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[muttering indistinctly]
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[grunts]
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[speaking Spanish]
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[hammering]
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[muttering in Spanish]
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[chokes]
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BAJAR LO.
GET HIM DOWN.
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[Massive Attack's Teardrop]
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*
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WHAT YOU GOT
AGAINST CHICKENS?
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ONE GOT CHOKED LAST NIGHT,
THANKS TO YOU.
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33-YEAR-OLD MALE
WITH HEMOPTYSIS, FEVER...
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CAN'T WE EVEN TALK
ABOUT IT?
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YOU CAN'T APOLOGIZE,
WE CAN'T TALK.
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AND PUNCTURE WOUNDS.
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I'M NOT APOLOGIZING
FOR DOING THE RIGHT THING.
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LYING TO ME
WAS NOT THE RIGHT THING.
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PUNCTURE WOUNDS
ARE FROM A CRUCIFIXION.
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I LIED
TO SAVE MY PATIENT'S LIFE.
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I DIDN'T LIE TO YOU.
I LIED TO MY BOSS.
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EITHER OF THOSE ARGUMENTS
WORKING YET?
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I GUESS THAT MEANS
I DON'T HAVE TO GO
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TO THE WEDDING ON SATURDAY.
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THE HOSPITAL'S
CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD?
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I'M NOT GONNA STAND HIM UP,
AND NEITHER ARE YOU.
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I LOATHE WEDDINGS
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AND THEIR SEVEN LEVELS
OF HYPOCRISY.
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BUT YOU DO SEEM
AWFULLY HISSY.
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AND THERE'S AN OUTSIDE CHANCE
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THAT I COULD GET YOU DRUNK
AND SCORE.
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SO AS LONG AS YOU DON'T TAKE IT
AS AN ADMISSION OF GUILT,
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SURE,
COUNT ME IN.
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A BIT TOO MUCH HONESTY?
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YOU'RE ALSO GOING
TO THE REHEARSAL DINNER
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FRIDAY NIGHT.
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DRESSY CASUAL.
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HOUSEKEEPING.
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EITHER YOU'RE CRAZY
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OR YOU'RE ATONING
FOR SOMETHING NAUGHTY
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AND YOU'RE CRAZY.
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HE'S A DOCTOR.
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I'M NOT ATONING
FOR ANYTHING.
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THAT ANSWERS THAT.
THANKS.
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(Ramon)
MY MARISA WAS DIAGNOSED
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WITH TERMINAL BRAIN CANCER.
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STAGE IV GLIOBLASTOMA.
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WHEN THE DOCTORS SAID
SHE HAD TWO MONTHS TO LIVE,
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THAT'S WHEN I MADE MY BARGAIN.
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WITH YOUR HEALTH INSURANCE
CARRIER?
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WITH GOD.
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OH.
I TOLD HIM
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I WOULD NAIL MYSELF
TO A CROSS EVERY YEAR
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HE KEPT HER ALIVE.
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HOW DID THAT NEGOTIATION GO?
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YOU LOWBALLED WITH EAR PIERCING
AND GOD COUNTERED?
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(Ramon)
THREE WEEKS LATER,
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SHE WAS CANCER-FREE.
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AND THAT WAS FOUR YEARS AGO.
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PONTIUS PILATE--
MISUNDERSTOOD ONCOLOGIST.
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MY EX-WIFE THINKS
I'M CRAZY TOO.
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SHE MOVED OUT
THE FIRST TIME I DID THIS.
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WELL, AT LEAST YOUR DAUGHTER
HAS ONE VIABLE ROLE MODEL.
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YOU DON'T BELIEVE
IN GOD?
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I DID.
THEN I GREW MY CURLY HAIRS.
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SO HOW DO YOU THINK
I WAS CURED?
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MAYBE YOU WERE MISDIAGNOSED
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
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YOU HAVE YOUR ANSWER,
DOCTORS.
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WE HAVE OURS.
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CAUSAL DETERMINISM.
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WE ARE HARDWIRED
TO NEED ANSWERS.
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THE CAVE MAN WHO HEARD A RUSTLE
IN THE BUSHES
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CHECKED OUT TO SEE WHAT IT WAS
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LIVED LONGER THAN THE GUY
WHO ASSUMED
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IT WAS JUST A BREEZE.
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THE PROBLEM IS, WHEN WE
DON'T FIND A LOGICAL ANSWER,
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WE SETTLE
FOR A STUPID ONE.
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RITUAL IS WHAT HAPPENS
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WHEN WE RUN OUT
OF RATIONAL.
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(Chase)
IF YOU'RE DONE MOCKING HIM,
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WE NEED TO PREP
FOR AN LP.
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GOOD.
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ANOTHER HOLE IN HIM
SHOULD REALLY MAKE GOD'S DAY.
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WHY ARE YOU LATE?
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YOUR NEXT DENTAL APPOINTMENT
ISN'T TILL JANUARY,
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AND YOU JUST SAW YOUR GP
EIGHT DAYS AGO.
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YOU THINK STAGE IV GLIOBLASTOMA
IN AN EIGHT-YEAR-OLD
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COULD DISAPPEAR
IN THREE WEEKS?
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I HAD A FLAT TIRE.
YOUR PATIENT HAS CANCER?
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YOUR TIRES GOT LESS
THAN 5,000 MILES ON THEM.
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NO, AND NEITHER DOES
MY PATIENT'S DAUGHTER.
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I HIT A PIECE OF REBAR
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NEAR A CONSTRUCTION SITE.
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IN THREE WEEKS?
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IT'S HIGHLY UNLIKELY.
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THERE'S NO CONSTRUCTION SITE
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BETWEEN HERE
AND YOUR HOME.
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I AGREE.
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I THINK IT WAS
A MISDIAGNOSED CYST.
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BUT THERE IS ONE
BETWEEN HERE AND MY DRY CLEANER.
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IT COULD BE
A MISDIAGNOSIS,
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OR IT COULD BE
SPONTANEOUS REMISSION.
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BUT...
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WHY WOULD I LIE
ABOUT THIS?
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I DON'T KNOW YET.
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BUT YOU WOULD HAVE DROPPED OFF
YOUR TIE.
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IT'S GOT A MUSTARD STAIN.
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I WAS BUYING
AN ENGAGEMENT RING.
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I'M GONNA PROPOSE TO SAM
AT THE WEDDING.
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THAT IS THE SECOND STUPIDEST
THING I'VE HEARD TODAY.
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AND I'M SURPRISED
HOW CLOSE YOU CAME.
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YOU DON'T NEED
TO BUY HER A NEW RING.
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ISN'T THE FIRST ONE GOOD
FOR ALL YOU CAN MARRY?
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I ASSUME YOU HAVEN'T APOLOGIZED
TO CUDDY YET.
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YOUR STUPIDITY DEMANDS
EQUAL TIME.
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NOTHING TO APOLOGIZE FOR.
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PRETEND TO APOLOGIZE.
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YOU WANT ME TO LIE?
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THERE'S A LOVELY SYMMETRY
TO IT.
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THE LIE GOT YOU INTO IT.
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A LIE GETS YOU OUT OF IT.
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EVERYBODY LIES.
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I'M SURE CUDDY...
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JUST NEED TO GIVE HER
A CHANCE.
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YEAH, THAT MUST HAVE BEEN
WHAT I MEANT.
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HAVE YOU SEEN
THE BRIDE-TO-BE?
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GORGEOUS WOMAN
HALF HIS AGE.
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HE'S A LUCKY GUY.
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YEAH, FOR A WHILE.
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MY FATHER'S 19 YEARS OLDER
THAN MY MOTHER,
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AND THEY'VE BEEN HAPPILY MARRIED
FOR 32 YEARS.
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I'M GUESSING YOUR DAD WASN'T
ON THE FORBES 400
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AND YOUR MOM DIDN'T LOOK
LIKE A SWIMSUIT MODEL.
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SORRY.
THAT DIDN'T COME OUT RIGHT.
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MY FATHER WAS THE CLASSICS CHAIR
AT COLUMBIA,
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AND MY MOTHER WAS HIS STUDENT.
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HIS GORGEOUS STUDENT.
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WHAT'S IT MEAN
WHEN SOMEBODY TAKES
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THEIR CELL PHONE
INTO THE BATHROOM
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WHEN THEY'RE TAKING
A SHOWER?
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IT MEANS THEY DON'T WANT YOU
TO CHECK THEIR CALLS,
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EMAILS, OR TEXTS.
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IF WE'RE TALKING
ABOUT YOUR WIFE,
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IT MEANS THE CHICKENS
ARE COMING HOME TO ROOST.
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TAUB HAS BEEN KNOWN
TO DABBLE.
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USED TO BE.
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(Masters)
MAYBE IT'S JUST A HABIT.
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I DO THAT WITH MY CELL PHONE,
AND I LIVE ALONE.
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SHE HAS A MEETING TODAY
AT 1:30.
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AT A HOTEL.
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I'M GONNA GO
WITH THE CHICKEN THING.
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NEGATIVE FOR TOXOCARA,
BACTEROIDES,
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ASCARIS,
EVERYTHING.
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SO WHAT LOOKS
LIKE AN INFECTION
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BUT DOESN'T TEST
LIKE ONE?
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ANIMALS.
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I'M SURE
YOUR WIFE'S JUST SEEING A DUDE.
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PATIENT WORKS
FOR MORGAN TIMBER WORKS.
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CARD'S IN THE FILE.
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SPECIALIZING IN STABLES,
BARNS, AND STALLS.
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HE WORKS AROUND ANIMALS.
RHODOCOCCUS EQUI.
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UNLESS THIS GUY'S
SLEEPING IN THE MANGER...
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OR HAS A HISTORY
OF OPEN WOUNDS.
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[door slides open]
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WE THINK YOU HAVE
RHODOCOCCUS EQUI,
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A HORSE INFECTION.
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IT'S PRETTY RARE IN HUMANS,
BUT EASILY TREATABLE
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WITH ANTIBIOTICS.
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DOES IT MAKE
YOUR TEETH FALL OUT?
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NO.
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THEN AGAIN,
MAYBE WE WERE WRONG.
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FEVER,
COUGHING UP BLOOD,
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COUGHING UP TEETH.
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SO EITHER GOD SWEETENED THE DEAL
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WITH A "NO FLOSSING" CLAUSE
OR...
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RADIATION SICKNESS.
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YEAH, MAYBE THE CARPENTER
BUILDS MICROWAVE OVENS.
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KAPOSI'S SARCOMA?
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NO SKIN LESIONS.
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HEAVY METAL POISONING FITS.
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CANNED TUNA, SUSHI,
LEAD PAINT.
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HEAVY METAL IT IS.
DO A HOME SEARCH
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AND A PERIPHERAL SMEAR.
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I CAN'T.
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I HAVE
A PERSONAL ERRAND TO RUN.
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TRYING TO CATCH
YOUR WIFE CHEATING?
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OH...
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WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?
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MISSING MOJO.
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POSTURE'S SLUMPED.
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EXPRESSION DEFEATED.
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DIDN'T TRY TO BACK UP
YOUR THEORY.
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AND CHASE TOLD ME.
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GO.
FIND YOUR MOJO.
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SHOPKEEPER?
I NEED A PATIENT FILE.
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ASK RECORDS.
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NOT ONE OF OUR PATIENTS.
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MY PATIENT'S DAUGHTER.
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ASK YOUR PATIENT.
HE THINKS I ONLY WANT IT
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TO DEBUNK HIS FAITH.
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00:10:00,811 --> 00:10:02,345
AND WHY WOULD HE THINK THAT?
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00:10:02,378 --> 00:10:05,148
BECAUSE HE'S STRANGELY
PERCEPTIVE FOR AN IDIOT.
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00:10:05,181 --> 00:10:08,418
AND I'M GOING TO VIOLATE
PATIENT PRIVACY LAWS
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00:10:08,451 --> 00:10:10,153
JUST TO KEEP YOU HAPPY?
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00:10:10,186 --> 00:10:13,123
YOU KEEP ME HAPPY,
I RETURN THE FAVOR.
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00:10:13,156 --> 00:10:14,324
THINK OF IT
AS TAT FOR TIT.
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00:10:14,357 --> 00:10:15,859
WHEN WE'RE AT WORK,
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00:10:15,892 --> 00:10:18,995
WE NEED TO FOCUS
ON OUR WORK THOUGHTS.
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WHY ARE YOU WEARING THAT?
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IT'S MY DRESSY CASUAL.
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00:10:23,166 --> 00:10:24,134
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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YOU LOOK LIKE WILSON.
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IT LOOKS WEIRD.
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WELL, YOU KNEW
I'D THINK THAT.
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WHICH MAKES ME WONDER
WHY YOU LOOK DISAPPOINTED.
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IF YOU PRICK ME,
DO I NOT BLEED?
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YOU KNEW I WOULDN'T LIKE IT,
BUT YOU THOUGHT
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I WOULD SAY I DID.
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THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ABOUT.
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YOU'RE TRYING TO TRAP ME
INTO LYING TO YOU.
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YOU SURE?
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'CAUSE THAT SOUNDS
SO JUVENILE.
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YOU'RE OKAY
WITH BURGLARY NOW?
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I ASKED HIS PERMISSION.
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THE REASON
WE DON'T ASK PERMISSION
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00:11:00,070 --> 00:11:02,072
IS WE'RE AFRAID THE PATIENT
IS GOING
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00:11:02,105 --> 00:11:03,239
TO HIDE SOMETHING,
BUT OUR PATIENT
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HASN'T BEEN HOME,
LIVES ALONE.
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00:11:05,108 --> 00:11:05,942
HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY HELP,
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00:11:05,976 --> 00:11:08,311
AND HE HAS NO MOTIVE
TO HIDE ANYTHING.
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00:11:08,344 --> 00:11:10,113
DID YOU ASK
FOR HIS KEY TOO?
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00:11:10,146 --> 00:11:12,015
OH, DOESN'T HAVE ONE.
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00:11:13,817 --> 00:11:15,919
[laughs]
233
00:11:19,255 --> 00:11:21,524
AND NOW WE KNOW WHY.
234
00:11:21,557 --> 00:11:24,260
YOU THINK HE'S CRAZY?
235
00:11:24,294 --> 00:11:26,296
CRUCIFIXION'S
PRETTY CONVINCING EVIDENCE.
236
00:11:26,329 --> 00:11:27,330
LEAD PAINT?
237
00:11:27,363 --> 00:11:30,366
THE PLACE IS TOO NEW.
238
00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:32,836
HE BELIEVES IN A HIGHER POWER
THAT CAN AFFECT HIS LIFE.
239
00:11:32,869 --> 00:11:34,871
LIKE MOST PEOPLE
ON THE PLANET.
240
00:11:34,905 --> 00:11:36,106
TRUE.
ON THE OTHER HAND,
241
00:11:36,139 --> 00:11:37,107
CRUCIFIED HIMSELF.
242
00:11:37,140 --> 00:11:39,442
NO CANNED TUNA.
243
00:11:39,475 --> 00:11:41,344
AND I DON'T THINK WE HAVE
TO WORRY ABOUT SUSHI.
244
00:11:41,377 --> 00:11:43,313
NO COMPUTER.
NO TELEVISION.
245
00:11:43,346 --> 00:11:45,982
NO MUSIC.
WHAT DOES HE DO?
246
00:11:46,016 --> 00:11:47,450
HE READS.
247
00:11:47,483 --> 00:11:49,019
PRAYER'S BEEN PROVEN
TO AID RECOVERY.
248
00:11:49,052 --> 00:11:51,154
ONLY IF THE PERSON KNOWS
THEY'RE BEING PRAYED FOR.
249
00:11:51,187 --> 00:11:54,390
MEANS THERE'S
NO OBJECTIVE EFFECT.
250
00:11:54,424 --> 00:11:57,093
SO FAITH COMES FROM WITHIN.
251
00:11:57,127 --> 00:11:59,129
NOT EXACTLY A NEWSFLASH.
252
00:12:06,369 --> 00:12:09,372
I GUESS WORRY IS GOOD
FOR THE WAISTLINE.
253
00:12:16,279 --> 00:12:17,380
IT'S NOT WORRY.
254
00:12:17,413 --> 00:12:19,349
IT'S STARVATION.
255
00:12:19,382 --> 00:12:20,416
HIS TOOTH DIDN'T FALL OUT
256
00:12:20,450 --> 00:12:21,952
BECAUSE
OF HEAVY METAL POISONING.
257
00:12:21,985 --> 00:12:23,153
IT FELL OUT
BECAUSE OF MALNUTRITION.
258
00:12:23,186 --> 00:12:25,055
HE DOES HAVE RHODOCOCCUS EQUI.
259
00:12:25,088 --> 00:12:28,124
TAUB WAS RIGHT.
260
00:12:28,158 --> 00:12:30,293
HE JUST DIDN'T KNOW WHY.
261
00:12:35,966 --> 00:12:37,033
IT'S LOCKED.
262
00:12:37,067 --> 00:12:38,869
(Wilson)
I'M BUSY!
263
00:12:38,902 --> 00:12:40,103
I'LL WAIT.
264
00:12:40,136 --> 00:12:42,438
[drawer shuts]
265
00:12:42,472 --> 00:12:44,875
[feet shuffling]
266
00:12:44,908 --> 00:12:45,976
I REALLY AM BUSY.
267
00:12:46,009 --> 00:12:48,411
CUDDY GOT ME
THE DAUGHTER'S FILE.
268
00:12:48,444 --> 00:12:51,347
WELL, NOT CUDDY EXACTLY.
HER SIGNATURE.
269
00:12:51,381 --> 00:12:55,451
WELL, NOT EXACTLY
HER SIGNATURE.
270
00:12:55,485 --> 00:12:56,953
ANOTHER LIE?
271
00:12:56,987 --> 00:12:58,488
THOUGHT YOU COULD TAKE
A LOOK AT IT FOR ME.
272
00:12:58,521 --> 00:13:00,390
MAYBE YOU HADN'T HEARD.
I'M KIND OF BUSY.
273
00:13:00,423 --> 00:13:01,591
WITH WHAT?
274
00:13:01,624 --> 00:13:03,927
SUDOKU.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
275
00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:08,164
I'M THE HEAD OF ONCOLOGY
AT A MAJOR HOSPITAL.
276
00:13:08,198 --> 00:13:10,000
AND YET THESE FILES
277
00:13:10,033 --> 00:13:13,169
ARE NOT FROM THIS HOSPITAL.
278
00:13:13,203 --> 00:13:16,006
THESE ARE FROM
WHERE-MY-FIANCEE-WORKS MEMORIAL.
279
00:13:16,039 --> 00:13:18,074
SAM'S BOSS IS DOING
A CLINICAL REVIEW
280
00:13:18,108 --> 00:13:19,442
OF ALL OF HER FILES,
281
00:13:19,475 --> 00:13:20,977
AND SHE JUST WANTED
TO MAKE SURE
282
00:13:21,011 --> 00:13:22,612
EVERYTHING WAS IN ORDER
BEFORE HE STARTS ON MONDAY.
283
00:13:22,645 --> 00:13:26,016
WHICH EXPLAINS WHY SAM
IS TOO BUSY TO LOOK AT MY FILE.
284
00:13:26,049 --> 00:13:29,185
IF I DON'T HELP HER, SHE CAN'T
GO TO THE WEDDING AND...
285
00:13:29,219 --> 00:13:31,021
WE FELL IN LOVE
AT HER COUSIN'S WEDDING,
286
00:13:31,054 --> 00:13:33,189
WHICH IS WHY I WANT
TO PROPOSE TO HER AT A WEDDING.
287
00:13:33,223 --> 00:13:35,258
AND NOW YOU HAVE 60 SECONDS
288
00:13:35,291 --> 00:13:37,093
TO BERATE ME FOR THAT
AND FOR HELPING MY GIRLFRIEND
289
00:13:37,127 --> 00:13:38,028
WITH HER HOMEWORK.
290
00:13:38,061 --> 00:13:39,662
YOU DON'T WANT TO PROPOSE
AT A WEDDING.
291
00:13:39,695 --> 00:13:42,165
EMOTIONS RUNNING HIGH,
PEOPLE ON EDGE.
292
00:13:42,198 --> 00:13:45,501
YOU OUGHT TO TRY SOMEWHERE
LIKE A BUDDHIST TEMPLE
293
00:13:45,535 --> 00:13:47,170
OR AN AQUARIUM.
294
00:13:47,203 --> 00:13:50,173
OR A BUDDHIST AQUARIUM.
295
00:13:50,206 --> 00:13:51,641
THAT ONLY TOOK TEN SECONDS.
296
00:13:51,674 --> 00:13:54,577
YOU CAN SPEND THE REST
OF THE TIME ON MY FILE.
297
00:14:00,050 --> 00:14:02,218
RACHEL?
298
00:14:09,059 --> 00:14:13,363
[beeping]
299
00:14:13,396 --> 00:14:17,100
HEY.
HOW LONG BEFORE YOU'RE HOME?
300
00:14:17,133 --> 00:14:18,201
NOT LONG.
301
00:14:18,234 --> 00:14:21,237
UH, HEY.
302
00:14:21,271 --> 00:14:24,007
HEY.
303
00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:27,010
UH, YOU LEFT YOUR LAPTOP ON.
304
00:14:27,043 --> 00:14:30,180
SAW YOU TODAY.
305
00:14:30,213 --> 00:14:31,714
AT THE HOTEL.
306
00:14:31,747 --> 00:14:33,950
WERE YOU CHECKING UP ON ME?
307
00:14:33,984 --> 00:14:36,019
YES.
308
00:14:36,052 --> 00:14:37,387
SATISFIED?
309
00:14:37,420 --> 00:14:40,023
YES.
310
00:14:40,056 --> 00:14:42,192
GOOD.
311
00:14:42,225 --> 00:14:45,128
THAT'S IT?
312
00:14:45,161 --> 00:14:46,262
YOU SAID
YOU'RE SATISFIED.
313
00:14:46,296 --> 00:14:48,398
IT'S ENOUGH.
314
00:14:48,431 --> 00:14:51,267
YOU'RE NOT WONDERING
WHY IT STARTED.
315
00:14:51,301 --> 00:14:53,036
THAT MAKES ME THINK
316
00:14:53,069 --> 00:14:54,204
YOU DON'T WANT
TO TALK ABOUT THIS,
317
00:14:54,237 --> 00:14:55,338
WHICH MAKES ME THINK...
318
00:14:55,371 --> 00:14:56,472
YOU'RE BEING PARANOID.
319
00:14:56,506 --> 00:14:57,640
YOU TOOK YOUR CELL PHONE
320
00:14:57,673 --> 00:14:59,142
WITH YOU
INTO THE BATHROOM
321
00:14:59,175 --> 00:15:00,310
WHEN YOU TOOK YOUR SHOWER
THIS MORNING.
322
00:15:02,678 --> 00:15:05,315
I MADE A NEW FRIEND.
323
00:15:05,348 --> 00:15:07,050
ONLINE.
324
00:15:07,083 --> 00:15:09,152
IN A SUPPORT GROUP.
325
00:15:09,185 --> 00:15:11,721
A GUY?
326
00:15:11,754 --> 00:15:13,990
YES.
327
00:15:14,024 --> 00:15:15,992
A SUPPORT GROUP FOR WHAT?
328
00:15:16,026 --> 00:15:19,495
FOR PEOPLE
WITH UNFAITHFUL SPOUSES.
329
00:15:24,134 --> 00:15:26,702
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US
YOU WERE STARVING YOURSELF?
330
00:15:26,736 --> 00:15:29,605
WELL, I WASN'T TRYING TO.
331
00:15:29,639 --> 00:15:34,577
I'M ON A TIGHT BUDGET,
AND IT SEEMED LIKE AN OKAY DIET.
332
00:15:34,610 --> 00:15:36,012
WELL, YOU SEEM
TO BE FELLING BETTER.
333
00:15:36,046 --> 00:15:37,413
NOT REALLY.
334
00:15:37,447 --> 00:15:40,016
MY LEGS ARE KILLING ME.
335
00:15:41,651 --> 00:15:44,087
HOW BAD IS THE PAIN?
336
00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:47,590
ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN,
TEN BEING THE WORST.
337
00:15:47,623 --> 00:15:50,626
9 1/2.
338
00:15:50,660 --> 00:15:53,229
THEN WHY ARE YOU SMILING?
339
00:15:53,263 --> 00:15:55,531
I'M NOT SMILING.
340
00:16:01,604 --> 00:16:05,075
(Foreman)
LEG PAIN
AND PSEUDOBULBAR AFFECT.
341
00:16:05,108 --> 00:16:06,242
HE'S FEELING ONE EMOTION
342
00:16:06,276 --> 00:16:08,411
WHILE UNKNOWINGLY EXPRESSING
ANOTHER ONE.
343
00:16:08,444 --> 00:16:10,313
CLASSIC NEUROHECATIA.
344
00:16:10,346 --> 00:16:12,582
TWO DAYS
OF ANTICHOLINERGICS,
345
00:16:12,615 --> 00:16:13,583
YOU'LL BE WALKING
OUT OF HERE.
346
00:16:13,616 --> 00:16:15,318
REALLY?
347
00:16:15,351 --> 00:16:17,153
NO.
I JUST MADE THAT UP
348
00:16:17,187 --> 00:16:18,221
TO SEE YOUR REACTION.
349
00:16:18,254 --> 00:16:19,789
DIAGNOSTIC TEST.
350
00:16:19,822 --> 00:16:22,492
THIS IS AWESOME.
351
00:16:22,525 --> 00:16:26,629
33-YEAR-OLD CARPENTER
PRESENTING WITH NARCISSISM,
352
00:16:26,662 --> 00:16:28,364
DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR,
HALLUCINATIONS.
353
00:16:28,398 --> 00:16:30,066
HE HASN'T HAD HALLUCINATIONS.
354
00:16:30,100 --> 00:16:31,101
(House)
I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT HIM.
355
00:16:31,134 --> 00:16:32,302
I'M TALKING ABOUT "HIM"
356
00:16:32,335 --> 00:16:34,537
WITH A CAPITAL "O-M-G."
357
00:16:34,570 --> 00:16:35,771
YOU WANT US TO DO
A DIFFERENTIAL DIAGNOSIS
358
00:16:35,805 --> 00:16:37,073
ON JESUS?
359
00:16:37,107 --> 00:16:38,641
HEARS VOICES,
360
00:16:38,674 --> 00:16:40,176
THINKS HE'S THE SON OF GOD.
361
00:16:40,210 --> 00:16:41,744
PROBABLY SCHIZOPHRENIC.
362
00:16:41,777 --> 00:16:44,080
I THINK YOU OFFENDED HIM.
363
00:16:44,114 --> 00:16:46,182
YOU'RE SAYING THE PATIENT'S
RELIGIOUS EXTREMISM
364
00:16:46,216 --> 00:16:48,118
COULD BE A SYMPTOM.
365
00:16:48,151 --> 00:16:49,652
A NEURO DISORDER COULD EXPLAIN
ALL HIS DELUSIONS.
366
00:16:49,685 --> 00:16:50,786
GET AN MRI
OF HIS BRAIN.
367
00:16:50,820 --> 00:16:52,655
LET'S SEE
IF WE CAN FIND GOD.
368
00:16:57,327 --> 00:16:59,595
HEARD YOU GOT
THE DAUGHTER'S FILE.
369
00:16:59,629 --> 00:17:01,164
PATIENT CHANGE HIS MIND?
370
00:17:01,197 --> 00:17:04,667
I FORGED YOUR SIGNATURE.
371
00:17:04,700 --> 00:17:07,737
THANK YOU
FOR YOUR HONESTY.
372
00:17:07,770 --> 00:17:09,639
THINK OF IT
AS A PRESENT.
373
00:17:09,672 --> 00:17:12,742
SEE, SOMEBODY IS ABOUT
TO TURN THE BIG 4-5
374
00:17:12,775 --> 00:17:14,610
IN SEVERAL MONTHS,
AND SOMEBODY ELSE
375
00:17:14,644 --> 00:17:16,579
WANTS TO MAKE
A VERY BIG DEAL OF IT.
376
00:17:16,612 --> 00:17:17,880
4-3.
377
00:17:17,913 --> 00:17:19,715
4-3.
378
00:17:19,749 --> 00:17:21,684
ARE YOU SURE?
VERY.
379
00:17:21,717 --> 00:17:24,287
HOW COULD I MAKE
SUCH A MISTAKE?
380
00:17:24,320 --> 00:17:26,722
IN READING
YOUR H.R. FILE?
381
00:17:26,756 --> 00:17:28,891
OH, NO, WAIT,
I DIDN'T.
382
00:17:28,924 --> 00:17:30,760
AND BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE.
383
00:17:30,793 --> 00:17:32,828
SCORES ARE TIED.
WE ARE EVEN STEVEN.
384
00:17:32,862 --> 00:17:33,763
YOU'RE RIGHT.
385
00:17:33,796 --> 00:17:36,132
I DID LIE.
TO H.R.
386
00:17:36,166 --> 00:17:38,468
NOT TO YOU.
387
00:17:38,501 --> 00:17:41,271
WHEN I FIRST APPLIED
FOR THE VP ADMIN JOB,
388
00:17:41,304 --> 00:17:42,705
I WAS 29 YEARS OLD.
389
00:17:42,738 --> 00:17:44,274
I KNEW I WOULD BE TAKEN
MORE SERIOUSLY
390
00:17:44,307 --> 00:17:46,676
IF I WERE
IN MY EARLY 30s,
391
00:17:46,709 --> 00:17:47,643
SO I ADDED TWO YEARS
TO MY AGE.
392
00:17:47,677 --> 00:17:50,846
YOU LIED
TO MAKE YOURSELF OLDER?
393
00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:52,182
ARE YOU LYING
ABOUT BEING A WOMAN?
394
00:17:52,215 --> 00:17:54,350
EVEN IF YOU CAN TRAP ME,
395
00:17:54,384 --> 00:17:56,752
YOU THINK I'LL SUDDENLY EMBRACE
THE VALUE OF LYING?
396
00:17:56,786 --> 00:17:58,354
MY POINT IS
YOU ALREADY HAVE.
397
00:17:58,388 --> 00:18:00,390
I JUST NEED TO PROVE IT.
398
00:18:05,695 --> 00:18:06,729
(Taub)
CHICKENS AREN'T ROOSTING.
399
00:18:06,762 --> 00:18:08,664
SHE'S JUST GOT A FRIEND.
400
00:18:08,698 --> 00:18:10,366
A GUY SHE MET
IN AN ONLINE SUPPORT GROUP
401
00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:11,934
FOR CHEATING SPOUSES.
402
00:18:11,967 --> 00:18:13,769
I'VE HEARD
OF THAT GROUP.
403
00:18:13,803 --> 00:18:16,372
IT'S CALLED IRONY.
404
00:18:16,406 --> 00:18:17,740
YOU THINK
SHE'S CHEATING ON HER SPOUSE
405
00:18:17,773 --> 00:18:20,776
WITH SOMEONE FROM
A CHEATING SPOUSE SUPPORT GROUP?
406
00:18:20,810 --> 00:18:23,346
SOUNDS LIKE THE PERFECT PLACE
TO HIT ON VULNERABLE WOMEN.
407
00:18:23,379 --> 00:18:24,614
LOOK.
408
00:18:24,647 --> 00:18:26,816
MULTIPLE DENSE LESIONS.
409
00:18:26,849 --> 00:18:30,786
IT LOOKS
LIKE M.S.
410
00:18:30,820 --> 00:18:32,755
HOW DID WE MISS M.S.?
411
00:18:32,788 --> 00:18:35,791
IT WAS HIDING
BEHIND THE MALNUTRITION.
412
00:18:35,825 --> 00:18:37,593
M.S. ATTACKS
THE IMMUNE SYSTEM.
413
00:18:37,627 --> 00:18:38,661
NO SYSTEM,
NO SYMPTOMS.
414
00:18:38,694 --> 00:18:43,366
AND NOW WE'RE FEEDING HIM,
SO THEY'RE BOTH BACK.
415
00:18:44,567 --> 00:18:46,602
HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
416
00:18:46,636 --> 00:18:49,672
TERRIBLE.
417
00:18:49,705 --> 00:18:52,442
OBVIOUSLY.
418
00:18:52,475 --> 00:18:53,743
WHERE ARE YOUR FRIENDS?
419
00:18:53,776 --> 00:18:55,978
STILL CASTING LOTS
FOR YOUR CLOTHES?
420
00:18:56,011 --> 00:18:58,214
ALL I ASK
IS THAT THEY PRAY FOR ME.
421
00:18:58,248 --> 00:18:59,215
ALWAYS SACRIFICING.
422
00:18:59,249 --> 00:19:01,751
VERY INSPIRATIONAL.
423
00:19:01,784 --> 00:19:03,886
THE LESIONS
ARE IN YOUR TEMPORAL LOBES.
424
00:19:03,919 --> 00:19:05,655
WHEN THOSE AREAS
GET MESSED WITH,
425
00:19:05,688 --> 00:19:07,323
PEOPLE HAVE
STRANGE EXPERIENCES--
426
00:19:07,357 --> 00:19:08,791
LIKE HAUNTINGS,
ALIEN ABDUCTIONS,
427
00:19:08,824 --> 00:19:09,892
PAST LIVES.
428
00:19:09,925 --> 00:19:11,694
DEALS WITH GOD?
429
00:19:11,727 --> 00:19:13,896
YOU DIDN'T COME
TO SEE IF I WAS BETTER.
430
00:19:13,929 --> 00:19:16,966
YOU CAME TO SEE IF YOUR MEDICINE
HAS TURNED ME INTO AN ATHEIST.
431
00:19:16,999 --> 00:19:18,734
I'D SETTLE
FOR AGNOSTIC.
432
00:19:18,768 --> 00:19:20,236
FAITH IS NOT A DISEASE.
433
00:19:20,270 --> 00:19:21,404
NO, OF COURSE NOT.
434
00:19:21,437 --> 00:19:23,506
ON THE OTHER HAND,
IT IS COMMUNICABLE,
435
00:19:23,539 --> 00:19:25,375
AND IT KILLS
A LOT OF PEOPLE.
436
00:19:25,408 --> 00:19:30,780
[coughing]
437
00:19:34,317 --> 00:19:37,287
I CAN'T MOVE MY ARM.
438
00:19:40,390 --> 00:19:42,258
YOU FEEL THAT?
439
00:19:45,861 --> 00:19:48,564
YOUR FRIENDS
ARE NOT PRAYING HARD ENOUGH.
440
00:19:52,402 --> 00:19:53,403
(Chase)
IT'S NOT M.S.
441
00:19:53,436 --> 00:19:55,638
PARALYSIS IS A SYMPTOM
OF M.S.
442
00:19:55,671 --> 00:19:57,640
SO ARE LEG PAIN
AND PSEUDOBULBAR AFFECT.
443
00:19:57,673 --> 00:19:58,941
HE'S GETTING WORSE
ON THE PREDNISONE.
444
00:19:58,974 --> 00:19:59,942
IT'S NOT M.S.
445
00:19:59,975 --> 00:20:01,010
(Taub)
THE MRI WAS CLEAR.
446
00:20:01,043 --> 00:20:01,844
HE HAS LESIONS.
447
00:20:01,877 --> 00:20:04,314
COULD BE AN AVM,
CEREBRAL INFARCTION.
448
00:20:04,347 --> 00:20:06,516
(House)
LET'S PUT IT TO THE VOTE.
449
00:20:06,549 --> 00:20:09,285
VEST OR CUMMERBUND?
450
00:20:09,319 --> 00:20:10,653
CUMMERBUND.
451
00:20:10,686 --> 00:20:12,622
YOU KNOW ME.
452
00:20:12,655 --> 00:20:14,390
I CAN'T SAY NO
TO ANY OF YOU GUYS.
453
00:20:14,424 --> 00:20:15,658
YOU'RE ALL CORRECT.
454
00:20:15,691 --> 00:20:16,759
HE HAS M.S.
455
00:20:16,792 --> 00:20:19,329
BUT NOT THE FRIENDLY
MR. ROGERS M.S.
456
00:20:19,362 --> 00:20:22,465
THIS IS THE WEIRD GUY
IN THE PANEL VAN KIND.
457
00:20:22,498 --> 00:20:23,499
MARBURG M.S.?
458
00:20:23,533 --> 00:20:24,934
WHAT DID I JUST SAY?
459
00:20:24,967 --> 00:20:27,036
HE'LL BE DEAD IN TWO
TO THREE DAYS AT THE MOST.
460
00:20:27,069 --> 00:20:28,070
THAT'S UNLESS WE CAN GET
SOMEONE
461
00:20:28,103 --> 00:20:30,072
TO NAIL THEMSELVES
TO A CROSS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
462
00:20:30,105 --> 00:20:32,308
OR STEM CELL TREATMENT.
463
00:20:32,342 --> 00:20:34,076
THAT'S
AN EXPERIMENTAL TREATMENT.
464
00:20:34,109 --> 00:20:36,546
THAT'S HAD PROMISING RESULTS
WITH DEMYELINATING DISEASES.
465
00:20:36,579 --> 00:20:38,080
IT'S OUR BEST SHOT.
466
00:20:38,113 --> 00:20:40,316
IT WOULD BE IF IT WASN'T
EMBRYONIC STEM CELL TREATMENT.
467
00:20:40,350 --> 00:20:41,651
OUR PATIENT'S RIGHT
OF THE POPE.
468
00:20:41,684 --> 00:20:42,785
HE'S NEVER GONNA CONSENT
TO THAT.
469
00:20:42,818 --> 00:20:44,554
I KNOW THAT,
AND YOU KNOW THAT.
470
00:20:44,587 --> 00:20:45,955
HE DOESN'T KNOW THAT.
471
00:20:45,988 --> 00:20:47,056
BUT NOW SHE KNOWS THAT,
472
00:20:47,089 --> 00:20:48,924
HE'S GONNA KNOW THAT.
473
00:20:48,958 --> 00:20:49,992
WAY TO GO.
474
00:20:50,025 --> 00:20:51,761
CONFIRM MARBURG.
475
00:20:51,794 --> 00:20:55,631
THEN SEE IF HE'S
A FAIR-WEATHER FLAGELLATOR.
476
00:21:03,639 --> 00:21:05,074
(imitating Sean Connery)
YOU LOOK SMASHING,
477
00:21:05,107 --> 00:21:06,409
MISS MONEYPENNY.
478
00:21:06,442 --> 00:21:07,410
(German accent)
CUMMERBUND?
479
00:21:07,443 --> 00:21:09,612
VERY FOOLISH, MR. BOND.
480
00:21:09,645 --> 00:21:12,081
THE DAUGHTER'S CASE CHECKS OUT.
481
00:21:12,114 --> 00:21:13,883
STEREOTACTIC BIOPSY CONFIRMED
482
00:21:13,916 --> 00:21:15,885
STAGE IV GLIOBLASTOMA
MULTIFORME.
483
00:21:15,918 --> 00:21:17,487
DOESN'T RESPOND
TO CHEMO,
484
00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:19,589
BUT THEY GAVE IT
TO HER ANYWAY
485
00:21:19,622 --> 00:21:21,491
AS A HAIL MARY
AND JUST GOT LUCKY.
486
00:21:21,524 --> 00:21:25,528
SO EITHER GOD INTERVENED,
WHICH IS A LAZY EXPLANATION,
487
00:21:25,561 --> 00:21:27,463
OR WE JUST DON'T KNOW WHY.
488
00:21:27,497 --> 00:21:29,031
WHICH IS NO EXPLANATION.
489
00:21:29,064 --> 00:21:31,701
SOMETIMES
THERE IS NO EXPLANATION.
490
00:21:31,734 --> 00:21:33,536
AND I'M JUST FINE
WITH THAT.
491
00:21:33,569 --> 00:21:35,104
WHICH ANNOYS ME TO NO END.
492
00:21:35,137 --> 00:21:37,540
I NEED THAT FILE,
THAT CHAIR,
493
00:21:37,573 --> 00:21:38,741
AND THAT DESK.
494
00:21:42,545 --> 00:21:46,849
YOUR WOMAN
IS FUDGING THE FACTS.
495
00:21:46,882 --> 00:21:48,651
FIVE OF THOSE CASES,
496
00:21:48,684 --> 00:21:50,753
THE STATED DOSES DON'T EXPLAIN
THE RADIATION DAMAGE.
497
00:21:50,786 --> 00:21:51,854
SENSITIVITIES VARY.
498
00:21:51,887 --> 00:21:54,524
NOT THAT MUCH.
499
00:21:56,058 --> 00:21:58,394
YEAH.
500
00:21:58,428 --> 00:22:01,431
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
501
00:22:03,499 --> 00:22:06,536
I ASKED HER POINT BLANK
ABOUT THIS.
502
00:22:06,569 --> 00:22:08,638
SHE SAID
THE DOSAGES WERE ACCURATE
503
00:22:08,671 --> 00:22:10,473
AND THAT SHE HAD DONE
NOTHING WRONG.
504
00:22:10,506 --> 00:22:13,576
'CAUSE MORALLY SHE DIDN'T.
505
00:22:13,609 --> 00:22:15,711
ALL FIVE PATIENTS
WERE TERMINAL.
506
00:22:15,745 --> 00:22:17,179
SHE EXCEEDED
THE DOSING PROTOCOLS
507
00:22:17,212 --> 00:22:18,581
TO TRY TO SAVE THEIR LIFE.
508
00:22:18,614 --> 00:22:19,449
YOU WOULD HAVE DONE
THE SAME.
509
00:22:19,482 --> 00:22:21,451
SHE'S A SAP,
AND SHE'S PERFECT FOR YOU.
510
00:22:23,052 --> 00:22:25,054
[door slams]
511
00:22:26,188 --> 00:22:28,658
I HATE REHEARSAL DINNERS
ALMOST AS MUCH
512
00:22:28,691 --> 00:22:30,960
AS I HATE WEDDINGS.
513
00:22:30,993 --> 00:22:32,562
THE ONLY REASON
ANYONE GETS MARRIED
514
00:22:32,595 --> 00:22:36,098
IS THAT HOMO ERECTUS FEMALES
NEEDED PROTECTION
515
00:22:36,131 --> 00:22:39,535
FROM PREDATORS
WHILE BREAST FEEDING.
516
00:22:39,569 --> 00:22:41,170
THE ONLY REASON
THESE TWO ARE GETTING MARRIED
517
00:22:41,203 --> 00:22:43,105
IS TO THROW
AN OBNOXIOUS GALA
518
00:22:43,138 --> 00:22:45,107
AND MAKE THE REST OF US
FEEL UNWORTHY.
519
00:22:45,140 --> 00:22:46,709
EVEN THOUGH WE KNOW
IN TWO YEARS
520
00:22:46,742 --> 00:22:48,110
THEIR LAWYERS
ARE GONNA BE FIGHTING
521
00:22:48,143 --> 00:22:49,612
OVER THE BENTLEYS.
522
00:22:49,645 --> 00:22:52,482
THAT'LL MAKE
A LOVELY TOAST.
523
00:22:52,515 --> 00:22:54,584
SHE'S GOT LOOKS.
HE'S GOT MONEY.
524
00:22:54,617 --> 00:22:58,554
ONE OF THEM IS
BOUND TO RUN OUT.
525
00:22:58,588 --> 00:23:01,190
I GIVE IT 19 MONTHS.
526
00:23:01,223 --> 00:23:03,593
THAT'S VERY SPECIFIC.
527
00:23:03,626 --> 00:23:04,660
NO FAULT DIVORCE IN NEW JERSEY
528
00:23:04,694 --> 00:23:08,898
REQUIRES COUPLES TO LIVE
AT LEAST 18 MONTHS APART.
529
00:23:08,931 --> 00:23:11,734
I'M ACTUALLY ONLY GIVING IT
A FEW WEEKS.
530
00:23:11,767 --> 00:23:14,069
OH. THOUGHT I WAS SUPPOSED
TO BE THE DARK ONE.
531
00:23:14,103 --> 00:23:15,538
[cell phone ringing]
NOT TODAY.
532
00:23:15,571 --> 00:23:16,672
YEAH.
533
00:23:20,743 --> 00:23:21,877
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
TO GO STAG.
534
00:23:21,911 --> 00:23:23,479
MY PATIENT
IS REFUSING TREATMENT.
535
00:23:23,513 --> 00:23:25,615
AND YOU CARE?
NO.
536
00:23:25,648 --> 00:23:28,618
BUT IT'S AN EXCUSE
YOU CAN'T ARGUE WITH.
537
00:23:31,687 --> 00:23:32,522
(Ramon)
ACCEPTING THIS TREATMENT
538
00:23:32,555 --> 00:23:34,924
IS AN INSULT
TO GOD.
539
00:23:34,957 --> 00:23:37,960
I CAN'T EXPECT HIM
TO KEEP OUR DEAL.
540
00:23:37,993 --> 00:23:39,028
YOU ALREADY BROKE IT.
541
00:23:39,061 --> 00:23:40,696
YOUR BLOOD TEST SHOWED
542
00:23:40,730 --> 00:23:41,964
YOU WERE LOADED
WITH IBUPROFEN.
543
00:23:41,997 --> 00:23:43,799
TAKING PAINKILLERS
BREAKS MY DEAL?
544
00:23:43,833 --> 00:23:44,934
THE POINT
IS TO SUFFER
545
00:23:44,967 --> 00:23:46,669
LIKE YOUR SAVIOR DID,
RIGHT?
546
00:23:46,702 --> 00:23:50,172
WELL, HE DIDN'T TAKE MYRRH,
THE TYLENOL OF ANCIENT ROME.
547
00:23:50,205 --> 00:23:51,874
AND HIS NAILS WENT
THROUGH HIS WRISTS,
548
00:23:51,907 --> 00:23:53,175
NOT THROUGH HIS PALMS.
549
00:23:53,208 --> 00:23:54,176
PALMS ARE FOR SISSIES.
550
00:23:54,209 --> 00:23:56,178
AND WHAT ABOUT THE 39 LASHES
551
00:23:56,211 --> 00:23:58,681
AND THE BEATINGS
AND THE CROWN OF THORNS?
552
00:23:58,714 --> 00:24:00,816
WHAT YOU GO THROUGH
IS CLOSER TO A BAD MANICURE
553
00:24:00,850 --> 00:24:02,017
THAN A CRUCIFIXION.
554
00:24:02,051 --> 00:24:03,719
IT'S NOT ABOUT SHOWING GOD
MY PAIN.
555
00:24:03,753 --> 00:24:06,221
IT'S ABOUT SHOWING HIM
MY FAITH.
556
00:24:06,255 --> 00:24:08,190
IF HE ASKS ME
TO DIE FOR MY DAUGHTER,
557
00:24:08,223 --> 00:24:09,258
I'LL DO IT GLADLY.
558
00:24:09,291 --> 00:24:12,161
DON'T MAKE THIS
ABOUT YOUR DAUGHTER.
559
00:24:12,194 --> 00:24:13,829
YOU'RE JUST WORRIED THAT
IF WE FIND A CURE,
560
00:24:13,863 --> 00:24:15,598
THAT IT'LL COST YOU
YOUR FAITH.
561
00:24:15,631 --> 00:24:16,532
AND THEN YOU'LL BE
LIKE THE REST OF US.
562
00:24:16,566 --> 00:24:18,901
ALONE AND AFRAID?
563
00:24:18,934 --> 00:24:20,570
YOU'RE RIGHT.
564
00:24:20,603 --> 00:24:22,605
I DON'T WANT THAT.
YOU'RE SMILING.
565
00:24:22,638 --> 00:24:23,673
DOES THAT MEAN
THAT YOU'RE COMFORTABLE
566
00:24:23,706 --> 00:24:24,874
WITH YOUR CHOICE?
567
00:24:24,907 --> 00:24:26,709
OR THAT YOU'RE AFRAID?
568
00:24:26,742 --> 00:24:27,943
BECAUSE THIS MAY BE
YOUR ONLY HOPE.
569
00:24:27,977 --> 00:24:29,679
YOU CAN PRESCRIBE
A LOT OF THINGS,
570
00:24:29,712 --> 00:24:31,080
BUT HOPE ISN'T ONE OF 'EM.
571
00:24:31,113 --> 00:24:32,548
STICKING BY YOUR CONVICTIONS
572
00:24:32,582 --> 00:24:34,784
AND DAMNING
THE CONSEQUENCES.
573
00:24:34,817 --> 00:24:36,586
YOU TWO HAVE A LOT
IN COMMON.
574
00:24:36,619 --> 00:24:39,955
YOU'RE BOTH IDIOTS.
575
00:24:46,295 --> 00:24:48,598
ALL CONVICTION'S
EQUALLY RIDICULOUS?
576
00:24:48,631 --> 00:24:51,166
JUST WHEN THEY'RE APPLIED
INDISCRIMINATELY
577
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:52,868
TO ALL CIRCUMSTANCES.
578
00:24:52,902 --> 00:24:54,637
HE NEEDS TO SEE
HIS DAUGHTER.
579
00:24:54,670 --> 00:24:56,238
HE NEEDS TO SEE
INHERIT THE WIND.
580
00:24:56,271 --> 00:24:59,241
AND TELL HER HE'S DYING
BECAUSE GOD DOESN'T WANT HIM
581
00:24:59,274 --> 00:25:01,276
TO TAKE HIS MEDICINE.
582
00:25:04,814 --> 00:25:07,617
HONESTY'S NOT ALL BAD.
583
00:25:07,650 --> 00:25:10,185
GET HER IN HERE.
584
00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:20,963
YOU DON'T HAVE TO DIE,
NOT IF YOU TAKE THEIR MEDICINE.
585
00:25:23,666 --> 00:25:25,367
THE TREATMENT
586
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:26,969
VIOLATES GOD'S LAWS.
587
00:25:27,002 --> 00:25:29,605
HE DOESN'T WANT ME
TO TAKE IT.
588
00:25:29,639 --> 00:25:32,041
BUT GOD DOESN'T WANT YOU
TO DIE.
589
00:25:32,074 --> 00:25:34,844
HE DOESN'T WANT ANYONE TO DIE.
HE'S ALL ABOUT LOVE.
590
00:25:34,877 --> 00:25:36,779
I KNOW
THIS IS COMING FROM YOUR MOTHER.
591
00:25:36,812 --> 00:25:38,313
THIS IS COMING FROM ME.
592
00:25:38,347 --> 00:25:39,381
I'M THE ONE
WHO ALMOST DIED.
593
00:25:39,414 --> 00:25:42,084
I KNOW
WHAT IT'S LIKE.
594
00:25:42,117 --> 00:25:45,387
AND YOU'RE MY DAD.
YOU CAN'T DIE.
595
00:25:45,420 --> 00:25:48,390
I WISH I DIDN'T HAVE TO.
596
00:25:48,423 --> 00:25:50,225
YOU DON'T HAVE TO,
DADDY.
597
00:25:50,259 --> 00:25:51,326
JUST TAKE THE MEDICINE.
598
00:25:51,360 --> 00:25:52,628
YOU ALWAYS TELL ME
TO TAKE THE MEDICINE.
599
00:25:52,662 --> 00:25:55,364
PLEASE.
600
00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:00,770
ONE DAY,
601
00:26:00,803 --> 00:26:01,904
YOU'RE GOING TO UNDERSTAND.
602
00:26:01,937 --> 00:26:03,005
NO, I'M NOT.
603
00:26:03,038 --> 00:26:07,042
I AM NEVER GOING
TO UNDERSTAND THAT.
604
00:26:07,076 --> 00:26:09,812
IF GOD COULD DO THIS,
605
00:26:09,845 --> 00:26:11,781
I HATE GOD.
606
00:26:21,824 --> 00:26:24,660
[VV Brown's
Shark in the Water]
607
00:26:24,694 --> 00:26:26,395
*
608
00:26:26,428 --> 00:26:29,231
* SOMETIMES I GET MY HEAD
609
00:26:29,264 --> 00:26:31,667
* IN A DILLY
610
00:26:31,701 --> 00:26:33,903
* FEELING SO LOST
611
00:26:33,936 --> 00:26:36,038
* TICKING YOU OFF
612
00:26:38,708 --> 00:26:39,942
I JUST SPOTTED
A COUPLE OF HOT GIRLS
613
00:26:39,975 --> 00:26:41,043
BY THE CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN.
614
00:26:41,076 --> 00:26:43,679
WEREN'T YOU JUST UPSTAIRS
WITH...
615
00:26:43,713 --> 00:26:45,681
AND IT WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED
IF NOT FOR YOU, BUDDY.
616
00:26:47,883 --> 00:26:50,419
SOMEONE HAD TO DISTRACT
THE SOBER FRIEND.
617
00:26:50,452 --> 00:26:51,921
I'M NOT HERE
TO BE YOUR WINGMAN.
618
00:26:51,954 --> 00:26:53,756
I'LL BE YOUR WINGMAN
THIS TIME.
619
00:26:53,789 --> 00:26:55,891
I DIDN'T COME HERE
TO GET LAID.
620
00:26:55,925 --> 00:26:56,992
THEN DON'T.
621
00:26:57,026 --> 00:26:58,327
TALKING TO BEAUTIFUL WOMEN
622
00:26:58,360 --> 00:26:59,695
ISN'T NEARLY AS MUCH FUN
AS WATCHING TAUB
623
00:26:59,729 --> 00:27:01,663
NOT TALKING
TO HIS WIFE.
624
00:27:07,903 --> 00:27:09,404
I WENT
THROUGH YOUR EMAILS.
625
00:27:09,438 --> 00:27:12,041
THERE'S NOTHING IN THERE
THAT'S INAPPROPRIATE.
626
00:27:12,074 --> 00:27:13,809
WE'RE FRIENDS, CHRIS.
627
00:27:13,843 --> 00:27:16,478
BUT YOU TELL HIM THINGS
THAT YOU'VE NEVER TOLD ME.
628
00:27:16,511 --> 00:27:18,748
I TELL HIM THINGS
I CAN'T TELL YOU.
629
00:27:18,781 --> 00:27:19,749
THAT'S THE POINT.
630
00:27:19,782 --> 00:27:20,916
NOT THINGS ABOUT ME.
ABOUT YOU.
631
00:27:20,950 --> 00:27:22,718
ABOUT YOUR NEW JOB.
632
00:27:22,752 --> 00:27:24,720
ABOUT COLORING YOUR HAIR.
633
00:27:24,754 --> 00:27:26,488
ABOUT HOW YOU FELT
WHEN YOUR MOTHER DIED.
634
00:27:26,521 --> 00:27:28,924
I WANT TO KNOW
THOSE THINGS.
635
00:27:28,958 --> 00:27:34,096
HE'S EASY TO TALK TO.
636
00:27:34,129 --> 00:27:36,398
HE'S OPEN AND HONEST.
637
00:27:36,431 --> 00:27:37,967
HE MAKES ME FEEL SAFE.
638
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:39,769
SOUNDS LIKE YOU LOVE HIM.
639
00:27:39,802 --> 00:27:42,137
I AM NOT HAVING
AN AFFAIR.
640
00:27:42,171 --> 00:27:44,473
HE LIVES IN OREGON.
I'VE NEVER MET HIM.
641
00:27:44,506 --> 00:27:45,908
I PROBABLY NEVER WILL.
642
00:27:45,941 --> 00:27:48,243
YOU ARE HAVING AN AFFAIR.
AN EMOTIONAL ONE.
643
00:27:48,277 --> 00:27:50,112
ARE YOU EQUATING
WHAT I'M DOING
644
00:27:50,145 --> 00:27:51,480
WITH WHAT YOU DID?
645
00:27:51,513 --> 00:27:53,749
I'VE DONE TERRIBLE THINGS
TO YOU,
646
00:27:53,783 --> 00:27:55,818
AND I DESERVE ALL OF THIS
AND MORE,
647
00:27:55,851 --> 00:27:58,821
BUT YOU CAN'T PRETEND THAT
WHAT YOU'RE DOING ISN'T HURTFUL.
648
00:28:06,495 --> 00:28:08,163
SOMEONE LOOKS LOVELY TONIGHT.
649
00:28:08,197 --> 00:28:09,965
THANK YOU.
650
00:28:09,999 --> 00:28:13,168
I MEANT ME.
651
00:28:13,202 --> 00:28:16,405
SOMEONE ELSE
LOOKS SIMPLY STUNNING.
652
00:28:16,438 --> 00:28:20,509
THAT WAS YOU.
AND THE BLONDE AT THE BAR.
653
00:28:20,542 --> 00:28:22,311
JUST TO BE CLEAR,
654
00:28:22,344 --> 00:28:24,780
THIS WHOLE LITTLE ACT
ISN'T GONNA WORK.
655
00:28:24,814 --> 00:28:26,949
I NEED AN APOLOGY.
656
00:28:26,982 --> 00:28:28,250
NOT FLATTERY.
657
00:28:28,283 --> 00:28:30,052
IT'S NOT AN ACT.
658
00:28:30,085 --> 00:28:31,453
IT'S THE WEDDING.
659
00:28:31,486 --> 00:28:33,488
YOU HATE WEDDINGS.
I THOUGHT I DID.
660
00:28:33,522 --> 00:28:35,390
THEN I REALIZED
I'VE NEVER BEEN TO ONE.
661
00:28:35,424 --> 00:28:36,425
NEVER?
662
00:28:36,458 --> 00:28:38,961
TURNS OUT
THEY'RE KIND OF FUN.
663
00:28:38,994 --> 00:28:42,197
WELL, I CAN'T COMPLAIN
ABOUT MY BOSS.
664
00:28:42,231 --> 00:28:43,532
HE'S RIGHT HERE.
665
00:28:43,565 --> 00:28:45,801
YOU'RE HIS BOSS?
666
00:28:45,835 --> 00:28:47,402
ONLY MONDAYS
THROUGH FRIDAYS.
667
00:28:47,436 --> 00:28:49,771
ON THE WEEKENDS,
HE'S MY BRA.
668
00:28:54,076 --> 00:28:56,378
THIS ROUND'S
ON THE BRA.
669
00:29:04,553 --> 00:29:07,990
UM...
670
00:29:08,023 --> 00:29:11,326
I'M SORRY
ABOUT YOUR DAUGHTER.
671
00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:13,362
I NEVER MEANT
TO HURT HER.
672
00:29:13,395 --> 00:29:16,531
YOU JUST THOUGHT
SHE WOULD CHANGE MY MIND.
673
00:29:16,565 --> 00:29:21,370
I WAS SURPRISED
SHE DIDN'T.
674
00:29:23,505 --> 00:29:24,539
SO WAS I.
675
00:29:26,175 --> 00:29:29,845
I DIDN'T TELL YOU THE TRUTH.
676
00:29:29,879 --> 00:29:32,014
WHEN I SAID
I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE.
677
00:29:32,047 --> 00:29:35,384
BUT YOU'RE GOING
STRAIGHT TO HEAVEN, SO...
678
00:29:35,417 --> 00:29:37,486
THAT'S WHAT I BELIEVE,
679
00:29:37,519 --> 00:29:39,454
BUT I'M HUMAN.
680
00:29:39,488 --> 00:29:42,324
SO YOU KNOW
YOU MAY BE WRONG.
681
00:29:42,357 --> 00:29:45,827
HOW COULD YOU DO
WHAT YOU JUST DID?
682
00:29:48,497 --> 00:29:50,432
THAT'S WHY WE HAVE BELIEFS.
683
00:29:50,465 --> 00:29:52,501
SO WE CAN STILL SEE
THE RIGHT THING TO DO
684
00:29:52,534 --> 00:29:55,137
WHEN WE'RE BLINDED
WITH DOUBT AND FEAR.
685
00:29:55,170 --> 00:29:58,540
OUR BELIEFS
DEFINE US.
686
00:29:58,573 --> 00:30:00,109
IF WE LOSE THEM,
687
00:30:00,142 --> 00:30:02,544
WHO ARE WE?
688
00:30:09,318 --> 00:30:11,887
LOOK, I'M SORRY.
689
00:30:11,921 --> 00:30:16,358
I DIDN'T MEAN
FOR IT TO GO THAT WAY.
690
00:30:17,927 --> 00:30:20,662
YOU THINK
I'M BEING SELFISH,
691
00:30:20,695 --> 00:30:24,499
BUT I'M NOT.
692
00:30:24,533 --> 00:30:28,170
HE MAKES ME FEEL BETTER
ABOUT ME AND ABOUT US.
693
00:30:28,203 --> 00:30:33,142
WELL, THAT IS HARD
TO BELIEVE,
694
00:30:33,175 --> 00:30:36,478
BECAUSE ALL I FEEL
RIGHT NOW IS BETRAYED.
695
00:30:36,511 --> 00:30:38,580
I NEVER WANTED THAT.
696
00:30:38,613 --> 00:30:40,115
GOOD.
697
00:30:40,149 --> 00:30:44,019
BECAUSE JUST LIKE YOU ASKED ME
TO STOP MY BEHAVIOR,
698
00:30:44,053 --> 00:30:46,621
I'M ASKING YOU
TO STOP THIS.
699
00:30:49,124 --> 00:30:51,426
NO?
700
00:30:51,460 --> 00:30:53,562
I'M NOT GONNA LIE
TO YOU.
701
00:30:53,595 --> 00:30:55,464
IS THIS REVENGE?
702
00:30:55,497 --> 00:30:58,233
I DON'T KNOW.
703
00:30:58,267 --> 00:30:59,634
BUT I DO KNOW
THAT IT'S SOMETHING
704
00:30:59,668 --> 00:31:02,671
I NEED RIGHT NOW.
705
00:31:12,514 --> 00:31:14,083
WHAT WOULD YOU WEAR?
706
00:31:15,750 --> 00:31:18,020
WELL, I'M A SUCKER
FOR THE WHITE GOWN.
707
00:31:20,555 --> 00:31:24,393
TRADITIONALLY
FOR YOUNG, FIRST-TIME BRIDES.
708
00:31:24,426 --> 00:31:26,161
WELL, I MAY NOT BE YOUNG,
709
00:31:26,195 --> 00:31:27,562
BUT I'LL BE FIRST-TIME.
710
00:31:29,498 --> 00:31:33,635
THAT IS A LIE.
711
00:31:36,171 --> 00:31:38,340
YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE.
712
00:31:38,373 --> 00:31:42,311
1987 FOR SIX DAYS.
713
00:31:43,545 --> 00:31:45,414
YOUR KNOWLEDGE
OF NEW JERSEY DIVORCE LAW
714
00:31:45,447 --> 00:31:47,049
MADE ME SUSPICIOUS,
SO I LOOKED IT UP.
715
00:31:47,082 --> 00:31:51,153
SO THIS WAS ALL YOUR TRAP?
716
00:31:51,186 --> 00:31:53,522
TRAP'S PRIMITIVE.
717
00:31:53,555 --> 00:31:55,190
I PREFER INVEIGLEMENT.
718
00:31:55,224 --> 00:31:57,226
ANYWAY, THE POINT IS,
I LIED TO YOU,
719
00:31:57,259 --> 00:31:59,694
YOU LIED TO ME,
I FORGIVE YOU.
720
00:32:07,102 --> 00:32:10,172
WELL PLAYED.
721
00:32:14,109 --> 00:32:15,610
YOU'RE TIRED,
AREN'T YOU?
722
00:32:15,644 --> 00:32:17,412
ALL THOSE FILES?
723
00:32:17,446 --> 00:32:18,480
NO.
724
00:32:18,513 --> 00:32:20,582
NO, I WAS THINKING...
725
00:32:22,517 --> 00:32:23,785
I MEAN,
IF THOSE TWO
726
00:32:23,818 --> 00:32:26,421
EVEN HAVE THE SLIGHTEST CHANCE
OF MAKING IT,
727
00:32:26,455 --> 00:32:29,158
THEN WE HAVE TO BE
A SURE THING.
728
00:32:29,191 --> 00:32:32,594
AND WE'VE ALREADY MADE
ALL OUR MISTAKES.
729
00:32:32,627 --> 00:32:35,697
AND...
730
00:32:40,069 --> 00:32:42,371
I'VE COME TO REALIZE
731
00:32:42,404 --> 00:32:45,140
THAT I LOVE YOU EVEN MORE
THAN I THOUGHT I DID.
732
00:32:45,174 --> 00:32:49,111
SAM,
WILL YOU MARRY ME AGAIN?
733
00:32:49,144 --> 00:32:52,614
[laughs]
734
00:32:52,647 --> 00:32:54,549
WOW.
735
00:32:54,583 --> 00:32:56,485
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT TO SAY.
736
00:32:56,518 --> 00:32:58,320
I HAVE A SUGGESTION.
737
00:32:58,353 --> 00:33:00,089
WHERE DID THIS EVEN
COME FROM?
738
00:33:00,122 --> 00:33:01,790
WHEN DID YOU...
739
00:33:04,093 --> 00:33:09,698
YOU JUST CAME TO REALIZE
WHAT MADE YOU LOVE ME EVEN MORE?
740
00:33:09,731 --> 00:33:12,601
EVERYTHING
YOU'VE DONE.
741
00:33:12,634 --> 00:33:15,504
YOUR WORK.
YOUR...
742
00:33:15,537 --> 00:33:17,539
YOUR SENSE OF MORALITY.
743
00:33:19,574 --> 00:33:22,077
THE FIVE CASES.
744
00:33:22,111 --> 00:33:23,745
I NOT ONLY AGREE
745
00:33:23,778 --> 00:33:24,846
WITH WHAT YOU DID.
746
00:33:24,879 --> 00:33:26,215
I ADMIRE IT.
747
00:33:26,248 --> 00:33:27,616
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
748
00:33:27,649 --> 00:33:29,284
YOU ALREADY ASKED ME
ABOUT THE FILES.
749
00:33:29,318 --> 00:33:31,553
AND I TOLD YOU THE TRUTH.
I KNOW.
750
00:33:31,586 --> 00:33:34,156
AND I GET IT.
751
00:33:34,189 --> 00:33:35,690
YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME.
752
00:33:35,724 --> 00:33:40,362
I BELIEVE THAT YOU
ARE A WONDERFUL PERSON.
753
00:33:40,395 --> 00:33:41,763
WHO LIES AND CHEATS.
754
00:33:41,796 --> 00:33:45,300
NO, SAM, LISTEN.
I'M ON YOUR SIDE.
755
00:33:45,334 --> 00:33:50,239
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
756
00:33:50,272 --> 00:33:51,640
WHAT?
SAM.
757
00:33:51,673 --> 00:33:55,210
SAM, DON'T DO THIS...
758
00:33:55,244 --> 00:33:58,180
[Ohio Players'
Love Rollercoaster]
759
00:33:58,213 --> 00:33:59,614
* ROLLERCOASTER
760
00:33:59,648 --> 00:34:02,617
[vocalizing]
761
00:34:02,651 --> 00:34:03,618
* ROLLERCOASTER
762
00:34:03,652 --> 00:34:06,755
* OF LOVE
763
00:34:06,788 --> 00:34:08,523
* ROLLERCOASTER
764
00:34:08,557 --> 00:34:11,126
[vocalizing]
765
00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:14,196
* YOUR LOVE IS LIKE
A ROLLER COASTER *
766
00:34:14,229 --> 00:34:17,632
* BABY BABY
767
00:34:17,666 --> 00:34:20,769
SO HOW MANY DO YOU THINK?
768
00:34:20,802 --> 00:34:24,373
AT LEAST THREE.
769
00:34:24,406 --> 00:34:27,842
A HAT TRICK,
CHASE.
770
00:34:27,876 --> 00:34:29,611
SEE?
THE LIFE OF THE BACHELOR.
771
00:34:29,644 --> 00:34:31,280
ALL OF THE SEX,
NONE OF THE GUILT.
772
00:34:31,313 --> 00:34:33,648
IT'S NOT OVER, OKAY?
773
00:34:33,682 --> 00:34:36,185
I JUST REALLY MISCALCULATED.
774
00:34:36,218 --> 00:34:38,587
I THOUGHT SHE'D FORGIVEN ME
FOR EVERYTHING.
775
00:34:38,620 --> 00:34:41,190
ALL THOSE HURT FEELINGS,
776
00:34:41,223 --> 00:34:45,827
THEY NEVER REALLY WENT AWAY.
777
00:34:45,860 --> 00:34:48,230
THAT MAKES A LOT MORE SENSE.
778
00:34:48,263 --> 00:34:50,199
IGNORE HIM.
779
00:34:50,232 --> 00:34:54,703
HE JUST GOT AN IDEA.
780
00:34:54,736 --> 00:34:56,638
I HAVE ONE MORE TEST
TO RUN.
781
00:35:00,542 --> 00:35:02,644
UGH.
I HATE WEDDINGS.
782
00:35:20,595 --> 00:35:24,433
IT WON'T BE LONG NOW.
783
00:35:24,466 --> 00:35:27,302
YOU'LL BE STARING DOWN THE
YAWNING VOID BEFORE YOU KNOW IT.
784
00:35:27,336 --> 00:35:30,339
YOU CAME FROM A WEDDING
TO TELL ME THAT?
785
00:35:30,372 --> 00:35:33,275
NOPE.
I CAME FROM A WEDDING
786
00:35:33,308 --> 00:35:35,277
TO RUN A PET SCAN.
787
00:35:35,310 --> 00:35:36,578
I THOUGHT
YOU'D GIVEN UP ON ME.
788
00:35:36,611 --> 00:35:37,979
I HAVE.
789
00:35:38,012 --> 00:35:40,349
PET SCAN WAS FOR YOUR DAUGHTER.
790
00:35:40,382 --> 00:35:42,817
I WAS WRONG
ABOUT HER.
791
00:35:42,851 --> 00:35:47,656
SHE DID HAVE GLIOBLASTOMA.
792
00:35:47,689 --> 00:35:49,458
AND SHE STILL DOES.
793
00:35:49,491 --> 00:35:52,594
THE CANCER NEVER WENT AWAY.
794
00:35:52,627 --> 00:35:54,663
YES, IT DID.
795
00:35:54,696 --> 00:35:55,997
THEY TESTED HER
EVERY YEAR.
796
00:35:56,030 --> 00:35:58,700
WITH A CT SCAN.
797
00:35:58,733 --> 00:36:01,403
WHICH MISSES
ALL THE TINY, LITTLE TUMORS
798
00:36:01,436 --> 00:36:02,537
THAT A PET SCAN DOESN'T.
799
00:36:02,571 --> 00:36:03,672
YOU'VE MADE A MISTAKE.
800
00:36:03,705 --> 00:36:06,975
SHE DOES NOT
HAVE CANCER ANYMORE.
801
00:36:07,008 --> 00:36:08,543
I RAN IT TWICE.
802
00:36:08,577 --> 00:36:13,315
NO MISTAKE.
803
00:36:13,348 --> 00:36:15,216
LOOKS LIKE GOD BROKE
YOUR DEAL.
804
00:36:18,720 --> 00:36:21,490
I'M SORRY.
805
00:36:21,523 --> 00:36:23,825
BUT I'M ALSO RIGHT.
806
00:36:28,363 --> 00:36:30,565
YOU'RE A BASTARD.
807
00:36:35,870 --> 00:36:37,606
DO WHATEVER YOU WANT TO ME.
808
00:36:37,639 --> 00:36:41,643
GOOD CALL.
809
00:36:48,417 --> 00:36:50,485
SURPRISED YOU'VE GOT ENOUGH
STRENGTH TO COME TO WORK TODAY.
810
00:36:50,519 --> 00:36:53,522
36 HOURS IS LONG ENOUGH
FOR ME TO RECOVER.
811
00:36:53,555 --> 00:36:56,057
AND NOT NEARLY LONG ENOUGH FOR
THIS GUY TO BE GETTING BETTER.
812
00:36:56,090 --> 00:36:59,794
HOUSE WANTED US CHECKING
EVERY 12 HOURS ANYWAY.
813
00:36:59,828 --> 00:37:01,796
SORRY I TOOK OFF ON YOU.
814
00:37:01,830 --> 00:37:03,498
TWICE?
815
00:37:03,532 --> 00:37:04,499
FIRST ONE WAS MY BAD.
816
00:37:04,533 --> 00:37:06,835
SECOND ONE,
I HAD NO CHOICE.
817
00:37:06,868 --> 00:37:08,570
IT WAS A THREESOME.
818
00:37:09,838 --> 00:37:12,073
THEY'RE OVERRATED.
819
00:37:12,106 --> 00:37:15,777
(both)
HE'S BLUFFING.
820
00:37:15,810 --> 00:37:17,712
GET HOUSE.
821
00:37:17,746 --> 00:37:19,814
(House)
GOT SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU.
822
00:37:19,848 --> 00:37:21,850
YOUR DAUGHTER'S PET SCAN.
823
00:37:21,883 --> 00:37:24,686
IT'S CLEAN.
824
00:37:24,719 --> 00:37:27,055
SHE'S FINE.
825
00:37:27,088 --> 00:37:30,459
MY BAD.
826
00:37:30,492 --> 00:37:32,627
GOT HER MIXED UP
WITH MARION SILVER.
827
00:37:32,661 --> 00:37:35,430
MARISA SILVA.
828
00:37:35,464 --> 00:37:36,865
THAT'S BELIEVABLE, RIGHT?
829
00:37:36,898 --> 00:37:39,634
ANYHOW, GOOD NEWS FOR YOU,
830
00:37:39,668 --> 00:37:40,869
BAD NEWS FOR MR. SILVER.
831
00:37:40,902 --> 00:37:42,404
YOU TRICKED ME.
832
00:37:42,437 --> 00:37:43,872
GOD DIDN'T BREAK OUR DEAL.
833
00:37:43,905 --> 00:37:46,074
I DID.
834
00:37:46,107 --> 00:37:48,443
YOU LED ME
INTO TEMPTATION.
835
00:37:48,477 --> 00:37:49,678
AND I FOLLOWED.
836
00:37:49,711 --> 00:37:51,112
AND GOD WILL PUNISH YOU
FOR THAT.
837
00:37:51,145 --> 00:37:53,081
HE HAS TO.
'CAUSE IF HE DIDN'T,
838
00:37:53,114 --> 00:37:54,883
WELL, THAT WOULD
MAKE YOU WONDER, WOULDN'T IT?
839
00:37:54,916 --> 00:37:56,385
HE WILL.
840
00:37:56,418 --> 00:37:58,487
WELL, THAT'S
WHY I'M SO CONFUSED
841
00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:00,121
BY THIS.
842
00:38:00,154 --> 00:38:02,424
THIS IS YOUR MRI.
843
00:38:02,457 --> 00:38:04,659
SHOWS INCREMENTAL IMPROVEMENT.
844
00:38:04,693 --> 00:38:06,695
YOU'RE GETTING BETTER.
845
00:38:06,728 --> 00:38:08,930
I DOUBLE-CHECKED THE NAME
ON THIS ONE.
846
00:38:08,963 --> 00:38:11,032
BUT IT'S NOT ALL GOOD NEWS.
847
00:38:11,065 --> 00:38:15,470
THIS PATIENT IS SCREWED.
848
00:38:15,504 --> 00:38:17,739
TECHNICAL TERM
IS DEAD AS A DOORNAIL.
849
00:38:17,772 --> 00:38:19,674
WHO IS THAT?
850
00:38:19,708 --> 00:38:20,775
GOD.
851
00:38:20,809 --> 00:38:22,877
YOU BROKE YOUR DEAL
WITH HIM,
852
00:38:22,911 --> 00:38:25,013
YOUR DAUGHTER'S FINE,
YOU'RE GETTING BETTER.
853
00:38:25,046 --> 00:38:26,381
NOTHING BAD HAPPENED.
854
00:38:26,415 --> 00:38:28,650
WHICH CAN ONLY MEAN
ONE THING.
855
00:38:28,683 --> 00:38:31,786
THERE IS NO GOD.
856
00:38:31,820 --> 00:38:34,155
OF COURSE, IF YOUR DAUGHTER
GETS HIT BY A METEORITE TODAY,
857
00:38:34,188 --> 00:38:36,157
I WOULD HAVE SOME SERIOUS EGG
ON MY FACE.
858
00:38:36,190 --> 00:38:38,427
[laughs]
859
00:38:38,460 --> 00:38:39,494
YOU'RE SMILING.
860
00:38:39,528 --> 00:38:42,063
I ASSUME
THAT MEANS YOU'RE MISERABLE.
861
00:38:42,096 --> 00:38:47,469
IT MEANS
I'M HAPPY.
862
00:38:47,502 --> 00:38:49,170
IT DOESN'T MEAN
GOD DOESN'T EXIST.
863
00:38:49,203 --> 00:38:51,440
IT JUST MEANS HE'S--
HE'S TRULY MERCIFUL.
864
00:38:51,473 --> 00:38:55,744
MY BEAUTIFUL MARISA
WAS RIGHT.
865
00:38:55,777 --> 00:38:57,912
GOD IS ALL ABOUT LOVE.
866
00:38:57,946 --> 00:38:59,080
PUNISHMENT IS PROOF OF GOD,
867
00:38:59,113 --> 00:39:02,083
AND NO PUNISHMENT
IS PROOF OF GOD?
868
00:39:02,116 --> 00:39:03,985
INGENIOUS ARGUMENT.
869
00:39:04,018 --> 00:39:07,822
FAITH ISN'T AN ARGUMENT.
870
00:39:10,659 --> 00:39:12,727
I'D LIKE TO SEE MY DAUGHTER.
871
00:39:22,637 --> 00:39:24,839
EVERYONE ELSE KNEW?
872
00:39:24,873 --> 00:39:26,641
EVERYONE I COULD TRUST.
873
00:39:26,675 --> 00:39:28,843
SO YES.
874
00:39:28,877 --> 00:39:32,447
IF YOU HAD TOLD ME,
HE'D BE DEAD BY NOW.
875
00:39:32,481 --> 00:39:34,916
SO WHY DO I STILL WANT
TO TELL THE TRUTH?
876
00:39:34,949 --> 00:39:38,119
EITHER YOU'RE NAIVE
OR YOU HAVE SCRUPLES.
877
00:39:38,152 --> 00:39:39,688
I'M NOT SURE
WHICH IS WORSE.
878
00:39:39,721 --> 00:39:44,759
THIS IS INSANE.
WE CAN'T WORK LIKE THIS.
879
00:39:44,793 --> 00:39:46,661
I CAN.
880
00:39:51,866 --> 00:39:53,134
SAM?
881
00:39:53,167 --> 00:39:57,005
SORRY. I WAS HOPING TO BE DONE
BEFORE YOU GOT HOME.
882
00:39:57,038 --> 00:39:58,640
WE HAD A FIGHT.
883
00:39:58,673 --> 00:40:00,742
WE HAD ONE FIGHT.
884
00:40:00,775 --> 00:40:03,077
AND I ADMITTED
I WAS WRONG.
885
00:40:03,111 --> 00:40:04,613
WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT.
WE CAN GET OVER IT.
886
00:40:04,646 --> 00:40:05,680
THIS IS ABOUT TRUST.
887
00:40:05,714 --> 00:40:07,749
I NEVER LIED TO YOU
ABOUT ANYTHING.
888
00:40:07,782 --> 00:40:08,750
I KNOW.
889
00:40:08,783 --> 00:40:10,852
AND I ALWAYS TRUSTED YOU.
890
00:40:10,885 --> 00:40:12,987
I...
891
00:40:13,021 --> 00:40:15,023
MAYBE WE COULD TALK
TO A COUNSELOR.
892
00:40:15,056 --> 00:40:16,758
YOU SAID THAT HELPED
AFTER OUR DIVORCE.
893
00:40:16,791 --> 00:40:19,794
IT DID.
AND I THINK I CHANGED A LOT.
894
00:40:19,828 --> 00:40:21,730
AND I HAVEN'T?
895
00:40:21,763 --> 00:40:23,131
THIS IS MY FAULT?
896
00:40:24,733 --> 00:40:26,701
I KNOW
WHERE THIS IS GOING.
897
00:40:26,735 --> 00:40:28,937
AND I DON'T WANT
TO GO THERE AGAIN.
898
00:40:31,740 --> 00:40:33,675
YOU'RE QUITTING, SAM.
899
00:40:33,708 --> 00:40:37,011
YOU'RE QUITTING AGAIN.
900
00:40:37,045 --> 00:40:38,713
SO I GUESS
YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED THAT MUCH.
901
00:41:00,068 --> 00:41:03,037
[Jude's I Know]
902
00:41:03,071 --> 00:41:04,238
*
903
00:41:04,272 --> 00:41:08,042
[door opens]
904
00:41:08,076 --> 00:41:09,944
GOOD WORK TODAY.
905
00:41:09,978 --> 00:41:11,946
I DON'T EVEN THINK
YOUR PATIENT'S GONNA SUE.
906
00:41:11,980 --> 00:41:15,984
IT LOOKS
LIKE EVERYBODY'S HAPPY.
907
00:41:19,153 --> 00:41:22,190
I'VE BEEN AN IDIOT.
908
00:41:22,223 --> 00:41:25,994
I GOT THIS ARGUMENT
STUCK IN MY HEAD.
909
00:41:26,027 --> 00:41:29,764
IF EVERYBODY LIES,
THEN TRUST IS NOT ONLY UNFOUNDED
910
00:41:29,798 --> 00:41:33,001
AND POINTLESS,
IT'S FICTIONAL.
911
00:41:33,034 --> 00:41:35,770
BUT TRUST
IS NOT AN ARGUMENT
912
00:41:35,804 --> 00:41:36,838
THAT CAN BE WON OR LOST.
913
00:41:36,871 --> 00:41:42,744
MAYBE I JUST HAVE TO SUSPEND
MY CYNICISM AND BELIEVE.
914
00:41:44,813 --> 00:41:47,649
MAYBE IT'S TIME
I TOOK A LEAP OF FAITH.
915
00:41:50,652 --> 00:41:53,688
I'M SORRY.
916
00:41:53,722 --> 00:41:54,522
I WON'T LIE TO YOU AGAIN.
917
00:41:54,555 --> 00:41:56,024
* YOU'VE GOT SUCH
A PRETTY SMILE *
918
00:41:56,057 --> 00:41:59,961
THANK YOU.
919
00:41:59,994 --> 00:42:03,798
*
920
00:42:03,832 --> 00:42:06,701
* IT'S A SHAME
THE THINGS YOU *
921
00:42:06,735 --> 00:42:08,136
[knock at door]
922
00:42:08,169 --> 00:42:10,672
* HIDE BEHIND IT
923
00:42:10,705 --> 00:42:12,741
*
924
00:42:12,774 --> 00:42:14,776
* LET 'EM GO
GIVE IT UP *
925
00:42:14,809 --> 00:42:16,244
SAM LEFT ME.
926
00:42:16,277 --> 00:42:18,780
WHAT A MORON.
927
00:42:20,314 --> 00:42:22,651
TOO SOON.
I'M STILL IN LOVE WITH HER.
928
00:42:22,684 --> 00:42:25,654
I MEANT YOU.
929
00:42:25,687 --> 00:42:29,157
DO YOU HAVE A DRINK?
OR DRINKS?
930
00:42:29,190 --> 00:42:31,192
CUDDY'S COMING OVER.
931
00:42:35,697 --> 00:42:37,365
DOES SHE KNOW YOU'RE HERE?
932
00:42:37,398 --> 00:42:41,069
I APOLOGIZED TO HER.
933
00:42:41,102 --> 00:42:47,075
* I KNOW THERE'S NOWHERE
YOU CAN HIDE IT *
934
00:42:47,108 --> 00:42:50,178
GOOD FOR YOU.
935
00:42:50,211 --> 00:42:51,646
* TRUST ME
936
00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:54,248
NOT REALLY.
I LIED.
937
00:42:54,282 --> 00:42:56,250
* AND DON'T KEEP THAT
ON THE INSIDE *
938
00:42:56,284 --> 00:42:58,653
* SOON YOU
939
00:42:58,687 --> 00:43:02,023
I JUST TOOK YOUR ADVICE.
TOO BAD YOU DIDN'T.
940
00:43:02,056 --> 00:43:05,660
* YOU'LL BE LOCKED OUT
ON YOUR OWN *
941
00:43:05,694 --> 00:43:08,763
GOOD FOR YOU.
942
00:43:08,797 --> 00:43:11,800
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