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Lenore, come on, wake up.
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- Mm. I don't think so, baby.
- Come on, I gotta get to work.
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You want me to call you a cab?
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Are you trying to get rid of me?
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I'm not going anywhere
till I get some coffee.
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- I have a new client for you.
- Ow!
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If you play it right, she just might
be the answer to our problem.
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- What problem?
- Ray, you haven't landed a regular.
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This one might be a window
to a whole new clientele.
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- Window, great.
- Don't fuck it up, Ray, okay?
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We need to get you a steady
client that you fuck...
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...but don't fuck up.
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I agree. I would love a
steady, stable client too.
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Your coffee.
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Uch! Oh, my God, Ray, what
the fuck is this shit?
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- It's coffee.
- Is this instant?
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Yeah, it wakes me
up in the morning.
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It's, you know,
strong and cheap.
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You're so classy, Ray.
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All right, so listen,
let's clear the air.
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We had some good, hot sex...
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...now we're back to our
clearly defined whatever.
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If we want to be regular fuck
bunnies, that's okay too.
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I think the important thing is not to
make this into something it isn't.
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Great. Yeah. I agree.
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Let's not make it a
regular thing, you know?
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It was just good
old-fashioned fun fucking.
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Exactly. So who's
gonna tell Tanya?
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About what?
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About this. We can't keep
secrets from each other.
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It's not good for anyone.
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We're not telling Tanya.
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Why not? Because
she'll feel left out?
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That's what happens when
two people have sex, Ray.
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Unless there are
multiple partners.
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It's a terrible idea. I
don't want to tell Tanya.
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Fine, I'll keep my mouth shut.
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But I think you're being
a little dishonest.
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I thought she was your friend.
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I gotta call a cab.
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Her name's Samara, Ray.
Don't fuck it up.
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Hey, Tanya, it's Ray.
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I just wanted to
call and say hi.
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And good morning.
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And I'm sorry about yesterday.
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Mike and Frances, and had
to take the money back.
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Let's talk.
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God, I wish you
could have been there.
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I threw down 20 after 20...
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...and I told her and her uptight fucking
colleagues to shove it up their ass.
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I mean, screw them, Charlie. Am I right?
What do they know?
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- I don't know those people.
- I know them, okay?
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I know them. Right, Frank?
Elitist fucking shits.
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Fuck. Oh, God, Charlie. What did I do?
I spent everything.
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And if Ray finds out,
he's gonna kill me.
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Hey, what I say is
keep on collecting.
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Charlie, Mike doesn't even
know that he's a prostitute.
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Ho always know it's a ho.
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I don't know. I just... I don't
think I'm that kind of a person.
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And what are you, huh? Are you
some kind of new moral pimp?
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I'm not moral. I'm just
saying that I have feelings.
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I'm a pimp who feels.
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Look at those shoes she got on.
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They're... They're nice, right?
Italian.
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I slept with her sister
and she got mad.
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I felt bad she got mad so
I bought her them heels.
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And now we're friends again.
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Charlie, it's just
too simplistic.
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- It's too simplistic.
- Really?
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Yes, I can't just
buy Ray a gift.
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It doesn't... Ugh!
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God, I just... I'm sorry. I'm so wound up.
I can't relax.
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It's just... It's hot in here.
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You wanna play pool?
Let's play pool.
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I think you
should fuck me.
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I...
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What?
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I'm just saying, if
you need to relax...
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...then you can fuck me because
I know how to calm them nerves.
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Yes, I do.
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So Ronnie kill beaver...
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...now you okay to make baby?
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That's not why, Mother.
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How long you think
to get pregnant?
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A few weeks? A few months?
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Where will baby sleep?
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- Oh, damn it.
- I don't want to live in garage.
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Mom, could you go grab my purse?
I need my makeup.
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Why you lock door?
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You lock me out
of household, eh?
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Hold on.
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Old people go to garage,
get pneumonia and die.
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Would you hold on?
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House have four bedrooms:
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You, me, Damon, Darby.
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When baby comes,
where will baby go?
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To Grandma room.
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And Grandma go to garage.
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You'll get Damon's room and
he'll go to the garage, okay?
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Now I'm asking you to please go get
my purse and give me some privacy.
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Gary Sunshine, Drew Lindo.
Oh, man, Tony Barton.
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We've got to call Tony Barton.
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- The nose knows.
- The nose knows.
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- How many old-timers we got?
- Alumni, Ray.
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It's an alumni game. We
ain't old-timers yet.
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Oh, shit. Who's that, coach?
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Who's that handsome young man?
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"Ray Drecker, third base."
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- You gonna play this year or what?
- No, Mike, I'm retired.
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Come on. Today's a great
day and I feel wonderful.
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I like seeing you
like this, pal.
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- So you and Frances, huh?
- Yeah.
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How is that going?
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- I'm not the type to kiss and tell, Ray.
- Okay, sorry.
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It's going great, man.
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I'm seeing her again tomorrow.
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She's got the whole
weekend planned too.
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Wow. That's great.
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I don't want to
fuck this one up.
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I haven't felt this good
since my wedding day.
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We know how that turned out.
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Hey, you're not gonna
fuck it up, pal.
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Just keep doing
what you're doing.
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- What am I doing?
- I don't know.
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Whatever it is you do.
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- What do you do?
- I don't know.
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It just is, you know? It's nice.
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- And simple.
- Simple. Mm.
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But what do you do?
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I don't know.
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Whatever she wants.
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I hold the door open for her,
I pull the chair out for her.
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Candy and flowers, Ray.
I'm an old-fashioned guy.
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Me asking Mike for
advice about women...
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...hey, whatever it takes.
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Hungry?
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- Allow me.
- Thank you, Richard.
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What can I say? I'm an
old-fashioned kind of guy.
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Mmm. I love this kind of food.
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Yeah? You like
Middle Eastern food?
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Oh, yeah. You know,
my neighbor...
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...brings it over all the time.
It's good hummus.
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Yeah? Where is your
neighbor from?
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Um... Uh...
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Israel, I think.
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- You think?
- Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
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She's from somewhere over there.
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You do know Israel's not
really the Middle East, right?
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Oh, yeah?
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Because you said
Middle Eastern food.
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Oh.
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I thought you said
Middle Eastern food.
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Forget it. Let's eat.
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- Mmm.
- Mmm.
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Richard?
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- Yeah?
- About the hummus...
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Hummus isn't from Israel.
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I mean, yes, Israelis do have
hummus, but they took it from us.
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Oh, Samara, I never said I...
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I have no idea where
hummus comes from.
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And that is why I'm telling you.
Hummus is from Lebanon.
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- Or perhaps Syria or even Palestine.
- Okay.
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- But not Israel. That's my point.
- Okay.
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The word "hummus" means "chickpea"
in Arabic. Do you know that?
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No. I do now.
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Hi. I was in the neighborhood and...
Can we talk a moment?
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I just want to clarify.
Let's clarify.
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I'd like to clarify the
terms of our arrangement...
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Who talks to who and
what and when and how.
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Hi.
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Let's talk.
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Hi, Frances.
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- Can I help you?
- Sorry.
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- Wrong house.
- Hey, do I know you from somewhere?
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Aren't you a sub,
West Lakefield High?
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Whoa!
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Hey!
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I can see it starting here
on the inside of your arm as well.
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Oh, God.
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You look familiar to me.
Do you play squash?
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Oh, no, no squash. I'm
completely uncoordinated.
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I did just buy a new perfume.
Maybe that's...
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Did you put the perfume
on these areas?
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No.
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But I did start using
a new detergent.
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Maybe that could be the cause?
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It could be, but I doubt it.
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What about stress?
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- Any new stress in your life lately?
- Stress?
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No.
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No, I'm not actually under
any kind of stress. I...
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My life is actually
pretty stress-free.
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Yeah.
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- My life, my marriage is...
- Didi Fanning.
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Do you know Didi?
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Okay. Have you ever had a
rash like this before?
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I... I did.
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- A few years back.
- And did you see a dermatologist then?
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Yeah.
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- Do you remember the diagnosis?
- I don't. I don't remember. No.
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That's okay. Do you
remember the doctor?
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I don't remember his name.
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I do remember that he prescribed
an ointment that really helped.
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I think it was called Protopic.
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Tacrolimus.
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Three percent.
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So it's a Neuton, Ray.
It's green.
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You know, we can't spend our time
on Earth just taking and taking.
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We have to give something back.
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You know, for the children.
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It's a... It's a gift.
It's for you.
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Thanks.
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You sure you have the
money for this thing?
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Well, you're my friend. But,
Ray, I owe you an apology.
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I know you don't
want me to fail.
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You were pissed and it's okay.
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So you're not mad at me?
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No, ahem, I'm not mad.
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00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:33,377
Well, I'm not mad at you either.
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Listen, from now on...
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...when we get a client...
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...I'm gonna keep her, okay?
Whatever it takes.
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Whatever it takes.
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Okay.
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And I'm sorry, you know?
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You earned that Frances
money and I blew it.
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It won't happen again.
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But, hey, look on the bright
side, Mike's wild about Frances.
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I mean, we might have done a good
thing without even knowing it.
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So how about that,
happiness consultant?
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That's super.
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Can I use your bathroom?
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Oh, God.
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You are not a bad person.
You are not a bad person.
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Not a bad person.
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Ray? Ray, where
did you get this?
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- What?
- This sweater.
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It's Lenore's Lanvin sweater.
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I guess she...
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- Maybe she left it.
- In your bathroom?
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Well, I mean, maybe she got hot.
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Hey, Tanya, she came over
to tell me about a client.
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It's no big deal.
It's no big deal.
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It's a big deal to me, Ray.
It's a big fucking deal to me.
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:::::: www.hiqve.com ::::::
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So you changed your mind.
247
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,629
Tanya found your
sweater, Lenore.
248
00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:42,673
Oh, God, I thought I lost it.
249
00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:45,425
You're complicating my life
in a way I don't need now.
250
00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:47,553
Last time I checked you
didn't say no, Ray.
251
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,137
Well, I'm saying no now.
252
00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:51,598
No. No more sex
between you and me.
253
00:14:51,766 --> 00:14:54,851
And you know what? I think it's
time that she gets a commission.
254
00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:58,272
I will rip his balls off
and shove them up his ass.
255
00:14:58,439 --> 00:14:59,481
Is that Tanya?
256
00:14:59,649 --> 00:15:04,319
I will murder every Koontz cunt whore
fuck whore in his whole fucking family.
257
00:15:04,487 --> 00:15:06,655
Where is your alcohol, Ray?
Do you have alcohol?
258
00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:08,782
Beer, something, anything.
259
00:15:08,950 --> 00:15:10,993
Here. Are you okay?
260
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,203
No, Ray.
261
00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:16,248
I am not okay.
262
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:21,837
My husband fucks prostitutes and
pays them on their Paypal account.
263
00:15:22,005 --> 00:15:24,047
He is the lowest
form of human life.
264
00:15:24,215 --> 00:15:28,427
Oh, God, wow. I'm
sorry to hear that.
265
00:15:28,803 --> 00:15:30,971
- You're sorry to hear that?
- Oh, yeah.
266
00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:35,058
My husband is a
whorefucker, Ray.
267
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:39,271
He has this at home, but
he prefers dirty whores.
268
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,023
Why, Ray? Why would he do that?
269
00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:43,775
Well, I don't know, it's just...
270
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:45,902
Boy, I'm... I don't know.
271
00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:47,946
- It's just sometimes...
- What?
272
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:49,406
Mm.
273
00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:52,826
Well, yeah.
274
00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:55,912
It's... It's not always...
275
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:58,790
- You know.
- No, Ray, I don't know.
276
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,626
And do you know
why I don't know?
277
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:03,670
Because you haven't
said anything!
278
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:13,430
- What is this?
- Eh?
279
00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:16,224
Oh, it's hummus.
280
00:16:16,768 --> 00:16:18,352
This is Arab hummus, Ray.
281
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,355
Arabs can't make
hummus for shit.
282
00:16:21,522 --> 00:16:24,358
You want hummus, you
have me make it for you.
283
00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:27,778
I thought hummus
was from Lebanon.
284
00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:31,823
- What?
- I mean, you know.
285
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:37,663
Hummus, it means
"chickpea" in Arabic.
286
00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:40,540
Oh, my God, I can't believe
I fucked such an idiot.
287
00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:44,753
I might not be the Middle East expert, but
what are you getting so worked up for?
288
00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:49,549
I am sick and tired of Arabs laying
claim on what the fuck is not theirs.
289
00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:53,220
And if you're naive and
uneducated enough to listen...
290
00:16:53,388 --> 00:16:55,681
...then I have no time for you.
Fuck you!
291
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,766
And fuck your Arab hummus!
292
00:16:57,934 --> 00:17:00,727
Who the fuck do you
think you are?
293
00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:02,604
Fuck!
294
00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:08,985
I'm sorry if I was too loud.
295
00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:12,114
What the hell you got
to say sorry for?
296
00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:15,325
Well, sometimes I...
297
00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:18,245
I've been told I come too much.
298
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:22,416
Can't no woman come too much.
299
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:24,835
Baby, that shit was beautiful.
300
00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:26,795
Well, thank you.
301
00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:29,840
I fucked a pimp. Ha-ha-ha.
302
00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:32,175
A pimp fucked a pimp.
303
00:17:32,343 --> 00:17:33,427
Yeah, we're both pimps.
304
00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:35,887
We're two pimps
fucking like pimps.
305
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,556
- You like that, don't you?
- What?
306
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,641
Fucking me because I'm a pimp.
307
00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:41,560
I see it's got you all excited.
308
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,020
I'm like a checkmark...
309
00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:48,066
...on your bucket list on your
little cultural tourism expedition.
310
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:51,153
- That's not what this is about.
- We're all cultural tourists.
311
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:55,073
And I just fucked an
artsy white lady. Check.
312
00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:59,035
- I'm not a cultural tourist.
- I'm teasing you.
313
00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:01,371
- Come here.
- But I'm serious.
314
00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:03,039
Come here.
315
00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:07,085
I mean, you... You have...
316
00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:08,545
What?
317
00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:11,673
- You've made a big difference in my life.
- Hm.
318
00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:15,302
I mean, just right now I'm
getting fucked from all sides.
319
00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:18,138
Even Frances. I went
to her house...
320
00:18:18,306 --> 00:18:20,348
...and Mike was there
and it was a weekday...
321
00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:23,435
...and she didn't pay me. She
paid me for the weekend.
322
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:26,021
People don't respect you
because you half-ass things.
323
00:18:26,189 --> 00:18:28,148
I don't. I don't
half-ass things.
324
00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:30,734
I go all out all the time.
325
00:18:30,902 --> 00:18:34,946
Hey, I tell you to take action
and you steal some bitch's dog.
326
00:18:36,574 --> 00:18:38,825
You know what I would
do with this Frances?
327
00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:40,410
Here.
328
00:18:40,578 --> 00:18:42,370
I would go up to
her rich-ass door.
329
00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:44,080
I'd knock very politely.
330
00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:46,583
And if your ho answers, I'd
crack him on the nose.
331
00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:50,170
Kick him in the balls, burn his
cheekbone with my cigarillo.
332
00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:53,882
And if the blue hair answers,
I'd hit her with my belt.
333
00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:55,592
Just a little,
nothing serious...
334
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:59,679
...but hard enough that she don't
ever pull this kind of shit again.
335
00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:03,308
I can't hit Frances with a belt.
336
00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:06,353
No, I'm saying that's
what I would do.
337
00:19:06,521 --> 00:19:08,855
You gotta find what's
right for you.
338
00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:11,983
Oh, I'm so
glad you made it.
339
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,693
Are you sure it's okay I'm here?
340
00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:15,737
Of course. We love new faces.
341
00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:18,198
I'm not going to speak. I
didn't finish the book.
342
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:23,078
Nobody cares, Jess. Just nod
and say, "It's lyrical."
343
00:19:23,246 --> 00:19:24,621
Okay?
344
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:27,541
- Frances.
- Hello.
345
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:31,211
- Wasn't the book amazing?
- Honestly, I didn't care for it.
346
00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:34,631
Right. The apocalypse.
347
00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:36,842
Anyway, the last
time we spoke...
348
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:40,303
...I knew you had some reservations
and I just wanted to check back in.
349
00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:43,890
- About God in the desert.
- Oh.
350
00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:47,477
But I'm dealing with
your former intern now.
351
00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:50,355
- She said I had to choose.
- Excuse me?
352
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,774
She's made arrangements.
353
00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:55,443
To tell you the truth,
I'm quite content.
354
00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:58,697
- Do you mean Tanya?
- Tanya, yes.
355
00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:04,369
Okay, ladies,
we can take a seat.
356
00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:08,039
We'll get started.
357
00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:11,543
Well, let's begin the
way we always do.
358
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:15,255
Cormac McCarthy's The
Road, what do we think?
359
00:20:15,423 --> 00:20:18,091
It was just so bleak. I
couldn't even get through it.
360
00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:21,636
I found the cannibalism
so unappealing.
361
00:20:21,804 --> 00:20:24,347
The cannibalism was
very unappealing.
362
00:20:24,515 --> 00:20:26,933
You want to know what I think?
363
00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:29,477
I think if there was
an apocalypse...
364
00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:32,939
...and that guy and his kid crossed
my path and I was hungry...
365
00:20:33,107 --> 00:20:36,276
...I would hunt them down and I
would rip them limb from limb...
366
00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:40,906
...and I would sauté them with some
kale in a light white wine sauce.
367
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:43,491
And then I would take
the kid's skull...
368
00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:47,913
...and I would wear it so that everybody
would think twice before they crossed me.
369
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,748
Then I would take
the dad's bones...
370
00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:53,752
...and design an accessory line that I
would sell from a bombed-out Macy's.
371
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:58,548
Because that's what's gonna happen to
people who try to take what's mine.
372
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:02,177
When the apocalypse
comes, I'll be fine.
373
00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:05,221
What about all of you?
374
00:21:23,658 --> 00:21:25,909
Tell me about your friend.
375
00:21:26,077 --> 00:21:27,911
- What friend?
- Your neighbor.
376
00:21:28,079 --> 00:21:30,789
- You want to talk about her?
- I do.
377
00:21:31,582 --> 00:21:34,334
But right now I'm with you.
378
00:21:34,502 --> 00:21:36,336
Are you close with her?
379
00:21:36,504 --> 00:21:41,925
Close? No. No, she's...
She's my neighbor.
380
00:21:42,343 --> 00:21:43,843
She's married.
381
00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:48,974
Just a married Israeli who
brings over her hummus?
382
00:21:50,059 --> 00:21:53,645
- Just a couple of times.
- What else does she bring you?
383
00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:56,898
Samara, what does it really matter?
We're having a good time here.
384
00:21:57,066 --> 00:21:59,567
"What does it matter?"
Do you watch the news?
385
00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:02,362
What does the news
have to do with us?
386
00:22:02,530 --> 00:22:05,073
You can't fuck her and fuck
me and then play neutral.
387
00:22:05,241 --> 00:22:08,368
That's not how it works.
You can't pull that shit.
388
00:22:08,536 --> 00:22:10,537
I'm not pulling anything.
389
00:22:10,705 --> 00:22:12,330
Then choose a side.
390
00:22:12,498 --> 00:22:14,582
You fucked me and
pretended to like me.
391
00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:16,668
Now you've got to take a stand.
392
00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:19,546
Whose side are you on, Richard?
Whose hummus is better?
393
00:22:19,714 --> 00:22:24,801
- Samara.
- Whose hummus do you like the most?
394
00:22:31,642 --> 00:22:33,309
Whose side are you on?
395
00:22:33,477 --> 00:22:36,479
What kind of question was that?
396
00:22:57,960 --> 00:22:59,711
Howard?
397
00:23:00,463 --> 00:23:02,213
Mr. Koontz.
398
00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:03,465
You all right?
399
00:23:03,632 --> 00:23:07,010
- Oh, hey.
- Koontz, you want a beer?
400
00:23:09,555 --> 00:23:12,849
My wife thinks I fuck
prostitutes, Ray.
401
00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:16,144
Phew. Well...
402
00:23:18,439 --> 00:23:19,981
Do you?
403
00:23:20,691 --> 00:23:22,484
I'm a loser.
404
00:23:22,651 --> 00:23:25,653
- Don't say that.
- I know it.
405
00:23:25,821 --> 00:23:28,073
My wife knows it.
406
00:23:28,657 --> 00:23:30,450
They know it.
407
00:23:31,535 --> 00:23:34,996
But these girls...
408
00:23:35,164 --> 00:23:36,873
...they're pros, Ray.
409
00:23:37,041 --> 00:23:39,918
They say all the right things.
410
00:23:40,086 --> 00:23:42,670
I mean, they're hookers...
411
00:23:42,838 --> 00:23:45,340
...but also they're...
412
00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:48,551
- They are what they are.
- Right.
413
00:23:49,595 --> 00:23:51,304
So am I.
414
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:57,477
They ask me every time...
415
00:23:58,354 --> 00:24:00,605
...do I work out at the gym?
416
00:24:01,023 --> 00:24:03,399
I mean, it's pretty neat, Ray.
417
00:24:04,235 --> 00:24:07,237
Do I play professional football
because I'm so athletic?
418
00:24:07,404 --> 00:24:10,824
I mean, come on.
It's pretty neat.
419
00:24:11,659 --> 00:24:15,286
They say I'm big and I'm
strong and I'm handsome.
420
00:24:15,788 --> 00:24:19,040
And I'm the greatest lover they ever had.
They tell me that, Ray.
421
00:24:19,208 --> 00:24:21,960
I'm the best lover
they ever had.
422
00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:25,672
Well, that's gotta
be pretty neat too.
423
00:24:26,173 --> 00:24:28,258
They're lying, Ray.
424
00:24:28,843 --> 00:24:32,554
I know they're lying, but I don't care.
They make me feel good.
425
00:24:33,556 --> 00:24:37,183
I like my wife better than
the hookers, Ray, I do.
426
00:24:38,561 --> 00:24:41,813
But I like myself
when I'm with them.
427
00:25:31,071 --> 00:25:32,822
You're very pretty.
428
00:25:32,990 --> 00:25:35,033
Thank you.
429
00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:38,828
- You have the prettiest smile I ever saw.
- Prettiest ever?
430
00:25:38,996 --> 00:25:40,872
And...
431
00:25:41,081 --> 00:25:44,083
You're beautiful.
432
00:25:44,919 --> 00:25:48,046
And smart. We even met
in a library, right?
433
00:25:49,632 --> 00:25:51,424
You're very sweet, Richard.
434
00:25:52,551 --> 00:25:54,302
It's the truth.
435
00:25:55,429 --> 00:25:57,680
I have a fiancé.
436
00:25:57,848 --> 00:25:59,224
I'm supposed to get married.
437
00:25:59,391 --> 00:26:01,017
He's...
438
00:26:02,019 --> 00:26:03,770
...a very lucky man.
439
00:26:04,521 --> 00:26:06,773
You know, my fiancé...
440
00:26:08,234 --> 00:26:10,193
...he doesn't know.
441
00:26:10,444 --> 00:26:12,528
He thinks I like...
442
00:26:13,697 --> 00:26:15,073
...you know.
443
00:26:15,491 --> 00:26:17,158
Liz...
444
00:26:17,743 --> 00:26:19,953
...I'm on your side.
445
00:26:20,496 --> 00:26:22,038
Okay?
446
00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:26,960
I'm on your side.
447
00:26:26,984 --> 00:26:34,984
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