And what about you?
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I'm a professor of psychology
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at the University
of Massachusetts.
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Or he was anyway.
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- Babe!
- Was?
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What happened?
- Gentleman...
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Before his passing,
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my father gave me a note
in a sealed envelope.
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He was always interested
in numerology.
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So it's no surprise that
he wanted me to read this
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to seven guests at seven
o'clock on the seventh day
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of the seventh
month of the year.
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So here goes.
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"Watch this video."
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I thought it would be
a little more than...
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Whatever.
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Let's just watch it.
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[light dramatic music]
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Oh, hello.
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If you're watching this video,
it means that I am dead.
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So congratulations
for outliving me,
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you absolute cunts.
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I'm sure you're all wondering
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why I dragged you to the Gymnos.
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Well, let's speak
plainly, shall we?
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Sons, earmuffs.
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I spent most of my life playing
the part of a heterosexual.
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But after years of denying
myself the pleasures of men,
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I decided to make
up for lost time.
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For my 60th birthday,
I threw myself an orgy.
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Oh, well, naturally.
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I asked for complete
secrecy from the attendants,
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but seven men who attended
that party decided
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to blackmail me, threatening
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to expose my incredibly
gay tendencies to the world
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if I didn't pay them off.
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All seven of those men are
sitting around this table.
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[light dramatic music continues]
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That's right.
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Look around.
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To the left, to the right.
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Every one of you
is a blackmailer.
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First, I resented
you, I hated you,
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but I had to begrudgingly
respect your work ethic.
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You know how to make a buck.
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As a tried and true capitalist,
I doff my cap to you.
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Hence, I want to give
you this last gift.
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In my will, I've split my
fortune of $10 million, 10 ways.
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Seven of you, my two sons,
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and my valet, Jacques,
get an equal percentage.
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$1 million each.
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That being said, I
add the condition.
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If one of you should
meet your demise
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before the will is enacted
in two and a half days,
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7:00 AM Monday morning,
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your percentage will be split
amongst the remaining heirs.
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To put it simply, the
fewer of you there are,
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the more each one
of you will inherit.
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So do with that
information what you will.
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Kalo kynigi.
[light dramatic music]
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[monitor clicking]
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What was that he
said at the end?
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Kalo kynigi.
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And what the fuck
does that mean?
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- It's Greek.
- Greek for what?
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Happy hunting.
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[dramatic uptempo music]
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music continues]
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