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"It's a strange feeling to
want something so much...

..and then finally have it.

Strange and beautiful."

What if it were Morocco instead?

The Maro... Ah, Morocco!

I don't know, Morocco is
probably a bit far away...

..no?

More than anything, how
do we get to Morocco?

What? With this one!

- With this one? Yes.

You're stupid!

Come on! Come on, think about it.

Let's go to Spain.

The first night we stop on the French
Riviera, then Costa Brava, Gibraltar

and from there we take the ferry
and in a moment we are in Morocco.

Wait a minute, Silvia?

It will be 3,000 kilometers,
it's not a moment.

But I like the idea of an
ambitious project, right?

- Could... - Okay, what do you want to do?

- Spend all of August in Pavia?
- Well, why?

- Pavia in August is so beautiful. - Mh-mh!

And anyway, if you want to do something...

..there are my parents who have
this villa with a swimming pool.

Come on, Max!

Really very beautiful, really
very, we could use it.

All right.

- Really? - Okay, let's do it your way.

- Yes? - Yes.

So, tomorrow we're going to the agency...

..let's book...

..and...

Do you hear it?

Ah, but it's me!

Max, how long have you had the cell phone?

Eh, I don't know, for a week, like,

because Cecchetto wants us to always
be available 24/7, you understand?

- How the...? Wait, sorry, eh. - Yes.

Claudio? Soon?

Eh, well nothing, guys, change of plans.

These people in the organization
made a mess, as usual.

Tonight we are no longer at Bandiera
Gialla, but we are headed to Cocoricò.

I would make a unique car, what do you say?

They'll pick you up in about ten minutes.

Mario, Maurizio, Amedeo and Albertino,
but with you two there are six of you.

Come on, you guys squeeze in,
it's only five kilometers.

Can you be ready in ten minutes?

Ten minutes? No, no, um.

Sorry, Max, but...

..where the fuck are you?

Eh, we... So, Mauro I don't
know, I think at home, I...

..anyway we're in Pavia. What the
fuck are you doing in Pavia?

- Why aren't you here?
- But here where, Claudio?

But how where? In Riccione!

How the fuck are we going to do the
live broadcast tomorrow morning?

In Riccione in what sense?

Nobody invited us to Riccione.

Max, but it's not your
cousin's wedding from Puglia.

that you must receive the participation!

But all of Italy knows that
in August we are in Riccione.

Why the fuck aren't you here?
- No, Claudio, I'm not...

Alright, alright. Eh, tomorrow
morning's live broadcast

we'll move it to the afternoon,

but take a means of
transport and rush here!

But here everyone is looking for you!

You are the fucking 883,
the main guests of Aquafan

from Riccione and you're sitting
in fucking Pavia doing nothing?

Just think!

"The Aquafan of Riccione."

These fucking umbrellas.

"The coolest place in the 90s.

All the most famous musicians
of the time competed

to spend the summer there, everyone.

Everyone except me."

The 883!

Max Pezzali and Mauro Repetto!

883!

Max, look, this is some cool stuff.

There are people who would pay to go there.

- No, I know. - In fact, there
are people who pay to go there.

It's just that the combination of sun
and chlorine is really a thing for me.

that kills me, right?

For example, the ease with which
I get burned is incredible.

- Max! - Eh, "Max".

- That's a breeding ground for
fungus, you know how... - Max.

You know that a mushroom takes
more than two years to...

Max.

Silvia, yes, the truth is that I...

..I want to be with you. I
don't care about going there.

Me too, but it's only been two
days, two days in which anyway

I should have studied. - Yes.

So come on, enough paranoia,
it's a work thing.

I'll listen to you live tomorrow.

At least pretend to have fun, please!

All right.

See you in two days.

Anyway, that thing about
the trip to Morocco...

..I think it's cool, we could really do it.

I'm going to Aquafan, I'll
come back and we'll go.

"It's a strange feeling
to want something so much

and then finally have it.

And yes, it can be a beautiful feeling...

..but most of the time it scared me."

Max, do you have any idea how
much pussy there will be?

In case Panayiotopoulos suddenly realizes

of his bad life choices,
let's say you're covered.

But then in this fucking city
there's nobody in the summer!

Maybe there's us, though.

In fact, I was thinking of
closing for the holidays.

Maybe I could come with you.

"Is it possible that I was the only asshole
who wanted to stay in Pavia in the summer?"

I don't know. I mean, I
should call Claudio.

and organize things. - Oh! I've been
looking for you for an hour, let's go!

Repetto! Can I come with you?

No way! Let's go, I don't want
to be late, come on, Max!

See? "Fuck no". I prefer Repetto
who at least is honest, right?

- Come on, come on. - Go, go!

- Come on. - Bye.

Oh, please tell them that Jolly
Blue is open all August.

from 10:00 to 24:00, if I have
to stay in this city alone,

at least you give me some publicity.

Fuck you.

"Forget the melodic lines of people"

"like Biagio Antonacci and Luca Carboni".

"883 with their debut album
hit like a punch in the face"

"with their raw tale of
the Italian provinces".

- Yes. - Huh? - Okay. - That's incredible!

Do you mind helping me?

Describes the raw story of
the Italian province, Max!

"Mauro was ready for
stardom, it was his dream

and it had finally come true.

He read every single article about us,

he cut out and collected."

Mauro?

"The 883s are something never seen
before and if the album is a gem,"

"I assure you they are unmissable
live." We are unmissable!

- Mauro, so, now help me with
the street directory... - What?

..please help me with the street directory.

Eh!

At that time...

..I already feel this
attitude of yours towards

about this Aquafan thing, and I'm
telling you right away, Max,

that you're a pain in the ass. Enough.

It just is!

There are people there who
pay to see the 883, okay?

- Ok? - Yes.

So what are we going to give him?

- Mauro, I don't know.
- What do we give these people?

- Come on, Mauro.
- Max, what do we give him?

- I don't know, Mauro.
- What do we give him?

- The 883! - The 883, damn it!

Aquafan, are you there?

Then make yourselves heard!

Guys, I have the feeling
that today Deejay Time

it will be even cooler than usual.

Oh, you don't believe it?

Guys, intercom, intercom!

Were any of you expecting a doorbell call?

Who is?

"It was delirium.

It was as if Mauro had
finally found his place.

inside the universe, while I...

..me a little less."

It's Deejay Time!

And from Riccione the 883 are here with us!

Guys, I want to introduce you to the 883!

Hello Aquafan!

Make some noise for Max Pezzali!

A bit of a mess!

Yes, I'm right here in front.
I'm talking to him now.

You guys rocked it!

Very good, very good!

So, basically...

..I'm on the phone with
the director of Cioè.

They want to do a piece about
you, maybe even a cover.

They're interviewing you on Saturday.

No, what do you mean Saturday?

If they ask you for new
parts, total confidentiality,

mute as fish, we don't open up.

Yes, new pieces, mhm...

Guys, you're not the fucking Sex
Pistols who only make one album.

You should already be getting down
to the songs from the new album.

- Well, sure. - Yes.

Are you writing the songs
for the new album?

- Yeah, um, we're almost there.
- We're... They're in development.

We have some ideas, we're working on them.

We work hard, then now...

- You're wasting your
time chasing pussy. -No!

Are they wasting time behind the pussy?
- No.

I'm going crazy, look, I'm going crazy!

But knowing them, I would say no.

- Me neither, he don't know, I don't.
- No, no, no, me neither.

Maybe we didn't understand each other.

We made a splash with our first album,

with the second one we have
to make history, clear?

- Sure. - Yes, of course.

But in fact, in my opinion now we
go back home, we close ourselves

in the tavern, so then we can
start writing, composing, right?

Then maybe we'll do the interview
with Cioè by phone, one...

..look for a moment.

What the fuck is the tavern?
What the fuck is the tavern?

You know, look, it's a special
place, it's a kind of garage

that they have in Pavia in
which, when they enter,

they just enter a dimension
of creative nest.

- Exactly!
- Yes, it helps them a lot. Understand?

They are helped a lot by this...

Pavia? Did you see the mess you made today?

So, you stay for the whole week,
then we'll see next week!

You settle into the villa
and work from there,

when you're not live, of course.

And you're on top of him
with these new pieces!

I'll take care of it, don't worry.

So, look, the 883 are very
overloaded at the moment,

they are working on the
songs for the new album.

To yours!

What the fuck are you talking
about, "the tavern"? The tavern?

He said it!

He said it.

I thought...

..in what sense in a villa?

And this is the swimming pool.

It is cleaned on Monday,
Wednesday and Friday,

but for our friends at the radio,
if there are any particular needs,

you tell me and I'll organize
a special cleaning, eh?

Ah, they didn't tell me your
preferences, so I in the minibar

In the pantry, to be sure, I had
a bit of everything put there.

Do you have any questions?

- No no?

Perfect then, fine like this.

I left you my phone number

at the entrance near the keys.
For anything, call me.

- Yes. - Huh? Then thank you. - To you.

And enjoy your stay!

How cute is the blond guy.

Well, look, it's definitely
better than hotels.

where they usually send us,
but it's a very normal house.

I mean, even the rooms, don't imagine
anything sumptuous, anything...

I mean, they are rooms, there is a bed...

..king size, credo che...

Then there's this window that
looks out onto the pool,

which is a bit strange for
me, it also gives me...

And then Silvia, there's
this fruit thing here.

The whole house is full of fruit!

Full of fruit?

Full of fruit, all of it.

That is, but much more fruit
than we could ever eat,

and then strange fruit!

I mean, it's not apples, bananas and
pears, you know? It's these things...

Oh well, that seems really cool, right?

The live broadcast also
seemed to go very well.

Yes, exactly. In fact, that's what
I wanted to tell you, Silvia.

Nothing, basically Cecchetto decided...

..that is, he actually forced
us to stay here all week.

And I even tried to say something,

but as soon as he says something, as
soon as he decides something... - Max.

Max, stop it. It's fine,
Max, nothing's happening.

You'll see that we both survive.

But are you okay?

You have a voice.

No, no, no voice, I'm fine.

Safe?

It's just that I'm sorry
you're there alone in August.

No, but I'm not alone.

Actually, I'm running off now because I
have a few rounds to do with my friends.

See you on Saturday.

All right.

HI.

"In those days at Aquafan I
learned some simple rules

which I have tried to
respect throughout my life.

Rule number one...

..never expose yourself
to sunlight before 6pm."

You look like a fucking geisha, Max.

A geisha.

People will say, “Oh,
have you seen the 883s?”

"But who? The ones with the geisha?"

So what's your name?

My name is Carla.

"My name is Carla"! Carla, let
us guess where you're from.

I'm from Ladispoli.

And what do you want to ask the
883, Carla from Ladispoli?

- I wanted to ask Max...
- Say it, go! - I'll tell him now!

How it must be here and how
it becomes, well, yes,

famous all of a sudden.

- "Rule number two: It's always
better to lie live." - Yes.

"Sempre."

So, no, so, Aquafan is beautiful.

Then he and I always wanted to stay here,

which is exactly our dream,

also because we come from
Pavia, where in summer

there's nothing to do, nothing,
absolutely... absolutely nothing and so...

But, here we are, finding ourselves
here now as famous, so to speak...

He's already acting modest,
Carla, I tell you.

No. - Max, but can I ask
you for an autograph?

Yes, yes, of course.

Who.

Attention!

All right.

Hold on, Mr. Pezzali made an impression.

A big round of applause for Max and Carla!

Carla, are you happy?

I'm too obsessed with the 883s.

It was understood, it was understood.

I remind you that the 883 will
be here with us for the whole...

Oh, great, guys, I had a blast!

- Us too. - Thanks, us too.

This evening?

What do you do?

"Rule number three: even
when those at Radio Deejay

they ask you what you do on Saturday
night, it's always better to lie."

What are we doing?

Hmm.

Mauro, I think the situation
is getting a bit out of hand.

- This could be the best
day of my life, Max. - No!

But then, in your opinion,
who are those girls?

These here should be the
girls from Non è la Rai.

- Isn't it Rai? - Yes.

I have never seen them.

Eh, maybe, you know, they're in the second row,
they get caught on camera every now and then.

But, excuse me, look how they dance?

- How do they dance?
- Eh, they dance like me! Max.

Oh my God, Mauro!

Now I have to ask if their
choreographer was inspired

in my footsteps or if or it has
become a real cultural thing,

because in the first case it is
plagiarism, in the second it would mean

having become part of the
country's pop culture, Max.

- Yes. - Now I'm going to understand.

- Actually, I'm going. - No.

Girls! Sorry, but I have a question.

I don't want to go back to this topic,

But your choreographer, does he
have any sources of inspiration?

Choreographer?

- Yes, I mean, I mean...
- What are you talking about?

So you basically go straight after school

in this place... TV studio, what is it?

They divide us into rows.

There are these bitches in
the front row who get caught

all the attention, all the close-ups,

all with this fucking bangs.

But what's my fault that
I look bad with bangs?

Do you see me with bangs?

Yeah, I don't know, because...

But you look great even without bangs.

Anyway, in the end the important
thing is to stay on the show.

It gives me the opportunity to
meet a lot of famous people.

- Yes. - Like you.

Type me!

Well, it's not every day
that you get a beer.

with the 883 singer in his super villa.

Yes, this is not technically my villa,
it's just that they gave it to us.

for these days that we are here at Aquafan.

You live an incredible life.

You write songs, you travel
the world to give concerts,

I wonder how many places you've seen!

Now, I don't know the world,
mostly Northern Italy.

Are you engaged?

Hmm.

Sorry, I asked you this stupid question.

No.

Now you'll think I'm old
fashioned and need to know

whether one is single or not.
- No, actually, I mean...

I'm having a huge crisis with my boyfriend.

I've been with him since I was 16.

- He, you understand, mega jealous! - Eh.

- He's a technician at SIP. - Ah.

- He doesn't understand our world.
Do you know what I mean? - Yes.

- We are artists! - Eh!

- We live on emotions. - Exactly.

We live in the moment. Like
right now, for example...

- Mhm. - ..I feel like kissing you.

Why shouldn't I do that?

Maybe even fuck.

Not to tell my friends that
I fucked the singer of 883,

no, who cares! - No, no, no.

- Just because I feel like it! - Yes, yes.

How are you doing?

Go...

Excuse me for a moment,
it's the cell phone.

You're the first person I
know who has a cell phone.

Yes?

You're too cool, Max.

View?

"Rule number four, very important:

never ever answer your cell
phone when you're at a party

with the girls of Non è la
Rai, he could be your boss."

Claudio?

"Or even worse..."

- Max. - "..Your girlfriend."

Hello Silvia!

Am I disturbing you? Are you working?

Yes, no, no, we're staying home now.

But excuse me, why are you calling me?

I mean, you'll be spending a lot.

No, it's just that we haven't
spoken since yesterday morning.

But is there anyone there?

N-no, no.

I mean, yeah, I'm...

Ah, ok, then maybe it's not the right time

- to talk to you about something.
- Max, Max!

Come and take a bath, it's very
hot, come and take a bath!

- No, I can't. - Who is it?

- Max?
- Shut up! Oh, yes, I'm here, I'm here.

Come on, Max, come on, all
that's missing is you!

I think there are some girls calling you.

No, no, no, no.

They are friends of Mauro who
came to take a bath for a moment.

Friends of Mauro?

They say they want to take a
bath with the singer of 883!

Come on, Max, don't leave
us alone with the dancer.

Max, are you there?

- Yes, I'm here. WOMAN: Come on,
Max, don't be shy, come on!

- Yes. Don't be shy!

Okay, excuse me for a moment, eh...

What do you mean the dancer, excuse me?

Max?

A round of applause for Max Pezzali!

So, as I was saying, the big
face is Jason Presley's,

that I have a bad obsession with young
girls. Then we thought further down,

that we have this column
"Stars of the Future",

to the boy in "Growing Pains".

What is the name of the
boy in "Growing Pains"?

Um, he had a kind of funny name.
- The blond one, yes.

- Um, I don't remember.
- Whatever, who cares,

we never get it right with this
"Future Stars" thing anyway.

Anyway, at the bottom there are
the two of you with the writing:

"1992, the summer of 883".

- Oh, cool! - What do you say? - Nice!

Well, I'm very glad you like it.

So, guys, here we are, we
can finally have a chat

with you two, and I'll tell you right
away, if you don't give me your autograph

my children have already told me:

"Mom, we're not talking to you anymore."
- Okay.

Ok, so, 883 are a duo
composed of Max, singer,

composer and frontman,
as the Americans say...

- Yes. - ..And Mauro. - Yes.

Mauro. And how can we define you, Mauro?

Mauro the dancer, the one who dances,
the one who makes us dance, right?

No, no, no. Ehm...

..no, well, not only that. I may
dance on stage, but then...

Well, anyway, apart from
the division of roles,

the album doesn't want to stop selling.

You won two Telegatti,
you hit the jackpot live

and now your final
consecration: it will be you

to perform the legendary
closing concert of Aquafan!

How does it feel?

How does it feel to perform a
concert of this magnitude?

Many of your colleagues would
cut off their foot to do that.

But when?

Well, I think... next Saturday.

If you don't know!

No. Uhm...

..not us.

Eh, I know, guys, I'm sorry.

It's the classic thing that
I thought he would say.

and he thought I was going
to tell you, we messed up.

I understand, Pierpa, but if someone has to
stay for more days they should know beforehand.

- And why? - But why? But why?

To get organized, that
is, to plan the summer.

Organize what?

Summer, that is, planning what
we do in the next few months.

What the fuck do I know,
are we here forever?

We are in Riccione, this is
the center of the world.

To me you look like two soldiers
who can't wait to go on leave!

- But no! - Oh!

Guys, it's the closing concert of Aquafan!

This is fucking awesome! You should be...

Pierpa, but did you know
this thing about the dancer?

Oh God, Mauro, the thing... He
doesn't know "the dancer thing"!

He doesn't know because
there is no "dancer thing"!

I mean, even if it were, I'm not a dancer.

I am... I am a multitude of
things, I am not a dancer.

- Dancer? - Mauro, this is just paranoia.

I mean, you have to stop thinking
about what people think of you.

It's not paranoia, it's just that
if you want to be a pop star,

what people think of you
is all that matters.

But this is not true,
where did you read it?

- It's true! I'm a guy who keeps informed.
It's bullshit.

- Guys...
- Max, I'm someone who keeps informed,

who reads, who understands. I understand.
Boys, boys. Boys!

What the fuck are you saying?

But why do you keep wasting
energy on things we don't need?

Now we only have to think about
two things: tonight's concert

and from Monday bring out
new 883 pieces, that's it!

Here. Indeed.

Another question. Tell him.

What?

Pierpa, the pieces aren't there, the new
pieces aren't there, we have no ideas.

I mean, we don't know...

..we don't know what to tell.

Were you expecting someone?

No.

Listen, I swear I had
nothing to do with it,

It's something that the people at
Radio Deejay organized. - Max.

Who by the way didn't even show up. Max.

But according to you I'll do
Pavia-Milan, Milan-Bologna

and Bologna-Riccione just because
you for once in your life

were you having fun?

Hey, I heard there was the
concert of the year for 883

and I just didn't have the heart to say no.

And then I thought of something.

Why don't we leave right after the concert?

Without returning to Pavia.

In Morocco? Let's go.

You said we were leaving
right after Aquafan, right?

Yes, exactly, that's fine.

No, the only thing, maybe I'll stop by
the house, I mean I'll get my stuff.

Eh, no, I mean, I don't
even have a costume here!

Max, you're the singer of 883, you
can even buy yourself a costume.

And then excuse me, you come to Aquafan
and you don't even bring a swimsuit?

But no, apart from the fact that I
was only supposed to stay one night,

and then I came here to work.

Look, I've studied the whole
itinerary, I've planned everything.

Now, we don't pass through
Gibraltar, because, I'll show you.

- Yes. - Look.

No, it's just...

..it's just that in an hour I should
go to rehearsals for the concert.

- Ah. - Yes, but... - Ok, ok.

But excuse me, you come too.

I mean, it should last an hour anyway.

As soon as I'm done, let's go somewhere

and we study the itinerary carefully.

Ok.

Mhm?

- Are you sure? - Sure.

Stop, stop, stop, stop!

Stop!

Sorry guys, we have a
problem with room one.

Anyway, guys, I was thinking maybe,
I don't know, this time I can

dance a little less, what do you say?

- No, Mauro, what do you mean,
dance a little less? - Eh.

That camera was used in
Madonna's latest video.

We paid a lot of money to frame you

that you do your dances
up and down the stage

and now you're telling me to dance less?
- Okay.

Calm down, don't worry, come
on, we'll fix it in a second.

I promise you that half an hour
maximum and we'll start again.

- Like half an hour?
- No, no, sorry, but like half an hour?

- But we've been here for three hours!
- I'm sorry.

But here we're trying to do
things a little properly, eh?

And to do things properly, we have
to ask you every now and then

a little patience.

Thanks. So, let's start
preparing the waves.

I'm glad you came, huh.
Max only talks about you.

Anyway, the concert tomorrow
is going to be crazy,

I'll leave it to you all day on Sunday,

maybe you do your rounds in Riccione,

see what you want to do, also
because I'm starting from Monday

I take these two boys and
lock them in the tavern.

No, but literally.

I mean, I actually got a copy
of the keys from the mother.

They don't know it, but
they don't get out of there

until they have the disc ready.

Michele?

I don't want to be a clown on stage.

But what does the clown have to do with it?

I don't want to be a clown on stage.

I mean, I went from not knowing
what to do to being a clown.

- Yes, indeed. - "Yes, indeed" what?

- No. - Who are you talking to?

- I got distracted for a moment.
- Who the fuck are you talking to?

But I was listening to you,
I said "indeed", that is,

what you say is right.

Max?

Mhm?

But it's true that as soon as you get back
you have to go and engrave immediately

the new album?

Engrave...

..Yes.

Oh...

..Yes.

It's a beautiful thing.

But I don't know what to write.

I am sorry.

Max.

Max, do you remember...

..the first evening on the embankment...

..when you told me: "I'll make you a song"?

I thought it was bullshit.

I thought it was a show-off thing.

And look at you now, the cameras are
coming from America for you two.

I'm leaving, Max.

Right after the concert. I go
to Dublin for nine months.

They took me on for Erasmus.

I thought about giving up, I
wanted to be with you, but...

..but then I understood.

I need to find something of my own.

And everything you're doing...

..the concerts, the records...

..Max, I'm proud of you.

The thing is, I'd like to be
that way about myself too.

Good night, Max.

And finally we arrived
at the day of the event

most incredible of the summer:
the end of season concert

here at Aquafan, which this
year is entrusted to the 883...

..who joined us here in the studio.

Guys, you can't see them now,

but they are two masks of concentration.

They look like the Lakers
before the finals.

To give you an idea, last year
Aquafan was closed by Jovanotti,

for many years Sandy Marton.
Boy, big stuff, huh!

Yes, no, big stuff.

We are preparing a show, a concert,

like we've never done before.

You can tell us about it very soon,
as we'll be showing the advert now.

We come back here with the
883 who will talk to us

of their super end-of-summer concert.

Okay? Thanks.

So you didn't tell her
anything this morning?

- Excuse me. - What was I supposed to say?

"Look, I heard everything, but I
didn't say anything because..."

Eh, why? Why? Tell me, Max, why?

Why? Why? Why what the fuck is someone
supposed to say in those situations?

Eh, I don't know, you tell me.

"Please stay with me, don't go away"?

Oh well, amen, Max. At
worst, you'll break up.

It's full of people who break
up and you will break up too,

you're a famous singer, you'll
come up with something, huh?

Yes, Mauro, I can't take this
anymore, I can't take it anymore.

Still with this dancer bullshit?

Sure, Max, because you're the frontman,

it's right that you don't give a shit.

I am "the dancer", people call me that,

everyone calls me that, but
you mind your own business.

- It's not true that people call you that!
- Yes, they do.

But you always think about your own
business! Who thinks about ours?

- Yours is bullshit, mine is not.
- No, yours is bullshit.

Boys?

Everything OK?

Yes, sorry, Alberto.

"The truth is, we were both terrified."

Guys? I've been playing for 20 minutes!
Come on, we're going to be late.

Oh!

What are these faces?

Mauro is depressed because he says
he's just the dancer of the group.

Max was dumped by his girlfriend.

But it's not true, I saw
her just now at Aquafan,

he's already there waiting for you. - No, but
he left it while he was sleeping, Pierpa.

- While he was sleeping? - Yes.

No, sorry, then it doesn't count.

That is, technically, if
you don't nod your head,

you're still together. - Well, I mean...

I'm telling you from experience. It
happened to me twice, with one from Lodi

and with one... near Viterbo.

However, if there is no consent,
you cannot leave each other.

Guys, let's go now,
seriously, it's getting late.

No, Pierpa, I don't know if
I can go on stage tonight.

Maybe we can postpone the concert, Pierpa.

Eh?

Do you know how much the
ticket costs tonight?

The lights, the stage, the spots
we put on the radio, you...

..do you have any idea
how much all this costs?

What did you expect?

To be able to continue to be
two cute boys from Pavia...

..and also two famous singers?

When you decided to become pop stars...

..you have given up your
late adolescence forever

problem with this shit.

I don't know if it's clear.

What you do now, what you say,

it's not just yours anymore,
it's also the people who sing

your songs and that imitate Mauro's ballets

in front of the mirror in the bedroom.

Now what you write moves a lot of people,

a lot of work and also a lot of passion.

And it moves me too.

Because I've never had a
dick this big in my life.

And I'm working my ass off
and giving it my all.

And you owe it to me.

And you also owe it to the 20,000 people

who are coming to see you
tonight from all over Italy.

They want to see their idols.

So you guys go over there now...

..and show them that the coolest
group in Italy is called 883.

I'll wait for you in the car.

Do you really think they imitate
me in front of the mirror?

Statistically it is probable.

Shall we take a bath before the concert?

- Do you want to take a bath?
- Oh yeah, fuck you! - Really?

But...

Let's go to this concert, Pezzali!
Let's go make some noise!

Let's go make some noise,

let's go do a fucking concert, let's go!

Let's go make some noise, Max!

Aquafan!

883! 883! 883! 883!

Let me know if you're there!

883!

We've been listening to
their songs all summer,

but above all we've been
asking ourselves all summer:

"But who killed this Spider-Man?"

And this evening finally...

..they are with us...

..the 883!

883! 883! 883! 883! 883! 883! 883! 883!

883, 883, 883, 883, 883!

Look at the people! You've
never seen so many people!

Who would have ever thought?

Well, me.

I would have said so.

In fact, I told you.

Then maybe it escaped you, because
a lot of things escape you.

Claudio, these are the band of the decade

and if you think they've run out of ideas,

I think you didn't
understand anything at all.

These have just begun.
The best is yet to come.

Pierpa...

..I never miss a damn thing.

Aquafan!

Max!

You have to take back all the
pieces you made, understood?

For example, what was that one called?
The Uzi one?

- "Leave her alone"? - Oh, that!
- But you didn't like it.

But forget it, we'll put it on the record,

then slowly we understand what to do.
Listen, can you tell me something?

- What do you have in those bags?
- Fruit, Pierpa.

There was so much of it, it
was a shame to throw it away.

- Well, I was the one who asked you that.
- What?

Listen, anyway, then I spoke
with Boncompagni, eh.

- Eh, and...? - Eh, he says they
stole a couple of your ballets.

Thank you! Pierpa, because I, you see,
I am the Whitney Houston of Ticino.

Yes, yes, yes, you and Whitney
Houston are indistinguishable.

- Max, yesterday... - Oh...

..Everything is OK.

And then, oh, go to Dublin.

I mean, you're not going to Los Angeles.

Dublin is near.

Sure.

Then now that you have a cell phone.

Exact.

Exact.

Remember the elbow...

..they're watching out for us there.
- I know.

And then, when you've found your thing...

..I want to be the first one you call.

Because I know it's going
to be a beautiful thing.

Do you promise?

I will miss you, Pezzali.

You too, "Silvia Athens".

I'm going to load the suitcases,
the taxi is arriving.

All right.

"Rule number five: choose
what you want to be,

because in the end everyone
has their own path.

And not all paths have to cross.

I mean, sometimes maybe they just
split up for a little while."

HI.

"Like The Who, take them.

They broke up in 1982, then
in 1985 they understood

that alone were nothing, but that
together they were the fucking Who

and then they got back together."

Eh, Max, Max.

"Sometimes it happens...

..others instead...

..it will never happen again."

Maximum?

Are you back?

- Yes, Mom. Good job!

But I saw there was a concert
where you were, huh?

Yes.

Eh, they did it too late.
I went to sleep, eh.

"But sometimes...

..very few times...

..it happens that two roads join forever."

- Max. - Oh, Mauro!

So, I know, it's true, as
always we are in deep shit

because we don't get anything, but...
- Good evening.

Good evening, I thought
of something incredible,

I mean, one has to start somewhere, right?

And so, the other day Silvia
told me about the song

while I was sleeping, do you remember?

Yes, yes, of course, of course, of course.

Very well, then I heard it again.

It was super raw, you
couldn't understand a thing,

then I fixed something.

I spent the whole afternoon moving stuff

and you don't understand a damn
thing anyway, but in my opinion...

..In my opinion...

..there is something.

Bella.

Really? Really?

No, look, I, in my opinion it could
even be better because we...

The second verse is a bit weak for me.

Let's pretend... let's pretend that
the first one is closed for me.

Max, I...

..that...

..this...

..how do I dance it?