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Piece of shit. Stupid piece of shit.
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You're a real stupid piece of shit.
But I know I'm a piece of shit.
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That makes me better than
all the pieces of shit
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who don't know they're pieces of shit.
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Or is it worse? Breakfast.
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Oh, I don't deserve breakfast. Shut up.
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Don't feel sorry for yourself. Get
breakfast, you stupid fat-ass.
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These are cookies.
This is not breakfast.
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You are eating cookies. Stop it.
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Stop eating cookies, go
make yourself breakfast.
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Stop it. Don't eat one more cookie.
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Put that down. Do not eat that cookie.
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I can't believe you ate that cookie.
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- Hey, BoJack, we need milk.
- For the baby.
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- For the what?
- Where is the baby? I saw...
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- Can I borrow your car?
- What baby?
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I don't know. Tina's
gonna make breakfast.
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She needs milk. Can I
take the car or what?
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Shit. I don't want her driving my car,
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getting her grubby hands all over.
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She's not grubby, she's your
daughter, you piece of garbage.
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You're a piece of garbage, a
real shitty piece of garbage.
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Uh...
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Think, idiot. If she takes the
car, you're trapped here with Mom
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and her spooky lazy eyes.
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If you get the milk and
leave Hollyhock with Mom,
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she could tell things about you,
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poison your daughter against
you, that what you want?
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Okay, how about, um... Hold on.
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They're looking. Say something!
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Open your idiot dumb mouth!
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I will get milk.
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Milk, milk. What are
they talking about now?
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Probably you and what a dumb piece of
trash you are, you fat sack of idiot.
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Why not do the world a favor and
swerve into oncoming traffic?
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No, you don't deserve to die
young, only the greats die young.
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Oh, now you think you're
young all of a sudden?
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One drink.
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Whoa. Is it night suddenly?
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Suddenly sundown.
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Suddenly "Sooze-town."
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What was that show?
"Suddenly Sooze-town?"
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Brooke Shields... something?
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Show was on for five years and now
nobody... Oh, my God, is that life?
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You're there, you do your
thing, and then people forget.
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"Forget it, Jake. It's Sooze-town."
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Is that me? Am I the Suddenly
Sooze-town of people?
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Shit.
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Oh, shit. You gotta drive.
Sober up, buddy.
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Here we go, sober... now!
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Sober, now!
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Come on, you drunk piece
of shit, be less drunk.
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Now! Okay.
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Idiot. What'd you do all day?
Piece of shit.
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That's a day you'll never get back. What
was that? You're a real piece of...
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- Where have you been?
- Uh...
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Did you get the milk?
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Uh...
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Stupid piece of shit.
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Oh, God.
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If you're looking for the
milk Tina ended up getting,
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Tina is using it to
make us all breakfast.
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Well, it's about time someone
pulls their weight around here.
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Henrietta, you should
make a healthy breakfast.
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- Okay, that's enough from you.
- For the baby.
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No one loves a Fatty Patty.
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Uh-oh.
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Is my house on a slant or something?
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- This wall needs to be painted.
- I'm gonna go.
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You don't want to stick around,
eat breakfast together?
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Great pitch, love your energy.
It's a pass.
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What are you doing? Go home.
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You're parked on Mulholland doing
nothing, you could be eating breakfast
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with your long-lost
daughter and dying mother.
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You are a terrible person.
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Use the shoulder, asshole!
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He gets it.
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I know, I wanted to tell you right away.
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- Right this way.
- Oh, I gotta go. See you tonight.
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If it isn't my favorite
client, Courtney Portnoy,
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and also another client, Todd.
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It's always nice to be included
in a sentence someone says.
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Ms. Taken was a miserable failure.
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- Princess Carolyn...
- But Courtney, more importantly,
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audiences are going to adore
your tour de force performance
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as the forceful
denim-clad court reporter
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in The Court Reporter Sported Jorts,
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the jet-setting jort-sporting
court reporter story.
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Yes, the film is spectacularly
romantic and well-titled,
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but I need a change in representation.
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No! Courtney! Before you fire me...
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I'm not gonna fire you. Heavens, no!
I fired my agents.
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Oh, good. Yeah, agents are replaceable.
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A manager is forever.
That's the takeaway here.
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I think you'll fall in
love with my new agent.
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- Love her already. Who is she?
- He.
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Yes, he, he, ha, ha.
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- Now tell me her name.
- Rutabaga Rabitowitz.
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Oh, fish.
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We got a nice bounce off
of Court's engagement.
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"Court" is what I'm calling Courtney
for wordplay-related reasons
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that'll become apparent at
the end of this sentence,
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but that bounce has lost its pounce,
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and if we want to keep
this name in the news,
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we're going to need a full-court press.
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So what do you do after an engagement?
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D-d-d-doy! Wedding of the century.
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Whoa!
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We're talking floral arrangements.
We're talking procession of elephants.
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We're talking Jaden Smith in
a Clockwork Orange costume,
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reading a poem he wrote...
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Does that poem rhyme? No! What are
you, crazy? Of course it doesn't.
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And, uh-oh, was someone looking
for Sebastian Janikowski,
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because here's the kicker...
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We do the whole thing the weekend
before the movie drops. Bam!
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- Weekend before the movie drops?
- Boom!
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- That's this weekend.
- Ka-zow!
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- Four days from today.
- Ooh.
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Today? That's today!
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Which is why it's so perfect.
No notice is the new notice.
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This wedding is so fancy we don't
care if you have other plans.
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- Total status move.
- You're right.
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Being engaged is one thing,
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but I'm not sure I want
to actually get married.
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We can draw up a standard
Hollywoo sham-marriage contract:
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Three years, non-exclusive,
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- huge payday.
- Oh.
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And I presume you'll be
arranging everything.
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As Courtney's agent I'm happy to
help, but I believe traditionally
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it's the bride's manager
who plans the wedding.
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Okay.
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Idiot. Stupid animal. Oaf.
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You are just the prettiest thing.
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- Yes, you are.
- Who are you talking to?
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Keep it down, oaf. You'll
make the baby cry.
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- Baby?
- Yes, you are.
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She kept asking where the baby was,
so I had Tina get her this doll.
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- She's totes into it.
- Mom is "totes" into a baby?
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Is it possible the baby got
dipped in brandy at some point?
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Or cigarettes, or regressive
ideas about immigrants?
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- I think she just wanted a baby.
- Coochie-coochie-coo...
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You shouldn't indulge her delusions.
It's not right.
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But she seemed really down. And
you're never around anymore.
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It was getting depressing
to look at her.
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That's why I made her this pillowcase.
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You just put this over her
head and everything is fine.
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Dark in here.
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Hello?
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So they're airing an F.H.B.A.
Miami marathon this weekend.
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Does anyone want to come over?
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Oh, I actually have a big announcement.
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I'm marrying Courtney
Portnoy this weekend.
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- Wow! Great, Todd. Good for you.
- That's amazing.
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I know it's pretty wild for an
asexual to get married, but...
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Not really. John and I are
aces and we're married.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Our wedding was nautical-themed.
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Why nautical? Is that,
like, an asexual thing?
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No, man. We just really like boats.
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Asexual just means you're
not interested in sex.
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Some asexuals are also a-romantic,
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but others have relationships
like anyone else.
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But involving boats?
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I feel like you're getting really
hung up on the boats thing.
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So, it's not weird for
an ace to get married?
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No, if you found someone who really
accepts you for who you are, go for it.
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I will! I mean, I am. I mean, am I?
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Mmm! Beatrice, this coffee is amazing.
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You stupid garbage fire.
Everything sucks.
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BoJack, did you see what
your mother is doing?
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Isn't it incredible?
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Yeah, making breakfast at three
in the afternoon. So with it.
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Isn't this baby well-behaved?
Hardly ever cries.
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Probably because you're such
a good mother, Beatrice.
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Don't say that.
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I was very nervous to
have a baby in the house,
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but it turns out, all it
needed is a mother's love.
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Oh, when you grow up, you can
be anything you want to be.
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Lousy baby. What did it
ever do that was so great?
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Am I jealous of a doll?
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Maybe if that doll wasn't so smug,
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looking at me with its
creepy doll eyes...
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She's tricking you, Hollyhock.
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- This is not what she's really like.
- Who cares?
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Whatever beef you have with your mom,
that's just a sweet confused old lady.
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- She's right.
- Wrong. She's in there.
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- She knows exactly what she's doing.
- You are so paranoid.
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Please stop fighting. All this
shouting is bad for the baby.
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Where was that keen parenting
insight 50 years ago?
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Henrietta, you're unfit to be a parent.
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- I'm unfit?
- It's true, jackass.
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You think it's so hard to be a
parent to a doll? I could do that.
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Hey, look, I'm cradling the baby.
Hope I don't drop it!
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Oh, no! I dropped it,
but it's not crying.
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Guess it's okay. I'm an amazing parent.
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What if I left it in its room all day
and didn't feed it or change it?
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Oh, that's okay, too. I
must be mother of the year!
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- BoJack.
- I know! What if for 18 years straight
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I just tell it how worthless it is
every day, how it embarrasses me,
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how my life would be better
if it was never born?
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Would that be a good idea?
Probably, right?
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Give me the baby back, you worthless
waste of my husband's jism!
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- Oh, so you do know who I am.
- Govern yourself, Henrietta.
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Hey, you think the baby would be okay
if I threw it over the side of my deck?
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Probably, right?
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BoJack, don't.
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Do it.
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Nah, I'm just kidding around.
Here you go, Mom.
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Oh, no! My hands are so slippery!
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Oh, no! Oh, oh, oh!
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No!
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Nice arm.
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Why did you do that?
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You goddamn piece of shit idiot asshole.
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This is what you do. This
is what you always do.
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This is why Mom loves
Doll more than you.
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She's right. Doll never hurt anybody.
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Doll wouldn't throw you over
the side of a mountain.
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Gotta make things right.
Gotta get Doll back.
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Okay, one drink. And then, Doll back.
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You screw-up. You're making
your daughter hate you.
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Which is good, because look what
happens when people love you.
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Look at Penny. And Herb. And Sarah Lynn.
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It's because you made
them love you, BoJack.
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You gotta fix this, dummy.
How can you fix this?
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Princess Carolyn? She hates your guts.
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Todd? No. Diane? Yes! Oh, good.
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Good old responsible Diane,
she'll know what to do.
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Oh... aah...
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Oh.
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"California can't wait."
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Am I Ace of Base right now?
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Because all that I want is
another one of these babies.
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BoJack Horseman?
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00:11:15,717 --> 00:11:18,761
What is this, a will.i.am-style
celebrity endorsement video?
237
00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:20,638
- Where's Diane?
- Oh, she's on the roof.
238
00:11:20,722 --> 00:11:23,558
Boy, will she be surprised
to see you. Diane!
239
00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:24,893
What are you doing?
240
00:11:24,976 --> 00:11:26,978
No, not like this. She
doesn't know I'm here.
241
00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:29,355
First time she sees me can't
be drunk asking for help.
242
00:11:29,439 --> 00:11:30,959
- What's wrong? You need help?
- Idiot.
243
00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,864
You gotta get me outta here.
Where did I park?
244
00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:34,068
- Um...
- Beep. Beep, beep?
245
00:11:34,152 --> 00:11:35,653
You shouldn't be driving right now.
246
00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:38,406
Why don't I make like Eddie Money
and take you home tonight?
247
00:11:38,489 --> 00:11:41,117
No, I can't go home. Not without Doll.
248
00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:44,078
Also, Eddie Money doesn't do the
taking home in "Take Me Home Tonight,"
249
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so if you're taking me home,
then I would be Eddie Money.
250
00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:49,834
Okay, something's going on with you.
251
00:11:49,918 --> 00:11:51,961
- It's not like you to be so testy.
- Yes, it is.
252
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:54,255
Everyone, take the rest of the day off.
253
00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:58,384
My pal BoJack needs a friend day.
California can wait!
254
00:11:59,344 --> 00:12:02,138
Elton, you have to play this wedding.
255
00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:04,781
We want one of those Stranger
Things kids to be the ring-bearer.
256
00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:05,850
They're still little?
257
00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:08,603
You're gonna do a duet with a
hologram of Nat King Cole.
258
00:12:08,686 --> 00:12:11,356
Or, if that's cost-prohibitive,
Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes.
259
00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:13,239
Puberty? Can we give
them something for that?
260
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- Great.
- Fabulous.
261
00:12:15,109 --> 00:12:16,361
We are killing this.
262
00:12:16,444 --> 00:12:19,364
We are doing to this wedding
what Rob Durst did to that lady
263
00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:22,158
and what Fred Durst did to his career.
264
00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:24,827
I have terrible news. It's Meryl Streep.
265
00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:27,413
Did Meryl Streep die?
266
00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:28,998
No, she's retiring.
267
00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:30,166
Mr. McGregor!
268
00:12:30,264 --> 00:12:31,928
You cannot just walk
into a room and say,
269
00:12:31,967 --> 00:12:33,917
"I have terrible news
about Meryl Streep."
270
00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:36,172
Her retirement party is
scheduled for this Saturday.
271
00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:37,840
All of Hollywoo will be attending.
272
00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:39,634
This Saturday? No, no, no!
273
00:12:39,717 --> 00:12:42,345
How is #TortneyChortnoy
supposed to compete with that?
274
00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:43,429
We're toast.
275
00:12:43,513 --> 00:12:47,475
Unless, uh, we could somehow get
Meryl to postpone her party?
276
00:12:47,558 --> 00:12:51,396
Hmm... what if we put together
a project so enticing
277
00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:53,064
she couldn't help but climb aboard?
278
00:12:53,147 --> 00:12:56,609
- One more gig...
- Means no more retirement.
279
00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:59,612
But what could we possibly offer
her that she hasn't already done?
280
00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:03,992
- Ah. What does every actor want to do?
- Direct.
281
00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:05,284
- Direct!
- Yeah.
282
00:13:05,368 --> 00:13:08,204
But the dream of any director
is to work with Meryl Streep.
283
00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:11,499
You think Meryl wants to direct a bunch
of actors who aren't Meryl Streep?
284
00:13:11,582 --> 00:13:13,876
- Hah! What a nightmare!
- Okay, all right. Okay, fine.
285
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,336
But, okay, okay, and this...
286
00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:19,340
What if all the actors in the
movie were Meryl Streep?
287
00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:22,135
- What? No!
- Are you suggesting some sort of.
288
00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:24,429
The Klumps type situation
289
00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:26,180
where Meryl Streep plays every role?
290
00:13:26,264 --> 00:13:29,559
Bingo-bongo, weirdo-beardo.
All the greats have done it.
291
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:32,812
Peter Sellers, Sir Alec Guinness,
Flo from the Progressive ads.
292
00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:34,605
Let's take this to the Streep.
293
00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:40,028
Hey, look. Maybe this is a baby?
294
00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:41,529
Mmm.
295
00:13:41,612 --> 00:13:43,114
- Welcome...
- Hey, hey!
296
00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:46,451
...to the nightmare, non-sexy version of
Three's Company that my life has become.
297
00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:49,996
Oh, good. Instead of getting the
doll back, like you said you would,
298
00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:52,749
you disappeared for a few
hours and found a friend.
299
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,542
For your information,
we are on the case.
300
00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:56,669
Just need a whiff of your
mom to track the scent.
301
00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:59,714
Uh, excuse me, young lady,
I'm looking for a Beatrice,
302
00:13:59,797 --> 00:14:03,092
but you're way too young and
attractive to be that mean old crone.
303
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:04,677
- What?
- What are you doing?
304
00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:08,556
Okay, I'm picking up on
some fruity overtones.
305
00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:12,435
Oak, desert sage... No,
I'm just kidding around.
306
00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:13,686
It's smelling humor.
307
00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:16,272
Is this the best time to be
workshopping your tight five?
308
00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:18,900
Okay, got it. Ooh, this way?
309
00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:21,110
No! No, no. That way!
310
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:26,240
Out the door! Come on! Here we go!
311
00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:36,542
Look at him. Not a care in the world.
How does he do it?
312
00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:39,003
This is the place.
313
00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:43,883
- Oh, hi, I'm...
- BoJack Horseman.
314
00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:46,010
- Felicity Huffman?
- Looking for this?
315
00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:47,970
- Yes!
- Well, keep looking, buddy!
316
00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:50,640
You're a real piece of
shit, you know that?
317
00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:52,767
Yes.
318
00:14:57,855 --> 00:15:00,441
So, instead of talking
through your issues,
319
00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:03,152
your new thing is to just
get in really big fights
320
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:05,029
and then have hot angry sex?
321
00:15:05,113 --> 00:15:08,032
- Yeah, but it kind of works.
- Does it?
322
00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:10,535
I'm sorry, I feel like
we always talk about me.
323
00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:12,120
What's going on with you, Roxie?
324
00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:15,289
- I'm actually glad you asked, I...
- Okay.
325
00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:17,718
Hey, Diane, can I get
your advice on something?
326
00:15:17,782 --> 00:15:19,382
Yeah, of course. I'm not doing anything.
327
00:15:19,406 --> 00:15:22,547
- Um...
- So, I have this friend,
328
00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:26,801
and his name is Darnarius McQuimberton.
329
00:15:26,884 --> 00:15:28,970
Oh, yeah, I think I read
an article about him
330
00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:31,514
in Real, Not Made-Up, Person Magazine.
331
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:34,767
Darnarius is supposed to
get married this weekend.
332
00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:38,980
And it's going to be an amazing wedding,
but it's kind of based on a lie.
333
00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:40,481
Should he go through with it?
334
00:15:40,565 --> 00:15:43,943
Well, all weddings are lies, right?
Sort of.
335
00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:45,862
You're making this big declaration
336
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,406
about how you're gonna stay
with this person forever,
337
00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:49,949
but you don't actually know that.
338
00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:52,702
You're just saying it. The
whole thing is a farce.
339
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:56,664
- Yeah, that's true.
- But it's a lie based on truth.
340
00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:58,416
Like, at the center of the farce
341
00:15:58,499 --> 00:16:01,085
there's this nugget of
something real and pure.
342
00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:04,005
And that strange beautiful something
343
00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:06,424
is why you put up with
everything else, right?
344
00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:07,508
I guess so.
345
00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:11,554
And sometimes it's hard to
remember that pure, shining thing
346
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:14,599
because it's been painted
over with so many arguments
347
00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:17,143
and compromises and disappointments.
348
00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:20,271
But you have to believe it's
still down there somewhere,
349
00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:21,939
even if you can't see it.
350
00:16:22,023 --> 00:16:26,235
And maybe even the belief in it is
more important than the thing itself,
351
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,946
but only as long as
you still believe it.
352
00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:32,241
- Does that make sense?
- Yeah. Thanks, Diane.
353
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:36,412
You've given me and
Darquimbertus McNarington
354
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,080
a lot to think about.
355
00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:44,545
That was good advice. I'm,
like, a really good friend.
356
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:49,842
- What?
- Okay.
357
00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:53,387
So that doll actually belongs to my mom.
She's very sick, very frail.
358
00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:55,598
And I know you're really
mad at me because...
359
00:16:55,645 --> 00:16:58,285
Think, shit-for-brains, think. Why
is Felicity Huffman mad at you?
360
00:16:58,309 --> 00:17:00,645
You cut her off in traffic,
got her fired off a project,
361
00:17:00,709 --> 00:17:03,749
talked shit about her at an AIDS benefit
and didn't realize your mic was on.
362
00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:07,777
I have been living directly under
your house for the last 15 years.
363
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:11,572
Do you have any idea how much shit you
throw over the side of your deck?
364
00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:15,535
Beer bottles, lit cigarettes,
scripts where the lead is female.
365
00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:18,371
One time, a mountain of
regurgitated cotton candy
366
00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:22,750
sat on that hill for a month
before sliding into my hot tub.
367
00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:24,293
Who you think has to deal with that?
368
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:27,338
I assume your maid or
gardener or something?
369
00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:30,591
Well, yeah. But it's
still super-obnoxious.
370
00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:32,260
You're not getting that doll back.
371
00:17:32,343 --> 00:17:33,427
Citizens, citizens.
372
00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:35,471
As the future governor of California,
373
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:39,058
I pride myself on probably being
able to reach compromises
374
00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:40,977
across the ideological spectrum.
375
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,521
- Oh! What if we cut the baby in half?
- What?
376
00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:44,730
- Why would we do that?
- No.
377
00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:46,524
So you both agree that's a bad idea.
378
00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:48,943
Perhaps you're not so
different after all?
379
00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:51,320
- Peanutbutter.
- How is that...?
380
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:54,949
Felicity Huffman, you are a beloved
star of film and television.
381
00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:59,120
BoJack, you have also appeared
in film and television.
382
00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:01,330
What's that like? Discuss.
383
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:04,292
I'm sorry for my acquaintance.
I'm actually a big fan.
384
00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:06,335
I hope she has no follow-up questions.
385
00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:08,546
Really? So you've probably
seen my new show,
386
00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:10,441
- F.H.B.A. Los Angeles.
- What?
387
00:18:10,466 --> 00:18:11,518
Yup, love it.
388
00:18:11,543 --> 00:18:13,533
How'd you like to do an arc for sweeps?
389
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:16,053
Ugh, TV? No. I just got
out of that sinkhole.
390
00:18:16,137 --> 00:18:18,889
He'll do it, if you
give us our doll back.
391
00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:21,225
Hup... ho... hup!
392
00:18:21,309 --> 00:18:22,829
What's your status?
393
00:18:22,853 --> 00:18:24,395
I have breached Compound Streep.
394
00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:27,440
If I don't make it out of this alive,
just know I have already seen heaven
395
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:29,108
and it is Meryl's rose garden.
396
00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:31,152
- And the offer?
- I put it under a big box
397
00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:32,445
that's propped up by a stick.
398
00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:34,363
If she goes to look and
the box falls on her,
399
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,490
she's contractually
obligated to do the movie.
400
00:18:36,574 --> 00:18:38,701
Yeah, I know what
"packaging talent" means.
401
00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:40,144
Okay, she's walking up to the box.
402
00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:43,289
She's sniffing around, and...
403
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:46,334
We got Meryl!
404
00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:48,294
All right! Yes!
405
00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:51,345
What if I throw myself off my deck
406
00:18:51,422 --> 00:18:52,798
into Felicity Huffman's backyard.
407
00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:55,259
If she found my dead
body, that'd show her.
408
00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:56,510
Why are we at a bar?
409
00:18:56,594 --> 00:18:58,512
We're just celebrating
getting Doll back.
410
00:18:59,347 --> 00:19:01,724
You don't want to bring the
doll back to your mom?
411
00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:03,407
I will. We're just having a drink first.
412
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:05,019
- Relax.
- Okay.
413
00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:06,812
He knows you're terrible.
414
00:19:06,861 --> 00:19:09,541
He's the biggest idiot in the world,
even he knows you're terrible.
415
00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:12,276
So when did you get a daughter?
She's new, right?
416
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:15,655
- Or was she always part of the gang?
- I met her about a month ago.
417
00:19:15,738 --> 00:19:18,115
- Whoa!
- Yeah. And it was great, at first.
418
00:19:18,199 --> 00:19:19,909
But now I can feel her getting attached,
419
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:21,744
and I just know I'm
gonna BoJack things up.
420
00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:23,079
"BoJack things up?"
421
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,873
You mean, show up somewhere
and be the life of the party?
422
00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:28,316
Then share a laugh with your
good friend, Mr. Peanutbutter?
423
00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:31,003
No, obviously I meant screw
everything up until she hates me.
424
00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:32,463
I don't think I can take that.
425
00:19:32,546 --> 00:19:35,716
Maybe this time, don't do the
thing that makes her hate you.
426
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:38,052
I don't want to, but every
time she looks at me
427
00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:39,679
with those big innocent eyes,
428
00:19:39,762 --> 00:19:42,122
all I can think about is every
shitty thing I've ever done,
429
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,350
and I think, "I don't
deserve that kind of love."
430
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:47,353
Look, BoJack, I don't know a lot
about balancing a state budget
431
00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:49,355
- or how a bill becomes a law.
- Uh...
432
00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:51,399
I don't know a lot
about a lot of things.
433
00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:55,194
Everybody deserves to be loved.
434
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:03,035
So we put together an all-star wedding
and a Meryl Streep movie in one day!
435
00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:05,663
- You got to admit, we're a good team.
- Rutabaga...
436
00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:08,833
I know it wasn't always smooth sailing
for the Good Ship You and Me,
437
00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:11,168
but now you've got a boyfriend
and I've got a family,
438
00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:14,505
and since we have to work together
again, we're a good team.
439
00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:16,340
Tell me you didn't miss this.
440
00:20:16,424 --> 00:20:18,926
- Todd is on line two.
- Aaah! Do you go through the walls?
441
00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:21,637
Todd! Have you finished
your groomsmen list?
442
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:23,889
We gotta figure out how
many parachutes we need.
443
00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:27,101
Uh, guys, I... I can't marry Courtney.
444
00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:28,561
- What?
- No!
445
00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:32,648
I've been doing some thinking, and
marriage is like a Tootsie Pop.
446
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:34,984
The lollipop part is a lie,
447
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:37,820
but at the center of the
lie there's a truth.
448
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:41,031
That's the Tootsie Roll, and
that's why people get married.
449
00:20:41,115 --> 00:20:45,286
But if I married Courtney it would
be a lie without any truth in it,
450
00:20:45,369 --> 00:20:48,914
like a Tootsie Pop with
just the lollipop part
451
00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:50,791
and nothing in the middle.
452
00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:54,336
So, a lollipop? That's
still pretty good.
453
00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:55,880
I guess it's a bad analogy.
454
00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:57,590
But I don't want a fake marriage.
455
00:20:57,673 --> 00:21:00,009
I'm sorry I didn't realize that before.
456
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:03,262
Okay, Todd. You gotta do
what's right for you.
457
00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:05,598
Thanks, Princess Carolyn. Whoa...
458
00:21:06,807 --> 00:21:11,103
All right, blue sky time. Wedding's off.
Can we spin this somehow?
459
00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:13,189
Courtney got jilted,
play the sympathy card?
460
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:15,065
I guess we could put out a statement.
461
00:21:15,149 --> 00:21:16,192
That's your solution?
462
00:21:16,239 --> 00:21:18,879
What happened to the guy from this
morning with all the big ideas?
463
00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:21,864
Oh, that guy dies at six.
This guy's gotta get home.
464
00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:24,992
I got seven kids and a wife who's
really into me co-parenting,
465
00:21:25,075 --> 00:21:26,869
or, as she calls it, "parenting."
466
00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:30,206
Well, can't you tuck the kids into
bed, read them some script coverage
467
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:32,792
of the film adaptation of Good
Night Moon and then come back?
468
00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:35,711
- This is important.
- Well, my kids are important.
469
00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:37,588
Fine, both things are equally important.
470
00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:39,840
Oh, my God, thank God
you're not a mother.
471
00:21:39,924 --> 00:21:42,218
You would be hilarious at it.
472
00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:45,387
Hey, today was fun. I'll
call you in the morning.
473
00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:47,306
We'll figure this out.
We'll deal with it.
474
00:21:49,892 --> 00:21:52,937
If you'd like to never see him again,
I have ways of getting rid of him.
475
00:21:53,020 --> 00:21:54,563
What kind of ways?
476
00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:57,983
Asking him politely to not come back.
Actually, that's only one way.
477
00:21:58,055 --> 00:22:00,295
I apologize for misleading you
about the number of ways.
478
00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:02,112
He's a jerk, right? It's not just me?
479
00:22:02,196 --> 00:22:03,781
I worked with guys like him at F.M.E.
480
00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:06,534
When I left, I swore I would never
work at a big agency again,
481
00:22:06,617 --> 00:22:08,994
because I can't work
with people like that.
482
00:22:09,078 --> 00:22:10,278
You don't think I'm like that?
483
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:12,832
No, because you care about
people other than yourself.
484
00:22:12,915 --> 00:22:15,709
And for what it's worth, you
will be a wonderful mother.
485
00:22:15,793 --> 00:22:18,420
- You're not just saying that?
- I never just say anything.
486
00:22:18,504 --> 00:22:19,713
I choose words very carefully,
487
00:22:19,797 --> 00:22:21,966
with an eye towards
precision and expediency.
488
00:22:22,049 --> 00:22:23,717
I'm surprised you haven't noticed that.
489
00:22:23,801 --> 00:22:26,011
- Good night, Judah.
- Mm-hmm.
490
00:22:42,152 --> 00:22:45,406
Okay.
491
00:22:45,489 --> 00:22:48,784
- It's about time, Henrietta.
- You're welcome.
492
00:22:56,750 --> 00:22:58,127
Go talk to her, idiot.
493
00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:00,921
Drink first. No, you stupid alcoholic.
494
00:23:01,005 --> 00:23:03,591
Talk to your daughter. You're
ruining her. You know that, right?
495
00:23:03,674 --> 00:23:05,514
No matter what, your
poison is already in her.
496
00:23:05,551 --> 00:23:07,344
There's nothing you can do.
That's not true.
497
00:23:07,428 --> 00:23:08,948
Yeah, it is, you stupid piece of shit.
498
00:23:09,013 --> 00:23:12,766
You're a real stupid piece of shit, and
everywhere you go you destroy people.
499
00:23:12,850 --> 00:23:14,393
Your mother never loved you.
500
00:23:14,436 --> 00:23:16,796
That's why Sarah Lynn died,
Charlotte'll never forgive you.
501
00:23:16,820 --> 00:23:19,540
What you gonna do to Hollyhock? What
you gonna do, asshole? Shut up!
502
00:23:28,365 --> 00:23:30,409
Got Doll back. No big deal.
503
00:23:30,492 --> 00:23:33,829
Where do you go, when
you disappear all day?
504
00:23:35,831 --> 00:23:38,334
Just drive around.
Sometimes I go to a bar.
505
00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:40,461
Sometimes I pull over by
the side of the road,
506
00:23:40,544 --> 00:23:42,504
just sit there for hours.
507
00:23:42,588 --> 00:23:43,589
Why?
508
00:23:45,633 --> 00:23:47,593
And you'd rather do that
509
00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:49,678
- than spend time with me?
- Hollyhock...
510
00:23:49,762 --> 00:23:52,264
I know you didn't ask for
this dorky 17-year-old
511
00:23:52,348 --> 00:23:53,682
to just show up at your door.
512
00:23:53,766 --> 00:23:55,766
And I'm sorry if I'm annoying,
but I didn't ask...
513
00:23:55,809 --> 00:23:58,187
- No, Hollyhock, I'm glad you're here.
- Oh.
514
00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:00,773
If I'm shitty, that's
just because I'm shitty.
515
00:24:00,856 --> 00:24:03,776
You're allowed to be mad at me, but
you need to know that whatever I do,
516
00:24:03,859 --> 00:24:05,277
it's not your fault.
517
00:24:07,571 --> 00:24:12,284
I know. I mean, I know, but I
don't always know, you know?
518
00:24:12,352 --> 00:24:15,472
Like, sometimes I have this tiny voice
in the back of my head that goes, like,
519
00:24:15,496 --> 00:24:18,916
"Hey, everyone hates you! And they're
not wrong to feel that way!"
520
00:24:19,958 --> 00:24:21,043
I know what you mean.
521
00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:25,547
That voice, the one that tells you
you're worthless and stupid and ugly?
522
00:24:25,631 --> 00:24:28,342
- Yeah?
- It goes away, right?
523
00:24:28,425 --> 00:24:32,054
It's just, like, a dumb teenage-girl
thing, but then it goes away?
524
00:24:33,389 --> 00:24:34,390
Yeah.
525
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:38,100
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