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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,764 --> 00:00:16,676 J got a pistol in my pocket 2 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:19,508 j and baby you can cock it 3 00:00:19,853 --> 00:00:21,684 j put your finger on the trigger 4 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:23,057 j feel it getting bigger 5 00:00:23,398 --> 00:00:25,935 j move a little closer, let me stick it in your holster 6 00:00:26,276 --> 00:00:28,813 j let's do it 7 00:00:29,154 --> 00:00:31,896 j shoot my bullet 8 00:00:32,241 --> 00:00:34,983 j got a pistol in my pocket 9 00:00:35,327 --> 00:00:37,943 j and baby you can cock it 10 00:00:38,288 --> 00:00:39,903 j it's got a 12-inch bang 11 00:00:40,249 --> 00:00:41,329 j but you can make it ring 12 00:00:41,667 --> 00:00:46,001 j blow me away, just give me a yank and let's do it 13 00:00:47,339 --> 00:00:50,172 j shoot my bullet 14 00:00:50,509 --> 00:00:53,296 j will you blow up in my levis 15 00:00:53,637 --> 00:00:58,347 j you can feel my smokin' .45 16 00:01:02,437 --> 00:01:04,928 j got a pistol in my pocket 17 00:01:05,274 --> 00:01:08,357 j and baby you can cock it 18 00:01:08,694 --> 00:01:10,980 j straight from undercover, but don't show it to mother 19 00:01:11,321 --> 00:01:14,188 j looking for a stretcher, blow my ammunition away! 20 00:01:14,533 --> 00:01:17,024 J ooh, let's do it 21 00:01:17,369 --> 00:01:20,281 j bite my bullet 22 00:01:20,622 --> 00:01:23,364 j well, you better start strippin' 23 00:01:23,709 --> 00:01:28,043 j or you're gonna get a pistol whippin' 24 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:35,720 Well, miss Devonshire, you must be awfully proud 25 00:01:36,013 --> 00:01:37,949 of the fact that one of your prize students, didi, 26 00:01:37,973 --> 00:01:40,009 has graduated from the academy with honors. 27 00:01:40,350 --> 00:01:41,790 Now she's been promoted up the force, 28 00:01:41,893 --> 00:01:43,804 out of the academy, out of basic training. 29 00:01:44,146 --> 00:01:46,728 Oh, my hair, uh, good for her! 30 00:01:47,065 --> 00:01:48,065 Excuse me. 31 00:01:49,192 --> 00:01:51,228 Uh, parole hearing is in there, miss. 32 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:55,529 Uh no, I'm didi's sister, candy. 33 00:01:55,866 --> 00:01:57,218 That's right, she just transferred here 34 00:01:57,242 --> 00:01:58,823 this morning, didn't you? 35 00:01:59,161 --> 00:02:00,492 And you must be miss Devonshire. 36 00:02:00,829 --> 00:02:02,785 I'm so excited to meet you. 37 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:05,003 And I'm really looking forward to working my way 38 00:02:05,167 --> 00:02:06,167 up the ladder here. 39 00:02:08,253 --> 00:02:09,914 Didi's sister. 40 00:02:10,255 --> 00:02:12,587 Well, that would explain it, why you're dressed like that. 41 00:02:12,924 --> 00:02:14,289 You're undercover as a hooker. 42 00:02:15,260 --> 00:02:17,171 Uh, no, I've got a date. 43 00:02:25,937 --> 00:02:28,974 Someone give that man a citation for all that racket! 44 00:02:29,316 --> 00:02:31,682 Oh, he's here, I gotta go, bye! 45 00:02:32,027 --> 00:02:33,027 Bye. 46 00:02:46,083 --> 00:02:48,199 Oh, miss Devonshire, I have some paperwork 47 00:02:48,543 --> 00:02:51,125 I'd like you organize for me if you wouldn't mind. 48 00:02:51,463 --> 00:02:52,903 You might just check for punctuation, 49 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:55,042 spelling, grammar, you know. 50 00:02:55,384 --> 00:02:56,486 While you're at it, why don't you, well, 51 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:59,547 just go ahead and retype the whole mess, okay? 52 00:02:59,888 --> 00:03:01,674 And you need this by when, sir? 53 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:05,348 Oh, I suppose first thing tomorrow morning is soon enough. 54 00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:07,705 You know, you might also spice it up, give it a couple 55 00:03:07,729 --> 00:03:10,596 of your witty anecdotes here and there, all right? 56 00:03:10,941 --> 00:03:12,226 Oh, yeah, sir. 57 00:03:12,567 --> 00:03:14,379 Oh, miss Devonshire, by the way, what have you heard 58 00:03:14,403 --> 00:03:17,315 about that prisoner that Holly's been watching? 59 00:03:17,656 --> 00:03:19,942 Nothing yet, sir, but I'm sure she'll inform us 60 00:03:20,283 --> 00:03:22,274 as soon as she learns anything at all. 61 00:03:22,619 --> 00:03:24,826 Good, good, good, well, let's just hope 62 00:03:25,163 --> 00:03:28,781 that the things I've heard about prison are only rumors. 63 00:04:08,498 --> 00:04:10,329 Look, there she is! 64 00:04:11,752 --> 00:04:13,743 - Whoo! - Yeah, all right! 65 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:16,245 Get away from me. 66 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:18,376 I mean it, get away from Mel! 67 00:04:20,677 --> 00:04:24,795 Stop, no, don't, I mean it, don't, no! 68 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:30,767 No, don't, no. 69 00:04:32,147 --> 00:04:34,763 Get away from me, get away from me! 70 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:36,268 For the last time, 71 00:04:41,865 --> 00:04:44,356 It's your turn to sweep up tonight. 72 00:04:51,416 --> 00:04:53,498 Okay, scum, break it up! 73 00:05:03,094 --> 00:05:05,380 Oh, whoo, yeah! 74 00:05:07,474 --> 00:05:11,183 All right, time to get back in your cells! 75 00:05:19,528 --> 00:05:20,859 Yeah, you better watch that group. 76 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:25,401 They're known around here as the rotten apples. 77 00:05:25,742 --> 00:05:26,948 They're good for nothin'l 78 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:29,495 that's anything. 79 00:05:36,461 --> 00:05:39,749 I'm telling you, it was just like stabbing a pillow. 80 00:05:45,804 --> 00:05:48,011 Listen, if I were you, I'd keep my voice down. 81 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:49,628 I heard a woman who got convicted 82 00:05:49,724 --> 00:05:51,430 for something she told her cellmate. 83 00:05:51,768 --> 00:05:55,056 Yeah, and where's her cellmate now? 84 00:05:55,397 --> 00:05:57,058 Would you shut up in there? 85 00:05:57,399 --> 00:05:58,559 Yeah, and what's it to you? 86 00:06:12,038 --> 00:06:13,798 Did I ever tell you about my last cellmate? 87 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:16,452 I have this problem, I always hurt the person that I love. 88 00:06:16,793 --> 00:06:18,249 Oh, save it for later! 89 00:06:19,629 --> 00:06:21,065 If I was to break out of here tonight, 90 00:06:21,089 --> 00:06:22,089 would you come with me? 91 00:06:22,299 --> 00:06:23,699 What are you blabbering about now? 92 00:06:23,967 --> 00:06:25,798 You heard me, are you coming or not? 93 00:06:26,136 --> 00:06:27,616 I don't think it's a very good idea. 94 00:06:27,804 --> 00:06:29,340 Just watch and see. 95 00:06:29,681 --> 00:06:31,592 Guard, guard, come quick! 96 00:06:31,933 --> 00:06:33,423 Who rattled your cage? 97 00:06:33,768 --> 00:06:35,804 Listen, I need to make an urgent phone call. 98 00:06:36,146 --> 00:06:37,431 You and everyone else. 99 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:41,272 No listen, listen, I'm a vice cop! 100 00:06:41,610 --> 00:06:43,020 You're what, you're what? 101 00:06:43,361 --> 00:06:45,443 Nothing, nothing. 102 00:06:45,780 --> 00:06:47,941 Guard, come quick, there's someone choking in here! 103 00:06:48,283 --> 00:06:49,719 What are you talking about, there's nobody choking. 104 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:50,743 Oh, no? 105 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:58,365 Guard, wait, come back! 106 00:06:58,710 --> 00:07:01,122 Oh, watching you like this gets me all hot and bothered. 107 00:07:01,463 --> 00:07:03,124 Oh, get off of me! 108 00:07:07,636 --> 00:07:09,251 What in the hell's going on here? 109 00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:11,476 I don't know, why don't you get a look at her? 110 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:12,765 You okay? 111 00:07:25,403 --> 00:07:27,985 That's one down, now who's ready to go? 112 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:13,531 Oh, playing hard to get again. 113 00:08:14,911 --> 00:08:17,152 These two are having too much fun, let 'em be. 114 00:08:18,123 --> 00:08:19,123 Hey, you! 115 00:08:19,374 --> 00:08:20,534 Hey, hey, hey! 116 00:08:22,752 --> 00:08:23,752 Hey! 117 00:08:26,756 --> 00:08:29,463 All right, you girls have exactly five seconds 118 00:08:29,801 --> 00:08:32,588 to quit what you're doing and get back to your cells. 119 00:08:34,305 --> 00:08:37,388 Anyone left in the hallways will be severely penalized. 120 00:08:38,935 --> 00:08:40,266 Eat lead! 121 00:08:45,275 --> 00:08:46,335 I think we should go back. 122 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:47,940 Oh, shut up and follow me! 123 00:09:05,336 --> 00:09:07,577 Thanks, I couldn't have done it without you. 124 00:09:07,922 --> 00:09:08,502 Don't mention it. 125 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:11,047 Hey, stay right where you are! 126 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:12,384 Eat my dust! 127 00:09:38,453 --> 00:09:39,813 Jeez, I don't know how you do it. 128 00:09:39,996 --> 00:09:41,076 You're right on time! 129 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:42,449 We need money fast. 130 00:09:42,791 --> 00:09:44,122 A bank teller machine. 131 00:09:44,459 --> 00:09:48,828 You've gotta be kidding. 132 00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:55,660 Come back here with that newspaper 133 00:09:55,970 --> 00:09:57,250 or I'll make a citizen's arrest! 134 00:10:03,895 --> 00:10:06,932 Oh, I hope I'm not late for the home shopping club. 135 00:10:11,653 --> 00:10:12,653 Keep it down in there! 136 00:10:12,821 --> 00:10:14,777 Don't you know this is a family building? 137 00:10:16,741 --> 00:10:17,741 Honestly. 138 00:10:19,536 --> 00:10:21,618 Don't I do enough while I am at work? 139 00:10:22,997 --> 00:10:26,160 A nice hot cup of coffee should sooth my nerves, 140 00:10:26,501 --> 00:10:29,664 then I can type this report and make my lunch for tomorrow. 141 00:10:35,385 --> 00:10:36,385 Oh! 142 00:10:38,012 --> 00:10:40,503 Out of milk again, wouldn't you know it. 143 00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:47,974 Hi, it's me, fantasia. 144 00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:50,555 You would not believe the day I just had. 145 00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:53,516 That man I work for could drive anybody crazy. 146 00:10:54,696 --> 00:10:55,696 That's nice. 147 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:57,936 Uh, where do you keep the milk? 148 00:10:57,991 --> 00:11:00,277 No, wait, the half-and-half. 149 00:11:01,452 --> 00:11:02,487 In the back case. 150 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:07,827 Thanks, oh, and where do you keep the knee-high stockings? 151 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,709 Over there next to the condoms. 152 00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:15,340 Thank you. 153 00:11:21,556 --> 00:11:23,046 Perfect, just the place. 154 00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:24,391 Give me your coat. 155 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:26,685 Here you go. 156 00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:36,856 Okay, I think I'm ready to make a large withdrawal. 157 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:45,030 Well, that should do it. 158 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:47,612 Oh, let me get a copy of today's paper. 159 00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:54,535 Now, I want you to give... 160 00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:56,025 Excuse me, miss, I was here first! 161 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:57,789 This will only take a minute. 162 00:11:58,134 --> 00:12:00,174 You will have to wait your turn. 163 00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:01,592 Listen, I'm first! 164 00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:03,090 My mistake. 165 00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:04,637 Now you listen carefully. 166 00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:05,974 Yeah? 167 00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:07,620 I want you to empty out the cash register 168 00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:08,884 and put it in a paper bag. 169 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:11,720 Yeah, yeah, uh, whatever you say. 170 00:12:13,608 --> 00:12:15,294 And a bottle of wine that'll give me a good buzz. 171 00:12:15,318 --> 00:12:16,649 And don't give me no trouble. 172 00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:22,192 You fool, I told you not to try anything! 173 00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:25,616 Look, I hope they lock you up and throw away the key. 174 00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:26,954 Why, youl! 175 00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:33,875 Now remember, first I handcuff you, you start to struggle, 176 00:12:34,212 --> 00:12:35,702 then I go for the nightstick. 177 00:12:36,047 --> 00:12:37,047 Got it. 178 00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:50,974 Resisting arrest, huh? 179 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:54,917 Looks like you're gonna have to learn 180 00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:57,182 about the long arm of the law. 181 00:13:01,656 --> 00:13:03,616 Attention, a liquor store robbery 182 00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:05,864 has been reported tujunga and ahora park. 183 00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:08,113 All officers in the area report at once. 184 00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:09,990 The robber is suspected to be armed. 185 00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:12,788 What the, that's just around the corner from here! 186 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:15,294 I'll be right there. 187 00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:19,628 Wait, come back! 188 00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:28,884 Hey, where's my wine? 189 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,895 Good, now, if I get out of here 190 00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:40,225 without any more trouble, nobody's gonna get hurt. 191 00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:41,570 None from Mel 192 00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:43,944 oh, it's your turn now, miss. 193 00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:46,364 Oh, thank you. 194 00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:47,156 Nobody move! 195 00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:48,493 - Oh no! - Huh? 196 00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:52,328 Vice cop, what's the problem here? 197 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:53,700 No problem here. 198 00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:56,328 You, see I'm robbing this store and I got me a hostage. 199 00:13:58,463 --> 00:13:59,543 Miss Devonshire! 200 00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:03,460 You two know each other? 201 00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:05,712 Oh, for god sakes, candy, go back to your date 202 00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:07,919 and let this woman make a run for it. 203 00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:09,845 Lady, you're coming with me right now! 204 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,798 Oh, please, we'll let you go. 205 00:14:13,227 --> 00:14:15,889 The hell we will, you've got five seconds to let her go. 206 00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:20,940 Make me! 207 00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:23,313 Quick, candy, what was your last score 208 00:14:23,654 --> 00:14:24,654 on the firing range? 209 00:14:24,739 --> 00:14:26,570 Was it one out of six? 210 00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:29,573 Zero out of six. 211 00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:33,955 Oh god! 212 00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:36,083 Ahh! 213 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,182 Ms. Devonshire, are you alright? 214 00:14:58,523 --> 00:14:59,182 Candy, when will you ever learn 215 00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:01,060 proper police procedure? 216 00:15:02,193 --> 00:15:03,193 Miss, this is yours. 217 00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:50,321 Wait'll they get a load of me now! 218 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,498 You know Ms. Devonshire, 219 00:16:04,839 --> 00:16:06,567 are you absolutely certain you're up to this? 220 00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:07,693 If you're not I can certainly 221 00:16:07,717 --> 00:16:09,173 conduct the ceremony. 222 00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:10,795 I know it's a traumatizing thing 223 00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:12,422 being taken hostage. 224 00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:13,343 Shut up! 225 00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:14,796 This is just what I need. 226 00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:19,413 Alright, everybody get your 227 00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:21,894 butts outside for the field day competition pronto! 228 00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:32,314 Field day, great. 229 00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,178 We were supposed to go to chapel today. 230 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:57,680 Thank you all for attending the annual 231 00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:02,101 vice officers versus the prisoners field day event. 232 00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:04,178 This year the commissioner and I 233 00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,685 will be your judges. 234 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:11,065 Now let the competition begin. 235 00:17:11,405 --> 00:17:13,441 And remember, any prisoner winning her event 236 00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:16,775 receives a five day work furlough program. 237 00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:25,708 Ms. Devonshire, the inmate 238 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,272 you asked me to keep an eye on? 239 00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:28,411 She escaped last night. 240 00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:29,336 I tried to call you... 241 00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:30,959 I know she escaped, you idiot. 242 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:32,300 I was the one who, 243 00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:36,131 someone's watching us. 244 00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:38,466 Now just a minute! 245 00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:41,174 This is the vice officer's refreshment table. 246 00:17:45,356 --> 00:17:46,562 Give me that hose! 247 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:47,899 Wait your turn! 248 00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:53,899 This is your refreshment table. 249 00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:57,273 Oh Holly! 250 00:17:57,618 --> 00:17:58,858 I have something very important 251 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,231 I want you to do at today's event. 252 00:18:00,371 --> 00:18:01,030 Really? 253 00:18:01,372 --> 00:18:02,372 Yes. 254 00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:03,642 Do you want me to be a commentator? 255 00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:08,251 No, no, I want you to wear the helmet cam. 256 00:18:12,383 --> 00:18:13,383 Perfect. 257 00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:19,637 Now our first event is just a minute. 258 00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:22,802 Hurry up peeling those potatoes, 259 00:18:23,144 --> 00:18:24,634 we need these sacks for the race. 260 00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:29,232 As I was saying, 261 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:32,892 our first event is the sack race. 262 00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:34,693 Is everybody at the starting point? 263 00:19:25,539 --> 00:19:26,995 Woooo! 264 00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:28,413 Great job, Kim! 265 00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:31,208 And in the first event that's 266 00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:33,752 vice academy 10 points! 267 00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:47,133 Prisoners, aw, a big goose egg. 268 00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:52,179 Congratulations. 269 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:53,525 Thank youl! 270 00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:55,299 I heard you were a pro in the sack. 271 00:19:55,486 --> 00:19:56,486 Why you 272 00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:02,114 oh no no no, now girls, break it up now, 273 00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:03,907 it's just a competition! 274 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:07,695 Oh, Holly, careful with that helmet cam. 275 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,120 It's very expensive. 276 00:20:12,503 --> 00:20:16,246 Now let's check that scoreboard one more time. 277 00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:18,383 Oh my! 278 00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:20,737 It looks like the prisoners aren't 279 00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:21,761 trying very hard. 280 00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:28,466 And the next event is charades! 281 00:20:34,442 --> 00:20:36,057 Come on, come on, we're up next. 282 00:20:40,114 --> 00:20:42,070 Okay, look in the envelope. 283 00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:46,119 Good one. 284 00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:54,419 Daisies? 285 00:20:57,381 --> 00:20:58,587 Oh, is it picking flowers? 286 00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:05,428 Very good! 287 00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:09,139 Congratulations, and if you win this event 288 00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:10,762 you are eligible for the five day 289 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:12,593 work furlough program. 290 00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:17,269 Come on girls, come on, come on! 291 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:18,610 Chop chop! 292 00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:24,567 Okay, open your envelopes. 293 00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:28,317 Hey, dowe get to use props for this? 294 00:21:28,662 --> 00:21:29,662 Oh surely. 295 00:21:38,172 --> 00:21:39,412 What the hell, dude? 296 00:21:39,548 --> 00:21:41,004 What are you doing? 297 00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:51,181 Is it beaten with a baseball bat? 298 00:21:53,604 --> 00:21:55,890 No, I'm sorry that was 299 00:21:56,232 --> 00:21:59,724 beaten senseless with a baseball bat. 300 00:22:00,069 --> 00:22:01,275 No points. 301 00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:07,402 I know you had something to do with this. 302 00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:09,028 Whatever do you mean? 303 00:22:09,370 --> 00:22:11,250 You know I have had just about enough of you... 304 00:22:11,288 --> 00:22:11,947 Come on, Holly, Holly! 305 00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:13,475 Come on, they're waiting for you. 306 00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:15,364 The next one is a bullwhip breaking skin. 307 00:22:16,460 --> 00:22:17,916 No, no, I'm not doing it! 308 00:22:18,254 --> 00:22:19,539 What's going on here? 309 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:21,461 Holly is being a party pooper. 310 00:22:21,799 --> 00:22:22,799 Oh she is? 311 00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:30,721 Are you sure you're okay? 312 00:22:31,058 --> 00:22:33,265 I think you ought to try to bleach this color out. 313 00:22:33,602 --> 00:22:34,762 Don't worry about it. 314 00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:37,345 I think it looks hot on you. 315 00:22:38,482 --> 00:22:39,482 Later. 316 00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:41,378 This stuff doesn't even give 317 00:22:41,402 --> 00:22:42,402 me a buzz anymore. 318 00:22:43,445 --> 00:22:45,151 You got everything ready? 319 00:22:45,489 --> 00:22:46,695 Yeah, I brought the unmarked 320 00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:48,397 car just like you said. 321 00:22:59,461 --> 00:23:03,045 Get in, this is your chance of a lifetime! 322 00:23:10,097 --> 00:23:12,463 Melanie, is that you? 323 00:23:12,808 --> 00:23:14,208 That's me alright, but from now on 324 00:23:14,268 --> 00:23:15,599 call me malathion! 325 00:23:15,936 --> 00:23:17,301 What happened to you? 326 00:23:17,646 --> 00:23:18,646 Are you coming or not? 327 00:23:18,898 --> 00:23:20,229 With you? 328 00:23:20,566 --> 00:23:21,146 No, you're crazy. 329 00:23:21,483 --> 00:23:22,483 Suit yourself! 330 00:23:33,495 --> 00:23:35,031 How could something like this happen? 331 00:23:35,372 --> 00:23:36,372 Who was that? 332 00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:37,642 That was my cellmate Melanie. 333 00:23:37,666 --> 00:23:39,577 She says her new name now is melathion. 334 00:23:40,836 --> 00:23:43,122 Yeah, that's Melanie, I know, I watched her. 335 00:23:43,464 --> 00:23:45,375 Yeah, another job well done. 336 00:23:45,716 --> 00:23:48,378 That cheap wine, I would recognize that anywhere. 337 00:23:48,719 --> 00:23:49,738 That was the woman who held 338 00:23:49,762 --> 00:23:50,762 me hostage last night! 339 00:23:51,013 --> 00:23:52,013 Are you sure? 340 00:23:52,306 --> 00:23:53,826 She didn't look so new wave last night. 341 00:23:53,891 --> 00:23:55,331 Well she's obviously done something 342 00:23:55,559 --> 00:23:57,220 to disguise her appearance. 343 00:23:57,561 --> 00:23:59,097 I don't think green is her color. 344 00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:03,431 Excuse me, miss oh, what was your name? 345 00:24:03,776 --> 00:24:04,776 Me? 346 00:24:04,818 --> 00:24:05,898 Samantha. 347 00:24:06,236 --> 00:24:08,227 Tell me, why didn't you go with her? 348 00:24:08,572 --> 00:24:10,372 Because sir, I won the work furlough program 349 00:24:10,699 --> 00:24:12,314 and I didn't want to lose it. 350 00:24:12,660 --> 00:24:14,616 Well that's damn commendable! 351 00:24:16,747 --> 00:24:18,578 Of course you'll have some explaining to do. 352 00:24:18,916 --> 00:24:21,248 Yes Holly, you will, you let that woman escape 353 00:24:21,585 --> 00:24:22,825 from prison, and you candy did 354 00:24:23,170 --> 00:24:24,455 nothing to stop her rampage. 355 00:24:24,797 --> 00:24:27,664 I was speaking to you, Ms. Devonshire. 356 00:24:28,008 --> 00:24:28,463 Me?! 357 00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:29,801 Yes! 358 00:24:30,135 --> 00:24:30,624 It was your idea to have this whole damn 359 00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:32,335 field event day! 360 00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:34,841 If you hadn't rile those poor prisoners 361 00:24:35,182 --> 00:24:36,763 they would have never escaped! 362 00:24:37,101 --> 00:24:39,717 Let's just hope that your girls catch them 363 00:24:40,062 --> 00:24:42,098 before they do any serious damage, eh? 364 00:24:42,439 --> 00:24:43,439 Yes, sir! 365 00:24:44,316 --> 00:24:46,398 Does this mean that I'm back on active duty? 366 00:24:46,735 --> 00:24:47,850 Yes, Holly. 367 00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:50,694 Let's do it! 368 00:24:51,031 --> 00:24:52,151 Does this mean you're cop? 369 00:24:52,449 --> 00:24:53,529 You used Mel 370 00:24:53,867 --> 00:24:54,867 oh please. 371 00:24:57,538 --> 00:25:00,496 Yes, very commendable, malanta. 372 00:25:00,833 --> 00:25:01,833 Samantha, sir. 373 00:25:01,875 --> 00:25:02,875 Right. 374 00:25:03,043 --> 00:25:04,453 Now we have to find you some 375 00:25:04,795 --> 00:25:06,410 suitable place of work. 376 00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:13,584 Any particular line of work 377 00:25:13,929 --> 00:25:14,929 you'd like to pursue? 378 00:25:15,848 --> 00:25:16,992 When I was in grammar school 379 00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:18,051 I studied dance. 380 00:25:20,394 --> 00:25:23,306 Here's a position for a topless waitress, sir. 381 00:25:24,773 --> 00:25:27,389 Ms. Devonshire, I hardly think 382 00:25:27,735 --> 00:25:29,566 that would be appropriate. 383 00:25:29,903 --> 00:25:31,143 Oh, when I was in high school 384 00:25:31,196 --> 00:25:32,196 I studied acting. 385 00:25:33,615 --> 00:25:36,903 Here's a job opening for a phone sex operator. 386 00:25:39,997 --> 00:25:41,703 I really like to sing. 387 00:25:44,835 --> 00:25:45,835 Here it is. 388 00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:47,580 The perfect job. 389 00:26:05,314 --> 00:26:08,021 Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, 390 00:26:14,490 --> 00:26:16,446 Can you tell me where Izzie is? 391 00:26:16,784 --> 00:26:18,695 I'm trying to dance here. 392 00:26:19,995 --> 00:26:21,781 Yeah, I can see you're trying to dance. 393 00:26:22,122 --> 00:26:24,488 I'm trying to ask you a question. 394 00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:26,039 What are you dressed up as? 395 00:26:27,961 --> 00:26:28,541 What does it look like? 396 00:26:28,879 --> 00:26:30,119 I'm a clown, you got it? 397 00:26:30,464 --> 00:26:31,704 Yeah, I got it. 398 00:26:33,175 --> 00:26:34,175 Izzie's over there. 399 00:26:37,096 --> 00:26:38,096 Thanks. 400 00:26:43,102 --> 00:26:44,182 Are you Izzie? 401 00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:45,520 Yeah babe, that's me. 402 00:26:46,522 --> 00:26:47,540 For some reason I pictured 403 00:26:47,564 --> 00:26:48,599 Izzie to be a little boy. 404 00:26:48,941 --> 00:26:49,600 Wrong, I'm Izzie. 405 00:26:49,942 --> 00:26:50,522 What do you want? 406 00:26:50,859 --> 00:26:53,771 Well Izzie, I have a telegram. 407 00:26:54,780 --> 00:26:56,020 A telegram for me? 408 00:26:56,365 --> 00:26:57,525 You got to be kidding. 409 00:26:57,866 --> 00:26:58,866 No. 410 00:27:02,121 --> 00:27:03,531 I know today's your birthday, 411 00:27:03,872 --> 00:27:05,112 it's a very special day, 412 00:27:05,457 --> 00:27:07,163 and I want to send this message 413 00:27:08,585 --> 00:27:10,496 hope things go your way. 414 00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:13,631 This is too much. 415 00:27:15,050 --> 00:27:16,915 Now you made me lose my place. 416 00:27:17,261 --> 00:27:18,261 Aw, I'm sorry. 417 00:27:22,182 --> 00:27:23,467 I want to send this message 418 00:27:23,809 --> 00:27:24,924 to hope things go your way, 419 00:27:25,269 --> 00:27:25,883 now you're one year older 420 00:27:26,228 --> 00:27:27,718 and you're still dear to me. 421 00:27:31,108 --> 00:27:34,191 Hey hey, go finish your dance over there! 422 00:27:37,781 --> 00:27:41,615 Listen, you interrupt my song one more time 423 00:27:41,952 --> 00:27:44,694 I'm going to carve these lyrics on your body. 424 00:27:45,038 --> 00:27:45,618 You got it? 425 00:27:45,956 --> 00:27:47,196 Yes, ma'am, finish your song. 426 00:27:47,416 --> 00:27:48,576 Good. 427 00:27:48,917 --> 00:27:50,407 So now you're one year older, 428 00:27:50,752 --> 00:27:52,242 and you're still dear to me, 429 00:27:52,588 --> 00:27:53,748 hope your day is joyous, 430 00:27:54,089 --> 00:27:55,579 and happy as can be. 431 00:27:55,924 --> 00:27:57,334 Love, your mother. 432 00:27:58,969 --> 00:28:01,210 Thank you, that was beautiful. 433 00:28:01,555 --> 00:28:03,011 You're welcome. 434 00:28:03,348 --> 00:28:04,929 You got a bathroom here? 435 00:28:06,476 --> 00:28:07,056 It's in the back. 436 00:28:07,394 --> 00:28:08,394 Thanks. 437 00:28:09,313 --> 00:28:11,679 That's Izzie's kind of woman. 438 00:28:17,446 --> 00:28:18,481 Alright, nobody move! 439 00:28:20,616 --> 00:28:21,651 You behind the counter, 440 00:28:21,992 --> 00:28:23,402 start emptying out that register. 441 00:28:23,744 --> 00:28:25,575 Hey, it's my birthday, give me a break! 442 00:28:25,913 --> 00:28:27,778 Do it, birthday boy! 443 00:28:35,422 --> 00:28:36,753 Quick, get me the police! 444 00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:44,757 Alright, everybody else, empty those pockets! 445 00:28:56,401 --> 00:28:58,687 Give me all your belongings! 446 00:29:01,573 --> 00:29:02,938 Come on honey, reach for it! 447 00:29:07,412 --> 00:29:09,778 I want it all, I want the loose change too! 448 00:29:14,962 --> 00:29:17,248 I hope you fry in the chair. 449 00:29:21,551 --> 00:29:22,916 Check if there's anyone in back. 450 00:29:42,114 --> 00:29:43,274 Gimme the gun! 451 00:29:47,244 --> 00:29:49,075 Mirana, what's going on back there? 452 00:29:49,413 --> 00:29:50,413 Police! 453 00:29:51,248 --> 00:29:52,988 Don't move! - What the? 454 00:29:58,547 --> 00:30:00,037 We got here as soon as we could. 455 00:30:02,092 --> 00:30:03,582 Looks like you're a little late. 456 00:30:04,928 --> 00:30:06,168 Oh. 457 00:30:06,513 --> 00:30:07,753 You! 458 00:30:08,098 --> 00:30:09,804 Get out of her, sour grape. 459 00:30:11,184 --> 00:30:12,799 That's rotten apple. 460 00:30:16,398 --> 00:30:17,417 I called you as soon as I heard 461 00:30:17,441 --> 00:30:18,726 the robbery taking place. 462 00:30:19,067 --> 00:30:20,307 I caught this one in the back. 463 00:30:20,652 --> 00:30:21,892 Nice job, Samantha. 464 00:30:23,113 --> 00:30:24,113 Thanks. 465 00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:38,666 Don't worry, I got this under control. 466 00:30:45,177 --> 00:30:46,508 You know Ms. Devonshire, 467 00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:48,805 I think you've got this girl pegged out all wrong. 468 00:30:49,139 --> 00:30:50,720 I think there's a positive 469 00:30:51,058 --> 00:30:53,845 future for her in vice enforcement. 470 00:30:54,186 --> 00:30:55,892 Yes sir, I guess my career 471 00:30:56,229 --> 00:30:57,229 choice came in handy. 472 00:30:58,815 --> 00:31:00,806 You know Ms. Devonshire, 473 00:31:01,151 --> 00:31:02,295 she's going to need a place to stay 474 00:31:02,319 --> 00:31:03,399 for the next few days. 475 00:31:03,737 --> 00:31:05,398 Would you mind if she bunks in with you? 476 00:31:05,739 --> 00:31:07,650 But sir, my place is rather small as it is. 477 00:31:07,991 --> 00:31:09,481 Oh I'm sure she won't mind at all. 478 00:31:09,826 --> 00:31:10,826 Thank you. 479 00:31:11,119 --> 00:31:12,575 I did help bring the prisoners in. 480 00:31:12,913 --> 00:31:14,353 At least two of those bruised peaches 481 00:31:14,539 --> 00:31:15,745 are behind bars now. 482 00:31:16,083 --> 00:31:17,619 That's rotten apples. 483 00:31:17,959 --> 00:31:18,959 Whatever. 484 00:31:20,295 --> 00:31:22,126 Now look what I've got. 485 00:31:24,174 --> 00:31:26,961 This is the tape from the surveillance camera 486 00:31:27,302 --> 00:31:28,302 in the liquor store. 487 00:31:29,513 --> 00:31:30,513 Should we look at it? 488 00:31:45,195 --> 00:31:47,231 You would not believe the day I just had. 489 00:31:47,572 --> 00:31:48,572 That man I work for 490 00:31:48,657 --> 00:31:50,864 could drive anybody crazy. 491 00:31:51,201 --> 00:31:52,220 That's nice. 492 00:31:52,244 --> 00:31:53,984 Uh, that's crazy with dedication, sir. 493 00:31:54,329 --> 00:31:56,160 No, wait, the half and half. 494 00:31:58,083 --> 00:31:59,539 Well that should do it. 495 00:31:59,876 --> 00:32:01,457 Oh, let me get a copy of today's paper. 496 00:32:07,676 --> 00:32:08,736 Well look, there she is now, 497 00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:10,546 there's that troublemaker. 498 00:32:10,887 --> 00:32:11,376 Yeah, look, she still has 499 00:32:11,721 --> 00:32:12,721 her prison uniform on. 500 00:32:12,973 --> 00:32:14,884 Yeah, didn't that strike you as 501 00:32:15,225 --> 00:32:16,715 rather odd, Ms. Devonshire? 502 00:32:17,060 --> 00:32:18,721 Uh, no, it didn't. 503 00:32:19,646 --> 00:32:20,646 Hmmm. 504 00:32:21,273 --> 00:32:22,513 Excuse me, miss. 505 00:32:22,816 --> 00:32:24,022 I was here first. 506 00:32:24,359 --> 00:32:25,815 This'll only take a minute. 507 00:32:26,153 --> 00:32:28,144 You will have to wait your turn! 508 00:32:28,488 --> 00:32:29,728 Listen, I'm first! 509 00:32:30,073 --> 00:32:31,217 That woman is clearly concealing a gun 510 00:32:31,241 --> 00:32:31,821 underneath her coat, 511 00:32:32,159 --> 00:32:33,399 now did anybody notice that? 512 00:32:33,743 --> 00:32:35,904 Um, no, didn't. 513 00:32:36,246 --> 00:32:37,326 Now you listen carefully, 514 00:32:37,456 --> 00:32:39,016 I want you to empty out the cash register 515 00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:40,280 and put it in a paper bag. 516 00:32:40,625 --> 00:32:42,161 Yeah, whatever you say. 517 00:32:42,502 --> 00:32:43,161 And a bottle of wine that'll 518 00:32:43,503 --> 00:32:44,503 give me a good buzz. 519 00:32:44,671 --> 00:32:46,127 Don't give me no trouble. 520 00:32:46,465 --> 00:32:47,045 You fool! 521 00:32:47,382 --> 00:32:48,963 Look, here comes my part. 522 00:32:49,301 --> 00:32:51,667 Oh, it's your turn now, miss. 523 00:32:52,012 --> 00:32:53,012 Thank you. 524 00:32:53,305 --> 00:32:54,636 Nobody move! 525 00:32:54,973 --> 00:32:55,632 Oh no! 526 00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:57,014 You know candy, you look 527 00:32:57,309 --> 00:32:59,425 about 20 pounds heavier on screen. 528 00:32:59,769 --> 00:33:01,851 Yeah, well if you would've been watching, 529 00:33:02,189 --> 00:33:03,332 that woman, she wouldn't have 530 00:33:03,356 --> 00:33:04,356 broken out of prison. 531 00:33:06,109 --> 00:33:07,940 Girls, 1 am trying to watch the tape! 532 00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:11,941 Lady, you're coming with me now! 533 00:33:13,116 --> 00:33:14,218 Oh please, we'll let you go! 534 00:33:14,242 --> 00:33:15,242 The hell we will! 535 00:33:15,452 --> 00:33:17,067 You've got 5 seconds to let her go! 536 00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:21,454 Make Mel! 537 00:33:22,417 --> 00:33:23,436 Quick candy, what was your 538 00:33:23,460 --> 00:33:24,791 last score on the firing range? 539 00:33:25,128 --> 00:33:27,084 Was it one out of six? 540 00:33:27,422 --> 00:33:28,958 Zero out of six. 541 00:33:29,299 --> 00:33:30,299 Zero out of six?! 542 00:33:31,176 --> 00:33:32,195 I thought you said she had 543 00:33:32,219 --> 00:33:33,499 a perfect score, Ms. Devonshire! 544 00:33:33,803 --> 00:33:34,803 Did I? 545 00:33:35,430 --> 00:33:36,920 Well you 546 00:33:41,102 --> 00:33:42,102 I've seen enough. 547 00:33:46,191 --> 00:33:48,432 Ms. Devonshire, you and your girls 548 00:33:48,777 --> 00:33:49,892 are taken off active duty 549 00:33:50,237 --> 00:33:51,352 as of immediately. 550 00:33:51,696 --> 00:33:52,936 Tomorrow morning you can report 551 00:33:53,198 --> 00:33:54,198 to the filing department. 552 00:33:54,282 --> 00:33:55,897 That is all! 553 00:33:57,994 --> 00:33:59,950 I'll see you in the morning, sambuka. 554 00:34:00,288 --> 00:34:00,822 Uh, Samantha, sir. 555 00:34:01,164 --> 00:34:02,164 Yes. 556 00:34:04,793 --> 00:34:05,833 Ms. Devonshire, how long 557 00:34:06,086 --> 00:34:07,542 is that work furlough program? 558 00:34:07,879 --> 00:34:09,244 Five days. 559 00:34:09,589 --> 00:34:10,589 Good. 560 00:34:10,882 --> 00:34:12,713 I can put a stop to it in less time than that. 561 00:34:15,887 --> 00:34:18,003 So Samantha, now that you're on the force 562 00:34:18,348 --> 00:34:18,928 I guess you can join us 563 00:34:19,266 --> 00:34:20,597 for our little girl's night out. 564 00:34:20,934 --> 00:34:21,514 Oh gee, I don't know, 565 00:34:21,851 --> 00:34:23,261 I got all this training to do. 566 00:34:23,603 --> 00:34:25,323 Nonsense, we'll be ready at seven o'clock, 567 00:34:25,564 --> 00:34:27,145 we'll pick you up then. 568 00:34:36,324 --> 00:34:38,315 Did we have to come here? 569 00:34:38,660 --> 00:34:40,446 It's part of our little tradition. 570 00:34:40,787 --> 00:34:41,787 What tradition? 571 00:34:41,913 --> 00:34:43,119 Shut up, candy! 572 00:34:43,456 --> 00:34:44,912 We're here to have a good time. 573 00:34:46,209 --> 00:34:49,246 Bartender, drinks for me and my friends! 574 00:34:49,588 --> 00:34:50,788 Excuse me, I've had a little 575 00:34:50,839 --> 00:34:51,419 too much to drink. 576 00:34:51,756 --> 00:34:53,041 Can you help me to my seat? 577 00:34:53,383 --> 00:34:54,589 Sure. 578 00:34:54,926 --> 00:34:57,793 You're right, you have had too much to drink. 579 00:35:02,559 --> 00:35:03,559 So... 580 00:35:13,445 --> 00:35:15,231 So what'll it be tonight, ladies? 581 00:35:16,823 --> 00:35:17,823 The usual. 582 00:35:18,867 --> 00:35:19,481 Well since I've never seen you in here before 583 00:35:19,826 --> 00:35:21,032 the usual what? 584 00:35:27,375 --> 00:35:28,375 You're funny. 585 00:35:29,127 --> 00:35:30,127 Hello, Izzie. 586 00:35:31,254 --> 00:35:32,744 Oh, not you again. 587 00:35:33,089 --> 00:35:34,374 Whatever you babes are drinking, 588 00:35:34,716 --> 00:35:35,716 it's on Izzie. 589 00:35:36,801 --> 00:35:37,820 Now that's more like it, 590 00:35:37,844 --> 00:35:38,844 we need four shot glasses 591 00:35:39,179 --> 00:35:40,715 and a bottle of your finest liquor. 592 00:35:41,056 --> 00:35:42,341 Yes, ma'am, coming right up. 593 00:35:43,475 --> 00:35:44,475 Now that's service. 594 00:35:45,852 --> 00:35:48,309 So tell us about yourself, Melanie. 595 00:35:49,272 --> 00:35:50,307 It's Samantha. 596 00:35:50,649 --> 00:35:51,229 Whatever. 597 00:35:51,566 --> 00:35:53,227 Anyway, I started out as... 598 00:35:53,568 --> 00:35:54,848 Oop, our shot glasses are here. 599 00:35:55,111 --> 00:35:56,111 Let's have a toast. 600 00:36:04,412 --> 00:36:08,746 A toast to our futures. 601 00:36:09,084 --> 00:36:10,084 Happy future. 602 00:36:10,168 --> 00:36:11,829 Happy future! 603 00:36:18,510 --> 00:36:19,841 Come on, you're not drinking. 604 00:36:20,178 --> 00:36:21,178 Yeah, I know, 605 00:36:21,388 --> 00:36:22,047 I have to be up early in the morning. 606 00:36:22,389 --> 00:36:23,549 Oh it's early now. 607 00:36:24,516 --> 00:36:26,347 Well I hate to drink alone. 608 00:36:27,477 --> 00:36:28,477 You're not alonel 609 00:36:34,234 --> 00:36:36,020 Hey now, isn't this cozy? 610 00:36:36,361 --> 00:36:37,692 Samantha, what were you saying 611 00:36:38,029 --> 00:36:39,360 about yourself before? 612 00:36:39,698 --> 00:36:40,800 Oh, I started to say that... 613 00:36:40,824 --> 00:36:42,610 Oh candy, stop interrupting. 614 00:36:42,951 --> 00:36:44,407 We're about to have a drink. 615 00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:48,080 One more round! 616 00:36:49,124 --> 00:36:50,284 That really hit the spot. 617 00:37:02,429 --> 00:37:03,669 Excuse me, ladies. 618 00:37:12,772 --> 00:37:13,772 Hi there. 619 00:37:16,609 --> 00:37:20,318 Hey sailor, out on a weekend pass? 620 00:37:20,655 --> 00:37:21,655 I beg your pardon? 621 00:37:21,698 --> 00:37:23,859 You don't have to beg for me, baby. 622 00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:26,566 Let me be your port in the storm. 623 00:37:30,248 --> 00:37:32,910 So Samantha, tell me what you do with your time. 624 00:37:33,877 --> 00:37:35,492 Well recently I spent most of 625 00:37:35,837 --> 00:37:37,452 my time in prison. 626 00:37:37,797 --> 00:37:39,483 Guess I started hanging out with the wrong crowd. 627 00:37:39,507 --> 00:37:41,043 Where were you in prison? 628 00:37:41,384 --> 00:37:42,669 In the cell next to you. 629 00:37:46,473 --> 00:37:48,839 Now these are the two I was telling you about. 630 00:37:52,061 --> 00:37:53,926 This one's candy, Holly. 631 00:37:55,273 --> 00:37:57,229 - I'm candy. - I'm Holly. 632 00:38:01,780 --> 00:38:03,862 Nice to meet 'cha! 633 00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:06,648 Say, I was thinking. 634 00:38:07,994 --> 00:38:09,609 We could all get a little sneaky peaky 635 00:38:09,954 --> 00:38:11,910 and head back to my place, huh? 636 00:38:13,124 --> 00:38:14,330 The more the merrier. 637 00:38:16,377 --> 00:38:18,743 Ms. Devonshire, with all due respect, 638 00:38:19,088 --> 00:38:21,295 you hardly know these men. 639 00:38:22,509 --> 00:38:23,794 Keep your jealousy to yourself. 640 00:38:24,135 --> 00:38:25,250 This one's mine! 641 00:38:26,596 --> 00:38:27,596 Which one's mine? 642 00:38:28,807 --> 00:38:31,139 Take your pick, I got dibs on this guy. 643 00:38:32,852 --> 00:38:34,888 Well, I have to go. 644 00:38:36,105 --> 00:38:37,105 Bye. 645 00:38:37,774 --> 00:38:38,774 Bye. 646 00:38:41,152 --> 00:38:42,358 Party pooper! 647 00:38:51,704 --> 00:38:52,284 I hear you can rent a room 648 00:38:52,622 --> 00:38:53,622 in the back here. 649 00:38:55,667 --> 00:38:57,453 Why would I want to rent a room? 650 00:38:57,794 --> 00:38:59,159 I've already got an apartment. 651 00:39:01,005 --> 00:39:02,586 I think I love you. 652 00:39:02,924 --> 00:39:03,924 What's your name? 653 00:39:05,301 --> 00:39:07,792 I want to have it tattooed across my chest. 654 00:39:08,137 --> 00:39:09,137 Griselda. 655 00:39:12,308 --> 00:39:13,308 Hey! 656 00:39:14,477 --> 00:39:16,342 Another round here! 657 00:39:16,688 --> 00:39:17,688 Alright, I think you 658 00:39:17,939 --> 00:39:19,645 broads have had enough for tonight. 659 00:39:19,983 --> 00:39:21,348 Hey, that is no way to 660 00:39:21,693 --> 00:39:23,399 speak to my friends, pal! 661 00:39:34,414 --> 00:39:35,824 Ah, right on time. 662 00:39:36,165 --> 00:39:37,165 A fine way to start your 663 00:39:37,292 --> 00:39:38,407 first day at work, Miranda. 664 00:39:38,751 --> 00:39:40,457 Uh, Samantha, sir, thank you. 665 00:39:41,796 --> 00:39:42,796 Sit down. 666 00:39:44,924 --> 00:39:46,755 Now I hope that Ms. Devonshire 667 00:39:47,093 --> 00:39:49,584 didn't mind having you stay with her last night. 668 00:39:49,929 --> 00:39:54,298 Uh, actually sir, she didn't come home last night. 669 00:39:54,642 --> 00:39:55,642 Really? 670 00:39:56,895 --> 00:39:59,056 Doesn't seem like Ms. Devonshire at all. 671 00:40:00,356 --> 00:40:01,766 Well anyway, I want you to tell me 672 00:40:02,108 --> 00:40:04,440 everything you can about this malathion woman. 673 00:40:04,777 --> 00:40:07,393 Anything you can do to help us capture her. 674 00:40:07,739 --> 00:40:11,106 Well I know that she's very 675 00:40:12,535 --> 00:40:13,535 excuse me. 676 00:40:14,579 --> 00:40:15,579 Yello? 677 00:40:17,498 --> 00:40:18,498 What? 678 00:40:19,292 --> 00:40:20,292 Are you sure? 679 00:40:21,544 --> 00:40:22,829 Yeah, I'll be right there. 680 00:40:29,469 --> 00:40:30,469 Excuse me. 681 00:40:32,472 --> 00:40:34,508 It's your fault that this happened. 682 00:40:34,849 --> 00:40:36,339 Will you stop yelling? 683 00:40:36,684 --> 00:40:38,220 I've got a splitting migraine. 684 00:40:38,561 --> 00:40:40,281 Feeling at home again while we're in here? 685 00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:40,935 You know you just better watch it. 686 00:40:41,272 --> 00:40:42,387 You tell her, hunny! 687 00:40:42,732 --> 00:40:43,732 You shut up! 688 00:40:45,902 --> 00:40:48,769 Oh commissioner, I am so glad you are here. 689 00:40:49,113 --> 00:40:50,319 What happened to you two? 690 00:40:51,532 --> 00:40:53,773 Just get us out of here. 691 00:40:54,118 --> 00:40:56,234 Get me a key for this door! 692 00:40:56,579 --> 00:40:57,579 Yes, sir. 693 00:41:01,209 --> 00:41:02,227 I don't know where 694 00:41:02,251 --> 00:41:03,251 I'd been the night before 695 00:41:04,587 --> 00:41:06,953 but I had a fresh tattoo to show for it. 696 00:41:09,592 --> 00:41:12,379 Ms. Devonshire, honestly. 697 00:41:14,472 --> 00:41:15,472 Honestly. 698 00:41:19,018 --> 00:41:20,929 Ms. Devonshire, I had no idea 699 00:41:21,270 --> 00:41:22,851 that by taking you off active duty 700 00:41:23,189 --> 00:41:24,599 there'd be so much damage done. 701 00:41:26,150 --> 00:41:27,169 No sir, I mean yes, sir, 702 00:41:27,193 --> 00:41:29,104 I mean please please please 703 00:41:29,445 --> 00:41:31,185 put me back on active duty now. 704 00:41:31,531 --> 00:41:32,190 Please don't put me through 705 00:41:32,532 --> 00:41:33,817 another night of this misery. 706 00:41:35,702 --> 00:41:37,408 Please don't beg. 707 00:41:40,790 --> 00:41:41,790 The answer's no. 708 00:41:43,835 --> 00:41:45,450 Because this is going to be a 709 00:41:45,795 --> 00:41:48,377 black Mark on the vice academy records 710 00:41:48,715 --> 00:41:49,715 and I read: 711 00:41:51,259 --> 00:41:54,968 "Lewd and disorderly conduct, 712 00:41:56,264 --> 00:41:57,720 "drunken brawling, 713 00:42:00,518 --> 00:42:02,304 "resisting arrest?!" 714 00:42:02,645 --> 00:42:03,725 I'm sorry, sir. 715 00:42:04,063 --> 00:42:06,645 I don't know how my girls could have done all that. 716 00:42:08,609 --> 00:42:09,644 Your girls? 717 00:42:12,030 --> 00:42:14,817 This is your file! 718 00:42:16,659 --> 00:42:17,659 Oh 719 00:42:19,829 --> 00:42:20,829 Got the key? 720 00:42:36,429 --> 00:42:37,544 Get back in there. 721 00:42:41,100 --> 00:42:42,100 Yes. 722 00:42:44,145 --> 00:42:45,185 We're almost out of cash 723 00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:46,686 from that liquor store holdup. 724 00:42:48,024 --> 00:42:50,640 You got any ideas for any quick cash? 725 00:42:50,985 --> 00:42:51,985 You just watch me. 726 00:43:00,495 --> 00:43:01,985 Excuse me, ma'am. 727 00:43:02,330 --> 00:43:03,330 Yeah? 728 00:43:03,539 --> 00:43:04,745 Hand over your purse! 729 00:43:05,083 --> 00:43:06,083 I beg your pardon? 730 00:43:06,417 --> 00:43:08,578 I said give me your purse! 731 00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:09,920 Leave me alone! 732 00:43:10,171 --> 00:43:11,581 Don't make me use this. 733 00:43:25,269 --> 00:43:26,709 Somebody help me, I've been robbed! 734 00:43:26,938 --> 00:43:27,597 Calm down, ma'am. 735 00:43:27,939 --> 00:43:28,979 Somebody stole my purse! 736 00:43:29,148 --> 00:43:30,148 Me too! 737 00:43:30,441 --> 00:43:32,022 She sprayed me right in the face! 738 00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:33,520 Okay, let me get this down. 739 00:43:33,820 --> 00:43:34,838 Somebody stole my purse! 740 00:43:34,862 --> 00:43:36,773 What is going on here? 741 00:43:37,115 --> 00:43:39,026 All these women have been robbed. 742 00:43:39,367 --> 00:43:41,574 Yes, she took everything I had! 743 00:43:41,911 --> 00:43:42,911 All my belongings! 744 00:43:43,037 --> 00:43:43,617 Me too! 745 00:43:43,955 --> 00:43:45,075 Just calm down, calm down. 746 00:43:45,206 --> 00:43:46,742 Do you have your sketch pad, officer? 747 00:43:47,083 --> 00:43:48,198 Yes sir, right here, sir. 748 00:43:48,543 --> 00:43:50,283 You think you can identify this person? 749 00:43:50,628 --> 00:43:51,628 - Yes. - Yeah. 750 00:43:51,963 --> 00:43:53,315 Well good good, I don't know who's 751 00:43:53,339 --> 00:43:55,546 responsible for this, but we've got to stop them! 752 00:43:55,883 --> 00:43:57,683 Particularly before the press gets this story. 753 00:44:02,932 --> 00:44:03,546 Green hair. 754 00:44:03,891 --> 00:44:05,722 Green, much more green. 755 00:44:06,060 --> 00:44:08,392 - Bigger head. - Attitude. 756 00:44:08,729 --> 00:44:11,220 - Now bigger hair. - And attitude, attitude. 757 00:44:15,862 --> 00:44:20,731 Yeah. 758 00:44:24,245 --> 00:44:25,610 Yes, that's her, 759 00:44:25,955 --> 00:44:26,535 she's the one who robbed me 760 00:44:26,873 --> 00:44:27,453 with a can of hair spray. 761 00:44:27,790 --> 00:44:28,199 She's a threat to the community 762 00:44:28,541 --> 00:44:29,541 and the environment. 763 00:44:37,300 --> 00:44:38,710 Great take! 764 00:44:39,051 --> 00:44:41,212 I can't remember having this much fun. 765 00:44:41,554 --> 00:44:43,636 I think I'm gonna buy me a fur coat. 766 00:44:45,099 --> 00:44:45,679 You know, seeing all this 767 00:44:46,017 --> 00:44:47,632 money gets me hot! 768 00:44:49,770 --> 00:44:51,135 You don't say! 769 00:44:54,233 --> 00:44:55,233 Whoop! 770 00:44:56,277 --> 00:44:56,857 You should have seen it. 771 00:44:57,195 --> 00:44:58,230 It was awful! 772 00:44:58,571 --> 00:45:00,357 What are you talking about? 773 00:45:00,698 --> 00:45:01,818 We were waiting in the car 774 00:45:02,074 --> 00:45:03,074 while Rosie and Loretta 775 00:45:03,326 --> 00:45:04,907 were holding up the seedy bar. 776 00:45:05,244 --> 00:45:06,279 They were barely inside 777 00:45:06,621 --> 00:45:08,577 when the cop shows up and nabs them both! 778 00:45:08,915 --> 00:45:09,915 What?! 779 00:45:09,957 --> 00:45:11,268 Did you get any of the cash from them? 780 00:45:11,292 --> 00:45:12,292 Are you kidding? 781 00:45:12,585 --> 00:45:13,905 We were lucky to get out of there! 782 00:45:14,045 --> 00:45:16,832 Who could be onto us already? 783 00:45:17,173 --> 00:45:18,959 Some cop dressed up like a clown. 784 00:45:21,052 --> 00:45:23,338 You ask me, it's a pretty good cover. 785 00:45:23,679 --> 00:45:24,885 Well no one's asking you. 786 00:45:25,223 --> 00:45:26,884 Hey, look at this. 787 00:45:27,225 --> 00:45:28,806 A former prison inmate, 788 00:45:29,143 --> 00:45:30,599 who is now on the force, 789 00:45:32,355 --> 00:45:33,640 a pair of the escaped convicts 790 00:45:33,981 --> 00:45:35,767 right in the middle of a holdup 791 00:45:36,108 --> 00:45:38,315 and she did it while dressed as a clown. 792 00:45:38,653 --> 00:45:39,688 What, let me see that! 793 00:45:41,197 --> 00:45:43,358 Why that little, that's Samantha, 794 00:45:43,699 --> 00:45:45,530 she used to be my cellmate. 795 00:45:45,868 --> 00:45:46,868 Your cellmate? 796 00:45:49,038 --> 00:45:49,652 I should have strangled her 797 00:45:49,997 --> 00:45:51,453 while I had the chance. 798 00:45:51,791 --> 00:45:53,372 I can't believe this! 799 00:45:53,709 --> 00:45:54,949 Well what do you want 800 00:45:55,294 --> 00:45:56,294 us to do about it? 801 00:45:57,421 --> 00:45:58,536 I'll take care of her. 802 00:45:58,881 --> 00:46:00,872 And the rest of that worthless vice squad! 803 00:46:11,102 --> 00:46:12,102 Hello? 804 00:46:12,436 --> 00:46:14,222 Oh, he's here now? 805 00:46:14,563 --> 00:46:15,973 Oh good, good, I'll be right there. 806 00:46:18,943 --> 00:46:20,774 Holly, candy, come with me. 807 00:46:21,112 --> 00:46:23,068 There's someone I want you to meet. 808 00:46:33,833 --> 00:46:35,824 I've decided I'm going to call in a specialist 809 00:46:36,168 --> 00:46:37,658 to help us with our situation. 810 00:46:38,004 --> 00:46:39,710 Professor kaufinger. 811 00:46:40,881 --> 00:46:41,996 Professor kaufinger? 812 00:46:42,341 --> 00:46:43,701 Yes, he's gonna study the effects 813 00:46:44,010 --> 00:46:46,422 of insects spraying right here in our police lab. 814 00:46:46,762 --> 00:46:48,073 Maybe he can tell us what possesses 815 00:46:48,097 --> 00:46:49,337 this malathion woman. 816 00:46:50,683 --> 00:46:52,514 Course he's going to need a good assistant, 817 00:46:52,852 --> 00:46:54,843 so which one of you wants to volunteer? 818 00:46:55,896 --> 00:46:57,887 Gosh, it's really tempting, but 819 00:46:58,232 --> 00:46:59,672 putting your filing system in order 820 00:46:59,775 --> 00:47:01,857 is something I would really hate to miss out on. 821 00:47:02,194 --> 00:47:03,309 Now girls, girls, girls, 822 00:47:03,654 --> 00:47:05,519 he only needs one of you, come on. 823 00:47:07,074 --> 00:47:09,156 Candy, congratulations, you beat me to it. 824 00:47:09,493 --> 00:47:10,824 Hey wait a minute! 825 00:47:17,376 --> 00:47:18,582 Hello, commissioner. 826 00:47:18,919 --> 00:47:20,022 Sorry I'm late, I just finished 827 00:47:20,046 --> 00:47:21,046 my workout at the gym. 828 00:47:22,631 --> 00:47:23,996 You're professor kaufinger? 829 00:47:24,342 --> 00:47:25,673 Yes I am. 830 00:47:26,010 --> 00:47:26,465 Are you going to be my assistant? 831 00:47:26,802 --> 00:47:28,133 Uh, no. 832 00:47:28,471 --> 00:47:29,471 I'm your assistant. 833 00:47:29,513 --> 00:47:30,753 My name's candy. 834 00:47:31,098 --> 00:47:31,757 Nice to meet you. 835 00:47:32,099 --> 00:47:33,305 I'm gonna go change. 836 00:47:35,102 --> 00:47:36,967 Meet me at the lab in a few minutes. 837 00:47:37,938 --> 00:47:39,644 I'll be right there. 838 00:47:42,985 --> 00:47:45,692 Well as you were. 839 00:47:47,031 --> 00:47:48,521 Listen candy, I've reconsidered. 840 00:47:48,866 --> 00:47:49,866 I'll take the job. 841 00:47:49,909 --> 00:47:50,909 The hell you will! 842 00:47:50,951 --> 00:47:51,951 The hell I won't! 843 00:47:56,957 --> 00:47:58,697 Candy, I really see no reason why we 844 00:48:04,048 --> 00:48:05,128 Excuse me. 845 00:48:05,466 --> 00:48:06,797 Would you mind closing the door? 846 00:48:10,304 --> 00:48:11,464 I've decided that I'd like 847 00:48:11,806 --> 00:48:13,922 to be your lab assistant also. 848 00:48:14,266 --> 00:48:16,632 Fine, there's an extra lab coat in the back. 849 00:48:16,977 --> 00:48:17,977 Thank you. 850 00:49:02,273 --> 00:49:03,500 I didn't want to spill anything 851 00:49:03,524 --> 00:49:04,524 on my clothes. 852 00:49:05,943 --> 00:49:06,943 I see. 853 00:49:07,278 --> 00:49:08,278 I didn't want to spill 854 00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:09,320 anything on my clothes. 855 00:49:12,658 --> 00:49:13,658 Excuse us. 856 00:49:17,621 --> 00:49:18,986 Listen, you conniving hussy, 857 00:49:19,331 --> 00:49:20,475 what do you think you're up to? 858 00:49:20,499 --> 00:49:21,955 I'm going to be his assistant. 859 00:49:22,293 --> 00:49:24,079 Yeah, well he's way out of your league. 860 00:49:24,420 --> 00:49:25,660 What do you mean by that?! 861 00:49:26,005 --> 00:49:28,087 He's good looking and a professional! 862 00:49:29,216 --> 00:49:30,797 Girls, I'm waiting. 863 00:49:31,135 --> 00:49:32,250 Coming! 864 00:49:36,056 --> 00:49:37,736 Could one of you get a beaker over there? 865 00:49:37,808 --> 00:49:38,968 Certainly. 866 00:49:39,310 --> 00:49:40,310 I'l do it! 867 00:49:41,437 --> 00:49:42,622 Give me that, you don't even 868 00:49:42,646 --> 00:49:44,011 know what a beaker looks like! 869 00:49:46,859 --> 00:49:48,645 Here you go! 870 00:49:48,986 --> 00:49:49,986 Thank you. 871 00:49:51,113 --> 00:49:53,479 My name is Holly, I didn't catch your first name. 872 00:49:53,824 --> 00:49:55,314 Nice to meet you, I'm dirk. 873 00:49:56,869 --> 00:49:59,611 Dirk, you know that name really suits you. 874 00:50:01,874 --> 00:50:03,956 I took several chemistry tests in school. 875 00:50:04,293 --> 00:50:06,204 They should prove to be valuable today. 876 00:50:06,545 --> 00:50:09,287 Yeah, and I took lots of tests also. 877 00:50:09,632 --> 00:50:10,817 Candy, we don't want to hear about 878 00:50:10,841 --> 00:50:12,047 your trips to the free clinic. 879 00:50:13,385 --> 00:50:14,404 Girls, could you get me a sample 880 00:50:14,428 --> 00:50:15,008 of the malathion solution, 881 00:50:15,346 --> 00:50:16,546 it's in the corner over there. 882 00:50:16,639 --> 00:50:17,639 I'll get it! 883 00:50:19,767 --> 00:50:21,177 I can handle this one myself, candy! 884 00:50:21,519 --> 00:50:22,519 I already have it! 885 00:50:22,853 --> 00:50:25,219 And be careful with it, it's highly toxic. 886 00:50:25,564 --> 00:50:26,564 If you say so. 887 00:50:31,654 --> 00:50:32,860 Thank you. 888 00:50:33,197 --> 00:50:34,197 Next I need... 889 00:50:34,323 --> 00:50:35,904 I'll get it! 890 00:50:36,242 --> 00:50:37,242 Okay, candy you get me 891 00:50:37,284 --> 00:50:38,345 the culture dishes over there 892 00:50:38,369 --> 00:50:40,325 and Holly, you get me the bunsen burner. 893 00:50:40,663 --> 00:50:41,663 Good as done! 894 00:50:44,416 --> 00:50:45,952 Do you see the culture dishes? 895 00:50:48,212 --> 00:50:49,692 It's probably right under your nose, 896 00:50:49,755 --> 00:50:50,915 but you just don't see it! 897 00:51:01,141 --> 00:51:06,010 Hey! 898 00:51:07,189 --> 00:51:08,304 Here you go. 899 00:51:10,442 --> 00:51:11,898 Are you ready to light my fire? 900 00:51:12,236 --> 00:51:13,236 Pardon me? 901 00:51:13,529 --> 00:51:16,145 Listen dirk, this chemistry stuff is for kids. 902 00:51:16,490 --> 00:51:18,401 Let's get down to some real experimenting. 903 00:51:19,660 --> 00:51:20,660 Somehow I fail to grasp 904 00:51:20,953 --> 00:51:21,993 what you're trying to say. 905 00:51:25,499 --> 00:51:26,079 Here, let me make myself clear. 906 00:51:26,417 --> 00:51:27,577 Be careful, these chemicals 907 00:51:27,710 --> 00:51:29,621 are highly volatile when they're incensed. 908 00:51:29,962 --> 00:51:31,623 Yeah, well so am I. 909 00:51:31,964 --> 00:51:32,964 Here's the dish. 910 00:51:35,884 --> 00:51:37,564 Honestly candy, can't you see we're busy? 911 00:51:37,845 --> 00:51:39,506 He was just about to light my fire. 912 00:51:39,847 --> 00:51:40,847 Oh really? 913 00:51:42,725 --> 00:51:43,965 Listen dirk, if anybody's about 914 00:51:44,310 --> 00:51:45,891 to get their fire lit, it better be me. 915 00:51:46,228 --> 00:51:46,842 I'm the one who volunteered 916 00:51:47,187 --> 00:51:48,307 to be your stupid assistant! 917 00:51:48,606 --> 00:51:50,125 If anybody's going to be your stupid assistant, 918 00:51:50,149 --> 00:51:51,149 it's going to be Mel! 919 00:51:51,483 --> 00:51:53,163 Girls, why don't you flip a coin over it? 920 00:51:53,485 --> 00:51:53,940 Fine! 921 00:51:54,278 --> 00:51:55,278 I get tails. 922 00:52:01,785 --> 00:52:02,785 Oh Amanda! 923 00:52:06,290 --> 00:52:08,121 Uh, it's Samantha, sir. 924 00:52:08,459 --> 00:52:09,728 Could you please mail this for me? 925 00:52:09,752 --> 00:52:10,752 It's very important. 926 00:52:12,212 --> 00:52:13,212 Right away, sir. 927 00:52:22,431 --> 00:52:22,886 Keep your mouth shut 928 00:52:23,223 --> 00:52:24,633 and you won't get hurt. 929 00:52:31,231 --> 00:52:32,231 We need to talk. 930 00:52:34,652 --> 00:52:36,483 Well I don't have anything to say to you. 931 00:52:36,820 --> 00:52:38,060 From what I understand, 932 00:52:38,405 --> 00:52:40,236 you stopped a robbery yesterday. 933 00:52:40,574 --> 00:52:41,154 That was money I was going 934 00:52:41,492 --> 00:52:43,232 to get a cut out of. 935 00:52:43,577 --> 00:52:44,777 Look, I have my own job now, 936 00:52:44,870 --> 00:52:46,485 I don't care what differences we have. 937 00:52:49,958 --> 00:52:53,200 I'm not asking you to leave your job. 938 00:52:53,545 --> 00:52:55,410 I like where you are right now. 939 00:52:55,756 --> 00:52:57,246 So what are you saying? 940 00:52:57,591 --> 00:52:59,582 What are they paying you for all this work? 941 00:53:00,552 --> 00:53:01,552 Right now nothing, 942 00:53:01,762 --> 00:53:03,172 I'm in this training program. 943 00:53:04,264 --> 00:53:06,505 I don't believe in training programs. 944 00:53:06,850 --> 00:53:08,286 How would you like to be working for me 945 00:53:08,310 --> 00:53:09,310 and getting paid for it? 946 00:53:12,398 --> 00:53:14,639 I'm not going to quit my job for you! 947 00:53:14,983 --> 00:53:16,314 No one's asking you to quit. 948 00:53:16,652 --> 00:53:18,392 I'll pay you to stay on the force. 949 00:53:18,737 --> 00:53:21,353 Just overlook any of my crimes that you see. 950 00:53:22,658 --> 00:53:25,115 Forget it, I'm not going to be in the take. 951 00:53:25,452 --> 00:53:26,988 You're a fool, Samantha. 952 00:53:27,329 --> 00:53:28,390 Yeah, you really want to live 953 00:53:28,414 --> 00:53:30,120 on minimum wage salary? 954 00:53:32,835 --> 00:53:33,950 Think it over. 955 00:53:34,294 --> 00:53:35,294 I'll be in touch. 956 00:54:17,504 --> 00:54:19,244 Excuse us for just a moment. 957 00:54:25,345 --> 00:54:27,301 This better be good. 958 00:54:27,639 --> 00:54:28,639 I finally have it, 959 00:54:28,724 --> 00:54:30,806 our one way ticket back on the force. 960 00:54:31,143 --> 00:54:33,225 I just saw Samantha outside with malathion. 961 00:54:33,562 --> 00:54:34,562 She's on the take. 962 00:54:34,646 --> 00:54:35,646 What? 963 00:54:35,689 --> 00:54:36,689 If you saw malathion, 964 00:54:36,732 --> 00:54:38,563 why didn't you try and catch her? 965 00:54:38,901 --> 00:54:40,812 Candy, you are always thinking so small. 966 00:54:41,153 --> 00:54:42,433 Now that we know that Samantha's 967 00:54:42,488 --> 00:54:43,147 working on the other side, 968 00:54:43,489 --> 00:54:45,249 it'll be easy to get her kicked off the force 969 00:54:45,574 --> 00:54:47,314 and get malathion at the same time. 970 00:54:47,659 --> 00:54:49,991 But Samantha seems so nice. 971 00:54:50,329 --> 00:54:52,411 Candy, this is your biggest problem. 972 00:54:52,748 --> 00:54:54,739 You're always looking for the good in people. 973 00:54:55,083 --> 00:54:56,869 Why can't you be more like me? 974 00:54:57,211 --> 00:54:58,371 I still think you're wrong. 975 00:54:58,629 --> 00:55:00,290 Fine, then I'll take the credit 976 00:55:00,631 --> 00:55:01,631 when I expose her. 977 00:55:08,305 --> 00:55:10,887 Ah, did you mail that letter for me? 978 00:55:11,225 --> 00:55:12,225 Yes I did, sir. 979 00:55:12,267 --> 00:55:14,258 May I ask you a question? 980 00:55:15,562 --> 00:55:17,348 Certainly, what is it? 981 00:55:17,689 --> 00:55:19,975 I was wondering, am I gonna get paid 982 00:55:20,317 --> 00:55:21,773 for any of training that I'm doing? 983 00:55:23,362 --> 00:55:25,193 Well I'm sure you understand 984 00:55:25,531 --> 00:55:28,364 that there is no pay for the training program. 985 00:55:28,700 --> 00:55:31,282 Yeah, I was afraid of that. 986 00:55:31,620 --> 00:55:34,032 Let's say after the training is completed. 987 00:55:35,457 --> 00:55:37,789 Well I suppose we can give you 988 00:55:38,126 --> 00:55:39,286 a starting salary. 989 00:55:39,628 --> 00:55:41,628 And of course if you show a good enough performance 990 00:55:41,797 --> 00:55:44,288 then you'll get a raise in six months. 991 00:55:44,633 --> 00:55:46,169 Ms. Devonshire, how long have 992 00:55:46,510 --> 00:55:47,795 you been on the force? 993 00:55:48,136 --> 00:55:49,876 12 years, sir. 994 00:55:50,222 --> 00:55:52,304 12 of the longest, best, 995 00:55:52,641 --> 00:55:55,508 and more rewarding years of my life. 996 00:55:56,478 --> 00:55:58,434 And how much do you get paid? 997 00:56:00,816 --> 00:56:04,149 $4.60 an hour. 998 00:56:07,322 --> 00:56:12,191 Now we can start you at $4.00 an hour. 999 00:56:13,996 --> 00:56:15,236 How does that sound? 1000 00:56:15,581 --> 00:56:17,412 And think of all the incentive 1001 00:56:17,749 --> 00:56:19,489 someone like Ms. Devonshire could be to you. 1002 00:56:23,589 --> 00:56:26,547 You know I like you, Sabrina. 1003 00:56:28,802 --> 00:56:32,966 I'm gonna give you $5.00 an hour. 1004 00:56:33,307 --> 00:56:34,638 $5.00 an hour?! 1005 00:56:34,975 --> 00:56:36,556 Be quiet, Ms. Devonshire! 1006 00:56:38,353 --> 00:56:39,433 How does that sound? 1007 00:56:39,771 --> 00:56:41,477 And think of all the benefits you get. 1008 00:56:41,815 --> 00:56:44,807 Do you know that if you get shot in the line of duty, 1009 00:56:45,152 --> 00:56:46,858 we pay all your hospital bills? 1010 00:56:47,195 --> 00:56:49,311 And if you happen to get killed in the line of duty, 1011 00:56:49,656 --> 00:56:52,693 well then you really rake it in. 1012 00:56:53,911 --> 00:56:55,651 Makes you have to really take a 1013 00:56:55,996 --> 00:56:59,534 good long look at that future in vice enforcement. 1014 00:57:05,339 --> 00:57:07,705 I just hope you're right about Samantha. 1015 00:57:08,050 --> 00:57:10,291 Wait a minute, I still need an assistant. 1016 00:57:10,636 --> 00:57:11,836 Oh go play with your beaker! 1017 00:57:13,013 --> 00:57:14,423 Attention, a robbery in progress 1018 00:57:14,765 --> 00:57:16,325 has been spotted at the recycling center 1019 00:57:16,475 --> 00:57:17,590 at coanga and lakerscum. 1020 00:57:17,935 --> 00:57:19,721 All available officers report at once. 1021 00:57:20,062 --> 00:57:21,542 The suspects are reported to be armed. 1022 00:57:21,813 --> 00:57:23,974 The recycling center! 1023 00:57:24,316 --> 00:57:25,793 Why those are the people that give us that money 1024 00:57:25,817 --> 00:57:27,523 for the field day competition every year. 1025 00:57:27,861 --> 00:57:30,477 Do we have any spare officers we can send out? 1026 00:57:30,822 --> 00:57:32,653 No sir, they're all on duty. 1027 00:57:32,991 --> 00:57:36,233 Ahh, candy, Holly, I'm putting you back 1028 00:57:43,669 --> 00:57:45,500 On active duty as of now. 1029 00:57:45,837 --> 00:57:46,837 Thank you, sir! 1030 00:57:47,089 --> 00:57:48,089 You won't regret it. 1031 00:57:50,676 --> 00:57:51,756 What about me? 1032 00:57:52,094 --> 00:57:53,363 I've got something very important 1033 00:57:53,387 --> 00:57:54,707 for you to do too, Ms. Devonshire. 1034 00:57:56,223 --> 00:57:57,223 Get back in my office 1035 00:57:57,265 --> 00:57:58,596 and start collating my drawers. 1036 00:58:03,981 --> 00:58:04,436 Hey, did you hear that? 1037 00:58:04,773 --> 00:58:05,933 We're back on the force! 1038 00:58:06,274 --> 00:58:07,514 Will you give me back my gun? 1039 00:58:07,859 --> 00:58:09,349 I hope you've had time to clean it. 1040 00:58:09,695 --> 00:58:11,026 That's not my gun. 1041 00:58:11,363 --> 00:58:12,648 You know, there's this chrome job 1042 00:58:12,990 --> 00:58:13,990 I've really been... 1043 00:58:14,032 --> 00:58:15,032 Oh and girls. 1044 00:58:16,785 --> 00:58:18,425 I'd like you take Samantha along with you, 1045 00:58:18,662 --> 00:58:20,422 I think the experience will do her some good. 1046 00:58:21,665 --> 00:58:23,530 Get her an extra gun, alright? 1047 00:58:24,793 --> 00:58:26,658 Samantha, oh, very good! 1048 00:58:27,587 --> 00:58:28,587 Good luck, vice trainee. 1049 00:58:28,797 --> 00:58:29,912 Thank you, sir. 1050 00:58:46,898 --> 00:58:47,478 Alright, just follow me 1051 00:58:47,816 --> 00:58:48,816 and do as I say. 1052 00:58:48,900 --> 00:58:49,900 Who put you in charge? 1053 00:58:50,235 --> 00:58:50,815 Who else would you 1054 00:58:51,153 --> 00:58:52,689 rather have be in charge? 1055 00:58:53,030 --> 00:58:54,030 Alright. 1056 00:59:02,581 --> 00:59:05,414 Alright, we'll spread out and try and find them. 1057 00:59:09,755 --> 00:59:11,837 Hurry up, we've been in here long enough. 1058 00:59:12,174 --> 00:59:13,894 Keep your shirt on, we're almost finished. 1059 00:59:14,134 --> 00:59:15,624 You got everything? 1060 00:59:17,888 --> 00:59:19,879 Yeah, all cleaned out. 1061 00:59:20,223 --> 00:59:21,679 Alright, hold it right there! 1062 00:59:26,480 --> 00:59:27,480 It's only Samantha. 1063 00:59:27,773 --> 00:59:28,773 Yeah, you scared us! 1064 00:59:29,107 --> 00:59:30,563 We thought you were a real cop. 1065 00:59:30,901 --> 00:59:32,607 Well I am gonna be a real cop 1066 00:59:32,944 --> 00:59:34,400 and I'm taking you two in with me! 1067 00:59:34,738 --> 00:59:35,858 Oh please, didn't you like 1068 00:59:35,947 --> 00:59:37,938 what malathion had to offer you? 1069 00:59:38,283 --> 00:59:39,864 Are you kidding, that woman's crazy. 1070 00:59:40,202 --> 00:59:41,738 No, you're the crazy one. 1071 00:59:42,079 --> 00:59:44,161 How much you getting paid to be on the force? 1072 00:59:45,540 --> 00:59:46,700 $5.00 an hour. 1073 00:59:48,668 --> 00:59:49,748 You've got to be kidding. 1074 00:59:51,296 --> 00:59:53,708 But I bet if I take you two in I'll get a bonus. 1075 00:59:54,049 --> 00:59:55,459 You want a bonus? 1076 00:59:55,801 --> 00:59:57,166 How does this look to you? 1077 00:59:57,511 --> 00:59:58,511 What do you say? 1078 00:59:59,763 --> 01:00:00,865 This is more than you'll make 1079 01:00:00,889 --> 01:00:02,880 in 10 years on the force. 1080 01:00:03,225 --> 01:00:06,433 And this is your cut just for one day's job. 1081 01:00:07,521 --> 01:00:08,101 Forget it. 1082 01:00:08,438 --> 01:00:09,438 I'm taking you two in. 1083 01:00:10,941 --> 01:00:12,602 You're a fool, Samantha. 1084 01:00:12,943 --> 01:00:14,683 Always have been, always will be. 1085 01:00:15,779 --> 01:00:16,779 Freeze! 1086 01:00:16,863 --> 01:00:19,275 You're all under arrest! 1087 01:00:19,616 --> 01:00:20,856 Look, now they got away! 1088 01:00:24,788 --> 01:00:26,619 Hurry, we're almost out of here! 1089 01:00:33,713 --> 01:00:35,073 I can't believe this, I had them! 1090 01:00:35,257 --> 01:00:36,484 You know this was all part of your 1091 01:00:36,508 --> 01:00:37,623 plan to let them get away. 1092 01:00:37,968 --> 01:00:38,548 What plan? 1093 01:00:38,885 --> 01:00:40,125 Read about it in my report. 1094 01:00:47,269 --> 01:00:49,476 So you think Samantha helped you get away? 1095 01:00:49,813 --> 01:00:52,054 Well she wasn't going to at first. 1096 01:00:52,399 --> 01:00:54,685 Yeah, but showing her a wad of bills 1097 01:00:55,026 --> 01:00:56,562 made her come to her senses. 1098 01:00:56,903 --> 01:00:58,234 I thought she'd come around. 1099 01:00:59,573 --> 01:01:00,573 I'm a woman of my word, 1100 01:01:00,740 --> 01:01:02,071 see to it she gets her cut. 1101 01:01:02,409 --> 01:01:03,409 Will do. 1102 01:01:04,786 --> 01:01:06,401 Things should go real smooth 1103 01:01:06,746 --> 01:01:07,826 with her on the force now. 1104 01:01:14,004 --> 01:01:16,620 These are some very serious accusations 1105 01:01:16,965 --> 01:01:18,330 you've made about Samantha. 1106 01:01:18,675 --> 01:01:20,540 Every bit of it's true. 1107 01:01:20,886 --> 01:01:21,886 Ask her for yourself. 1108 01:01:29,144 --> 01:01:31,135 Just watch this. 1109 01:01:31,479 --> 01:01:35,097 Samantha, have a word with you? 1110 01:01:35,442 --> 01:01:36,722 Why certainly, sir. 1111 01:01:37,777 --> 01:01:38,777 I've heard some rather 1112 01:01:39,070 --> 01:01:40,560 disturbing news, Samantha. 1113 01:01:40,906 --> 01:01:42,737 I heard that malathion offered you 1114 01:01:43,074 --> 01:01:45,235 a bribe to help assist her in her crimes. 1115 01:01:45,577 --> 01:01:46,577 Is it true? 1116 01:01:47,579 --> 01:01:48,694 Well yes, but I didn't... 1117 01:01:49,039 --> 01:01:51,200 Why didn't you tell me, Samantha? 1118 01:01:52,626 --> 01:01:54,287 Because I didn't go along with it. 1119 01:01:54,628 --> 01:01:56,230 I had already caught two members in her group 1120 01:01:56,254 --> 01:01:57,790 and I almost had the other two. 1121 01:01:58,131 --> 01:01:59,746 Ah, but you didn't catch them, 1122 01:02:00,091 --> 01:02:01,706 you let them get away, huh? 1123 01:02:02,052 --> 01:02:03,588 I didn't let them get away! 1124 01:02:03,929 --> 01:02:05,669 Sorry it had to end this way. 1125 01:02:06,848 --> 01:02:08,588 Clean out your locker, Samantha. 1126 01:02:08,934 --> 01:02:10,799 Effective immediately, you're off 1127 01:02:11,144 --> 01:02:12,850 the training program officially. 1128 01:02:13,188 --> 01:02:14,473 What? 1129 01:02:14,814 --> 01:02:16,975 That's right, tomorrow you can go back to prison 1130 01:02:17,317 --> 01:02:19,524 and live out the remainder of your sentence. 1131 01:02:19,861 --> 01:02:22,352 Tonight, you can stay in a holding tank. 1132 01:02:23,949 --> 01:02:25,229 But, but I didn't do anything! 1133 01:02:25,325 --> 01:02:26,325 I'm innocent! 1134 01:02:29,621 --> 01:02:31,782 And to think, I was going to 1135 01:02:32,123 --> 01:02:34,409 pay her $5.00 an hour. 1136 01:02:36,336 --> 01:02:37,451 What did I tell you? 1137 01:02:37,796 --> 01:02:39,286 And I did it with one day to spare. 1138 01:02:39,631 --> 01:02:41,622 That was really a rotten thing to do. 1139 01:02:41,967 --> 01:02:43,487 Oh shut up, I'm not gonna lose my job 1140 01:02:43,635 --> 01:02:45,250 to some crash course ex con. 1141 01:02:48,014 --> 01:02:49,345 Ms. Devonshire, aren't you gonna 1142 01:02:49,683 --> 01:02:51,139 do anything about this? 1143 01:02:51,476 --> 01:02:54,843 Well he was gonna pay her more than I get. 1144 01:03:02,862 --> 01:03:03,862 Samantha? 1145 01:03:05,115 --> 01:03:07,026 I'm really sorry about what happened. 1146 01:03:07,367 --> 01:03:09,073 If there's anything I can do... 1147 01:03:09,411 --> 01:03:11,493 Don't worry about it, it wasn't your fault. 1148 01:03:12,497 --> 01:03:13,987 I did enjoy working with you. 1149 01:03:15,834 --> 01:03:16,834 Thanks. 1150 01:03:17,585 --> 01:03:18,745 I really wanted to have a job 1151 01:03:19,045 --> 01:03:20,605 waiting for me when I got out of prison. 1152 01:03:22,966 --> 01:03:25,207 I guess I ruined all my chances of that, huh? 1153 01:03:25,552 --> 01:03:26,712 Aw, don't think like that. 1154 01:03:27,053 --> 01:03:28,918 You'll have plenty of opportunities. 1155 01:03:30,056 --> 01:03:32,388 Yeah, guess I should just 1156 01:03:32,726 --> 01:03:33,886 stick to what I know best. 1157 01:03:35,186 --> 01:03:36,266 I meant what I said 1158 01:03:36,604 --> 01:03:37,884 about helping you if you need it. 1159 01:03:38,023 --> 01:03:39,229 Really? 1160 01:03:39,566 --> 01:03:40,566 Thanks. 1161 01:03:43,862 --> 01:03:44,862 Thanks. 1162 01:03:50,118 --> 01:03:51,137 "Here's the money I promised you 1163 01:03:51,161 --> 01:03:52,367 "for helping me out. 1164 01:03:52,704 --> 01:03:53,704 "Good work! 1165 01:03:54,706 --> 01:03:55,706 "Melathion." 1166 01:04:00,503 --> 01:04:01,503 I've got it! 1167 01:04:01,546 --> 01:04:03,002 An anti-melathion formula. 1168 01:04:04,132 --> 01:04:05,747 Good work! 1169 01:04:06,092 --> 01:04:07,957 And not a moment too soon. 1170 01:04:09,471 --> 01:04:11,302 I guess having me as a lab assistant 1171 01:04:11,639 --> 01:04:12,799 really helped. 1172 01:04:13,141 --> 01:04:14,141 Yeah, right. 1173 01:04:15,185 --> 01:04:16,550 Now all we need is a plan 1174 01:04:16,895 --> 01:04:18,601 to get her out of hiding, right? 1175 01:04:18,938 --> 01:04:21,850 Something so tempting, so tempting, 1176 01:04:23,109 --> 01:04:25,316 that she won't possibly be able to resist. 1177 01:04:29,699 --> 01:04:32,816 Hello, I'm Ms. Devonshire 1178 01:04:33,161 --> 01:04:34,430 and this afternoon the police station 1179 01:04:34,454 --> 01:04:37,241 is sponsoring an earth day celebration. 1180 01:04:38,500 --> 01:04:40,115 Now all refreshments will be served 1181 01:04:40,460 --> 01:04:42,496 on biodegradable plates and there will be 1182 01:04:42,837 --> 01:04:46,045 an entertaining lecture on recycling. 1183 01:04:47,425 --> 01:04:50,792 And all cars are welcomed for a free smog check. 1184 01:04:51,137 --> 01:04:53,219 Admission to this event is simply 1185 01:04:53,556 --> 01:04:56,263 the donation of a piece of recyclable material. 1186 01:04:56,601 --> 01:04:58,011 All proceeds will go to the 1187 01:04:58,353 --> 01:04:59,809 policemen's pension fund. 1188 01:05:00,146 --> 01:05:01,946 There will be plenty of food and drink for all 1189 01:05:02,273 --> 01:05:04,013 and remember, there will be a drawing 1190 01:05:04,359 --> 01:05:07,817 for a large sum of money. 1191 01:05:08,154 --> 01:05:09,314 Got that? 1192 01:05:09,656 --> 01:05:11,988 A large, unguarded, 1193 01:05:12,325 --> 01:05:14,566 out in the open sum of money. 1194 01:05:16,079 --> 01:05:18,491 I can't stand it anymore! 1195 01:05:18,832 --> 01:05:21,073 Rev up the car, we've got a party to crash! 1196 01:05:23,628 --> 01:05:26,119 Now let's turn to our community segment, 1197 01:05:26,464 --> 01:05:28,671 something I like to call Devonshire's corner. 1198 01:05:29,008 --> 01:05:32,717 Why we'll address topics of interest to me. 1199 01:05:33,054 --> 01:05:36,137 Topics like corporal punishment, 1200 01:05:36,474 --> 01:05:40,808 the death penalty, interrogation techniques. 1201 01:05:41,146 --> 01:05:42,506 Oh, I'm getting rather excited now. 1202 01:05:42,730 --> 01:05:43,310 As a matter of fact my first 1203 01:05:43,648 --> 01:05:44,854 we're off the air, miss. 1204 01:05:47,110 --> 01:05:50,694 Well good work, Ms. Devonshire! 1205 01:05:51,990 --> 01:05:53,776 Very convincing, huh? 1206 01:05:54,117 --> 01:05:57,860 I particularly liked the part about the death penalty. 1207 01:05:58,204 --> 01:05:59,204 Oh, thank you. 1208 01:05:59,956 --> 01:06:00,956 What a great ideal 1209 01:06:01,249 --> 01:06:02,830 an event for conservation! 1210 01:06:04,335 --> 01:06:05,450 It's about time. 1211 01:06:07,297 --> 01:06:09,083 This is not a real event! 1212 01:06:09,424 --> 01:06:11,836 It is intended to lure malathion out of hiding. 1213 01:06:12,177 --> 01:06:13,883 When she hears this she will not be able 1214 01:06:14,220 --> 01:06:16,711 to resist showing up and this time 1215 01:06:17,056 --> 01:06:18,421 we will be ready. 1216 01:06:18,766 --> 01:06:20,757 Oh, so we don't really have to 1217 01:06:21,102 --> 01:06:23,058 bring anything recyclable to get in. 1218 01:06:23,396 --> 01:06:25,227 Oh yes you do! 1219 01:06:27,775 --> 01:06:30,141 I want everything to be as realistic as possible, 1220 01:06:30,487 --> 01:06:33,979 particularly the part about the drawing of the money. 1221 01:06:35,074 --> 01:06:36,939 Just how realistic do you intend to be, sir? 1222 01:06:37,285 --> 01:06:38,445 Well I've got a great idea. 1223 01:06:38,661 --> 01:06:39,661 What we're gonna is 1224 01:06:39,787 --> 01:06:41,027 I'm gonna cash all the checks 1225 01:06:41,372 --> 01:06:42,657 of everybody on the force 1226 01:06:42,999 --> 01:06:45,081 and I'm gonna use that money as bait! 1227 01:06:46,419 --> 01:06:48,250 As soon as malathion sees that money 1228 01:06:48,588 --> 01:06:50,169 why she's just got to go for it! 1229 01:06:50,507 --> 01:06:52,463 What about your paycheck, sir? 1230 01:06:53,718 --> 01:06:56,380 Nah, your paychecks will be plenty. 1231 01:06:56,721 --> 01:06:57,961 Our paychecks? 1232 01:06:58,306 --> 01:06:59,967 And what if she gets away with them? 1233 01:07:00,308 --> 01:07:01,673 Well it'll give you a greater 1234 01:07:02,018 --> 01:07:03,508 incentive to catch her, won't it? 1235 01:07:06,064 --> 01:07:07,304 Come on, Ms. Devonshire, 1236 01:07:07,649 --> 01:07:09,139 there's work to be done. 1237 01:07:30,129 --> 01:07:31,148 This is the most disgusting 1238 01:07:31,172 --> 01:07:32,412 group of people I've ever seen. 1239 01:07:32,674 --> 01:07:34,039 Ms. Devonshire, be nice. 1240 01:07:34,384 --> 01:07:35,590 These are our guests. 1241 01:07:35,927 --> 01:07:38,134 Let's just hope they don't take anything. 1242 01:07:39,180 --> 01:07:40,180 Welcome! 1243 01:07:41,724 --> 01:07:43,635 We don't burn our bras anymore. 1244 01:07:43,977 --> 01:07:45,183 We make them into quilts. 1245 01:07:48,898 --> 01:07:50,889 Very commendable. 1246 01:07:51,234 --> 01:07:52,234 Phew! 1247 01:07:53,570 --> 01:07:54,810 Our beamer's the red one. 1248 01:07:55,154 --> 01:07:56,154 Make sure you have 1249 01:07:56,447 --> 01:07:57,727 our smog device checked, alright? 1250 01:08:00,243 --> 01:08:02,029 What, of course. 1251 01:08:02,370 --> 01:08:04,326 Now that's what I call recyclable waste. 1252 01:08:07,375 --> 01:08:08,519 I cleaned up the parking lot 1253 01:08:08,543 --> 01:08:10,204 as I collected these cans. 1254 01:08:10,545 --> 01:08:12,410 Oh, very good! 1255 01:08:18,678 --> 01:08:20,168 Every little bit helps. 1256 01:08:21,764 --> 01:08:25,006 I'm afraid that you've missed the whole point, dear. 1257 01:08:29,022 --> 01:08:30,022 What did I do? 1258 01:08:30,148 --> 01:08:30,728 Honestly Holly, 1259 01:08:31,065 --> 01:08:31,724 I can't believe you'd wear 1260 01:08:32,066 --> 01:08:33,346 a fur coat to an event like this. 1261 01:08:33,526 --> 01:08:35,166 Yeah, well I just wanted to look my best 1262 01:08:35,403 --> 01:08:37,109 which is more than I can say for you. 1263 01:08:37,447 --> 01:08:39,207 I was cleaning up trash in the parking lot. 1264 01:08:39,490 --> 01:08:41,151 Well I suppose someone has to do it. 1265 01:08:43,536 --> 01:08:45,197 Hey look, free food! 1266 01:08:48,458 --> 01:08:50,915 Of course we only eat vegetarian. 1267 01:08:55,923 --> 01:08:58,005 Mmmm, this is delicious. 1268 01:08:59,093 --> 01:09:00,093 What is it? 1269 01:09:00,428 --> 01:09:02,089 Pig's feet. 1270 01:09:07,602 --> 01:09:08,602 What? 1271 01:09:10,104 --> 01:09:12,220 Ah ah ah ah, girls, girls, don't touch that food, 1272 01:09:12,565 --> 01:09:13,565 that's for the guests! 1273 01:09:14,776 --> 01:09:17,688 Now here, here's for your cover. 1274 01:09:18,029 --> 01:09:20,270 Put those on and I'll explain 1275 01:09:20,615 --> 01:09:22,321 your position after you've changed. 1276 01:09:25,411 --> 01:09:29,120 You know, I feel some really bad Karma. 1277 01:09:32,043 --> 01:09:33,658 Excuse me, officer. 1278 01:09:34,003 --> 01:09:35,003 Yes, ma'am? 1279 01:09:35,338 --> 01:09:36,738 I wonder if you could help me out. 1280 01:09:37,006 --> 01:09:38,212 I seem to be having trouble 1281 01:09:38,549 --> 01:09:41,086 distinguishing between aluminum cans and tin cans. 1282 01:09:41,427 --> 01:09:43,463 Could you come out to my car and help me? 1283 01:09:43,805 --> 01:09:45,045 Certainly, miss. 1284 01:09:45,390 --> 01:09:46,049 Thank youl! 1285 01:09:46,391 --> 01:09:47,391 Hey! 1286 01:09:48,559 --> 01:09:49,999 Hurry up, we haven't got much time! 1287 01:09:56,901 --> 01:09:58,107 Oh Ms. Devonshire, 1288 01:09:58,444 --> 01:09:59,058 someone threw up on that 1289 01:09:59,404 --> 01:10:00,564 refreshment table over there. 1290 01:10:00,738 --> 01:10:02,103 Get that cleaned up, will you? 1291 01:10:02,448 --> 01:10:03,483 Here, use that. 1292 01:10:03,825 --> 01:10:04,825 Thank you. 1293 01:10:06,160 --> 01:10:07,160 Come on! 1294 01:10:10,081 --> 01:10:11,287 Excellent cause. 1295 01:10:17,422 --> 01:10:19,834 Oh, now look at that! 1296 01:10:20,174 --> 01:10:23,211 Someone stiffed us with a tin can! 1297 01:10:27,473 --> 01:10:29,179 What do you think the commissioner 1298 01:10:29,517 --> 01:10:31,758 had in mind when he picked out these outfits? 1299 01:10:32,103 --> 01:10:33,468 I don't know. 1300 01:10:33,813 --> 01:10:36,020 These outfits are fully recyclable. 1301 01:10:36,357 --> 01:10:36,937 Maybe we're supposed to be 1302 01:10:37,275 --> 01:10:38,435 the opening act for the show! 1303 01:10:39,444 --> 01:10:40,684 That makes sense! 1304 01:10:41,028 --> 01:10:42,063 We're dressed in theme. 1305 01:10:43,740 --> 01:10:44,740 Come on, let's go! 1306 01:11:03,551 --> 01:11:04,551 Pony! 1307 01:11:19,150 --> 01:11:20,150 Watusi! 1308 01:11:48,387 --> 01:11:51,379 Yeah, it's better than Woodstock. 1309 01:11:53,434 --> 01:11:54,434 Do the swim! 1310 01:12:13,663 --> 01:12:14,663 Stop that! 1311 01:12:28,219 --> 01:12:32,303 Okay, settle down everyone, settle down now. 1312 01:12:32,640 --> 01:12:34,380 What in the h-e-double hockey sticks 1313 01:12:34,725 --> 01:12:35,744 do you two think you're doing? 1314 01:12:35,768 --> 01:12:36,954 This is supposed to be a family event! 1315 01:12:36,978 --> 01:12:38,343 But I thought you wanted us 1316 01:12:38,688 --> 01:12:39,728 to entertain the audience! 1317 01:12:39,814 --> 01:12:40,974 Why would you think I would 1318 01:12:41,023 --> 01:12:43,264 want you to do a thing like that? 1319 01:12:43,609 --> 01:12:44,724 What I want you to do 1320 01:12:45,069 --> 01:12:46,400 is get inside these two bins 1321 01:12:46,737 --> 01:12:48,102 of recyclable waste! 1322 01:12:48,447 --> 01:12:50,358 These outfits are gonna conceal you. 1323 01:12:50,700 --> 01:12:51,700 What? 1324 01:12:51,868 --> 01:12:54,200 I'm not getting inside of a trash can. 1325 01:12:54,537 --> 01:12:56,323 Look look look, see, that's the money 1326 01:12:56,664 --> 01:12:58,200 that we're using as bait, right? 1327 01:12:58,541 --> 01:13:00,501 Now this is as close as I can get you to the money 1328 01:13:00,668 --> 01:13:01,748 and still keep you hidden. 1329 01:13:02,086 --> 01:13:03,166 Now we want to get the 1330 01:13:05,756 --> 01:13:06,756 come on. 1331 01:13:09,343 --> 01:13:10,343 Alright. 1332 01:13:18,561 --> 01:13:20,222 Good work, good work. 1333 01:13:20,563 --> 01:13:22,019 This is the most disgusting thing 1334 01:13:22,356 --> 01:13:23,721 I've ever done on duty. 1335 01:13:26,485 --> 01:13:27,685 Of course, you won't want to 1336 01:13:27,904 --> 01:13:29,144 forget your guns either. 1337 01:13:29,488 --> 01:13:30,694 Here you go. 1338 01:13:31,032 --> 01:13:31,487 Ow! 1339 01:13:31,824 --> 01:13:32,859 Sorry. 1340 01:13:33,200 --> 01:13:34,200 I can still see you. 1341 01:13:36,996 --> 01:13:38,736 Here we go, how's that. 1342 01:13:41,375 --> 01:13:42,415 There, oh this is perfect! 1343 01:13:42,627 --> 01:13:45,460 Now don't move and don't say a word. 1344 01:13:46,505 --> 01:13:48,962 Oh no, I think I have an itch. 1345 01:13:51,594 --> 01:13:53,505 Fine, that's better. 1346 01:13:53,846 --> 01:13:55,052 Now the right. 1347 01:13:55,389 --> 01:13:57,425 Phew, ready sir? 1348 01:13:57,767 --> 01:13:58,767 All set. 1349 01:14:01,520 --> 01:14:05,263 Welcome to our little earth day celebration. 1350 01:14:05,608 --> 01:14:07,894 Now is everybody having fun? 1351 01:14:13,824 --> 01:14:18,693 Hey, oh, now we don't want to get ugly here. 1352 01:14:22,792 --> 01:14:24,874 I'm Ms. Devonshire, 1353 01:14:25,211 --> 01:14:27,372 your hostess for this afternoon. 1354 01:14:27,713 --> 01:14:29,499 Let's get down to business. 1355 01:14:34,303 --> 01:14:36,339 Do you recycle? 1356 01:14:36,681 --> 01:14:37,681 Yeah! 1357 01:14:39,141 --> 01:14:40,141 Yes, yeah! 1358 01:14:41,686 --> 01:14:43,847 Do you care about the deterioration 1359 01:14:44,188 --> 01:14:46,053 of the ozone layer? 1360 01:14:46,399 --> 01:14:47,399 Yes! 1361 01:14:53,698 --> 01:14:56,030 Do you care about the quality 1362 01:14:56,367 --> 01:14:57,948 of the air that you breathe? 1363 01:14:58,285 --> 01:14:59,365 Yeah! 1364 01:15:04,333 --> 01:15:05,333 Yes! 1365 01:15:05,626 --> 01:15:08,663 Do you care about the water that you drink? 1366 01:15:09,839 --> 01:15:10,999 Yeah! 1367 01:15:13,634 --> 01:15:14,634 Yes! 1368 01:15:17,263 --> 01:15:18,378 Yeah! 1369 01:15:18,723 --> 01:15:20,803 Do you care to tell us what is going on back there? 1370 01:15:25,896 --> 01:15:26,931 Ms. Devonshire, 1371 01:15:27,273 --> 01:15:30,185 this woman over here is smoking cigarettes, 1372 01:15:30,526 --> 01:15:32,357 she's using hairspray, 1373 01:15:32,695 --> 01:15:34,856 and she's drinking out of a styrofoam cup! 1374 01:15:38,325 --> 01:15:39,690 Young woman! 1375 01:15:40,036 --> 01:15:42,322 What do you have to say for yourself? 1376 01:15:52,882 --> 01:15:53,882 Holy moley! 1377 01:15:57,720 --> 01:15:58,720 Malathion! 1378 01:16:01,182 --> 01:16:03,594 Officer, arrest that woman! 1379 01:16:04,560 --> 01:16:05,891 I don't think so. 1380 01:16:07,730 --> 01:16:09,561 I don't work for you guys. 1381 01:16:10,816 --> 01:16:12,727 He's just kidding, right? 1382 01:16:14,445 --> 01:16:15,480 Alright! 1383 01:16:15,821 --> 01:16:17,527 Everybody hand over your valuables 1384 01:16:17,865 --> 01:16:19,025 and don't try anything funny. 1385 01:16:22,036 --> 01:16:23,367 You first, big mouth! 1386 01:16:25,748 --> 01:16:26,868 I was gonna use that money 1387 01:16:26,957 --> 01:16:29,243 to buy a low flow shower head! 1388 01:16:29,585 --> 01:16:30,585 Shut up! 1389 01:16:35,674 --> 01:16:38,711 Let's hustle, come on come on come on. 1390 01:16:56,737 --> 01:16:59,945 And I'm keeping my eye on you two! 1391 01:17:00,282 --> 01:17:03,319 Alright everybody on the floor! 1392 01:17:07,706 --> 01:17:09,947 Like a job well done. 1393 01:17:13,420 --> 01:17:15,081 Run, everybody, run! 1394 01:17:22,930 --> 01:17:25,296 This way! 1395 01:17:47,079 --> 01:17:48,785 That's our cue, right on schedule. 1396 01:17:49,123 --> 01:17:51,705 Hey, would you look at that? 1397 01:17:52,042 --> 01:17:55,660 Like taking candy from a baby! 1398 01:17:57,089 --> 01:17:58,545 Look at these bins over here. 1399 01:18:00,342 --> 01:18:01,627 So, it's just plastic. 1400 01:18:01,969 --> 01:18:04,085 Yeah, but feel how heavy they are. 1401 01:18:04,430 --> 01:18:06,011 At 45 cents a pound, 1402 01:18:06,348 --> 01:18:07,758 there's a lot of money in here. 1403 01:18:08,893 --> 01:18:10,178 You have a point. 1404 01:18:10,519 --> 01:18:11,519 Help me with the money, 1405 01:18:11,770 --> 01:18:12,789 we'll come back for the rest later. 1406 01:18:12,813 --> 01:18:13,813 - Alright. - Okay. 1407 01:18:15,900 --> 01:18:17,140 Freeze! 1408 01:18:22,656 --> 01:18:24,146 Alright, get away from there! 1409 01:18:24,491 --> 01:18:26,482 What are you gonna stop us with? 1410 01:18:26,827 --> 01:18:29,193 Wait, I know my gun is in here somewhere. 1411 01:18:30,623 --> 01:18:31,863 Get 'em! 1412 01:18:44,053 --> 01:18:45,714 Get away from there! 1413 01:18:53,604 --> 01:18:55,686 Where is my gun? 1414 01:18:56,023 --> 01:18:58,139 Alright, so my bin's heavy, huh? 1415 01:19:11,163 --> 01:19:12,824 Devonshire! 1416 01:19:13,165 --> 01:19:15,121 Where are you, Devonshire? 1417 01:19:30,099 --> 01:19:31,760 Hold it right there! 1418 01:19:33,352 --> 01:19:35,638 What are you supposed to be? 1419 01:19:35,980 --> 01:19:37,720 I'm your exterminator. 1420 01:19:39,066 --> 01:19:40,681 You've got to be kidding. 1421 01:19:48,867 --> 01:19:50,482 You're not kidding. 1422 01:19:51,787 --> 01:19:52,993 Any last words? 1423 01:19:54,915 --> 01:19:59,249 Dodd, run, take the money and split! 1424 01:20:10,973 --> 01:20:13,635 Ms. Devonshire, very good! 1425 01:20:13,976 --> 01:20:15,011 Thank you, sir. 1426 01:20:16,312 --> 01:20:18,098 Samantha, what are you doing here? 1427 01:20:18,439 --> 01:20:19,804 Sir, I need to speak to you. 1428 01:20:22,151 --> 01:20:24,016 Malathion offered me this bribery money. 1429 01:20:26,071 --> 01:20:27,686 I was very tempted to keep it, 1430 01:20:28,032 --> 01:20:29,897 but something inside me just wouldn't. 1431 01:20:34,121 --> 01:20:36,658 Well you're very honest, Samantha. 1432 01:20:38,375 --> 01:20:39,490 You're very stupid! 1433 01:20:39,835 --> 01:20:40,835 I would have kept it. 1434 01:20:41,795 --> 01:20:42,856 Well I guess that's where 1435 01:20:42,880 --> 01:20:44,336 we're different, Melanie. 1436 01:20:44,673 --> 01:20:45,673 Here's a dime. 1437 01:20:46,967 --> 01:20:48,753 You're gonna need it where you're going. 1438 01:20:54,141 --> 01:20:55,847 And look what we got! 1439 01:20:57,936 --> 01:21:02,930 Well, very good, girls, very good! 1440 01:21:04,234 --> 01:21:05,815 Looks like we caught malathion 1441 01:21:06,153 --> 01:21:07,353 and her whole gang, didn't we? 1442 01:21:07,654 --> 01:21:08,894 Well we've cleaned up the city. 1443 01:21:09,198 --> 01:21:11,314 Once again we'll have clean air to breathe 1444 01:21:11,658 --> 01:21:12,943 and clean water to drink 1445 01:21:13,285 --> 01:21:15,025 and a clean recycling center. 1446 01:21:15,371 --> 01:21:17,862 Just can it already! 1447 01:21:18,207 --> 01:21:19,225 Yeah, most importantly our 1448 01:21:19,249 --> 01:21:20,830 paycheck money is safe and sound. 1449 01:21:26,757 --> 01:21:28,839 Samantha, I didn't expect to see you here! 1450 01:21:30,135 --> 01:21:30,715 She helped us capture 1451 01:21:31,053 --> 01:21:32,053 one of malathion's gang. 1452 01:21:33,389 --> 01:21:34,549 Good work, I always knew 1453 01:21:34,890 --> 01:21:36,630 you were on our side. 1454 01:21:36,975 --> 01:21:37,555 Thanks, candy. 1455 01:21:37,893 --> 01:21:39,093 At least somebody believed me. 1456 01:21:40,813 --> 01:21:44,351 Samantha, perhaps I judged you wrongly, 1457 01:21:45,609 --> 01:21:47,065 but you know what? 1458 01:21:49,321 --> 01:21:52,028 I'm gonna give you another chance. 1459 01:21:52,366 --> 01:21:55,233 You've got two months left in your sentence, huh? 1460 01:21:55,577 --> 01:21:58,068 Well I want you to take those two months 1461 01:21:58,414 --> 01:22:00,279 and I want you to study as hard as you can 1462 01:22:00,624 --> 01:22:02,865 and if you pass that entrance exam, 1463 01:22:03,210 --> 01:22:05,622 well then we'll put you back on the force, 1464 01:22:05,963 --> 01:22:07,083 now what do you say to that? 1465 01:22:07,381 --> 01:22:08,381 Vice trainee, hmm? 1466 01:22:11,135 --> 01:22:13,046 Yes sir, I'll do my best, sir! 1467 01:22:13,387 --> 01:22:14,387 You won't regret this. 1468 01:22:15,931 --> 01:22:17,216 Congratulations. 1469 01:22:21,228 --> 01:22:25,267 Now, get these losers out of here. 1470 01:22:29,194 --> 01:22:30,194 Come on! 1471 01:22:30,404 --> 01:22:31,985 There's a suite at the gray bar hotel 1472 01:22:32,322 --> 01:22:33,322 waiting for you. 1473 01:22:33,615 --> 01:22:34,676 No, I think you should take 1474 01:22:34,700 --> 01:22:37,282 them to jail, Ms. Devonshire. 1475 01:22:37,619 --> 01:22:38,619 Yes, sir. 1476 01:22:43,208 --> 01:22:45,073 No cell could hold Mel 1477 01:22:50,340 --> 01:22:52,422 No prison is large enough 1478 01:22:52,759 --> 01:22:54,295 to keep me behind bars! 1479 01:22:56,221 --> 01:22:57,221 No force could... 1480 01:22:57,556 --> 01:22:59,262 Hey, you may have already flushed 1481 01:22:59,600 --> 01:23:00,180 your life down the toilet, 1482 01:23:00,517 --> 01:23:02,974 but I am trying to study here! 1483 01:23:05,939 --> 01:23:07,770 So either you put a cork in it, 1484 01:23:08,108 --> 01:23:09,148 or I'm gonna shove my fist 1485 01:23:09,193 --> 01:23:10,193 so far down your throat 1486 01:23:10,444 --> 01:23:12,164 it'll never see daylight again, you got it?! 1487 01:23:12,196 --> 01:23:13,982 Yes, ma'am, I'll be quiet. 1488 01:23:14,323 --> 01:23:15,323 So shut up! 1489 01:23:55,155 --> 01:23:56,155 Well 1490 01:24:00,577 --> 01:24:03,239 congratulations, you made it, officer! 1491 01:24:07,334 --> 01:24:08,995 I did, I really did? 1492 01:24:10,295 --> 01:24:12,035 I can't believe it, I can't believe it! 1493 01:24:12,381 --> 01:24:13,746 I really did? 1494 01:24:14,091 --> 01:24:15,456 I knew you could do it! 1495 01:24:15,801 --> 01:24:16,256 Thanks. 1496 01:24:16,593 --> 01:24:17,593 I can't believe it. 1497 01:24:17,761 --> 01:24:18,796 Yeah, me too. 1498 01:24:21,306 --> 01:24:24,514 Commissioner, how about putting 1499 01:24:24,851 --> 01:24:27,433 me back on active duty now? 1500 01:24:31,108 --> 01:24:34,145 Well I suppose so, Ms. Devonshire. 1501 01:24:34,486 --> 01:24:36,067 At $5.00 an hour? 1502 01:24:36,405 --> 01:24:37,405 What? 1503 01:24:37,447 --> 01:24:38,447 It's not unreasonable. 1504 01:24:39,616 --> 01:24:42,949 Ms. Devonshire, $5.00 an hour, I don't know. 1505 01:24:43,287 --> 01:24:45,994 Alright, you can keep me at $4.60, 1506 01:24:46,331 --> 01:24:49,038 but you will never ever figure out 1507 01:24:49,376 --> 01:24:52,664 your filing system after what I have done to it, sir. 1508 01:24:55,966 --> 01:24:59,424 Oh, well I see your point, Ms. Devonshire. 1509 01:25:00,887 --> 01:25:03,503 Very well, $5.00 an hour. 1510 01:25:03,849 --> 01:25:05,009 Thank you, sir. 1511 01:25:05,350 --> 01:25:07,511 And remember, I'm worth it. 1512 01:25:08,895 --> 01:25:10,385 How well I know, Ms. Devonshire. 1513 01:25:11,815 --> 01:25:13,021 Tell me, what are you gonna do 1514 01:25:13,358 --> 01:25:13,813 with all that money now that 1515 01:25:14,151 --> 01:25:15,151 you got a raise, huh? 1516 01:25:15,402 --> 01:25:17,017 Well I have one plan. 1517 01:25:19,197 --> 01:25:20,466 You don't happen to have the number 1518 01:25:20,490 --> 01:25:23,106 of a good tattoo remover? 96211