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Okay, guys, why don't you
tell me why you're fighting.
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How can I help if I don't
know what the problem is?
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What's going on at the house?
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- Mom saw a beaver. DARBY:
She thought she did.
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- What's that mean?
- Nobody else saw it.
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- So you draw your own conclusions.
- Are you calling her a liar?
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Well, where did it go?
Beaverland?
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- Guys.
- Maybe your fat friends ate the beaver.
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Or maybe Mom ate one of your
stupid scones and hallucinated it.
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Guys, guys, knock it off.
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What's up with you two?
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You never used to fight
like this before.
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Tell your mom she can borrow
my traps if she needs to.
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- You tell her.
- Well, your mom and I...
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...are not in the
best place right now.
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Because she's having
a baby with Ronnie?
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- You guys are divorced. What do you care?
- I don't. I'm just trying to be helpful.
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Mom, I'm excited, I'm excited.
What do you want from me?
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We need
to celebrate life's victories.
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Are you coming to my
dinner or not, Tanya?
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Mom, it's great that you're
chair of cinema studies...
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...but, you know, I
have a life too.
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I have to go.
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Hi, Frances.
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Thank you so much
for meeting me.
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I'm so sorry.
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What happened was not right
and not professional.
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We don't bait and
switch like that.
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I promised you one
thing and you got...
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If you'll permit me, I would
like to reintroduce you...
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...to Richard, free of charge.
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I'm not interested in Richard.
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- I understand.
- I'd like to book Mike.
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Mike?
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You like Mike? You
guys had a good time?
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Well, yes, we had a nice time
under the circumstances.
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Mike was very considerate...
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...and he has a very
attractive speaking voice.
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I'm so happy to hear that.
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So I would be willing
to book him again.
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That is, if we could work
it out on a weekend basis.
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I... A weekend basis?
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Let's face it, Tanya...
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...your hourly rate is too high.
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I want a flat rate.
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Flat rate?
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Fifteen hundred
dollars a weekend...
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...unlimited hours.
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Fifteen hundred?
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That's fair.
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I will call Mike and I will...
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- I will let him know the details.
- Good.
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I'd rather not
talk money with...
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It's odd, but I'd
be embarrassed.
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Somehow it's nicer to pretend.
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Yeah.
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God! TANYA: Hey!
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Ray, Ray, we did it! We did it!
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- We did it! We did it!
- What?
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- We did it!
- Hey, would you put that away?
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This is a neighborhood.
Where'd you get that?
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Mike. Frances is very
taken with Mike.
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Frances wants Mike to come back.
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Ray. Ray, wait.
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Seriously, look at this.
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- Ray, come on. Come on, Ray.
- Shit.
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I know it's not what we planned.
It's not what we planned.
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But, really, it's a
terrific turn of events.
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- So Frances paid all that money for Mike?
- Yes, for the whole weekend.
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Ray, she can't get
enough of him.
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So you... You go to Mike and
you talk to him for me.
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And you make the introductions.
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Explain to him that I'm in
charge of negotiations.
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You just screw Lenore, Ray. This
is a whole new business model.
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This is me and you and Mike.
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Tanya, I need you to
give that money back.
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- What?
- He likes her.
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He won't even take the
500 bucks for the date.
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He thinks it's about dinner
and being her companion.
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Like a dating service. He's got
no idea about the rest of it.
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Okay, okay. So we go to
him and we ask him...
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...and we see what he says.
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He's a grown man. He can
make his own decisions.
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I've known Mike for 15 years.
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Not gonna do it.
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Okay?
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You know, for the first time...
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...the guy's got a
spring in his step.
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Maybe they have a shot.
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What?
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Why do you want me to fail?
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I don't want you to fail, Tanya.
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I want us to succeed, okay?
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Just not with Mike and
not with Frances.
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I know how hard you worked
on this whale, okay?
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But we can find other...
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How are we gonna get other clients
when you keep driving them away?
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You find some reason
to sabotage them all.
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I do not do that.
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- I try hard.
- Okay.
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Look at this.
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Just look at... Look at this.
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This... This is what Mike
got after one night. Okay?
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This is more than you ever brought
in in a whole week, okay?
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So, what does he got, I'm
wondering, that you don't have?
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Cut it out. I think maybe
he and Frances hit it off.
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I mean, Mike got lucky.
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- Obviously.
- Yeah, you're jealous.
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You don't want Mike around because
you think he'll outperform you.
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- Ridiculous.
- You can't stand to think...
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...that somebody might be a
better lay than Ray Drecker.
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Tanya, I never got
a shot with her.
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Remember me?
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I am the guy who gets
the crazy ones...
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...and the married ones
and the pregnant ones.
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Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do.
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And where are all those
satisfied customers now?
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Where's Molly? Where's Claire?
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Where's Moby Dick?
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She's with Mike, Ray.
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And me and you,
we're with no one.
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And I just think it's time
that we ask ourselves why.
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Thank you, John.
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We will get back to you.
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- Ron?
- One second, honey.
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- I'm getting rid of the exterminator.
- What'd he say?
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So there's no beaver scat.
There's no other indicators.
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Plus this isn't even
their natural habitat.
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But I saw it, Ron.
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There was a beaver
sitting right there.
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Beaver is dirty animal.
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Carries giardiasis.
Beaver fever.
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I know what I saw, Ron.
Why won't you believe me?
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I'd love to, but a very competent
man just told us otherwise.
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- The beavers, they gnaw at foundation.
- We got it, Ma.
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Destroy property values.
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Let's just see if this
beaver turns up again.
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Ron, I am not bringing a baby
into a house full of beavers.
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It's always something
with you, Jess.
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Today it's beavers,
tomorrow, what, locusts?
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It's not her fault you
have beaver problem.
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Ah!
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Ooh!
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Damn popcorn. Aye!
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Frances met Mike...
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...and she couldn't
get enough of him.
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Was I missing something?
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What did he have that I didn't?
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There you are.
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- Hi.
- Where is she?
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She's in the back reading room.
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- Okay.
- Wait, Ray.
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I know we're acting like everything's
normal, but I sense something is up.
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Are you mad at me about Jessica?
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- Did you see her?
- I did.
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Then I'm still mad about it.
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Don't be, Ray.
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I know you are having
all these emotions...
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...because she hired a
gigolo and almost got you.
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But that's not my fault.
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How was I supposed to know
Jessica is your ex-wife?
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Look, I am her
only friend, okay?
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She needs me.
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Why would I tell her about us?
Why would I do that?
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I'm your pimp. I protect you.
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I don't get why you're
being so suspicious.
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Did Tanya put anti-Lenore
ideas in your head?
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I'm gonna be late, Lenore.
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Fine, she's back there.
Second table to the left.
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- Dark hair, red flowered dress.
- Thank you.
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- Richard?
- Hi.
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Hi, I'm Liz.
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You... You like libraries, huh?
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Yeah, I love them.
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And I figured, you know,
I don't know you so...
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- Yeah.
- You want to walk around?
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Yeah, sure.
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Great.
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I'm thinking we just
talk right now.
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What would you like
to talk about?
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Oh. Um...
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About sex.
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Well, say anything.
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Right. The thing is...
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...I don't love sex.
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Why not?
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I don't understand
what the deal is.
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Uh-huh.
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I mean, I'm normal. Everything
about me is normal.
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It's just ever since I was a kid I
would see these women in movies...
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...and they would be screaming, "Oh, yes.
Oh, yes"...
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...and sweating and fucking and loving it.
- Shh.
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And for me sex is like...
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...not that.
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It's...
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Maybe, uh...
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...you had the wrong lover.
- Exactly. Maybe.
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So I thought, you know, someone
who knows a lot about women.
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Someone who's a total
stranger to me.
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A white guy like you who's not
gonna know anyone I know...
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...might be good. I mean,
you are an expert, right?
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Kind of.
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- Yeah.
- So, what do you think?
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I think I'm the right
man for the job.
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Hey, Jess.
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So the kids said you had
a beaver running around.
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Anyway, if you want...
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...I still have those traps.
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He called me. - Really?
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Offered to help with the beavers.
I didn't call back.
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Meanwhile, Ron does nothing.
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I mean, maybe I should call him.
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Because believe me, Ray
would be over in a flash.
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- Do you think he's still hot for you?
- Who knows? I don't care. He's so...
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Every time I look at him,
I think, "That's over.
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That is over."
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I can't. I can't go there.
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But he's sexy, don't you think?
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Sometimes.
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But then at other times
he's just so stuck.
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I know, in that burnt-out house.
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Yeah, he can't get it together.
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How'd you know Ray's
house burnt down?
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- What?
- You just said, "Ray's burnt-out house"?
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- Oh, because I ran into him.
- You did?
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- Mm-hm.
- Why didn't you tell me?
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I know I should have, but...
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Okay, listen, Jess. I
got his phone number.
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I feel bad. I like him.
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You like him?
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It's just I always
date jerks, you know?
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And he's like a real guy.
Like straight up.
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- You know?
- Oh.
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If it bothers you I
won't take it further.
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You're asking my
permission to call him?
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I swear I'll do
whatever you want.
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- I don't want to hurt you.
- Okay, I... Call him.
238
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I think you should call him.
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You're single, he's single.
I mean, definitely.
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Definitely. And do, you know...
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...whatever.
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- Thank you.
- Ha-ha-ha!
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This is Ray.
I lost my old phone in the fire.
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So make sure and
leave your number.
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Ray.
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Hi. Sorry it's 2:00
in the morning...
247
00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:43,715
...but those beaver traps
you were talking about...
248
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:47,719
...could you bring them by
tomorrow and leave them out front?
249
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,055
Why? Why is it
everybody all at once?
250
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:51,807
It's like there's all this crap.
251
00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:53,392
I never thought I'd say this.
252
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:56,478
But I think Ray might be
deliberately trying to sabotage me.
253
00:14:57,105 --> 00:15:00,023
- Who's Ray?
- My prostitute.
254
00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:02,317
Oh, right. That one
ho that you share.
255
00:15:02,485 --> 00:15:05,070
That I temporarily share.
Don't rub it in.
256
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:06,863
- Thank you.
- Just fucking with you.
257
00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:08,740
- Thank you. Come on.
- Mm-hm.
258
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,409
So should I
give the money back?
259
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,578
- You're asking me?
- Well, no.
260
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:14,955
I mean, yeah. I mean,
I can't keep it.
261
00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:16,623
I'd be wracked with guilt.
262
00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:18,292
- For how long?
- What do you mean?
263
00:15:18,459 --> 00:15:20,586
For how long would you
be feeling guilty, huh?
264
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,963
For a minute? An hour?
A month? A year?
265
00:15:23,131 --> 00:15:24,715
- What?
- I don't know.
266
00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:27,009
I've never taken
anything before.
267
00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:28,218
So how would I know?
268
00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:31,221
Number one, you
didn't take the cash.
269
00:15:31,389 --> 00:15:33,765
You earned it. And number two...
270
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,934
...there are worse
things than guilt, girl.
271
00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:38,604
Let me see this. She's cool.
272
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:40,105
I got you.
273
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:42,441
Hey, come here. You like this?
274
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,234
- It would look good on you.
- Really?
275
00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:48,864
Mm. It is sweet.
276
00:15:49,324 --> 00:15:51,742
Hey, do you want this?
277
00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:53,452
No, I can't afford it.
278
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:56,038
No, you don't got to afford it.
279
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:57,998
You just got to tell
me, do you want it?
280
00:15:58,022 --> 00:16:00,022
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281
00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:21,021
- Hi.
- Hey.
282
00:16:21,189 --> 00:16:24,191
You could have left them. You
didn't need to ring the doorbell.
283
00:16:24,359 --> 00:16:27,944
Yeah, you sure you don't need
help setting these things up?
284
00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:30,364
Ronnie can do it.
285
00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:33,533
I mean, he's...
He's not home now.
286
00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:35,452
But he's gonna be
home any minute.
287
00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:40,957
I'm not sure he believes me.
288
00:16:41,584 --> 00:16:43,919
There's no lake so...
289
00:16:44,462 --> 00:16:45,629
What do you think?
290
00:16:45,797 --> 00:16:50,008
Well, if you saw a beaver
then you saw a beaver.
291
00:16:51,886 --> 00:16:56,556
- What's taking so long?
- This is delicate business.
292
00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:58,100
You said a few minutes.
293
00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:01,353
Well, I like my thumbs.
294
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:12,572
Your shirt's inside out.
295
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,449
So?
296
00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:18,453
So you gonna leave it like
that or are you gonna fix it?
297
00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:38,932
- You happy?
- Yeah.
298
00:17:57,952 --> 00:17:59,995
- Nice of you to help.
- Once an Eagle Scout...
299
00:18:00,163 --> 00:18:02,497
...always an Eagle Scout.
- You were never a scout.
300
00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:06,209
Clearly I got my beaver
trap merit badge.
301
00:18:11,674 --> 00:18:14,092
- Better concentrate on this.
- Hi, Ron.
302
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:16,803
Ray just stopped by
with some traps.
303
00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:19,181
I thought I said I was
taking care of this.
304
00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:21,808
- I know, but...
- I'm sorry, what is that thing?
305
00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:25,061
This is your standard
beaver trap.
306
00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:27,063
It'll take care of
your beaver problem.
307
00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:30,317
- I don't have a beaver problem.
- Well, if you did, you know...
308
00:18:30,485 --> 00:18:32,444
...it's a clean kill.
309
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,488
Get those death traps
off my property.
310
00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:36,740
Ronnie, Ray was just
trying to help.
311
00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:40,285
- What the hell?
- You said to dismantle it.
312
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,579
- That's how these things work.
- Not these traps.
313
00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:45,874
These traps, they're humane.
They do not kill the animal.
314
00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:49,628
If you ever used those things before
you'd know that they malfunction.
315
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:52,339
Misfire, break the
beaver's legs.
316
00:18:52,507 --> 00:18:55,300
- That's not true.
- Then you'd have to shoot the beaver.
317
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:58,011
Or hit it over the
head with a shovel.
318
00:18:58,179 --> 00:19:01,181
- Ohh.
- I'm gonna ask you one more time nicely.
319
00:19:01,349 --> 00:19:04,392
Please take those traps
back to your house.
320
00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:14,444
Good luck.
321
00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:18,532
He just showed up.
322
00:19:22,453 --> 00:19:24,412
Lisa, how perfect.
323
00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:27,290
- From one chair to another.
- Trust me...
324
00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:30,544
...it's the only way you're gonna
keep your department in line.
325
00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:31,920
Here, pass that down.
326
00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:34,381
You are all so thoughtful.
327
00:19:34,549 --> 00:19:37,717
Thank you. Anyone, more vino?
Yes.
328
00:19:38,469 --> 00:19:40,220
Oh, wait, one more.
329
00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:42,305
One more over here. One more.
330
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:44,766
Oh, Tanya.
331
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,853
- What is it?
- Open it.
332
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:51,189
Oh, my goodness.
333
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:54,401
The pendant is diamond-encrusted
and the chain is 18-karat gold.
334
00:19:54,569 --> 00:19:57,654
Oh, it's so urban.
335
00:19:57,822 --> 00:19:59,364
I love it.
336
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:02,409
Tanya, this is a lovely impulse.
337
00:20:02,577 --> 00:20:04,870
Well, Mom, thank you. I
know it's not your style.
338
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,872
But I thought you'd
get a kick out of it.
339
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:09,291
Considering how
much I paid for it.
340
00:20:10,793 --> 00:20:11,960
The diamonds are real.
341
00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:14,421
Okay, sweetheart.
342
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:17,340
I mean, I paid a lot, you know?
343
00:20:17,508 --> 00:20:19,259
It's from money I
earned at my job.
344
00:20:19,427 --> 00:20:20,760
From your temp job.
345
00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:23,930
No. Actually I've started
a new business venture...
346
00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:27,726
...and it's really quite successful.
- The fortune cookies?
347
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,854
No, Mom, that's Lyric Bread.
348
00:20:31,022 --> 00:20:32,814
And that's not what
I'm talking about.
349
00:20:32,982 --> 00:20:34,024
This is...
350
00:20:34,191 --> 00:20:37,944
It's... It's kind of a new
twist on an old industry.
351
00:20:38,112 --> 00:20:41,573
- Have I heard of it? TANYA:
If not yet, then you will.
352
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,742
Our brand recognition
among Detroit women...
353
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:46,161
...is growing
stronger every day.
354
00:20:46,329 --> 00:20:50,457
I recently brought on our
most lucrative client.
355
00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:53,919
- Do you have a website?
- Actually, Marvin, we don't.
356
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:56,296
But that's a really
interesting idea.
357
00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:58,840
Okay, Tanya, you
have to tell us what it is.
358
00:20:59,008 --> 00:21:00,884
When Tanya was 10...
359
00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:05,180
...she told me that The New Yorker
wanted to publish her haiku.
360
00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:11,978
- I sent it in.
- Darling, you're an adult now.
361
00:21:12,146 --> 00:21:15,482
Why don't you return this? Put
the money towards your rent.
362
00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:21,321
Listen, you know, I think
I need some more wine.
363
00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:25,116
We're not going home,
I'm just warning you.
364
00:21:26,077 --> 00:21:27,911
Whenever you're ready.
365
00:21:30,373 --> 00:21:32,999
Oh, wait, I got it. I got it.
I'm paying.
366
00:21:33,167 --> 00:21:36,294
- Tanya, there's no need.
- Let's see...
367
00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:39,464
Eight hundred and forty
dollars, gratuity included.
368
00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:42,634
Tanya, put that away.
You're acting very strange.
369
00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:44,386
And you're...
Embarrassing myself?
370
00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:48,098
I'm not embarrassing myself, Mom. I'm
proud of myself. I'm passionate.
371
00:21:48,265 --> 00:21:50,850
And for your information,
I'm not a temp anymore.
372
00:21:51,018 --> 00:21:53,353
I've got a new job now.
Honestly, I'm rolling in it.
373
00:21:53,521 --> 00:21:55,647
The best part of it is
I'm following my dream.
374
00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:58,566
I'm doing what all you fine
people are afraid to do.
375
00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:00,652
Chair of cinema studies?
Bullshit!
376
00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:03,113
Mother, I'm a fucking
baller, Mom.
377
00:22:06,701 --> 00:22:08,618
It's a cute gift.
It's very creative.
378
00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:14,040
Is that okay?
379
00:22:14,208 --> 00:22:17,669
- Yeah, so far so good.
- Cool.
380
00:22:22,633 --> 00:22:25,301
- How about that?
- Still pretty good.
381
00:22:26,262 --> 00:22:28,304
You know, you can tell me...
382
00:22:28,472 --> 00:22:32,475
...if something's not
working for you.
383
00:22:32,643 --> 00:22:35,437
Maybe a little less talking.
384
00:22:36,272 --> 00:22:39,607
Right. Okay, I can do that.
Yeah.
385
00:22:46,032 --> 00:22:49,159
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
386
00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:53,329
- Come on. Come on.
- Um...
387
00:22:55,750 --> 00:22:57,751
It's all right. It's okay.
388
00:22:57,918 --> 00:22:59,794
You know what? I'm good.
389
00:22:59,962 --> 00:23:01,588
What?
390
00:23:01,756 --> 00:23:03,548
It's okay.
391
00:23:03,716 --> 00:23:05,800
You don't have to finish.
392
00:23:07,470 --> 00:23:10,513
You...? You don't want to?
393
00:23:10,681 --> 00:23:12,724
Sorry, I just...
394
00:23:12,892 --> 00:23:14,893
I get kind of bored.
395
00:23:16,270 --> 00:23:18,480
Wait, because you're...
396
00:23:18,647 --> 00:23:20,315
You're giving up too easy.
397
00:23:21,108 --> 00:23:23,318
No, seriously, Richard, it's...
398
00:23:23,486 --> 00:23:27,530
Everything's... This
happens all the time.
399
00:23:27,698 --> 00:23:29,449
Usually I just fake it...
400
00:23:29,617 --> 00:23:32,160
...but we can just
skip that part.
401
00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:34,370
Hey.
402
00:23:35,372 --> 00:23:40,752
Okay. How about I, um?
403
00:23:41,295 --> 00:23:42,670
Why don't I go down on you?
404
00:23:42,838 --> 00:23:45,173
That's usually a big hit.
405
00:23:46,550 --> 00:23:48,593
Oh, no.
406
00:23:48,761 --> 00:23:50,053
Thanks anyway.
407
00:23:50,221 --> 00:23:53,973
- Come on, Liz, you can't just...
- Richard, it's fine.
408
00:23:54,975 --> 00:23:56,726
I want to try again. Come on.
409
00:23:56,894 --> 00:23:59,813
You know what? Guys always
want to keep trying.
410
00:23:59,980 --> 00:24:03,274
But I am paying for it
and I want to quit.
411
00:24:14,495 --> 00:24:17,664
I'm a human ice cube.
412
00:24:21,669 --> 00:24:24,212
God, what am I gonna do?
413
00:24:39,353 --> 00:24:42,522
- What are you doing here?
- I have concerns, Ray.
414
00:24:43,566 --> 00:24:46,985
- You don't trust me anymore.
- I never trusted you.
415
00:24:47,236 --> 00:24:48,570
Ha.
416
00:24:48,737 --> 00:24:49,946
So how'd Liz go?
417
00:24:51,407 --> 00:24:52,824
Oh, it was all right.
418
00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:56,286
She's a work in progress.
419
00:24:56,704 --> 00:24:58,413
I don't know.
420
00:24:58,581 --> 00:25:00,248
You'll figure it out.
421
00:25:02,251 --> 00:25:04,335
You're really fucking sexy, Ray.
422
00:25:05,629 --> 00:25:07,046
That's why I'm a fan.
423
00:25:07,214 --> 00:25:08,798
I believe in you.
424
00:25:08,966 --> 00:25:11,009
And I believe in your dick.
425
00:25:11,177 --> 00:25:13,595
Don't ever doubt yourself.
426
00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:18,474
It's kind of chilly out here.
Aren't you gonna ask me in?
427
00:25:19,685 --> 00:25:22,729
Come on, we need each other.
428
00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:24,814
Let me in.
429
00:25:28,152 --> 00:25:29,986
Jess...
430
00:25:30,154 --> 00:25:34,282
...if you say there was a beaver
then there's probably a beaver.
431
00:25:35,159 --> 00:25:37,035
Thanks, Ron.
432
00:25:37,703 --> 00:25:39,787
It means a lot to me.
433
00:25:51,133 --> 00:25:53,092
Ohh.
434
00:25:53,260 --> 00:25:55,094
His leg is broken.
435
00:25:59,350 --> 00:26:01,726
Oh, God.
436
00:26:01,750 --> 00:26:09,750
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