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Joe, when will you finally repair my
phone?

Later, I'm pretty busy here. This is an
emergency, because it rings and every

time I take it off, the line is dead. No
calls come in and I can't call out.

You should rather call the manufacturer.

I would like to do that, Joe, but as I
just said, I can't call out.

That's good, that's expensive.

Ich bin beschäftigt. Ich habe wahnsinnig
viel zu tun. Moment mal. Hey,

Catherine, wie geht's dir?

Ich habe deinen Tisch repariert. Klingt
gut, danke, Joe.

Das war nicht in Ordnung damit.

Na ja, wenn du deine Schublade aufmachen
willst und keine Zeit hast,

rüberzufassen, um es mit der Hand zu
machen, dann geht das doch so.

Tja, das ist ziemlich verrückt, aber
danke schön.

I love you.

I love nobody.

Oh, Reisnägel.

I'm sorry, Dave, but a budget is a
budget is a budget. In other words...

Gertrude Stein.

What? Yes, a rose is a rose is a rose.
Very pretty, Dave. But can we maybe get

back to the budget?

It's unfortunately overdue. I know,
Dave. So we have to save somewhere.

I know.

Am besten wir kürzen bei... Ich weiß,
ich weiß. Wir streichen die kostenlosen

Snacks im Pausenraum.

Traurige Tatsache ist, dass WNYX als
einziger der Jimmy James Betriebe rote

Zahlen schreibt. Ich weiß, aber die
anderen Abteilungen stehen so gut da,

ich das ausgleiche. Nein, so
funktioniert das nicht. Wie funktioniert

Nehmen Sie Disney World. Wenn der
Glückner von Notre Dame im Defizit

glauben Sie, Mickey Mouse springt dann
für ihn ein und macht alles wieder

Mein verdammt! Und was ist mit Dagobert
Duck? Der hat doch bei denen das ganze

Geld. Nein, nein, nein. Die Ducks mögen
Bucklige nicht.

Dann machen die wohl nur wegen der
Kinder weiter.

Was? Ach, nichts. Ist schon gut.

Sir, wissen Sie eigentlich, was es für
die Arbeitsmoral bedeutet, wenn ich die

snacks streiche? Ach, zum Teufel, Dave.
Hätte ich meine Ausgaben jedes Mal

erhöht, wenn die Arbeitsmoral nachlässt,
würden die Arbeiter in meiner

Asbestfabrik jetzt goldene Cadillacs
fahren.

Okay.

Ach, ich weiß nicht, wenn ich Ihnen die
Snacks streiche, sind die Leute wütend

auf mich und gehen zu Bill. Bill setzt
Ihnen einen Floh ins Ohr, und weil Sie

schwach sind und nicht über die wahren
Gründe nachdenken, verwandelt sich Ihre

Wut in eine blutigere Wolke. Okay, hören
Sie auf, hören Sie auf, beruhigen Sie

sich. Sie haben ja Fantasien wie Stephen
King of Crack. Diese Leute, diese Leute

lieben Sie, Dave, und niemand liebt Sie
mehr als Bill. Was ich damit meine, ist

eine blutigere Wolke.

Oh my God, I think I found something.
What is it?

A piece of chewing gum that I forgot in
the fridge.

A frozen piece of chewing gum? How long
was that in there?

I would say since August 95.

In England, it's called soccer.

Good argument.

Maybe it surprised you to hear that, but
slavery was abolished in this country.

Excuse me, Catherine.

Why do you apologize to me that slavery
was abolished?

I don't know. I just don't want to hurt
anyone.

And it's not just about the snacks.

See what happened to our smoking room.

Oh, that's your smoking room, Bill. I'm
still determined against it.

Whatever. I can remember that there were
very comfortable chairs in it.

Maybe you shouldn't have stolen these
comfortable chairs for your own hut.

Whatever.

We mustn't let Dave get away so easily.

Revolution? Yes.

I mean, I just got in here. What's up,
people?

Ich finde, Dave macht doch nur seinen
Job.

So wie Chinggis Khan.

Der Zorn Asien. Richtig.

Also, hört zu. Ich weiß, dass ihr
ziemlich sauer seid, aber ich glaube,

persönliche Beziehung zu Dave macht es
mir unmöglich, mich in eure Unterhaltung

einzumischen. Tut mir leid.

Aha, das hätte auch Captain Kirk sagen
können.

Was?

Ich meine, prinzipiell bin ich total auf
eurer Seite. Es ist nur, Dave und

ich... Ihr tut es. ...auf romantische
Art... Tut ihr es. ...klappen wir

miteinander.

Deshalb kann ich auf keiner Seite an
dieser Mini -Revolution teilnehmen.

Benedict Arnold schlief auch mit George
Washington.

Bill, du solltest aufhören, deine
Geschichtskenntnisse von Gore Vidal zu

beziehen.

Hey, Leute, ich weiß nicht, was die
Könige von England damit zu tun haben,

wir völlig ohne Kaugummi dastehen.

Bitte, ich habe... Lass es sein.

Hey!

Also, jetzt, wo Mata Hari weg ist,
sollten wir zu einem Entschluss kommen.

Wollen wir weiter hier rumsitzen? Oder
wagen wir die Konfrontation mit Dave,

uns unsere Würde und die Snake, die wir
verdienen, zurückgibt? Warum geben wir

ihm nicht eine Liste unserer
Forderungen, so wie das im Film immer

Mit sowas wird man uns nur ernst nehmen,
wenn wir alle Stunde eine Geisel

erschießen.

Also das möchte ich eigentlich nicht.

Es ist besser, wenn wir uns einen
speziellen Punkt herausgreifen und alles

andere lassen. Wie Custer stehen wir ein
für unsere Sache.

Wurde Custer nicht massakriert?

Der große Häuptling Kaster? Nein, er hat
viele Bleichgesichter getötet an jenem

Tag.

Ich will euch was sagen. Ich erkläre
mich bereit, meinen Arsch hinunter zu

bewegen in Pharaos Grab und Dave zu
zeigen, was die Stunde geschlagen hat.

erwarte nur, dass, wenn die Zeit kommt,
dass ihr dann alle hinter mir steht.

Also, ich habe nie geglaubt, dass ich
mal hinter dir stehen will. Aber ich bin

dabei. Ich bin dabei. Ich auch. Ich
auch. Ich gestehe, euer Vertrauen rührt

zutiefst. Ich schwöre euch, ich werde
euch nicht im Stich lassen.

Ich lasse nicht locker, bis die
Revolution gesiegt hat.

Wenn ihr mich jetzt entschuldigen wollt,
ich muss mich um den Wetterbericht

kümmern.

Ach, Catherine, ich wollte mich
entschuldigen für... Na, was ich vorhin

habe. Als Entschädigung habe ich dir das
da installiert.

Was ist denn das schon wieder? TV
-Monitore. Oh, also kann ich hier

Nein, aber manchmal willst du vielleicht
wissen, was in deinen Schubladen ist,

ohne sie zu öffnen.

And I was thinking maybe we could get
together sometime and have dinner.

No, thanks, Joe. All right, then. Let's
just cut straight to the set.

this coming.

Bill's organized a bit of a rebellion,
hasn't he?

Now he's going to burst out of the
booth, come down here, and say... Dave?

Speaking on behalf of the rest of the
staff, I've got to tell you, this crisis

has reached its saturation point.

That's right.

Well, I completely agree with you, Bill,
and I intend to keep fighting this with

Mr. James.

Yeah.

We are really fed up with this kind of
treatment, and we're not going to let

get away with it. I just said I agree
with you.

We know what you said, Mr. Company Man.

We're just not going to buy your jive
anymore. We have certain demands.

That's right.

So Spartacus here speaks for everyone?

Yes, Dave.

I am Spartacus.

And so is Matthew. Right, Matthew?

We require, nay, demand, in order to
continue functioning as productive

Such as?

A reclining chair for our smoking area.

Excuse me?

You heard us.

We demand a fully reclining electronic
leather massage chair for the smoking

area.

Okay. And all of you support him in
this?

Yeah.

It's just supposed to be about snacks.

We didn't do this for some stupid chair.

It's symbolic.

Do you think the pilgrims really cared
about all the tea they dumped into

Baltimore Harbor?

He is right, you guys. He's right.

Well, sir, are you going to pay for our
chair or not?

Of course not.

Fine. If you won't pay, we'll pay for it
ourselves.

Good for you all. I'll be in my office.

Are you insane?

No, he is. And we'll make him even
crazier when we buy that chair. Come on,

people, it's only 400 bucks each.

What?

$400? Bill, if I spent $400 on a chair,
I would have to eat it.

You can't sell out the revolution. A
terrible wrong must be righted. I just

wanted some Fritos. You're nuts.

You traitors.

Dave is the oppressor. Havana fell
because of people like you.

I'll pitch in for the revolution, Bill.

Heaven, there's still someone willing to
fight injustice in this world.

No kidding.

Well, let's see.

The chair costs $2 ,000.

Since there's only two of us, that makes
your share $1 ,200.

No, it should be $1 ,000, right?

You'd better get yourself a calculator,
my friend.

Well, anyways, I've only got $80, so I
guess... Okay.

I got a new thing for you.

You ready? You're going to love it. You
ready?

Check this out.

Desk, turn on lamp.

Pretty cool, huh? Huh?

But wait, there's more.

Ready for this?

Desk, open drawers.

Is that cool?

Is that cool?

Is that cool?

Yeah, that's cool.

Huh? Yeah, that is.

Okay, that is actually cool.

And this thing will open all the
drawers?

All of them except the ones you're
wearing, unfortunately.

Joe, sit down.

Joe, if you like Catherine, why don't
you just tell her? I am, in my own way.

Can you just, can you think of something
more simple and honest to say?

I thought I was.

No, why don't you just say something
like, Catherine.

I think you're really special, and I
would like to spend some time with you.

Okay, that sounds like a Barry White
album. The thing is, do you get Lisa's

point? To spend some time with you? Are
you kidding me? If my buddies ever heard

me talk like that, I'd never hear the
end of it. Your buddies aren't here.

That must be what's throwing me off.

Because I've never really hit on a girl
without my buddies being around.

Right. The other thing is, it's not just
what you say or the words or anything.

It's how you treat a woman. I treat them
great.

You know how many girls I've hooked up
with free cable?

Free cable, no charge, all right? Fix
their stereo, rewire their car.

And a lot of ladies really dig a guy who
knows how to use his alligator clamps.

Who told you about that? What?

What? What? What are you talking about?
Tell me.

Okay.

Do you guys think I have a shot?

No.

Why are you trying to help me out?

I don't know, Joe.

I guess we care about you.

That's true.

Well, if you cared about me, then you'd
really help me out.

What?

Oh, right.

Thank you, boys. Here you go.

Here it is. The personal shiatsu
massager chair.

Observe. It can pinpoint any part of the
back. It can seek out and soothe over

16 tension -easing pressure points.

It has shiatsu mode, Swedish mode, and
weekend in

Thailand.

That looks like fun.

That looks like fun. Can I try?

I'm glad you asked, Catherine, because
no.

None of you ingrates will ever set foot
in this chair.

So get out!

Go back to your non -smoking area, you
traitor. She can sit on the floor for

I care.

Bill, it is completely... Beyond!

The

two most

exquisite pleasures known to modern man.

Tobacco and whatever it is this thing is
doing to my pelvis.

Bill, you know, I was, uh...

I was faithful to the revolution, right?

Yes, you were.

So I get to sit in the chair, right?

No, you can't.

It can be dangerous for the uninitiated.
I think you better watch me for a

while.

That's a good idea.

So what's it like?

I can't even tell you. You're not ready.

Well, we sure showed Dave that, didn't
we? Next, we're going to force him to

give us back those free snacks, huh?

What?

Free snacks.

I'm not hungry right now.

Now, partial ownership of the chair
carries with it certain

For example, you'll have to guard it
when I'm not sitting in it to make sure

one else uses it. Oh, can do, can do.
Oh, when I'm guarding it, I can sit in

then, right?

I'll be built. Hope built.

that we have something of a mutiny on
our hands. Oh, yeah, you are completely

under siege, just like that guy in that,
uh, that movie. What's it called?

Under Siege? No.

Under Siege 2? Uh -uh. Under Siege 3?
That's the one.

No, I don't think they made Under Siege
3.

Hey, I can dream, can't I?

Look, I think what these people really
need is some free snacks.

Yeah, I thought you said it was
important that ducks not bail out

I swear to God, I have no idea what he's
talking about today.

Well, now let me distill my thesis to
its essence. I told you so, I told you

I told you so.

Okay, that is beside the point. What is
important now is that, you know, I go

give these people their snacks back. No,
you don't. What? Uh -uh, no.

No, I am going to give them back their
snacks.

You know, he's right, Mr. James. I mean,
everybody hates Dave now, and if you

want... Figured speech.

And if you...

It's in there like some kind of snack
hero. They're just going to love you and

hate him even more. Yeah, but hate's
like an exaggeration, right? Okay, fine.

Fine, fine. You want me to be the hard
-ass? That's fine. You know, for this

time, this time only, you can be the
hero.

I'll pretend to be the bad guy.

No, you are the bad guy.

It's wonderful when perception meets
reality, isn't it?

That's all staff meeting.

Sound good to you?

Oh, sir, despite my early... remarks i
really cannot get involved i mean the

ethical dilemma is in general yeah
thanks college no one really cares all

right um i

know that everyone is upset about losing
the free snacks so i've called this

meeting so we can talk to mr james
directly about it okay but i'm gonna

i'm gonna be a real hard ass

I really do think we should increase the
budget so that we can provide free

snacks for the staff. No, no way. You
are insane.

Sir, I really do believe that they
deserve... Forget it, buddy. I am out of

here.

Excuse me.

So, how was I?

We're great.

It's the pictures that got small.

Think I ought to tone it down a little,
huh? Yeah.

All right.

Are you ready?

Yeah. No, wait, hold on. What?

What's wrong? I'm getting my character.

Okay, got it. Let's go.

Jeez, Dave.

You didn't have to be so rough with me
in there, gosh.

Dave, you hit Mr. James.

I mean, are you all right? Well, no,
I... I did not hit Mr. James.

I just made my point clearer.

So you're really making a stand on this
thing, Dave?

Yes, sir. I believe my staff deserves
it.

Okay, then. You win.

Snacks for everybody.

And gum, too. No way.

Okay, okay.

Gum, too.

Well,

Dave, it's all good fun for you to play
the hero. What with your little snack

thing and all.

I have an announcement that will really
make people happy.

I've decided to let all of you sit in my
massage chair.

Bill! Bill!

Bill! Now, I've drawn up a chair
-sitting schedule, so if any of you

to choose your ten -minute slot...

Get away from my desk.

And get all this crap off here. I don't
want you touching my desk ever again.

You got it?

I've had it with you, Joe.

That is the saddest pickup artist I have
ever seen. I know. I tried to coach

him, but it didn't do any good.

No. I'm just trying to give him the hint
he should give up.

Well, I didn't say that.

Oh, my God. You like him.

shiatsu mode, and of course, Batmobile
mode.