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[upbeat rock music]

- Previously on the
"Tournament of All Stars."

Bracket 2 competed in the
final of their three episodes.

The top two
All Stars of the Week

are Salina EsTitties
and Vivacious.

[upbeat music]

You've each earned 2 points.

This is your last chance.

Impress me, win $10,000,

and earn a coveted
extra point.

Salina EsTitties,
condragulations.

You're a winner, baby.

- [laughs]

- You've earned 1 extra point.

Bottom four, it's time
for you to give your MVQ point

to the All Star you think

is the Most Valuable Queen
of the Week.

Choose wisely
because your MVQ point

could determine which queens
advance to the semi-finals.

With 6 points each,

Crystal Methyd
and Silky Nutmeg Ganache,

you are advancing
to the semi-finals.

Condragulations.

- I don't know if
the other brackets

are going to be able to handle
the method to this madness.

- Salina, Vivacious,
Aura, April,

at the end of Bracket 3,

Michelle and I will choose
three eliminated queens

to be entered into
the wild card lottery.

The one All Star chosen
will join the competition

starting in the semi-finals.
- Wow.

- With a chance to win
the grand prize of $200,000.

- This is not over.

- Salina.
- Don't talk to me, Aura!

- OK.
- Bitch.

- Well, I forgot that
you can vote for top two.

- No, you didn't!

[dramatic music]

[engine revving]

♪ ♪

- I'm Lug Nuts Charles.

- And I'm Chassis Visage.

both:
Welcome to the ASSCAR 500.

- It's the third bracket of
the "Tournament of All Stars,"

and our racers are buckled up
and ready to roar.

[lion roars]

[dramatic music]

From Bracket 3,

pulling up
to the starting line,

it's Shuga Cain.

Oh, yes, we do serve
a business woman's lunch.

- This competition just got
a whole lot sweeter, honey.

Hey children, it's Shuga Cain

from season 11
to "All Stars 11."

Um, am I hearing kismet?

- You look beautiful.
Your makeup is stunning.

- You are not going to
want to miss this, girl.

- It was funny take
after take after take.

That's a mouthful.

- On my season,

I feel like I was good
at so many different things.

- [vocalizing]
- [laughs]

- You blew me away.

- One of my favorite dresses
to ever walk down this runway.

- I was a young queen.

I've been doing drag for
like a year and a half.

- Wow.

- But I worked really hard
and I placed seventh.

I went pretty far.

I was in every episode
except one.

I mean, come on, girl.

Like, get into it.

But I did find myself in
the bottom a few times,

and that's OK.

- She fell flat for me.

- Your trampy trick-or-treater.

I didn't know what
the heck it was.

- Our season was a big
personality season.

- Bitch, if you keep
talking to me crazy.

- You had to do that scene
with this crazy woman.

- Everyone was so extra.

I kind of faded
in the background.

♪ ♪

- Oh, yes, honey, she got
a little sugar in her tank.

- But now I've had
the time to marinate,

and I'm Benjamin Button
returned.

[laughs]

I'm aging backwards
and I feel unstoppable.

I'm here for these cash tips,
I'm here for the $200,000.

But also I want to prove
to Ru that, like,

I am the star that
she saw way back when.

And I'm even better now.

- That's the kind of sugar
that gives you diabooties.

- She puts the bam in Alabama.
It's Sam Star.

Of all the saloons,
she had to walk into this one.

- She-haw.

- Hello, America.

From season 17,
you should know who I am.

I'm the country cutie with
the rock and roll booty.

I'm not just some star.
It's Sam Star.

- You just have such presence
when you come onto a stage.

all: Oh.

- That smile
lights up the room.

- I get that a lot.

- Sam is just what
her name is, which is a star.

- Oh, no!

- You know, as a pageant queen,

I was very competitive
on my season.

You bitches better watch out,
'cause I ain't playing no more.

Y'all can all suck my tug.

[laughter]
- Girl.

- I can get away with murder
with my Southern charm.

Mistress, bless your heart.

Disease.

- You served
Southern-fried shade.

And honey, we sopped it up.
- With a biscuit.

- I'm a triple threat,
maybe a quadruple. I sing.

♪ Woe is me, queen of Oz ♪

I dance.

I act.

I sew.

- What you made is
beautifully done.

- It was amazing.

I was top four,
almost a top two.

I was definitely
damn near perfection.

- You are so this
polished persona

that I can't get
any of who you are.

- We are ready to see some
of those crunchy edges.

- I'll do it.
I promise.

I think I learned to express
myself more authentically.

Stay away from my husband,
you hussy!

And I was so proud of what
I did the first time.

And I'm throwing my hat
back in the ring.

- You know who she
reminds me of, Ru?

- Who?
- Jeshica Shimpshon.

- I haven't been gone away
for long,

but my drag mom,
Trinity the Tuck,

came back for "All Stars"
and won.

So now it's my turn.

And when Samantha Star wants
something, she goes for it.

I am coming with a vengeance.
These bitches better watch out.

- I think she's on the fringe.
- Of shuchcess.

[dramatic music]

- Fill her up.
It's Hershii LiqCour-Jeté.

You know, to get here,
she took the 405 to the 210

to the Hershii Highway.

- Daddy's home.

It's Hershii LiqCour-Jeté
from season 16.

[laughs]
I'm ready to go.

- Hershii Liquor Store Jeté.

[laughter]

- It's pollinating season,
bitches.

- That bee thing was
so glamorous.

- Everybody knows me from
being a sickening performer.

- I love the way
you did your number.

It was funny.
It was filled with energy.

- Taking care of my babies.

We have two kids, girl.

- Oh, my God, you have kids?

Did you call a sitter
before you came here?

- [laughs]

And I am the legendary
pork chop of season 16.

- You didn't make the pants.

The look is very basic,
very flat.

The shoes don't match for me.

- Those damn pants, girl.

I won't stop
hearing about them.

I actually can't
get rid of them.

They're in my suitcase
right now.

- Sashay away.

- This will be sold
everywhere in January.

I want to show people
what I can do

outside of my sewing skills.

- She's giving us
Kid 'n Play and Kwame.

- Yeah.
- That's right. You know it.

- I think the best thing for me
is I left early,

so nobody knows how I'm coming

or what I'm going to do
or what I'm capable of.

They just know
to underestimate me.

And that's fine with me.
[laughs]

And I'm ready to get
the crown. I'm ready to win.

Give it to me.
[laughs]

- I think she can shoulder
the competition.

Straight from the
Kennedie compound,

it's Jasmine Kennedie.

- She shouldn't have
worn so many clothes.

- Mm.

- Oh, baby, the
Mouth Almighty is here.

Listen, OK?

It is me, Jasmine Kennedie,

back from season 14
of "RuPaul's Drag Race"

with a little bit
more estrogen,

a little bit more taste.

- The incredibly quiet
and subtle Jasmine Kennedie.

- Who, me? [laughs]

- Jasmine is phenomenal.

You can tell
how much she loves drag.

[all exclaiming]

- I'm a goddamn drag queen
who loves full glamour.

And you know what?

Even though everybody may
think I'm all about looks,

I am a goofy girl.

I'm about to burst.

- You are just ridiculous.

- Thank you.

And I don't necessarily
take myself too seriously.

- You look like a pterodactyl.

- [screeches]

- But when it comes
to competition,

I take it very seriously.

This is mine.
Nobody touch.

I don't want to cry, but, like,
I really wanted to win a ball.

And sometimes I think that
I rub people the wrong way.

When you're coming at me and
not having any fucking problem

with what you're saying
and still haven't

taken accountability
for what you said is bullshit.

This is your moment!
Have it!

On my season,
I got eighth place

because, at the end
of the day, I said a lot,

but I didn't
necessarily back it up.

- She felt a little stiff.

She's not quite as
confident in who she is.

- I was still growing
as I was going on.

I am trans.

And I've been
so scared to say it.

Coming out is very raw,
very emotional.

And since the season, I've
gained so much more confidence.

I have gained so much more of a
sense of who I am as a person.

- Oh, this, y'all?

It's just the exit look.

♪ ♪

- She's going to cause
an oil slick on the raceway.

- This time around,

I'm ready to put my money
where my mouth is

and show that
I really am that girl.

I am the one!

Listen, I am not
holding anything back,

and neither is this bra.
[laughs]

Careful, you're going
to put somebody's eyes out

with those things.

♪ ♪

Up next, we have ourselves
an ASSCAR first, a gay racer.

It's Joey Jay.

- Bock, bock, bitch.

Joey Jay from season 13
is back, gayer than ever,

opening doors for
more homosexuals

to come through behind me.

- Joey Jay.
- In the flesh.

- Come on, chicken feathers.
- [clucks]

I'm not a singer or
a rapper, but I'm gay.

- Wait, Joey Jay is gay?

I gotta let that sink in
for a minute.

- [giggles]

I might be known

for being the first
openly gay contestant

on "RuPaul's Drag Race,"

but there is so much more
to me than that.

I'm queer, a homosexual,

and also I'm known
for not wearing a wig.

- I love this hair,

but I definitely
would love to see versatility.

- But you know,
just like Madonna,

everyone should be
able to reinvent

and rebrand themselves.

- Is that Joey Jay in a wig?
- Ooh.

- I had a lovely five episodes
on my season,

but my time was severed,

cue "Jaws" music,

by the Lip Sync Assassin
LaLa Ri

with those fucking paper bags.

- Sashay away.

- Homophobic,
that's what that was.

[somber music]

"Drag Race" was
my bachelor's degree.

And touring the world, honing
my craft, has been my masters.

And now I am here in the
"Tournament of All Stars"

to win my doctorate.

Turn around and cough.

[upbeat music]

[tires squealing]

- It's the Dancing Doll
of Texas,

Kennedy Davenport.
- Representing The Big D!

And serving Texas tea.

- It's Kennedy Davenport
from "RuPaul's Drag Race"

season seven,
"All Stars" three.

Yep, it is.

It is.
I'm back. Hello.

- [laughs]

- Ooh.

Shut up.

- Newark, LaGuardia, Kennedy.

- I came on to "Drag Race"
as a pageant queen.

- She is a great representation
of glamorous drag.

- Her dancing was amazing.
She got rhythm.

- This gown,
I would climb you.

- Oh.
- [laughs]

- But being on "Drag Race,"
it pulls things out of you

that you really didn't know
that you had.

We all love a tight screw.

Whoo!

Shut up.

- You killed it.

- I definitely
surprised myself.

I didn't even realize
how funny I was.

Cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha.

Cha!

After a long night of hooking,
Trey didn't like the session.

"Drag Race" has made me
a well-rounded entertainer.

And I have made iconic moments
both of my seasons.

I'm a man.
- [laughs]

- That people are still
talking about ten years later.

They going to me-me
your ass to death, bitch.

Fuck my drag, right?

That's what make you an icon.
That's what make you a legend.

And that's what makes
you an All Star.

Pow!

I have come close to the crown
every time.

[laughs]
Every fucking time, bitch.

Season seven, I was top four.

"All Stars" three,
I was top two.

I'm tired of getting close.

Ain't nobody got time for that!

- Kennedy is the crown jewel
of the Davenport dynasty.

- I feel like every time I'm
asked to come back to compete,

it's my opportunity to be
a better version of myself.

As the years go by,

you just get a little bit
more seasoning in you.

And I am ready, duh, to slay.

- I have one thing to say.
Whoo! Shut up.

♪ ♪

Welcome home, racers.

- Thank you, Mother.

- "Tournament of All Stars"
rules are back

and better than ever.

In this preliminary round,
no one will be eliminated.

- Sickening.

- Instead, you'll be
competing for points.

- However, only
the top two queens

with the most points
from this bracket

will advance
to the semi-finals.

[dramatic music]

- Oh, gag me.
- [sighs]

- Where they'll face
off with the top

All Stars from
the other brackets.

- OK.

- Mua-ha-ha.

- Say huh?
[laughs]

- This is wild.

- Only two of you are
going to be moving on.

Holy shit, bitch.

- In the grand finale, the top
All Stars of the season will

battle it out for the crown

and a cash prize of $200,000.

- Ooh.
- Whoo-hoo.

- Stunning.

- Every week,
the top two All Stars

will receive 2 points each.

Those two queens
will lip-sync for the win.

And the winner will receive
1 coveted extra point

plus a cash tip of $10,000.

- What?
- Stunning.

I love an allowance.
- I love a big tip.

- But wait, Chassis.
What about the bottom queens?

- Oh, Lugnuts,
I'm glad you asked.

The bottom queens
will receive 1 point each

that they must give away
to the All Star

they consider to be
the MVQ of the Week.

- This is fun.

- OK.
- OK.

- Now, All Stars,
for this week's Maxi Challenge,

you need to take one
for the team

as you transform
high school athletic gear

into winning looks
on the runway.

[all exclaiming]

- Oh!
- OK.

- High school sports PTSD.
- Yeah, pretty cool.

- Oh, God.
We have a design challenge.

I hate doing fucking--
yeah, I hate--

and I don't like--
and I knew it was coming.

Damn it.

- Now, after you've settled
in the Werk Room,

you'll head to the "Untucked"
locker room,

where you'll grab your gear
and start designing.

- Sickening.

- All Stars,
start your engines,

and may the best
drag queen win.

- Yeah.
- That should be easy.

The tournament has begun
and I'm about to bust.

- Fun.

- I hope the girls are oiled
and ready to race.

- ♪ "RuPaul's Drag Race" ♪

The winner of "RuPaul's
Drag Race All Stars"

will snatch an official
makeup collaboration

with Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics,

a coveted spot in the
"Drag Race" hall of fame,

and a cash prize of $200,000.

With our extra-special
guest judge, Juno Temple.

♪ "RuPaul's Drag Race" ♪

♪ May the best drag queen win,
best drag queen win ♪

[laughs]

[upbeat rock music]

- [laughs]

- [sighs]
- Yes.

- It feels right.

- We are back.
- Mother's here.

- Oh, wait,
I think I belong right here.

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Walking into the Werk Room
is the best feeling.

Let me tell you.

There's a star right in the
center right where I belong.

Oh.

I think there's a couple stars
in this group.

You know, some girls have
last names with Star in it.

Some girls look like a star.

And some girls think
they're a star.

But who is thestar?

No, this is perfect.
Thank you, thank you.

And it's me.
[laughs]

No one wants to help a lady up?

No?
OK, I guess I'll get up myself.

[sighs]

- It is so amazing
to finally meet you.

- In person, yes.
- I know.

You look sick, girl.

- I'm trying, girl.
I'm trying.

- I mean, you don't
have to try hard.

- Listen.
- [laughs]

- It feels triggering
to be back in the Werk Room

because of my placement
on the show.

Going home first
definitely traumatized me.

But I'm looking
at my name in the lockers.

I see the point boards
and I already feel like

it's definitely going to be
different this time around.

Who do I talk to
to add my points?

I'm ready for my points.

This is a brand-new start
and I am extra excited.

- Hi, baby.
- Hi.

- Mwah.
- Mwah.

- You look sick, queen.

- Mwah.
One fish, two fish.

- Red fish, blue fish.
- Red fish, blue fish.

OK, OK.
- [laughs]

- Hi, baby.
- How you doing?

Mwah.
- Oh, I'm good.

- It's good to see you.

- You too.
- My queen.

- Strategically, it is great

that there are no queens
from the same season.

But a lot of us have
worked together.

- Hi.
[laughs]

- Vegas to here.
- OK.

- The Vegas thot.

There are a lot of bonds
and relationships.

- Shuga.
- Oh, my God! Jasmine!

- Sexy.

- Look at you come
out of New York.

- Oh, my God, I haven't
seen you since you moved.

- Literally.
- I know.

- It's been, like, forever.

- So it's hard to get
a gauge on

where the girls are when
it comes to loyalty.

And that's why a lot of
these girls are wild cards.

- Oh, my God, look.
I'm home in my station.

I was literally
just here, ladies.

Being a newer season girl,

I haven't had the chance
to work with these people yet.

So I have to develop
relationships very quickly

with these queens.

I was so happy to see you.

I'm, like, the first gay
and second gay contestant ever.

- Exactly. I am so excited

there's another homosexual
finally.

- Girl, yes!

The doors you've opened.

Because you know,
if I don't win a challenge,

I have to rely
on the boogers

who don't make it to
the top for some points.

I'm not going to call
them boogers, though.

I plan on using
my Southern charm.

You're my mom's, like,
favorite "Drag Race" girl.

- Are you serious?
- I'm not kidding.

Being helpful.

You got it? Oh, my God.
- Ah.

- And make sure everyone
thinks that I love them

and they're all amazing.

♪ ♪

But America,
we'll talk in private, OK?

Kennedy worries me
'cause she's such a titan.

- Yeah.
- In the "Drag Race" sphere.

- She's done so much.
- She has.

- Well, I'm interested to see
what she turns though, right?

- And I mean-- yeah, and I hope
it's going to be sickening,

but--
- I just think--

- Who knows what
it's going to get?

- You know,
she's someone I've watched

since I was like, literally,
probably 12 years old.

And to be here like--
- Bitch over here.

You're like 12.
I know.

Get out of here.
I'm literally-- like, I'm out.

I'm done.

- I'm just going to be honest.
- Yeah.

- I've seen the room.
I've seen the drag.

How do you feel about

stretch sequin and fringe
for an entrance?

- What?
[laughter]

- You finna start.
- I'm just saying.

- OK. Finna start.

- I mean--
and I'm going to finish, too.

- Jasmine is my dog.

We worked together
at "RuPaul's Drag Race Live."

She's a sweetheart
and she's strong competition.

But I'm not concerned about
any of these competitors

because I'm a contender.

It's a difference.

A contender is
the person to beat.

- How are we going to
play this game, though?

Because there's only two now.

Because there seems
to be already

an alliance going on over
in the corner.

They've been very
chitty-chatty.

- Girl, I'm a honest ho.
- [laughs]

- And, um, I don't jeopardize
my integrity.

I do realize it's a game
and $200,000 at stake,

but $200,000
is not worth a friendship.

- I don't necessarily know
how I feel about that.

- I don't mind
playing the game.

- Yeah.
- I don't mind playing.

- No, I was going to
say, yeah, I'll play it.

Friendships are great

after I have the money
and after I have the crown.

So, you know, I don't care what
happens in this room.

I'm going to let them have it.

[bright chime]

- Attention, please.

Will students enrolled in the
"Tournament of All Stars"

Bracket 3 please report
to the "Untucked"

locker room to pick up
your challenge gear?

- Oh, my God.

- Oh, and today's hot lunch
is two peas and a biscuit.

- Whoa!
- Two peas and a biscuit!

- And a side of gravy!

- Is the football team
going to be there?

- Wait for the gay.

♪ ♪

Ah!

- Yes, queen!

- The first "Tournament
of All Stars" Maxi Challenge,

for Bracket 3,
we have to take athletic gear

like jockstraps and towels
to make high fashion couture.

Balls.

- Do I have your consent, sir?

I'm just going to
take these off.

I went home because of
a damn design challenge.

I come right back.

And guess what the
first thing I have to do?

A design challenge, yay, with
unconventional materials, yay.

- I'm gonna take the pom-poms,
too. Why not?

- Am I excited?
Boo. No, I hate this.

- What are you
looking for up there?

- It's a better view.
- [laughs]

- Bird's-eye, honey.

I'm in my element.

Not even used.

I love to design.
It's what I do.

And I love a theme.

Honey, you give
me the category,

and I will turn the ball
every time.

So thank God it's
the first challenge.

I'm hoping I can do my big one
and secure some points

so I don't get
left in the dust.

- Bar of soap.
Who needs a washing?

I smelled some of
your tights earlier.

[laughter]
- Bring that back for me.

I'm too booked to
wash my tights.

You're too booked to--
[laughter]

[upbeat music]

- Look who's--

I played a lot of sports.

I ran track. I swam.
I played football.

But of all my
years of sports,

I was not thinking about

turning nothing
into no runway look.

Take so many bike drawers.

[buzzer blares]
- Oh, time's up.

- So I'm picking stuff up,
putting it in my bag,

and just like, Lord, I just
hope I got something good.

- Figure it out, Mary.

- Come on, Jojo.

- OK, I'm coming.

[upbeat music]

- Oh, my God, it's so heavy.

- Just some light shopping.

- There was a sale, I guess.

- Back from the mall.

Get to work, whores.

Get to work.
- OK.

I'm like, what did I get?

- Oh, I dropped
the bar of soap.

My bad.

For this week's
Maxi Challenge,

we have to transform
athletic gear

into winning looks
on the runway.

Who here can actually sew?
- Me.

- I went home on
a design challenge.

- Oh, did you?
- So I'm like--

yes.
- [gasps]

- Yeah.
That's not good.

Have any of you, like,
won a design challenge?

- Hell no.
- Yeah.

- You're the only one
that won.

- Only one.

- Sam.
- I know, right?

Let me shut up.
[laughter]

- In this group, there's
not a lot of designers,

which I'm kind of OK with.
Not gonna lie.

But I'm not going
to overhype myself

and say that I'm going
to destroy this challenge

because that bit me
in the butt on my season.

- You are safe.

- I may or may not have shed
a tear or two.

Or 525,600.

[sniffles]

Then the other
design challenge,

I was in the bottom.

- I think this look needs
to breathe.

- It's just messy.

- But I definitely feel good

looking around the room and
seeing what everybody's doing.

Oh, I got this now, ladies.
Good luck.

- Oh, here she goes.

- Here she goes.

The delusion is hitting.
- Yes.

The stakes are very high.
This is the first impression.

So it's a lot of pressure,
but I work good under pressure.

- My first design challenge
put me in the bottom.

But I wasn't mad because
I was ready to lip-sync anyway.

- I know that's right.

- Design challenges
are one of the only challenges

that I've never
been able to conquer.

I've landed in the bottom.
I have been safe.

So this time around,

it's a personal goal
to be in the top two.

I thought I had more
than one blue jersey.

I don't think
I have enough of a color.

But oh, my God, like,
I don't have a color scheme.

Nothing stretches.

I don't have shit.

[laughs]

[groaning] Oh, my God.
[mumbles indistinctly]

Shuga, what kind of pink
you got over there?

- I have this kind of pink,

but I don't think
I'm going to use it.

- Is that light pink?
I don't need this either.

- Girl, who want that?

- Do you want this?
It's reversible.

- Mm-mm.
That's a ugly color.

- You're being very picky.
[laughs]

- Beggars can't be choosers.

- [sighs]

Listen, we only
have three weeks

to get to the semi-finals.

So I'm trying not to panic,
think calmly,

and see the fashion
in the sports.

- I was in the bottom
for our ball.

And I was wearing horns,
honey.

It looked so tragic.

- [laughs]
- Like, it was bad.

So here's the thing.

I'm confident around
a sewing machine,

but I'm not about
reduce, reuse, recycle, honey.

When I design something,
I'm going to go

and buy the bolts of fabric
that I need and make it.

OK.

It's a lot of stuff,
but it's not a lot of fabric.

I mean, let's be real.
This is not fabric.

These are articles of clothing.

And there's buttons

and there's zippers,
and, like, it is a nightmare.

I am sick of seam-ripping
these shorts.

- I too went home on
a design challenge.

- I didn't go home.

[laughter]

They said design challenge.

I designed a look.

It's just I didn't
make the pants. [laughs]

- This is the redemption.
- Period.

So this time around,

I need to make sure
my look is from scratch.

But right now, there's a lot
of everything on this table.

And I'm actually wondering
at this point

what I grabbed
that flagpole for.

- Welcome back, ladies.

- What am I going
to do with this?

I don't remember
grabbing half of this.

- Jesus.

Hershii's table, it looks
like a laundromat blew up.

[sighs]

Is there, like, a color palette
that you're trying to go with?

- We're just kind of
making it up as we go.

- Yeah, maybe like
a palate cleanse.

- Yeah. [sighs]

- Does anyone have
a coffee bean?

- Not going to lie to you.

I'm a little confused,
little overwhelmed.

Feel free to come shop.
- Go right.

If anyone wants
to give me a point,

y'all can come shop
from my table.

- I need to come over
to Family Dollar.

[laughter]
- It is giving Family Dollar.

- Bitch.

It's a lot going on in my head

because I'm fighting to prove

that I'm more than just
a pork chop queen.

- Hershii, can you catch?

[whistle blows]
Go long. Ready?

- Oh, no.
I'm going to go short.

So I can't flop.
I literally cannot.

It can't happen this time.

[dramatic orchestral music]

[whimpers]
- Damn.

- I got a big arm.
Butterfingers!

- I came here to compete
and get down with girls.

♪ ♪

- Oh! Oh.

♪ ♪

- [laughs]

- [laughs]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Ah!

- Hey, All Stars.

- Hey, Mama.
all: Hi.

- I'm here for the
cheerleader tryout.

[laughter]
- Yes.

- Auditions start
right over there.

- All right, Sham Shtar.

- Coming, Mom.

- It seems like you were
just here a minute ago.

- You can't get rid of me.
- [laughs]

- I'm back.
- I love it.

Now, you came close to winning.

- So close.
- So close to winning.

Lexi Love, Sam Star,

I'm sorry, my dears,
but this is not your time.

- Getting so close and
then not getting it, like,

made me even more excited
to come back.

- What's your strategy for
winning this competition?

- I think I'm going
to try and redo

all the things that
I thought I mis-stepped

a little the first time.
- Mm-hmm.

- I think, you know,
truly be more authentically me.

- Do you feel that
you weren't being

your authentic self before?

- You know, I think towards the
end, I definitely got there.

At the beginning,
I was just so terrified

and overwhelmed
with everything.

- Sam is a fierce competitor,
but she literally went home,

took a shit,
and came right back.

The transformation probably
isn't going to be there.

Love that.

- And I see you
have a soccer ball

and a basketball
and a baseball,

and you're going to
put those somewhere.

- Yes. Would you like to see
my design, Mother?

- I would love to
see your design.

- I'm going for like a
Moschino does sporty, campy,

but couture and fabulous.
- I love it.

Now, you won your design
challenge, didn't you?

- I did.

- You're a very
talented designer.

I can't wait to see
what you come up with.

- The pressure's on.

Even though I'm working
with materials

I've never worked with before,

I think the bar is very high
for me coming back.

I did really well
my first season,

and I impressed
the judges and America.

So I think I have
to slay everything

that I did my first season

or it's going to be
horrible, y'all.

Like, how embarrassing is that?

That's humiliating.

- All right, Hershii,
come on over.

Let me get to know you.

- Of course.
[laughter]

- Damn.

- Now, you were eliminated
first on your season.

- I was.

- That was a design challenge,
too.

- It was.
- So when you heard--[laughs]

When you heard this was going
to be a design challenge,

what was your first thought?

- Trigger, trigger.
- Sure.

You have a couple of designs.
One is a jumpsuit.

- Yes.
- And the other is a gown.

- Yes.
- OK.

Do you know how to sew?

- I stitch and repurpose,
but unconventional materials

are still a little he-ha
for me.

- Sure.
But that is stretchy.

- This is stretchy.

I got to make new
fabric for it.

Like, I'm trying to make fabric
so I could make the outfit.

- Yeah.

I didn't get to
know you very well,

but you seem like a
completely different person.

- Honestly, I am not
in the same headspace

that I was the
first time around.

I was too focused on what
everybody else was doing.

- Yeah.

- And I beat myself up,
like, to death.

- You have two children.

What would you
tell them if they

were in the same situation?

- Forget about everything
that's going on,

and just go in
there and have fun.

- Mm-hmm.

- I was in just a weird
space mentally when I

first came to the competition.

It was my kids at home.
That was hard.

But I decided to
come back because

I can tell them, hey, reach for
the stars, do this, do that.

But if they're not seeing me
show up and do the same thing,

they're not going to do it.

They're watching everything.
- They're watching everything.

- They're watching everything.
- Yeah.

- Coming back into this
competition is personal to me

because I have
to show my kids,

no matter what
the challenge is,

my mindset is
I can pull this off.

I can do this.

- Hi, Shug.
Welcome back.

- Thank you for having me back.

- You look fabulous.

- Thank you.

I mean, a little Botox,
a little filler, working out.

- Oh, that's child's play.

You've got a sketch there.

So I see--
- There's a couple.

This is a silhouette that
I'm going, very like '80s,

kind of like big shoulders,

very tight waist,
and a little skirt.

- Dale Bozzio meets Devo.

- Amen.
- Yeah.

- [laughs]

- Now, in the
"Tournament of All Stars,"

a lot is dependent on
bitches liking you.

[laughter]
- True.

Look, I mean, I like
to think that I'm likable.

And I--
- You are. You're very likable.

Did you have any beef when you
were here before with anyone?

- No, never.
No, I usually don't.

I'm, like, pretty drama free.

So for me, I'm here
to play a fair game.

You know, obviously,
I'm going to be smart,

you know what I mean?

To make sure that
I'm not getting

swindled by these children.
- Mm-hmm.

- Shuga Cain is sweet.
She is such a lover.

But don't get it twisted.
I am definitely here to play.

And I've got my eye on
everybody because the children,

they look so cute,
and they're all fun,

but they cannot be trusted.

I'm not going to get got.
I'm just not.

- Kennedy Davenport.

- Coming, Mother.
- [laughs]

- Good to see you again.

- It's good to see you, too.
It's like the family reunion.

- Right?

- It really, really is.

Now, you're back in the
competition one more time.

You came very close to
winning the last time.

- Yes, and it's like
being a competitor,

no is really hard
for me to accept.

Shoot, I want to win.

But I knew I had work to do.

So I try to prepare
to bring something different.

Just you never
come back the same

because I want
the world to know

that I'm the best of the best
in all "RuPaul's Drag Race."

- Yeah. Yeah.

Who do you think is your
biggest competition?

- Sam is very creative.

- That's right,

'cause you both have
done the pageant circuit.

- Yes.

Jasmine might give me
a run on the lip-sync.

I'm the old broom.
She's the new broom.

- You still sweep, though.

- Hello.
They learn from me.

All that stuff y'all been
seeing is because of me.

But I'm my own competition and
that's what I be focused on.

- All right.

What do you have there?

- I didn't grab shit.

I've been going
shopping over at Family Dollar

and Dollar General.

But I think I'll do better once
I get the machine threaded.

[laughter]

- Kennedy knows how
to make RuPaul laugh.

And that means

she's definitely
a formidable opponent.

So even though we have
a Vegas sisterhood,

if I have to give away
any MVQ,

I may need to give my point
to someone else.

- I'm actually making
a dress out of pants.

So y'all gotta give me
some credit on something.

- [laughs]

Well, it depends on what
other people are doing,

too, you know?
- Well, yeah.

I mean, if we're
doing comparative, OK.

- Joey Jay.
- Hi, baby.

- Back in the house.

When you were here before,
Joey Jay didn't wear wigs.

- You know,
I feel like I milked

the no hair for every
last drop that I could.

And one of the moments
that really made it sink in

is we're getting
ready for a show,

and these gorgeous goddesses,

they're all comparing
these crazy messages

from online chasers.

And I was like, oh, I don't
get any messages like that.

And then I was like, OK,
I need to place an order.

And now that's how
I gauge if I'm giving.

- OK.

- The more DMs that are creepy,
the more pussy I feel.

[laughter]

- Are you feeling pussy now?

- Well, I don't
have my phone, but--

- Stupid.

- Now, what are you
working on there?

- I want to do something
kind of sophisticated

but still has some sex appeal,

kind of like a Sporty Spice
vibe, what she would wear.

- Oh, that's very nice.

- But we're just pinning
right now.

I don't want it to look
like a hodgepodge.

- Well, how has your
skill changed since then?

Have you taken sewing lessons?

- Yeah.

I wouldn't say
sewing is my passion.

- Yeah, no.

- But I'm here to get
my doctorate degree.

And with that, there's,
like, prerequisites, I guess.

- Well, sewing is part of it.

But it has more to do
with what your aesthetic is.

- Yeah.
- What is Joey Jay?

If you were to
design a collection,

where would this place
in your collection?

Do you know what I mean?
- Yeah.

I went home on a
design challenge,

so the PTSD is
through the roof.

But I need to show RuPaul that
I'm capable of doing this.

And bitch,
I'm here to impress you.

- Who's your biggest
competition here?

- I think there's
a lot of wild cards.

I think some of us are really
hungry, including myself,

and want to make a big impact.

- Well Joey, I can't wait
to see what you turn out.

Your look, your aesthetic,
that is purely Joey Jay.

- I'm pussy.

- You're all about the pussy,
aren't you?

- That's why we're here, right?

- All right. Thank you, Joey.
- Thank you.

- Lovely.
- Mwah.

- Jasmine.
- Yes.

- Mama wants a word with you.

- Oh, am I in trouble?
What did I do?

- You're going to
get a spanking.

- Ooh, don't tease me
with a good time.

- Welcome back.
- Thank you.

I look a lot different.
- Yes.

You see how beautiful you look?
- Oh, yes.

I couldn't stop staring
at myself in the mirror.

I was just looking at.

I was like, yeah.

- So you haven't won
a Maxi Challenge.

- Not yet.

- How are you going
to achieve that now?

- I'm going to try
to do some pleating.

- You're going to
show off that body.

- Of course.
Gotta show it off.

I want y'all to
see my new boobies.

- They're gorgeous.
- Thank you.

And then taking
a bunch of these

and then making something
that kind of hangs off.

- You know, I love
a whorish netting.

- I mean, that's my
middle name, whorish net.

- When you think
back on your time,

what's the first
memory that pops up?

- My mouth.

I've been fighting with girls
in the Werk Room,

in "Untucked," at the reunion.

- So if you have
a mouth, how are

you going to navigate getting
those points from your sisters?

- You know, very demure, very
mindful, very considerate.

- Yes.
- [laughs]

- The Mouth Almighty
does not give demure.

Demure my ass, bitch.

It's going to be
interesting to see

how Jasmine
plays the social game.

She's going to have to make
sure she's not causing drama

and not piss anybody off.

Actually, I hope she does.
That'd be better for me.

Jasmine,
stir the shit up, honey.

- [laughs]

[laughs]

[upbeat music]

- Oh, yes.
Body.

- OK, strap.

- I went from beads to straps.

- OK.

- You have to design
around your structure.

- So straight up and down.
Got it.

- Don't come for my pancakes,
my little flappy jack.

Honestly, I've been doing a
lot on this top right now.

I am very serious
about this challenge.

I'd love to show the
judges that I'm actually

a really good designer.

Oh, I have to switch it again.

Uh.

So this has to be the
best thing in the world.

Should I try to have
pockets in mine?

Ooh.

- No.
[laughter]

- It's OK, though, because
looking around the room,

I see a lot of concepts.

I don't really see
a lot of clothes.

And I don't really
see the plan.

The vision is visioning
and I think it's 20/20.

- I wouldn't vocalize that
I feel good about something

that's so unfinished.

A lion doesn't walk around the
jungle telling all the animals

that they're a lion.

- [gasps] It flew off.

[upbeat music]

- Joey, I see you on
the big girl machine.

How we doing?

- After talking to RuPaul,

I'm really focused
on creating a look

that shows my drag aesthetic
and who I am today.

This machine, it saves time.

- Keep using it.

- Keep--
[laughter]

♪ ♪

- Sam, what are you doing
at the base of that?

- I haven't really decided.
I think I'm going to do a gown.

- Didn't you have a soccer
look on your season?

- No, I had a football one.

- You did a football look?
- Yeah.

- And you're doing another
football look?

- Bitch, if you don't
find some business--

- I'm trying to be a
sister and help you out.

- No, it's not
another football look.

Are you crazy?
It's a sportsball look.

[laughter]

- OK, sis.

- It's different.
Hello.

- Sam, I am getting
nervous for you.

- Shut up.

These bitches are haters.
They can't take it.

I love the sports theme.

And everybody
knows my godfather

is one of the most famous
basketball players ever.

Shout out to
Uncle Charles Barkley.

Oh, girl, so much to do.

I have to represent
in this sports theme,

or he's going to disown me.

Is this too much?

- I am so scared.
- Don't be scared.

- Last time I heard that,
I ended up pregnant.

So--
- How did you get pregnant?

- Jealous much?
[laughter]

- How do you know I'm
not with child right now?

- You're not glowing enough.

[dramatic music]

Miss Shug, how are you doing?
What you working on?

- Girl, I'm over
here trying to pivot.

- Pivot?
What's going on?

- I cut my fabric too short.

- Oh, no.
- So I'm making another outfit.

Ah, that's too tight.

That was the only large
piece of fabric that I had.

So I have to find
something even cuter.

But time is clicking.

The day is almost gone
and I have nothing.

[laughs]

- I did this fucking wrong.

I did it wrong.

Ugh.
- Ugh.

- Girl, fuck sewing.

- You guys want to
know a funny story?

- Nope.

- Bitch, fuck you.

- I'm so grateful that
we're all like, ah--

- 'Cause bitch, we struggling.

- ♪ The struggle bus ♪

- ♪ Struggle bus
- ♪ Struggle bus ♪

- ♪ Struggle bus
- ♪ Struggle bus ♪

- ♪ Struggle bus
- ♪ The struggle bus ♪

♪ Is going to pick all our
motherfucking asses up ♪

- Can you tell we're delirious?

- The struggle is real.

My look is definitely
not finished.

I have to switch gears,
but we have it in the GPS.

So I'm on the way.

Shuga, she says she's pivoting.

But to pivot means
to change directions,

and she's not going anywhere.

Jasmine, for the
last three hours,

it's been those same straps.

I look at Joey.
Oh, a bra.

Ms. Davenport,
I have no clue

what's going on
with this skirt.

Bless her heart.

And all Sam's got is a top.

- Oh, yes.

- We are definitely going
to be working into the night

to get these outfits finished.

- Anyone need some
encouragement?

- Yeah.

- You better slay.

You're going to turn
it on the runway.

[tense music]

- Go, Spartans.

- Fuck you bitches.

[upbeat music]

- We're here.

Who is going to
get a touchdown,

and who's giving foul ball?

- I'm definitely
getting a touchdown.

- Now where's the girls?
- Honey.

- Today, we're ready to present
our designs on the runway.

And I am feeling good.

I am so happy that
I actually have something,

the way I have not slept.

I finally figured out my shit.

It came to me at literally
the midnight hour.

And I realized I could take
a couple pieces of my jacket

and cut it up and
make it into a skirt.

So overnight,
I did the entire outfit.

I'm ready.

- If we were the judges,

who would our top two be
in the group?

- Definitely me.
- Definitely me.

- Definitely me.
- Definitely me.

- The delulu.

- If everyone's at the
top, who's at the bottom?

- I've never bottomed.

- That's a lie.
That is a lie.

- It's delulu land.

But I'm not super overwhelmed

or wowed by some
of the looks so far.

So I think being
in the top two

could be actually obtainable.

- Oh, Sam, I have
a gift for you,

actually, to help complete
your look

because I think they would go
so great.

[whistle blows]

- Ah!

- Here you go.
- Thank you.

- Maybe one day
this gift will help me.

[whistle blows]
- Oh, yeah.

- I wasn't sure about Jasmine's
gameplay or strategy,

but Jasmine is
lending her earrings.

Line up, ladies.

- That was the worst decision.

- I want to see high knees.

- Why did you give
her a whistle?

- I know.
[whistle blows]

- I feel like Jasmine
and I are getting along.

We're similar personalities.

We're sort of like
the class clown,

always going for the joke.

And obviously, you can
butt heads with that person,

but I'm hoping
we can join forces.

Thank you, Jasmine.
- You're welcome.

- What an angel baby.

- I think that
one thing I love,

we knew each other at the
beginning, and seeing you now--

- So different.
- So different.

You can finally paint.
- You can finally paint.

I painted too much back then.

I remember the first
time I saw you.

It was the first night I ever
went out in New York City

'cause it was the
Lit Queen Pageant.

- Lit Queen Pageant, yeah.
- That you won.

- Yeah.

- Jasmine is, I would say, one
+of my closest friends here.

We're both from New York.

So I try to gauge
like, what her tea is

and what is she thinking
as far as this game.

So what are you going
to do with these MVQs?

- Um--

- Like, what's your strategy?

Have you--

- Honestly, I think it's--

- What's your alliance game?

Like, is that even-- have
you even thought about that?

- I haven't really.

I mean, I feel like I'm
friendly with everyone.

Of course, there's people
that I'm closer to.

- Yeah.

- I think that's pretty obvious.
I mean, me and you.

- Yeah.

- I think me and Kennedy
are very close as well.

Sam's been growing on me.
I'm not going to lie.

She's been growing on me a lot
and I like her a lot.

- Yeah, you guys are
definitely vibing.

- I think Shuga right now
is trying to figure out

what an alliance may
be with me.

I don't know
necessarily, though,

if I want to go into an
alliance with Shuga right now

because I'm not
looking for one person

to be on my team.

I'm looking at how many people
can I interact with in ways

that would make them
feel inclined

to give me a point one day.

- I can be trustworthy.
Like, I'm a person of my word.

- Yeah.
- So if you--

if you give me a point,
I will give you a point.

- At the end of the
day, I just hope

I don't have to give a point.
- Amen.

I mean, look, girl--

I mean, we all want
to be in the top.

Jasmine is not
giving anything up.

So at this point, I feel
like I'm at square one

and like I'm alone
in this game.

- How do you feel
Joey's going to go?

I don't know how to read,
like, her strategy

because I haven't been
able to pick up her plan.

- We gotta figure that out.

- Joey, how are you going
to do your points for MVQ?

What are you thinking?

- You know, I
haven't quite decided yet.

I kind of want to see
how things unfold.

Like, is it going to be based
off of judges' critiques?

Is it going to be based
off of how the girls

are helping each other out?

But I'm not going
to just marry one thing

because I think each situation
is unique in its own way.

- Wow.
- OK.

- Come on.

- You had time to
put that together.

- We're very early
in the competition,

and we don't have any obvious
alliances right off the bat.

The only thing that I
can see is that all of us

are really here to play the
game and be competitive.

So I'm not revealing anything.

- Yeah, I'm assuming
that most people

are going to want to even
out the points a little bit.

Like, whoever's
in the top I don't

think should count on getting
any more points, you know?

- I definitely don't
agree with that.

Everybody's up for it.

I do believe in fairness.

And so it's pretty broad,
like everybody is saying.

And I think it's just
going to boil down

to the runway, what
the judges have to say,

and what's been
transpiring so far.

- You got time to
put that together.

- Right.

- No, that's my
ministry, bitch.

That's actually my ministry.

- OK.

- I'm watching y'all

because Rate-A-Queen
was a villainous act.

During my original season,
there was Rate-A-Queen.

- Hershii, that last look
was not good.

- So I already know having
to rely on your competitor,

it's not fun.

I learned real quickly
from my season.

The girls are saying one thing

and then you get
to that voting booth

and you watch them
do something different.

- Well, I ain't that bitch.

If I say something,
I mean what I say.

- So Hershii, how you
going to vote, sweetie?

- I have a strategy
that I'm going to use.

- Which is?

- I didn't share because I need
to see if it's going to work.

If it doesn't work, then I'm
not going to do it anymore.

- OK.
- Right.

- My strategy is to
get the early outs,

i.e. me and Joey, to the end.

So I need to find some time
to slide Joey Jay to the side

so we can have a conversation

because at least for this week,
we got to protect each other.

We got to make sure we get
something on the board.

- I think we have to do
what's best for ourselves.

At the end of the day,
we're all here to win.

And you have to play the game
the way that you see fit.

You know?

- Oh, so you're
out for yourself?

- Yes.
- I mean, you better be.

It's All Stars.

- Jasmine.
- Yeah.

- Don't forget
we're giving out points.

Keep it cute.

- Right. You're going to be
giving out points.

You're so right.
- Oh!

- That's for sure.

[whistle blows]
- Foul ball.

- I'm going to redact
those earrings from you

if you use them one more time.

[whistle blows]
[laughter]

[RuPaul's "Cover Girl"]

- ♪ Cover girl ♪

♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Walk ♪

♪ Cover girl ♪

♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe ♪

♪ Let your whole body talk ♪

♪ Cover girl ♪

♪ And what ♪

Welcome to the main stage

of "RuPaul's Drag Race
Tournament of All Stars."

She throws like a girl.
It's Michelle Visage.

- But I catch like a
bottom on a gay cruise.

- Ooh.
- Ahoy.

His bases are always loaded.
It's Ross Mathews.

- And it's true
what you've heard.

No loads refused.

- And the fabulous Juno Temple.
Welcome.

- Thank you so
much for having me.

I'm just blown away.

And Ru, you look breathtaking.

- Thank you.

So Juno, what's the biggest
difference between UK football

and American soccer?

- Oh, that's easy.
Foreskin.

- This week, we challenged our
queens to create winning looks

using high school sports gear.

And tonight on the runway,
category is

athletic supporter eleganza.

All Stars, start your engines,

and may the best
drag queen win.

♪ Mother of the house ♪

Up first, Kennedy Davenport.

- Buckle up.
It's going to be a bumpy ride.

- I'm serving
news reporter fish, OK?

Kennedy Davenport
reporting live.

I am strutting, honey,
giving it my all,

making sure they can
see all of the details.

This is just not
a regular skirt.

These are pockets, boo.

And I spray-painted
my good shoes, honey.

- She's got a meeting at 3:00

and a parachuting lesson
at 6:00.

- ♪ Bitch, get back when
I step on the runway ♪

Up next, Shuga Cain.

- Oh, that's so sweet.

This was the gym
uniform in New Jersey.

- I am serving you girl at
the mall on my way to Pilates.

Or am I just on my way
to go get some pretzels?

[laughs]

The skirt is short.
The tetas are out.

- Attention, skorts fans.

- I've got such a
cute pep in my step.

And you cannot miss me, girl,
'cause it's all neon.

- What do you think she
has in her little pink box?

- That's a good question.

- What do you think she's
had in her little pink box?

- ♪ Mother of the house ♪

Hershii LiqCour-Jeté.

- She's a swinger.

- Well, apparently
she swings both ways.

- Honestly, I'm feeling
myself in this little outfit.

I'm serving you a good old,
nasty, slutty baseball player.

- There's a meeting
in the locker room.

- I'll be there real soon.

- I have my knee pads
on my knees.

I didn't do nothing
special to them.

So don't clock me for it.

And my bat because a lady
is never sure at night.

- She's hoping for a home run.

- More like a homo run.

- Up next, Joey Jay.
- Joey Jay Kasem.

[laughter]

- I am giving sexy
video game assassin.

The hair is so sharp,
you might get cut and bleed.

- She puts the whore in sports.
- Whorts.

- Bitch, no strings anywhere,
no glue, no pins.

And I think that deserves
a pat on the back.

- This week, Jean Kasem
goes to an Asian restaurant.

- Oh, did you get
a fortune cookie?

What did it say?

- You're gay.

Ta-ta!

- ♪ Bitch, get back when
I step on the runway ♪

Up next, Jasmine Kennedie.

- She's a shortstop
looking for a long top.

- OK.

- I am feeling sickening.

Listen, if it's right,
it's right.

- Her Friday Night Lights
are definitely on.

- Look at the body.

Look at the pleats.
Look at the shoes.

And the eyes are just very--
[sighs]

The hair is very--
[sighs]

The legs are--ooh.

And the titties are new.

- Ooh.
Now, that is a tight end.

- ♪ Mother of the house ♪

Up next, Sam Star.
- Sham Shtar.

- Oh, the ball is
definitely in her court.

- Ooh.

- I am the queen
of all sports.

Balls on the shoulders.
Balls on the hips.

I'm the pitcher
and the catcher.

I'm the referee, all of it.

- I wouldn't mind blowing
that ref's whistle.

- I'm giving you
Moschino does athletic wear.

Also, I have my first place
ribbon around my waist.

You know, subliminal messaging
that I should be number one.

- And she's fully equipped
to drive the Zamboni.

- Well, she's given
me a Zamboner.

- Yes.

♪ ♪

- [laughs]

[laughs]

Welcome, queens.

Tonight, "Tournament
of All Stars" rules

are in full effect.

I'll name the top two
All Stars of the Week,

and each will
receive 2 points.

Then the top two will lip-sync
for their chance to win $10,000

and 1 coveted extra point.

Remember,
at the end of this bracket,

only the top two queens
with the most points

will continue on
to the semi-finals

with a chance to ultimately
win $200,000.

And now it's time
for the judges' critiques,

starting with
Kennedy Davenport.

- Tell me what these materials
are that you're wearing.

- The front part is made out of
three pair of baseball pants.

And then the back is two
pair of baseball pants.

Shoulder pads.

The corset is the jersey.

The gauntlet is the
shin guard cover, a T-shirt.

[laughs]
Some cardboard, bitch.

Yes, ma'am,
very news reporter fish.

And I took the belts
from the baseball pants

and just created a story.

- Well, the story works for me.

I love the hair that
you put with it.

And you did sell it
like business fish.

- It's reminding me of Dolce
and Gabbana in the early '90s

when they did that kind
of bondage sex runway,

and they did all the
buckles and everything.

That was so fierce and that
people are still coveting

and trying to find today.

I think you slayed this look.

- The color combination
is so strange.

Because it's so wrong,
it makes it right.

- The color palette
is Fisher Price.

But the belts make
it lean whore.

[laughter]

- Up next, Shuga Cain.

- If you can recall,
this wasn't the original look.

We had some issues.

[laughter]

So I use track jackets
for the top and the skirt,

like some bicycle shorts
for the brassiere.

And then I pan-pleated
a mesh top.

This is made out of jersey.

- It's really cute.

- It has so much
nostalgia for me.

In 1986, I actually would
have worn that to the mall.

- There are a couple
execution issues,

like just along the top there.

It looks unfinished from here.

- I agree that maybe you
could have done a bit of tape

on the under bit
of the bra so there

was a kind of cohesive finish
all the way around.

- Totally.

- Up next, Hershii.

- So we have jersey here.

I cut up a couple
of cheerleading

skirts for my trim.

And then there's some jersey
all around the corset.

- I love how you feel really
confident in this look.

Like, the way you came out

when you were walking
the runway,

it feels kind of vampy
and like spooky sporty.

- This hair is everything.
I'm living for it.

I know you love some
hot glue, Hershii.

- Yes, ma'am.

- There's some
execution issues.

- Couple things could have
taken it to the next level,

I think, maybe
some shoulder pads,

something just to give it
a little more structure.

- Do you know what it is?

The silhouette you've chosen
is very symmetrical,

except for this
thing across here.

And because it's not perfect,
it screws with our eyes.

- I see what you're saying.
- Are those natural hips?

- Absolutely not.
This is padding.

- Oh, padding.
I've heard of that.

- Something new
the girls are doing.

- Actually something new
the girls are not doing.

- Up next, Joey Jay.

- Oh, my goodness.

So this bustier area
is made out of blue gym shorts.

These are from a band jacket.

This is gym shorts.

And then I took shoelaces
and put it through the bottom

so we could, like, adjust
if we're feeling slutty or not.

- I love being able to
adjust your slut levels.

- Of course.
- I'm big into that, big.

But at the same time,
it looks really high fashion.

I'm excited at some point
to see you get real slutty.

- You'll have to subscribe.

- Joey, really,
I think you look phenomenal.

There's something sporty about
this, but it's also very chic.

It's also functional.

- My only thing is
the gold buttons

because it's distracting
me from the other designs

that are going on.

But I think this
outfit is really cute.

What's your favorite part?

- The gold buttons.

- Oh, my God.

- Up next, Jasmine Kennedie.
- Hi.

- Look at you, Jasmine.

- Who, me?
- A whole new woman.

- Oh, accurate.

- Tell us your materials.

- I used jerseys for the skirt.

There's a bunch
of different belts

to do all the harness work.

And then this is
a jersey as well.

- Well, you left all the
fabric for the other girls.

- I did.
Sorry.

- My first thought was

"Beyond the Valley of
the Dolls" with Edy Williams.

It is so Barbie
goes to Coachella

and has a fling
with another Barbie.

- Ooh.
OK, sister action.

I'm into that.

- This is one of
my top looks tonight.

You chose a palette that
just makes sense to our eyes.

- But the best thing about it
is how you laid it all out

from dark at the top,
going to the bright color

in the middle,
and then returning back.

That ombré creates the shape.

It's so smartly done.

- Up next, Sam Star.

- I used all the
balls I could find.

I had to repurpose the
jerseys because that

was the only fabric we had.

And I made my belt out of
the winning ribbon, you know,

that you get in sports.

And I covered all of this
in another black jersey.

- My favorite thing
about the look

is like, there's sexy,
sexy, sexy, sexy.

Sam is wearing every ball.

But it works.

It's drag.
It's finished.

It's a little bit of
up and down in the hem,

but for the most part,
it's really well done.

- Thank you.

- The way you pieced
this together,

the organization
of your balls,

the placement is spectacular.

- Listen, you come
from the pageant world.

You understand
when there is a theme,

how to execute it beautifully.

This is outstanding.

Also, you know,
when you walk the runway,

it's like a child pageant
where the child

is very proud of their outfit
and their--

- I made this myself.
- Look, Mama, look.

- Yeah.

- Thank you, All Stars.
I think we've heard enough.

While you untuck backstage,

the judges and I
will deliberate.

You may leave the stage.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

- Thank you.

- All right, now,
just between us

squirrel friends,
what do you think?

We're looking for the top
two All Stars of the Week.

- Kennedy, who has
had a couple hiccups

when it comes to
design challenges,

finally figured it out.

But this color combo is
sort of against God's plan.

- Right.

- I think the combination of
the high-fashion structure

of the look, but then
the childlike colors,

made it a really
interesting play.

- It's something that you
just would never put together,

but it really, really worked.

I thought she really sold this.

- Jasmine.
I mean, she came out,

and I think we
were all like, wow, wow, wow.

- One of my favorite looks.

I genuinely would like
to go home with it.

It was so gorgeous.

Also, the colors,
they stood out in the lineup.

- And it looks simple.

I don't think it was that
simple to put together.

- That's a very whorey skirt,
right?

But there's one extra
whorey area,

where it just lifts up
a little bit.

And she placed the belt buckle
there just to say,

look over here.

- And then at the other end
of the spectrum,

you have this costume-y
drag look that

comes out covered
in every ball she could find.

It's a Sam dunk.
- Oh, oh.

- And I have to tell you,
she was very smart

tonight playing it this way,
in my opinion.

- Yeah, I mean, that could
have gone horribly wrong.

She could have chosen the wrong
hair, the wrong accessories.

- The wrong balls.
- The wrong balls.

- Are there any wrong balls?
- I don't think so.

- Well, imagine golf balls
on that guy.

- Yeah.
- Well, there's that.

But this kid understands
what she's here to do,

and she executed
it beautifully.

All right.

Silence.
I have made my decision.

Bring back my All Stars.

Welcome back, queens.

Based on your
athletic supporter eleganza

runway presentations,
I've made some decisions.

[suspenseful music]

♪ ♪

Jasmine Kennedie, Sam Star,
condragulations.

[both shout and laugh]

- Oh, my God.

- You are the top two
All Stars of the Week.

And you've each
earned 2 points.

- Yes.

- For the rest of you, please
step to the back of the stage.

- Thank you.

- Oh, my God.
- [sighs]

♪ ♪

- Jasmine, Sam, this week,
you both scored.

But tonight, there can
only be one winner.

Two All Stars stand before me.

Ladies, this is your chance
to impress me,

win $10,000,
and earn a coveted extra point.

"Tournament of All Stars"...

♪ ♪

the time has come
for you to Lip Sync

for Your Legacy.

♪ ♪

- Oh, my God.

That point is mine.
Point-blank, period.

Sam, you're new
to the sisterhood.

Let me teach you how it's done.

- I have to go up against
a Lip Sync Assassin,

Jasmine Kennedie.

But honey, I'm ready to
be the official frontrunner

of the competition.

So let's go.

- Good luck.

And don't fuck it up.

- ♪ If you were a woman
and I was a man ♪

♪ Would it be so hard
to understand ♪

♪ That a heart's a heart
and we do what we can? ♪

♪ If you were a woman
and I was a man ♪

♪ I was a man ♪

[upbeat electronic music]

♪ ♪

♪ How's it feel
to be a woman? ♪

♪ How's it feel to be a man? ♪

♪ ♪

♪ I look at you ♪

♪ You look away ♪

♪ Why do you say
we're night and day? ♪

♪ I'd like to try
another way ♪

♪ Oh, baby ♪

- Turn it up!

- ♪ For just one day ♪

♪ If you were a woman
and I was a man ♪

♪ Would it be so hard
to understand ♪

♪ That a heart's a heart
and we do what we can? ♪

♪ If you were a woman
and I was a man ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Hey, hey ♪

♪ We're just two people
trying to love ♪

♪ Oh, but how ♪

♪ How can we love ♪

♪ With this wall between us ♪

♪ Holding us back ♪

♪ If you were a woman
and I was a man ♪

♪ Would it be so hard
to understand? ♪

♪ That a heart's a heart
and we do what we can? ♪

♪ If you were a woman
and I was a man ♪

- Yeah!

[cheers and applause]

[laughter]
- Yes.

- All Stars,
I've made my decision.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

Sam Star, condragulations,
you're a winner, baby.

- [shouts]

Thank you,
thank you, thank you.

- You've earned a cash tip
of $10,000, courtesy of Bike.

- Thank you, Bike.

Ding-ding.

- Plus 1 extra point, which
gives you a total of 3 points.

Jasmine Kennedie,
you have 2 points.

- One, two.
Thank you.

- Kennedie Davenport, Joey Jay,
Shuga Cain, and Hershii,

please step to the front
of the stage.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

All Stars, with great power
comes great responsibility.

Every week, the bottom four
will each receive 1 point.

But you must give it away
to the All Star you believe

is the MVQ, the Most Valuable
Queen of the Week.

Choose wisely, because
at the end of this bracket,

the two queens with
the most points

will move on
to the semi-finals

and the other queens
will be eliminated.

Congratulations, All Stars.

And remember,
if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell you going
to love somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

- Amen.
- Amen.

- All right,
now let the music play.

♪ Good luck and don't
eff it up, up, up ♪

♪ Good luck
and don't eff it up, up, up ♪

♪ Good luck and don't eff it
up, up, up ♪

- ♪ Good luck and don't ♪

♪ Good luck and don't ♪

♪ Good luck and don't
eff it up, up, up ♪

♪ Good luck and don't ♪

♪ Good luck, baby ♪

♪ Good luck and don't
eff it up, up, no ♪

♪ Good luck and don't ♪

♪ Good luck, baby ♪

♪ Good luck and don't
eff it up, up, up ♪

[upbeat rock music]