All language subtitles for BAT-FAM.S01E01.1080p.WEB.h264-DOLORES

You can't run from the Batman.

Think you can lose me in this lava field?

Well, think again.

Oh, no. She activated turbo mode!

I'm gonna need backup.

So what do you think
about the new digs, Flame?

Whoa, Flame.
I'm excited, too, but watch the language.

I know Bruce promised to take me in
and raise me as his own,

but the whole moving in with Batman deal
still feels a bit too good to be true.

Claire! Claire!

Red alert in the lava fields!

Damian. What's my rule about knocking?

-After I knock, I wait for you to--
-No, never knock.

And this is a rule because...?

Because I never have a reason
to bother you.

But this is an emergency!

We got to catch Selina before she--

If you don't leave me alone right now,
there will be an even bigger emergency.

Almost... Almost,
just a little bit higher.

Okay, there, there! Stop, stop.

Perfect. Right on schedule, Alfred.

This game night is going to be
a great way to welcome

all the new members of the family.

If it's not,
it won't be for a lack of plan.

No time for the hospital, Alfred.
We've got a tight schedule today.

Hey, that's cheating!

You're using actual fire!

You're gonna be lava
when I'm done with you, Damian!

Oh, dear. Sounds as if our little Batman
is attempting to recruit a partner again.

I know Damian can be a bit much,

but I was hoping Claire would
feel more at home by now.

It's only been a week, sir.

She isn't the first troubled youth
we've welcomed into our home.

Yeah, but how many of them
were reformed supervillains

who were magically turned back
into their 12-year-old selves?

Whoa, kid! What's going on?

I wanted to play Floor's Lava
with Claire.

-What have we said about bothering Claire?
-Yeah, Damian.

And what have I told you
about fire balls in the house?

Now, now, let's calm down, shall we?
There's been no harm done.

Oh, oh my!

Uh, if you'll excuse me,
I have a rump roast in the oven.

Claire?

That wasn't my fault.
This little dork keeps bugging me.

All right, Claire, take it easy.
We'll talk about this later.

I swear cleaning up Gotham was easier.

Dad, does Claire hate me?

What? Damian, of course not.

I thought her moving in would be
like getting a new big sister, but...

But she just needs time.
You got to go easy on her.

-Claire's never had a family.
-But she has one now.

She does.
She just has to learn to trust us, is all.

Okay?

Okay.

Well, speaking of family,

isn't there some kind of
fun-filled family event tonight?

Game night! Ka-pow!

Ra's Al Ghul senses Volcana has angered
the butt man.

I’m not Volcana anymore.
I’m Claire, you talking fart cloud.

If you've forgotten,
then let me remind you.

Since your mishap in my Lazarus Pit
turned you back into a child,

you lost your memory.

Quit playing my flashback, Ra's.

But I bet I know who didn't forget it.

Don't let Bruce's caring
father act fool you.

He is still the Batman,
scourge of evildoers everywhere.

For centuries,
whatever Ra’s Al Ghul wanted, he took!

But now that I am trapped
in this ghostly form,

I can't even enjoy a chocolaty snack
cake from his secret stash

just because he called dibs on it!

I curse you, Batman!

-And your secret stash of chocolate cakes.
-Chocolate snack cakes, yeah, yeah.

What do you even need food for?
You're a ghost.

That's not the point.

If Bruce nearly evicted me,
grandfather of his only son,

for simply enjoying
one of his precious snacks,

how long do you suppose he'll tolerate
a supervillain with no family ties?

If I were you, I'm not sure
I'd finish unpacking quite yet.

Volcana...

Intruder alert. Intruder alert.

-Alisha?
-BW!

-Hold on, hold on. I'll get you out.
-Sorry. I should have used the front door.

Oh, I've missed you.

I wasn't expecting you till later today.

I thought I'd get an early start
to moving in.

I see the security system has been updated
since I was last here.

Yeah, we had an incident last Christmas.

Ha! The same adorably cautious Bruce
I knew 40 years ago.

But now with a fuzzy face.

The beard ups his intimidation game!

You've got to be Damian.
Me and your dad grew up together.

We were BFFs
before BFFs were even a thing.

Whoa. Really?

-I don't even know what that means.
-Uncle Alfred!

My sweet Alicia, you made it.

Careful, Alicia! Alfred's not
the spry 70-year-old he used to be.

Ah, he loves it.

I just don't want him to get hurt
before game night.

Fun starts in three hours,
47 minutes, and 52 seconds.

Oh, you're Claire, right?

Alfred said you just moved in too.
How are you liking it so far?

Mm.

Ooh! Keeping me in suspense.

She doesn't want to hang with me either.

I tried Floor is Lava, Floor is Spaghetti.

She wouldn't even play
Floor is Baby Turtles with me!

Hmm, most tweens I know aren't
into imaginative floor-based games.

Maybe you could try to age it up a bit.

Hmm, age it up.
That's a good idea. Thanks, Alicia.

Whoa, Damian, what did we say
about giving Claire her space?

And he's gone.

-Hmm.
-Yo, Claire, what's up?

Dude, what happened
to the no knocking rule?

-But I didn't knock.
-That's not what--

As I was workshopping
more floor-based games in my study,

I came up with Floor is Poetry,
Floor is Jean Jackets,

Floor is Staying Up Late
on School Nights.

So I was wondering,
and I am just throwing this out there,

-if you ever wanted to, uh--
-Can it, dork.

Maybe there is something
we can do together.

Really?

Little Batman's good at catching
bad guys, right?

I don't want to brag, but in one night,

I took out the Joker, Penguin,
Bane, and Poison Ivy.

Sure, my dad was there,
but I totally carried him that night.

Why do you ask?

Because you and me got a bad guy
to take down.

Alicia Pennyworth...

You mean Alicia's a bad guy?

Okay, so you've heard
of William McElroy, right?

The supervillain King Tut
who was sent to Arkham

for his dastardly pyramid scheme?

Of course you know
who King Tut is, you're you.

Now, don't scream
when you hear this next part.

But Alicia's meeting with him
at this warehouse in 20 minutes.

I just got to run to a quick meeting.

-I promise I'll be back for game night.
-Okay. Remember, six o'clock sharp.

Oh, man. Oh, man.
We need to tell Dad. He'll help us.

No, Damian, I need to do this to prove
I'm not just a fiery nuisance.

Look, this house is full of detectives.

What better way to get Bruce
to think I'm worth keeping around

than by exposing
whatever it is Alicia's up to?

But Claire, you are worth keeping around.

-All right, dork. How do we get there?
-Oh, Claire, leave that to me.

Almost there.

Almost...

Almost!

-Here!
-Whoa...

That right there,
that’s my bat computer.

That's my big penny.

That's my playing card.
Oh, that's Fido, my dinosaur.

Those are my wheels.

Try to stay on the ramp, Claire,
floor is a spiky abyss in this place.

Doesn't seem like Alicia's changed
that much since we were kids.

Still a free spirited whirlwind.

We share that same Pennyworth spirit
and pertinacity.

Doctor Langstrom!
Enjoying some olives, are we?

Excuse me, Alfred.

-But you think it'll be okay, though?
-We have plenty of olives.

No, I mean Alicia living here.

You're worried
she'll learn a certain secret of yours?

Yeah, could be that.

That's not exactly it, Alfred.

It's hard enough juggling Damian,
his training, now that Claire's moved in.

And you think Alicia will wreak chaos?

Yeah. More like a low key havoc.

-Havoc?
-Careful now, Bruce.

Look, I love Alicia,

but sometimes her brand of adventurous
Pennyworth spirit tends to disrupt order.

Whoa, time to recalibrate the blow holes
on the air hockey table.

-Hurry, Alfred.
-I'll see to that urgent matter now.

It would be a travesty if Alicia were
to make this home less orderly,

wouldn't it?

You know, I think he may
have been being facetious.

I know what he was being.

I can't believe your dad
actually lets you use all this stuff.

Well, he agreed to train me to be Batman
as long as I train responsibly

and didn't do the exact thing
I'm doing right now.

But it's worth the risk, partner.

How about I show you
what this baby can do?

I know it needs work,

but we could get our whole evil
operation up and running in no time.

Genius, this will be
the perfect place for evil.

Oh, my gosh.

-She is a villain!
-I told you.

Let's just get some evidence
and get out of here.

The others will be ever so pleased.

Others?

Oh, yeah.

This is great.

Killer Moth, Copperhead?

Giganta? What's Alicia doing
with all these villains?

-Laters!
-Don't know.

But we got all we came for.
Let's get out of here before--

Look! There's a tiny Batman
and someone with red hair.

-...that happens.
-Time to disappear into the shadows.

-Oh...
-My camera!

Whoa, where'd you get that mask?

Ow!

-Holy crap, I can't see!
-Not so fast, Killer Moth!

Hey, careful with the suit,
it's a rental!

Drop the camera, Copperhead.

Look, I don't want to fight kids!

Huh?

Heads up, partner!

I just barfed in my mask.

Whoa!

The whole place is coming down.

-Zounds!
-Come on, Claire, we got to go.

Not without my camera. No.

Oh, man.

Come on, Claire,
floor's about to be rubble.

Really, Claire, it's not that bad.

Not that bad? We leveled a building.

Believe it or not, I've done way worse.

Don't you get it?
You're his kid, Damian.

Until a few months ago,
all I'd ever been is a supervillain.

Look, I know Dad can be Dad,
but he just wants to help you.

And so do I.

King Tut's texting Alicia.

"Building's trashed. Know who this is?"

I'm so dead!

It's only a matter of time
before Alicia sees this.

I really think we should tell Dad.

-Trust me, he's gonna--
-No.

Look, Damian, I want to trust all of you.

But the truth is,
even though a lot of it is hazy,

one thing I absolutely remember from
my past life is to never trust anyone.

Okay, Claire.

So we have to expose Alicia
before this picture gets out?

Yes, but I don't see how.

Unless you can somehow
magically get her to confess.

I can't, but I may know someone who can.

Well, well, well.

Are you asking me to defy your father's
strict prohibition of dark magic

to prove his childhood friend is a villain
and possibly tear his soul apart?

-Maybe?
-Of course.

You know Pap Pap would do
anything for his grandson.

Behold, the deadly Sphere of Skaratata!

-Skara-bara?
-He said Skalabala.

No, Skaratata!

Whoever lies while holding this sphere

will draw the wrath
of the demon inside it.

Whoa!

So if we can get Bruce
to let us play a game with this ball,

then we can catch Alicia in a lie.

An eternity of suffering shall be hers!

Taking the Batmobile is one thing,
but unleashing an evil demon's wrath?

It seems kind of harsh.

Ding, ding, ding. Everyone in
the living room, it's game night o'clock.

Please, Damian.

I need this.

Then I guess... so do I.

If you get caught with that,
just say Alfred gave it to you.

Yeah!

-Yeah! Yeah!
-Oh!

-My schedule!
-Ah...

Nothing but net!

Hey, Bruce.

Would it kill you to deviate
from your plan a little? Just this once.

Okay, kids, what are we choosing next?

Hot potato!

This house has a full arcade,
and you want to play hot potato?

This is a special version of hot potato.

Someone throws you a ball, then asks
a question, and you answer it.

Like this. Alicia, where did you
go this afternoon?

Whoa! I went to work.

What's your favorite ice cream?

Birthday cake! Oh, and cookie dough.
And, uh...

What is your work?

I'm a counselor.

Okay. Who's your favorite niece?

What does being a counselor
have to do with King Tut?

Claire, it was Alfred's turn.

It's cool, BW. I run a counseling group
called "E*VIL,"

to help ex-supervillains
become upstanding citizens.

"E" stands for "ex,"
and "VIL" stand for "villains."

I came up with that myself.

Today, I bought them a building
to fix up into a home.

So you're not a supervillain?

Uh, no.

Okay, who would you rather be?
Batman or Superman?

-Uh...
-All right, kids.

What is this game really about?
Claire? Damian?

-Well, actually--
-The truth is...

I thought Alicia was a bad guy,
so I told my friend little Batman,

and he got into a fight that may have led
to some light property damage.

Also, I acted alone.

Oh, right.
Except with little Batman.

Uh-oh.

Damian!

-Skara-tar-tar.
-Skabar-bar-ar!

Please tell me that's part of the game.

All right, who’s the fibber!?

For the record, Alicia, this is why
we don't deviate from the plan.

One of you is coming
to the infernal region with me.

-I'll lead the kids to safety.
-Right.

-And Alicia and I will go call for help.
-Hold up, Unc.

Never underestimate the value
of compassionate discourse.

Hello there, big fella! You know,
I really empathize with the anger.

Where is my liar?

Where did you say the phone was?

Fear not, Alicia, Uncle Alfred is here.

-Yeah!
-Sorry, Damian. You're benched.

Sklara-shata, I’m sending you back
to wherever it is you came from.

It's Skaratata! And not without my liar!

Go, Dad, you can do it!

Damian, you lied for me.

Eh, so I'll get in a little trouble.

Maybe big trouble.

Whoa!

But if you’re benched, does that mean
you can’t be Batman anymore?

That's like your whole thing, right?

Yeah, but there are more important things
than being Batman.

-Oh, yeah. Like what?
-Like getting you to trust me.

And why is me trusting you so important?

Because that's what families do, Claire.

You know I’m not lifting
my never knock rule, right?

Wait, so you do want me to knock or not?
I'm so confused!

Never mind.
All right, it's time to tell the truth.

I'm going to come clean with Bruce.

You just did.
Damian's right, Claire.

You are part of this family now.
You're not going anywhere.

-See, Claire? Told you.
-But you are both in huge trouble.

Okay, spill.
Where did you get the spirit thing?

-Pap Pap give it to us.
-Ra's, get in here.

Oh, my word. What sort of mayhem
has Alfred unleashed this time?

-Right, children?
-Knock it off, Ra's.

The demon that you unleashed
wants to take your grandson

to the underworld on game night.

The underworld?
Oh, not my little munchkin.

We just have to place
this spell on his forehead

while opening his imprisoning sphere.

Me and Claire
can put the sticky note on his head.

-We got this, partner.
-Got it. Ra's and I will open the sphere.

Hey, Damian.
Still want to play Floor is Lava?

-What the...
-Whoa!

Hey, yeah!

Damian, now!

Whoo-hoo!

Get this through your head, Skara-loser!

That's not my name!

It's Skaratata!

Alfred, we need you in here.

-Did you see me?
-You were great.

-I guess I'll pack my bags.
-Are you kidding me? Get in here.

That's the spirit.

I've got more bags.

-Damian. Damian.
-Oh!

Is it me, or has this place gotten
a bit weirder since I was a kid?

I'm sorry I thought you were evil.

That's okay. No harm done.
I mean, not really.

Lucky for you,
I know feeling like an outsider

can make you do some pretty stupid stuff.

-Still don't trust me, do you?
-It's what I do.

Don't take it personally.

Good. I love a challenge.

Slam dunk. Oh, yeah.

Sometimes not learning fun is fun.

And other times, it unleashes deadly,
para-dimensional demons.

Pfft. Okay. What are the chances something
like that is ever gonna happen again?

Actually, Alicia, the chances
are probably higher than you think.