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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:24,901 --> 00:00:27,171 [knock on door] 2 00:00:27,204 --> 00:00:28,839 WHO IS IT? 3 00:00:28,872 --> 00:00:30,341 (Tom) IT'S TOM. 4 00:00:30,374 --> 00:00:34,611 TOM, YOUR HUSBAND? 5 00:00:34,645 --> 00:00:36,313 WHAT'S HE DOING HERE? 6 00:00:44,255 --> 00:00:46,190 UH, WHAT'S GOING ON? 7 00:00:46,223 --> 00:00:47,191 I'M SORRY, I KNOW I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE, 8 00:00:47,224 --> 00:00:50,327 BUT EVELYN'S SCHOOL CONTRACT'S DUE TOMORROW. 9 00:00:50,361 --> 00:00:52,196 I KNEW I WAS FORGETTING SOMETHING. 10 00:00:52,229 --> 00:00:53,230 LET ME, UH, FIND A PEN. 11 00:00:53,264 --> 00:00:56,500 [clears throat] 12 00:00:56,533 --> 00:00:59,136 HEY. HEY. 13 00:00:59,170 --> 00:01:01,738 NOT QUITE SURE WHAT EMILY POST RECOMMENDS IN THIS SITUATION, 14 00:01:01,772 --> 00:01:02,906 BUT I'M TOM. 15 00:01:02,939 --> 00:01:05,176 DAMIEN. HEY. 16 00:01:05,209 --> 00:01:07,444 SORRY TO INTRUDE. 17 00:01:07,478 --> 00:01:09,180 I JUST--I WASN'T QUITE SURE WHEN SHE'D BE COMING HOME. 18 00:01:09,213 --> 00:01:10,247 NO PROBLEM. 19 00:01:10,281 --> 00:01:12,216 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR CATCHING THIS. 20 00:01:12,249 --> 00:01:15,486 YEAH. 21 00:01:15,519 --> 00:01:17,421 WELL, I'LL GET OUT OF YOUR WAY, IT WAS GOOD TO MEET YOU, 22 00:01:18,755 --> 00:01:21,225 BYE. 23 00:01:28,199 --> 00:01:30,867 SO... 24 00:01:30,901 --> 00:01:32,669 SEEMS LIKE A NICE GUY. 25 00:01:32,703 --> 00:01:34,738 OOH. 26 00:01:34,771 --> 00:01:36,940 JULES, YOU OKAY? 27 00:01:36,973 --> 00:01:38,242 NO, MY STOMACH. 28 00:01:38,275 --> 00:01:39,743 HERE. LIE DOWN. 29 00:01:39,776 --> 00:01:42,546 [exhales sharply] 30 00:01:42,579 --> 00:01:44,281 OW! 31 00:01:44,315 --> 00:01:45,749 TRY TO-- 32 00:01:45,782 --> 00:01:48,219 GET TOM. 33 00:01:48,252 --> 00:01:50,221 OW! TOM! 34 00:01:50,254 --> 00:01:53,257 [grunts and breathes heavily] 35 00:01:55,226 --> 00:01:58,195 [Massive Attack's Teardrop] 36 00:01:58,229 --> 00:02:05,902 * 37 00:02:27,458 --> 00:02:28,792 YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE PERFECT? 38 00:02:28,825 --> 00:02:30,461 HMM? FRENCH TOAST TOWER. 39 00:02:30,494 --> 00:02:31,795 YOU STILL GO TO MICKEY'S? 40 00:02:31,828 --> 00:02:33,364 WHAT'S YOUR CHOLESTEROL? 41 00:02:33,397 --> 00:02:35,832 IT'S MY ONE VICE. I'M KEEPING IT. 42 00:02:35,866 --> 00:02:38,702 AS MUCH AS I WOULD LOVE TO CLOG MY ARTERIES, 43 00:02:38,735 --> 00:02:41,805 I HAVE A 10:00 CT AND I STILL HAVE TO RACE HOME, 44 00:02:41,838 --> 00:02:44,207 GET CHANGED. 45 00:02:46,277 --> 00:02:50,247 MAYBE YOU COULD KEEP SOME CLOTHES HERE. 46 00:02:50,281 --> 00:02:54,485 MAYBE I COULD. 47 00:02:54,518 --> 00:02:56,620 HE'S JUST TRYING TO GET INTO YOUR SKIRTS. 48 00:02:56,653 --> 00:02:59,390 AND I DON'T MEAN METAPHORICALLY. 49 00:02:59,423 --> 00:03:01,925 WELL, HE'S GOT THE LEGS FOR IT. 50 00:03:01,958 --> 00:03:06,530 SO I WILL SEE YOU TONIGHT? 51 00:03:06,563 --> 00:03:08,565 YEAH. 52 00:03:13,704 --> 00:03:14,905 BYE, HOUSE. 53 00:03:14,938 --> 00:03:17,240 HAVE A NICE DAY. 54 00:03:20,444 --> 00:03:22,579 "HAVE A NICE DAY." 55 00:03:22,613 --> 00:03:23,880 HOW CIVILIZED. 56 00:03:23,914 --> 00:03:27,284 I SAID I'D STAY OUT OF IT. 57 00:03:29,420 --> 00:03:31,054 WHAT? 58 00:03:31,087 --> 00:03:31,988 NOTHING. 59 00:03:32,022 --> 00:03:33,590 CLEARLY SOMETHING. 60 00:03:33,624 --> 00:03:34,891 NOPE. 61 00:03:34,925 --> 00:03:36,293 HOUSE, ON A LIST OF YOUR ATTRIBUTES, 62 00:03:36,327 --> 00:03:38,562 THERE'S NOTHING THAT EVEN RHYMES WITH "COY." 63 00:03:38,595 --> 00:03:43,567 OKAY, I MAY HAVE SEEN SOMETHING IN THE FRIDGE. 64 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:46,870 LIKE THE END OF YOUR RELATIONSHIP. 65 00:03:46,903 --> 00:03:49,706 SHE PUT THE MILK IN THE DOOR AND NOT ON THE SHELF. 66 00:03:49,740 --> 00:03:51,041 IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. 67 00:03:51,074 --> 00:03:51,908 YOU HATE THAT SHE DID THAT, 68 00:03:51,942 --> 00:03:54,044 BUT YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. 69 00:03:54,077 --> 00:03:55,912 [chuckles] YOU'RE TRYING TO GET US TO FIGHT. 70 00:03:55,946 --> 00:03:57,314 NO, I'M TRYING TO HELP. 71 00:03:57,348 --> 00:03:59,416 IF YOU GOT AN ISSUE, LET HER KNOW. 72 00:03:59,450 --> 00:04:00,751 I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT YOU WEREN'T DONE 73 00:04:00,784 --> 00:04:02,553 SABOTAGING THIS. 74 00:04:02,586 --> 00:04:04,721 FINE. STEW IN YOUR IRRITATION. 75 00:04:04,755 --> 00:04:06,757 AND SURE, LAST TIME IT BUBBLED OVER 76 00:04:06,790 --> 00:04:08,024 INTO RESENTMENT AND RAGE, 77 00:04:08,058 --> 00:04:09,960 LEADING ULTIMATELY TO A PAINFUL DIVORCE 78 00:04:09,993 --> 00:04:12,329 THAT NEITHER OF YOU EVER REALLY RECOVERED FROM, 79 00:04:12,363 --> 00:04:15,866 BUT I'M SURE THIS TIME IT'LL BE GREAT. 80 00:04:19,370 --> 00:04:21,372 [door closes] 81 00:04:26,410 --> 00:04:28,612 (Thirteen) INTERESTING CASE. 82 00:04:28,645 --> 00:04:31,014 35-YEAR-OLD WOMAN WITH FEVER AND ABDOMINAL PAIN. 83 00:04:31,047 --> 00:04:33,684 E.R. RULED OUT ALL THE USUAL SUSPECTS. 84 00:04:33,717 --> 00:04:35,719 STOP BEFORE YOU INTEREST ME TO DEATH. 85 00:04:35,752 --> 00:04:38,989 AND SHE'S IN AN OPEN MARRIAGE. 86 00:04:39,022 --> 00:04:40,791 THAT'S NOT INTERESTING. IT'S JUST WEIRD. 87 00:04:40,824 --> 00:04:41,892 (House) KNOW WHAT'S WEIRDER? 88 00:04:41,925 --> 00:04:45,028 THAT OTHER HUMANS ARE MONOGAMOUS IN THE FIRST PLACE. 89 00:04:45,061 --> 00:04:47,798 NO OTHER SPECIES ON THE PLANET MATES FOR LIFE 90 00:04:47,831 --> 00:04:49,065 AND IF YOU'RE GONNA BRING UP SWANS, 91 00:04:49,099 --> 00:04:50,834 THEY CHEAT LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE. 92 00:04:50,867 --> 00:04:53,404 THEY JUST HAVE BETTER PR THAN RABBITS. 93 00:04:53,437 --> 00:04:55,606 ANIMALS ALSO EAT THEIR YOUNG AND KILL THEIR RIVALS. 94 00:04:55,639 --> 00:04:57,040 THAT MAKE IT WEIRD THAT MOST OF US DON'T? 95 00:04:57,073 --> 00:04:58,975 SAYS THE GUY WHOSE OPPOSABLE THUMBS HAVE BEEN 96 00:04:59,009 --> 00:05:00,977 ALL OVER HOW MANY WOMEN WHO AREN'T HIS WIFE? 97 00:05:01,011 --> 00:05:04,381 A FUNCTIONAL OPEN MARRIAGE IS LIKE A UNICORN. 98 00:05:04,415 --> 00:05:05,882 IT'S A MYTHICAL CREATURE THAT DOESN'T EXIST. 99 00:05:05,916 --> 00:05:07,618 SOMEONE ALWAYS ENDS UP UNHAPPY. 100 00:05:07,651 --> 00:05:09,553 OUR PATIENT'S UNHAPPY BECAUSE SHE'S SUFFERING 101 00:05:09,586 --> 00:05:11,522 FROM AN INTESTINAL BLOCKAGE. 102 00:05:11,555 --> 00:05:12,956 BORING. 103 00:05:12,989 --> 00:05:14,791 THEN WE HAVE TO FIND A REASON TO RULE IT OUT. 104 00:05:14,825 --> 00:05:17,027 WHAT ABOUT HERPES COLITIS? 105 00:05:17,060 --> 00:05:19,029 SHE PICKS UP THE INFECTION FROM ONE OF HER PARTNERS. 106 00:05:19,062 --> 00:05:20,163 IT TAKES ROOT IN HER COLON. 107 00:05:20,196 --> 00:05:21,998 STD PANEL WAS CLEAN. 108 00:05:22,032 --> 00:05:23,534 CHANCES ARE, THIS COUPLE WAS UNHAPPY IN THE FIRST PLACE. 109 00:05:23,567 --> 00:05:25,168 THIS IS THEIR ATTEMPT TO SAVE SOMETHING 110 00:05:25,201 --> 00:05:26,603 THAT NEVER-- 111 00:05:29,105 --> 00:05:31,475 GO ON. 112 00:05:31,508 --> 00:05:34,044 (Foreman) HERPES MIGHT NOT REGISTER 113 00:05:34,077 --> 00:05:35,178 IF SHE WAS EXPOSED IN THE LAST SIX WEEKS. 114 00:05:35,211 --> 00:05:39,450 BUT IT WOULD SHOW UP ON A BARIUM ENEMA. 115 00:05:39,483 --> 00:05:41,151 WAIT. 116 00:05:42,486 --> 00:05:43,554 YOU'RE GONNA DO IT? 117 00:05:43,587 --> 00:05:45,822 GOTTA SEE IF OUR PATIENT'S A UNICORN 118 00:05:45,856 --> 00:05:47,858 OR JUST A SLUTTY HORSE. 119 00:05:47,891 --> 00:05:51,595 THINK HOW MUCH FUN TAUB COULD BE HAVING. 120 00:05:51,628 --> 00:05:55,632 BARIUM COATS THE INNER LINING OF YOUR COLON. 121 00:05:55,666 --> 00:05:57,801 LETS US GET A GOOD LOOK AT IT ON THE X-RAY. 122 00:05:57,834 --> 00:05:59,903 I CAN GET SOMEBODY ELSE TO PICK UP EVELYN. 123 00:06:01,505 --> 00:06:03,607 I'M ON PAINKILLERS. 124 00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:05,509 I'D RATHER THIS NOT BE WHAT YOU THINK OF 125 00:06:05,542 --> 00:06:07,544 EVERY TIME YOU LOOK AT MY BUTT. 126 00:06:13,016 --> 00:06:15,986 OKAY, ROLL ONTO YOUR SIDE. 127 00:06:16,019 --> 00:06:18,922 IT'S FILL 'ER UP TIME. 128 00:06:18,955 --> 00:06:20,791 [groans] 129 00:06:24,728 --> 00:06:26,997 SO IS EVELYN HIS NEW SQUEEZE? 130 00:06:27,030 --> 00:06:28,932 SHE'S OUR DAUGHTER. 131 00:06:28,965 --> 00:06:30,767 MUST BE INTERESTING 132 00:06:30,801 --> 00:06:32,969 GROWING UP IN A PRODUCTION OF OH! CALCUTTA! 133 00:06:33,003 --> 00:06:34,771 SHE'S SIX. 134 00:06:34,805 --> 00:06:36,172 SHE KNOWS AS MUCH ABOUT OUR SEX LIFE 135 00:06:36,206 --> 00:06:37,708 AS ANY OTHER KID HER AGE. 136 00:06:37,741 --> 00:06:40,777 YOU CAN EXPLAIN THAT SHE'S THE REASON 137 00:06:40,811 --> 00:06:42,145 THE TWO OF YOU STAYED MARRIED. 138 00:06:42,178 --> 00:06:44,147 YOU'VE BEEN IN THE ROOM FIVE MINUTES. 139 00:06:44,180 --> 00:06:45,882 YOU GOT US ALL FIGURED OUT. 140 00:06:48,485 --> 00:06:49,920 AND WE WANT TO GROW OLD TOGETHER. 141 00:06:49,953 --> 00:06:51,988 BUT YOU JUST DON'T WANT TO BE YOUNG TOGETHER. 142 00:06:52,022 --> 00:06:54,024 LOOK, WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT, 143 00:06:54,057 --> 00:06:55,726 TONS OF COUPLES DO WHAT WE DO. 144 00:06:55,759 --> 00:06:57,127 IT'S JUST THAT WITH MOST OF THEM, 145 00:06:57,160 --> 00:06:59,663 ONE SPOUSE DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT IT. 146 00:06:59,696 --> 00:07:01,131 WE DECIDED THINGS WORK BETTER 147 00:07:01,164 --> 00:07:02,999 WHEN PEOPLE TELL EACH OTHER THE TRUTH. 148 00:07:06,202 --> 00:07:08,705 TANK'S FULL. 149 00:07:08,739 --> 00:07:12,809 I'LL PAGE THE RADIOLOGY ELVES. 150 00:07:16,079 --> 00:07:17,013 I'M NOT SAYING I HATE IT. 151 00:07:17,047 --> 00:07:18,615 JUST DOESN'T GO WITH YOUR EYES. 152 00:07:18,649 --> 00:07:19,783 YOU HATE IT. 153 00:07:19,816 --> 00:07:21,251 LITTLE BIT. 154 00:07:21,284 --> 00:07:22,919 ANY MORE HEARTLESS CRITIQUES 155 00:07:22,953 --> 00:07:24,555 OF MY GENERAL APPEARANCE? 156 00:07:24,588 --> 00:07:26,022 (Maya) NOPE. ALL DONE. 157 00:07:28,659 --> 00:07:33,163 SO IS SHE AS BENDY AS SHE LOOKS? 158 00:07:33,196 --> 00:07:34,230 MAYA AND I ARE JUST FRIENDS. 159 00:07:34,264 --> 00:07:35,966 NO, YOU AND I ARE FRIENDS 160 00:07:35,999 --> 00:07:38,635 AND YOU DON'T HAVE COFFEE WITH ME THREE TIMES A WEEK. 161 00:07:38,669 --> 00:07:40,303 SHE'S AN INTERESTING PERSON. 162 00:07:40,336 --> 00:07:42,606 SHE GREW UP IN OHIO. SHE HAS THREE BROTHERS. 163 00:07:42,639 --> 00:07:43,740 FASCINATING. 164 00:07:43,774 --> 00:07:44,741 LAST WEEK, THAT CAMBODIAN LAB TECH 165 00:07:44,775 --> 00:07:47,143 WAS TELLING US HOW HE SURVIVED THE KILLING FIELDS 166 00:07:47,177 --> 00:07:49,112 AND YOU LEFT TO GO GET A DONUT. 167 00:07:49,145 --> 00:07:50,947 SO WE FLIRT. IT'S FUN. 168 00:07:50,981 --> 00:07:52,248 IT'S DANGEROUS. 169 00:07:52,282 --> 00:07:53,984 THAT WOMAN WOULD TOTALLY DO YOU. 170 00:07:54,017 --> 00:07:55,919 YOU THINK? 171 00:07:55,952 --> 00:07:57,320 NOTHING IS GONNA HAPPEN. 172 00:07:57,353 --> 00:07:59,089 ALL I'M SAYING IS IF YOU WANT TO BE ON A DIET, 173 00:07:59,122 --> 00:08:03,126 YOU MIGHT WANT TO STOP HANGING OUT BY THE DESSERT CART. 174 00:08:03,159 --> 00:08:05,295 X-RAY WAS CLEAN. 175 00:08:05,328 --> 00:08:06,963 SHE DOESN'T HAVE HERPES COLITIS 176 00:08:06,997 --> 00:08:08,632 OR ABDOMINAL PAIN. 177 00:08:08,665 --> 00:08:10,867 IT STOPPED HURTING DURING THE X-RAY, 178 00:08:10,901 --> 00:08:13,036 WHICH MEANS IT WAS JUST AN INTESTINAL BLOCKAGE THAT PASSED. 179 00:08:13,069 --> 00:08:14,671 WE SHOULD DISCHARGE HER. ABSOLUTELY. 180 00:08:14,705 --> 00:08:17,774 THERE'S NO NEED TO FIND ANY UNDERLYING CAUSE 181 00:08:17,808 --> 00:08:19,843 'CAUSE THESE THINGS NEVER HAPPEN TWICE. 182 00:08:19,876 --> 00:08:22,212 TAKE HER DIGESTIVE SYSTEM FOR A TEST DRIVE. 183 00:08:22,245 --> 00:08:23,980 GIVE HER A RADIO-OPAQUE MILKSHAKE. 184 00:08:24,014 --> 00:08:25,716 X-RAY EVERY 15 MINUTES TO SEE 185 00:08:25,749 --> 00:08:27,584 IF IT MAKES ANY UNSCHEDULED STOPS ON THE WAY THROUGH. 186 00:08:27,618 --> 00:08:29,085 WE'LL BE HERE ALL NIGHT. 187 00:08:29,119 --> 00:08:30,987 NO, TAUB WILL BE HERE ALL NIGHT. 188 00:08:31,021 --> 00:08:32,956 GO TALK TO THE UNICORN 189 00:08:32,989 --> 00:08:35,125 AND THEN TELL ME YOU DON'T BELIEVE. 190 00:08:35,158 --> 00:08:37,027 I DID AN ABDOMINAL CT ON A KID TODAY 191 00:08:37,060 --> 00:08:39,129 AND FOUND A SIX-INCH BEZOAR 192 00:08:39,162 --> 00:08:41,698 MADE ENTIRELY OF GUM. 193 00:08:41,732 --> 00:08:43,366 I MEAN, WHO GIVES A THREE-YEAR-OLD 194 00:08:43,399 --> 00:08:46,903 AN ENDLESS SUPPLY OF G-- 195 00:08:49,706 --> 00:08:50,807 YOU OKAY? 196 00:08:50,841 --> 00:08:54,277 YEAH. 197 00:08:54,310 --> 00:08:55,912 I MEAN, THERE WAS HAIR IN IT 198 00:08:55,946 --> 00:08:58,114 AND MAYBE A PIECE OF PAPER. 199 00:09:01,151 --> 00:09:04,220 SO...HOW LONG YOU BEEN MARRIED? 200 00:09:04,254 --> 00:09:08,825 ONE OF THE FEW DRAWBACKS OF HAVING AN OPEN MARRIAGE. 201 00:09:08,859 --> 00:09:11,928 NOBODY EVER ASKS ME ABOUT CURRENT EVENTS OR THE WEATHER. 202 00:09:11,962 --> 00:09:14,397 YANKEES LOOK GOOD THIS SEASON. 203 00:09:14,430 --> 00:09:17,701 [giggles] 204 00:09:17,734 --> 00:09:19,836 SEVEN YEARS. 205 00:09:19,870 --> 00:09:24,708 AND, UH, HOW LONG HAVE YOU-- YOU KNOW? 206 00:09:24,741 --> 00:09:28,244 AFTER THREE YEARS, WE REALIZED THAT TRADITIONAL MARRIAGE 207 00:09:28,278 --> 00:09:30,246 WAS MAKING US BOTH MISERABLE. 208 00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:33,784 MOST PEOPLE GET DIVORCED AT THAT POINT. 209 00:09:33,817 --> 00:09:35,051 YEAH, WE DIDN'T WANT TO GET DIVORCED. 210 00:09:35,085 --> 00:09:35,986 WE STILL LOVED EACH OTHER. 211 00:09:36,019 --> 00:09:39,956 WE JUST REALIZED THAT EXPECTING ONE PERSON 212 00:09:39,990 --> 00:09:42,859 TO FULFILL ALL OF YOUR NEEDS FOREVER IS UNREALISTIC. 213 00:09:42,893 --> 00:09:45,729 THERE ARE HAPPY MONOGAMOUS COUPLES OUT THERE. 214 00:09:45,762 --> 00:09:47,397 SURE. 215 00:09:47,430 --> 00:09:49,099 ONE OR TWO HAVE THE PERFECT MARRIAGE. 216 00:09:49,132 --> 00:09:52,002 EVERYBODY ELSE HAS FIGURED OUT HOW TO SETTLE FOR LESS. 217 00:09:52,035 --> 00:09:56,707 I DON'T WANT TO SETTLE AND END UP RESENTING MY HUSBAND. 218 00:09:56,740 --> 00:09:59,042 I'D RATHER GET THE 10% HE DOESN'T GIVE ME 219 00:09:59,075 --> 00:10:03,046 SOMEWHERE ELSE SO THAT I CAN REALLY APPRECIATE HIM 220 00:10:03,079 --> 00:10:05,749 FOR THE 90% HE DOES. 221 00:10:05,782 --> 00:10:08,985 [electronic beeping] 222 00:10:09,019 --> 00:10:11,287 I THINK SOMETHING'S WRONG. 223 00:10:11,321 --> 00:10:12,288 WITH YOUR STOMACH? 224 00:10:12,322 --> 00:10:15,926 MY HEART IS RACING. 225 00:10:15,959 --> 00:10:18,862 [breathing heavily] 226 00:10:18,895 --> 00:10:20,997 TRY AND TAKE DEEP BREATHS. 227 00:10:21,031 --> 00:10:24,234 I'M GOING TO TRY TO SLOW YOUR HEART DOWN. 228 00:10:24,267 --> 00:10:26,069 IS THIS BECAUSE OF THE BLOCKAGE? 229 00:10:26,102 --> 00:10:28,304 NO. IT'S NOT WORKING. 230 00:10:28,338 --> 00:10:31,742 NEED A CRASH CART IN HERE! 231 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:38,849 (Chase) I NEED A LIST OF ALL YOUR SEXUAL PARTNERS 232 00:10:38,882 --> 00:10:39,883 FROM THE LAST SIX MONTHS. 233 00:10:39,916 --> 00:10:41,217 WHY? 234 00:10:41,251 --> 00:10:42,986 YOUR WIFE HAD AN ARRHYTHMIA. 235 00:10:43,019 --> 00:10:45,188 THE PROGRESSION OF SYMPTOMS FROM BOWEL TO HEART 236 00:10:45,221 --> 00:10:47,190 MAKES A PARASITIC INFECTION MOST LIKELY. 237 00:10:47,223 --> 00:10:48,992 SINCE JULIA HASN'T BEEN OUT OF THE COUNTRY-- 238 00:10:49,025 --> 00:10:50,761 THE ONLY PLACE THAT I'VE BEEN RECENTLY 239 00:10:50,794 --> 00:10:52,128 IS A BUSINESS TRIP TO NEBRASKA. 240 00:10:52,162 --> 00:10:54,064 BUT EITHER OF YOU COULD HAVE PICKED UP 241 00:10:54,097 --> 00:10:55,131 A BUG FROM ONE OF YOUR PARTNERS. 242 00:10:55,165 --> 00:10:58,268 [sighs] 243 00:10:58,301 --> 00:11:01,271 IT'S KIND OF... COMPLICATED. 244 00:11:01,304 --> 00:11:03,974 HOW MANY PARTNERS ARE WE TALKING ABOUT? 245 00:11:04,007 --> 00:11:05,308 BALLPARK. 246 00:11:05,341 --> 00:11:07,110 NONE. 247 00:11:07,143 --> 00:11:08,745 NONE? 248 00:11:08,779 --> 00:11:10,981 WE HAVE A GREAT SEX LIFE. 249 00:11:11,014 --> 00:11:13,049 I DON'T NEED ANYONE ELSE. 250 00:11:13,083 --> 00:11:14,751 SO WHY NOT JUST TELL HER THAT 251 00:11:14,785 --> 00:11:16,119 AND CLOSE THIS WHOLE THING UP? 252 00:11:16,152 --> 00:11:17,120 YOU MARRIED? 253 00:11:17,153 --> 00:11:18,254 I--I WAS. 254 00:11:18,288 --> 00:11:22,092 DID YOU EVER AGREE TO GO SEE A CHICK FLICK WITH YOUR WIFE 255 00:11:22,125 --> 00:11:24,427 OR PRETEND TO ENJOY CLASSICAL MUSIC? 256 00:11:24,460 --> 00:11:26,162 STRAVINSKY NEVER GROPED MY WIFE 257 00:11:26,196 --> 00:11:27,931 IN A MIDTOWN HOTEL ROOM. 258 00:11:27,964 --> 00:11:30,100 SHE NEEDS THIS. 259 00:11:30,133 --> 00:11:32,435 I DON'T. 260 00:11:32,468 --> 00:11:34,437 BUT I DON'T WANT HER TO FEEL BAD ABOUT THAT. 261 00:11:37,107 --> 00:11:38,308 (House) HE'S LYING. 262 00:11:38,341 --> 00:11:40,276 (Chase) GUY'S GOT A LICENSE TO DRILL. 263 00:11:40,310 --> 00:11:41,978 WHY WOULD HE LIE ABOUT NOT USING IT? 264 00:11:42,012 --> 00:11:43,179 THAT'S NOT THE LIE. 265 00:11:43,213 --> 00:11:46,082 THE LIE IS THAT HE GIVES A CRAP ABOUT HOW HIS WIFE FEELS. 266 00:11:46,116 --> 00:11:48,451 IF THEY'RE BOTH SCREWING AROUND, THAT'S ONE THING. 267 00:11:48,484 --> 00:11:50,553 BUT IF SHE HAS A PIECE ON THE SIDE AND HE DOESN'T, 268 00:11:50,586 --> 00:11:52,155 THE ONLY WAY HE'D BE OKAY WITH THAT 269 00:11:52,188 --> 00:11:54,257 IS IF HE'S BETRAYING HER IN SOME OTHER WAY 270 00:11:54,290 --> 00:11:56,092 THAT, IN HIS MIND, MAKES THEM EVEN. 271 00:11:56,126 --> 00:11:58,261 MY UNICORN ISN'T A UNICORN. 272 00:11:58,294 --> 00:12:00,797 IT'S A DONKEY WITH A PLUNGER STUCK TO ITS FACE. 273 00:12:01,865 --> 00:12:03,867 EVEN THE GUY WHO'S NOT CHEATING 274 00:12:03,900 --> 00:12:05,035 IS DOING IT FOR UNDERHANDED REASONS. 275 00:12:05,068 --> 00:12:06,569 NO, NO, NO. HE'S NOT BEING CYNICAL. 276 00:12:06,602 --> 00:12:08,404 HE'S ASSUMING THE HUSBAND IS DOING SOMETHING 277 00:12:08,438 --> 00:12:10,874 TO EVEN THE SCORE, WHICH MEANS HE THINKS 278 00:12:10,907 --> 00:12:12,976 THERE IS A SCORE, WHICH MEANS, 279 00:12:13,009 --> 00:12:16,379 CHEATING SWANS ASIDE, HOUSE BELIEVES IN MONOGAMY. 280 00:12:16,412 --> 00:12:17,981 HE'S BEING ROMANTIC. 281 00:12:18,014 --> 00:12:19,916 WHAT I BELIEVE IS THAT MEN 282 00:12:19,950 --> 00:12:21,384 ARE GENETICALLY ENGINEERED TO BE JEALOUS. 283 00:12:21,417 --> 00:12:23,319 DOESN'T MATTER IF I THINK THERE'S A SCORE. 284 00:12:23,353 --> 00:12:24,387 I GUARANTEE YOU HE DOES. 285 00:12:24,420 --> 00:12:26,456 ANY OF THE WIFE'S PARTNERS PAN OUT? 286 00:12:26,489 --> 00:12:28,091 SHE'S BEEN WITH TWO PEOPLE OTHER THAN TOM 287 00:12:28,124 --> 00:12:29,860 IN THE LAST SIX MONTHS. 288 00:12:29,893 --> 00:12:32,128 NEITHER OF THEM HAVE BEEN OUTSIDE THE TRI-STATE AREA. 289 00:12:32,162 --> 00:12:34,197 SO WE'RE BACK TO THE HUSBAND. YOU JUST SAID YOU BELIEVED-- 290 00:12:34,230 --> 00:12:37,433 HE'S DOING SOMETHING BEHIND HER BACK. 291 00:12:37,467 --> 00:12:39,369 WHAT BETTER COVER THAN A BUSINESS TRIP TO NEBRASKA? 292 00:12:39,402 --> 00:12:41,304 LIKE THAT'S REALLY A PLACE. 293 00:12:41,337 --> 00:12:43,339 (Chase) LET'S FIND HIS TRAVEL RECORDS 294 00:12:43,373 --> 00:12:45,541 AND GET BACK TO WORK. 295 00:12:47,043 --> 00:12:48,912 YOU SEEM PRETTY MELLOW 296 00:12:48,945 --> 00:12:50,146 ABOUT THIS COUPLE'S DEAL. 297 00:12:50,180 --> 00:12:52,382 THOUGHT YOU'D BE FIRST IN LINE TO SHAKE A FINGER. 298 00:12:52,415 --> 00:12:56,052 THEY'RE STILL MARRIED. I'M NOT. 299 00:12:56,086 --> 00:12:58,154 NOT THAT I COULD EVER DO IT. 300 00:12:58,188 --> 00:13:00,056 I WAS JEALOUS OF HOUSE AND CAMERON NEVER TOUCHED HIM. 301 00:13:00,090 --> 00:13:02,558 NOT COUNTING THE EMOTIONAL FONDLING. 302 00:13:04,460 --> 00:13:07,430 WHEN MY MOM WAS DYING, MY DAD HAD AN AFFAIR. 303 00:13:09,933 --> 00:13:11,001 HE TOLD YOU THIS? 304 00:13:11,034 --> 00:13:13,503 I'D SEEN THEM GET OUT OF HIS CAR. 305 00:13:13,536 --> 00:13:15,505 TWO YEARS AFTER MOM DIED, THEY GOT MARRIED. 306 00:13:15,538 --> 00:13:17,140 THAT MUST HAVE SUCKED. 307 00:13:17,173 --> 00:13:19,109 AT THE TIME, YEAH. 308 00:13:19,142 --> 00:13:22,178 BUT LOOKING BACK... IT MAKES SENSE. 309 00:13:22,212 --> 00:13:24,214 MY MOM NEVER KNEW ABOUT IT 310 00:13:24,247 --> 00:13:26,016 AND HE NEEDED SOMEONE TO MAKE HIM FEEL LESS ALONE. 311 00:13:26,049 --> 00:13:28,051 HE TOOK CARE OF MY MOM 312 00:13:28,084 --> 00:13:30,286 DAY IN AND DAY OUT FOR 2 1/2 YEARS BEFORE SHE DIED. 313 00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:32,188 HE WAS DEVOTED TO HER. 314 00:13:32,222 --> 00:13:35,258 LOVING SOMEONE ELSE DIDN'T CHANGE THAT. 315 00:13:35,291 --> 00:13:37,527 SO LOVING TWO PEOPLE AT ONCE IS FINE 316 00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:39,295 AS LONG AS ONE OF THEM IS DYING? 317 00:13:39,329 --> 00:13:40,530 WHOEVER'S TAKING CARE OF ME 318 00:13:40,563 --> 00:13:42,432 WHEN I GET SICK, I HOPE THEY'VE GOT 319 00:13:42,465 --> 00:13:45,635 SOMEONE ELSE TO TAKE CARE OF THEM. 320 00:13:47,503 --> 00:13:48,604 TOM WAS TELLING THE TRUTH. 321 00:13:48,638 --> 00:13:51,041 HE REALLY DID GO TO NEBRASKA. 322 00:13:51,074 --> 00:13:53,910 PLANE TICKET AND RESTAURANT SEATS. 323 00:13:53,944 --> 00:13:56,412 FORGET NEBRASKA. 324 00:13:56,446 --> 00:14:01,117 MAYBE THEY JUST BOUGHT THEIR PARASITES AT THE MALL. 325 00:14:01,151 --> 00:14:04,320 YOU KNOW, WE SHOULD REALLY THROW AWAY THAT LOOFAH. 326 00:14:04,354 --> 00:14:05,455 THEY'RE IMPORTED. 327 00:14:05,488 --> 00:14:07,057 SOMETIMES THEY'RE NOT STERILIZED. 328 00:14:07,090 --> 00:14:09,292 WE THINK OUR PATIENT GOT AMOEBIASIS FROM HERS. 329 00:14:09,325 --> 00:14:11,227 IS SHE GONNA BE OKAY? 330 00:14:11,261 --> 00:14:13,063 WE'RE TREATING NOW. SHE SHOULD BE FINE. 331 00:14:13,096 --> 00:14:18,134 IT'S ACTUALLY KIND OF BIZARRE. 332 00:14:18,168 --> 00:14:20,203 SHE AND HER HUSBAND HAVE AN OPEN MARRIAGE. 333 00:14:24,274 --> 00:14:26,409 THEY SLEEP WITH OTHER PEOPLE? WELL, SHE DOES. 334 00:14:26,442 --> 00:14:29,312 HER HUSBAND'S TOTALLY FINE WITH IT. 335 00:14:29,345 --> 00:14:34,150 I MEAN, IT'S CRAZY, RIGHT? 336 00:14:34,184 --> 00:14:38,121 AND YOU'RE BRINGING THIS UP BECAUSE? 337 00:14:40,123 --> 00:14:43,059 I THOUGHT IT WAS INTERESTING. 338 00:14:43,093 --> 00:14:47,363 MORE INTERESTING THAN YOUR OTHER CASES, I GUESS. 339 00:14:47,397 --> 00:14:49,332 I MEAN, YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR COLLEAGUES, 340 00:14:49,365 --> 00:14:50,967 YOU RANT ABOUT HOUSE. 341 00:14:51,001 --> 00:14:55,438 YOU DON'T USUALLY MENTION YOUR PATIENTS. 342 00:14:55,471 --> 00:14:59,475 IS OPEN MARRIAGE SOMETHING YOU WANT? 343 00:14:59,509 --> 00:15:01,177 NO. 344 00:15:01,211 --> 00:15:04,280 I MEAN... 345 00:15:04,314 --> 00:15:07,117 I KNOW YOU'D NEVER... 346 00:15:10,086 --> 00:15:11,154 [sighs] 347 00:15:11,187 --> 00:15:13,556 ALL THIS TIME AND ENERGY 348 00:15:13,589 --> 00:15:16,292 YOU SPENT CONVINCING ME YOU WEREN'T CHEATING... 349 00:15:16,326 --> 00:15:17,527 AND THERE'S SOMEBODY ELSE. 350 00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:20,063 I'M NOT-- SOME MORE WATER SIR? 351 00:15:30,806 --> 00:15:35,145 OKAY. 352 00:15:35,178 --> 00:15:36,446 THERE'S A WOMAN AT WORK. 353 00:15:36,479 --> 00:15:39,015 PEOPLE SAY SHE'S ATTRACTED TO ME, 354 00:15:39,049 --> 00:15:40,483 BUT NOTHING'S HAPPENED. 355 00:15:40,516 --> 00:15:42,752 NOTHING'S GOING TO HAPPEN. I'M NOT HAVING AN AFFAIR. 356 00:15:42,785 --> 00:15:44,287 BUT YOU WANT TO. 357 00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:47,123 NO, HONEY. 358 00:15:47,157 --> 00:15:48,624 I'M TRYING TO BE HONEST. 359 00:15:48,658 --> 00:15:51,794 I DON'T WANT TO MAKE THE SAME MISTAKES. 360 00:15:51,827 --> 00:15:54,564 BE HONEST THEN. 361 00:15:54,597 --> 00:15:56,599 ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO HER? 362 00:16:01,471 --> 00:16:05,041 LOOK...SHE'S ATTRACTIVE. 363 00:16:05,075 --> 00:16:06,509 THERE'S AN ATTRACTION. 364 00:16:06,542 --> 00:16:08,611 AREN'T THERE MEN WHO MAKE YOU FEEL THAT WAY? 365 00:16:08,644 --> 00:16:11,647 OF COURSE THERE ARE, BUT IT NEVER OCCURS TO ME 366 00:16:11,681 --> 00:16:15,051 TO ACT ON IT BECAUSE-- BECAUSE I'M MARRIED... 367 00:16:15,085 --> 00:16:17,120 TO YOU. 368 00:16:17,153 --> 00:16:20,423 AND THAT'S ENOUGH FOR ME. 369 00:16:20,456 --> 00:16:22,458 [cell phone rings] AREN'T I ENOUGH FOR YOU? 370 00:16:22,492 --> 00:16:27,130 OF COURSE YOU ARE. 371 00:16:27,163 --> 00:16:30,833 OUR PATIENT'S LOST ALL MOVEMENT IN HER LEGS. 372 00:16:30,866 --> 00:16:32,402 THERE ARE OTHER DOCTORS, CHRIS. 373 00:16:32,435 --> 00:16:34,337 WE'RE TALKING. 374 00:16:34,370 --> 00:16:36,839 I'M SORRY. 375 00:16:36,872 --> 00:16:40,476 THE WOMAN'S PARALYZED. 376 00:16:40,510 --> 00:16:43,246 I'LL GET A CAB. 377 00:16:56,159 --> 00:16:58,761 (Taub) TESTS SHOW NO SPINAL CORD INJURY, 378 00:16:58,794 --> 00:17:01,197 NO CEREBRAL LESIONS, NO HEMORRHAGE. 379 00:17:01,231 --> 00:17:02,365 (Chase) FINALLY GOT A STOOL SAMPLE. 380 00:17:02,398 --> 00:17:03,366 THE LOOFAH'S INNOCENT. 381 00:17:03,399 --> 00:17:05,101 NO SIGN OF AMOEBAS 382 00:17:05,135 --> 00:17:06,869 OR ANY OTHER PARASITES. 383 00:17:06,902 --> 00:17:08,404 SO PARALYSIS, ARRHYTHMIA, 384 00:17:08,438 --> 00:17:10,173 AND INTERMITTENT ABDOMINAL PAIN. 385 00:17:10,206 --> 00:17:14,844 AND HE NICKED HIMSELF SHAVING. 386 00:17:14,877 --> 00:17:17,413 SORRY. THAT WAS TAUB. 387 00:17:17,447 --> 00:17:19,382 BUT IT WAS EASIER TO SOLVE. 388 00:17:19,415 --> 00:17:21,384 MEANS HE USED THE CRAPPY RAZOR IN HIS LOCKER, 389 00:17:21,417 --> 00:17:23,186 WHICH MEANS HE SLEPT HERE. 390 00:17:23,219 --> 00:17:25,688 THANKS TO YOU. 391 00:17:25,721 --> 00:17:29,259 I BROUGHT UP OPEN MARRIAGE WITH RACHEL. 392 00:17:29,292 --> 00:17:31,861 IT WAS A DISASTER. 393 00:17:33,529 --> 00:17:35,565 ON THE MEDICAL FRONT, 394 00:17:35,598 --> 00:17:37,600 WE'VE KNOCKED OUT SEX AND FOREIGN TRAVEL. 395 00:17:37,633 --> 00:17:39,569 COULD BE AN ELECTROLYTE IMBALANCE. 396 00:17:39,602 --> 00:17:41,571 SO THE ONLY TIME YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED IN MY MARRIAGE 397 00:17:41,604 --> 00:17:42,705 IS AFTER YOU BLOW IT UP? 398 00:17:42,738 --> 00:17:44,140 YOU'RE THE MORON WHO TOOK MARITAL ADVICE 399 00:17:44,174 --> 00:17:45,308 FROM TILA TEQUILA. 400 00:17:45,341 --> 00:17:46,276 YOU PUSHED ME INTO THIS. 401 00:17:46,309 --> 00:17:48,378 FIGURED IT WOULD EITHER BLOW UP YOUR MARRIAGE 402 00:17:48,411 --> 00:17:49,779 OR MAKE IT MORE HONEST. 403 00:17:49,812 --> 00:17:51,147 EITHER WAY, YOU WIN. 404 00:17:51,181 --> 00:17:53,249 WHAT ABOUT SEX? 405 00:17:53,283 --> 00:17:54,417 I'M TALKING ABOUT THE PATIENT. 406 00:17:54,450 --> 00:17:55,485 IS THAT COOL WITH EVERYBODY? 407 00:17:55,518 --> 00:17:57,420 WE'VE RULED OUT SEX. 408 00:17:57,453 --> 00:17:58,821 WE RULED OUT SEX WITH OTHER PEOPLE. 409 00:17:58,854 --> 00:18:01,324 TOM SAID HE AND JULIA HAVE BEEN DOING IT 410 00:18:03,593 --> 00:18:05,228 INCREASED LIBIDO CAN BE A SYMPTOM 411 00:18:05,261 --> 00:18:06,896 OF ADRENOCORTICAL CARCINOMA, 412 00:18:06,929 --> 00:18:08,831 WHICH ALSO EXPLAINS HER OTHER SYMPTOMS. 413 00:18:08,864 --> 00:18:12,468 A WOMAN WHO LIKES SEX MUST BE SICK? 414 00:18:12,502 --> 00:18:14,204 (House) JUST BECAUSE EVERYBODY IN THIS ROOM 415 00:18:14,237 --> 00:18:16,639 WISHES THAT ALL WOMEN WERE HORNY ALL THE TIME 416 00:18:16,672 --> 00:18:19,342 DOESN'T MAKE IT SO. 417 00:18:19,375 --> 00:18:20,843 GET AN MRI OF HER ADRENAL GLANDS. 418 00:18:28,918 --> 00:18:32,188 HI. 419 00:18:32,222 --> 00:18:33,789 OKAY IF I TAKE THE SPORTS PAGE? 420 00:18:33,823 --> 00:18:35,825 SURE. 421 00:18:40,863 --> 00:18:42,898 WOULD YOU MIND USING A COASTER? 422 00:18:42,932 --> 00:18:43,899 OH. 423 00:18:43,933 --> 00:18:45,835 SURE. 424 00:18:45,868 --> 00:18:47,203 SORRY. 425 00:18:47,237 --> 00:18:49,171 IT'S OKAY. 426 00:18:53,909 --> 00:18:54,744 ALSO, IT'D BE GREAT IF YOU'D REPLACE 427 00:18:54,777 --> 00:18:57,513 THE TOILET PAPER WHEN YOU FINISH A ROLL. 428 00:18:57,547 --> 00:18:58,848 AND WHEN YOU LOAD THE DISHWASHER, 429 00:18:58,881 --> 00:19:01,684 YOU CAN'T PUT A BIG, FLAT BOWL ON THE BOTTOM. 430 00:19:01,717 --> 00:19:04,954 IT TRAPS THE WATER SO NOTHING ON THE TOP GETS CLEAN. 431 00:19:04,987 --> 00:19:07,223 AND PLEASE DON'T THROW BANANA PEELS IN THE BEDROOM TRASH. 432 00:19:07,257 --> 00:19:10,493 I HAVEN'T DONE ANY OF THOSE THINGS. 433 00:19:10,526 --> 00:19:11,794 YOU'RE PROBABLY NOT EVEN AWARE OF-- 434 00:19:11,827 --> 00:19:13,896 I HATE BANANAS. 435 00:19:19,335 --> 00:19:21,504 OH, MY GOD. IT WAS HOUSE. 436 00:19:21,537 --> 00:19:23,839 I'M SORRY. 437 00:19:23,873 --> 00:19:25,541 HE'S BEEN TRYING TO GET US TO FIGHT. 438 00:19:25,575 --> 00:19:28,578 WHY WOULD HE THINK THAT STUFF WOULD MAKE US FIGHT? 439 00:19:28,611 --> 00:19:29,812 BECAUSE OF THE MILK. 440 00:19:29,845 --> 00:19:31,914 YOU PUT IT IN THE DOOR. 441 00:19:31,947 --> 00:19:35,518 THE BODY OF THE REFRIGERATOR IS THE COLDEST PART. 442 00:19:35,551 --> 00:19:36,819 THE TEMPERATURE IN THE DOOR FLUCTUATES, 443 00:19:36,852 --> 00:19:38,388 WHICH DECREASES SHELF LIFE. 444 00:19:38,421 --> 00:19:39,489 WOW. 445 00:19:39,522 --> 00:19:40,923 WHEN DID YOU GET ALL OCD? 446 00:19:40,956 --> 00:19:43,859 I JUST WANT CLEAN DISHES AND UNSPOILED MILK 447 00:19:43,893 --> 00:19:45,595 SO WE CAN ALL STAY HEALTHY. 448 00:19:45,628 --> 00:19:49,031 OH, IT'S ABOUT HEALTH. WHAT ABOUT THE COASTER? 449 00:19:49,064 --> 00:19:52,635 DOES THAT REPLENISH MY B-12 OR SOMETHING? 450 00:19:52,668 --> 00:19:53,736 CAN WE JUST DROP IT? 451 00:19:53,769 --> 00:19:55,771 SURE. 452 00:20:02,912 --> 00:20:05,881 YOU HAVE THIS LIST OF ANNOYANCES 453 00:20:05,915 --> 00:20:09,419 THE ENTIRE TIME WE WERE MARRIED? 454 00:20:09,452 --> 00:20:11,687 GET BETTER, MOMMY. 455 00:20:11,721 --> 00:20:13,589 I LOVE YOU, RABBIT. 456 00:20:13,623 --> 00:20:14,790 [smooches] 457 00:20:14,824 --> 00:20:17,927 JULIA, YOU HAVE A GUEST. 458 00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:19,295 [door opens] 459 00:20:22,398 --> 00:20:23,466 HI. 460 00:20:23,499 --> 00:20:24,700 THIS ISN'T A GOOD TIME. 461 00:20:24,734 --> 00:20:26,569 DR. HADLEY, DID YOU SAY 462 00:20:26,602 --> 00:20:28,404 THERE WAS A VIDEO GAME IN THE PLAYROOM? 463 00:20:28,438 --> 00:20:31,941 MAYBE YOU CAN TEACH ME HOW TO PLAY ONE OF THEM. 464 00:20:31,974 --> 00:20:33,309 SEE YOU IN RADIOLOGY. 465 00:20:33,343 --> 00:20:35,277 [Velcro tears] 466 00:20:38,047 --> 00:20:39,882 GET OUT OF MY WIFE'S ROOM. 467 00:20:41,884 --> 00:20:43,953 I WAS WORRIED ABOUT HER. 468 00:20:43,986 --> 00:20:45,888 TOM'S RIGHT. YOU SHOULD GO. 469 00:20:45,921 --> 00:20:49,992 SO IT'S FINE IF WE HAVE SEX, 470 00:20:50,025 --> 00:20:51,060 BUT IF I DROP BY TO SEE IF YOU'RE OKAY-- 471 00:20:51,093 --> 00:20:53,363 THIS IS OUR FAMILY. 472 00:20:57,467 --> 00:20:58,968 SORRY. 473 00:21:07,009 --> 00:21:08,944 I SPENT TWO YEARS OF RESIDENCY 474 00:21:08,978 --> 00:21:11,847 WEARING SHIRTS THAT WERE A SIZE TOO SMALL. 475 00:21:11,881 --> 00:21:13,916 HOW HARD IS IT TO ASK ME NOT TO PUT THEM IN THE DRYER? 476 00:21:13,949 --> 00:21:15,985 AND I ONLY DID YOUR LAUNDRY BECAUSE YOU WERE NEVER HOME. 477 00:21:16,018 --> 00:21:17,920 I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO. OF COURSE YOU DIDN'T. 478 00:21:17,953 --> 00:21:20,690 YOU JUST GOT ANNOYED WHENEVER YOU DIDN'T HAVE CLEAN UNDERWEAR. 479 00:21:20,723 --> 00:21:21,757 I NEVER SAID I WAS ANNOYED. 480 00:21:21,791 --> 00:21:23,058 THAT'S THE POINT. 481 00:21:23,092 --> 00:21:24,727 YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. 482 00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:26,796 SO I'M GETTING A LECTURE ON COMMUNICATION 483 00:21:26,829 --> 00:21:28,931 FROM SOMEONE WHO HAD HER LAWYER INFORM ME 484 00:21:28,964 --> 00:21:29,965 OUR MARRIAGE WAS OVER. 485 00:21:33,035 --> 00:21:34,804 ASKING FOR AN OPEN MARRIAGE. 486 00:21:34,837 --> 00:21:36,806 YOU GOT STONES. 487 00:21:36,839 --> 00:21:38,908 CONVERSATION SORT OF GOT AWAY FROM ME. 488 00:21:38,941 --> 00:21:40,543 IT WAS A TRAIN WRECK. 489 00:21:40,576 --> 00:21:42,612 I THINK IT'S GOOD YOU BROUGHT IT UP. 490 00:21:42,645 --> 00:21:44,947 I READ A STUDY THAT FOUND MEN WHO HAVE MULTIPLE COPIES 491 00:21:44,980 --> 00:21:46,482 OF A CERTAIN VASOPRESSIN RECEPTOR 492 00:21:46,516 --> 00:21:48,751 ARE TWICE AS LIKELY TO BE UNFAITHFUL. 493 00:21:48,784 --> 00:21:50,520 MAYBE YOU'RE JUST ONE OF THOSE GUYS. 494 00:21:50,553 --> 00:21:54,056 SO MY CHEATING IS BIOLOGICALLY PREDETERMINED? 495 00:21:54,089 --> 00:21:55,525 FANTASTIC. 496 00:21:55,558 --> 00:21:56,358 MULTIPLY TIMES FIVE. 497 00:21:56,392 --> 00:21:57,560 WE NEED A BETTER LOOK AT THE MEDULLA. 498 00:21:57,593 --> 00:21:58,794 I THOUGHT YOU'D BE RELIEVED. 499 00:21:58,828 --> 00:22:00,029 THIS GETS YOU OFF THE HOOK. 500 00:22:00,062 --> 00:22:01,163 IT'S JUST GENETICS. 501 00:22:01,196 --> 00:22:02,898 I'M 5'6" AND HAVE A RECEDING HAIRLINE. 502 00:22:02,932 --> 00:22:04,500 I HATE GENETICS. 503 00:22:04,534 --> 00:22:06,001 MEDULLA'S CLEAN. 504 00:22:06,035 --> 00:22:07,136 I DON'T SEE YOU WEARING LIFTS OR HAIR PLUGS. 505 00:22:07,169 --> 00:22:08,538 THAT'S BECAUSE BEING SHORT AND BALD 506 00:22:08,571 --> 00:22:09,872 DOESN'T HURT ANYBODY. 507 00:22:09,905 --> 00:22:11,574 THE ONLY THING HURTFUL ABOUT YOUR OTHER 508 00:22:11,607 --> 00:22:14,043 GENETIC PREDISPOSITION IS THAT YOU KEEP DENYING IT. 509 00:22:14,076 --> 00:22:16,612 IT'S NOT GOOD FOR YOU OR RACHEL. 510 00:22:16,646 --> 00:22:18,981 THERE'S NOTHING THERE. IT'S NOT ADRENAL CANCER. 511 00:22:19,014 --> 00:22:21,917 AND MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT ME. 512 00:22:21,951 --> 00:22:23,185 BUT I'M NOT GONNA STOP TRYING. 513 00:22:23,218 --> 00:22:24,687 RACHEL'S WORTH IT. 514 00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:26,556 LOOK UP THERE. 515 00:22:26,589 --> 00:22:27,623 THE LUNG. 516 00:22:27,657 --> 00:22:29,759 WHAT IS THAT? 517 00:22:29,792 --> 00:22:31,461 YOU SERVED ME WITH DIVORCE PAPERS 518 00:22:31,494 --> 00:22:33,729 IN THE MIDDLE OF A MEDICAL CONFERENCE IN NEW ORLEANS. 519 00:22:33,763 --> 00:22:35,631 I THREW A BOTTLE INTO AN ANTIQUE MIRROR. 520 00:22:35,665 --> 00:22:37,032 OH, YOU EXHIBITED AN EMOTION? 521 00:22:37,066 --> 00:22:38,468 I WISH I'D KNOWN YOU WERE CAPABLE. 522 00:22:38,501 --> 00:22:39,602 I LOVED YOU. 523 00:22:39,635 --> 00:22:40,836 I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA BE FOLLOWING YOU 524 00:22:40,870 --> 00:22:41,837 TO BALTIMORE, REMEMBER? 525 00:22:41,871 --> 00:22:43,873 I CALLED ABOUT APARTMENTS. I SET UP INTERVIEWS. 526 00:22:43,906 --> 00:22:46,008 HOW COULD YOU THINK THAT WE STILL HAD A REAL MARRIAGE? 527 00:22:46,041 --> 00:22:47,910 WE HADN'T HAD A CONVERSATION IN MONTHS. 528 00:22:47,943 --> 00:22:50,079 MAYBE BECAUSE I WAS WORKING TWO JOBS TO SUPPORT US. 529 00:22:50,112 --> 00:22:51,481 NO! NO! 530 00:22:51,514 --> 00:22:52,815 IT'S BECAUSE WHEN YOU WERE HOME, 531 00:22:52,848 --> 00:22:53,983 IT WAS LIKE TALKING TO A BLOCK OF ICE. 532 00:22:54,016 --> 00:22:55,485 YOU WERE OBVIOUSLY SO PISSED OFF AT ME. 533 00:22:55,518 --> 00:22:56,986 I WAS KILLING MYSELF SO THAT YOU COULD TAKE 534 00:22:57,019 --> 00:22:58,554 THAT NON-PAYING INTERNSHIP. 535 00:22:58,588 --> 00:22:59,955 THAT YOU SAID THAT I SHOULD TAKE. 536 00:22:59,989 --> 00:23:00,956 I WAS TRYING TO BE SUPPORTIVE! 537 00:23:00,990 --> 00:23:01,991 WHY DO I HAVE TO BE THE BAD GUY? 538 00:23:02,024 --> 00:23:04,794 EXPRESSING YOURSELF DOES NOT MAKE YOU THE BAD GUY. 539 00:23:04,827 --> 00:23:06,829 OKAY, THEN. YOU WERE BEING A SELFISH BITCH. 540 00:23:09,732 --> 00:23:12,468 VQ SCAN CONFIRMED THE SPOT ON JULIA'S LUNG WAS A CLOT. 541 00:23:12,502 --> 00:23:14,970 THINK THERE'S A CHANCE THE HUSBAND'S A PLUSHIE? 542 00:23:15,004 --> 00:23:16,005 IF HE HAS A SECRET, 543 00:23:16,038 --> 00:23:18,774 I HIGHLY DOUBT IT'S MORE RELEVANT THAN THE CLOT. 544 00:23:18,808 --> 00:23:20,976 CLOTTING DISORDER WOULD EXPLAIN EVERYTHING. 545 00:23:21,010 --> 00:23:22,845 QUESTION IS, WHICH ONE? 546 00:23:22,878 --> 00:23:26,015 DO YOU READ ANY OF YOUR DEPARTMENTAL MEMOS? 547 00:23:26,048 --> 00:23:28,017 ONLY THE ONES LABELED, "N-S-F-W." 548 00:23:28,050 --> 00:23:29,952 ACCOUNTING NOTIFIED YOU TWO DAYS AGO 549 00:23:29,985 --> 00:23:31,954 ABOUT YOUR PATIENT'S INSURANCE. 550 00:23:31,987 --> 00:23:33,923 SORRY, THAT'S "N-N-S-F-W." 551 00:23:33,956 --> 00:23:36,492 HERE. HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY. 552 00:23:36,526 --> 00:23:37,960 TRY NOT TO BANKRUPT THEM. 553 00:23:37,993 --> 00:23:39,862 OH, I'M LONG PAST THE NUMBER OF PROCEDURES 554 00:23:39,895 --> 00:23:41,697 THAT'LL BANKRUPT THEM. 555 00:23:41,731 --> 00:23:42,765 JULIA'S GOT INSURANCE. 556 00:23:42,798 --> 00:23:43,733 I SAW THE POLICY NUMBER ON THE FORM. 557 00:23:43,766 --> 00:23:45,535 BUT THE POLICY LAPSED DUE TO NON-PAYMENT. 558 00:23:45,568 --> 00:23:47,703 I ALREADY MADE THREE CALLS ABOUT THIS. 559 00:23:47,737 --> 00:23:50,005 YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN AWARE OF THAT. 560 00:23:55,077 --> 00:23:56,178 NO, THERE'S JUST A MISTAKE. 561 00:23:56,211 --> 00:23:58,981 OF COURSE WE HAVE HEALTH INSURANCE. 562 00:23:59,014 --> 00:24:03,519 WE'RE ACTUALLY A LITTLE BEHIND ON THE PREMIUMS. 563 00:24:06,556 --> 00:24:08,057 THEY SAID THAT WE'LL BE FINE IN-- 564 00:24:08,090 --> 00:24:10,225 WHY THE RETIREMENT ACCOUNT? 565 00:24:11,761 --> 00:24:14,597 WE'LL JUST GIVE YOU A FEW MINUTES TO-- 566 00:24:16,766 --> 00:24:18,000 AND BY "WE," SHE MEANS "SHE." 567 00:24:20,069 --> 00:24:24,039 I LOST ALL OF OUR SAVINGS. 568 00:24:28,043 --> 00:24:30,079 SOUNDS LIKE A SECRET TO ME. 569 00:24:34,116 --> 00:24:35,284 I STARTED HER ON HEPARIN TO PREVENT 570 00:24:35,317 --> 00:24:37,787 FURTHER CLOTS, BUT WE STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. 571 00:24:37,820 --> 00:24:39,722 OF COURSE THE HUSBAND'S SECRET WAS MONEY. 572 00:24:39,755 --> 00:24:41,924 IF IT'S NOT SEX, IT'S ALWAYS MONEY. 573 00:24:41,957 --> 00:24:44,093 UNLESS IT'S SEX FOR MONEY. 574 00:24:44,126 --> 00:24:45,761 HOW DID HE LOSE IT ANYWAY? 575 00:24:45,795 --> 00:24:48,263 IT'S NOT MEDICALLY RELEVANT. YOU'RE NOT GONNA CARE. 576 00:24:48,297 --> 00:24:49,932 WILSON'S BEEN TEACHING ME HOW TO CARE. TRY ME. 577 00:24:49,965 --> 00:24:51,867 HE BUILDS WIND TURBINES 578 00:24:51,901 --> 00:24:52,935 AND LEASES THEM OUT TO LOCAL POWER COMPANIES. 579 00:24:52,968 --> 00:24:54,003 YOU'RE RIGHT. I DON'T CARE. 580 00:24:54,036 --> 00:24:55,938 CLOTTING DISORDER: DIC. 581 00:24:55,971 --> 00:24:59,141 FACTOR FIVE LEIDEN, ANTIPHOSPHOLIPID SYNDROME. 582 00:24:59,174 --> 00:25:00,843 VITAMIN K DEFICIENCY ALSO FITS. 583 00:25:00,876 --> 00:25:03,979 CAUSES THROMBOPHILIA AND IS CONSISTENT WITH ABDOMINAL PAIN. 584 00:25:04,013 --> 00:25:06,616 CONGRATULATIONS, HOUSE. SAM ENDED IT. 585 00:25:06,649 --> 00:25:07,950 WHAT HAPPENED? 586 00:25:07,983 --> 00:25:09,084 GO TEST OUR PATIENT'S BLOOD. 587 00:25:09,118 --> 00:25:11,754 BUT IT CAN WAIT FIVE MINUTES. 588 00:25:11,787 --> 00:25:14,089 FOR EVERYTHING WE DISCUSSED. 589 00:25:19,662 --> 00:25:20,763 I'M SORRY. 590 00:25:20,796 --> 00:25:24,366 WELL, AT LEAST YOU'RE ACTUALLY TAKING RESPONSIBILITY 591 00:25:24,399 --> 00:25:26,035 FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE. 592 00:25:26,068 --> 00:25:28,804 SORRY THAT SHE LEFT. IT'S NOT MY FAULT. 593 00:25:28,838 --> 00:25:29,905 I DIDN'T EVEN WANT 594 00:25:29,939 --> 00:25:31,006 TO GET INVOLVED. 595 00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:32,775 YOU DRAGGED IT OUT OF ME. 596 00:25:32,808 --> 00:25:35,077 WHAT ABOUT THE DISHWASHER AND THE BANANA 597 00:25:36,679 --> 00:25:39,214 SHE LEFT BECAUSE OF THE BANANA. 598 00:25:39,248 --> 00:25:41,717 I JUST WANTED YOU TO STAND UP FOR YOURSELF. 599 00:25:41,751 --> 00:25:43,285 TELL HER WHAT YOU WANT. 600 00:25:43,318 --> 00:25:45,888 IF DOING THAT CAUSES HER TO WALK OUT 601 00:25:45,921 --> 00:25:47,022 FOR THE SECOND TIME, WELL, YOUR RELATIONSHIP 602 00:25:47,056 --> 00:25:48,758 WASN'T GONNA LAST ANYWAY. 603 00:25:48,791 --> 00:25:50,660 OR YOU COULD HAVE STAYED OUT OF IT. 604 00:25:50,693 --> 00:25:51,994 I COULD HAVE KEPT MY MOUTH SHUT, 605 00:25:52,027 --> 00:25:53,929 BEEN ANNOYED SOMETIMES, BUT I'D BE HAPPY, 606 00:25:53,963 --> 00:25:56,131 BECAUSE I'D STILL BE WITH HER. 607 00:25:56,165 --> 00:25:59,001 NOW ALL I HAVE IS COLD MILK. 608 00:25:59,034 --> 00:26:00,936 AS LONG AS YOU'RE FREE, 609 00:26:00,970 --> 00:26:04,206 YOU WANT TO GRAB SOME DINNER? 610 00:26:07,309 --> 00:26:09,311 DID TOM GO HOME FOR THE NIGHT? 611 00:26:09,344 --> 00:26:11,380 FOR STARTERS. 612 00:26:11,413 --> 00:26:14,917 I TOLD HIM TO LEAVE. I DON'T WANT HIM HERE. 613 00:26:14,950 --> 00:26:18,153 MONEY IS A COMPLICATED SUBJECT. 614 00:26:18,187 --> 00:26:20,055 YEAH, IT'S NOT THE MONEY. 615 00:26:20,089 --> 00:26:23,025 I MEAN, THE-- THE MONEY'S BAD, BUT... 616 00:26:23,058 --> 00:26:26,662 [sighs] 617 00:26:26,696 --> 00:26:28,130 WHEN WE FIRST OPENED OUR MARRIAGE, 618 00:26:28,163 --> 00:26:31,901 I GOT INVOLVED WITH A GUY WHO LIED ABOUT BEING SINGLE. 619 00:26:31,934 --> 00:26:34,436 THEN ONE DAY, HIS WIFE CALLS ME. 620 00:26:34,469 --> 00:26:39,241 SHE'S CRYING AND SCREAMING AND TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL. 621 00:26:39,274 --> 00:26:43,212 AND I FELT... 622 00:26:43,245 --> 00:26:45,247 SUPERIOR. 623 00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:47,983 I THOUGHT I DON'T EVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FEELING THIS WAY 624 00:26:48,017 --> 00:26:51,220 BECAUSE TOM AND I ARE HONEST WITH EACH OTHER. 625 00:26:55,390 --> 00:26:57,359 WELL, HERE I AM. 626 00:27:03,398 --> 00:27:05,200 HI. 627 00:27:08,070 --> 00:27:09,939 SORRY I DIDN'T MAKE IT HOME LAST NIGHT. 628 00:27:09,972 --> 00:27:12,074 I NEEDED TO RUN SOME TESTS. 629 00:27:12,107 --> 00:27:15,177 YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORST PART WAS? 630 00:27:17,212 --> 00:27:20,282 WHEN YOU HAD YOUR AFFAIR... 631 00:27:20,315 --> 00:27:22,451 WASN'T THE SEX. 632 00:27:22,484 --> 00:27:25,955 IT WAS THE LIES. 633 00:27:25,988 --> 00:27:28,924 REALIZING THAT THE NARRATIVE OF MY LIFE 634 00:27:28,958 --> 00:27:31,360 WAS TOTALLY WRONG. 635 00:27:31,393 --> 00:27:33,228 YOU WEREN'T STUCK IN SURGERY. 636 00:27:33,262 --> 00:27:36,165 YOU WEREN'T OUT OF TOWN. 637 00:27:36,198 --> 00:27:39,969 I DON'T WANT TO GO THROUGH THAT AGAIN. 638 00:27:40,002 --> 00:27:42,037 I TOLD YOU NOTHING'S-- 639 00:27:42,071 --> 00:27:45,474 THURSDAY NIGHTS. 640 00:27:45,507 --> 00:27:48,978 YOU HAVE TO BE HOME BY MIDNIGHT. 641 00:27:49,011 --> 00:27:50,279 YOU DON'T BRING HER HERE. 642 00:27:50,312 --> 00:27:53,816 YOU DON'T TALK TO HER ABOUT ME 643 00:27:53,849 --> 00:27:57,352 AND I DON'T WANT TO MEET HER EVER IN ANY CONTEXT. 644 00:28:03,525 --> 00:28:07,329 ARE YOU GIVING ME PERMISSION TO SLEEP WITH OTHER WOMEN? 645 00:28:07,362 --> 00:28:09,464 IT'S WHAT YOU WANT, ISN'T IT? 646 00:28:09,498 --> 00:28:12,835 I WANT YOU. 647 00:28:12,868 --> 00:28:15,971 YOU WANT MORE THAN ME. 648 00:28:16,005 --> 00:28:18,874 YOU WANT THAT THRILL. 649 00:28:21,811 --> 00:28:23,879 BUT I LOVE YOU. 650 00:28:23,913 --> 00:28:26,882 AND I REALLY BELIEVE THAT YOU LOVE ME... 651 00:28:26,916 --> 00:28:28,818 AND WE HAVE A GOOD LIFE TOGETHER. 652 00:28:28,851 --> 00:28:30,519 AND AT THIS POINT, 653 00:28:30,552 --> 00:28:34,824 EITHER I WALK AWAY OR I TRY TO ACCEPT 654 00:28:34,857 --> 00:28:37,059 WHO YOU REALLY ARE. 655 00:28:37,092 --> 00:28:40,963 TOMORROW'S THURSDAY. 656 00:28:40,996 --> 00:28:43,532 YES, IT IS. 657 00:28:48,904 --> 00:28:51,173 (Thirteen) ALL OUR TESTS CAME BACK NEGATIVE. 658 00:28:51,206 --> 00:28:53,175 IT'S NOT A CLOTTING DISORDER. 659 00:28:53,208 --> 00:28:56,045 WHICH MEANS WE NEED TO COME UP WITH A BETTER IDEA. 660 00:28:56,078 --> 00:29:00,850 SO WHAT CAUSES PROBLEMS IN THE STOMACH, HEART, NERVES? 661 00:29:00,883 --> 00:29:03,218 OH, MY GOD. 662 00:29:05,420 --> 00:29:07,890 YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS? 663 00:29:07,923 --> 00:29:09,925 [sniffing] 664 00:29:12,461 --> 00:29:16,031 TAUB'S WIFE GAVE THE GREEN LIGHT FOR AN OPEN MARRIAGE. 665 00:29:17,532 --> 00:29:19,434 BUT NOT THE STINK OF SHAME. 666 00:29:21,536 --> 00:29:23,973 I AM GOING OUT WITH MAYA TONIGHT 667 00:29:24,006 --> 00:29:27,109 WITH RACHEL'S BLESSING. 668 00:29:28,143 --> 00:29:30,079 MAZEL TOV? 669 00:29:30,112 --> 00:29:33,115 MAYBE THE PROBLEM ISN'T HER BLOOD. 670 00:29:33,148 --> 00:29:34,549 MAYBE IT'S THE VESSELS CARRYING THE BLOOD. 671 00:29:34,583 --> 00:29:37,286 NO SIGN OF SCHISTOCYTES OR HEMOLYSIS. 672 00:29:37,319 --> 00:29:39,388 SO YOU'RE ACTUALLY GOING TO SLEEP WITH ANOTHER WOMAN 673 00:29:39,421 --> 00:29:41,090 THEN GO HOME TO YOUR WIFE? 674 00:29:41,123 --> 00:29:42,124 THANK GOD SOMEONE'S 675 00:29:42,157 --> 00:29:44,093 KEEPING US FOCUSED ON WHAT'S REALLY IMPORTANT. 676 00:29:44,126 --> 00:29:46,395 TAUB WAS GONNA DO ALL OF THAT ANYWAY. 677 00:29:46,428 --> 00:29:48,197 PULMONARY ARTERIAL HYPERTENSION. 678 00:29:48,230 --> 00:29:51,000 IMAGING SHOWED NORMAL DIAMETER IN HER PULMONARY ARTERY. 679 00:29:54,136 --> 00:29:56,605 TAUB'S WIFE IS NOW TOTALLY ON THE MARKET. 680 00:29:56,638 --> 00:29:58,440 MIND HITTING ME WITH HER DIGITS? 681 00:29:58,473 --> 00:30:02,044 [pagers beep] 682 00:30:02,077 --> 00:30:05,347 SHE WOULD LOVE THAT, BUT DUTY CALLS. 683 00:30:08,250 --> 00:30:10,886 [screaming in pain] 684 00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:12,354 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 685 00:30:12,387 --> 00:30:13,655 MY STOMACH. 686 00:30:13,688 --> 00:30:14,957 SAME PAIN AS BEFORE? 687 00:30:14,990 --> 00:30:16,258 YEAH, BUT WORSE. 688 00:30:16,291 --> 00:30:18,027 GET THE PORTABLE ULTRASOUND IN HERE. 689 00:30:18,060 --> 00:30:19,561 WE NEED TO GET A LOOK AT HER BELLY. 690 00:30:19,594 --> 00:30:21,931 HELP ME! 691 00:30:27,102 --> 00:30:29,171 (House) PAIN, PAIN WENT AWAY, 692 00:30:29,204 --> 00:30:31,140 CAME BACK ANOTHER DAY. 693 00:30:31,173 --> 00:30:33,976 QUESTION IS, WHAT BROUGHT IT BACK? 694 00:30:34,009 --> 00:30:36,145 PHYSICAL EXAM WAS UNREVEALING. ULTRASOUND WAS CLEAN. 695 00:30:36,178 --> 00:30:37,146 SO AFTERWARDS, ARE YOU GONNA SHOWER 696 00:30:37,179 --> 00:30:38,647 AT YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S OR AT HOME? 697 00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:40,449 PATIENT. ABDOMINAL PAIN. 698 00:30:40,482 --> 00:30:41,616 YEAH, HE'S RIGHT. 699 00:30:41,650 --> 00:30:43,485 LET'S GET THIS WRAPPED UP BEFORE 6:00. 700 00:30:43,518 --> 00:30:47,156 TAUB TURNS BACK INTO A FAITHFUL PUMPKIN AT MIDNIGHT. 701 00:30:47,189 --> 00:30:49,424 PATIENT WAS OUT WITH HER BOY TOY BEFORE SHE CAME IN. 702 00:30:49,458 --> 00:30:51,326 MAYBE THE PAIN WAS TRIGGERED BY SEXUAL EXCITEMENT. 703 00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:53,963 BECAUSE LYING ALONE IN A HOSPITAL BED 704 00:30:53,996 --> 00:30:55,664 CONTEMPLATING BANKRUPTCY-- HOT. 705 00:30:55,697 --> 00:30:58,300 MY POINT WAS THAT AROUSAL IS A FUNCTION 706 00:30:58,333 --> 00:31:00,235 OF THE PARASYMPATHETIC NERVOUS SYSTEM. 707 00:31:00,269 --> 00:31:01,603 IF THAT'S WHERE THE PROBLEM IS, 708 00:31:01,636 --> 00:31:03,438 THE PAIN COULD BE TRIGGERED BY CRYING, WHICH SEEMS-- 709 00:31:03,472 --> 00:31:05,274 PNS. ALSO CONTROLS DIGESTION, 710 00:31:05,307 --> 00:31:06,942 WHICH SHE'S BEEN DOING WITHOUT SCREAMING HER HEAD OFF 711 00:31:06,976 --> 00:31:08,443 SINCE SHE'S BEEN HERE. 712 00:31:08,477 --> 00:31:10,445 WHAT IF WHAT MATTERS ISN'T WHEN THE PAIN STARTED, 713 00:31:10,479 --> 00:31:12,147 BUT WHEN IT STOPPED? IT WAS DURING AN X-RAY. 714 00:31:12,181 --> 00:31:14,549 YOU THINK THAT CURED HER? 715 00:31:14,583 --> 00:31:16,618 NO, BUT HOUSE PREPPED HER FOR THE X-RAY WITH A BARIUM ENEMA. 716 00:31:16,651 --> 00:31:20,089 WELL, THAT WOULDN'T TREAT ANYTHING EXCEPT-- 717 00:31:20,122 --> 00:31:22,424 GO. 718 00:31:22,457 --> 00:31:24,093 YOU'RE IN PAIN BECAUSE PART OF YOUR INTESTINE 719 00:31:24,126 --> 00:31:25,327 FOLDED IN ON ITSELF. 720 00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:26,495 IT'S CALLED AN INTUSSUSCEPTION. 721 00:31:26,528 --> 00:31:27,696 IT'S CUTTING OFF BLOOD FLOW. 722 00:31:27,729 --> 00:31:30,132 WE NEED TO FIX IT BEFORE YOUR BOWEL GETS NECROTIC AND DIES. 723 00:31:30,165 --> 00:31:31,533 ONCE YOU DO THAT, WILL I GET BETTER? 724 00:31:31,566 --> 00:31:32,667 WHEN THIS HAPPENS IN ADULTS, 725 00:31:32,701 --> 00:31:34,403 IT'S USUALLY A SIGN OF ABDOMINAL CANCER. 726 00:31:34,436 --> 00:31:35,537 WE'LL FIX THE OVERLAP, 727 00:31:35,570 --> 00:31:37,339 AND THEN SEARCH YOUR INTESTINE FOR TUMORS. 728 00:31:37,372 --> 00:31:40,075 [machine whirring] 729 00:31:43,445 --> 00:31:45,114 FOAM? 730 00:31:45,147 --> 00:31:46,515 [sighs] 731 00:31:46,548 --> 00:31:50,085 I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS. 732 00:31:50,119 --> 00:31:51,987 A FRIEND CAN'T SPONTANEOUSLY BUY 733 00:31:52,021 --> 00:31:53,222 AN OVERPRICED ITALIAN ESPRESSO MACHINE 734 00:31:53,255 --> 00:31:56,125 FOR ANOTHER FRIEND? 735 00:31:56,158 --> 00:31:57,592 WHAT DID YOU DO? 736 00:31:57,626 --> 00:31:59,628 NOTHING. THAT'S THE BEAUTY. 737 00:31:59,661 --> 00:32:02,064 I GENUINELY TRIED TO HELP WILSON. 738 00:32:02,097 --> 00:32:03,698 I TOLD HIM TO STAND UP FOR HIMSELF, 739 00:32:03,732 --> 00:32:05,500 WHICH YOU KNOW IS LEGITIMATE ADVICE. 740 00:32:05,534 --> 00:32:07,036 AND HIS RELATIONSHIP BLEW UP. 741 00:32:07,069 --> 00:32:08,670 IS HE OKAY? 742 00:32:08,703 --> 00:32:09,471 AH, HE'LL BE FINE. 743 00:32:09,504 --> 00:32:11,206 POINT IS, I REALIZED SOMETHING. 744 00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:14,076 I DO NICE THINGS, NICE THINGS HAPPEN TO ME. 745 00:32:14,109 --> 00:32:15,410 KARMA WORKS. 746 00:32:15,444 --> 00:32:17,779 SO YOU'RE PAYING IT FORWARD? 747 00:32:17,812 --> 00:32:21,450 IF THIS SHOULD SOMEHOW LEAD TO LUCAS DYING 748 00:32:21,483 --> 00:32:24,219 OR ORAL SEX, 749 00:32:24,253 --> 00:32:26,155 SO BE IT. 750 00:32:26,188 --> 00:32:27,356 NAMASTE. 751 00:32:35,664 --> 00:32:38,100 THINK I SHOULD WEAR A TIE TONIGHT? 752 00:32:38,133 --> 00:32:39,334 THIS ISN'T WEIRD AT ALL. 753 00:32:39,368 --> 00:32:43,805 I MEAN, WHERE'S RACHEL EATING TONIGHT? 754 00:32:43,838 --> 00:32:46,041 HOME. 755 00:32:46,075 --> 00:32:47,676 WHAT IF SHE'S GOING OUT TOO? 756 00:32:50,279 --> 00:32:52,347 SHE IS ALLOWED TO, RIGHT? 757 00:32:52,381 --> 00:32:54,749 OF COURSE. IT'S ONLY FAIR. 758 00:32:54,783 --> 00:32:56,151 BUT I DON'T THINK SHE WILL. 759 00:32:56,185 --> 00:32:58,187 YOUR WIFE ONLY EATS DINNER AT HOME? 760 00:33:01,323 --> 00:33:03,258 IF SHE DID GO OUT, 761 00:33:03,292 --> 00:33:05,127 THAT WOULD BE TOUGH, 762 00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:07,096 BUT I THINK I CAN HANDLE IT. 763 00:33:07,129 --> 00:33:08,797 DON'T DO IT UNLESS YOU'RE SURE. 764 00:33:08,830 --> 00:33:11,366 I KNOW I'D RATHER BE JEALOUS THAN A LIAR. 765 00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:13,502 GOT SOMETHING HERE. 766 00:33:13,535 --> 00:33:15,570 KELLY CLAMP AND SCALPEL. 767 00:33:15,604 --> 00:33:17,839 (Chase) BIOPSY SHOWED NON-SPECIFIC INFLAMMATION, 768 00:33:17,872 --> 00:33:19,374 WHICH SUGGESTS IBD, 769 00:33:19,408 --> 00:33:21,510 ONLY IT DOESN'T EXPLAIN THE CARDIAC PROBLEMS. 770 00:33:21,543 --> 00:33:23,512 OR HER DECLINING KIDNEY FUNCTION. 771 00:33:23,545 --> 00:33:25,747 WE RAN PANELS DURING SURGERY. 772 00:33:25,780 --> 00:33:29,784 ACTUALLY, IBD DOES MAKE SENSE, 773 00:33:29,818 --> 00:33:32,454 'CAUSE IT COULD TRIGGER ANKYLOSING SPONDYLITIS, 774 00:33:32,487 --> 00:33:34,623 WHICH WOULD EXPLAIN THE HEART AND THE KIDNEYS. 775 00:33:34,656 --> 00:33:38,160 START HER ON SULFASALAZINE AND TNF-INHIBITORS. 776 00:33:38,193 --> 00:33:39,561 OH, AND TAUB, 777 00:33:39,594 --> 00:33:42,431 I'M NOT GONNA SEE YOU BEFORE YOU HEAD OFF FOR GOMORRAH. 778 00:33:42,464 --> 00:33:44,433 JUST REMEMBER, IF YOU GET DISORIENTED... 779 00:33:44,466 --> 00:33:45,567 [cell phone rings] 780 00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:48,570 BREATHE THROUGH YOUR NOSE AND LOOK FOR THE HORIZON. 781 00:33:48,603 --> 00:33:50,605 [cell phone rings] 782 00:34:03,818 --> 00:34:05,854 I CAN'T. 783 00:34:05,887 --> 00:34:09,224 I REALLY THOUGHT I COULD DO THIS. 784 00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:14,596 LOGICALLY, IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE. 785 00:34:14,629 --> 00:34:17,699 BUT... 786 00:34:17,732 --> 00:34:20,335 ALL AFTERNOON, 787 00:34:20,369 --> 00:34:24,773 ALL I KEPT THINKING ABOUT WAS THE TWO OF YOU, 788 00:34:24,806 --> 00:34:26,808 TOGETHER, 789 00:34:26,841 --> 00:34:28,577 AND YOU TOUCHING HER. 790 00:34:28,610 --> 00:34:31,746 NOTHING'S HAPPENED. 791 00:34:31,780 --> 00:34:33,315 IT'S OKAY. 792 00:34:33,348 --> 00:34:35,284 I'M SORRY. 793 00:34:35,317 --> 00:34:37,352 'CAUSE I REALLY WANTED IT-- 794 00:34:37,386 --> 00:34:38,920 NO. 795 00:34:38,953 --> 00:34:40,855 I'VE BEEN AN IDIOT, 796 00:34:40,889 --> 00:34:42,457 AND I DON'T NEED ANYTHING ELSE. 797 00:34:42,491 --> 00:34:44,493 I JUST NEED YOU. 798 00:34:44,526 --> 00:34:46,828 YOU MEAN THAT? 799 00:34:46,861 --> 00:34:49,398 I DO. 800 00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:54,236 [sobs] 801 00:34:54,269 --> 00:34:55,937 I LOVE YOU, RACHEL. 802 00:34:55,970 --> 00:34:56,805 I LOVE YOU TOO. 803 00:34:56,838 --> 00:34:58,940 LET'S GO HOME. 804 00:34:58,973 --> 00:35:00,342 IS THAT OKAY? 805 00:35:00,375 --> 00:35:03,578 THERE ARE OTHER DOCTORS. 806 00:35:13,222 --> 00:35:14,656 (Foreman) THE TREATMENT'S NOT WORKING. 807 00:35:14,689 --> 00:35:15,924 HER LEFT KIDNEY FAILED LAST NIGHT. 808 00:35:15,957 --> 00:35:17,259 THE OTHER ONE'S RIGHT BEHIND IT. 809 00:35:17,292 --> 00:35:19,661 IT'S NOT ANKYLOSING SPONDYLITIS. 810 00:35:19,694 --> 00:35:22,197 KIDNEY BIOPSY SHOWED SHE HAD IGA NEPHROPATHY, 811 00:35:22,231 --> 00:35:23,565 WHICH COULD BE CAUSED BY 812 00:35:23,598 --> 00:35:25,834 OR ASSOCIATED WITH ANY OF THESE CONDITIONS. 813 00:35:25,867 --> 00:35:28,337 WE'VE GONE FROM TOO FEW IDEAS TO TOO MANY, 814 00:35:28,370 --> 00:35:30,905 AND OUR PATIENT'S RUNNING OUT OF TIME. 815 00:35:30,939 --> 00:35:33,875 WHY THE LACK OF AFTERGLOW? 816 00:35:33,908 --> 00:35:36,211 PHYSIO GIRL NOT AS FREAKY AS YOU'D HOPED? 817 00:35:36,245 --> 00:35:38,380 I WENT HOME WITH MY WIFE. 818 00:35:38,413 --> 00:35:40,849 [sighs] AFTER ALL THAT, 819 00:35:40,882 --> 00:35:42,251 YOU CHICKENED OUT. 820 00:35:42,284 --> 00:35:45,987 I CAN'T HURT RACHEL LIKE THAT. 821 00:35:46,020 --> 00:35:48,690 SICKLE CELL ANEMIA WOULD HAVE SHOWN ON BLOOD TESTS. 822 00:35:53,695 --> 00:35:55,397 SERIOUSLY? 823 00:35:55,430 --> 00:35:56,731 OUR PATIENT'S DYING, 824 00:35:56,765 --> 00:35:59,568 AND WE CAN'T MOVE PAST MY SEX LIFE? 825 00:35:59,601 --> 00:36:00,969 SERIOUSLY, YOU'D THINK IT'D KILL HER 826 00:36:01,002 --> 00:36:02,837 IF WE SPEND 15 SECONDS MOCKING YOU? 827 00:36:02,871 --> 00:36:04,906 TIME'S UP. 828 00:36:04,939 --> 00:36:06,641 (Foreman) NORMAL LIVER ENZYMES 829 00:36:06,675 --> 00:36:08,910 RULES OUT HEP B AND CIRRHOSIS. 830 00:36:08,943 --> 00:36:11,280 ALPORT AND ANTI-GBM ANTIBODY 831 00:36:11,313 --> 00:36:12,447 ARE BOTH UNTREATABLE, 832 00:36:12,481 --> 00:36:13,882 SO IF SHE HAS THEM WE CAN'T HELP HER. 833 00:36:13,915 --> 00:36:16,351 AND IT CAN'T BE HENOCH-SCHONLEIN PURPURA. 834 00:36:16,385 --> 00:36:17,919 NO INCITING RESPIRATORY INFECTION 835 00:36:17,952 --> 00:36:19,854 AND NO RASH. 836 00:36:19,888 --> 00:36:20,922 I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S NOT. 837 00:36:20,955 --> 00:36:22,391 I WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT COULD BE. 838 00:36:22,424 --> 00:36:25,560 WELL, EVERYTHING LEFT ON THE LIST. 839 00:36:25,594 --> 00:36:27,596 THE LIST WAS NOT CREATED EQUAL. 840 00:36:27,629 --> 00:36:28,897 NEITHER WAS MAN, BY THE WAY. 841 00:36:28,930 --> 00:36:30,765 (Taub) HEMOCHROMATOSIS IS A POSSIBILITY. 842 00:36:30,799 --> 00:36:31,866 EXCESS IRON BUILDS UP, 843 00:36:31,900 --> 00:36:33,768 CAUSES PROBLEMS THROUGHOUT THE BODY. 844 00:36:33,802 --> 00:36:36,938 WEIL'S SYNDROME ALSO AFFECTS MULTIPLE ORGAN SYSTEMS, 845 00:36:36,971 --> 00:36:38,607 AND IT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN TREATED 846 00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:40,041 BY THE ANTIBIOTIC THE ER. GAVE HER. 847 00:36:40,074 --> 00:36:41,876 SARCOIDOSIS MAKES SENSE TOO. 848 00:36:41,910 --> 00:36:43,845 GOOD. 849 00:36:43,878 --> 00:36:45,914 TREAT FOR THOSE THREE. 850 00:36:50,319 --> 00:36:54,423 I THINK YOU SHOULD CALL TOM. 851 00:36:54,456 --> 00:36:55,857 AM I GONNA DIE? 852 00:36:57,459 --> 00:36:59,594 I DON'T KNOW. 853 00:36:59,628 --> 00:37:01,896 IF HE WALKED IN HERE RIGHT NOW, 854 00:37:01,930 --> 00:37:04,766 I'D LOOK IN HIS FACE AND ALL I WOULD THINK IS "LIAR." 855 00:37:04,799 --> 00:37:06,768 DON'T YOU THINK THAT'S KIND OF UNFAIR? 856 00:37:06,801 --> 00:37:08,870 YOU SAY HONESTY'S ALL-IMPORTANT, 857 00:37:12,874 --> 00:37:14,609 TOM LIED TO PROTECT YOU. 858 00:37:14,643 --> 00:37:17,011 HE WAS COVERING HIS ASS. 859 00:37:17,045 --> 00:37:19,481 I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE MONEY. 860 00:37:22,517 --> 00:37:23,985 TOM HASN'T SLEPT WITH ANYONE ELSE 861 00:37:26,054 --> 00:37:28,957 HE TOLD YOU THAT? 862 00:37:30,959 --> 00:37:34,663 SO MY ENTIRE MARRIAGE IS A SHAM? 863 00:37:34,696 --> 00:37:36,498 NO. 864 00:37:36,531 --> 00:37:39,601 YOUR HUSBAND, WHO ONLY WANTS YOU, 865 00:37:39,634 --> 00:37:43,338 LIED SO THAT YOU COULD BE HAPPY. 866 00:37:43,372 --> 00:37:45,340 THAT SEEMS PRETTY REAL TO ME. 867 00:37:49,478 --> 00:37:50,945 [knocking on door] YEAH? 868 00:37:54,449 --> 00:37:55,584 HEY. 869 00:37:55,617 --> 00:37:56,785 HEY. 870 00:38:05,159 --> 00:38:06,928 LISTEN, I'M SORRY. 871 00:38:06,961 --> 00:38:09,464 ME TOO. I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID-- 872 00:38:09,498 --> 00:38:12,000 NO, YOU WERE RIGHT. 873 00:38:12,033 --> 00:38:14,836 I WAS SELFISH BACK THEN. 874 00:38:14,869 --> 00:38:18,707 I'M TRYING TO CHANGE. 875 00:38:18,740 --> 00:38:20,542 AND I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S HOUSE OR WHAT, 876 00:38:20,575 --> 00:38:23,912 BUT...YOU'RE DIFFERENT TOO. 877 00:38:23,945 --> 00:38:26,915 I'M TRYING. 878 00:38:29,183 --> 00:38:33,755 I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT I WAS KEEPING THE PEACE, 879 00:38:33,788 --> 00:38:36,591 BUT I WAS JUST RESENTING YOU 880 00:38:36,625 --> 00:38:38,960 AND GIVING YOU A REASON TO LEAVE. 881 00:38:43,932 --> 00:38:48,603 I WISH WE HAD THIS FIGHT TEN YEARS AGO. 882 00:38:52,941 --> 00:38:56,811 IS IT OKAY IF WE DON'T GIVE HOUSE THE CREDIT? 883 00:38:56,845 --> 00:38:59,514 OH, I RECOMMEND IT. 884 00:38:59,548 --> 00:39:01,550 [chuckles] 885 00:39:06,054 --> 00:39:08,657 (Thirteen) "O" FOR THREE. 886 00:39:08,690 --> 00:39:09,958 HER KIDNEY FUNCTION IS STILL DECLINING. 887 00:39:09,991 --> 00:39:11,793 WE'RE GONNA NEED TO START DIALYSIS. 888 00:39:11,826 --> 00:39:14,596 (House) GLAD THE HUSBAND'S BACK. 889 00:39:14,629 --> 00:39:16,130 AFTER MISSING SO MANY LITTLE DEATHS, 890 00:39:16,164 --> 00:39:17,799 HE SHOULD BE HERE FOR THE BIG ONE. 891 00:39:17,832 --> 00:39:19,834 TOP SIX, ANYONE? 892 00:39:19,868 --> 00:39:21,970 POLYARTERITIS NODOSA? 893 00:39:22,003 --> 00:39:26,140 WE'D HAVE SEEN SOME IMPROVEMENT ON PREDNISONE. 894 00:39:26,174 --> 00:39:28,009 GUY'S WIFE'S DYING, 895 00:39:28,042 --> 00:39:30,011 AND HE STOPS TO BUY FLOWERS. 896 00:39:30,044 --> 00:39:31,446 THEY'RE FROM HIS GARDEN. 897 00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:32,847 MERCURY POISONING FITS. 898 00:39:32,881 --> 00:39:35,917 THOSE ARE LILACS. 899 00:39:37,986 --> 00:39:39,454 MY MOM USED TO GROW LILACS. 900 00:39:39,488 --> 00:39:42,524 MY DAD MADE HER GET RID OF THEM, 901 00:39:42,557 --> 00:39:44,659 'CAUSE THERE WERE TOO MANY BEES. 902 00:39:44,693 --> 00:39:47,128 WE RULED OUT HSP 903 00:39:47,161 --> 00:39:49,230 'CAUSE THERE WAS NO INCITING RESPIRATORY INFECTION. 904 00:39:49,263 --> 00:39:52,100 BUT IN RARE CASES, IT CAN ALSO BE TRIGGERED BY A BEE STING. 905 00:39:52,133 --> 00:39:55,670 WE ALSO RULED IT OUT BECAUSE THERE'S NO RASH. 906 00:39:55,704 --> 00:39:57,606 MAYBE WE JUST DIDN'T SEE IT. 907 00:40:03,144 --> 00:40:06,047 HAVE YOU BEEN STUNG BY A BEE RECENTLY? 908 00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:08,883 UH, ABOUT A MONTH AGO. 909 00:40:10,852 --> 00:40:11,886 WHAT'S GOING ON? 910 00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:15,924 I THINK YOUR WIFE HAS HENOCH-SCHONLEIN PURPURA. 911 00:40:18,660 --> 00:40:21,830 LESIONS AND INFLAMMATIONS THROUGHOUT THE BODY. 912 00:40:21,863 --> 00:40:24,032 IT'S PRETTY AWFUL, 913 00:40:24,065 --> 00:40:25,900 WHICH EXPLAINS WHY IT WAS NAMED AFTER A GERMAN. 914 00:40:25,934 --> 00:40:28,002 ACTUALLY TWO GERMANS. 915 00:40:31,039 --> 00:40:34,142 SOMETIMES IN THE KIDNEYS, BUT ALWAYS ON THE SKIN. 916 00:40:34,175 --> 00:40:36,010 MEANS YOU'D HAVE A RASH SOMEWHERE. 917 00:40:36,044 --> 00:40:37,746 I DON'T. 918 00:40:40,915 --> 00:40:44,018 OKAY, I'M GONNA HAVE TO CHECK YOUR HOLES. 919 00:40:44,052 --> 00:40:45,754 I'LL START WITH THE MOUTH. IF THERE'S NOTHING THERE, 920 00:40:45,787 --> 00:40:47,856 THEN THINGS MIGHT HAVE TO GET KINKY. 921 00:40:47,889 --> 00:40:48,890 SAY AAH. 922 00:40:48,923 --> 00:40:51,726 AAH. 923 00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:53,795 [sighs] I WAS KINDA HOPING FOR KINKY. 924 00:40:53,828 --> 00:40:55,597 IS THAT GOOD OR BAD? 925 00:40:55,630 --> 00:40:57,031 WE'LL TREAT HER 926 00:40:57,065 --> 00:40:59,167 WITH HIGH-DOSE IVIG AND CYCLOPHOSPHAMIDE. 927 00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:02,003 YOU SHOULD BE FINE. 928 00:41:02,036 --> 00:41:04,238 I'M GONNA BE OKAY. 929 00:41:06,908 --> 00:41:10,044 I LOVE YOU. 930 00:41:10,078 --> 00:41:11,212 THAT IS ADORABLE. 931 00:41:11,245 --> 00:41:14,583 OTHER THAN YOU STILL WANTING TO HAVE SEX WITH OTHER DUDES, 932 00:41:14,616 --> 00:41:16,751 AND HIM BANKRUPTING YOUR FAMILY, 933 00:41:16,785 --> 00:41:18,953 I THINK YOU KIDS ARE PRETTY MUCH HOME FREE. 934 00:41:25,293 --> 00:41:27,261 MM-HMM? 935 00:41:27,295 --> 00:41:30,131 AND... 936 00:41:30,164 --> 00:41:31,332 YOU TWO MADE UP? 937 00:41:31,365 --> 00:41:33,167 NO. 938 00:41:33,201 --> 00:41:35,336 YOU CAN THANK ME LATER. 939 00:41:35,369 --> 00:41:38,039 I'M ALL-IN. 940 00:41:38,072 --> 00:41:41,910 ALL RIGHT. 941 00:41:41,943 --> 00:41:44,846 FOLD. 942 00:41:44,879 --> 00:41:47,849 [Jude's The Way That You Want Me] 943 00:41:47,882 --> 00:41:56,691 * 944 00:41:56,725 --> 00:41:58,326 * MET YOU YESTERDAY 945 00:41:58,359 --> 00:42:02,931 * OUT IN THE PLACE WHERE 946 00:42:02,964 --> 00:42:07,201 * HERE IN THE CORNER OF YOUR EYE * 947 00:42:07,235 --> 00:42:08,737 [laughs] 948 00:42:08,770 --> 00:42:10,905 * NOW YOU HOLD A HEART 949 00:42:10,939 --> 00:42:15,243 * THAT WAS NOT MINE TO GIVE 950 00:42:15,276 --> 00:42:19,147 * FOR I CANNOT FEEL ALIVE 951 00:42:19,180 --> 00:42:22,784 * 952 00:42:22,817 --> 00:42:25,053 * THE WAY THAT YOU ARE 953 00:42:25,086 --> 00:42:27,889 * THE WAY THAT YOU WANT ME * 954 00:42:27,922 --> 00:42:28,957 YOU NEED A HAND? 955 00:42:28,990 --> 00:42:31,092 * THE WAY THAT I AM 956 00:42:31,125 --> 00:42:32,093 THANKS. 957 00:42:32,126 --> 00:42:34,328 * WHEN I'M WITH YOU 958 00:42:34,362 --> 00:42:37,265 * THE WAY THAT I FEEL 959 00:42:37,298 --> 00:42:40,935 SORRY ABOUT CANCELING THE OTHER NIGHT. 960 00:42:40,969 --> 00:42:43,938 ME TOO. 961 00:42:43,972 --> 00:42:45,907 * THE WAY THAT I AM 962 00:42:45,940 --> 00:42:50,278 * WITH YOU 963 00:42:50,311 --> 00:42:52,647 * THE WAY THAT I FEEL 964 00:42:52,681 --> 00:42:55,950 * 965 00:42:55,984 --> 00:42:58,953 * THE WAY THAT YOU WANT ME 966 00:42:58,987 --> 00:43:02,056 * 967 00:43:02,090 --> 00:43:04,859 YOU WANNA GO SOMEWHERE? 968 00:43:04,893 --> 00:43:08,797 * 969 00:43:08,830 --> 00:43:11,833 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com 970 00:43:50,805 --> 00:43:53,241 [music box tune, crunching sound] 971 00:43:53,274 --> 00:43:54,408 THAT'S SOME BAD HAT, HARRY. 67723

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