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Right, vectors.
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Oh, God, we've got so much
to get through.
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Hey, relax. You're going to nail it.
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And you've got all of tomorrow
to revise. I don't.
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I've got that stupid, dumb
family thing to go to.
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Just bail, then.
Why don't you come mine?
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We'll get some edibles
off my cousin, you know.
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Take the edge off the nerves.
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No. I can't.
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I promised Angela
I'd get Callum along
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to their bloody Northern Soul night,
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which is annoying,
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cos the last person
I want to see is bloody Cathy.
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APPROACHING: Come on, Angela. Have
a look at some of my stuff. Shit.
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When are you going to tell your
family about this maths exam?
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Never. I just don't
want the pressure.
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KNOCK AT DOOR
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Are you all right, guys? Yeah.
Yes, Cat's mum.
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Just got to get to the wardrobe.
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Now, what do you think?
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There is this one,
and then there's this one.
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God, I've missed all this.
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Mm, I am gagging to get
back on the dance floor.
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It's the closest I've come to
ecstasy outside the bedroom.
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I feel...flushed just
thinking about it.
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I feel sick.
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What if Callum doesn't
want to talk to me?
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Are you kidding me?
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A Northern Soul night
is like dancing in
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a big throbbing heart.
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If you can't kiss and make up
to a bit of Sandi Sheldon
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and a bag of amphetamines,
it's a lost cause.
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If Callum doesn't want to see
Angela, you shouldn't force it.
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ALL: Shut up, Deggs. Come on.
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Oh!
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Sorry, forgot my girdle.
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Oi. What? Don't you dare
wank over my mum.
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Sorry.
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HE SIGHS
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Right, vectors. Thank you.
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What are you doing?
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I'm pinching myself.
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I can't believe I get to wake up to
your cute button nose every morning.
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ALARM RINGS
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Whoa.
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Oh. Sorry...sorry.
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I've just got my first day
with my new team
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so I just wanted to make triply
sure that I didn't over-sleep.
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Wow. OK. Well, er,
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can I take my sexy Divisional
Director of Delegated Authorities
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out for a celebratory
dinner tonight?
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Oh, I would love to,
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but we've got Marilyn's
stupid Northern Soul night.
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Er, tomorrow?
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Oh, balls. It's Dad's anniversary
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so we've got to go
to his memorial bench.
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Ah. So, am I invited to either
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of these or do I
not count as family yet?
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Oh, absolutely. It's just because
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I haven't really broached
our rekindling with Cat yet.
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Why can't your sister
just be happy for us?
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Cos she's a big baby.
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You know, she hasn't
apologised for farm-gate yet.
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CAMERA CLICKS
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You're not taking
a dick pic, are you?
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No. I...I was just taking
a photo of the spot on
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the back of my neck
that I can't see with my eyes.
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And can you not joke
about that, please?
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It brings back a lot
of painful memories.
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Oh. I'm really sorry.
Yeah, of course. Erm...
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Look, why don't you and
your spot come tonight?
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Yeah? Absolutely.
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MARCUS LAUGHS
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Just a heads up,
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Angela is planning
a reunion with Callum,
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and muggins here has been
roped in to lure him.
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No doubt Callum will be showing off
his pecs to all and sundry.
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I don't get why everyone finds
him so attractive. Do you?
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I...it's not really crossed my mind.
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KNOCK
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Sorry, can you knock?
I did knock.
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She did knock, to be fair.
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Thank you, Marcus.
I brought your favourite.
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Porridge with
blueberries and honey.
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Booyah. Thanks, Tess Express.
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HE LAUGHS
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# If you change your mind
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# I'm the first in line
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# Honey, I'm still free
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# Take a chance on me... #
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SHE SIGHS
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# If you need me, let me know
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# Gonna be around... #
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DOOR SHUTS HEAVILY
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# If you've got no place to go
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# When you're feeling down
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# If you're all alone
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# When the pretty birds have flown
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# Honey, I'm still free
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# Take a chance on me
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# Gonna do my very best
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# And it ain't no lie
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# If you put me to the test
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# If you let... #
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DOOR BANGS
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Fucking door.
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Do you mind if I watch some telly?
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Yeah, whatever.
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CAT CLEARS THROAT
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Hello. I'm Catherine Walcott.
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I'm the new Divisional Director
of Delegated Authorities.
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Morgan Philips.
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Director of Insurance
Linked Securities.
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Shaun Palmer.
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Practice Leader for Residual Value
Insurance. Whatever that means.
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OK. Well, I brought you
some doughnuts,
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and I'm very excited to
be working with you both.
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Do you want to just step into
the kitchen for a moment?
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Sorry, what's all this about? Sh.
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COFFEE MACHINE DRONES
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You can't be too sure
they're not listening.
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So...
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..what did you do
to get sent here, hey?
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Huh? Official complaint?
Oh, are you a whistle-blower?
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I'm sorry?
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I asked for my statutory
two-week paternity leave
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when my triplets were born.
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I complained about
the disabled access.
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They make you sign an NDA? Yeah.
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And then they offered you
the promotion to pay you off?
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Shit.
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All right. Woo!
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Finally welcoming the waiting room
to the 21st century.
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OK. Press play.
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Am I going mad or does that
look a bit like me?
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Yes.
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But older, much older.
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So, you want me to sit here all day
watching myself nearly dying
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in a variety of different ways?
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Have you any idea
when you might be moving on,
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by the way?
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I am going to need to find
a permanent replacement.
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I will be remaining in my post
until further notice.
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Also, if I'm not receiving
Colin's pension,
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I am going to need a pay rise.
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I read in The Telegraph that
Meghan Markle pays
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her executive PA $170,000 a year.
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Right. You are on
a pretty decent rate for someone
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with no qualifications
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and who likes to play
Chris De Burgh during work hours.
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Well, can I at least eBay
that old telly?
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Yeah, yeah, fine.
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It has to be gone
by the end of the day.
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PHONE RINGS
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Play.
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QUIET MUSIC: The Lady In Red
by Chris de Burgh
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Right. E...hyphen...B.
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PHONE CONTINUES TO RING
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Thanks.
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Thank you so much. You're all right.
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Hey, what's that about?
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I'm the face of Fanta in Taiwan.
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Oh, I've missed you, bro. Oh. Oh.
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This is cool, innit?
Never been to a Northern Soul night.
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So, was Dad really into this, then?
Is that why we're here?
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Yeah. Ask Cathy, she booked it.
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Wait, is that Marcus?
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Oh, yeah, it is Marcus.
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Hey. I thought it was meant
to be just us three,
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having a piss-up,
in memory of our dad.
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Oh, gross.
Why is she back with that melt?
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Oh, what is he wearing?
It's like Rupert the frigging bear.
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Hi. Cathy.
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Come here. I've missed you.
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It's nice to see you.
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Yeah, we missed you too, mate.
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Yeah.
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Now shall we join the back of
the queue, then, or what? Yeah.
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Oh, God, I've got nervous burps.
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Do you want to drop a Rennie?
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Right.
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How much shall I put in the meter?
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Well, I'm not leaving until 5am.
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There's something primal about
dancing through the night
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and then walking home
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and hearing the first bird song
of the dawn chorus.
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It's... It's like a rebirth.
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Well, you'll be getting a cab,
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because I'm going to be home
for the ten o'clock news.
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I think it's safe to say
Colin did not have a type.
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Oh, guys, guys.
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Cathy had her first day
with her new team today.
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Yeah, real power player now,
this one.
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Oh, yeah. How, was it?
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Yeah. Absolutely wunderbar.
You know.
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Big office,
express queue to the canteen.
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Yeah, and my colleagues are
absolutely top blokes. So...
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Are you bloody kidding me?
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Meredith is having a book signing?
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Is that the one you dumped
Cathy for?
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Yeah. It was a temporary lapse
in judgment for, like, two months.
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That's a long lapse.
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Lapses are an indeterminate
amount, OK?
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And also I feel really bad about it,
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So can you stop bringing it up,
Callum?
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At bloody last.
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Listen, I don't want to see you
and you don't want to see me,
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so let's just reunite
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Callum and Angela and get
the heck out of here.
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Fantastic. Fine by me.
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Oi, if your name's not on
the list, you're not coming in.
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Hey! Doing all right, my love?
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Oh, babe, yeah.
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Guys, this is my mate, Brian.
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Brian, this is my sister, Cathy,
and her boyfriend.
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Very sexy couple.
Can I get a picture with you?
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I collect selfies
with sexy couples.
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Oh, no. I'm her brother.
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Yeah. I'm the boyfriend/soulmate,
so...
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Are we still doing the photo?
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No, you're all right.
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Brian and I used to go
magnet fishing down the canal.
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We found a gun once.
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What are you wearing?
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Oh, it's a Northern Soul get-up.
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I researched it on Pinterest.
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Where are our mums?
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You, you, now.
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Oi, Cat!
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I've reserved you a booth.
Over here.
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Right, I'll get the drinky poos in,
celebrate my baby's big promotion.
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Where are the bogs?
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Oh!
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God, what is that?
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It's the Russian version of Campari.
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It's delicious as long as you don't
breathe next to naked flames.
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Oh! How many units in that?
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I'm driving home. Not any more.
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Thanks for doing this.
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For helping me.
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I mean it.
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I'm used to doing things on my own.
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I'm usually the only woman
in the room.
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I'm usually the only black woman
in the room, you know.
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But the thought of not
having Callum and Peter,
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that is a different level
of being all alone.
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Well, here's to family,
new and old.
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Can I have another sip of that?
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I've finished it.
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All right, what is 60 as
a product of its prime numbers?
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Two, three, and five.
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Yes, yes, Rachel Riley!
You're going to ace this.
253
00:11:37,403 --> 00:11:39,483
I'm not. I'm well nervous.
254
00:11:39,483 --> 00:11:42,163
I just want to get
this mambush done and split.
255
00:11:42,163 --> 00:11:44,403
Cat, mate, you've got this.
You need to stop worrying.
256
00:11:44,403 --> 00:11:47,523
NO SOUND
257
00:11:47,523 --> 00:11:48,563
I can't hear you.
258
00:11:50,163 --> 00:11:52,523
Sorry, I muted myself
cos I was having a pee.
259
00:11:52,523 --> 00:11:57,243
MUSIC: Tainted Love
by Gloria Jones
260
00:11:57,243 --> 00:11:58,683
This is fun, isn't it?
261
00:11:58,683 --> 00:12:00,003
Yeah, it's great.
262
00:12:00,003 --> 00:12:02,883
Why did you get us tickets
to a Northern Soul night, then?
263
00:12:02,883 --> 00:12:06,683
Oh, er... Cat got the tickets, so...
264
00:12:06,683 --> 00:12:08,403
Just got yourself a drink, did you?
265
00:12:08,403 --> 00:12:10,523
Yeah, it's a Coke.
I'm not going to buy a whole round
266
00:12:10,523 --> 00:12:11,923
if I'm just having a Coke, babe.
267
00:12:11,923 --> 00:12:15,123
Yeah, well, as long as
you're all right...babe.
268
00:12:15,123 --> 00:12:16,483
As long as I'M all right?
269
00:12:16,483 --> 00:12:18,203
Oh, whatever, Trevor.
270
00:12:18,203 --> 00:12:20,963
There's nothing stopping you
going and buying your own drink.
271
00:12:20,963 --> 00:12:22,923
You could buy the whole club drinks
272
00:12:22,923 --> 00:12:26,323
now you've got your fancy,
showy-offy job, babe.
273
00:12:26,323 --> 00:12:28,563
Right, stop. Do you know what?
274
00:12:28,563 --> 00:12:30,683
If this is what tonight's going
to be like, then I'm just going
275
00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:33,123
to call it a night. Oh, no, no,
don't go. Don't go, don't go.
276
00:12:33,123 --> 00:12:34,643
Stop being dicks.
277
00:12:34,643 --> 00:12:38,443
You two are the ones that are
always going on about bloody family
278
00:12:38,443 --> 00:12:42,283
and mistakes and sorting shit out,
and look at you.
279
00:12:42,283 --> 00:12:45,843
I'm going to the gents' and when I
get back, you two better be talking.
280
00:12:47,163 --> 00:12:48,843
Excuse me.
281
00:12:48,843 --> 00:12:51,003
Can you stop snogging against me?
282
00:12:51,003 --> 00:12:52,403
Urgh!
283
00:12:53,963 --> 00:12:55,523
Oh.
284
00:12:55,523 --> 00:12:59,323
All right! Champagne for my queens!
285
00:12:59,323 --> 00:13:00,843
Whoa! Argh!
286
00:13:00,843 --> 00:13:02,123
Oh, my God!
287
00:13:03,723 --> 00:13:05,523
Marcus, are you OK? Are you OK?
288
00:13:05,523 --> 00:13:08,163
That actually hurt, so can you
stop laughing at me, please?
289
00:13:08,163 --> 00:13:09,803
Sorry. I'm so sorry. Are you OK?
290
00:13:09,803 --> 00:13:15,763
Yeah, yeah. I mean, there's
lemon slice on the floor, guys.
291
00:13:15,763 --> 00:13:17,883
That round just cost me
40 quid, you know.
292
00:13:17,883 --> 00:13:20,403
I'm so sorry. I'll go and get a mop.
293
00:13:24,123 --> 00:13:25,803
Oh, my God. Poor Marcus.
294
00:13:25,803 --> 00:13:27,843
Oh, that was so funny.
295
00:13:27,843 --> 00:13:29,363
Oh.
296
00:13:29,363 --> 00:13:31,403
No, but listen,
I've got a true story.
297
00:13:31,403 --> 00:13:34,483
I have never ever fallen over
in my whole entire life.
298
00:13:34,483 --> 00:13:37,483
Seriously? Yeah. I mean, you'd think
I would with being, like, top-heavy,
299
00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:41,603
but I am just gifted with
an incredible centre of gravity.
300
00:13:44,643 --> 00:13:46,643
Who says, "Champagne for my queens"?
301
00:13:48,683 --> 00:13:52,723
MUSIC: Can't You See (You're Losing
Me) by Mary Wells
302
00:13:56,283 --> 00:13:59,483
Right, I'm in need of a very strong
cocktail for Dutch courage.
303
00:13:59,483 --> 00:14:02,323
Who's with me? Rather. Absolutely.
304
00:14:04,283 --> 00:14:07,843
Oh, I should point out
I'm not in a financial position
305
00:14:07,843 --> 00:14:10,403
to buy anybody a drink tonight.
306
00:14:10,403 --> 00:14:11,923
Three dirty martinis.
307
00:14:13,083 --> 00:14:18,443
Right, is there a VIP area
or do we just, erm, stand here?
308
00:14:19,843 --> 00:14:21,683
Marilyn?
309
00:14:21,683 --> 00:14:23,403
Marilyn, are you all right?
310
00:14:23,403 --> 00:14:24,843
MARILYN STUTTERS
311
00:14:24,843 --> 00:14:27,923
It's just overwhelming being here.
312
00:14:27,923 --> 00:14:30,883
The stink of the sweat,
the vibrations.
313
00:14:30,883 --> 00:14:32,283
Do you feel that, Tess?
314
00:14:32,283 --> 00:14:35,003
Oh, I feel it. I dig it big-time.
315
00:14:35,003 --> 00:14:37,443
I was quite the mover
back in the day, you know.
316
00:14:37,443 --> 00:14:40,843
Should have seen me at the Young
Conservatives' summer ball.
317
00:14:40,843 --> 00:14:42,603
Bugger me.
318
00:14:42,603 --> 00:14:47,003
I haven't felt this
magical since 1982.
319
00:14:47,003 --> 00:14:50,203
Oh, God. There he is. There he is.
320
00:14:50,203 --> 00:14:51,403
Wish me luck.
321
00:14:53,483 --> 00:14:54,523
GLASS SHATTERS
322
00:14:56,643 --> 00:14:57,883
Callum.
323
00:14:57,883 --> 00:14:59,163
No, Callum.
324
00:14:59,163 --> 00:15:00,523
What are you doing here?
325
00:15:00,523 --> 00:15:03,643
Callum, please, I just...
I need to tell you that I am sorry.
326
00:15:03,643 --> 00:15:06,083
Did everyone know about this?
Is this all planned?
327
00:15:06,083 --> 00:15:07,843
Some kind of mum trap?
328
00:15:07,843 --> 00:15:11,443
He looks just like Colin
when he's angry.
329
00:15:11,443 --> 00:15:14,803
Yeah, me too. Like when you go to
the cinema. Just too loud.
330
00:15:14,803 --> 00:15:19,043
You lied to me my whole life.
331
00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:21,083
I'm really sorry, but I can't hear.
332
00:15:21,083 --> 00:15:24,083
I said you lied
to me my whole life!
333
00:15:24,083 --> 00:15:26,243
I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry.
334
00:15:26,243 --> 00:15:28,523
No. No, I'm leaving.
335
00:15:40,323 --> 00:15:41,963
Tess...
336
00:15:41,963 --> 00:15:43,683
Tess. Shit!
337
00:15:43,683 --> 00:15:45,603
Angela's choking! Oh, Angela!
338
00:15:49,523 --> 00:15:50,883
OK, Heimlich manoeuvre.
339
00:15:54,403 --> 00:15:55,923
Mum! She's all right.
340
00:15:55,923 --> 00:15:57,443
Are you all right?
341
00:15:57,443 --> 00:15:58,643
Doctor coming through!
342
00:15:58,643 --> 00:15:59,683
Whaaargh!
343
00:16:00,803 --> 00:16:03,283
Oh, come here, baby boy.
344
00:16:03,283 --> 00:16:05,643
You gave me such a shock, Mum.
345
00:16:05,643 --> 00:16:08,363
OK, who dropped this olive?
346
00:16:08,363 --> 00:16:11,763
Has no-one heard of
a dustpan and brush?
347
00:16:13,283 --> 00:16:16,203
Choking on an olive.
What a middle-class way to die.
348
00:16:16,203 --> 00:16:18,003
Yeah, thank God
you're all right, Mum.
349
00:16:18,003 --> 00:16:20,283
Yeah. It was like a scene
from Holby City.
350
00:16:20,283 --> 00:16:22,043
How do you even know that shit?
351
00:16:22,043 --> 00:16:26,523
Oh, from watching myself die on
the TV at work again and again.
352
00:16:26,523 --> 00:16:30,163
So, I guess being my
receptionist has saved a life.
353
00:16:30,163 --> 00:16:31,483
No need to thank me.
354
00:16:32,683 --> 00:16:34,923
Right, I'm going to
get the drinks in.
355
00:16:34,923 --> 00:16:37,803
MUSIC: Twenty-Five Miles
by Edwin Starr
356
00:16:40,883 --> 00:16:42,643
Thank you. Oh, it's cash only,
I'm afraid.
357
00:16:42,643 --> 00:16:44,963
You're joking?
This is the 21st century.
358
00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:48,963
No, it's not. It's a Northern Soul
revival. It's 1978.
359
00:16:48,963 --> 00:16:51,403
Fine. Is there
a cash point nearby or...?
360
00:17:10,323 --> 00:17:11,523
Thank you.
361
00:17:13,723 --> 00:17:15,763
This isn't one of mine.
362
00:17:15,763 --> 00:17:17,123
Cathy! Hmm.
363
00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:20,363
Hi! I didn't know that you
were a fan. I'm not a fan.
364
00:17:20,363 --> 00:17:23,363
I've just come here to say
that I'm back with Marcus
365
00:17:23,363 --> 00:17:26,843
and that you are, you know...
366
00:17:26,843 --> 00:17:29,043
..big, fat egg on your face.
367
00:17:29,043 --> 00:17:31,523
Didn't really prepare this,
but, erm...
368
00:17:31,523 --> 00:17:34,163
..just wanted to say that
a very firm heads up,
369
00:17:34,163 --> 00:17:35,723
we're back together, so...
370
00:17:35,723 --> 00:17:37,963
You do know that guy's a scumbag?
371
00:17:37,963 --> 00:17:42,243
Rich. Rich coming from you, the
unelected queen of the scumbags.
372
00:17:42,243 --> 00:17:43,723
Queens are never elected.
373
00:17:43,723 --> 00:17:45,163
Yes, I know that.
374
00:17:45,163 --> 00:17:46,723
I also know that you guys broke up
375
00:17:46,723 --> 00:17:48,403
because he was still
in love with me.
376
00:17:48,403 --> 00:17:51,123
I dumped him because
I caught him back on Tinder.
377
00:17:51,123 --> 00:17:55,283
Look, Cathy, you seem like a really
nice lady and, in another world,
378
00:17:55,283 --> 00:17:57,603
we'd probably be
swapping frangipane recipes,
379
00:17:57,603 --> 00:18:00,123
but Marcus is...
WHISPERS: ..a shitbag liar.
380
00:18:01,323 --> 00:18:03,643
This is what he sent
me this morning.
381
00:18:05,243 --> 00:18:06,283
SHE SIGHS
382
00:18:07,523 --> 00:18:09,243
OK. Nice try, Meredith.
383
00:18:09,243 --> 00:18:11,043
That's the dick pic
he sent you last year.
384
00:18:11,043 --> 00:18:12,563
Look at what it's resting on.
385
00:18:15,523 --> 00:18:16,763
Oh, my God.
386
00:18:17,923 --> 00:18:20,283
That's this week's copy
of The Economist.
387
00:18:20,283 --> 00:18:23,163
I'm really sorry, Cathy,
but the guy is an absolute turd.
388
00:18:25,043 --> 00:18:26,963
Oh, God.
389
00:18:28,163 --> 00:18:29,363
Ohh...
390
00:18:31,683 --> 00:18:33,323
Mind if I pop behind your banner?
391
00:18:39,123 --> 00:18:42,643
SCREAMS: GOD!
392
00:18:42,643 --> 00:18:43,723
Argh!
393
00:18:50,043 --> 00:18:52,363
Would you like me to sign
a copy of the cookbook or not?
394
00:18:52,363 --> 00:18:53,483
Yes, please.
395
00:18:53,483 --> 00:18:56,083
If you can make it out to
Auntie Dawn. She's a big fan.
396
00:19:02,763 --> 00:19:04,523
You're not going to
believe this, Cat.
397
00:19:04,523 --> 00:19:08,043
He's done it again - he's been
sending dick pics again.
398
00:19:08,043 --> 00:19:09,803
Oh, my God.
I can't believe how stupid I am.
399
00:19:09,803 --> 00:19:12,723
Cathy, listen, look,
you need to look at this.
400
00:19:12,723 --> 00:19:13,883
Did you just get an email about
401
00:19:13,883 --> 00:19:16,123
the DNA test we did on
Valentine's Day?
402
00:19:16,123 --> 00:19:17,803
Check out the results.
403
00:19:19,563 --> 00:19:20,803
Oh, thank God.
404
00:19:20,803 --> 00:19:22,243
It says you're my only sibling.
405
00:19:22,243 --> 00:19:24,403
Yeah. There's no-one else.
406
00:19:24,403 --> 00:19:26,763
Yeah, so it's just me, you,
which means...
407
00:19:26,763 --> 00:19:28,043
I'm not related to Callum.
408
00:19:28,043 --> 00:19:31,483
I'm gutted not to have a brother,
but, you know, look, he's happy.
409
00:19:31,483 --> 00:19:36,243
Guys, I need to call my
real, actual, biological dad.
410
00:19:38,203 --> 00:19:40,243
Right, let's try again.
411
00:19:40,243 --> 00:19:42,603
Champagne for my qu...
412
00:19:42,603 --> 00:19:45,003
Ugh! Ohh...
413
00:19:45,003 --> 00:19:46,883
What was that for?!
414
00:19:46,883 --> 00:19:48,363
I'll tell you what that was for -
415
00:19:48,363 --> 00:19:51,723
because you're a lying,
duplicitous piece of shit.
416
00:19:51,723 --> 00:19:53,523
I just spoke to Meredith.
417
00:19:53,523 --> 00:19:55,763
She told me everything.
418
00:19:55,763 --> 00:19:57,843
Get out of my life.
419
00:19:57,843 --> 00:19:59,203
I can explain.
420
00:19:59,203 --> 00:20:01,243
Oi, Brian.
421
00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:03,923
Oh! Come on. Out. No, no. No.
422
00:20:03,923 --> 00:20:06,523
Out!
Please. Cathy! Cathy, I love you!
423
00:20:08,483 --> 00:20:10,723
# Turning my heartbeat up
424
00:20:10,723 --> 00:20:11,963
# Ooo-ee
425
00:20:11,963 --> 00:20:14,323
# Turning my heart beat up... #
426
00:20:14,323 --> 00:20:16,123
SHE COUGHS
427
00:20:14,323 --> 00:20:16,123
Mad, isn't it?
428
00:20:16,123 --> 00:20:19,843
You went through
all that shit for nothing.
429
00:20:19,843 --> 00:20:21,603
I deserved it, babe.
430
00:20:21,603 --> 00:20:24,843
I lied and I lied and I lied.
431
00:20:24,843 --> 00:20:29,003
I know more about lying
than I do about EU export tax,
432
00:20:29,003 --> 00:20:31,203
and that's saying something.
433
00:20:31,203 --> 00:20:33,723
I never felt like
I deserved anything -
434
00:20:33,723 --> 00:20:37,323
the house, cars, holiday -
because, deep down,
435
00:20:37,323 --> 00:20:40,043
all I could think about
was this awful thing that I'd done.
436
00:20:40,043 --> 00:20:43,323
I wonder if Colin felt bad
for all his lies.
437
00:20:43,323 --> 00:20:44,603
Trust me.
438
00:20:44,603 --> 00:20:48,363
Those lies would have been
slowly eating him alive.
439
00:20:48,363 --> 00:20:50,283
Right, a toast.
440
00:20:51,723 --> 00:20:54,123
The truth shall set you free.
441
00:20:59,963 --> 00:21:03,043
Tess, I need to talk to you about...
442
00:21:03,043 --> 00:21:05,243
Oh, my days! What a banger!
443
00:21:05,243 --> 00:21:06,523
Come on, get up.
444
00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:13,163
Oh, bloody hell, Cath.
What a night.
445
00:21:14,803 --> 00:21:16,843
How, was it? How was your dad?
446
00:21:16,843 --> 00:21:18,883
He cried. I cried.
447
00:21:18,883 --> 00:21:21,683
Brian took a photo of me crying
for the photo collection.
448
00:21:23,043 --> 00:21:26,003
So, yeah, I think I'm going to
head home and see my real dad.
449
00:21:26,003 --> 00:21:27,523
Sorry I'm not your brother.
450
00:21:27,523 --> 00:21:29,603
I was getting used
to having two sisters.
451
00:21:29,603 --> 00:21:32,123
Cal, girls, come on.
Come and have a dance.
452
00:21:32,123 --> 00:21:34,323
And then there were two.
453
00:21:34,323 --> 00:21:36,483
THEY LAUGH
454
00:21:38,523 --> 00:21:42,043
# I've got to find a true love
that's really strong
455
00:21:42,043 --> 00:21:44,763
# I'm gonna find me somebody
# Ooh yeah
456
00:21:44,763 --> 00:21:47,483
# Woo, got to find me somebody
457
00:21:47,483 --> 00:21:51,123
# I'm gonna find me somebody
458
00:21:51,123 --> 00:21:53,323
# Woo, got to find me somebody... #
459
00:21:53,323 --> 00:21:56,523
Freedom! I'll never be
a caged bird again.
460
00:21:56,523 --> 00:21:58,763
I'm free!
461
00:22:00,483 --> 00:22:03,323
# So please, love, come back here
462
00:22:04,363 --> 00:22:06,123
# You tried to make
a fool out of me... #
463
00:22:06,123 --> 00:22:07,963
Aaaaargh!
464
00:22:07,963 --> 00:22:09,283
Are you all right? Ow.
465
00:22:09,283 --> 00:22:11,443
Ow!
466
00:22:11,443 --> 00:22:13,203
Oh, my leg.
467
00:22:13,203 --> 00:22:14,963
Are you just giving me gas and air?
468
00:22:14,963 --> 00:22:16,683
I'm going to need
more than that, mate.
469
00:22:16,683 --> 00:22:19,163
I know you've got
horse tranquilisers on you.
470
00:22:21,203 --> 00:22:23,763
SHE GROANS
471
00:22:21,203 --> 00:22:23,763
All right, Mum.
472
00:22:23,763 --> 00:22:25,843
I'll come in the ambulance with you.
473
00:22:28,963 --> 00:22:31,443
Yeah, not now, Brian. Come on.
474
00:22:31,443 --> 00:22:32,603
Sorry.
475
00:22:41,563 --> 00:22:43,123
What are you doing here?
476
00:22:43,123 --> 00:22:45,563
I thought you'd be snogging Callum
now you're not related.
477
00:22:45,563 --> 00:22:47,603
SHE CHUCKLES
Well, I couldn't leave you, could I?
478
00:22:47,603 --> 00:22:49,443
Plus, it's just gone midnight.
479
00:22:49,443 --> 00:22:51,483
Happy birthday, Dad.
480
00:22:51,483 --> 00:22:53,403
And death day.
481
00:22:53,403 --> 00:22:55,803
SHE SIGHS
482
00:22:57,483 --> 00:22:59,363
Didn't achieve my golden triangle.
483
00:22:59,363 --> 00:23:02,083
I said I'd have it sorted
by Dad's first anniversary,
484
00:23:02,083 --> 00:23:05,083
but no boyfriend, shit job.
485
00:23:06,243 --> 00:23:08,683
At least I've got you.
Aw, babe.
486
00:23:08,683 --> 00:23:09,963
For what it's worth,
487
00:23:09,963 --> 00:23:12,843
I don't think life fits
into a triangle. Mm.
488
00:23:12,843 --> 00:23:13,963
I think it's a circle,
489
00:23:13,963 --> 00:23:16,283
and everything feeds
into everything else,
490
00:23:16,283 --> 00:23:17,963
over and over again.
491
00:23:17,963 --> 00:23:20,763
I mean, look at Dad.
He died on his birthday.
492
00:23:20,763 --> 00:23:23,643
As Elton John would say,
circle of life.
493
00:23:23,643 --> 00:23:24,803
Hm.
494
00:23:24,803 --> 00:23:26,283
I actually think it was Tim Rice
495
00:23:26,283 --> 00:23:29,443
that wrote the lyrics
to the Lion King, but... Oh.
496
00:23:29,443 --> 00:23:30,603
SHE SIGHS
497
00:23:30,603 --> 00:23:33,043
God, I'm tired. Yeah, me, too.
498
00:23:33,043 --> 00:23:36,323
I've got to sit my Maths GCSE
in nine hours.
499
00:23:36,323 --> 00:23:37,803
What?
500
00:23:37,803 --> 00:23:39,283
You're joking.
501
00:23:39,283 --> 00:23:40,643
Why didn't you tell me?
502
00:23:40,643 --> 00:23:42,123
Cos it's the first time in ages
503
00:23:42,123 --> 00:23:44,323
that I've done something
just for myself.
504
00:23:44,323 --> 00:23:45,923
You're amazing.
505
00:23:45,923 --> 00:23:48,763
Cathy, will you test me?
506
00:23:48,763 --> 00:23:51,003
There is nothing
that I would love more.
507
00:23:52,203 --> 00:23:55,403
OK. Mm-hm? Calculate the angle of X.
508
00:23:59,563 --> 00:24:01,483
Tess? Tess.
509
00:24:01,483 --> 00:24:02,723
Oh, go home, Marcus.
510
00:24:02,723 --> 00:24:04,523
Tess, listen to me.
511
00:24:04,523 --> 00:24:06,083
I'm a weak man.
512
00:24:06,083 --> 00:24:07,483
I can't control myself.
513
00:24:07,483 --> 00:24:09,323
I don't even know why I do it.
514
00:24:09,323 --> 00:24:10,803
But honestly,
515
00:24:10,803 --> 00:24:12,803
I love Cathy with all my heart,
516
00:24:12,803 --> 00:24:14,843
and I am nothing without her.
517
00:24:14,843 --> 00:24:16,483
Nothing.
518
00:24:16,483 --> 00:24:21,683
And you, you're my only friend,
so, please, help me.
519
00:24:21,683 --> 00:24:23,123
Please. Tess.
520
00:24:23,123 --> 00:24:25,843
Tessington World of Adventures.
Tess-la.
521
00:24:25,843 --> 00:24:28,603
I'll be taking tomorrow off
as a holiday.
522
00:24:28,603 --> 00:24:33,243
Yeah, but you need to give
at least three weeks' notice.
523
00:24:33,243 --> 00:24:35,723
Tess? Tess, we can talk about...
524
00:24:35,723 --> 00:24:37,443
RAIN PATTERS
525
00:24:40,443 --> 00:24:42,563
You may turn your papers over now.
526
00:24:54,683 --> 00:24:56,683
We did it. That gave me
a proper buzz, you know.
527
00:24:56,683 --> 00:24:57,963
We've done all right. Oh.
528
00:24:57,963 --> 00:25:00,803
Right, well, it's a pleasure.
Oh, yeah.
529
00:25:00,803 --> 00:25:02,963
See you soon, Deggs. Thank you.
530
00:25:02,963 --> 00:25:05,323
Do you know if I pass,
will you go out with me? No.
531
00:25:05,323 --> 00:25:06,563
CAR HORN BEEPS
532
00:25:10,123 --> 00:25:11,763
Ay-up.
533
00:25:13,003 --> 00:25:14,643
So, how did the exam go?
534
00:25:14,643 --> 00:25:16,523
Oh, I don't know. It's done.
535
00:25:16,523 --> 00:25:18,003
Well, I'm so proud of you.
536
00:25:18,003 --> 00:25:19,643
Just in case,
537
00:25:19,643 --> 00:25:21,683
I got you this.
538
00:25:21,683 --> 00:25:24,083
It's my GCSE Maths certificate.
539
00:25:24,083 --> 00:25:26,883
You worked your arse off,
and you deserve to pass.
540
00:25:26,883 --> 00:25:30,043
Aw, that's dead nice of you, Cathy.
541
00:25:30,043 --> 00:25:32,683
But you were right.
I need to do it for myself.
542
00:25:33,963 --> 00:25:35,883
I will have your
driving licence, though.
543
00:25:35,883 --> 00:25:36,923
Oh, God.
544
00:25:38,243 --> 00:25:40,083
Right, shall we go and see Dad?
545
00:25:43,763 --> 00:25:45,283
Here we are, then.
546
00:25:45,283 --> 00:25:47,803
The one-year anniversary.
547
00:25:47,803 --> 00:25:51,403
If you'd told me a year ago
that I'd be sitting in a Ferrari
548
00:25:51,403 --> 00:25:53,603
with my dead husband's mistress...
549
00:25:56,603 --> 00:25:58,323
I'll say this for Colin -
550
00:25:58,323 --> 00:26:00,643
he had excellent taste in women.
551
00:26:00,643 --> 00:26:02,323
Oh, yes.
552
00:26:02,323 --> 00:26:04,803
But what a prick. Oh. Hm.
553
00:26:04,803 --> 00:26:07,603
I mean, what a prick.
554
00:26:16,283 --> 00:26:18,323
He might not have left any money,
555
00:26:18,323 --> 00:26:20,723
but I'll tell you
what he did leave me -
556
00:26:20,723 --> 00:26:22,523
you.
557
00:26:22,523 --> 00:26:24,843
A brilliant and beautiful friend.
558
00:26:24,843 --> 00:26:28,443
Oh, Tess. No, no. No, no, no.
559
00:26:28,443 --> 00:26:30,163
Yes, honestly.
560
00:26:30,163 --> 00:26:31,803
No, no.
561
00:26:31,803 --> 00:26:35,923
No. No, Tess, I...
I need you to listen.
562
00:26:35,923 --> 00:26:37,443
Listen.
563
00:26:37,443 --> 00:26:39,563
I need to tell you something.
564
00:26:41,763 --> 00:26:44,603
God, this is hard. Um, I just...
565
00:26:47,243 --> 00:26:50,003
..I know who's getting
Colin's pension.
566
00:26:52,723 --> 00:26:53,923
It's me.
567
00:26:55,763 --> 00:26:59,683
What? He made me swear
not to tell a soul.
568
00:27:01,123 --> 00:27:05,043
He wanted to make sure me and Cat
were being looked after,
569
00:27:05,043 --> 00:27:09,843
and I guess he thought you would
get the house and his savings,
570
00:27:09,843 --> 00:27:11,283
but...
571
00:27:11,283 --> 00:27:13,203
..after everything
we've been through,
572
00:27:13,203 --> 00:27:16,683
after all this shit and grief,
573
00:27:16,683 --> 00:27:20,363
I just can't do an Angela
and lie to you.
574
00:27:20,363 --> 00:27:22,003
Are you joking?
575
00:27:23,283 --> 00:27:25,323
Are you fucking joking?
576
00:27:28,563 --> 00:27:32,363
You are mighty lucky that both
your legs are already broken.
577
00:27:34,163 --> 00:27:35,523
Oh.
578
00:27:35,523 --> 00:27:37,763
Please don't say anything
to the girls.
579
00:27:37,763 --> 00:27:41,443
Today isn't about us.
It's about them.
580
00:27:41,443 --> 00:27:43,443
Just...
581
00:27:44,883 --> 00:27:46,363
..don't talk to me.
582
00:27:46,363 --> 00:27:48,483
I don't even want to look at you.
583
00:27:48,483 --> 00:27:49,803
Of course.
584
00:27:53,723 --> 00:27:56,763
You are going to have to help me
out of this car, though.
585
00:27:59,523 --> 00:28:00,803
Oh, wicked.
586
00:28:00,803 --> 00:28:02,683
Look, the council have
installed the bench.
587
00:28:02,683 --> 00:28:04,603
Mm. Someone's sat on it already.
That's nice.
588
00:28:04,603 --> 00:28:07,683
Oh, ow, ow. Looks like PC.
Tess... Ow. Come on. Ow, ow, ow.
589
00:28:07,683 --> 00:28:09,963
What, Pretty Cathy?
Your mate from school?
590
00:28:09,963 --> 00:28:13,243
PC stands for Primary Cathy.
Not Pretty Cathy.
591
00:28:13,243 --> 00:28:15,403
You know what? I think that is PC.
592
00:28:15,403 --> 00:28:17,443
Ow, ow, ow.
593
00:28:17,443 --> 00:28:19,563
PC, hi.
594
00:28:19,563 --> 00:28:22,043
What are you doing up here?
595
00:28:22,043 --> 00:28:25,563
I've brought him
to meet his dad, Cathy.
596
00:28:25,563 --> 00:28:27,963
This is your little brother, Callum.
597
00:28:31,123 --> 00:28:32,523
# Wam! Bam! Mon chat, splatch
598
00:28:32,523 --> 00:28:35,443
# Git sur mon lit a bouffe sa langue
en buvant dans mon whisky
599
00:28:35,443 --> 00:28:38,163
# Quant a moi
peu dormi, vide, brime
600
00:28:38,163 --> 00:28:40,843
# J'ai du dormir dans la gouttiere
ou j'ai eu un flash
601
00:28:40,843 --> 00:28:42,723
# Hou-hou-oou-oou!
602
00:28:44,003 --> 00:28:45,683
# Ca plane pour moi
603
00:28:46,723 --> 00:28:48,123
# Allez hop! La nana
604
00:28:48,123 --> 00:28:51,123
# Quel panard, quelle vibration
de s'envoyer sur le paillasson
605
00:28:51,123 --> 00:28:54,163
# Limee, ruinee, videe, comblee
606
00:28:55,443 --> 00:28:57,123
# "You are the king of the divan!"
607
00:28:57,123 --> 00:28:58,483
# Qu'elle me dit en passant
608
00:28:58,483 --> 00:28:59,603
# Hou-hou-oou-oou! #
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