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Stay still!
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-Whoo-hoo!
-Quit moving! Stop it!
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I think the word
you’re looking for is... freeze!
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Dad! Dad! Did you see what I did?
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Yeah! Great job!
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Sir, I’ve located the server Freeze
is after. It’s in the basement.
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With the tracking info on that server,
we can finally locate the you-know-what.
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-The AntiGlow, brilliant!
-Shh! Don’t tell you-know-who.
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Time to give you the cold shoulder!
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Wait. We’re still keeping this whole
AntiGlow thing a secret from Little D?
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It’s too dangerous
for him, remember?
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No more Mr. Ice Guy!
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Wait. Why is my secret weapon
not sending chills down your spine?
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Because we’re about to turn up the heat.
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Volcana rules!
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Whoa! I can’t see anything!
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Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
Welcome to the superhero party, Volcana!
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Don’t call me that. I’m not a superhero!
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Good job, team! Tie these guys up
while Bright and I do one last sweep.
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You got it!
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Bad guys don’t stand a chance
when we fight as a family, right Dad?
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-Bat's what I'm talking about.
-Don’t give up on yourself, Freeze.
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When you get out of jail,
call my friends at E*VIL.
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Until then,
I’ll be chillin’ in the hospital.
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Okay, Little D looked like
he could handle danger just fine there.
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Can't we let him in on it?
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It would kill Damian if he found out I was
keeping things from him for this long.
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You know how he hates feeling left out.
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You foiled a robbery without me?
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You’re having
a midnight snack without me?
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You changed the oil without me?
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-So, you’re afraid to tell Little D?
-It's more than just that.
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If fully activated, the AntiGlow could
destroy Gotham and everyone in it.
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You’re just digging yourself
into a deeper hole with Damian.
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Exactly. And if I dig deep enough,
I’ll come out on the other side.
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That's how holes work, Bright.
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So let's not ruin Damian’s day
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and let him enjoy celebrating
taking Mr. Freeze down.
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Well, can’t say I didn’t warn you.
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Cannonball!
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Whoa! Did you guys see?
I flipped like three times!
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-That’s gotta be a record!
-Nope. Alfred hit five on his last turn.
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Oh, yeah? Watch this!
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Behold, Ra’s al Ghul
can perform infinite somersaults!
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Nice, Pap Pap.
Hey, where is Alfred anyway?
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Oh, he’s probably baking cricket--
I mean, playing biscuit.
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I’m sure he’ll be back soon!
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Damian? Are you beholding
my infinite somersaults?
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Yes, Pap Pap. We’re still beholding.
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Pst. Pst!
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-Hmm...
-The updates to our tracker worked,
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and we have
the AntiGlow’s precise location.
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Brilliant! Now we can tell Little D.
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That location appears to be moving.
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You’ve got to be kidding me!
Someone's already got to it?
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We need to slip away and get it before--
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Yes! The Batphone!
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Damian? Are you still beholding?
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-No, man. They all left.
-But I’m still here--
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Yes, Commissioner Gordon.
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Oh, I see. I-I understand.
Yes, we’re on our way.
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-To the BatMobile.
-Oh, yeah!
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-Ow! Damian!
-C’mon, Claire!
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-Is it the AntiGlow?
-No, Alicia, it’s not.
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After centuries,
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King Tutankhamen is reunited
with his feline companion!
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Tut! No! You were getting better!
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Maybe it's not the real King Tut.
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Nope, that's the real King Tut.
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On the outside, it’s him.
But his eyes tell a different story.
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Come on, we can help him.
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-Where are we taking him?
-To the Batcave.
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Here, King Tut. You need your strength.
I made you my special carbo-load shake.
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I swear on the lotus of Nefertem,
I’ve no idea what happened.
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The last I recall, E*VIL had gathered
for the season finale of--
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Battle Ship Bake Off!
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But just before the winner
was announced,
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a mysterious voice shouted the results.
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Samantha wins the whole thing!
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Oh, we were all so angry.
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We were thrown into
a fit of rage and disappointment.
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The next thing I know,
I am here with you, drinking this.
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Hmm?
Is that wintergreen bubblegum I taste?
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Probably, I found it in Alfred’s pocket.
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Anyway, don't worry! I bet my dad’s
already figured out what happened to you.
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Do you mean to say Tut was brainwashed
with some sort of hypnotic light?
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Photo-impositional suggestion.
A type of mind-control that uses--
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Lightwaves to manipulate the mind,
but only if the victim is angry enough.
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Luckily, I had this Bat-lightwave blocker
to free Tut's mind.
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But is it a coincidence that he went rogue
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the moment we were closing in
on the AntiGlow?
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Perhaps Tut was used as a distraction.
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-They really slowed us down.
-Yeah, but who's they?
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The allegedly reformed villains
of E*VIL have seemingly gone rogue!
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-What?
-Let's go to the disturbing footage.
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This is terrible!
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-This is...
-Hilarious!
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It’s like I always say, once a villain,
always a villain.
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I just had to come down here to see
the look of disappointment on your faces.
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Yes, those looks right there.
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Someone has a plan for the AntiGlow
and is using E*VIL as a distraction.
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We have to recover it now,
but without Dam--
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-We gotta help E*VIL, quick!
-How? They're everywhere.
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And with the mind-control,
they’re actually effective criminals.
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She's right. We gotta get to them fast,
before any more damage is done.
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I think for this mission, it’ll be best
to split-up into two teams.
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-I call Dad!
-I call Dad!
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I think you're ready
to lead your own team.
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-I am?
-He what?
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Of course he is!
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You head up Alpha Team
with Tut and Volcana.
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-Huh?
-Go Team Alpha!
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Find the remaining members of E*VIL
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and use this to counter the effects
of the hypnosis.
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Thanks for your trust, Dad.
This means everything to me!
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-Alpha Team, let’s move out!
-Huzzah, Damian!
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Wait! Can I trade for Dr. Langstrom?
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Closing in on
the AntiGlow’s signal.
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Then we can finally tell
Little D all about--
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Ah, let’s not bring up Damian again.
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You know, for the record BW,
I think you made the right call.
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But you could’ve been
more upfront with him.
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What are you talking about?
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The boy was quite chuffed that you
entrusted him to lead his own mission.
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As he should be.
Honestly, I'm really proud of him!
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And I really do trust him.
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And suppose he were to discover
he was sent on a decoy errand,
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while you went on
the real mission without him?
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Closing in on target.
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Okay, Alpha Team,
this is your captain speaking.
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Please stop saying that.
You sound like a flight attendant.
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Our mission is simple.
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We find E*VIL, and we turn them back
to normal with this light.
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Alpha Team, buckle up because
we’re about to hit some turbulence!
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Right! See you down there!
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Oh! Not again!
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Empty again!
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Enough of this monkey business!
Someone is messing with your Bat-tracker.
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The only thing that could re-direct
the Bat-tracker is a subatomic light-wave.
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And the only thing that has
that capability is the AntiGlow.
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Right. We can deal with whoever
is behind this later.
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Right now, we need to recalibrate...
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...it’s frequency to cancel out
the wave interference.
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And reveal the AntiGlow’s real location!
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-Bingo!
-Gotcha!
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What the... Where am I?
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-You're safe.
-Thanks.
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You can get off my stomach now.
Thank you.
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Giganta!
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We did it! Ya know, you would make
a pretty good superhero.
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Why can’t you let
the hero thing go?
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Just 'cause someone has powers--
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Who’s talking about powers?
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You got a hero’s heart.
You just gotta follow it.
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I still hate being called a superhero.
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We’re live with the superheroes
who put a stop to E*VIL’s crime spree.
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That's right, Miss Vale.
Don't worry, Gotham.
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E*VIL was under mind control
and completely innocent all along!
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-Best newscast ever!
-Alpha! Alpha Team! Whoo-hoo! Go Alpha!
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So, Batman, who was behind this scheme?
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Oh, right, uh...
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Let’s ask your superhero teammate, here.
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-Uh, her name is Volcan--
-I’m not a superhero.
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What my superhero, I mean, not superhero
friend is trying to say is...
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Vicki’s right. We need to find out
who was behind this, and why.
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I'm sure Batman's already on it.
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Yeah, about that. I was thinking,
Team Alpha did a great job.
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Mostly thanks to strong leadership.
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But is it weird Team Bravo didn’t catch
a single E*VIL member?
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It’s like they were busy
with something else.
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-You sound just like your dad.
-Really?
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Really? Interesting observation.
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Come to think of it, your dad was
acting secretive with Alfred earlier.
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About what? My birthday’s ten months away,
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and they don’t start planning
till the six month mark.
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-What else could it be?
-Who knows.
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Something tells me if Batman
wants a secret kept, it stays kept.
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-Where are we going?
-He's not the only one keeping it.
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The AntiGlow
is 1,000 meters away, sir.
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700, 699, 698...
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-It's okay, Alfred.
-697...
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I've got a visual.
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Good, counting backwards
isn’t as easy as it used to be.
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But more importantly, we can
finally finish this whole thing up!
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Finish what up, Alfred?
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I’m sorry, Master Damian, I’m not
at liberty to divulge such information.
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Oh, I understand. Really. And believe me
I don’t want to do what I’m about to do.
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But, Alfred, you leave me no choice.
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No! Please. Anything but that.
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Alfred?
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Could you please tell me?
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No!
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Great. We only have 59 seconds
to stop the activation.
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You deactivate the AntiGlow,
and I’ll deactivate these guys!
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And... got it.
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-Something still doesn’t add up.
-What? What doesn’t?
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Why go through the trouble of acquiring
the AntiGlow only to use it
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in a straightforward
and frankly easily foiled plot?
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This diagnostic test will take a minute.
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In the meantime,
we can help the kids round up E*VIL,
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and Damian will never know...
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Son! I see Team Alpha wrapped up
the E*VIL mission already.
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Well done!
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Uh, you’re probably wondering
what that is, huh?
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-Actually, so am I. Alicia, do you--
-Mm...
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Oh, Alfred filled you in
on our AntiGlow here, huh?
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Did he happen to mention Alicia and I have
been tracking it down for weeks?
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He did. Well, go ahead. Yell “You went
on a world-saving mission without me?”
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Guess I deserve it.
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Please yell, “You went on
a world-saving mission without me?”
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Come on, Damian, be mad.
You can be mad at me.
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Oh, you got to think about it.
Need some space?
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Okay! Cool down. Come back later.
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That conniving detective!
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Say what you will
about our side of the family,
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we may crush our enemies
and topple nations,
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but do we lie to our children?
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Occasionally. But only to the bad ones,
and you are not a bad one, Damian.
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Son, what are you doing?
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Damian?
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-Hey, you okay, BW?
-No.
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I’m no closer to figuring out
who was behind the AntiGlow plot.
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Master Bruce, are you okay about Damian?
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I know what you meant. But right now,
we have too many unanswered questions.
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Who has the AntiGlow?
What are they doing with it?
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Why did they use E*VIL?
It just doesn't make any sense...
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And maybe that's the point.
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Watch it, you big, dumb lamp.
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Is that funny? Well, who's laughing now?
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My, my, someone's angry.
Oh, I get angry too.
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00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:51,034
Punching stuff to let off steam is great,
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but nothin’ puts me in a better mood
faster than some good hearty laughter!
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So, how about coming in for a few yucks?
Quack!
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-Joker!
-Little Batman!
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Come in and stay a while!
236
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Welcome to my humble hideout.
237
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Now take a load off
while I tell you a story about my life.
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It stars Papa and me.
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April Fool’s Day! The jokiest day
on the Joker family calendar!
240
00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:28,988
Holidays are a special time for family,
241
00:16:29,072 --> 00:16:32,867
and my Papa J and I
loved celebrating together.
242
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Not just by ourselves. We spread
holiday spirit all through the town.
243
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Oh, my!
244
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:43,753
Then one April Fool’s Eve,
245
00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:48,383
Papa promised
we’d pull the greatest prank of all time.
246
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That night, I could scarcely wait.
But wait I did...
247
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And wait, and wait...
248
00:16:56,975 --> 00:16:59,436
Until I realized, my father
pulled our big prank...
249
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...without me.
250
00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:06,568
And even after all these years,
251
00:17:06,651 --> 00:17:11,531
I am still so very angry.
252
00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:15,242
That felt good to share. Your turn!
253
00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:20,373
-What are you up to, Joker?
-About 6’4” barefoot.
254
00:17:20,457 --> 00:17:23,209
I told you! I’m a changed man.
255
00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:26,588
I simply saw an old friend in need
and wanted to cheer him up!
256
00:17:26,671 --> 00:17:29,924
-I’m not your friend.
-Now, where have I heard that before?
257
00:17:30,008 --> 00:17:33,720
Fine. Forget about the J-Man.
Let’s talk about your anger.
258
00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:39,350
I bet we got something in common there,
huh? Dads. Gosh, we are so alike.
259
00:17:39,434 --> 00:17:41,060
I’m not mad at my dad!
260
00:17:41,144 --> 00:17:45,231
It’s just...
Well, I seem to recall last Christmas,
261
00:17:45,315 --> 00:17:50,779
a little boy whose daddy gave him the only
gift he ever wanted, a partnership.
262
00:17:50,862 --> 00:17:54,324
And now, here you are
on the street, alone.
263
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:56,910
Oh! Speaking of partner, I almost forgot!
264
00:17:56,993 --> 00:18:01,122
I came across a ton of security footage
featuring your partner, and--
265
00:18:01,206 --> 00:18:03,917
Now, who is that fighting at his side?
266
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:08,338
-That’s enough, Joker!
-It’s okay to be mad.
267
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:12,008
You just don’t know
how to express your emotions.
268
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:15,595
And I bet I know
whose fault that is, hmm...
269
00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:18,306
Rhymes with... FatCan.
270
00:18:18,389 --> 00:18:20,099
I mean it, Joker.
271
00:18:20,183 --> 00:18:24,312
Uncle Joker says let it out, baby!
Don’t you just wanna scream?
272
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“I'm mad as heck,
and I’m not gonna take it anymore, Dad!”
273
00:18:27,982 --> 00:18:30,360
Yes! I am mad at my dad!
274
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You sure are.
275
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:49,295
Look, I know everyone’s upset with me
because I hurt Damian’s feelings.
276
00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:51,798
But he’ll bounce back, you’ll see.
277
00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:53,800
Actually, where is he?
278
00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:57,136
Yeah, he’s usually on his third bowl
of Choco-Flakies by now.
279
00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:00,849
Hmm, I guess I could check on him.
280
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:05,228
Damian, you awake? Listen, I--
281
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:06,855
Dr. Langstrom?
282
00:19:06,938 --> 00:19:11,568
Have you ever tried a bed before?
It’s so comfortable!
283
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:15,947
-Where is he?
-You won't find him here, detective.
284
00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:20,159
Thanks to your betrayal, the boy’s
anger drove him out into the night!
285
00:19:20,243 --> 00:19:21,828
And you let him go?
286
00:19:21,911 --> 00:19:24,289
He’ll be fine. He’s an al Ghul!
287
00:19:24,372 --> 00:19:27,458
Besides, after the treachery
within these walls,
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00:19:27,542 --> 00:19:30,670
I can’t say he’s not better off there!
289
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:35,341
Hit the lights on the way out, daddy-o.
290
00:19:35,425 --> 00:19:37,719
Wait, Damian’s gone?
291
00:19:39,137 --> 00:19:40,889
I'm going out to look for him.
292
00:19:40,972 --> 00:19:43,391
-We're coming with you.
-No, I need you to--
293
00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:50,523
-I should have known.
-So this isn't the real AntiGlow?
294
00:19:50,607 --> 00:19:53,151
Then who has the real--
295
00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:57,030
Happy April Fools', Gotham!
296
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The holidays are upon us again.
297
00:20:02,035 --> 00:20:06,414
And your ol’ pal Joker is back to share
a few chuckles with all you Gothamites
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00:20:06,497 --> 00:20:10,543
on the last April Fools' you’ll ever have!
299
00:20:10,627 --> 00:20:14,464
Now, turning those reformed supervillains
on you earlier was just an appetizer to...
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00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,883
...wet your whistle!
301
00:20:16,966 --> 00:20:20,511
For the main course,
I’ll be serving Gotham its first ever...
302
00:20:20,595 --> 00:20:24,057
24-hour Prank-A-Thon!
303
00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:29,187
Oh, yes, we have some back-slapping,
gut-busting surprises for you.
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Why you ask?
305
00:20:30,521 --> 00:20:35,068
Because let’s not forget,
holidays are a time for family.
306
00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:40,615
So let me waste no more time introducing
the co-host, my son...
307
00:20:40,698 --> 00:20:43,117
No, no, no, no, no, no, no...
308
00:20:48,539 --> 00:20:51,960
Joker Jr.!
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00:20:52,835 --> 00:20:54,712
Happy April Fool's, Gotham!
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00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:58,675
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