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How's he gonna improve
when you always stick him on the bench?
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I don't always stick him
on the bench.
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Not once
have you made him a starting player.
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And he's got the quality to start.
He was a JV powerhouse.
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This isn't JV. No offense, ma'am,
but Lamar is a sophomore.
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I think he's got a great shot, but...
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His brother was the same way.
You didn't want him to start...
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...and then I had to nag and nag you,
and then you did.
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- If he hadn't broken his leg...
- Excuse me...
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...but we're gonna have
to continue this conversation later.
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Thanks for your interest.
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Need some help?
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No, not really. I know how to do it.
Thanks, though.
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I mean...
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...not unless you're some sort of expert.
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I'm not an expert,
but I'd be glad to help you.
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No fun to be changing a tire
out in the rain, right?
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Do you like rescuing damsels in distress?
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This is my first time.
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Hm. So why did you stop?
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If you were some fat-ass truck driver,
I might have kept driving.
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I think there's a compliment
deep in there somewhere.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, there probably is.
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Okay.
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You hungry?
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There's a little café up the road.
You wanna get some lunch?
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Oh, God!
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She didn't like it.
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- What do you mean?
- She didn't like it so much.
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What? You know what this is?
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This is like when you go
to a restaurant, eat...
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...and then you pretend
there's a hair in the food.
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Can't hit a home run every time.
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Nobody else complained. They think
I've done a fucking excellent job.
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Would you try to understand the customer?
The customer is always first.
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Lenore said this woman has had a string...
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...of really bad relationships.
- So?
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So what happened
was more of a male fantasy...
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...and what she wanted
was more of a female fantasy.
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- More female?
- Yeah, well, that's the way it goes.
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- She's our third customer.
- I thought I was supposed to fuck her.
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Next time, make her feel
like it's about her mind...
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...not just her body.
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She wants to book me again?
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Yeah, she wants a rewrite.
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She'll pay for it.
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You mean a do-over?
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You need any help?
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Not really.
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I mean, unless you're an expert.
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You know, I realize...
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...I don't even know your name.
- Jemma. Yours?
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- Randall.
- Randall.
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And do you have a career or a job?
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- I'm gonna guess a career.
- Yeah, that's right, a career.
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What kind of career?
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I'm a book editor.
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Really? I was a comparative-lit. Major.
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What kind of books?
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Good books.
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I go for quality.
I don't give a shit if it's a bestseller.
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I go for the kind of arty books
that move readers.
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That's great, Randall. I really...
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I really admire people like you.
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I'm a total sellout.
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I work for an ad department.
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But, you know, at least I get
to meet people like you...
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...who follow their dreams.
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Do you wanna go to a movie sometime?
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Thank you.
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Part of me would love to,
but I do have a boyfriend.
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- A boyfriend?
- Yeah.
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I should go meet him now.
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- What do you mean? Now?
- Actually, it is now. I'm sorry.
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It's...
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It was so great to meet you.
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- Yeah.
- Thanks for fixing my flat. That was sweet.
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My pleasure.
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She said she has a boyfriend.
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He probably doesn't exist.
Don't you get it?
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She has a bruised heart.
That's what she said in the interview.
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- Men let her down.
- Women let me down.
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But we're not talking about you.
You're not paying.
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She wanted to meet you
by the side of the road.
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But my guess is,
she was looking for a connection...
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...at least for a few moments.
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The fantasy of meeting a total stranger...
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...and wondering if it might be destiny.
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God, you were supposed to stop her
from leaving, Ray.
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- Barf.
- Could you stop snorting with derision?
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Fine, I'll pretend I'm madly
in love with this freak.
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You might not get another chance.
She might not call again.
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Okay, fine. It's no skin off our back.
We'll find somebody else.
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We don't have anyone else yet.
And Jemma pays great.
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That was the thing about Jemma:
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She paid great.
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Why did Ronnie choose this place?
It's really dingy.
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What's wrong with a delicious buffet?
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That's not crab.
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It's imitation crab.
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I prefer it.
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It's cleaner and healthier.
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- Safer for the environment.
- Is the shrimp real?
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There's no such thing
as fake shrimp, Darb.
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- Here. Just eat it. You'll like it.
- Mom, even the hush puppies suck.
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- Something wrong?
- Nothing, Ron.
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Just blah, blah, blah
from the peanut gallery.
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That's a swan.
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Here's the thing, kids.
We're not made of money anymore.
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Oh, well, it's not that big of a deal.
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It just means
that sometimes we eat at the steakhouse...
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...and other times at the $3.99 buffet.
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- We shake it up.
- No more luxuries.
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- That's what we're trying to say.
- Important luxuries...
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...ones that really matter, those we keep.
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- So you're not rich anymore?
- Correct.
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Come on, Ronnie.
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We're still rich. We're just not as rich.
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Point is, we don't feel as rich.
Not super rich like before.
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But you still have some money?
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We lost a lot of money
in the stock market.
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Times are tough. We just happened
to land in the danger zone.
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Okay, but we don't have to call it
the danger zone. It's a temporary setback.
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Besides, all that money
was on paper anyway.
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- So it's all in your mind?
- I wish.
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Which brings us to the car.
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It's not that I wanted
to compete with Jessica...
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...or benefit from her misfortune,
but I had a little extra money for once.
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Not a whole lot, but enough
to hire a couple of guys to help me out...
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...and for a couple
of quality T-bone steaks.
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Twenty bucks each, and I didn't
give a crap. Damn straight.
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- Darby, darling.
- Thank you.
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Go on, tell us how it is, Darb.
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- All right, Damon.
- Thank you.
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Here you go, pal.
All right, how's the steak?
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- Cooked them pretty good, huh?
- It's good, Dad.
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So...
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...Ronnie lost a lot of money, huh?
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That's what he says.
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Boy, your mom
must be real disappointed.
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Yeah.
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Ronnie was a real rock.
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Who would have guessed?
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Yeah, well,
he's not gonna buy us a car anymore.
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What do you care?
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Why don't you just get Hammer
to drive you around?
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Damon, why are you so up his butt?
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When the kids brought up the car...
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...I don't know, maybe it was the divorce,
or maybe I was just a jackass.
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I felt bold. The twins were turning 16.
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You know...
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...just because Ronnie can't buy you
a car doesn't mean I can't.
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We gotta up our game, Tanya.
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If she doesn't love it next time,
I'll do her for free.
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Now that I know what she wants,
I'll deliver. Satisfaction guaranteed.
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I don't think you're capable
of understanding her.
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Jemma strikes me as highly complex.
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I just promised my kids a car.
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You just leave
all that highly-complex stuff to me.
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This is my version of a preacher cookie.
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Preacher cookies get their name
from the idea...
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...that if a preacher knocks
on your door unexpectedly...
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...you can cook these up
in a few minutes.
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And my inspiration was to put a little
piece of psalm inside each one.
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Maybe to attract a church market.
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Well, it certainly is generous of Tanya...
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...to host our gathering
and bake us a sample, isn't it?
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Does anyone else have a final prototype
they'd like to share?
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Well, if you'd like to e-mail me,
I'm always available for commentary.
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And even though our class
is officially ending...
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...perhaps some of you are ready
for the next step.
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That's right.
If you are ready to believe in yourself...
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...and your abilities
on a whole new level...
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...it's time to sign up
for How to Become a Millionaire part two.
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Now, who's ready to take that step?
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Who has the courage?
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Raise your hand
if you want an application.
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When you've been in the business
of money creation...
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...for as long as I have, Tanya,
nothing is surprising.
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Some people don't have mental fortitude.
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It's as if their brain has polio...
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...and they're trapped
in an iron lung of the mind, see?
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They can't become millionaires.
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They can't get a fancy car like I have...
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...because, essentially,
they can't make the leap upstairs mentally.
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I think most people
wanted to take part two...
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...but they couldn't afford it.
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Why don't I have more students like you?
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What makes you so different,
Tanya Skagle?
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Why don't you ask my mother?
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Touché.
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- Now, do you have your checkbook?
- My checkbook?
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Yeah, I recommend you go ahead
and secure your space.
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Sometimes part two in particular
can fill up like a flash flood.
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My only hesitation is, I was thinking...
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...that I might wanna take part two
next time.
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Well, why ever
would you do that?
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Well, I wanna sign up,
it's just the class isn't cheap, right?
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Well, then why did you say,
"Count me in?"
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I was trying to be supportive.
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Well, swell. That'll be great. Yeah.
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It's not what I recommend, but...
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...you can lead a horse to water,
that sort of thing.
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Is your Jaguar a rental?
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Need any help?
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I don't give a rat's ass
if it's a bestseller, you know?
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That's just how I like to roll
with the books in my area.
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Well, that's beautiful, Randall.
I really admire people like you.
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You wanna go to a movie sometime?
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Um...
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A part of me would love to,
but I have a fiancé.
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I should go meet him.
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Hey, can't he wait, this fiancé of yours?
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No, he gets cranky if I'm late.
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You know, maybe I'm mistaken...
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...but I think you'd have a lot more fun
if you stayed here.
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- Fun?
- Yeah.
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You know,
we could have a great time together.
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- What are you trying to say, exactly?
- That we...
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We would have fun.
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Wait a second. Would you hold on, now?
I sounded like an asshole, okay?
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It came out wrong.
But I'm not an asshole.
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- Just listen.
- You're rude.
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What could you have to say
that I would wanna hear?
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I just...
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Are you gonna make
another inappropriate pass at me?
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Not a pass. I just wish that...
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...in some crazy,
long-shot version of this universe...
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...that you would stay here with me...
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...and not vanish from existence
from my life.
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But, Randall, I have a boyfriend.
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No, I respect that.
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And I respectfully don't care.
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I mean, shit, Jemma, don't you feel it?
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Feel what?
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Destiny.
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Principal Rhonda Barr.
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My whole life, I had bad timing.
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So he takes away money...
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...but you still have to give him sex?
242
00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:36,184
I like having sex with Ron.
It's not a trade.
243
00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:37,978
Look at him.
244
00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:40,606
As peaceful as a baby.
245
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:43,525
If he really lost this money...
246
00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:47,029
...he'd be stabbing his heart with a knife.
247
00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:50,157
Hey, what are you guys
talking about in there?
248
00:15:50,325 --> 00:15:52,200
Nothing. Just making your lemonade.
249
00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:54,870
At least Ray was honest.
250
00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:58,457
You hated Ray, and now you're after Ron?
These problems aren't his fault.
251
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:01,043
Everybody in America
is having to cut back a bit.
252
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:03,837
If you choose to be blind, what can I do?
253
00:16:04,422 --> 00:16:08,050
Mom, Doris smells.
254
00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:15,015
Oh, Doris.
255
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:32,991
I got you. I got you beat.
256
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:48,006
Nice.
257
00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:50,467
Last call for strawberries.
258
00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:53,345
Oh, no thanks. All yours.
259
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:59,101
- Chocolate?
- Mm.
260
00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:01,603
I love a man
who's got good taste in chocolate.
261
00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:04,690
That's me. I'm a chocolate connoisseur.
262
00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:09,528
Is it my imagination,
or are you perfect in every way?
263
00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:11,279
Oh, no.
264
00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:13,281
I'm flawed. Trust me.
265
00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:15,951
- Like how?
- Well...
266
00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:19,663
...sometimes when I take my shoes off...
267
00:17:19,831 --> 00:17:24,501
...babe, you don't wanna go there.
- I don't. I don't wanna go there.
268
00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:27,629
- No, don't do it.
- I wanna go there.
269
00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:40,809
I think I might
just fall in love with you.
270
00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:43,603
What do you think?
271
00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:48,316
That's so nice.
272
00:17:58,161 --> 00:17:59,411
Hold on a sec.
273
00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:20,348
- Yeah?
- When Jemma says...
274
00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:24,186
...she might just fall in love with you,
you say, "I love you too."
275
00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:28,231
Are you fucking kidding me?
276
00:18:28,399 --> 00:18:30,525
We don't have time to dissect this.
277
00:18:30,693 --> 00:18:33,320
Do you wanna get your kids that car?
278
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,247
- Hi.
- Hi.
279
00:18:47,001 --> 00:18:48,960
You know...
280
00:18:51,506 --> 00:18:53,757
...when you said...
281
00:18:53,925 --> 00:18:55,133
...you might just...
282
00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:57,511
- Fall in love with you?
- Right.
283
00:18:58,471 --> 00:18:59,888
Well...
284
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,724
...I'm...
285
00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:05,101
I'm loving you too.
286
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:06,728
- Do you?
- Yeah.
287
00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:08,814
I love you.
288
00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:12,234
- I love you.
- Do you?
289
00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:17,239
I said I love you. I really mean it.
I love you.
290
00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:19,074
Then why don't I believe you?
291
00:19:20,743 --> 00:19:24,621
Jemma, please. Excuse me, but this is...
292
00:19:25,748 --> 00:19:26,748
This is crazy.
293
00:19:26,916 --> 00:19:29,417
Why is it so hard for you
to say, "I love you"?
294
00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:31,962
Why do you want me to say it so bad?
295
00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:38,844
Look, I just can't help but wonder...
296
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:41,763
...why you'd wanna ruin
such a perfectly beautiful moment...
297
00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:47,018
...on a perfectly beautiful beach
with all this fucked-up, artificial shit.
298
00:19:49,105 --> 00:19:53,650
I mean, what am I,
a goddamn dancing monkey here?
299
00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:01,366
Okay, that didn't go so well.
300
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:04,286
You want a do-over?
301
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:13,295
Will she come out of the coma?
302
00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:15,463
She could. It's hard to say.
303
00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:20,010
We can put Doris on liquids,
or we can let nature take its course.
304
00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:23,305
There's no wrong decision.
305
00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:28,643
What do you think? What should we do?
306
00:20:28,811 --> 00:20:32,272
We don't wanna see her
with all those drugs and tubes, do we?
307
00:20:32,982 --> 00:20:34,858
No, we don't.
308
00:20:35,026 --> 00:20:39,154
She lived a good life, and she was loved.
309
00:20:42,491 --> 00:20:44,242
But, Ron...
310
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:48,580
...I'm really starting to bond
with the kids...
311
00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:52,834
...and I really,
really think it's because of Doris.
312
00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:56,922
Puppies are born, old dogs die.
313
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:59,341
It's all part of growing up.
314
00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:05,096
Ron, I need this.
315
00:21:07,016 --> 00:21:08,808
We're gonna do the right thing, Jess.
316
00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:11,853
Okay. Okay.
317
00:21:12,021 --> 00:21:13,772
Let's put her down.
318
00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:21,029
The Greeks give us the height
of art and philosophy.
319
00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:25,367
The Romans establish modern law
and government.
320
00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:29,621
And then, somehow,
all that enviable accomplishment...
321
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:35,961
...is destroyed in such a short amount...
322
00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:41,049
Hang on just a second, all right?
323
00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:45,220
What are you doing here?
324
00:21:45,388 --> 00:21:47,263
Would you not be so paranoid?
325
00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:51,601
I used to teach these kids poetry. Here. I
finally got ahold of her. She paid in full.
326
00:21:51,769 --> 00:21:54,729
- She paid me?
- Yeah, she didn't wanna stiff you.
327
00:21:54,897 --> 00:21:58,650
Bummer, right? She would have made
a great repeat customer.
328
00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:00,151
You think I should call her?
329
00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:03,530
Don't. I think
this woman is impossible to please.
330
00:22:03,698 --> 00:22:05,615
See, it's that "I love you" stuff.
331
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:10,078
I didn't see it coming.
See? She threw me off my game.
332
00:22:10,246 --> 00:22:13,581
It's over. Don't worry,
we'll get you somebody else.
333
00:22:20,631 --> 00:22:26,136
Here it is. I was listening to it
last night when I was falling asleep.
334
00:22:28,264 --> 00:22:32,100
I really think this is gonna help me
with my leadership skills.
335
00:22:32,268 --> 00:22:34,310
Yeah, it's the best, all right.
336
00:22:34,478 --> 00:22:37,772
- Thank you for lending it to me.
- No problem.
337
00:22:37,940 --> 00:22:41,109
Oh, hey, do you also have my handout
around somewhere?
338
00:22:41,277 --> 00:22:42,610
Handout?
339
00:22:42,778 --> 00:22:46,281
Oh, you mean the list
of inspirational quotations?
340
00:22:46,449 --> 00:22:50,368
- I thought you wanted me to keep that.
- I did. But I thought I'd get it back.
341
00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:52,662
- Okay.
- If possible.
342
00:22:53,456 --> 00:22:55,290
Maybe...
343
00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:03,798
Floyd, is everything okay?
344
00:23:03,966 --> 00:23:05,800
I'm perfectly fine.
345
00:23:06,635 --> 00:23:07,802
Do you wanna sit down?
346
00:23:10,473 --> 00:23:12,932
I could make us some tea.
347
00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:15,101
I'll sit for a moment.
348
00:23:15,269 --> 00:23:17,437
No, thank you, on the tea.
349
00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:24,569
All right,
what you might be sensing, Tanya...
350
00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:28,114
...is I think it might be time
for us to have the talk.
351
00:23:30,659 --> 00:23:31,826
What talk?
352
00:23:31,994 --> 00:23:33,953
The one about expectations.
353
00:23:34,121 --> 00:23:37,165
I don't want you to get your hopes up
just to see them dashed.
354
00:23:37,666 --> 00:23:41,920
I'm not looking for anything serious.
I'm a bachelor.
355
00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:45,548
Now, we can be friends, sure,
but I cannot muddy the water.
356
00:23:45,716 --> 00:23:48,384
I never asked you to muddy the water.
357
00:23:48,552 --> 00:23:50,887
All right, I do not like drama.
358
00:23:51,055 --> 00:23:53,306
I feel it's best
to clearly state my intention.
359
00:23:53,474 --> 00:23:55,767
I only went on a date with you
to be nice.
360
00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:57,435
It was my New Year's resolution.
361
00:23:57,603 --> 00:24:01,272
- I'm just not attracted to you, Tanya.
- Do you think I was attracted to you?
362
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,483
- I'm sorry.
- My God, you're 100 years old.
363
00:24:03,651 --> 00:24:05,944
Tanya, I didn't say
you were an ugly woman.
364
00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:08,863
- You're just not my type. I can't help that.
- Fuck you!
365
00:24:09,031 --> 00:24:10,865
I'd be happy to continue to counsel you.
366
00:24:11,033 --> 00:24:14,202
- Get out! Fuck you!
- This is not productive.
367
00:24:14,370 --> 00:24:18,456
Oh, my God,
a creepy motivational speaker.
368
00:24:19,166 --> 00:24:21,292
Fuck you.
369
00:24:24,380 --> 00:24:26,047
Honey...
370
00:24:26,215 --> 00:24:28,508
...we did the best thing.
371
00:24:28,676 --> 00:24:30,176
And we did a brave thing.
372
00:24:30,344 --> 00:24:32,137
And the least expensive thing.
373
00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:35,890
Honey, we all loved Doris.
374
00:24:36,392 --> 00:24:38,268
I'm not in the mood.
375
00:24:39,770 --> 00:24:41,396
Why not?
376
00:24:41,772 --> 00:24:43,690
I don't know, Ron.
377
00:24:45,234 --> 00:24:47,610
Maybe it's the economy.
378
00:24:57,746 --> 00:25:00,999
- Hello?
- Hello, Mom.
379
00:25:01,584 --> 00:25:03,251
Are you in the hospital?
380
00:25:03,419 --> 00:25:07,505
No, Mom, I'm just feeling a little lonely.
381
00:25:07,673 --> 00:25:12,844
Sweetheart, don't call me so late
if you're not in the hospital.
382
00:25:14,597 --> 00:25:15,597
It's 8:30.
383
00:25:15,764 --> 00:25:19,767
I'm no good after 7. Is it an emergency?
384
00:25:31,238 --> 00:25:33,364
This is Ray.
I lost my old phone in the fire...
385
00:25:33,532 --> 00:25:36,075
...so make sure and leave your number.
386
00:25:37,620 --> 00:25:41,289
Ray? Where are you?
387
00:26:27,503 --> 00:26:29,963
So why should I let you in?
388
00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:35,134
You probably shouldn't.
389
00:26:40,516 --> 00:26:43,518
Tanya says you're impossible to please.
390
00:26:44,186 --> 00:26:46,980
She didn't even know I called you.
391
00:26:48,232 --> 00:26:53,653
Well, if you think I'm just some
kind of weirdo, then why did you?
392
00:26:53,821 --> 00:26:55,446
The money.
393
00:26:55,739 --> 00:26:59,117
- Oh.
- Hey, I'm just being honest.
394
00:27:02,079 --> 00:27:04,205
You'll probably just
end up all unhappy again.
395
00:27:04,957 --> 00:27:06,541
That's supposed to inspire me?
396
00:27:06,709 --> 00:27:09,377
But maybe you won't.
397
00:27:10,087 --> 00:27:12,463
Look, before you, I was batting 1000.
398
00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:14,882
You're my first out.
399
00:27:15,718 --> 00:27:17,468
It's my job to make you happy.
400
00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:21,055
That's why they call me
a happiness consultant.
401
00:27:22,725 --> 00:27:24,559
And I think I could make you happy.
402
00:27:26,979 --> 00:27:28,688
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