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[ominous music]
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[male announcer]
THIS ELECTION DAY,
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THE FATE OF OUR BORDERS
IS IN YOUR HANDS.
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JOHN MORENO WANTS TO INVITE
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ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS
INTO OUR COUNTRY.
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HE WANTS TO GIVE THEM OUR JOBS.
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HE WANTS TO GIVE THEM
OUR HEALTHCARE.
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JOHN MORENO WANTS TO GIVE THEM
THE AMERICAN DREAM,
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AND HE WANTS YOU TO PAY FOR IT.
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[people yelling]
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WHOSE SIDE IS HE REALLY ON?
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[beeping]
IT'S A VALID QUESTION.
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HE FAVORS EASING RESTRICTIONS.
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SO DO I.
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SHH.
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COME ON, HAL.
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YOUR POSITION ON WORK VISAS
IS IRRELEVANT.
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HE'S TALKING ABOUT
A PATH TO CITIZENSHIP.
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I'M TELLING YOU,
THIS AD WINS YOU THE ELECTION.
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BY INSULTING ONE
OF MY CORE CONSTITUENCIES.
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COME ON, IN '04
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I HAD 45%
OF THE LATINO VOTE.
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AND THIS YEAR YOU'RE RUNNING
AGAINST A GUY NAMED MORENO.
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THIS ISN'T
ONE OF YOUR RACES
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IN SOUTH CAROLINA
OR OKLAHOMA, JOE.
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THIS IS NEW JERSEY--
PEOPLE VOTE FOR ME
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BECAUSE I'M A MODERATE.
WELL,
THAT'S GREAT.
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YOU CAN BE THE MOST MODERATE
EX-SENATOR IN THE COUNTRY.
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HAL, THE ELECTION
IS SEVEN DAYS AWAY,
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AND EVEN OUR OWN INTERNALS SHOW
YOU DOWN SIX POINTS.
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WE'VE ALWAYS BEEN
THE UNDERDOG.
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AND WE'VE ALWAYS
FOUND A WAY TO WIN.
I KNOW.
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BECAUSE YOU HAVE ALWAYS LET ME
DO WHAT'S NEEDED TO BE DONE.
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NOW, I CAN HAVE THIS
ON THE AIR TOMORROW.
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NO, NO.
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COME ON, HAL,
LET ME DO THIS!
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NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT.
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THIS COULD TOTALLY
GALVANIZE THE LEFT.
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YOU ALL RIGHT, JOE?
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YEAH, I THINK I GOT
SOME KIND OF A RASH.
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WHAT THE HELL?
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THAT'S NOT A RASH.
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MAYBE I SHOULD
CALL A DOCTOR.
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YOU BETTER CALL
AN AMBULANCE.
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[Massive Attack's Teardrop]
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(House)
LOOK AT IT LIKE THIS...
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OF ALL THE WAYS
TO RUPTURE IT,
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NOTHING HONORS
THE REAL ACHILLES MORE
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THAN BLOWING THE DISMOUNT
ON A KEG STAND.
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WHAT'S THAT SMELL?
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IS IT ONIONS?
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PEPPERS?
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OH, I KNOW...
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IT'S A SAUSAGEFEST.
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SAUSAGEFEST
IMPLIES MULTIPLES.
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NOW, IF YOU'RE TALKING
ABOUT YARDAGE,
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I'D HAVE TO AGREE.
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I'M TALKING
ABOUT YOUR DEPARTMENT.
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YOU STILL HAVEN'T
REPLACED THIRTEEN.
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IT'S COMING ALONG.
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YOU'VE HAD PLENTY OF TIME
TO FIND SOMEONE.
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I'VE FOUND PLENTY OF SOMEONES.
JUST HAVEN'T KEPT THEM.
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IT'S TIME TO END
THE CYCLE.
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MEET YOUR NEW TEAM MEMBER.
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HER NAME IS MARTHA M. MASTERS.
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THIS DOCTOR
IS NOT A DOCTOR.
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SHE'S A THIRD-YEAR
MED STUDENT.
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SHE GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL
WHEN SHE WAS 15.
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SHE FILLED OUT THE TIME
BEFORE MED SCHOOL GETTING PHDS
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IN BOTH APPLIED MATH
AND ART HISTORY.
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SHE'LL BE
INCREDIBLY USEFUL
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IF MY NEXT PATIENT
IS AN ESCHER DRAWING.
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THOSE THINGS
ARE SERIOUSLY SCREWED UP.
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THIS ISN'T A SUGGESTION.
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JUST BECAUSE MY SAUSAGE
HAS BEEN FILLING YOUR BUN
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DOESN'T MEAN
YOU GET TO DECIDE
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WHAT FLAVOR CHIPS I NOSH ON
DURING THE DAY.
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NOPE, I GET TO DO THAT
BECAUSE I'M YOUR BOSS.
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PATIENT IS JOE DUGAN, 42,
POLITICAL CONSULTANT.
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PRESENTS
WITH PALPABLE PURPURA,
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AND ALT AND AST
ARE THROUGH THE ROOF.
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OTHERWISE KNOWN
AS RASH AND LIVER DAMAGE.
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FASCINATING.
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SENATOR ANDERSON
SENT THIS CASE TO US,
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AND PERSONALLY REQUESTED
WE TAKE A LOOK.
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THAT'S REASON ENOUGH
FOR ME.
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BLACK GUY CAMPAIGNING
FOR THE OPPOSITION?
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DOES OBAMA KNOW ABOUT THIS?
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I TRIED CALLING HIM
ON THE BROTHER HOTLINE.
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HE DIDN'T PICK UP.
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[knock on door]
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MARTHA M. MASTERS.
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I'M DR. HOUSE.
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THIS IS
THE REST OF THE TEAM.
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BORING, BIMBO,
AND BITE-SIZE.
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MARTHA ENJOYS
QUADRATIC EQUATIONS,
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ITALIAN FRESCOES,
AND HER TURN-ONS INCLUDE
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LEARNING TO BE A DOCTOR.
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TAKE A SEAT.
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SHE'S A MED STUDENT?
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CUDDY THINKS
SHE'S SOME KIND OF GENIUS.
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SAY SOMETHING BRILLIANT.
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OH, I--I DON'T--
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CAPITAL OF AZERBAIJAN?
BAKU.
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YEAR BEETHOVEN DIED?
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1827.
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20TH DECIMAL
OF EULER'S NUMBER?
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SIX.
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[Masters giggles]
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IT'S MY FAVORITE CONSTANT.
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(House)
WITH BREASTS.E INTERNET
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OH, NO, WAIT--
THE INTERNET HAS BREASTS.
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(Foreman)
OUR PATIENT'S LIVER DAMAGE
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EXPLAINS THE RASH
AND CRYOGLOBULINS
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WE FOUND IN HIS BLOOD,
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BUT WE CAN'T EXPLAIN
THE LIVER DAMAGE.
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SHOWS NO OTHER SIGNS
OF DRUG OR ALCOHOL ABUSE.
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NOW ALL WE'VE GOTTA DO IS FIGURE
OUT WHICH ONE IS BIMBO
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AND WHICH ONE IS BITE-SIZE.
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ALSO, WHICH MONSTER TRUCK
WON THE 2004 THUNDER NATIONALS?
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HEP C MAKES SENSE.
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TEST CAME BACK NEGATIVE.
SAME FOR HEP A AND B.
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THE ANSWER WE WERE LOOKING FOR
IS VIRGINIA GIANT.
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FEEL FREE TO CHIME IN
ON EITHER CONVERSATION.
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HATE TO STEAL THE SPOTLIGHT
FROM SMALL WONDER OVER HERE,
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BUT WHAT ABOUT
TOXIC EXPOSURE?
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TETRACHLOROETHYLENE.
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COULD EVEN BE PENNYROYAL
OR SASSAFRAS OIL.
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GO TO HIS HOUSE,
GET ME SOME CHEMICALS.
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YOU WANNA STAY
ON THIS TEAM,
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HAVE AN OPINION.
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[car driving]
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(Masters)
OH, COOL!
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TUDOR REVIVAL
ARCHITECTURE.
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STEEPLY PITCHED,
ASYMMETRICAL ROOF
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OVER THE ENTRANCE.
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BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE
THE HALF TIMBERING
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OVER THE FACADE.
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DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING
ABOUT MEDICINE,
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CAN'T SHUT UP
ABOUT ARCHITECTURE.
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GREAT.
I KNOW.
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I DON'T KNOW
WHAT HAPPENED.
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BEING AROUND HOUSE...
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HE'S SUCH A LEGEND,
HE'S SO INTIMIDATING.
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I'M NOT LIKE THAT
AROUND ORDINARY PEOPLE.
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[chuckling softly]
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UH, NOT THAT YOU GUYS
ARE ORDINARY.
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IT'S JUST THAT
HE'S SO BRILLIANT
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AND YOU WORK UNDER HIM,
SO YOU'RE NOT AS IMPOSING.
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UM...
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I'M GONNA BE QUIET.
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GOOD IDEA.
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DUGAN DIDN'T
GIVE YOU A KEY?
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IF PATIENTS KNOW
WE'RE COMING,
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THEY CAN HIDE SOMETHING
RELEVANT TO THEIR ILLNESS
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INTENTIONALLY
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OR UNINTENTIONALLY.
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THEIR KNOWLEDGE
CHANGES THINGS.
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ARE YOU A VAMPIRE?
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IT'S OKAY.
WE'RE INVITING YOU IN.
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BUT OUR PATIENT DIDN'T.
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I CAN'T DO THIS,
I'M SORRY.
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(Taub)
WELL, SHE'S GONNA BE
A BIG HELP.
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(Foreman)
YEAH, WHAT A RUBE
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BEING UNCOMFORTABLE BREAKING
INTO A STRANGER'S HOUSE.
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PART OF OUR JOB DESCRIPTION,
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NOT THE MOST MORALLY
AMBIGUOUS PART.
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(Foreman)
GIVE HER A CHANCE.
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SHE'S FRESH,
ENTHUSIASTIC,
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HAS NO BAD HABITS
WE NEED TO RETEACH.
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SHE'S A MED STUDENT
WITH NO PRACTICAL EXPERIENCE.
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THAT MEANS EVERY PROCEDURE,
EVERY BLOOD DRAW,
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SHE NEEDS ONE OF US THERE
TO SUPERVISE.
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IS THIS ATTITUDE ABOUT HER
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NOT HAVING AN M.D.
AFTER HER NAME?
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BECAUSE I WONDER
IF IT HAS MORE TO DO
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WITH HER BEING A BRAINIAC.
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THAT'S NOT IT AT ALL.
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I'M NOT THRILLED
SOMEONE ELSE
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MIGHT BE THE SMARTEST PERSON
ON THE TEAM NOW.
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I CAN ONLY IMAGINE
HOW YOU FEEL.
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YOU'RE NOT SMARTER
THAN ME.
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OH, YEAH?
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YOU FIND THIS?
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(Foreman)
A JUG OF UNPASTEURIZED CIDER.
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IT COULD BE TAINTED
WITH E COLI,
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AND THAT'S WHAT'S CAUSING
THE LIVER TO SHUT DOWN.
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E COLI IS FOUND
IN ANIMALS.
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SO UNLESS HE'S DRINKING
PORK CIDER...
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PORK CIDER!
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I NEED THE NUMBER
OF THE PATENT OFFICE.
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THERE ARE INDIRECT WAYS
OF ATTRACTING E COLI.
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MASTERS REFUSED
TO GO ON THE SEARCH WITH US.
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INTERESTING.
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WHICH RAISES THE QUESTION,
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WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM
WITH HER?
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HE IS INTIMIDATED
BY HER INTELLIGENCE.
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(House)
WHY WOULD THAT BOTHER TAUB?
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HE'S BEEN WORKING
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WITH PEOPLE SMARTER THAN HIM
FOR A LONG TIME.
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I THINK PERKY NEW GIRL
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MAKES HIM FEEL OLD.
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SHE'S BASICALLY THE SAME AGE
AS THIRTEEN.
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YEAH, BUT SHE'S A STUDENT.
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MAKES YOU CONTEMPLATE
YOUR MED SCHOOL DAYS.
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BACK WHEN YOU HAD HAIR,
MUSCLE TONE,
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AND NO NEED
FOR A REGULAR PROSTATE EXAM.
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MAKES SENSE.
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JUST LIKE E COLI.
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ORCHARDS MAKE CIDER
OUT OF APPLES
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THEY CAN'T SELL OTHERWISE,
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LIKE IF THEY'VE FALLEN
ONTO THE GROUND.
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LIKE, INTO SOME COW FECES.
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WHICH WOULD MEAN
OUR ESTEEMED PATIENT
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IS LITERALLY
FULL OF B.S.
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COOL.
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GO GET THE INGENUE,
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START THE PATIENT ON AZTREONAM
AND PLASMAPHERESIS.
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[loudly]
HE SAID TO START
THE PATIENT ON AZTRE--
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[chuckling]
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THE CELL SORTER
SEPARATES THE PLASMA
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FROM THE REMAINING
CELLULAR COMPONENTS,
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THEREBY REMOVING--
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THE TOXINS,
ANTIBODIES, CRYOGLOBULINS.
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I THINK WE SHOULD
TELL OUR PATIENT
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ABOUT BREAKING INTO HIS HOUSE.
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WHY WOULD WE DO THAT?
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BECAUSE THE REASON
NOT TO TELL HIM
233
00:08:50,841 --> 00:08:52,709
WAS THAT HE MIGHT
HIDE SOMETHING.
234
00:08:52,743 --> 00:08:54,177
AND NOW THAT RATIONALE
IS MOOT.
235
00:08:54,210 --> 00:08:55,612
THE RATIONALE NOW
236
00:08:55,646 --> 00:08:57,748
IS NO UPSIDE,
BIG DOWNSIDE.
237
00:08:57,781 --> 00:09:00,150
HOW CAN WE ASK OUR PATIENTS
TO TRUST US
238
00:09:00,183 --> 00:09:01,752
IF WE'RE NOT
HONEST WITH THEM?
239
00:09:01,785 --> 00:09:03,119
HOW CAN WE ASK THE PATIENT
TO TRUST US
240
00:09:03,153 --> 00:09:04,921
AFTER WE TELL HIM
HE CAN'T TRUST US?
241
00:09:06,022 --> 00:09:07,791
FINE.
242
00:09:07,824 --> 00:09:08,792
TELL HIM.
243
00:09:08,825 --> 00:09:10,026
CLEAR YOUR CONSCIENCE,
244
00:09:10,060 --> 00:09:12,128
BECAUSE THAT'S
WHAT'S IMPORTANT.
245
00:09:14,798 --> 00:09:16,299
(Dugan)
WELL, IF YOU WOULD LET ME
RUN THAT AD,
246
00:09:16,332 --> 00:09:19,169
EVERYBODY WOULD BE TALKING
ABOUT IMMIGRATION INSTEAD.
247
00:09:19,202 --> 00:09:20,804
ALL RIGHT, LOOK,
HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA SAY.
248
00:09:20,837 --> 00:09:22,105
YEAH, HE WAS IN IRAQ,
249
00:09:22,138 --> 00:09:23,974
AND WE'RE ALL GRATEFUL
FOR HIS SACRIFICE.
250
00:09:24,007 --> 00:09:26,309
YOU CHOSE TO HONOR YOUR COUNTRY
THROUGH PUBLIC SERVICE
251
00:09:26,342 --> 00:09:29,746
AND HAVE VOTED 46 TIMES
TO EXPAND THE PENTAGON'S BUDGET
252
00:09:29,780 --> 00:09:32,716
FOR PROGRAMS WHICH, OH, BY THE
WAY, MORENO WANTS TO CUT.
253
00:09:32,749 --> 00:09:35,719
ALL RIGHT. I'LL DRAFT IT UP,
SEND IT OVER.
254
00:09:35,752 --> 00:09:36,887
[phone beeps]
255
00:09:36,920 --> 00:09:37,954
(Masters)
YOU SHOULD PROBABLY SLOW DOWN
256
00:09:37,988 --> 00:09:39,790
UNTIL YOU'RE
OUT OF THE HOSPITAL.
257
00:09:39,823 --> 00:09:42,325
IT'S A BUSY WEEK.
258
00:09:48,131 --> 00:09:50,701
AREN'T YOU CURIOUS HOW WE
CAME UP WITH THIS DIAGNOSIS?
259
00:09:50,734 --> 00:09:53,003
YOU'RE DOCTORS.
ISN'T THAT YOUR JOB?
260
00:09:53,036 --> 00:09:54,705
BUT HOW WE KNEW
YOU WERE DRINKING APPLE CIDER?
261
00:09:54,738 --> 00:09:56,306
WELL, YOU HAD TO HAVE
FOUND THAT AT MY HOUSE,
262
00:09:56,339 --> 00:09:57,874
SO I GUESS YOU GUYS
BROKE IN THERE.
263
00:10:01,945 --> 00:10:03,113
THAT DOESN'T BOTHER YOU?
264
00:10:03,146 --> 00:10:04,881
MEDICINE'S LIKE POLITICS.
265
00:10:04,915 --> 00:10:06,717
AT THE END OF THE DAY,
ALL THAT MATTERS IS RESULTS.
266
00:10:06,750 --> 00:10:07,718
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
267
00:10:07,751 --> 00:10:09,953
RESPECT MATTERS.
268
00:10:09,986 --> 00:10:10,954
HONESTY
269
00:10:10,987 --> 00:10:12,122
AND INTEGRITY MATTER.
270
00:10:12,155 --> 00:10:14,324
HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT
RUNNING FOR PUBLIC OFFICE?
271
00:10:14,357 --> 00:10:17,327
BECAUSE I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE
SOMEONE LIKE YOU
272
00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:18,394
AS AN OPPONENT.
273
00:10:20,430 --> 00:10:22,132
WATCH THE REPLACEMENT
FLUID LINE.
274
00:10:22,165 --> 00:10:23,767
OH, RIGHT, SORRY.
275
00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:25,769
(Masters)
YOU EVER WONDER WHY
AMERICAN VOTER
276
00:10:25,802 --> 00:10:27,704
TURNOUT RATES
ARE AMONG THE LOWEST
277
00:10:27,738 --> 00:10:29,272
IN THE DEVELOPED WORLD?
278
00:10:32,843 --> 00:10:33,844
MR. DUGAN?
279
00:10:35,211 --> 00:10:37,881
MR. DUGAN?
280
00:10:37,914 --> 00:10:39,916
WHAT'S WRONG?
CAN YOU HEAR ME?
281
00:10:41,818 --> 00:10:42,786
HE'S PARALYZED.
282
00:10:42,819 --> 00:10:44,721
CALL FOREMAN AND CHASE,
GET THEM DOWN HERE.
283
00:10:44,755 --> 00:10:45,722
[beeping]
284
00:10:45,756 --> 00:10:46,723
MR. DUGAN!
285
00:10:46,757 --> 00:10:47,858
[beeping]
286
00:10:51,895 --> 00:10:53,063
(Chase)
WE THINKS IT'S A TRANSIENT
ISCHEMIC ATTACK.
287
00:10:53,096 --> 00:10:54,064
THE CLOT MUST HAVE BROKEN UP
288
00:10:54,097 --> 00:10:55,098
BEFORE WE COULD FIND IT.
289
00:10:55,131 --> 00:10:57,033
HE WAS TEMPORARILY PARALYZED,
290
00:10:57,067 --> 00:10:58,068
BUT HE'S REGAINING
MOBILITY AND SPEECH.
291
00:10:58,101 --> 00:10:59,069
(House)
SO, WHAT CAUSES RASH,
292
00:10:59,102 --> 00:11:01,404
LIVER FAILURE, CLOTS,
293
00:11:01,437 --> 00:11:03,139
AND THE UNCONTROLLABLE URGE
294
00:11:03,173 --> 00:11:05,141
TO RAT OUT YOUR COWORKERS?
295
00:11:05,175 --> 00:11:06,009
OH, NO, WAIT--
296
00:11:06,042 --> 00:11:08,912
THAT LAST ONE WAS YOU,
NOT THE PATIENT.
297
00:11:08,945 --> 00:11:11,081
I WASN'T TRYING TO RAT.
298
00:11:11,114 --> 00:11:13,249
I WAS CLEARLY TRYING TO HONOR
MY ETHICAL OBLIGATION.
299
00:11:13,283 --> 00:11:16,219
PORTAL VEIN THROMBOSIS
300
00:11:16,252 --> 00:11:18,188
COULD BE CAUSED
BY WILSON'S DISEASE.
301
00:11:18,221 --> 00:11:22,192
HOORAY!
302
00:11:22,225 --> 00:11:23,293
YOU POPPED YOUR CHERRY,
303
00:11:23,326 --> 00:11:25,095
DIAGNOSTICALLY SPEAKING.
304
00:11:25,128 --> 00:11:27,463
UNFORTUNATELY,
THE FIRST TIME ALWAYS SUCKS.
305
00:11:27,497 --> 00:11:29,165
PITCH DOESN'T MAKE
ANY SENSE.
306
00:11:29,199 --> 00:11:30,533
DUGAN'S CORNEA WAS NORMAL.
307
00:11:30,566 --> 00:11:32,302
YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY BRILLIANT.
308
00:11:32,335 --> 00:11:34,170
SO WHY WOULD YOU
HIDE YOUR MIND?
309
00:11:34,204 --> 00:11:35,405
I WAS BRAINSTORMING.
310
00:11:35,438 --> 00:11:38,008
I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT YOUR
STUPID IDEAS ABOUT THE PATIENT.
311
00:11:38,041 --> 00:11:39,409
I MEAN YOUR STUPID IDEAS
ABOUT MORALITY.
312
00:11:39,442 --> 00:11:41,945
MY STUPID IDEAS ARE WHAT
MOST DOCTORS CONSIDER
313
00:11:41,978 --> 00:11:45,215
THE RULES
FOR PROFESSIONAL CONDUCT.
314
00:11:45,248 --> 00:11:47,150
WHAT ABOUT
A NEUROENDOCRINE TUMOR?
315
00:11:47,183 --> 00:11:48,852
NOT WITHOUT
DIMINISHED MENTAL CAPACITY,
316
00:11:48,885 --> 00:11:50,186
LOSS OF JUDGMENT.
317
00:11:50,220 --> 00:11:52,956
(Taub)
DISSEMINATED INTRAVASCULAR
COAGULATION,
318
00:11:52,989 --> 00:11:55,091
HOWEVER, FITS.
319
00:11:55,125 --> 00:11:57,093
RULES ARE JUST HELPFUL
GUIDELINES FOR STUPID PEOPLE
320
00:11:57,127 --> 00:11:59,129
WHO CAN'T MAKE UP
THEIR OWN MIND.
321
00:11:59,162 --> 00:12:00,130
YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T FIT
INTO THAT CATEGORY,
322
00:12:00,163 --> 00:12:02,132
SO WHY PUT YOURSELF THERE?
323
00:12:02,165 --> 00:12:03,133
MASTERS IS RIGHT
324
00:12:03,166 --> 00:12:05,068
ABOUT A NEUROENDOCRINE TUMOR.
325
00:12:05,101 --> 00:12:07,938
BECAUSE YES, DUGAN HAS HAD
326
00:12:07,971 --> 00:12:08,939
A LOSS OF JUDGMENT.
327
00:12:08,972 --> 00:12:10,006
HE MADE THIS TOTALLY
INFLAMMATORY
328
00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:12,275
ANTI-IMMIGRATION CAMPAIGN
COMMERCIAL FOR ANDERSON.
329
00:12:12,308 --> 00:12:14,878
IT JUST GOT LINKED ONLINE.
330
00:12:14,911 --> 00:12:17,147
(Foreman)
YOU'RE ARGUING DUGAN'S POLITICS
331
00:12:17,180 --> 00:12:18,148
ARE A SIGN THAT
HE'S MENTALLY COMPROMISED?
332
00:12:18,181 --> 00:12:19,549
NO, HIS TACTICS.
333
00:12:19,582 --> 00:12:20,917
(Chase)
HE'S MOST LIKELY
THE ONE WHO LEAKED IT
334
00:12:20,951 --> 00:12:22,052
AND ALL THE COMMENTATORS
ARE SAYING
335
00:12:22,085 --> 00:12:23,854
ANDERSON WILL CATCH
A MAJOR BACKLASH.
336
00:12:23,887 --> 00:12:25,155
AND HONESTY'S A GREAT IDEA
337
00:12:25,188 --> 00:12:26,122
UNTIL YOUR PATIENT ASKS
338
00:12:26,156 --> 00:12:28,458
IF HER DISTENDED ABDOMEN
MAKES HER LOOKS FAT.
339
00:12:28,491 --> 00:12:30,160
(Foreman)
HOUSE, I HATE TO INTERRUPT
YOUR ETHICS DEBATE,
340
00:12:30,193 --> 00:12:33,964
BUT WE HAVE TWO SOLID IDEAS
ON THE TABLE.
341
00:12:33,997 --> 00:12:35,165
[sighs]
342
00:12:35,198 --> 00:12:38,434
CT FROM HIS NECK TO HIS ABDOMEN
FOR NEUROENDOCRINE TUMORS.
343
00:12:38,468 --> 00:12:40,136
RUN A D-DIMER
344
00:12:40,170 --> 00:12:42,038
AND FIBRINOGEN
FOR D.I.C.
345
00:12:46,409 --> 00:12:49,112
(House)
MASTERS.
346
00:12:49,145 --> 00:12:51,514
IF LYING TO A PATIENT
SAVED THEIR LIFE,
347
00:12:51,547 --> 00:12:52,515
WOULD YOU DO IT?
348
00:12:52,548 --> 00:12:54,217
NO.
349
00:12:54,250 --> 00:12:55,218
THAT'S A LIE.
350
00:12:55,251 --> 00:12:58,388
IF YOUR GRANDMA GAVE YOU
A REALLY CRAPPY TEA COZY
351
00:12:58,421 --> 00:13:00,356
FOR CHRISTMAS, WOULD YOU
TELL HER YOU LIKED IT?
352
00:13:00,390 --> 00:13:02,625
YES, BUT THAT'S DIFFERENT.
353
00:13:02,658 --> 00:13:04,127
SO, YOU LIE
WHEN IT DOESN'T MATTER
354
00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:05,195
BUT YOU WON'T
WHEN IT DOES.
355
00:13:05,228 --> 00:13:07,130
HOW'D YOU GET
SO SCREWED UP?
356
00:13:12,568 --> 00:13:14,004
(House)
HOW MAD WOULD YOU BE
357
00:13:14,037 --> 00:13:15,238
IF I FIRED MASTERS?
358
00:13:15,271 --> 00:13:17,373
VERY.
359
00:13:17,407 --> 00:13:19,409
UNLESS YOU HAD CAUSE.
360
00:13:19,442 --> 00:13:21,277
REAL CAUSE.
361
00:13:21,311 --> 00:13:23,379
CAUSE THAT A HUMAN BEING
WOULD CONSIDER CAUSE.
362
00:13:23,413 --> 00:13:25,181
NEVER MIND, THEN.
363
00:13:25,215 --> 00:13:26,917
SHE'S GOT PRINCIPALS.
364
00:13:26,950 --> 00:13:30,253
SHE'S LIKE THE LOVE CHILD
OF EINSTEIN AND MARY POPPINS.
365
00:13:30,286 --> 00:13:32,355
DIDN'T EVEN GET
EINSTEIN'S HAIR.
366
00:13:32,388 --> 00:13:34,490
IT'S WORTH HAVING
SOMEONE ON THE TEAM
367
00:13:34,524 --> 00:13:37,060
WHO DOESN'T SEE THE WORLD
ENTIRELY AS SHADES OF GRAY.
368
00:13:37,093 --> 00:13:38,929
IT IS GRAY!
TO YOU.
369
00:13:38,962 --> 00:13:42,065
[elevator dings]
SHE HAS A FRESH PERSPECTIVE.
370
00:13:42,098 --> 00:13:43,566
UNLESS THAT THREATENS YOU.
371
00:13:43,599 --> 00:13:46,202
IT DOES NOT--
372
00:13:46,236 --> 00:13:48,204
YOU THOUGHT
I'D GET DEFENSIVE,
373
00:13:48,238 --> 00:13:50,240
KEEP HER
OUT OF PRIDE.
374
00:13:50,273 --> 00:13:53,009
A GIRL CAN HOPE.
375
00:13:53,043 --> 00:13:56,346
HOUSE, I GAVE THIS
A LOT OF THOUGHT.
376
00:13:56,379 --> 00:13:58,915
SHE DESERVES
A CHANCE.
377
00:13:58,949 --> 00:14:00,183
A REAL CHANCE.
378
00:14:07,357 --> 00:14:09,292
HOUSE IS GONNA FIRE ME.
379
00:14:09,325 --> 00:14:11,027
NO, HE ISN'T.
380
00:14:11,061 --> 00:14:12,462
BECAUSE YOU TOLD HIM
NOT TO?
381
00:14:12,495 --> 00:14:15,398
BUTTING HEADS WITH HOUSE
IS PAR FOR THE COURSE.
382
00:14:15,431 --> 00:14:17,167
HOUSE HAS STRONG BELIEFS,
383
00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:20,136
AND HE RESPECTS OTHER PEOPLE
WITH STRONG BELIEFS.
384
00:14:20,170 --> 00:14:22,705
IT'S NOT MY BELIEFS
THAT ARE THE PROBLEM.
385
00:14:22,738 --> 00:14:23,606
IT'S MY PERSONALITY.
386
00:14:23,639 --> 00:14:26,409
I'M NOT GOOD AT WORKING
WITH OTHER PEOPLE.
387
00:14:26,442 --> 00:14:29,145
YOU'VE BEEN IN THERE
FOR LESS THAN A DAY.
388
00:14:29,179 --> 00:14:30,513
I WASN'T LOOKING
FOR ENCOURAGEMENT.
389
00:14:30,546 --> 00:14:33,316
IT'S A FACT.
390
00:14:33,349 --> 00:14:35,218
GROWING UP,
MY WHOLE LIFE, REALLY,
391
00:14:35,251 --> 00:14:37,320
I-I SPENT
A LOT OF TIME BY MYSELF.
392
00:14:37,353 --> 00:14:39,122
AND NO ONE IN HIGH SCHOOL
WANTS TO HANG OUT
393
00:14:39,155 --> 00:14:41,691
WITH A KID THAT'S
THREE YEARS YOUNGER THAN THEM.
394
00:14:41,724 --> 00:14:44,394
AND STUDYING ANOSOV
DIFFEOMORPHISMS,
395
00:14:44,427 --> 00:14:46,662
DETERMINING WHETHER
AN UNATTRIBUTED LANDSCAPE
396
00:14:46,696 --> 00:14:50,333
IS A BLAKELOCK
OR A RYDER OR...
397
00:14:50,366 --> 00:14:52,235
I'M ACTUALLY
BORING YOU RIGHT NOW.
398
00:14:52,268 --> 00:14:55,105
AND YET
YOU CHOSE MEDICINE
399
00:14:55,138 --> 00:14:57,573
WHICH IS
A TEAM ACTIVITY.
400
00:14:57,607 --> 00:14:58,541
IT'S PRETTY GUTSY,
401
00:14:58,574 --> 00:15:00,510
STEPPING SO FAR OUTSIDE
YOUR COMFORT ZONE.
402
00:15:00,543 --> 00:15:05,148
I'M NOT TRYING
TO PROVE ANYTHING.
403
00:15:05,181 --> 00:15:07,383
I JUST WANTED
TO BE A DOCTOR.
404
00:15:07,417 --> 00:15:09,419
IT WAS STUPID.
405
00:15:09,452 --> 00:15:13,089
NOBODY CAN DO EVERYTHING.
406
00:15:13,123 --> 00:15:18,328
I WAS VAIN TO THINK
I COULD BE THE EXCEPTION.
407
00:15:18,361 --> 00:15:20,296
HOUSE DOESN'T CARE
IF YOU'RE A TEAM PLAYER,
408
00:15:20,330 --> 00:15:22,165
OR HOW ETHICAL YOU ARE,
409
00:15:22,198 --> 00:15:24,234
OR HOW HIGH YOUR I.Q. IS.
410
00:15:24,267 --> 00:15:26,569
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE CASES.
411
00:15:26,602 --> 00:15:29,205
YOU HELP HIM
CRACK THIS ONE,
412
00:15:29,239 --> 00:15:30,706
YOU TWO ARE GONNA
GET ALONG JUST FINE.
413
00:15:33,476 --> 00:15:35,311
(Foreman)
WE GOTTA GIVE MASTERS
SOME POINTERS,
414
00:15:35,345 --> 00:15:37,413
HELP HER FIGURE OUT
HOW TO DEAL WITH HOUSE.
415
00:15:37,447 --> 00:15:39,182
WHY WOULD I DO THAT?
416
00:15:39,215 --> 00:15:42,285
THE ENTERTAINMENT FACTOR
IS OFF THE CHARTS.
417
00:15:42,318 --> 00:15:44,620
IT'S LIKE WATCHING
A BUNNY HOP INTO A BUZZ SAW.
418
00:15:44,654 --> 00:15:46,189
REPEATEDLY.
419
00:15:46,222 --> 00:15:48,258
AND IF WE DON'T HELP HER,
SHE'S OUT OF HERE.
420
00:15:48,291 --> 00:15:51,627
NO, SOMETHING ELSE IS STOPPING
HOUSE FROM FIRING HER.
421
00:15:51,661 --> 00:15:54,330
I'M GUESSING IT'S HIS DESIRE
TO KEEP HAVING SEX WITH CUDDY.
422
00:15:54,364 --> 00:15:58,768
(Dugan)
YOU GUYS READY TO ADMIT
YOU WERE WRONG YET?
423
00:15:58,801 --> 00:16:00,603
EXCUSE ME?
424
00:16:00,636 --> 00:16:03,606
THIS TUMOR YOU'RE LOOKING FOR--
YOU'RE NOT GONNA FIND IT.
425
00:16:03,639 --> 00:16:08,178
MY JUDGMENT
IS COMPLETELY SOUND.
426
00:16:08,211 --> 00:16:09,745
SO WHEN YOU
LEAKED THAT AD,
427
00:16:09,779 --> 00:16:13,049
YOU WERE TRYING TO TORPEDO
THE SENATOR'S CAMPAIGN?
428
00:16:13,083 --> 00:16:15,051
ALL RIGHT, ONE,
I TOLD YOU BEFORE,
429
00:16:15,085 --> 00:16:16,152
I DIDN'T LEAK THAT SPOT.
430
00:16:16,186 --> 00:16:18,088
UH-HUH.
431
00:16:18,121 --> 00:16:19,089
AND TWO...
432
00:16:19,122 --> 00:16:20,623
WHOEVER DID LEAK THAT AD
433
00:16:20,656 --> 00:16:22,292
HAD NOTHING WRONG
WITH THEIR MIND EITHER.
434
00:16:22,325 --> 00:16:23,293
IT'S GONNA SAVE ANDERSON.
435
00:16:23,326 --> 00:16:25,095
(Chase)
THAT COMMERCIAL...
436
00:16:25,128 --> 00:16:27,297
EVERYONE SEES THROUGH IT.
437
00:16:27,330 --> 00:16:29,132
YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO PLAY
TO PEOPLE'S FEARS.
438
00:16:29,165 --> 00:16:29,999
YOU SAY FEARS.
439
00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:33,336
I SAY RATIONAL,
PROTECTIVE INSTINCTS.
440
00:16:33,369 --> 00:16:35,405
AND JUDGING BY YOUR ACCENT,
441
00:16:35,438 --> 00:16:37,207
IMMIGRATION PROBABLY
ISN'T AN ISSUE
442
00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:39,175
YOU CAN BE
REAL IMPARTIAL ABOUT.
443
00:16:39,209 --> 00:16:41,811
I WAITED FIVE YEARS
TO GET MY GREEN CARD.
444
00:16:41,844 --> 00:16:43,279
IF THERE'S ANYONE
WHO WOULD RESENT
445
00:16:43,313 --> 00:16:45,281
SOMEONE TRYING TO SKIP
THE QUEUE, IT'D BE ME.
446
00:16:45,315 --> 00:16:47,217
JUST BECAUSE MORENO
FAVORS AMNESTY--
447
00:16:47,250 --> 00:16:49,352
HE DOESN'T.
448
00:16:49,385 --> 00:16:51,154
YOU KNOW THAT PICTURE OF HIM
WITH THE MEXICAN FLAGS
449
00:16:51,187 --> 00:16:54,257
THAT SEEMS TO BE
FROM A PRO-AMNESTY RALLY?
450
00:16:54,290 --> 00:16:56,259
THAT'S FROM AN AMNESTY
INTERNATIONAL SPEECH
451
00:16:56,292 --> 00:17:00,296
PROTESTING THE IMPRISONMENT
OF PRIESTS IN OAXACA.
452
00:17:00,330 --> 00:17:02,532
YES, YOU DID JUST PROVE
THAT THAT AD
453
00:17:02,565 --> 00:17:04,500
IS EVEN MORE DISGUSTING
THAN YOU THOUGHT.
454
00:17:04,534 --> 00:17:09,172
YOU ALSO PROVED
THAT AD IS EFFECTIVE.
455
00:17:09,205 --> 00:17:11,307
YOU STILL THINK
MY JUDGMENT IS OFF?
456
00:17:11,341 --> 00:17:13,309
NOT ANYMORE.
457
00:17:13,343 --> 00:17:15,245
THERE'S NO SIGN
OF A TUMOR.
458
00:17:15,278 --> 00:17:17,280
THAT LEAVES D.I.C.
459
00:17:17,313 --> 00:17:19,349
I'LL GO CHECK HOW TAUB IS DOING
WITH THE BLOOD WORK.
460
00:17:25,321 --> 00:17:26,789
I GUESS WHEN YOU
GET ON IN YEARS,
461
00:17:26,822 --> 00:17:29,325
IT TAKES A LITTLE LONGER TO RUN
A FEW SIMPLE BLOOD TESTS.
462
00:17:29,359 --> 00:17:31,261
THIS WHOLE "TAUB'S
AN OLD MAN" THING
463
00:17:31,294 --> 00:17:32,795
KINDA RINGS HOLLOW,
464
00:17:32,828 --> 00:17:34,697
CONSIDERING I'M IN BETTER SHAPE
THAN YOU ARE.
465
00:17:34,730 --> 00:17:35,698
PASS THE DYE.
466
00:17:35,731 --> 00:17:38,268
YOU'RE IN ROUNDER SHAPE
THAN ME.
467
00:17:38,301 --> 00:17:39,402
TONIGHT AFTER WORK,
468
00:17:39,435 --> 00:17:40,870
MEET AT THE BASKETBALL COURTS
IN THE GYM.
469
00:17:40,903 --> 00:17:43,539
YOU DO REALIZE YOU'RE
TWO AND A HALF FEET TALL, RIGHT?
470
00:17:43,573 --> 00:17:45,741
AND WHITE.
AND JEWISH.
471
00:17:45,775 --> 00:17:47,243
IT'D BE VERY EMBARRASSING.
472
00:17:47,277 --> 00:17:48,544
I GET WHY
YOU WANNA SAY NO.
473
00:17:48,578 --> 00:17:50,180
TONIGHT AFTER WORK.
474
00:17:50,213 --> 00:17:52,448
[beeping]
CRAP.
475
00:17:56,719 --> 00:17:58,188
(Anderson)
DID YOU HEAR MORENO'S
LATEST STUMP SPEECH?
476
00:17:58,221 --> 00:18:00,323
HE'S GONNA
CLEAN UP WASHINGTON.
477
00:18:00,356 --> 00:18:01,657
[scoffs]
YEAH, RIGHT.
478
00:18:01,691 --> 00:18:03,693
LIKE ANY POLITICIAN
FROM NEW JERSEY
479
00:18:03,726 --> 00:18:04,560
HAS EVER CLEANED UP--
480
00:18:04,594 --> 00:18:07,197
WHO ELSE KNOWS
THAT YOU LEAKED THAT AD?
481
00:18:07,230 --> 00:18:10,300
YOU AND I HAD
THE ONLY TWO COPIES, HAL.
482
00:18:10,333 --> 00:18:11,100
I DON'T CARE
THAT YOU DID IT.
483
00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:13,803
I JUST WANT TO
MAKE SURE IT WORKED.
484
00:18:13,836 --> 00:18:18,308
THIS MORNING'S TRACKING
HAS ME WITHIN TWO POINTS.
485
00:18:18,341 --> 00:18:19,509
TOLD YOU.
486
00:18:19,542 --> 00:18:22,512
WE'RE GONNA
PULL THIS THING OFF.
487
00:18:22,545 --> 00:18:24,814
YOUR BLOOD TEST FOR D.I.C.
CAME BACK COMPLETELY NORMAL.
488
00:18:24,847 --> 00:18:26,148
THAT'S GOOD NEWS,
RIGHT?
489
00:18:26,182 --> 00:18:27,517
(Taub)
THAT MEANS THE TWO THINGS
WE THOUGHT IT COULD BE,
490
00:18:27,550 --> 00:18:28,851
IT'S NOT.
491
00:18:28,884 --> 00:18:30,820
WE CHECKED YOUR HOME
FOR TOXINS AND DIDN'T FIND ANY.
492
00:18:30,853 --> 00:18:33,223
BUT IT'S POSSIBLE YOU MIGHT'VE
BEEN EXPOSED ON THE CAMPAIGN.
493
00:18:33,256 --> 00:18:36,492
(Foreman)
HAVE YOU VISITED ANY INDUSTRIAL
OR AGRICULTURAL FACILITIES?
494
00:18:36,526 --> 00:18:38,361
THERE WAS A TOMATO FARM
IN LUMBERTON.
495
00:18:38,394 --> 00:18:40,230
THEY TAKE YOU
INTO THE FIELDS?
496
00:18:40,263 --> 00:18:41,831
NO ONE WANTS A PHOTO OP WITH ME.
I NEVER LEAVE THE BUS.
497
00:18:41,864 --> 00:18:43,866
WERE THE WINDOWS OPEN?
CERTAIN PESTICIDES--
498
00:18:43,899 --> 00:18:44,900
FOREMAN.
499
00:18:48,971 --> 00:18:49,939
WHAT?
WHAT IS IT?
500
00:18:49,972 --> 00:18:52,375
IT'S NOT JUST YOUR LIVER
WE HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT.
501
00:18:52,408 --> 00:18:54,777
LOOKS LIKE YOUR KIDNEYS
ARE HAVING PROBLEMS, TOO.
502
00:19:00,850 --> 00:19:03,319
SO THIS GUY SPENDS
HIS ENTIRE LIFE
503
00:19:03,353 --> 00:19:05,288
CAMPAIGNING AGAINST
BLEEDING HEARTS.
504
00:19:05,321 --> 00:19:08,258
AND IT TURNS OUT
HE HAS ONE.
505
00:19:08,291 --> 00:19:09,692
BLOODY URINE ACTUALLY
IS A RENAL PROBLEM,
506
00:19:09,725 --> 00:19:10,960
NOT A CARDIAC ONE.
507
00:19:10,993 --> 00:19:12,628
YEAH, IF I SAY
SOMETHING INACCURATE,
508
00:19:12,662 --> 00:19:13,696
ASSUME IT'S
FOR COMIC EFFECT.
509
00:19:13,729 --> 00:19:15,998
THEN LAUGH,
BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY.
510
00:19:16,031 --> 00:19:17,900
TTP MAKES SENSE.
511
00:19:17,933 --> 00:19:18,901
WHAT'RE HIS PLATELETS?
512
00:19:18,934 --> 00:19:20,770
200,000.
IT'S NOT TTP.
513
00:19:20,803 --> 00:19:22,505
WHAT ABOUT HENOCH-SCHOENLEIN
PURPURA ?
514
00:19:22,538 --> 00:19:23,739
H.S.P. DOESN'T CAUSE CLOTS.
515
00:19:23,773 --> 00:19:25,375
H.S.P. DOESN'T
USUALLY CAUSE CLOTS,
516
00:19:25,408 --> 00:19:26,442
BUT IT CAN.
517
00:19:26,476 --> 00:19:27,810
AND THE VASCULITIS
518
00:19:27,843 --> 00:19:28,911
WOULD EXPLAIN
THE KIDNEY PROBLEM.
519
00:19:28,944 --> 00:19:30,446
(House)
SHE CAN'T DIAGNOSE A JOKE,
520
00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:31,814
BUT SHE'S MAKING PROGRESS
ON THE PATIENT.
521
00:19:34,417 --> 00:19:36,686
WE TREAT WITH CHEMOTHERAPY
OR STEROIDS.
522
00:19:36,719 --> 00:19:38,421
WE TREAT
WITH CHEMOTHERAPY.
523
00:19:38,454 --> 00:19:39,689
I SAID CHEMO.
524
00:19:39,722 --> 00:19:41,291
THEN YOU SAID, "OR."
525
00:19:41,324 --> 00:19:42,592
ONCE AGAIN,
THE BUNNY MEETS THE BLADE.
526
00:19:42,625 --> 00:19:43,893
(House)
THE ROAD TO DEAD PATIENTS
527
00:19:43,926 --> 00:19:45,661
IS PAVED WITH "OR"S.
528
00:19:45,695 --> 00:19:47,963
CHEMO IS THE MORE
EFFECTIVE TREATMENT
529
00:19:47,997 --> 00:19:50,466
WHICH MEANS IT'LL CONFIRM OUR
DIAGNOSIS MORE QUICKLY.
530
00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:51,901
I AGREE,
BUT THERE IS ANOTHER OPTION.
531
00:19:51,934 --> 00:19:52,935
THERE ARE LOTS
OF OTHER OPTIONS.
532
00:19:52,968 --> 00:19:53,936
THERE'S BLOODLETTING,
533
00:19:53,969 --> 00:19:55,671
CRYSTALS, PRAYER--
534
00:19:55,705 --> 00:19:57,340
ANOTHER MEDICALLY ACCEPTED
OPTION.
535
00:19:57,373 --> 00:19:59,642
WHICH IS BOTH LESS EFFECTIVE
AND LESS SCARY.
536
00:19:59,675 --> 00:20:01,277
SO THE PATIENT
MIGHT JUST CHOOSE IT.
537
00:20:01,311 --> 00:20:02,678
UNLESS, OF COURSE,
WE DON'T MENTION IT TO HIM.
538
00:20:02,712 --> 00:20:06,782
WE CAN'T WITHHOLD INFORMATION.
539
00:20:06,816 --> 00:20:08,718
IF WE EXPLAIN
BOTH THE BENEFITS
540
00:20:08,751 --> 00:20:09,785
AND THE RISKS
OF EACH TREATMENT
541
00:20:09,819 --> 00:20:10,920
I'M SURE DUGAN
WILL CHOOSE CHEMO.
542
00:20:10,953 --> 00:20:12,955
WELL, AS LONG AS YOU'RE SURE.
543
00:20:15,925 --> 00:20:17,793
THE BETTER OPTION
IS CHEMOTHERAPY.
544
00:20:17,827 --> 00:20:20,296
IT'S FASTER AND MORE LIKELY
TO COMPLETELY CURE YOU.
545
00:20:20,330 --> 00:20:21,797
I'LL TAKE
THE STEROIDS.
546
00:20:21,831 --> 00:20:23,699
OH, MY GOODNESS!
547
00:20:23,733 --> 00:20:25,668
IF ONLY SOMEONE
COULD'VE PREDICTED
548
00:20:25,701 --> 00:20:28,771
THAT YOU'D MAKE
THAT INCREDIBLY STUPID DECISION.
549
00:20:28,804 --> 00:20:31,807
THE NAUSEA AND FATIGUE
FROM CHEMO
550
00:20:31,841 --> 00:20:33,376
WILL ONLY LAST A FEW WEEKS.
551
00:20:33,409 --> 00:20:34,644
OUR POLL NUMBERS
HAVE STALLED.
552
00:20:34,677 --> 00:20:36,812
THAT'S FIVE DAYS
TILL THE ELECTION.
553
00:20:36,846 --> 00:20:37,947
DOCTOR, CAN YOU
TALK SOME SENSE INTO HIM?
554
00:20:37,980 --> 00:20:40,015
WOULD THAT I COULD,
555
00:20:40,049 --> 00:20:41,751
BUT ETHICS DICTATE
THAT IT'S HIS DECISION.
556
00:20:41,784 --> 00:20:43,819
SO ALL I CAN DO NOW
IS RETURN TO MY OFFICE
557
00:20:43,853 --> 00:20:46,922
KNOWING, EVEN AS MY PATIENT
ENDANGERS HIMSELF,
558
00:20:46,956 --> 00:20:51,361
MY INTEGRITY REMAINS
UNBLEMISHED.
559
00:20:51,394 --> 00:20:52,395
PLEASE.
560
00:20:52,428 --> 00:20:54,029
TAKE SOME TIME
TO THINK ABOUT THIS.
561
00:20:54,063 --> 00:20:56,366
I DON'T NEED ANY TIME.
I WANT TO START ON THE STEROIDS.
562
00:21:04,006 --> 00:21:06,409
GAME TO 11 BY ONES.
563
00:21:06,442 --> 00:21:07,543
UH, HOLD ON.
564
00:21:13,816 --> 00:21:14,784
WANNA SHOOT FOR OUTS?
565
00:21:14,817 --> 00:21:16,318
YOU CAN HAVE IT.
566
00:21:20,122 --> 00:21:21,857
[in feeble voice]
ONE, NOTHING.
567
00:21:21,891 --> 00:21:23,426
[White Denim's I Start To Run]
568
00:21:23,459 --> 00:21:25,094
YOU GONNA GUARD ME?
569
00:21:25,127 --> 00:21:26,929
CAN'T HIT
TWO IN A ROW.
570
00:21:26,962 --> 00:21:29,064
*
571
00:21:29,098 --> 00:21:30,433
TWO, NOTHING.
572
00:21:30,466 --> 00:21:31,867
YOU GONNA GUARD ME NOW?
573
00:21:31,901 --> 00:21:33,769
YOU CAN HAVE
THAT SHOT ALL DAY.
574
00:21:33,803 --> 00:21:34,870
* DAYTIME I WALK STREET
575
00:21:34,904 --> 00:21:36,572
* DAYTIME I'M WALKIN' STREET
576
00:21:36,606 --> 00:21:38,641
* I'M WALKING STREET YEAH
577
00:21:38,674 --> 00:21:40,009
THREE, NOTHING.
578
00:21:40,042 --> 00:21:41,143
* SOMEBODY'S LISTENING
579
00:21:41,176 --> 00:21:42,144
* I FEEL
LIKE SOMEONE'S LISTENING *
580
00:21:42,177 --> 00:21:44,847
* TO THE SONG IN MY HEAD
581
00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:46,482
* I START TO RUN
582
00:21:46,516 --> 00:21:48,451
* I START TO RUN
583
00:21:48,484 --> 00:21:49,885
ONE, THREE.
584
00:21:49,919 --> 00:21:55,991
*
585
00:22:00,195 --> 00:22:01,731
[grunting]
586
00:22:02,932 --> 00:22:04,834
* WHOO OOH OOH
587
00:22:04,867 --> 00:22:05,835
* OOH OOH
588
00:22:05,868 --> 00:22:07,670
* WHOO WHOO WHOO WHOO
589
00:22:07,703 --> 00:22:10,606
*
590
00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:11,707
* I START TO RUN
591
00:22:11,741 --> 00:22:13,008
* DAYTIME I'M WALKIN' STREET
592
00:22:13,042 --> 00:22:16,178
* I'M WALKIN' STREET
YEAH *
593
00:22:16,211 --> 00:22:17,179
* I START TO RUN
594
00:22:17,212 --> 00:22:19,181
*
595
00:22:19,214 --> 00:22:21,751
* I START TO RUN
596
00:22:21,784 --> 00:22:23,085
*
597
00:22:23,118 --> 00:22:24,086
TEN, SEVEN.
598
00:22:24,119 --> 00:22:29,625
*
599
00:22:29,659 --> 00:22:30,760
[grunting]
600
00:22:30,793 --> 00:22:38,668
*
601
00:22:38,701 --> 00:22:41,070
(Taub)
SERIOUSLY?
602
00:22:41,103 --> 00:22:42,938
YOU'RE GONNA BEAT ME
WITH THAT?
603
00:22:42,972 --> 00:22:45,140
[panting]
604
00:22:45,174 --> 00:22:47,209
WELL--
[panting]
605
00:22:47,242 --> 00:22:48,744
I WAS WRONG.
606
00:22:48,778 --> 00:22:49,745
YOU'RE NOT SO OLD.
607
00:22:49,779 --> 00:22:51,581
THANK YOU.
608
00:22:51,614 --> 00:22:52,715
NOW ALL WE HAVE
TO DO IS FIGURE OUT
609
00:22:52,748 --> 00:22:56,586
WHY MASTERS IS MAKING YOU
FEEL INSECURE.
610
00:22:56,619 --> 00:22:58,621
[sighing]
611
00:23:03,025 --> 00:23:04,660
I WAS JUST DOWN
BY DUGAN'S ROOM.
612
00:23:04,694 --> 00:23:06,696
THEY WERE READY
TO GIVE HIM THE WRONG MEDICINE.
613
00:23:06,729 --> 00:23:08,864
I TRIED TO CHANGE THE ORDER,
BUT I'M NOT A DOCTOR.
614
00:23:08,898 --> 00:23:10,733
GOOD.
615
00:23:10,766 --> 00:23:12,835
THE WRONG MEDICINE
IS THE RIGHT MEDICINE.
616
00:23:12,868 --> 00:23:15,204
BUT HE WANTED STEROIDS,
NOT CHEMO.
617
00:23:15,237 --> 00:23:16,872
HE WANTS TO LIVE.
618
00:23:16,906 --> 00:23:19,074
I'M GONNA TELL HIM
WHAT'S GOING ON.
619
00:23:19,108 --> 00:23:21,577
NO, YOU'RE NOT.
620
00:23:21,611 --> 00:23:23,813
I DON'T MIND YOUR MORALITY
IN THEORY.
621
00:23:23,846 --> 00:23:26,215
BUT IN PRACTICE, YOU'RE RISKING
MY PATIENT'S LIFE.
622
00:23:26,248 --> 00:23:27,783
SO YOU'RE FIRED.
623
00:23:29,251 --> 00:23:31,554
YOU THINK THAT'S GONNA
STOP ME FROM TELLING HIM?
624
00:23:31,587 --> 00:23:33,723
IF YOU DO, I'LL GET YOU
THROWN OUT OF MEDICAL SCHOOL.
625
00:23:33,756 --> 00:23:36,091
I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING
THAT WOULD MERIT THAT.
626
00:23:36,125 --> 00:23:37,192
I KNOW.
627
00:23:37,226 --> 00:23:39,061
BUT UNLIKE YOU,
I'M WILLING TO LIE.
628
00:23:43,899 --> 00:23:45,067
(Foreman)
FIRING HER WAS A MISTAKE.
629
00:23:45,100 --> 00:23:46,068
WE NEED SOMEONE LIKE HER
ON THE TEAM,
630
00:23:46,101 --> 00:23:48,704
KEEPING US ALL IN CHECK.
631
00:23:48,738 --> 00:23:49,539
YOU'RE INCAPABLE OF NOTICING
632
00:23:49,572 --> 00:23:51,173
WHEN I DO SOMETHING
INAPPROPRIATE?
633
00:23:51,206 --> 00:23:52,942
WE'RE LIKE THE FROGS WHO'VE BEEN
IN THE POT FOR A WHILE.
634
00:23:52,975 --> 00:23:54,544
WE'RE USED TO THE HEAT.
635
00:23:54,577 --> 00:23:56,712
THINGS HAVE BEEN JUST FINE
WITHOUT PIPPI LONGDIVISION.
636
00:23:56,746 --> 00:23:57,713
(House)
YOUR OPPONENT'S
OUT OF THE RACE.
637
00:23:57,747 --> 00:24:00,115
YOU CAN DROP
THE SMEAR CAMPAIGN.
638
00:24:00,149 --> 00:24:01,717
(Chase)
DUGAN DEVELOPED
PULMONARY EDEMA.
639
00:24:01,751 --> 00:24:03,052
IT'S NOT H.S.P.
640
00:24:03,085 --> 00:24:04,720
(Foreman)
MASTERS WAS RIGHT.
641
00:24:04,754 --> 00:24:06,756
HE DIDN'T WANT THE CHEMO.
HE DIDN'T NEED THE CHEMO.
642
00:24:06,789 --> 00:24:08,157
MASTERS WAS WRONG.
643
00:24:08,190 --> 00:24:09,825
HE DOESN'T HAVE H.S.P.
644
00:24:09,859 --> 00:24:11,694
AND MASTERS IS GONE.
645
00:24:11,727 --> 00:24:12,562
COULD BE AN INFECTION.
646
00:24:12,595 --> 00:24:13,896
WE HAD HIM ON AZTREONAM
FOR THE E COLI.
647
00:24:13,929 --> 00:24:15,164
HE DIDN'T RESPOND.
648
00:24:15,197 --> 00:24:17,132
SCHISTOSOMIASIS WOULDN'T
RESPOND TO AZTREONAM.
649
00:24:17,166 --> 00:24:18,668
(House)
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA
650
00:24:18,701 --> 00:24:20,836
IF HE WAS RUNNING
A POLITICAL CAMPAIGN IN AFRICA.
651
00:24:20,870 --> 00:24:22,772
THE GUY HASN'T BEEN
OUT OF THE COUNTRY IN YEARS.
652
00:24:22,805 --> 00:24:25,174
WHO NEEDS TO TRAVEL WHEN
YOU'VE GOT A GIANT FISH TANK
653
00:24:25,207 --> 00:24:28,010
LOADED WITH TROPICAL FISH,
TROPICAL SNAILS
654
00:24:28,043 --> 00:24:30,680
CARRYING TROPICAL BACTERIA
LIKE SCHISTOSOMIASIS.
655
00:24:30,713 --> 00:24:32,615
WELL, BREAK INTO HIS HOME,
656
00:24:32,648 --> 00:24:34,950
GET ME SOME ESCARGOT.
657
00:24:34,984 --> 00:24:36,686
UNLESS YOU WANNA
ASK THE PATIENT'S PERMISSION
658
00:24:36,719 --> 00:24:38,721
AS A TRIBUTE
TO THE DEPARTED.
659
00:24:44,660 --> 00:24:46,095
NEED A MINUTE.
660
00:24:48,798 --> 00:24:50,566
YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA
GIVE HER A CHANCE.
661
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:51,567
I DID!
662
00:24:51,601 --> 00:24:52,768
SHE USED THAT OPPORTUNITY
663
00:24:52,802 --> 00:24:54,604
TO ENDANGER
OUR PATIENT'S LIFE.
664
00:24:54,637 --> 00:24:57,039
BY INSISTING HE RECEIVE
THE TREATMENT THAT HE ASKED FOR.
665
00:24:57,072 --> 00:24:58,674
THAT'S WHAT
I JUST SAID!
666
00:24:58,708 --> 00:25:00,576
YOUR TEAM IS THERE
TO CHALLENGE YOU.
667
00:25:00,610 --> 00:25:01,744
I DIDN'T FIRE HER
BECAUSE SHE'S A CHALLENGE--
668
00:25:01,777 --> 00:25:02,745
I FIRED HER BECAUSE
669
00:25:02,778 --> 00:25:03,946
SHE'S AN IMMUTABLE OBSTACLE!
670
00:25:03,979 --> 00:25:04,947
YOU GONNA MAKE ME
HIRE HER?
671
00:25:04,980 --> 00:25:05,915
HOW DO YOU THINK
THAT'LL WORK OUT?
672
00:25:05,948 --> 00:25:07,683
HOW DO YOU THINK
THAT'LL WORK OUT?
673
00:25:07,717 --> 00:25:08,684
HE'S RIGHT,
I'LL JUST--
674
00:25:08,718 --> 00:25:12,221
YOU WILL NOT
QUIT THIS JOB.
675
00:25:12,254 --> 00:25:13,589
WHAT IS GOING ON?
676
00:25:13,623 --> 00:25:15,324
I WANT HER GONE,
SHE WANTS TO BE GONE.
677
00:25:15,357 --> 00:25:17,326
WHY DO YOU CARE?
678
00:25:17,359 --> 00:25:18,761
YOU DON'T ACTUALLY THINK
679
00:25:18,794 --> 00:25:20,596
THAT SHE'S A YOUNGER
VERSION OF YOU?
680
00:25:20,630 --> 00:25:22,632
BECAUSE LET ME TELL YOU,
YOU'RE NOT THAT SMART
681
00:25:22,665 --> 00:25:23,599
OR MORAL.
682
00:25:23,633 --> 00:25:25,134
SOCIALLY AWKWARD, MAYBE.
683
00:25:25,167 --> 00:25:26,168
SHE'S A POTENTIAL STAR,
684
00:25:26,201 --> 00:25:27,169
AND I WANT HER
IN MY HOSPITAL.
685
00:25:27,202 --> 00:25:28,604
NO PROBLEM.
686
00:25:28,638 --> 00:25:31,140
JUST FIND HER
A DIFFERENT DEPARTMENT.
687
00:25:32,875 --> 00:25:35,645
(Chase)
I THINK I'VE FIGURED IT OUT.
688
00:25:35,678 --> 00:25:37,613
WHY TAUB DIDN'T LIKE MASTERS.
689
00:25:37,647 --> 00:25:40,282
NOW YOU'RE GETTING
INVOLVED IN THIS, TOO?
690
00:25:40,315 --> 00:25:41,684
MY PREVIOUS SOURCE
OF ENTERTAINMENT JUST GOT FIRED.
691
00:25:41,717 --> 00:25:42,618
EXACTLY.
692
00:25:42,652 --> 00:25:44,153
SHE'S GONE.
IT'S OVER.
693
00:25:44,186 --> 00:25:45,921
SHE'S TOTALLY MORAL
AND UPTIGHT,
694
00:25:45,955 --> 00:25:49,058
WHICH MADE TAUB FEEL BADLY
ABOUT HIS CHEATING.
695
00:25:49,091 --> 00:25:51,126
CAN WE GET A MOVE ON?
696
00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:52,027
(Foreman)
YOU DIDN'T LIKE HER
697
00:25:52,061 --> 00:25:53,829
EVEN BEFORE YOU KNEW
ABOUT HER MORALS.
698
00:25:53,863 --> 00:25:56,065
IT'S FROM THE MINUTE
HE SAW HER.
699
00:25:56,098 --> 00:25:57,767
SO...
700
00:25:57,800 --> 00:25:59,669
IT'S SOMETHING ABOUT
HOW SHE LOOKED.
701
00:25:59,702 --> 00:26:01,403
ALL RIGHT.
702
00:26:01,436 --> 00:26:03,806
NO SNAILS.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
703
00:26:06,742 --> 00:26:08,243
HELLO?
704
00:26:08,277 --> 00:26:12,281
[phone ringing]
705
00:26:13,883 --> 00:26:15,150
YEAH.
[on phone]
IT'S FOREMAN.
706
00:26:15,184 --> 00:26:16,151
WHAT'D YOU FIND?
707
00:26:16,185 --> 00:26:17,352
NOTHING HELPFUL, BUT--
708
00:26:17,386 --> 00:26:18,788
(House)
THERE'S GOTTA BE SOMETHING.
709
00:26:18,821 --> 00:26:20,656
DUGAN'S GOING
COMPLETELY DOWNHILL.
710
00:26:20,690 --> 00:26:23,158
NOW FLUID'S COLLECTING
IN HIS CHEST.
711
00:26:23,192 --> 00:26:24,159
WHERE THE HELL
ARE YOU GUYS?
712
00:26:24,193 --> 00:26:27,362
IN JAIL.
713
00:26:27,396 --> 00:26:28,798
YOU GONNA COME BAIL US OUT?
714
00:26:28,831 --> 00:26:30,165
(House)
UH...
715
00:26:30,199 --> 00:26:32,134
KINDA BUSY.
716
00:26:37,272 --> 00:26:39,208
[Anderson on TV]
THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING DOWN
HERE AT THIS LATE HOUR.
717
00:26:39,241 --> 00:26:41,276
I ASSURE YOU
I WILL BE BRIEF.
718
00:26:41,310 --> 00:26:43,045
THERE HAS BEEN
A LOT OF DISCUSSION
719
00:26:43,078 --> 00:26:46,215
ABOUT AN ATTACK AD THAT LEAKED
ONLINE EARLIER THIS WEEK.
720
00:26:46,248 --> 00:26:48,283
AS I SAID MANY TIMES
721
00:26:48,317 --> 00:26:51,320
OVER THE PAST FEW DAYS--
722
00:26:51,353 --> 00:26:53,455
THERE YOU ARE.
723
00:26:53,488 --> 00:26:56,191
I WAS STARTING TO THINK
THAT MY HOLIER-THAN-THOU-DAR
724
00:26:56,225 --> 00:26:57,459
WAS MALFUNCTIONING.
725
00:26:57,492 --> 00:26:58,961
OUR PATIENT'S LIVER,
726
00:26:58,994 --> 00:27:01,697
KIDNEYS, AND LUNGS
ARE FAILING.
727
00:27:01,731 --> 00:27:03,733
I NEED YOU TO HELP ME
FIGURE OUT WHY.
728
00:27:03,766 --> 00:27:06,001
AS I RECALL,
YOU HAVE THREE ACTUAL DOCTORS
729
00:27:06,035 --> 00:27:07,369
YOU HAVEN FIRED TODAY.
730
00:27:07,402 --> 00:27:09,004
THEY'RE IN JAIL.
731
00:27:09,038 --> 00:27:10,205
WHAT? WHY?
732
00:27:10,239 --> 00:27:11,941
PROSTITUTION.
733
00:27:11,974 --> 00:27:13,075
SO YOU'RE REHIRED.
734
00:27:19,915 --> 00:27:22,217
IT ALL STARTED IN THE LIVER,
BUT WHERE IN THE LIVER?
735
00:27:22,251 --> 00:27:24,820
IF IN THE DUCTS, THEN PRIMARY
BILIARY CIRRHOSIS--
736
00:27:24,854 --> 00:27:26,188
YEAH, I DON'T NEED
TO HEAR YOUR IDEAS.
737
00:27:26,221 --> 00:27:27,289
JUST RETURN THE VOLLEY.
738
00:27:27,322 --> 00:27:29,491
PRIMARY SCLEROSING
CHOLANGITIS.
739
00:27:29,524 --> 00:27:31,026
NOPE.
740
00:27:31,060 --> 00:27:32,795
HIS VITAMIN A LEVEL
IS NORMAL.
741
00:27:32,828 --> 00:27:35,497
GALL BLADDER PROBLEMS
CAN AFFECT THE LIVER.
742
00:27:35,530 --> 00:27:36,766
CHOLECYSTITIS?
743
00:27:36,799 --> 00:27:38,768
SHH!
744
00:27:38,801 --> 00:27:39,935
HE'S TALKING
ABOUT OUR PATIENT.
745
00:27:39,969 --> 00:27:41,270
DID YOU JUST SHUSH ME?
746
00:27:41,303 --> 00:27:42,838
SHH!
747
00:27:42,872 --> 00:27:45,307
AND THOUGHT HE
WAS A FRIEND.
748
00:27:45,340 --> 00:27:47,176
THAT IS, UNTIL...
749
00:27:47,209 --> 00:27:50,412
HE LEAKED THIS HURTFUL,
HATEFUL AD.
750
00:27:50,445 --> 00:27:52,181
I THINK HE'S LYING.
DUGAN SAID--
751
00:27:52,214 --> 00:27:54,316
THE TECHNICAL TERM
IS SPEAKING.
752
00:27:54,349 --> 00:27:56,852
DUGAN VIOLATED MY TRUST.
753
00:27:56,886 --> 00:28:00,389
AND THEREFORE,
I HAVE NO OTHER RECOURSE
754
00:28:00,422 --> 00:28:03,125
THAN TO FIRE HIM
FROM MY CAMPAIGN.
755
00:28:03,158 --> 00:28:06,461
THANK YOU, AND THERE WILL BE
NO FURTHER QUESTIONS.
756
00:28:10,933 --> 00:28:12,101
THANKS FOR YOUR HELP.
757
00:28:15,304 --> 00:28:16,305
OH--
758
00:28:16,338 --> 00:28:18,340
AND YOU'RE FIRED AGAIN.
759
00:28:25,414 --> 00:28:27,316
HE SCREWED YOU.
760
00:28:27,349 --> 00:28:29,084
(Dugan)
THAT WAS A HELL OF A MOVE.
761
00:28:29,118 --> 00:28:30,786
USE THE AD
TO SHORE UP THE BASE,
762
00:28:30,820 --> 00:28:32,521
FIRE THE EXTREMIST
TO HOLD THE CENTER.
763
00:28:32,554 --> 00:28:34,824
NO, I MEAN
HE ACTUALLY SCREWED YOU.
764
00:28:34,857 --> 00:28:38,360
TAKING WEEKEND TRIPS
DOWN TO BUNBURY.
765
00:28:38,393 --> 00:28:40,129
HE'S GOT A RED BLOTCH
ON HIS HAND.
766
00:28:40,162 --> 00:28:42,197
THAT'S PALMAR ERYTHEMA.
767
00:28:42,231 --> 00:28:43,098
THAT, AND THE FACT
THAT HE'S GOT
768
00:28:43,132 --> 00:28:46,802
A PERMANENT SHEEN
OF NIXONIAN FLOP SWEAT.
769
00:28:46,836 --> 00:28:48,470
HE'S GOT HEPATITIS C
770
00:28:48,503 --> 00:28:49,471
WHICH EXPLAINS
ALL YOUR SYMPTOMS.
771
00:28:49,504 --> 00:28:50,405
THAT'S GREAT,
772
00:28:50,439 --> 00:28:52,975
BUT THE SENATOR AND I
HAVE NOT HAD SEX.
773
00:28:53,008 --> 00:28:54,844
WELL, THEN THE TWO OF YOU
SHOT UP TOGETHER.
774
00:28:54,877 --> 00:28:57,579
HOW MANY HIGH-FUNCTIONING
HEROIN USERS DO YOU KNOW?
775
00:28:57,612 --> 00:29:00,115
ACTUALLY, QUITE A FEW.
776
00:29:00,149 --> 00:29:03,485
LOOK, I KNOW
YOU'VE GOT HEP C.
777
00:29:03,518 --> 00:29:06,221
SO EITHER YOU SHARED
A BED TOGETHER,
778
00:29:06,255 --> 00:29:09,291
YOU SHARED A NEEDLE,
779
00:29:09,324 --> 00:29:12,828
OR YOU SHARED A STRAW.
780
00:29:12,862 --> 00:29:15,197
I'M TALKING ABOUT COKE,
781
00:29:15,230 --> 00:29:16,498
NOT COKE.
782
00:29:16,531 --> 00:29:18,567
YOU CAN GET HEP C
FROM DOING COCAINE?
783
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:20,435
LOOK, I WILL DENY IT.
784
00:29:20,469 --> 00:29:21,904
DON'T CARE.
785
00:29:21,937 --> 00:29:23,272
THEY TESTED ME FOR HEP C
WHEN I CAME IN HERE.
786
00:29:23,305 --> 00:29:25,407
I DON'T HAVE IT.
787
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:26,208
APPARENTLY YOUR LIVER
PICKED UP
788
00:29:26,241 --> 00:29:28,243
A FEW
OF YOUR CAMPAIGN TACTICS.
789
00:29:28,277 --> 00:29:29,344
IT'S HIDING
ALL YOUR SECRETS
790
00:29:29,378 --> 00:29:30,980
BY PRODUCING
CRYOGLOBULINS
791
00:29:31,013 --> 00:29:33,615
SO THE HEP C TESTS
COME BACK NEGATIVE.
792
00:29:33,648 --> 00:29:35,450
NOW, I COULD LOOK
FOR ALL THE ASSOCIATED TOXINS,
793
00:29:35,484 --> 00:29:37,519
BUT THE PLASMAPHERESIS
GOT RID OF THOSE.
794
00:29:37,552 --> 00:29:39,554
SO BASICALLY,
YOU'VE GOT A DISEASE,
795
00:29:39,588 --> 00:29:40,555
BUT THERE'S NO WAY
TO PROVE IT.
796
00:29:40,589 --> 00:29:41,857
IT'S PRETTY COOL,
HUH?
797
00:29:41,891 --> 00:29:43,859
WHAT IS THAT?
798
00:29:43,893 --> 00:29:46,996
THIS IS INTERFERON.
799
00:29:47,029 --> 00:29:49,999
IT DELAYS THE ONSET
OF RIGOR MORTIS.
800
00:29:54,103 --> 00:29:56,338
[door slamming]
801
00:29:56,371 --> 00:29:57,339
[keys jingling]
802
00:29:57,372 --> 00:29:59,541
WHEN DID YOUR LAWYER SAY
HE WAS COMING TO GET US?
803
00:29:59,574 --> 00:30:00,542
HE SAID,
804
00:30:00,575 --> 00:30:03,145
AND I'M QUOTING HERE,
805
00:30:03,178 --> 00:30:04,246
"SOON."
806
00:30:04,279 --> 00:30:05,380
I KNOW.
807
00:30:05,414 --> 00:30:08,217
THE REASON YOU HATED MASTERS
FROM THE MOMENT YOU SAW HER.
808
00:30:08,250 --> 00:30:10,319
COME ON.
809
00:30:10,352 --> 00:30:11,987
THAT WAS NOT
THE FIRST TIME YOU SAW HER.
810
00:30:12,021 --> 00:30:13,288
THAT IS BRILLIANT.
811
00:30:17,492 --> 00:30:19,094
IT'S REALLY NOT.
812
00:30:19,128 --> 00:30:22,231
IS THAT GUY SERIOUSLY
USING THE TOILET?
813
00:30:22,264 --> 00:30:24,199
OH, MY GOD,
HE'S SITTING DOWN.
814
00:30:24,233 --> 00:30:25,400
DON'T TRY
TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT.
815
00:30:25,434 --> 00:30:26,468
DID YOU SLEEP WITH HER?
816
00:30:26,501 --> 00:30:27,636
NO WONDER HE'S IN JAIL.
817
00:30:27,669 --> 00:30:29,504
ANYONE WHO WOULD DO THAT
HAS NO SHAME.
818
00:30:29,538 --> 00:30:31,173
OR MAYBE HE TRIED
TO SLEEP WITH HER,
819
00:30:31,206 --> 00:30:32,274
AND SHE SHOT HIM DOWN.
820
00:30:32,307 --> 00:30:34,143
[sighing]
I DON'T KNOW HER.
821
00:30:34,176 --> 00:30:35,144
[man grunting]
822
00:30:35,177 --> 00:30:36,378
IS HE GRUNTING?
823
00:30:36,411 --> 00:30:38,013
I THINK I HEAR GRUNTING.
824
00:30:38,047 --> 00:30:39,481
YOU REALIZE
WE'RE NOT GONNA DROP THIS.
825
00:30:39,514 --> 00:30:42,417
[man grunting]
826
00:30:42,451 --> 00:30:43,352
I DIDN'T SLEEP WITH HER.
827
00:30:43,385 --> 00:30:47,556
I INTERVIEWED HER
FOR HOPKINS MED SCHOOL.
828
00:30:47,589 --> 00:30:48,958
SO YOU'RE HOLDING A GRUDGE,
829
00:30:48,991 --> 00:30:50,692
BECAUSE SHE CHOSE
A DIFFERENT SCHOOL?
830
00:30:50,725 --> 00:30:53,195
WE TALKED FOR AN HOUR.
831
00:30:53,228 --> 00:30:55,530
SHE DIDN'T REMEMBER ME.
832
00:30:55,564 --> 00:30:59,234
SHE REMEMBERS THE 20TH DIGIT
OF SOME MATH CONSTANT,
833
00:30:59,268 --> 00:31:00,435
BUT SHE DOESN'T REMEMBER
834
00:31:00,469 --> 00:31:03,472
A GUY SHE HAD
A ONE-ON-ONE MEETING WITH.
835
00:31:03,505 --> 00:31:05,374
WELL, I BARELY
REMEMBER YOU.
836
00:31:05,407 --> 00:31:06,942
MYSTERY SOLVED.
837
00:31:06,976 --> 00:31:12,647
NOW WE CAN ALL
GO BACK TO OUR LIVES.
838
00:31:12,681 --> 00:31:16,251
[toilet flushing]
839
00:31:21,290 --> 00:31:23,492
GREAT NEWS.
840
00:31:23,525 --> 00:31:25,227
I'VE DECIDED
TO REHIRE YOU.
841
00:31:25,260 --> 00:31:27,129
FIND ANOTHER
SOUNDING BOARD.
842
00:31:27,162 --> 00:31:28,197
DUGAN'S GOT HEP C.
843
00:31:28,230 --> 00:31:29,298
I'M NOT DOING THIS.
844
00:31:29,331 --> 00:31:31,200
HE'S NOT RESPONDING
TO INTERFERON.
845
00:31:31,233 --> 00:31:34,736
YOU MUST THINK I HAVE
ABSOLUTELY NO SELF-ESTEEM.
846
00:31:34,769 --> 00:31:37,172
ETHICS AND SELF-ESTEEM?
847
00:31:37,206 --> 00:31:39,508
YOU REALLY ARE
A PAIN IN THE ASS.
848
00:31:39,541 --> 00:31:41,643
WHAT TREATS HEP C
BESIDES INTERFERON?
849
00:31:41,676 --> 00:31:43,178
NOW YOU WANT ME
TO TALK?
850
00:31:43,212 --> 00:31:44,379
YEAH.
851
00:31:44,413 --> 00:31:45,680
[scoffs]
852
00:31:45,714 --> 00:31:49,251
COME ON, STOP PRETENDING
YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO THIS.
853
00:31:49,284 --> 00:31:51,686
AS MUCH AS YOU HATE ME,
YOU HATE FAILING MORE.
854
00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:52,687
I DIDN'T FAIL.
855
00:31:52,721 --> 00:31:54,489
YOU FIRED ME.
REPEATEDLY.
856
00:31:54,523 --> 00:31:56,525
BUT IF YOU WALK AWAY NOW,
AFTER I JUST REHIRED YOU,
857
00:31:56,558 --> 00:31:57,559
THAT'S QUITTING.
858
00:32:01,363 --> 00:32:03,098
A GERMAN RESEARCH STUDY
859
00:32:03,132 --> 00:32:05,234
SHOWED THAT 15%
OF PATIENTS WITH HEP C
860
00:32:05,267 --> 00:32:06,768
WERE CURED
AFTER CONTRACTING HEP A.
861
00:32:06,801 --> 00:32:08,337
OF COURSE, OTHER STUDIES
HAVE SHOWN
862
00:32:08,370 --> 00:32:10,272
THAT UP TO 85% OF
DOUBLY-INFECTED PATIENTS
863
00:32:10,305 --> 00:32:11,473
DIE VERY QUICKLY.
864
00:32:11,506 --> 00:32:14,609
SO, IN THEORY, IF WE CAN FIND
SOMETHING THAT MIMICS HEP A--
865
00:32:14,643 --> 00:32:16,645
THERE'S ONE THING
THAT MIMICS HEP A...
866
00:32:16,678 --> 00:32:18,447
HEP A.
867
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:20,282
GOOD WORK.
868
00:32:20,315 --> 00:32:21,283
YOU'RE FIRED.
869
00:32:21,316 --> 00:32:22,284
NO!
870
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:27,289
HEP A COULD CURE HIM.
871
00:32:27,322 --> 00:32:28,690
BETTER CHANCE
IT'LL KILL HIM.
872
00:32:28,723 --> 00:32:30,625
TELL THE LAB TO RELEASE
A HEP A CULTURE TO ME.
873
00:32:30,659 --> 00:32:31,626
WE'LL SEE WHO'S RIGHT.
874
00:32:31,660 --> 00:32:32,761
IT'S NOT
AN APPROVED TREATMENT
875
00:32:32,794 --> 00:32:34,296
AND EXPOSES US TO LIABILITY.
876
00:32:34,329 --> 00:32:36,331
THERE'S NO WAY
I CAN LET YOU DO THIS.
877
00:32:36,365 --> 00:32:39,468
THAT'S AN EXTREMELY
COWARDLY POSITION.
878
00:32:39,501 --> 00:32:41,403
LISTEN TO THE GENIUS.
879
00:32:41,436 --> 00:32:43,305
YOU'RE THE ONE THAT INSISTED
HE RUN THIS BY ME.
880
00:32:43,338 --> 00:32:46,375
IT'S PROPER PROTOCOL
FOR AN UNCONVENTIONAL TREATMENT.
881
00:32:46,408 --> 00:32:48,377
BUT WE SHOULDN'T COMPROMISE
PATIENT CARE
882
00:32:48,410 --> 00:32:50,179
JUST TO AVOID LAWSUITS.
883
00:32:50,212 --> 00:32:51,213
WHAT ABOUT THE FACT
THAT WE DON'T
884
00:32:51,246 --> 00:32:53,315
HAVE ANY PROOF
HE ACTUALLY HAS HEP C?
885
00:32:53,348 --> 00:32:55,750
THAT IS A PERFECTLY
VALID OBJECTION.
886
00:32:55,784 --> 00:32:56,751
DON'T LISTEN TO HER.
887
00:32:56,785 --> 00:32:57,919
SHE DOESN'T EVEN
WORK FOR ME.
888
00:32:57,952 --> 00:33:00,655
IF YOU REALLY THINK THAT THIS
IS THE ONLY WAY TO CURE HIM,
889
00:33:00,689 --> 00:33:02,291
I WILL RISK
THE LAWSUIT.
890
00:33:02,324 --> 00:33:05,527
BUT I NEED TO KNOW THAT HE
ACTUALLY HAS THE DISEASE.
891
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:06,595
GET ME PROOF.
892
00:33:06,628 --> 00:33:08,330
I'VE GIVEN YOU--
PROOF!
893
00:33:08,363 --> 00:33:10,665
GET ME PROOF
HE HAS HEP C,
894
00:33:10,699 --> 00:33:12,434
AND THEN YOU CAN
GIVE HIM HEP A.
895
00:33:12,467 --> 00:33:14,069
I CAN'T.
896
00:33:14,103 --> 00:33:15,070
YOU'LL FIGURE
SOMETHING OUT.
897
00:33:15,104 --> 00:33:18,173
THE TWO OF YOU HAVE A COMBINED
I.Q. NORTH OF 300.
898
00:33:19,641 --> 00:33:22,644
THAT'S ALSO TRUE
OF FIVE MORONS.
899
00:33:23,812 --> 00:33:26,781
GO. WORK.
900
00:33:26,815 --> 00:33:27,782
(Masters)
SO WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
901
00:33:27,816 --> 00:33:30,252
WELL, CONSIDERING THE FACT
902
00:33:30,285 --> 00:33:31,686
THAT I'M ABOUT TO DO
SOMETHING UNETHICAL--
903
00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:33,722
OH, RIGHT, YEAH--
I'M FIRED.
904
00:33:36,258 --> 00:33:38,427
(House)
MISSED YOU.
905
00:33:38,460 --> 00:33:40,395
WE NEED A FALSE POSITIVE
HEP C TEST.
906
00:33:40,429 --> 00:33:41,863
(Foreman)
AND WHY WOULD WE
WANT TO DO THAT?
907
00:33:41,896 --> 00:33:44,599
THE WORLD CHANGES
WHEN YOU'RE ON THE INSIDE.
908
00:33:44,633 --> 00:33:46,301
YOU JUST GOTTA ROLL WITH IT
ONCE YOU GET OUT.
909
00:33:46,335 --> 00:33:47,669
(Chase)
YOU THINK HE CONTRACTED
HEP C
910
00:33:47,702 --> 00:33:49,238
FROM THE SENATOR, RIGHT?
911
00:33:49,271 --> 00:33:50,672
TEST ANDERSON.
912
00:33:50,705 --> 00:33:52,774
IF IT'S POSITIVE, THAT'S
EVIDENCE DUGAN HAS IT, TOO.
913
00:33:52,807 --> 00:33:54,609
EVIDENCE, NOT PROOF.
914
00:33:54,643 --> 00:33:56,178
ARE WE PRESENTING THIS
TO A JURY OF OUR PEERS?
915
00:33:56,211 --> 00:33:57,346
THAT SHOULD BE ENOUGH
FOR CUDDY.
916
00:33:57,379 --> 00:33:58,280
SHOULD BE,
BUT IT WON'T BE.
917
00:33:58,313 --> 00:34:01,316
(Taub)
THE TEST FOR HEP C
IS 99.9% ACCURATE.
918
00:34:01,350 --> 00:34:03,218
THAT MEANS ONE
IN EVERY THOUSAND TESTS
919
00:34:03,252 --> 00:34:04,219
IS A FALSE POSITIVE.
920
00:34:04,253 --> 00:34:06,188
WE DO ENOUGH,
921
00:34:06,221 --> 00:34:07,256
MAYBE WE GET LUCKY.
922
00:34:07,289 --> 00:34:09,858
I SMELL LIKE JAIL.
923
00:34:09,891 --> 00:34:12,527
FALSE FALSE POSITIVE.
924
00:34:12,561 --> 00:34:13,562
THAT'S THE BEST
WE CAN DO?
925
00:34:16,231 --> 00:34:17,266
OKAY, GO DO IT.
926
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:49,164
I HAVE A PROBLEM.
927
00:34:49,198 --> 00:34:50,332
A MEDICAL PROBLEM
928
00:34:50,365 --> 00:34:55,337
WHICH COULD BECOME...
929
00:34:55,370 --> 00:34:57,639
I HAVE LIED TO CUDDY
10,000 TIMES.
930
00:34:57,672 --> 00:35:01,643
HOW DO YOU THINK SHE'D FEEL
ABOUT 10,001?
931
00:35:01,676 --> 00:35:05,280
I THINK YOU PROBABLY
ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER.
932
00:35:05,314 --> 00:35:07,249
BUT IT DOESN'T
MAKE ANY SENSE.
933
00:35:07,282 --> 00:35:09,518
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY A WOMAN MIGHT BE UPSET
934
00:35:09,551 --> 00:35:10,585
BECAUSE HER BOYFRIEND
LIED TO HER?
935
00:35:10,619 --> 00:35:12,487
I WOULDN'T BE LYING
AS HER BOYFRIEND.
936
00:35:12,521 --> 00:35:13,955
I'D BE LYING
AS HER EMPLOYEE.
937
00:35:13,988 --> 00:35:16,491
THAT'S NOT
HOW RELATIONSHIPS WORK.
938
00:35:16,525 --> 00:35:18,693
MY PATIENT IS GONNA DIE.
939
00:35:22,764 --> 00:35:24,366
DOES THE LIE GUARANTEE
HE'LL LIVE?
940
00:35:24,399 --> 00:35:26,368
NO.
941
00:35:26,401 --> 00:35:27,436
YOU GOT TWO CHOICES:
942
00:35:27,469 --> 00:35:30,305
TO BE HONEST AND FACE
THE MEDICAL CONSEQUENCES,
943
00:35:30,339 --> 00:35:32,274
OR LIE AND FACE
THE PERSONAL CONSEQUENCES.
944
00:36:06,375 --> 00:36:08,510
NOW THAT YOU'RE MY DOCTOR,
YOU, UH...
945
00:36:08,543 --> 00:36:09,744
YOU CAN'T TELL ANYBODY,
RIGHT?
946
00:36:09,778 --> 00:36:12,647
WHO'D LEAK A STORY
ABOUT A SITTING SENATOR
947
00:36:12,681 --> 00:36:14,749
WHO GOT HEP C
FROM DOING COCAINE?
948
00:36:19,854 --> 00:36:21,756
YOU DIDN'T FILL OUT
ANY PAPERWORK.
949
00:36:21,790 --> 00:36:24,926
I'M GONNA RUN THIS TEST
UNDER AN ASSUMED NAME.
950
00:36:26,428 --> 00:36:28,029
TRUST ME--
951
00:36:28,062 --> 00:36:29,531
NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW
YOU WERE HERE.
952
00:36:38,740 --> 00:36:41,276
BLOOD TEST CONFIRMING
HEP C.
953
00:36:41,310 --> 00:36:42,277
HE GOT SICKER,
954
00:36:42,311 --> 00:36:43,512
HIS VIRAL LOAD CAME UP,
955
00:36:43,545 --> 00:36:47,682
FINALLY SHOWED UP
ON THE TEST.
956
00:36:47,716 --> 00:36:50,385
THANK YOU.
957
00:36:50,419 --> 00:36:51,486
THERE WAS A TIME
958
00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:53,455
WHEN YOU WOULD HAVE
COMPLETELY IGNORED MY REQUEST.
959
00:36:53,488 --> 00:36:54,889
THAT MEANS A LOT
960
00:36:54,923 --> 00:36:56,725
THAT YOU RESPECT ME ENOUGH
TO DO THIS.
961
00:36:56,758 --> 00:36:58,860
I'VE COME A LONG WAY,
BABY.
962
00:36:58,893 --> 00:37:02,697
NOW, IF YOU WOULD ONLY
HIRE A NEW TEAM MEMBER.
963
00:37:02,731 --> 00:37:06,668
I'M ON IT.
964
00:37:06,701 --> 00:37:08,670
[dishes clinking]
965
00:37:08,703 --> 00:37:10,805
[people talking]
966
00:37:10,839 --> 00:37:13,708
[footsteps approaching]
967
00:37:13,742 --> 00:37:15,810
HOW'D YOU LIKE
TO COME WORK FOR ME?
968
00:37:15,844 --> 00:37:18,780
IT'S LIKE I'M ON
A MOBIUS STRIP.
969
00:37:18,813 --> 00:37:19,848
WE'VE HAD
THIS CONVERSATION.
970
00:37:19,881 --> 00:37:21,550
YOU WANT THIS JOB.
971
00:37:21,583 --> 00:37:23,818
[sighs]
972
00:37:23,852 --> 00:37:25,086
PROVE YOURSELF TO ME,
973
00:37:25,119 --> 00:37:26,655
NO MORE GAMES.
974
00:37:26,688 --> 00:37:28,623
AT LEAST,
THE CURRENT GAME ENDS.
975
00:37:28,657 --> 00:37:29,658
OTHERS MAY START.
976
00:37:29,691 --> 00:37:33,928
YOU HAVE MY
DEEPLY-FLAWED WORD.
977
00:37:33,962 --> 00:37:36,097
WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO?
978
00:37:36,130 --> 00:37:39,501
GET DUGAN
TO LET US GIVE HIM HEP A.
979
00:37:39,534 --> 00:37:41,803
AND WHILE YOU'RE FIGURING OUT
THE BEST WAY
980
00:37:41,836 --> 00:37:43,004
TO COAX A PATIENT
INTO A TREATMENT
981
00:37:43,037 --> 00:37:45,106
THAT HAS
AN 85% MORTALITY RATE,
982
00:37:45,139 --> 00:37:47,041
HERE'S SOME ADVICE:
DON'T.
983
00:37:47,075 --> 00:37:48,810
I'M NOT
GONNA LIE TO HIM.
984
00:37:48,843 --> 00:37:50,712
YOU HAVE A MATH DEGREE.
985
00:37:50,745 --> 00:37:52,080
SO LET'S SEE
IF YOU CAN FOLLOW ALONG HERE.
986
00:37:52,113 --> 00:37:54,883
YOU LIE TO HIM,
HE DEFINITELY CONSENTS,
987
00:37:54,916 --> 00:37:56,017
HE MIGHT LIVE.
988
00:37:56,050 --> 00:37:57,919
YOU TELL HIM THE TRUTH
LIKE LAST TIME,
989
00:37:57,952 --> 00:37:58,987
HE MIGHT NOT CONSENT,
990
00:37:59,020 --> 00:38:03,091
HE DEFINITELY DIES.
991
00:38:03,124 --> 00:38:05,026
REMIND ME WHAT'S SO WRONG
ABOUT LYING?
992
00:38:07,729 --> 00:38:13,402
WE'RE GOING TO INJECT YOU
WITH HEPATITIS A.
993
00:38:13,435 --> 00:38:15,637
THAT DOESN'T SOUND
LIKE MEDICINE.
994
00:38:15,670 --> 00:38:17,372
I KNOW IT SEEMS
COUNTER-INTUITIVE,
995
00:38:17,406 --> 00:38:18,707
BUT IN SOME PEOPLE,
996
00:38:18,740 --> 00:38:20,709
THE VIRUS CAN ENHANCE
IMMUNE FUNCTION
997
00:38:20,742 --> 00:38:22,611
AND CLEAR OUT
THE HEPATITIS C.
998
00:38:22,644 --> 00:38:23,812
SOME.
999
00:38:23,845 --> 00:38:25,647
HOW MANY
WE TALKING ABOUT?
1000
00:38:30,552 --> 00:38:31,786
A FAIR AMOUNT.
1001
00:38:31,820 --> 00:38:33,121
GIVE ME
A PERCENTAGE.
1002
00:38:33,154 --> 00:38:34,889
WHAT ARE THE ODDS
OF THIS THING WORKING?
1003
00:38:34,923 --> 00:38:37,759
[breathes deeply]
1004
00:38:37,792 --> 00:38:40,762
THERE IS AN 85% CHANCE
THAT THIS WILL KILL YOU.
1005
00:38:44,699 --> 00:38:45,700
(Dugan)
SO, YOU WANNA
1006
00:38:45,734 --> 00:38:48,169
GIVE ME SOMETHING THAT WORKS
1007
00:38:48,202 --> 00:38:50,171
15% BETTER THAN ARSENIC?
1008
00:38:50,204 --> 00:38:52,173
WELL, TECHNICALLY,
IT WORKS INFINITELY BETTER
1009
00:38:52,206 --> 00:38:53,575
BECAUSE ARSENIC HAS
1010
00:38:53,608 --> 00:38:56,445
A 0% CH--CHANCE.
1011
00:38:59,781 --> 00:39:01,049
THIS IS YOUR ONLY SHOT.
1012
00:39:01,082 --> 00:39:03,552
BOTH DR. HOUSE AND I
BELIEVE THAT.
1013
00:39:03,585 --> 00:39:05,754
HE FAKED A BLOOD TEST
IN ORDER TO GET YOU APPROVED
1014
00:39:05,787 --> 00:39:07,756
FOR THIS TREATMENT.
1015
00:39:07,789 --> 00:39:08,757
AND THEN HE TRIED
TO BRIBE ME
1016
00:39:08,790 --> 00:39:09,958
INTO LYING TO YOU
ABOUT THE RISKS.
1017
00:39:09,991 --> 00:39:12,461
IF EITHER OF THOSE INCIDENTS
CAME TO LIGHT,
1018
00:39:12,494 --> 00:39:13,728
HE WOULD BE SUSPENDED
1019
00:39:13,762 --> 00:39:15,497
AND PROBABLY LOSE
HIS LICENSE.
1020
00:39:15,530 --> 00:39:17,432
OH, I'M SURE SOME OTHER PEOPLE
WOULD SUFFER.
1021
00:39:19,601 --> 00:39:22,170
HE'S RISKING HIS CAREER
TO GIVE YOU THIS CHANCE.
1022
00:39:22,203 --> 00:39:27,008
HE WOULDN'T DO THAT
IF THERE WAS ANY OTHER CHOICE.
1023
00:39:32,647 --> 00:39:34,115
I DID IT.
AND I DIDN'T HAVE TO LIE.
1024
00:39:34,148 --> 00:39:35,984
AND YOU FEEL GOOD
ABOUT THAT?
1025
00:39:36,017 --> 00:39:37,151
YES.
1026
00:39:37,185 --> 00:39:38,553
SO I'M HIRING
AN IDIOT.
1027
00:39:38,587 --> 00:39:39,854
YOU CAN PRETEND
YOU WANTED ME TO LIE,
1028
00:39:39,888 --> 00:39:41,122
BUT YOU DIDN'T.
1029
00:39:41,155 --> 00:39:42,891
YOU WANT THE PEOPLE ON YOUR TEAM
TO CHALLENGE YOU
1030
00:39:42,924 --> 00:39:43,892
OTHERWISE YOU'D
JUST BE A BULLY
1031
00:39:43,925 --> 00:39:45,026
INSTEAD OF A GREAT DOCTOR.
1032
00:39:45,059 --> 00:39:48,129
YOU HIRED ME BECAUSE I DON'T
COMPROMISE MY PRINCIPALS.
1033
00:39:48,162 --> 00:39:50,765
OR I WANT A FRONT ROW SEAT
WHEN YOU WAKE UP
1034
00:39:50,799 --> 00:39:53,602
AND REALIZE HOW USELESS
YOUR PRINCIPALS ARE.
1035
00:39:53,635 --> 00:39:55,203
I DON'T WANT YOU
TO JUST LIE TO A PATIENT.
1036
00:39:55,236 --> 00:39:56,938
I WANT YOU TO WANT
TO LIE TO A PATIENT.
1037
00:39:56,971 --> 00:39:59,608
IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
1038
00:40:00,942 --> 00:40:02,777
SEE YOU TOMORROW.
1039
00:40:09,851 --> 00:40:11,853
[exhales]
1040
00:40:27,969 --> 00:40:30,171
I HEARD DUGAN IS ALREADY
RESPONDING TO TREATMENT.
1041
00:40:30,204 --> 00:40:33,642
YEAH, HIS ALT LEVEL IS ALREADY
BEGINNING TO NORMALIZE.
1042
00:40:33,675 --> 00:40:36,711
I WANTED TO APOLOGIZE
FOR THE WAY--
1043
00:40:36,745 --> 00:40:37,712
UH, WAIT--
1044
00:40:37,746 --> 00:40:40,048
YOU INTERVIEWED ME, RIGHT?
1045
00:40:41,916 --> 00:40:42,884
FOR HOPKINS?
1046
00:40:42,917 --> 00:40:46,688
OH, MY GOD,
YOU'RE RIGHT.
1047
00:40:46,721 --> 00:40:48,523
[laughing]
1048
00:40:48,557 --> 00:40:50,825
WOW,
THAT MEMORY OF YOURS.
1049
00:40:50,859 --> 00:40:53,061
I WANTED TO SAY SOMETHING
THE FIRST DAY.
1050
00:40:53,094 --> 00:40:55,830
I FELT REALLY AWKWARD
ABOUT THE WHOLE THING.
1051
00:40:55,864 --> 00:40:58,166
DON'T WORRY
ABOUT IT.
1052
00:40:58,199 --> 00:41:00,835
IS THIS GRANDMA'S TEA COZY?
1053
00:41:00,869 --> 00:41:04,205
WHAT?
1054
00:41:04,238 --> 00:41:05,306
NOTHING.
1055
00:41:05,339 --> 00:41:06,541
I'LL SEE YOU
UPSTAIRS.
1056
00:41:10,879 --> 00:41:12,113
IF I KNEW HIRING HER
1057
00:41:12,146 --> 00:41:13,848
MEANT DEALING
WITH MEDICAL SCHOOL PAPERWORK,
1058
00:41:13,882 --> 00:41:16,050
I MIGHT'VE RECONSIDERED.
1059
00:41:16,084 --> 00:41:17,719
YOU REALLY GOT
NOTHING BETTER TO DO
1060
00:41:17,752 --> 00:41:18,853
THAN WATCH ME SIGN THIS?
1061
00:41:18,887 --> 00:41:20,154
AND MISS
THE ULTIMATE ADMISSION
1062
00:41:20,188 --> 00:41:22,056
THAT I WAS RIGHT
ABOUT MASTERS ALL ALONG?
1063
00:41:22,090 --> 00:41:24,559
SHE HAD ME WHEN SHE
CALLED YOU A COWARD.
1064
00:41:24,593 --> 00:41:26,260
YOU HEADING OUT?
1065
00:41:26,294 --> 00:41:27,896
I HAVE TO WORK LATE.
1066
00:41:27,929 --> 00:41:32,066
GLOATING REQUIRES
A LOT OF PAPERWORK.
1067
00:41:32,100 --> 00:41:33,301
[smacks]
1068
00:41:39,207 --> 00:41:40,609
[cheers and applause]
1069
00:41:40,642 --> 00:41:42,143
[Anderson on TV]
THANK YOU, NEW JERSEY
1070
00:41:42,176 --> 00:41:46,080
FOR REELECTING ME
TO THE UNITED STATES SENATE.
1071
00:41:46,114 --> 00:41:48,016
[cheers and applause]
1072
00:41:48,049 --> 00:41:49,851
WE RAN A POSITIVE CAMPAIGN,
1073
00:41:49,884 --> 00:41:53,888
A CAMPAIGN ABOUT THE DIRE ISSUES
FACING THIS GREAT NATION.
1074
00:41:53,922 --> 00:41:56,190
[cheering]
1075
00:41:56,224 --> 00:41:58,727
THERE ARE MANY PEOPLE
WHO GAVE THEIR ALL
1076
00:41:58,760 --> 00:41:59,728
FOR THIS CAMPAIGN.
1077
00:41:59,761 --> 00:42:01,329
BUT THERE IS ONE PERSON
1078
00:42:01,362 --> 00:42:05,366
THAT STANDS OUT AMONG THEM.
1079
00:42:05,399 --> 00:42:07,168
MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE,
LORETTA.
1080
00:42:07,201 --> 00:42:08,169
LORETTA.
1081
00:42:08,202 --> 00:42:11,172
[applause]
1082
00:42:11,205 --> 00:42:13,207
THANK YOU.
1083
00:42:17,679 --> 00:42:19,213
DO YOU KNOW WHERE
THE SENATOR'S RECORDS ARE?
1084
00:42:19,247 --> 00:42:21,983
HOUSE WAS TREATING ANDERSON'S
CAMPAIGN MANAGER,
1085
00:42:22,016 --> 00:42:23,652
NOT THE SENATOR HIMSELF.
1086
00:42:23,685 --> 00:42:24,819
OH.
1087
00:42:24,853 --> 00:42:25,954
WHY DID YOU THINK HE
WAS THE PATIENT?
1088
00:42:25,987 --> 00:42:27,622
HOUSE SAW HIM
IN THE CLINIC.
1089
00:42:27,656 --> 00:42:28,723
I GUESS IT WASN'T MEDICAL.
1090
00:42:28,757 --> 00:42:30,859
WHEN?
1091
00:42:30,892 --> 00:42:32,727
FRIDAY.
AROUND 3.
1092
00:42:34,295 --> 00:42:36,998
HOUSE'S TEAM RAN A HEP C TEST
ON JOE DUGAN ON FRIDAY.
1093
00:42:37,031 --> 00:42:38,032
CAN YOU LOOK UP THE TIME?
1094
00:42:40,969 --> 00:42:44,639
CHASE, TAUB, AND FOREMAN
WERE RUNNING TESTS ALL NIGHT.
1095
00:42:44,673 --> 00:42:46,708
ALL NEGATIVE.
1096
00:42:47,976 --> 00:42:49,844
POSITIVE TEST AT...
1097
00:42:49,878 --> 00:42:51,946
3:17 P.M.
1098
00:42:51,980 --> 00:42:53,648
HOUSE RAN IT HIMSELF.
1099
00:42:55,383 --> 00:42:56,685
IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
1100
00:42:56,718 --> 00:42:59,020
I DON'T THINK SO.
1101
00:43:10,899 --> 00:43:14,903
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