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>> KIM: My family and I have
been through a lot these

last couple of years.
>> KRIS (screams): There's a

spider on you.
>> KIM: I'm feeling really dirty

tonight.
(squealing)

>> KIM: We've had our highs
and lows.

Guess what's come back to
haunt us?

>> KHLOE: Dad would never let
any of this happen.

I just want you guys to be
proud of me; I really do.

>> BRUCE: I just don't think
that's appropriate.

>> KRIS: I just don't want him
to get upset one more time.

>> BRUCE: Why do you guys lie to
me like this all the time?

>> KIM: Relationships have
come and gone.

>> KHLOE: I haven't had a
boyfriend in so long.

And it's like I don't trust
anybody.

I'm so confused on why we're
even together.

Kourtney and Scott, stop
making out.

>> SCOTT: Hello?
Kourtney, what are you doing?

>> ROB: This is my first time
I've been in love.

>> ADRIENNE: I love you.
Aw, I can't even take you

right now.
Maybe I'll just go back to

New York.
>> KIM: But through it all, we

always stand by each other.
>> KRIS: I love you.

>> KOURTNEY: The new you.
>> BRUCE: Yeah, the new me.

>> KIM: And now... my older
sister's pregnant and she's

living with her boyfriend Scott.
>> SCOTT: That's our baby?

>> KOURTNEY: Mm-hmm.
>> KIM: Reggie and I have

decided to spend some time
apart.

I hate being single!
And my mom and Bruce have moved

into an amazing house with my
brother Rob.

>> KRIS: It might not even
fit, Bruce.

>> BRUCE: It's got to fit.
>> KIM: But everything is about

to get a whole lot crazier.
>> KHLOE: Mom, I'm getting

married.
>> KIM: What?!

>> KHLOE: In nine days.
Keeping Up

with the Kardashians:
"The Wedding."

>> LAMAR: Would you marry me?
>> KHLOE: (gasps)

Oh, my God!
>> KIM: You're getting married!

>> KOURTNEY: Like, what does
he do?

>> MALIKA: He plays for
the Lakers.

>> VERA WANG: Wow, it's
gorgeous.

>> KHLOE: I met Lamar, and
we're getting married a month

later.
>> VERA: Seriously?

>> BRUCE: We got to listen to
the news to find out that you're

engaged?
>> KRIS: That is really mean.

>> KIM: You don't know when
you're wrong.

>> ROB: Scream about it.
>> BRUCE: I'm done.

>> KHLOE: I'm not wrong!
>> BRUCE: Screw you, Khloe.

>> KRIS: You won't be walking
anybody down the (bleep) aisle.

>> OFFICIANT: I, Khloe take you,
Lamar...

>> KHLOE: I, Khloe take you,
Lamar...

>> OFFICIANT: ...to be my
husband.

>> KHLOE: Whoo, I'm a
cheerleader, yeah.

>> LAMAR: Yeah?
Why don't you come try to take

it from me?
>> KHLOE: Lamar's my boyfriend.

I met him when I was hosting a
party.

This isn't fair.
>> LAMAR: You got to try hard.

It's like when you're trying to
make out with me... how you

really try hard.
>> KHLOE: He plays for the

Lakers.
Finally, someone that I can date

that lives in L.A.
Good job, Khloe.

>> LAMAR: I love the way you
run, too.

>> KHLOE: I run like a loser.
>> LAMAR: No.

I love the way you run.
Really flick your wrist like

we're hanging out.
You want to shoot it like,

"Hey, doll."
You want to honey the

basketball.
Even say it to yourself.

>> KHLOE: Honey.
>> LAMAR: Honey... there you go,

you said it and it went in.
See that?

There you go.
Look who's learning how to play

basketball.
>> KHLOE: I've never had someone

tell me so many times a day how
pretty I am, and talk to me

like that and just make me feel
like I am everything that he

says I am.
>> LAMAR: Do you know why I love

this game so much, Khloe?
>> KHLOE: Why?

>> LAMAR: When my mother passed
away...

>> KHLOE: Mm-hmm.
>> LAMAR: I just went to the

park and I just played and
played and played.

No joke, I didn't go in the
house.

I stayed outside for two days.
And when things really get

messed up, if I play basketball,
I can just forget about it.

>> KHLOE: Lamar's mom passed
away when he was 12 of cancer.

And my father passed away when I
was 19 of cancer.

And that's something we have
in common.

I've never had someone be so
honest with me about their life

and about their past.
>> LAMAR: Where do you see

yourself, ten, 15, 20 years
from now, besides, one day you

being my wife.
>> KHLOE: How do you know I'm

going to be your wife one day?
>> LAMAR: Ah, that's easy.

>> KHLOE: How?
>> LAMAR: You can tell.

When you know, you know.
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>> LAMAR: This will warm you up.
Three cheers to sake?

>> KHLOE: Three cheers to
us, not the sake.

>> LAMAR: I'm here like trying
to keep it real with you.

Like, I'm letting my swag down a
little bit.

It's hard for me to do.
I'm like being, um, sentimental.

I think I found a woman that I'm
compatible with.

>> KHLOE: So what does
this mean?

>> LAMAR: That I want to hang
out forever.

I want to get married right now.
>> KHLOE: You mean marry me?

>> LAMAR: I would do it
right now.

We meet on the 27th.
>> KHLOE: Mm-hmm.

>> LAMAR: Your birthday's on
the 27th.

So we should get married on
the 27th.

>> KHLOE: You want to get
married on my birthday?

September 27?
>> LAMAR: September 27.

>> KHLOE: I just cannot see the
rest of my life without Lamar.

The 27th is perfect.
Our wedding has to be on

the 27th.
Your favorite number is seven?

>> LAMAR: Yes.
>> KHLOE: And then there's two

of us.
So it's two-seven.

>> LAMAR: There's two of us.
And do you remember the last

flight that I took from
New York?

>> KHLOE: Uh-huh.
>> LAMAR: Was United Flight 27.

Now we can go with these signs.
We can just say, "Oh, what a

coincidence" and like wait two,
three, four, five more years.

>> KHLOE: Why do we have
to wait?

I don't want to wait.
Honestly, I have never felt

this way.
I am head over heels in love.

And Lamar's head over heels in
love with me.

I just know it's right.
Until death do us part.

>> LAMAR: I promise you, I'll
never leave you, no matter what.

>> KHLOE: No matter what.

>> KOURTNEY: Khlo, Khlo?
>> MALIKA: Khloe's not here.

>> KIM: Where is she?
>> MALIKA: She knew you guys

were coming?
>> KOURTNEY: No. We've been

calling her.
Since my parents moved out,

Khloe has moved into their old
house temporarily.

She normally answers my BBMs,
like, the second I write her.

And I feel like I never see her
anymore, since we don't live

together.
>> MALIKA: I feel bad that you

guys came over and she's
not here.

>> KOURTNEY: And we thought we
would come by because we were

going to lunch.
We wanted her to come with us.

>> KIM: We haven't talked to her
in forever.

I don't even know what's
going on.

>> MALIKA: She's in love,
you guys.

That's what happens.
>> KIM: She just met this guy.

Khloe just met Lamar, and, like,
we've only met him once.

>> KOURTNEY: What's up
with them?

Is that where she is now?
>> MALIKA: Yeah, that's where

she is.
>> KIM: Where? He lives here?

>> MALIKA: Yes, but they've been
staying at the SLS Hotel.

Honey, they've got this new life
going on together.

I don't know what they're doing.
They're shacked up in the

dungeon at the SLS, and that's
where they stay.

>> KOURTNEY: Khloe doesn't
tell me anything.

>> KIM: She hasn't told us
anything.

>> MALIKA: Maybe she's just not
ready to tell you guys.

>> KOURTNEY: If she's in love
and she's happy, like, wouldn't

you want to share that?
>> KIM: Like, she has not

mentioned this at all.

>> KHLOE: I love you.
>> KRIS: Guys, are you going to

come up for air?
>> LAMAR: Never.

>> KRIS: I'm just saying.
Okay.

I've never seen Khloe have this
much PDA in front of me in

my life.
She barely introduces me to a

boyfriend.
Maybe she's finally found the

right guy.
>> LAMAR: There's a reason why

we wanted to have dinner
tonight.

>> KRIS: What's going on?
>> LAMAR: We want to be a

family.
I want to marry your daughter.

>> KRIS: Oh, oh.
>> KHLOE: We want to get

married.
>> KRIS: Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Whoo!
This one.

>> KHLOE: Mom, Mom.
>> KRIS: Kitchen.

>> KHLOE: Preggos! Oh, hello!
Telling my mom about the

engagement was seriously the
hardest part.

>> KRIS: All right, you guys,
come on, grow up.

>> KHLOE: Telling my sisters--
this part's going to be so fun.

I can't wait to see my sisters'
faces when I tell them.

You guys, I have something
to say.

I'm getting married.
>> KIM: What?!

>> KHLOE: In nine days.
>> KOURTNEY: Wait, but...

>> KHLOE: I'm being serious.
I'm engaged.

>> KOURTNEY: To Lamar?
>> KHLOE: Who else would I be

engaged to?
>> KIM: At first we think

she's joking.
Where's your ring?

>> KHLOE: We have to go pick
it out.

We haven't picked it out yet.
>> KOURTNEY: No, you're not.

>> KHLOE: Mom went to dinner
with him, and he asked Mom for

my hand in marriage.
>> KOURTNEY: Why didn't you

tell us?
>> KRIS: I-I... it was... it was

a minute ago.
I mean, come on, nine days?

>> KHLOE: Yeah, nine days.
>> KRIS: I just found out that

Lamar wanted to propose to
Khloe.

And now she's telling me that
she wants a wedding in

nine days?
I don't even know how to wrap my

head around this.
>> KIM: What's the rush?

>> KOURTNEY: Why nine days?
People usually get engaged for

like a year.
I know Khloe has only known

Lamar for two and a half weeks,
but I really haven't talked to

her much since then.
So to hear that she's getting

married is just crazy.
>> KHLOE: I am a thousand

percent head over heels in love
with someone.

And I can't help how I feel.
I can't help that I know with

every being in my body, this is
the person I want to be with for

the rest of my life.
>> KOURTNEY: So when are you

going to tell Bruce?
>> KHLOE: I want to tell Bruce

when I have my ring.
So I'd rather no one really

speak on it right now.
Bruce has never really been a

fan of any of the men that
I've dated, and I know he won't

take any of this whole wedding
stuff seriously unless Lamar

proves himself.
So I'm not going to tell him

anything until I have a ring.
Our father figure who's going to

be so judgmental anyway.
You guys are like, "This is BS."

>> KRIS: We're not saying this
is BS.

>> KOURTNEY: I don't think
it's BS, I just don't...

>> KIM: We just think it's a
little fast.

>> KRIS: I'm just thinking of
what has to be done in, like,

nine, ten days.
>> KHLOE: I know it's fast...

>> KRIS: We have invitations...
>> KOURTNEY: I just wish I knew

the guy.
Like, I don't know Lamar.

>> KHLOE: You've met him once.
>> KIM: I've met him once.

>> KOURTNEY: I've met him one
time.

>> KIM: I mean, we don't
know him.

>> KHLOE: You guys, you guys...
>> KRIS: We're talking

invitations and flowers and
cake...

>> KHLOE: Okay, you guys are not
being supportive.

Whenever you and Reggie go
through something, I'm there

for you.
I don't ask you questions.

You-- I'm there, holding you,
helping you throw up, cleaning

your (bleep) face.
Be there.

My mom and my sisters are just
so negative about this

whole thing.
It's just really hurting my

feelings and ruining my
excitement about my engagement.

>> KIM: It's just a little bit
shocking when you come in and

say you're getting married in
nine days.

>> KHLOE: You guys, you're
making this not fun anymore.

>> KRIS: Khloe, we're excited
for you.

>> KHLOE: It just is hurtful.
>> KRIS: Nine days to complete

the impossible.
>> KIM: It's a little bit

shocking.
>> KRIS: (bleep) do you have

to be so mean?
>> ROB: What have I done?

I haven't said (bleep)
besides...

>> KRIS: Actually, you did.
>> KIM: You're being rude.

>> ROB: Okay, scream about it.
Scream about it.

Scream about it.
>> KIM: You're so immature and

you don't know when to
apologize.

>> MALIKA: Oh, my God.
>> LAMAR: Would you marry me?

>> KHLOE: Oh...
>> KRIS: Yay.

>> WOMAN: Get that.
Get into the house.

>> BRUCE: You're wasting
your time.

Start working out.
I want to see some sweat if

you're going to be doing this.
Can you believe it?

Kris bought a new house?
We have a lot of room, but I

find out with the extra floor
space, Rob moves back in.

>> ROB: And I'm trying to get
into shape.

>> BRUCE: Trying to thin out
the skin?

Cut up a little bit?
>> ROB: I'm trying to be like

Lamar.
>> BRUCE: Yeah, well, speaking

of Lamar, what do you think
of him?

I don't even know the guy.
>> ROB: He's honestly, he's an

amazing guy.
I'm sure you'd think,

you know, basketball player...
>> BRUCE: They don't have a good

track record.
>> ROB: I mean athletes,

whatever, but he's got his own
clothing line.

Minus the fact that he just won
the championship.

>> BRUCE: Who cares?
That's the least I care about.

I care about one thing: how
he's going to treat Khloe.

That's all.
Khloe and I have always had a

very close relationship.
We've really been together since

she was like five years old.
As she's grown up, I just have

always questioned her judgment
when it comes to men.

Now Lamar, very questionable.
He's got to kind of prove

himself to me.
I mean, look at all these girls.

I mean, how many losers have
they been with?

losers.
>> ROB: Losers.

>> BRUCE: I mean, I don't have a
lot of confidence in their

choice in men.
>> ROB: I completely agree

with you, but this guy's
different.

>> BRUCE: You're just not saying
this because you want

Laker tickets?

>> KOURTNEY: Kim and I talked
this morning, and I'm, like,

"Okay, I didn't even know this
was going on."

>> KHLOE: This just makes me not
even want to involve anyone in

it, though.
I was expecting from my sisters

more of a positive reaction
when I'm telling them I'm gonna

get married.
Honestly, I could go to a

courthouse and sign papers and
be done.

I don't need a wedding.
Like, it's almost like it's

so stressful, it's like, this...
>> MALIKA: It's not, though.

Don't look at it that way.
It's not.

She wants to make it a priority
to be in your life and be there

for you if this is a decision
that you're making.

No one's trying to change that.
>> KHLOE: And I appreciate that.

>> KOURTNEY: How old are
his kids?

>> KHLOE: 11 and eight.
>> KOURTNEY: I definitely want

to be supportive of Khloe, but
it is my obligation as Khloe's

sister to be the voice of reason
because it is something serious.

Is there a need to be a rush?
I'm just, like, I just want

Is there a need to be a rush?
I'm just, like, I just want
to know.
>> KHLOE: Well, he starts his

to know.
>> KHLOE: Well, he starts his

games, and then we won't be able
to do it until next summer.

games, and then we won't be able
to do it until next summer.
>> KOURTNEY: Khloe getting
married definitely makes me

>> KOURTNEY: Khloe getting
married definitely makes me

think about my future with Scott
and marriage, and we are holding

off until I have this baby and
we see what our relationship

evolves to and how we feel at
the time.

So you don't want a year
to plan?

>> KHLOE: No, I don't need
a year to plan.

>> KOURTNEY: I have to be a
pregnant bridesmaid?

>> MALIKA: You'll be gorgeous.
We'll put extra material in

the front.
>> KOURTNEY: As long as I've

known Khloe and her history with
men, if she's telling me that

she's a hundred percent positive
this is what she wants to do,

then I'm gonna support her.
And of course it means I

get to give Khloe a crazy
bachelorette party.

>> MALIKA: Khloe, are you gonna
keep your sister informed of

what's going on with you?
>> KHLOE: I already said I

would.
>> KOURTNEY: I want you to say

it 12 times now.
>> KHLOE: These are the times

that I wish I could just pick
you up and throw you.

>> ROB: Where's Khloe?
>> KRIS: She didn't tell you

she was gonna go with the
wedding...?

>> ROB: Lamar said November.
>> KRIS: No, they're getting

married in September.
>> KOURTNEY: September 27th.

>> KRIS: For real.
>> ROB: I think it's

beautiful for Khloe and Lamar.
And if they're both happy and

both in love, then I would do
the same thing.

But Bruce will definitely be
very, very angry.

Oh, my God.
>> KIM: Is this a joke?

It's, like, they haven't had a
chance to have their first

argument, they haven't had a
chance to like...

>> ROB: Okay, don't be
a hater.

>> KOURTNEY: We're not being
haters.

>> KRIS: You're being realistic,
I get it.

>> KIM: She didn't tell us
anything about this.

>> KRIS: I think she's in
a panic mode.

They're trying to get a lot done
in a really short amount

of time.
>> KIM: Well, why are they

trying to get married so soon?
>> ROB: 'Cause of, probably...

>> ROB AND KRIS: ...NBA season.
>> KIM: So, Reggie and I were

together for years.
And you know, we were on the

fast track to get married.
Khloe's only met Lamar, known

him for two weeks.
I just really think

I'm gonna need a Xanax during
the wedding.

>> ALLISON: I think it'll
be fun.

I'll be there to hold you up.
>> KIM: I mean, I'm gonna be

sitting there crying like
a zombie.

Like, "This was supposed
to be me.

This was supposed to be me!"
(Allison laughs)

Like, I think, you know, like,
what if I have a nervous

breakdown when they're like,
"Does anyone object?"

What if I'm, like, "This was
supposed to be me!"

Like in a dream.
Well, since I already planned

my wedding and I know what I
want my cake to look like and I

know what I want my flowers to
look like and I have it all

planned out and cut out, I can
give it to Khloe.

Maybe it'll be useful
for someone.

I just, like, don't know, like,
three weeks after meeting

someone, I really don't know if
this is such a good idea.

>> ROB: Okay, Kim, we get it.
That's how you feel, but it's

gonna happen next week,
and that's it.

And it has nothing to do
with you.

>> KIM: But I don't want it to
be, like, the whole time, like,

"Kim's jealous of the wedding,"
'cause I'm really not.

He's so tall, I can't even...
>> ROB: What does he have

to do with anything?
>> KIM: I'm not jealous.

>> ROB: I understand that Kim
and Reggie broke up, and you

know, I am dealing with my
situation with my ex-girlfriend

Adrienne.
You don't see me bashing on

Khloe and Lamar's wedding
at all.

That's really rude to say
that about Khloe.

She's marrying this guy...
>> KIM: I said he's tall?

>> ROB: Yeah, you said you
wouldn't want to be married

to that guy anyway 'cause
he's tall.

Who gives a (bleep)? Yeah!
>> KIM: You're an (bleep).

>> KRIS: You take things
too far, this is what I'm...

>> ROB: It's the truth.
It's reality! Deal with it!

>> KRIS: Why do you have
to be so mean?!

>> ROB: What have I done?!
I haven't said (bleep)!

>> KRIS: Yes, actually, you did!
>> KIM: You're being rude!

>> ROB: Scream about it.
Scream about it.

Scream about it.
>> KIM: You're so immature that

you don't even know when
you're wrong!

You don't know when you're
wrong, and that's probably why

you and Adrienne have a big
problem 'cause you don't know

when you're wrong and you don't
know when to apologize!

>> KHLOE: I'm on my way to go
try on dresses at Vera Wang.

>> KIM: What do you think this
means at a bachelorette party?

(woman squeals)
(knocking)

(girls screaming)

>> ROB: Scream about it.
Scream about it!

>> KIM: You're being rude!
>> ROB: Scream about it!

>> KIM: You're dumb!
>> KRIS: You guys, I don't know

where all this anger is
coming from...

>> ROB: It's this psycho
bitch.

>> KRIS: No, no, she's not
a psycho bitch.

>> KIM: No, he was rude to me!
>> KRIS: That is rude.

>> ROB: And you were rude
to Khloe's future husband.

>> KRIS: Listen, everybody's got
to get a grip.

This is mean-spirited stuff that
we can't get into.

Let me just point out that I
think that a year ago you

thought things for you were
gonna go a lot differently

and you would be in a different
place today, and that didn't

work out.
>> ROB: Six months ago, my

ex-girlfriend Adrienne moved
back east to New York, and I

just truly miss her and regret
everything that I did to hurt

her, and I just, I really want
her back.

>> KRIS: And I think Kim,
there's a side of Kim that

felt... feels the same way.
>> KIM: I just want to know.

I don't like my life being,
like, "What's going on?

Are we together?
Aren't we together?" You know?

Khloe getting married has really
made me think about my own

love life, and you know, I'm
still sad, but I don't

really, it's not really my
personality to get really mad

and yell, and I just don't want
to fight with my brother Rob.

>> KRIS: And suddenly you find

yourselves single and confused

a little bit, you know?
And you guys have to come to

grips with what's going on, and
be really living the moment of

Kourtney and her baby, and Khloe
and her marriage.

>> ROB: I agree, and I
apologize for yelling at you.

(door opens)
>> SCOTT: Hey, guys!

Hey, Rob!
>> KRIS: What are you doing?

>> SCOTT: What's going on?
>> KRIS: We're just having a

little fabulous family
chitty-chat.

>> SCOTT: Fabu.
What's the topic of discussion?

>> KRIS: Um, Khloe's getting
married.

>> SCOTT: To who?
>> KRIS: To Lamar.

>> SCOTT: Well, who would have
thought Khloe would have been

the first one to get married?
>> KRIS: They're in love.

They're on the fast track.
>> SCOTT: I'm in love.

I'm not getting married after
two weeks.

>> KRIS: Thank you, God!
>> SCOTT: What does that mean?

>> KHLOE: Are we really gonna be
able to pull this wedding off?

>> KRIS: This is my thing.
Give me a chance.

I've waited my whole life to
give a wedding.

At first, I was petrified at the
thought of throwing a wedding in

nine days, but I've waited 25
years to throw this wedding, and

I'm gonna make sure
it's perfect.

I just want to know who's gonna
walk you down the aisle.

>> KHLOE: I don't know, like
Rob-- he's a Kardashian, he's my

brother, he looks like my dad.
Like, he's just, like...

>> KRIS: Khloe, it would
kill Bruce if he didn't walk

you down the aisle.
We're planning a wedding, and he

doesn't even know about it.
I mean, that's nuts.

>> KHLOE: Well, guess what.
As soon as I get my ring, I will

tell Bruce.
So in the meantime, keep your

mouth shut and don't tell him.
>> KRIS: Khloe keeps telling me

that she wants to wait till she
gets the ring to tell Bruce that

she's gonna get married, but we
all know that Khloe is scared to

death to tell Bruce because any
father would have a problem with

their daughter getting married
in nine days, but she's gotta

tell him.
Khloe, I'm gonna do the best

I can to keep my mouth shut,
but I promise you that if Bruce

finds out, this is gonna blow up
in our face.

(voice breaking) And I just, I
don't want him to feel left out.

That wouldn't be nice either.
>> KHLOE: And I don't want him

to either.
>> KRIS: You know, it would

really hurt his feelings.
And I think, he just... like,

one guy can only take so much.
>> KHLOE: Rob is my blood, and

Rob, when I look at him, he
reminds me of my dad, and is my

brother, and I want Rob to be a
part of my wedding as well.

And so, you know, I would love
if Rob would walk me down

the aisle.

Rob?!
>> ROB: Yeah?!

Rob?!
>> ROB: Yeah?!
>> KHLOE: Where are you?!
>> ROB: I'm in my room.

>> KHLOE: Where are you?!
>> ROB: I'm in my room.

>> KHLOE: I found you.
You were hiding from me.

What's up?
>> KHLOE: Why does your room

smell like this?
>> ROB: It's incense that

your homeboy Lamar got
me, buddy.

>> KHLOE: Homeboy.
>> ROB: Homie.

>> KHLOE: Speaking of Lamar...
>> ROB: Yes?

>> KHLOE: Well, I wanted to
know, um, if you would want to

walk me down the aisle.
>> ROB: I would love to

do that for you, especially if
that's what you want, but I do

think that, you know, first of
all, you should tell Bruce

what's going on, and I think
that, you know, he should

be the one.
He's been in your life since you

were five, you know?
>> KHLOE: I'm definitely gonna

tell him about our engagement
and our wedding, just not right

now.
I want to wait till I have my

ring and all that to tell
him, but...

>> ROB: No, honestly, though,
like, out of respect, you know,

you really should have Bruce
walk you down the aisle.

>> KHLOE: Are you getting
distracted when I do that?

>> ROB: Yeah, I don't know
why you keep touching

your boobs.
And you have a bruise

on your boob.
>> KHLOE: No, it's a bite mark.

Rob...
>> ROB: Aye!

>> KHLOE: You are walking me
me down...

>> ROB: Oh, yeah, baby!
>> KHLOE: ...the aisle, okay?

No if, ands or buts, baby!

Today I'm so excited 'cause I'm
in New York City with Malika,

and I'm on my way to go try on
dresses at Vera Wang's.

I'm so thrilled.
So we're gonna go to Vera's.

Vera Wang has been a friend of
the family's for years.

By the grace of Vera's heart,
she agreed to design my dress,

basically.
Hi, Mom.

>> KRIS: Hi!
Can you ask Vera if she can do

dresses for me and your sisters?
>> KHLOE: Okay, I just need to

get colors.
>> KRIS: What are your colors?

>> KHLOE: Well, my dress is
white, and my favorite color's

purple, so purple will be
incorporated-- I just don't know

what shade yet.
>> MALIKA: Lavenderish.

>> KHLOE: Like, lavenderish
or like... Oh, my God,

that beautiful color of a
hydrangea; kind of purply.

>> KRIS: Khloe, that's a little
bright. I mean, I'm...

>> KHLOE: This isn't about you.
>> KRIS: Okay, but can you just

get me a purple dress, rather
than a lavender dress?

>> KHLOE: This is the problem
with Kris: you give her an

inch, she takes a mile.
This is my wedding, so it's

gonna be done my way.
I have to go. I'm here.

I have to go. Bye.
>> KRIS: Wait, Khloe!

(beeping, Kris sighs)

>> KHLOE: Hi!
>> VERA: Hey, baby.

>> KHLOE: How are you?
>> VERA: You're looking hot.

You look great.
>> MALIKA: Hi.

>> VERA: Hi.
>> MALIKA: I'm Malika.

>> VERA: Malika, how are you?
Nice to meet you. Your mom...

your mom sent kisses to me this
morning.

>> KHLOE: Oh, my God. We are...
(Khloe laughing)

>> VERA: Anyway...
>> KHLOE: Vera Wang has set

aside this dress just for me.
She thought it would be perfect

for my wedding day.
>> MAN: I would take the jewel

off and put some draping here.
>> KHLOE: Mm-hmm.

>> MAN: And change the sash to
be...

You know, if you want to do more
of a purple...

>> KHLOE: That's gorgeous.
(Khloe squealing)

>> MALIKA: Oh, she's crying.
>> VERA: No, you're not crying.

Dude, you never cry.
You guys, this is going to be

the big cryfest.
(murmuring)

>> MALIKA: Oh, don't cry.
>> KHLOE: This is the moment of

truth.
I have never looked for wedding

dresses before, so I cannot wait
to see what it looks like on.

>> KRIS: I'm sneaking around,
planning my daughter's wedding.

I hate lying to Bruce.
Hi, honey.

>> BRUCE: Hello.
(women cheering)

>> KHLOE: Yeah!
>> KIM: What do you think this

means at a bachelorette party?

>> VERA: It's gorgeous.
>> KHLOE: I love how it fits,

too.
>> VERA: Yes, and you know what

I love?
And you have the height.

Kind of like fabu just like
that, man.

It's kind of scary.
(laughing)

>> MALIKA: Khloe, are we dying
for this one?

>> KHLOE: Yeah, I love it.
>> MALIKA: She has a dress!

>> KHLOE: This whole thing is
like a dream come true.

I never really thought I was the
marrying type, and so I never

really knew the significance of
what a wedding dress means, but

finally having one on, I feel
like this is amazing.

This is what a wedding's about.
You have to find the perfect

dress, and I really feel like I
found that.

>> MALIKA: Oh, and I love it.
I love it.

>> VERA: I love it.
How long have you known each

other?
>> KHLOE: You're going to think

it's crazy.
I met him, and we're getting

married a month later.
>> VERA: Seriously?

Get me a helmet and a seatbelt.
(laughing)

>> MALIKA: Hi, Kenny!
(both squealing)

Hi, Bruce!
>> KOURTNEY: We're having a

meeting.
I go over to my mom's house to

meet with Malika about planning
the bachelorette party, and it's

so awkward because Bruce still
doesn't know what's going on.

Okay, well, you want to sit in
this meeting, you just need to

be quiet.
>> KENDALL: Yeah, Kylie.

>> KOURTNEY: And peaceful.
We definitely don't want to go

to a club.
>> MALIKA: No, what's this

company that can do, like
everything for us?

>> KOURTNEY: Pleasure Chest.
Okay, let's call.

(line rings)
>> MALIKA: Have you ever been

there?
>> KOURTNEY: I haven't.

>> WOMAN: Thank you for calling
Pleasure Chest.

>> KOURTNEY: Hi.
Um, we are trying to plan a

bachelorette/wedding shower.
I just wanted to see, like, what

you had in mind for, like, a
bachelorette party.

>> WOMAN: It varies.
There's so many different

things.
We have sex toy demos.

We can do party games.
Um, we can do fellatio workshops

with bananas and cucumbers.
We do like little gift bags that

have lotions and toys in them.
We even offer, um...

I guess, stripping classes where
we have strippers go and bring

their own poles.
>> KOURTNEY: Ooh, I feel like we

should do all of it.
>> WOMAN: Yeah.

We'll see you in, then.
>> KOURTNEY: Okay, thank you.

Bye.
>> WOMAN: All right. Thanks.

(doorbell rings)
>> KRIS: Hey.

>> SHARON: Unbelievable.
>> KRIS: I know, right?

Hi, doll.
Sharon is the ultimate

wedding planner, and I am going
to make sure that my daughter

has the most beautiful,
glamorous, delicious wedding

in the whole entire world.
>> SHARON: We'll start working

on budgets.
>> KRIS: Okay.

>> SHARON: We'll get a caterer.
The florist's ready.

>> KRIS: Okay.
>> SHARON: And then we'll plan

on when we need to do the
rehearsal.

>> KRIS: Uh, we don't know about
food.

>> SHARON: Do you want steak?
Do you want fish?

Do you want chicken?
I mean, do you want lobster?

>> KRIS: Rob!
>> ROB: What?

>> KRIS: Come here, quick.
Okay, give me an answer.

Beef or fish?
>> ROB: Beef or fish?

>> KRIS: Just tell me.
Beef or fish? Pick one.

>> ROB: Beef.
>> KRIS: Let's have steak.

It's a sign.
>> SHARON: There you go.

>> KRIS: Okay, so do steak...
>> ROB: But Khloe doesn't eat

steak.
>> KRIS: Well, I do. Okay?

>> SHARON: Yeah, we'll have
that.

>> KRIS: Let's do that, let's...
>> SHARON: No problem.

>> KRIS: And then as far as
champagne, I like Cristal, so

maybe we should have Cristal.
'Cause I like Cristal.

(chuckling)
Yeah, it's Cristal.

>> ROB: My mom is being
extremely selfish.

She says she's planning "Khloe's
wedding," but, you know, she's

obviously planning her dream
wedding.

>> KRIS: Okay, here comes Bruce.
He doesn't know what's going on.

>> SHARON: Oh, my goodness.
>> KRIS: Hi, honey.

This is Bruce.
>> BRUCE: Hello.

>> KRIS: Meet Sharon.
Sharon and Robin.

Sharon's a friend of mine.
>> BRUCE: Nice to see you.

>> KRIS: We're having a little
meeting.

>> BRUCE: Hello, Robin.
>> KRIS: This is now a

nightmare.
I want to honor Khloe's wishes.

I want to keep this a secret
from Bruce until she tells him.

I hate lying to Bruce.
It's just not right.

>> BRUCE: Oh?
>> KRIS: What are you doing?

>> BRUCE: Uh, I just flew my
helicopter and now I'm going to

go hit some golf balls.
>> KRIS: Oh, okay.

You're going to go get dressed?
>> BRUCE: It's a tough day.

>> SHARON: It's a tough one.
>> BRUCE: It's a tough life.

>> KRIS: I'm sneaking around,
planning my daughter's wedding.

It's every mom's dream having a
wedding for one of my daughters.

My vision for the perfect
wedding is flowers by Mark's

Garden.
>> KHLOE: Oh, my God.

Flowers galore.

>> FLORIST: All of these roses
here are yours.

>> KHLOE: All of those?
>> FLORIST: 5,000 roses.

>> KHLOE: What?
>> FLORIST: For your ceremony.

>> KRIS: I have thought about
this my entire life.

So I choose Gearys for Khloe to
go register for her wedding

gifts.
Just like my dream come true.

>> KHLOE: She's fine.
I don't even have to be here.

>> MALIKA: Honey, you're going
to pick what you want.

Just come on.
>> KHLOE: I'm trying to be

really patient with my mom,
but I'm here for a reason.

Shouldn't I have a say in
something?

>> KRIS: If something catches
your eye...

>> KHLOE: I just say it now, or
do we have to get, like, that

scanning gun?
>> MALIKA: No, this is not

Target, honey.
>> KHLOE: Oh, sorry.

I don't know.
>> KRIS: Okay, this

silver-plate, we're getting for
everyday.

Now we're on it.
Oh this is Christofle.

Oh, my.
She wants to do the red Hermes.

Okay, great.
So, we'll keep looking.

Khloe, come on.
>> KHLOE: Honestly, I can't

believe this.
my

wedding registry and she's
picking out things that she did

with my dad.
Hello?

This is, like, 40 years later.
This is my house, my wedding

registry.
Let me pick something.

>> SALESWOMAN: Let's see.
This one will be $750 a place

setting.
>> KHLOE: For one place setting,

it's...
>> SALESWOMAN: For one place

setting.
>> KRIS: You're not buying it.

>> KHLOE: None of my friends
could afford anything in this

store.
>> KRIS: Honey, just...

>> KHLOE: Wait.
This is $750 for one knife, one

spoon, one spoon, one fork and
one fork?

Is that correct?
>> KRIS: But the other set...

>> KHLOE: No, I'm just...
I'm asking. Is that correct?

>> KRIS: Yes, for the set.
>> KHLOE: I mean, that just is,

like, retarded to me.
>> KRIS: What you guys think

about these?
>> MALIKA: They're beautiful.

>> KRIS: In the Baccarat?
>> KHLOE: I don't know what's

happening..
>> KRIS: Do you like the

Baccarat?
>> KHLOE: She's crazy.

Seriously, I think my mother is
now possessed.

She is turning into Satan slowly
but surely.

I mean, she is ruining this for
me.

Like, this is her wedding all of
a sudden.

It's not mine.
I am so ready to call this

entire wedding off.
I just want to go to Vegas and

elope.
>> KRIS: Khloe, I think you're

almost done with your dishes and
your glasses and your silver.

That was easy.
>> KHLOE: You picked it all.

>> BRUCE: I got to listen to the
news to find out that you're

engaged?
>> KHLOE: That's right.

>> BRUCE: Then I'm done with the
conversation.

You are wrong!
>> KHLOE: I'm not wrong!

>> KOURTNEY: When it is true
love, you just know.

(wedding march plays)

(groans)
>> KHLOE: I'm so exhausted.

Shopping with my mom is so
tiring, but being with Lamar is

making me realize why I love
doing all this and why I want to

be married.

>> LAMAR: I love you.
>> KHLOE: Hmm? I love you.

No.
>> LAMAR: I love you more.

>> KHLOE: More than candy?

Of course.
Are you ready to be with one

woman for the rest of your life?

All finished.
>> LAMAR: I feel better now.

>> KHLOE: Good.
>> LAMAR: That's why I love you.

>> KHLOE: I love you.
>> LAMAR: You sure?

>> KHLOE: Mm-hmm.

(splashing)
(Khloe laughing)

>> KHLOE: Hey, Rob.
>> ROB: Stop.

>> KHLOE: I need to talk to you
about Adrienne.

I have to tell Rob that I ended
up inviting his ex-girlfriend

Adrienne to the wedding.
I mean, she's one of my really

good friends, but I'm still not
sure how he's going to react.

It wasn't the cleanest breakup.
I invited her to the wedding

and I just...
I don't want you to be mad, but

she's one of my best friends.
And I'm only telling you so you

don't feel, like sideswiped and
taken off guard then.

But, I mean...
If you pull me in, I swear to

God, I'll beat the (bleep) out
of you.

You have no (bleep) idea.
Do you understand?

(Rob laughs)
>> ROB: I'm not.

>> KHLOE: Okay?
>> ROB: Honestly, I would

love to... you know, love to see
Adrienne.

>> KHLOE: So, you're not mad?
>> ROB: No.

Now that I, like, realized I
want to be back with her, I

would love to see her.
I'm so happy that Adrienne is

coming to the wedding and you
know, I haven't really had a

chance to speak with her since
our breakup, but this could,

you know, be my opportunity of
getting that second chance.

Should I ask her to come with me
to the wedding or, like, what do

I... as a date, or...?
>> KHLOE: It's a little

overboard.
You guys weren't on the best

talking terms the last time,
so...

>> ROB: Well, then I think
it's a great start, to, like

you know...
>> KHLOE: I agree.

So, we're cool?
>> ROB: No, yeah.

I'm happy.
>> KHLOE: You're happy? Good.

>> ROB: I'm happy Adrienne's
coming.

>> KHLOE: Good.
I'm happy you're happy.

I'm happy it's my wedding!
High five.

>> KOURTNEY: Do you guys have a,
um, bachelorette section?

>> CLERK: We do.
Uh, it's straight down this

aisle on the left.
>> KOURTNEY: Okay. Got it.

Kim and I are throwing Khloe her
bachelorette/wedding shower,

and we go to The Pleasure Chest,
which is a famous sex store in

L.A.
Ooh, Kim.

>> KIM: Can we play "spin the
bottle"?

>> KOURTNEY: Penis bouquet.
>> KIM: A penis piñata.

>> KOURTNEY: We should get that.
>> KIM: We just have to get it.

Should we get, like, two?
>> KOURTNEY: 'Cause we're

decorating the room first.
>> KIM: Should we have a ring

toss?
>> KOURTNEY: Wait. Whose butt

would we stick that on?
(Kim laughing)

Mom's.
We could all throw rings at her

ass.
I've always thought whenever I

see bachelorette girls running
around Vegas with their penis

hats on...
>> KIM: Look!

>> KOURTNEY: Look!
Sipping their penis straws...

Like, "Who runs around with
this disgusting penis stuff on?"

And of course, Kim and I are
buying it all for Khloe.

>> KIM: I think we've pretty
much got everything we would

possibly need.

>> BRUCE: You're an only child.
That means the next generation

you're going to have at least
six or seven kids.

>> SCOTT: What?!
>> BRUCE: At least.

>> SCOTT: I'm going to have six
or seven?

>> BRUCE: Yeah, you're going to
have...

>> SCOTT: I want one kid to be
just like me.

>> BRUCE: All right.
>> SCOTT: Maybe a little better.

>> BRUCE: What's this?
>> MALE REPORTER: And apparently

Los Angeles Laker Lamar Odom
is getting married.

magazine reports that
after one month of dating, Odom

is engaged to Khloe Kardashian.
>> BRUCE: Can you believe this?

They've been dating a whole
month and now they're engaged?

>> SCOTT: I think it's been two
weeks, though, not a month.

>> BRUCE: Hey, Rob.
>> ROB: Yo.

>> BRUCE: Come in here.
So did you know anything about

this?
Is she actually engaged,

yes or no?
It's a simple question.

>> SCOTT: It's pretty simple.
>> ROB: Yes? Or no?

>> BRUCE: What do you mean "yes
or no"?

Come up with an answer.
Is she engaged or not?

>> SCOTT: It's on the news, Rob.
>> BRUCE: I mean, you would

know.
>> ROB: Yeah.

>> BRUCE: She is engaged.
>> SCOTT: It's not funny.

She's gonna marry the guy?
>> ROB: She seems really happy.

>> BRUCE: I mean, she doesn't
know the guy.

>> SCOTT: I think it's a bit
crazy that no one filled you in

on it.
>> ROB: Khloe thinks that you're

going to react in a bad way.
>> BRUCE: Yeah, I think any

father would be a little bit
upset about something like that.

>> SCOTT: They shouldn't hide it
from you.

>> BRUCE: It's not like I'd
have a bad reaction; I'm like,

I'm this horrible person.
>> SCOTT: Like, "Oh, no!"

>> BRUCE: Anybody would react
that way.

I mean, it's ridiculous.
What has my life come to?

I'm watching the news to find
out what my children are doing.

Although I'm not the genetic
dad, I've been with Khloe since

she was five years old.
You would think she would feel

the right thing to do, and that
would be to call before it got

into the media.
And it's also hurtful because

I think my wife knew.
Uh, honey, I was just watching

the news.
>> KRIS: Yeah?

>> BRUCE: And they had a thing
that, uh, Khloe and Lamar are

engaged.
>> KRIS: Honey, I can't

hear you.
I'm going through the canyon.

Khloe's in front of me, so we'll
be there in a minute. Bye.

>> BRUCE: All right.

>> KRIS: Hey, Khloe.

Bruce just called me when I was
driving, and he said, "What's

going on?"
And I said, "What do you mean

what's going on?"
And he said, "I was just

listening to the 5:00 news, and
it says that Lamar and Khloe got

engaged."
I want to go find Bruce, and I

just want you to know that he
already knows.

That last thing that I want to
do is have Bruce get his

feelings hurt.
That's been my fear all along.

The fact that he would find out
about this and it wasn't one of

us telling him.

I'll be the mediator, since no
one's going to say anything.

Bruce just saw the 5:00 news,
and it said that you and Lamar

just got engaged.
>> KHLOE: Okay, and is that a

bad thing? A lot of people...
>> BRUCE: I've got to listen to

the news to find out that you're
engaged?

You've known this guy for what,
a month?

>> KHLOE: So? You married my mom
after five months.

>> BRUCE: Five and a half
months-- a whole different

situation.
>> KHLOE: Totally, when you've

been married twice before.
>> BRUCE: Don't give me this,

Khloe, like, "Oh, you're right."
>> KHLOE: You're so much better

than me, I forgot.
>> BRUCE: Tell me this-- I've

got to listen-- I've got to find
out that you got engaged to some

guy that you've known for a
month on the news.

>> KHLOE: Mm-hmm.
>> BRUCE: Tell me that's right.

>> KHLOE: That's right.
>> BRUCE: Okay. Then I'm done

with the conversation, if you're
gonna be an (bleep).

>> KHLOE: You just... you asked
me if it was... you just said!

>> BRUCE: I don't want to talk
to her if that's what her

attitude is.
>> KHLOE: You said is this true.

>> BRUCE: All she had to do is
make a phone call-- yesterday.

"You know what? I got engaged.
You may hear it on the news."

>> KRIS: She isn't engaged yet.
>> KHLOE: I get my ring Sunday.

We haven't even got engaged yet.
>> KRIS: She's not engaged.

>> BRUCE: You are engaged,
Khloe.

>> KHLOE: No, I'm not.
>> KRIS: She's not.

>> KHLOE: I'm not engaged yet.
>> BRUCE: You're wrong.

>> KHLOE: I'm wrong for what?
>> BRUCE: You're wrong.

>> KHLOE: I'm not wrong!
>> BRUCE: I'm done.

>> KHLOE: Bruce, what really
bothers you, Bruce?

>> BRUCE: Have a nice life.
Screw you, Khloe.

>> KRIS: Oh, I guess you won't
be walking anybody down the

(bleep) aisle.

>> ROB: When they don't tell you
things, that's not cool.

>> BRUCE: Maybe I'm not your
genetic father, but I am

your father.
>> ROB: I feel bad for Bruce.

He just feels like he's not part
of the family.

>> BRUCE: I'm done.
I can't take it.

>> KRIS: Hi. Hi.
>> KIM: Bruce and Lamar

never met.
It's going to be their first

time at dinner.
Everyone is stressing out about

tonight.

>> KHLOE: I'm not wrong!
>> BRUCE: Have a nice life.

>> KHLOE: Have a nice life.
>> BRUCE: Screw you, Khloe.

>> KRIS: Oh, I guess you won't
be walking anybody down the

(bleep) aisle.
>> KHLOE: Screw me because?

>> ROB: Mom, shut up.
What are you doing?

>> KRIS: No, what are you doing?
>> ROB: No, he's right.

I'm serious.
You're being really rude.

No one told him.
>> KRIS: No, I'm not.

>> ROB: Yes, you are.
You don't even care about your

husband. Bible, Mom.
That's really rude.

>> KOURTNEY: This is crazy.
Everyone's yelling at everyone,

and Khloe is such a mess.
>> KHLOE: I didn't say anything.

He said, "Tell me if this
is right. Are you..."

He said something, "Are you
engaged to a guy you met a month

ago?"
I said, yeah.

And then he goes, "You're an
(bleep)."

>> KENDAL: I think he could have
meant, "Is this right?" as in

"Is this right to do?"
>> KRIS: He's hurt right now

because he feels left out.
>> KHLOE: That's not fair to put

that on me, though.
>> ROB: Hey, Bruce.

>> BRUCE: Mm-hmm.
>> ROB: I yelled at... I yelled

at Mom because I completely
agree with you.

You should have been the first
person, or one of the top...

>> BRUCE: A phone call saying,
"You know what, tomorrow in the

media, it's going to go all
over the media that I'm engaged.

You know what? It's right.
I am engaged.

We're buying the ring on
Sunday."

Okay, that's all I need to know.
>> ROB: I feel bad for Bruce.

I feel like he just feels like a
different person, like he's not

part of the family.
>> BRUCE: And then she comes in

with this attitude.
"Why should I tell you?"

Well, I happen to have
raised you.

>> ROB: Yeah.
>> BRUCE: Maybe I'm not your

genetic father, but I am your
father.

>> ROB: Yeah.
>> BRUCE: I've been here since

you were five years old.
>> ROB: Yeah.

>> BRUCE: It would just be the
appropriate thing to do.

It's just her attitude.
So, if that's case, great,

I'm done.
I'm done.

I can't take it.
>> KRIS: I'm going to go see

what Bruce is doing.
>> KHLOE: No, I really don't

want you to go yell at him.
Honestly, Mom...

>> KRIS: It's fine.
>> KENDAL: Please, Mom,

don't yell.
>> KHLOE: Wait, Mom.

>> KRIS: I'm not going to yell.
>> KENDAL: Yes, you are.

>> KHLOE: Can you just stop
walking for a minute?

>> BRUCE: I'm done.
>> ROB: Yeah, but...

>> BRUCE: But how's...
What about Mom?

That's the problem.
>> ROB: I don't know where to go

from here.
>> BRUCE: I don't know where to

go from here either.
I think I'll just stay

right here.
>> ROB: Weren't we supposed to

have a family dinner?
>> BRUCE: I have no idea.

How about McDonald's?
You want to go to McDonald's?

>> KRIS: Honey.
>> BRUCE: Yeah.

>> KRIS: Listen, this is going
to get... unless...

We're the adults here.
They're the children.

>> BRUCE: She knew it was out.
>> KRIS: No, she didn't.

>> KENDAL: Do you want me to say
something?

Because you can't say something
without yelling.

>> KRIS: Yeah.
>> KENDAL: She did...

This is what she told me.
She didn't know it got out.

Someone leaked it to someone,
and it got out, and everyone

knows about it now.
It wasn't her that told someone.

It's not her fault.
>> BRUCE: You're right.

>> KENDAL: You get that she
wanted to tell you in person.

Is that so hard to believe?
>> BRUCE: Khloe and I have had a

really good relationship
throughout the years.

And uh, I don't want lose that
close relationship over

this thing.
Here's the deal.

Tell Khloe to come up here and
all you guys leave.

Just me and Khloe.
>> KENDAL: You better not yell.

>> BRUCE: Just me and Khloe.
I'm not yelling.

>> KRIS: Khloe?
Khloe to my bedroom.

>> BRUCE: Get out.
Quit, everybody.

>> KRIS: Please.
Can I stay?

>> BRUCE: No. You're leaving.
Good-bye.

Khloe and I.
>> KRIS: This sucks.

Khloe.
>> KHLOE: What?

>> BRUCE: Come on.
Sit down right here.

>> KHLOE: Mm-hmm.
>> BRUCE: Lay down.

>> KHLOE: I'll sit.
>> BRUCE: So you can relax.

Just lay down.
>> KHLOE: No, I'm fine.

>> BRUCE: No, don't sit down.
Lay down.

I want you to be relaxed.
>> KHLOE: I see your

Laker-colored shoes.
>> BRUCE: Well, that's a

coincidence.
It's a coincidence.

All right, love you.
>> KHLOE: Totally.

>> BRUCE: Okay, uh, I'm sorry
this went down that way,

especially downstairs.
I apologize, okay?

>> KHLOE: Mm-hmm.
>> BRUCE: I know I'm not your

genetic dad, but I've pretty
much raised you since you were

five years old.
That's kind of a really big deal

when your daughter gets engaged.
Wouldn't I be one of the first

phone calls?
No?

>> KHLOE: No, you would, but I
wanted to...

>> BRUCE: You don't even
know him.

You don't even know him.
>> KHLOE: Okay.

>> BRUCE: No, I'm just saying...
>> KHLOE: And I'm saying okay.

I'm not arguing.
>> BRUCE: Yeah, I mean,

there's, um...
(clearing throat)

I hope this is going to be a
very long engagement.

>> KHLOE: I don't think so.
>> BRUCE: Why? What's the rush?

>> KHLOE: There's no rush.
We just want to get married

within the next couple weeks.
We're planning it.

>> BRUCE: Couple of weeks?
>> KHLOE: Yeah.

>> BRUCE: These two people are
strangers to each other.

They don't know each other.
They're just working on

adrenaline and hormones
right now.

You don't know this guy.
It's going to be like Kimberly

running off to Vegas when she
was 19.

And she didn't know who the hell
this guy was.

I'm just saying, this is the
wrong thing to do.

>> KHLOE: I'm not sitting here
trying to declare or justify

anything to anyone.
This is just the decision.

>> BRUCE: Wow.
Okay.

You do what you want to do.

>> KHLOE: Hello. Hold on.
Kylie wants to say something

to you.
>> KYLIE: Hi, Lamar.

Hi, future brother-in-law.
>> KHLOE: This is my engagement.

I'm supposed to be so happy,
over the moon and really

excited.
I'm just not anymore.

>> KIM: I want to get married.
>> KRIS: You could wear

that dress.
>> KHLOE: I feel very at peace,

very comfortable in my own
skin, very secure.

That's just not what I've ever

>> KOURTNEY: Hi.
>> SHARON: Hi.

>> KOURTNEY: How are you?
>> SHARON: Good to see you.

>> KOURTNEY: Good to see you.
Sharon Sachs has come to the

house to go over some specific
wedding details.

>> SHARON: Should we wait for
your mom?

>> KHLOE: Where is she?
>> KOURTNEY: Let me tell her.

>> SHARON: You're going to love
it, I think.

>> KHLOE: She did both of
the Lopez weddings.

>> SHARON: The level of taste.
>> KHLOE: Yeah.

>> SHARON: And when she phoned
me and she said to me, "Do you

mind doing this?
Will you do this for me again?"

>> KHLOE: That shows how
much she loved you.

>> SHARON: I loved it.
And here I have her photographer

doing your wedding.
>> KHLOE: Oh, no way.

>> SHARON: Mm-hmm.
>> BRUCE: Wedding planners?

>> SHARON: Yes.
>> KOURTNEY: Bruce, this is

Sharon.
>> BRUCE: I didn't know we had a

wedding planner.
>> KOURTNEY: Yes.

>> BRUCE: Oh.
>> SHARON: Hi, Bruce.

>> KHLOE: She did Allison's.
>> BRUCE: I just found out

there's going to be a wedding
about an hour ago.

Now wait a second.
A few days ago this same

person-- the wedding planner--
was in my house.

Kris lied to me.
Kris has known that this

wedding's been going on
days.

Honey.
>> KRIS: Yeah.

>> BRUCE: I was, uh, just
downstairs.

>> KRIS: Yeah?
>> BRUCE: And they have the

wedding planners.
>> KRIS: Right.

>> BRUCE: Which, the wedding
planners were here like what,

two days ago, three days ago?
>> KRIS: Right.

>> BRUCE: So, if you knew Khloe
was getting married two days

ago...
>> KRIS: Uh-huh?

>> BRUCE: Why didn't you tell
me?

>> KRIS: Okay...
>> BRUCE: Give me...

Give me your excuse.
>> KRIS: But it's a trick

question.
>> BRUCE: I'm just going to sit

here and, like, watch guys
racing cars, having fun.

>> KRIS: Mm-hmm.
>> BRUCE: And I'm just, like,

done with this whole thing.
>> KRIS: Whatever relaxes you.

Okay, well, we'll let you know
when it's all taken care of.

>> BRUCE: Actually, here's a
show you should watch.

>> KRIS: What is it?
Are You Smarter than

a 5th Grader?
>> KRIS: Ciao.

Ta-ta.
>> BRUCE: Love you.

>> KRIS: I told you a million
times that that was going to

happen if you didn't tell him
earlier and he had to find out

some other random way.
>> KHLOE: No.

And I told you I wasn't going to
tell anybody until I had rings

to say I'm engaged.
>> KRIS: You just have to

remember that he's coming from a
loving place.

You know, he made your dad a
promise, when your dad was

dying, that he would be the one
to take care of you girls.

He feels so responsible and
that's why he's the tough one,

and, Khloe, he's just hurt.
He will come around.

You watch and see.
If I were you, I would go to him

and ask him if he would walk you
down the aisle.

I know that's what you want
at the end of the day.

>> KHLOE: I don't feel like
asking him to walk me down the

aisle.
I am so hurt by Bruce's

reaction.
Even if I did ask him to walk me

down the aisle, there's no way
he would want to even do it.

I am honestly just way too
emotionally drained to even have

this conversation.
>> KRIS: He's spent the majority

of his life trying to take care
of all of us.

You hear me?

>> BRUCE: I look and see all
these boxes, start opening up

the boxes.
What are they?

Hmm.
Wedding dresses.

And a lot of them.
All from Vera Wang.

Where do you guys want this
stuff?

>> KOURTNEY: Ooh, I want to see
what they look like.

>> BRUCE: I want to know, how
did these girls get Vera Wang

dresses in, like, two days?
This is a tragedy.

>> KOURTNEY: Your dresses are up
here if you guys want to start.

Obviously, Bruce is upset, but
we are all so excited to see

Khloe in her wedding dress.
>> MALIKA: Kris, are you ready?

>> KRIS: I'm ready.
>> MALIKA: Are you sure that

you're ready?
>> KRIS: I'm ready!

>> MALIKA: Are you sure that
you're ready?

>> KRIS: Yes, I'm ready!
>> MALIKA: Come here!

(all humming wedding march)
>> MALIKA: That's pretty.

>> KRIS: Oh, my God.
>> MALIKA: It's not tied

properly in the back.
>> KRIS: Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.
>> KOURTNEY: It's just so

amazing to see Khloe.
This is...

This day is all about her and
just seeing her, you know, with

her glow and how happy she is,
um, is really amazing to see.

>> KHLOE: When he sees me, you
guys are gonna be like...

He's going to really love what
he sees.

>> MALIKA: Honey, he already
loves what he sees.

>> KHADIJA: Exactly.
>> MALIKA: This is going to

throw it over the top.
>> KHLOE: This dress is so

beautiful and every time I put
it on, I honestly feel like a

princess.
This is turning into my

fairytale wedding and I'm so
happy.

>> KRIS: I know that you really
like your dress...

>> KHLOE: Oh, Mom, I'm not
wearing your dress.

>> KRIS: But just in case...
Wait, which wedding was this?

I don't know if this was my
first wedding or my second

wedding.
>> KHLOE: Seriously, from the

start, she's been trying to make
this wedding all about her and

now the dress?
Like, come on.

That is so ugly, I would die.
>> KRIS: Khloe!

This dress is not ugly!
That is really mean!

You hurt my feelings.
>> KHLOE: I felt like Kris was

making this all about her and
I know I reacted a little bit

out of line, but I do have to
be more respectful and

appreciative of the fact that my
mom is throwing this wedding

together in nine days.
I love you, Mommy.

I just wanted to say I'm sorry
about the whole wedding dress

situation.
I appreciate how much work

you've put into this.
I know it's stressful on

everyone: on me, on you,
on everyone.

So I appreciate...
Didn't mean to make you cry.

>> KRIS: I know you didn't.
I know that you're just really

stressed out like I am.
I just...

I didn't expect to have, like,
a...

moment in the middle of all of
this and I was telling those

girls that I just waited, like,
my whole life to be able to show

one of you girls that dress and
I just...

>> KHLOE: Okay, and I'm sorry.
>> KRIS: Didn't expect...

I didn't even think it would
mean that much to me until I

pulled it out of the box.
I thought it was kind of funny.

>> KHLOE: I just said I'm sorry
because...

>> KRIS: I know.
I don't mean to hurt your

feelings, so I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to make you feel

bad.
>> KHLOE: I just wanted you to

know I didn't mean anything by
it.

>> KRIS: All right.
>> KHLOE: You have lip gloss on.

(smooch)
>> KRIS: Everybody's stressed

out and, at the end of the
day, it needs to be all about

Khloe.
Going forward, I am going to

make sure that Khloe realizes
that this wedding is going to be

all about her and not about me.
>> KIM: Okay, I'll try it on for

you now.
I want to make my mom happy, so

I'm going to see how the dress
fits on me.

>> KHLOE: '70s!
>> WOMAN: It was the '70s?

>> KRIS: 1978.
>> KIM: ♪ The hills are

alive... ♪
The Sound of

Music.
(all laughing)

>> KIM: But I want to get
married.

>> KRIS: You could wear that
dress.

Well, Khloe doesn't want to try
my dress on, but Kim looks

beautiful in it, and it fits her
like a glove.

>> KIM: Wait, you guys.
Do you know that Rob asked

Adrienne to come with him as his
date?

>> MALIKA: Why did he do that?
>> KOURTNEY: Well, Khloe invited

her.
>> MALIKA: No, no, no, that's

not...
The discussion is Rob asked

would she, like, be his date.
>> KIM: Rob asked Adrienne to be

his date for the wedding and she
said that, you know, he can tag

along with her and her friends.
It's not looking too good for

Rob.
That's not a date.

>> MALIKA: That's going to,
like, kill Rob.

>> KHADIJA: That's convenient.
I love Adrienne, but that's

convenient for her and it may
hurt Rob later.

I don't like the idea.

>> SCOTT: How you doing, buddy?
>> ROB: Adrienne hit me up

and was like, "Do you want to go
to the wedding?"

You know?
>> SCOTT: I can't believe

she's...
>> ROB: But as friends, like

with her...
>> SCOTT: Amigos?

That's an absolute no.
>> ROB: Yeah, well.

>> SCOTT: I mean, in that case,
you might as well tape your

(bleep) back and make pretend
you got a mangina on deck.

You'll go with me.
You'll meet her at the wedding

on your own turf.
I know Rob really cares about

Adrienne, cares about her
feelings, but if he doesn't

watch what he's doing, he's
going to end up as a complete

friend who looks completely
desperate to her.

I think you could tell her
whatever you really are feeling

when you're there.
I just don't think you need to

put yourself out there and be
calling her and trying to go to

the wedding with her, with her
friends.

>> ROB: You know how crazy
I...

>> SCOTT: It's not a date.
I know you are, but please, just

let it happen.
If you see her and things go

well and it's meant to be, it
will.

>> ROB: All right.
>> SCOTT: And I believe that it

could work out.
>> ROB: Hopefully, she sees

the good in me and realizes
I'm...

>> SCOTT: Well, you are a good
guy.

>> ROB: Yeah.
>> SCOTT: You unfortunately

broke up over reasons that were
not great for you, but if you

really are a good guy and want
to change, I'm sure she would be

willing to take you back.
You just have to be a gentleman.

>> ROB: Kourtney took you
back.

>> SCOTT: Well, you...
Don't compare yourself to me.

>> ROB: Scott really does
have a good point about going to

the wedding with the guys and my
best bet is to just see Adrienne

at the wedding and see what
happens.

>> SCOTT: Done.
You're coming with me, then.

>> ROB: Fine.
>> SCOTT: Mazel.

>> KRIS: Okay, Lamar and Khloe
are going to be here in five

minutes, you guys.
Five minutes.

This is an important night.
This is the first time that

Lamar is going to have dinner
with us as a family.

He's...
This is a lot of drama for

somebody to take in on a first
night, okay?

>> KIM: ...with a driver to take
me to the wedding.

Um...
>> KRIS: Of course you are.

I, like, don't even get that
you're talking about Rolls

Royces and I need to cook
dinner.

>> KIM: Everyone is stressing
out about tonight.

Bruce and Lamar have never met.
It's going to be their first

time at dinner and I just hope
it goes well.

(sizzling)
>> BRUCE: Oh, that one's done.

>> KRIS: Hi!
Hi! How are you?

>> KYLIE: Can I get you
something to drink?

>> KIM: Hold on.
I don't want anybody to get

burned.
>> KIM: Hi.

>> KRIS: Hi, doll.
(smooching)

Mmm.
(voice shaking)

I bet you need a hug.
How are you?

>> BRUCE: This is the first time
I'm going to meet Lamar.

This is going to be a tough one
for me.

I mean, this is really hard to
welcome this guy into my home.

I don't even know him.
(sighs)

And he's marrying Khloe.
>> LAMAR: His middle name was

Christopher and I think that's
what you should go with...

>> KRIS: Sorry, Brucey.
>> KIM: Sorry, Bruce.

>> LAMAR: You want me to get you
a plate, Bruce?

You sure?
All right, all right.

>> KHLOE: Bruce is being so rude
to Lamar.

He doesn't even shake his hand
when he arrives and he doesn't

even introduce himself at the
dinner table.

Bruce's reaction to my
engagement was not good.

No one is going to mess this up.
I'm in love with Lamar and it's

just not going to happen that
way.

>> KHLOE: Oh, my God.
>> LAMAR: Would you marry me?

>> KHLOE: Oh, my God.
>> KRIS: Yay!

>> BRUCE: Get back.
Get into the house.

(Khloe gasps)
>> KIM: Khloe has asked Rob to

walk her down the aisle, but you
know, Bruce raised Khloe.

It's going to create a huge,
huge problem between her and

Bruce down the road.

>> KHLOE: What questions?
He doesn't know any answers.

>> BRUCE: No, I got to...
No, wait a second.

About the wedding...
>> KIM: Do you have...

You don't have a brother.
>> LAMAR: No.

I'm an only child.
I'm an only child.

No, no.

>> BRUCE: When you were how old?
>> LAMAR: My mother passed away

when I was 12.
>> BRUCE: 12?

No way.
>> LAMAR: Yeah, and my

parents...

>> BRUCE: Yeah, yeah.

>> KHLOE: This is so weird.
I'm overhearing some of Bruce's

and Lamar's conversation and
they're really opening up to

each other.

>> LAMAR: Westchester County.

Wow.
>> KHLOE: I hear them talking

about the Olympics and talking
about their family history and

it's just getting deep,
which I'm surprised Bruce is

going all in with Lamar.
>> BRUCE: You know, getting in

the game and and being
competitive.

It's about doing the work when
nobody's watching.

>> LAMAR: Yeah.
>> BRUCE: You know, it's about

pushing yourself.
It's about driving yourself.

>> LAMAR: Right.
>> KRIS: I look over and there's

Bruce and Lamar talking and
sharing all these stories

together and they're, like,
suddenly new BFFs.

>> LAMAR: Yes.
Thank you, sir.

Thank you.
>> BRUCE: So let's do it.

(girls laugh)
>> KHLOE: Hear, hear.

>> BRUCE: All the way, babe.
>> LAMAR: That's what it is.

>> BRUCE: Although I don't know
Lamar yet, I have a lot

of respect for him.
I mean, he grew up in New York

in a very tough situation;
lost his mom at a young age.

He's been through a lot.
He's been extremely successful.

I mean, those are a lot of great
qualities that any dad would

like to see in this situation,
but, uh, I certainly don't think

they should get married
right now.

That's kind of where I'm at.
So it's gonna take more time

for me to warm up.

>> LAMAR: Khloe...
>> GIRL: That's okay.

You can interrupt the moment.
>> LAMAR: Have you ever been

in love before?
You ever been in love before?

>> KHLOE: Mm-mm.
>> LAMAR: No?

>> KHLOE: Mm-mm.
What is wrong with you?

>> GIRL: This makes it real.
>> SCOTT: This ain't no joke.

(Malika gasps)
>> LAMAR: Would you marry me?

>> KHLOE: Oh, my God.

>> MAN: You better hang on
forever, Khlo.

>> Yay!
>> GIRL: Wait, Khloe.

>> GIRL: Whoo!
>> BOY: Mazel tov!

>> KIM: Khloe, it couldn't be...
it could not be...

Khloe's ring is gorgeous.
I'm sure in the back of her mind

she's always dreamed of a nice
big ring.

She just has never expressed it
the way some other people do.

But it's pretty huge
and amazing.

>> KHLOE: Do you love
the setting?

>> KOURTNEY: Yeah.
To see the look on Khloe's face

and her amazing diamond rock
that she got, I mean, it's such

a magical moment, and I'm so
glad that Lamar chose to share

it with everyone.
>> KHLOE: I'm engaged!

>> LAMAR: I didn't have
the right diamond.

Oh, mama...
>> KHLOE: I feel very at peace,

very comfortable in my own skin.
Very secure.

I'm literally in his sleep;
every time he wakes up and he

moves, he tells me he loves me
when he rolls over.

That's just not what I've ever
had before.

>> BRAD: Oh. Oh, my.
>> BRUCE: Whoa.

>> BRAD: Whoa, that's a rock.
>> KHLOE: Yeah.

>> BRUCE: Congratulations.
>> BRAD: Very nice.

>> KHLOE: I just got married.
Now I can tell you! I'm engaged!

>> BRUCE: Now you can tell me
'cause you were gonna wait

for the ring!
>> KHLOE: Yes, and now

you know why.
>> BRUCE: The bottom line is

I respect Khloe's decision.
It's her life, and I'll stand

by her and be behind her and
just absolutely hope

for the best.
I want Khloe to be happy.

I want Lamar to be happy.
That's all I'm trying to do.

And hit the golf ball straight
once in a while, too.

Hasta la vista.
>> LAMAR: Bye.

>> KIM: Bye, guys.
You can go home and bone now

that you have your bling.
>> KHLOE: We're not allowed

to bone.
He's holding out on me until

the wedding night.
>> Use that thing!

>> KIM: We love you guys.
See you later.

(Scott laughs)

>> KHLOE: Got a little
carried away.

Kim and Kourtney decided to
throw me a bachelorette party,

which I never wanted.
I specifically said, "I do not

want a bachelorette party."
>> ALL: Whoo!

>> KIM/KOURTNEY: Yay!
>> KHLOE: Oh, I love...

(silverware tinkles on glass)
>> MALIKA: Okay, so, I'm

thinking the best thing that
we can do now is go around and

tell a really funny story
about Khloe.

>> KIM: So, I remember we were,
I took you on your favorite

vacation ever.
>> KHLOE: Oh, Africa?

>> KIM: To Africa.
>> KRIS: A 22-hour flight with

Kim and Reggie was not fun.
>> KIM: A 22-hour flight.

>> KHLOE: During the breakup,
sitting on, like, a confined

area is not fun.
>> KIM: 22 hours, and we were,

like, there was one point where
I was crying on the plane,

fighting.
>> KHLOE: Not crying; (screams)

screaming, crying, and I'm,
like, "We're in first class.

Please be quiet, please?"
And she goes, "I don't care if

anyone can hear me!
I don't care!"

>> KIM: It was the most
torturous trip ever, and I

really feel like within a year,
I mean, within a month, so much

has changed.
Like, I feel like our roles

have reversed.
And it's really cool, and I'm

really, really happy for you.
>> KHLOE: Thanks, Joji.

>> KIM: And now you have a man
that'll take you on better

vacations than my torturous
trips I bring you on.

>> KHLOE: Seriously.
>> KIM: I apologize in public.

>> KHLOE: Your trip was fun.
Here.

>> KIM: Thank you.
I am so happy for Khloe.

This is such an exciting time.
And I know that Khloe has kinda

held back on sharing her love
for Lamar 'cause she knows that

I'm a little bit sad about
Reggie, but it has nothing to do

with that now.
This is Khloe's time.

And I'm so happy for her.
>> Yay, Khloe!

(all cheering)
>> KRIS: All right, girls,

we're going to the room.
Let's go.

>> KHLOE: Whoo-hoo!
>> KRIS: I have vodka!

>> KHLOE: Who would actually
bake something like that?

>> KRIS: I don't think moms are
supposed to go to bachelorette

parties, and there's a reason
for that: no mom should have

to look at all these penises.
>> KIM: What do you think this

means at a bachelorette party?
(girls squeals)

(knocking)
>> KHLOE: Get the door.

(girls screaming)
For the last time it's gonna

be Khloe Kardashian.
I'm just excited.

I just want to be married.
>> ALL: You're getting

married tomorrow!
>> KOURTNEY: When it is true

love, you just know.
(wedding march playing)

>> KIM: Okay, guys, what do
you think this means at a

bachelorette party?
(girls squeal)

(knocking)
>> MALIKA: Hi.

>> MAN: How you doing, sweetie?
>> MALIKA: Oh, "sweetie."

I'm good. How are you?
>> MAN: What's wrong with this

this picture?
There's nothing but ladies

in here.
>> KIM: If I ever have a

bachelorette party, my mom is
definitely not coming.

♪ ♪

>> KRIS: In my day, we had
wedding showers.

It was really civilized.
Now it's just wrong.

Thanks, but no thanks.
I am outta here.

>> KHLOE: Those are tight little
panties you got on, huh?

>> MAN: They are.
>> KOURTNEY: I think we're

definitely all getting the
impression this man is not much

of a stripper, and he's more a
men's go-go dancer.

(screams)
(Kim and Khloe scream)

>> KIM: I'm all about having a
good time, but this guy, this

stripper, is just way too close
for comfort.

He just really grosses me out.
>> KHLOE: You can stay as long

as we can play this game
with you.

And if you don't want to do
ring toss, then you can't stay.

>> No, no, by all means, play.
Play, by all means.

>> KHLOE: How are you gonna
dance with this belly

in the way?
>> KOURTNEY: Being at Khloe's

wedding rehearsal is definitely
making this all seem so real.

The day before the wedding,
we're all getting really exited.

>> SHARON: Ladies and
gentlemen...

>> WOMAN: The faster we listen
to Sharon, the faster we can

have a little cocktail.
>> SHARON: So what's gonna

happen is you're gonna come
down the aisle, and then the

bridesmaids are coming up
these stairs.

The groomsmen are walking up
these stairs, okay?

On the right are the groomsmen.
On the left are the bridesmaids.

Got it?
>> WOMAN: Got it.

>> SHARON: And now...
>> KOURTNEY: I'm gonna give you

a high five on that.
>> SHARON: We bring Khloe.

Faster, faster.
>> KIM: Khloe has asked Rob

to walk her down the aisle
at her wedding, and...

I just... I don't know.
I don't really think that it's

the best thing.
You know, Bruce raised Khloe,

so he's definitely more of
a father figure.

>> MAN: So who will have
the rings?

>> KHLOE: Okay, Kourtney 'cause
Kim will probably steal mine,

so I'll hold this.
>> KOURTNEY: Can I keep the ring

down my boob?
>> MAN: Whatever you want.

>> KOURTNEY: What if I had it
in my vagine and I had to

get it out?
>> KHLOE: Ew! Pregnant vagina?

>> KHLOE: Oh, it's so pretty.
Flowers.

>> LAMAR: My favorite, favorite,
favorite.

>> KRIS: Oh, it's so pretty.
Look how nice they did it.

Wow. It's wedding rehearsal
dinner at The Lobster, which is

Lamar's favorite restaurant
in Los Angeles.

>> MJ: Hi.
>> LAMAR: Hi.

>> KRIS: It really feels
wonderful to have the whole

family together again tonight.
And it means so much to Khloe

to have all of us supporting
her, loving her, and we're so

happy for her.
>> KHLOE: Excuse me, excuse me.

Thank you, everyone, for coming.
I know this has been thrown

together in ten days.
(chuckles)

Um, so, and my mother helped
a thousand percent.

This could not have
been done without my mom.

Mom, Lamar and I wanted to give
you a present just to say

"Thank you."
(all cheer)

For all your support, for
supporting us, being happy

for us.
I know you haven't

been sleeping.
I know all of that, and we

appreciate it because we know
this is right and what we want

to do, and we love that you
have been encouraging the

entire way.
(all cheering)

>> KRIS: Thank you so much.

>> KHLOE: I really want to
thank my mom for putting this

entire wedding together
in nine days.

I mean, just this dress
rehearsal dinner alone,

it's amazing.
>> GIRL: What a big party!

>> KRIS: It's a birthday party.
This is in honor of Kathy,

everybody-- Lamar's mom.
This is the anniversary of

her birthday, and we felt that
it was really important...

>> LAMAR: That's a big-time
cake.

>> KRIS: ...as Lamar's new
family and support team that we

are also embracing Kathy.
And tonight, we just want

to wish her a happy birthday.
The most important person in

Lamar's life is his mom Kathy,
and Kathy passed away when he

was about 12 years old.
And I thought that would be

a nice way for Lamar to know
that we are so sensitive

to the people that are so
important to him, and that he's

lost, just like Khloe lost
her dad.

>> LAMAR: That's the one thing
that people don't know.

So that was the, like,
the draw.

>> BRUCE: Can I have everybody's
attention here for one second?

One second?
>> KHLOE: First, I never

expected Bruce to even
say something.

I just feel like Bruce is kinda
like the more silent guy who's

just, like, "Whatever."
He just kinda rolls with

the punches.
>> BRUCE: Um...

And sometimes, like, Khloe, and
people that are young don't

realize truly what this
commitment is.

I know maybe I shouldn't say
anything, but sometimes you

just have to.
And there's something I gotta

to get off my chest right now.

>> SCOTT: Do you miss Rob?
>> ADRIENNE: (laughing)

>> SCOTT: 'Cause we all miss
you, Adrienne.

>> ROB: I haven't spoken to her
>> BRUCE: Can I have everybody's

attention here for one second?
>> KHLOE: Oh, my God.

>> MAN: We got a winner like
Bruce Jenner.

>> BRUCE: One second.
Khloe, you came into my life

when you were five, just turning
six years old.

Um, and I have to admit, maybe
because you were the younger one

and everything, but I think
throughout the years, we have

had a very special relationship.
(voice breaking): The one person

that's missing here tonight-- I
know who's looking down on you

and smiling-- that's your dad.

>> KHLOE: Don't cry.

>> BRUCE: Um, about two weeks
before your dad passed away,

I talked to him.
And I told him, I said, "Hey,

look, if I was in your
position," I said, "what would

really bother me, is not about
me, it would be about my

children."
And I told him I would always be

there for you kids.
And I hope I have.

Which brings me to Lamar.
We've known each other a few

days now.
(laughter)

And, uh, of course you can
understand any father's concern

when his daughter comes up to
him and says, "I've known this

guy a month and we're getting
married in a week."

But I just want to say that,
just in the few days, in the

time that I've had a chance to
spend with you, I think Khloe's

made a wonderful decision.
So I said to her father that I'd

always take care of her.
Now she's your responsibility.

And good luck, big guy.
(applause)

>> KHLOE: I have never seen
Bruce cry in my life.

I don't think anyone has.
To see Bruce cry and see Bruce

get that emotional and that
choked up about everything, it

just... it meant so much to me.
And okay, like, Bruce would

never do that if he didn't like
Lamar.

Bruce would never put himself
out there if he didn't agree

with the situation.
He might not have agreed with it

at first, but Bruce definitely
came around.

>> KRIS: Give me a kiss.
You're a good daddy.

>> BRUCE: All right.
>> KOURTNEY: Bye.

>> KIM: See you tomorrow.
>> KHLOE: Can I talk to you a

second?
>> BRUCE: Yeah.

>> KHLOE: Um, I think you've
done such a good job at not

trying to force being the dad
role on us... that you've done

such a good job at letting it
gradually just happen.

And I don't think we've really
given you credit for that.

You're someone in my life that
I've known since I've been five,

and that has been, even if it's
said or not, been an incredibly

strong male figure in my life,
which we don't have many of.

And uh, we don't, I think, treat
you with enough respect, as one

of our father figures.
You're just such a strong man in

that way, which you deserve a
lot of credit for, that I don't

think you get.
But, um, what I wanted to know

is if... I thought it over, and
if you would be willing to walk

me down the aisle tomorrow.
>> BRUCE: I would be nothing but

honored...
>> KHLOE: Thank you, Bruce.

>> BRUCE: ...to walk my little
Khloe the aisle.

>> KHLOE: Yay.
Thank you.

>> BRUCE: Yay.

>> MALIKA: Are you going to cry?
>> KHLOE: I think I'll probably

cry.
But when everyone is...

>> KIM: I would not cry at my
wedding 'cause I would ruin my

makeup.
Like, you can't go through all

of that and then ruin all your
makeup.

It's the night before the
wedding and we're all in our big

suite just having our last real
single girls' night.

>> KHLOE: Is it weird that I'm,
like, not nervous?

>> MALIKA: I think it's normal.
Everyone's reaction's different.

>> KHLOE: I'm completely fine
today.

I don't feel nervous.
I'm more excited.

I'm more like, okay, I got to
get there.

I want to see the inside where
the reception is.

I want to see all the flowers
and just see him standing at the

end of the aisle.
I'm just excited.

For the last time it's going to
be Khloe Kardashian you guys are

sleeping with.
>> KOURTNEY: I love you, Khloe

Kardashian.
>> KIM: Good night, Khloe

Kardashian.
>> KHLOE: Don't ruin my

spray tan.
I'm just excited.

I just want to be married.
>> KOURTNEY: You're getting

married!
>> KIM: Kourt, you look huge in

a robe.
>> KOURTNEY: Good.

>> KIM: Huge-- you look like
Santa Claus.

>> KOURTNEY: Ho-ho-ho.
I just thought I could do a

performance on Christmas Eve.
>> KHLOE: Do you not think it's

so weird how like, you're
knocked up and I'm about to be

married?
Miami cursed us.

Single sisters in Miami.
Now it's...

>> KOURTNEY: That was like our
goal in life.

>> KHLOE: But was... we like,
fulfilled our goal and now

they're like, oh okay, now
someone has to get pregnant and

someone has to go get married.
>> KIM: I thought that both

would be me.
>> KOURTNEY: And we thought

going there, we were like, we
can't bring that...

>> KHLOE: Bore.
>> KOURTNEY: ...that boring

bitch who has a boyfriend.
>> KIM: Just a few months ago,

Kourtney and Khloe went off to
Miami to go live this single,

crazy partying life.
And I was, you know, Betty

Crocker at home in my
few-year-long relationship.

And you know, they're back.
Kourtney's pregnant; Khloe's

getting married; and I'm so
happy for Kourtney and Khloe.

>> KOURTNEY: You're getting
married tomorrow!

My baby is about to plop out.

>> KHLOE: Can we get this show
on the road?

>> KOURTNEY: Like today is going
to be the first day of the rest

of your life.
>> KHLOE: The beginning to my

everything.
>> KIM: You're getting married!

(cheering)

>> KRIS: Okay, everybody,
listen up.

We have 35 minutes.

>> KHLOE: Miss Thing.
>> KYLIE: Does Mom use this

stuff?
>> KHLOE: I never use it.

(doorbell ringing)
>> KIM: Hello.

Yes, our dresses.
>> MAN: How are you?

>> KIM: I think I'll just
take them.

The morning of the wedding Khloe
does get overwhelmed when

there's a lot of people around
and so much going on that I

just wanted to let her know that
this is your day and nothing

else matters but you.
How does it feel to be, like,

queen of the day?
>> KHLOE: I feel like this would

be, like, your dream.
I really don't care.

Do you, like, wish you were
queen of the day?

>> KIM: You know I don't, honey.
>> KHLOE: I'm just excited.

Like, I'm just like, can we get
this show on the road?

>> KIM: Today is going to be the
first day of the rest of

your life.
>> KHLOE: The beginning to my

everything.
Word?

>> KIM: Word.
>> KRIS: To Khloe.

>> KIM: To Khloe.
(cheering)

>> KOURTNEY: I am in such
a daze.

My heart is racing so fast.
I'm so nervous.

Seeing it all come to life is so
amazing.

The ten-piece orchestra and the
flowers, everything.

>> KRIS: Wow, it's happening
in moments.

We're all going to walk down the
aisle.

And I haven't had a lot of time
to digest the whole significance

of this moment.

>> KIM: It's just so surreal.
A family friend lent Khloe their

house and it looks so gorgeous.

>> SHARON: Yeah, you can move it
in more if you want.

All the way to the wall.
No, that way.

You have a car in the front of
the house?

You got to move 'em.
They got to be gone.

Thank you, guys.
(classical music playing)

>> SCOTT: So I noticed more and
more guests getting to the

wedding, and then I noticed
Adrienne.

I figured I'd go over and try
to put in a good word for Rob,

'cause, let's be honest, he
needs it.

They got a little pork chop over
there?

>> ADRIENNE: Yes.
>> SCOTT: We already know what

time it is.
Adrienne.

>> ADRIENNE: Yes.
>> SCOTT: I know you're here for

Rob and not just Khloe.
>> ADRIENNE: I'm here for the

family.
>> SCOTT: And the family better

known as Rob.
Do you miss Rob?

>> ADRIENNE: (laughing)
>> SCOTT: 'Cause we all miss

you, Adrienne.
All aside, I'm happy you're

here, even if it's for Khloe.
>> ADRIENNE: So when are you

getting married?
>> SCOTT: Rob and you have to

tie the knot first.
That was always the deal.

I can't believe you flew in
for this.

>> ADRIENNE: Yes.
>> SCOTT: Just for Rob.

>> ADRIENNE: It's a big
occasion.

You're a (bleep).
Get me a drink.

>> SCOTT: I'm not a bartender,
Adrienne.

>> KHLOE: Veils are so ugly.
>> MALIKA: Khloe, no, it's not.

>> KHLOE: Mom!
Look, I look like I'm going to

go bee hunting.
>> KIM: Bee hunting?

What are you talking about?
>> KRIS: If you hate the veil,

don't wear the veil.
>> KYLIE: No, Khloe, that looks

so pretty.
>> BRUCE: How you guys doing?

>> GUEST: Good. How you doing?
>> KHLOE: (high-pitched humming)

There's a little anxiety.
>> KIM: Don't worry.

Don't worry. Calm down.
>> KHLOE: I need a mirror.

>> KIM: Calm down.
You look gorgeous.

>> KHLOE: Right foot first.
>> KIM: Your dress is stunning.

>> MAN: Let's do it.
>> KIM: Let's do it.

You're getting married!
(cheering)

>> KHLOE: I'm standing in the
guest house and I see my sisters

and everyone walking out
one by one.

I'm like, losing each one.
I'm like, okay, we're getting a

little bit closer and little bit
closer.

I'm just getting more and more
anxious.

I'm about to walk down the aisle
and my heart is racing.

The last three weeks have gone
by so fast.

I mean, now I'm getting married.
I just can't believe I'm

actually doing this.

(wedding music begins)

>> KOURTNEY: I've never seen
Khloe happier.

And I think when it is true
(wedding music begins)

>> OFFICIANT: Please rise.

(congregation aahing)

>> OFFICIANT: It's a joy to
welcome each of you to this

sacred and joyful occasion as we
celebrate the union of Khloe

and Lamar, and it's now my
privilege to ask, "Who gives

this woman to be married to this
man?"

>> BRUCE: My wife Kris and I.
We do.

>> KRIS: Bruce must be so proud
and excited.

He has looked forward to this
moment for many, many years.

Oh! Delicious.
>> OFFICIANT: I've had the

privilege of getting to know
both of you a bit and I know the

hope that you have for a
joy-filled journey through life

as husband and wife.
>> ROB: For me to see my

sister so happy and, like,
finally she found someone.

I definitely, definitely think
that this will last.

>> OFFICIANT: So if you're
ready, Lamar, if you'll take

your ring for Khloe.
Place it on her finger and as

you do, please repeat after me.
"I, Lamar..."

>> LAMAR: I, Lamar...
>> OFFICIANT: "Give you this

ring."
>> LAMAR: Give you this ring.

>> OFFICIANT: "As a promise and
symbol."

>> LAMAR: As a promise and
symbol...

>> OFFICIANT: "Of my heart and
faithfulness..."

>> LAMAR: Of my heart and
faithfulness.

>> OFFICIANT: "My love and
commitment to you."

>> LAMAR: My love and commitment
to you.

>> OFFICIANT: "When I'm angry,
I will seek to be kind."

>> LAMAR: When I'm angry, I will
seek to be kind.

>> OFFICIANT: "When we speak,
I will be truthful."

>> LAMAR: When we speak, I will
be truthful.

>> OFFICIANT: "And each day of
my life..."

>> LAMAR: And each day of my
life...

>> OFFICIANT: "I will be
faithful to you."

>> LAMAR: I will be faithful to
you.

>> OFFICIANT: Khloe, if you'll
place your ring for Lamar on his

finger, and as you do, repeat
after me.

"I, Khloe..."
>> KHLOE: I, Khloe...

>> OFFICIANT: "Give you this
ring."

>> KHLOE: Give you this ring.
>> OFFICIANT: "As a promise and

symbol."
>> KHLOE: As a promise and

symbol.
>> OFFICIANT: "Of my heart and

my faithfulness."
>> KHLOE: Of my heart and my

faithfulness.
>> OFFICIANT: "My love and

commitment to you."
>> KHLOE: My love and commitment

to you.
>> OFFICIANT: "When I'm angry,

I'll seek to be kind."
>> KHLOE: When angry, I will

seek to be kind.
>> OFFICIANT: "When we speak,

I will be truthful."
>> KHLOE: When I speak, I will

be truthful.
>> OFFICIANT: "And each day of

my life..."
>> KHLOE: And each day of my

life...
>> OFFICIANT: "I will be

faithful to you."
>> KHLOE: I will be faithful to

you.
>> OFFICIANT: Because of your

desire to build a marriage for
the ages, because of the rings

you have given, from this day
forward, you are husband and

wife.
(cheering and applause)

>> KIM: Whoo!
>> BRUCE: Khloe is married!

>> KOURTNEY: I've never seen
Khloe happier and I think that

when it is true love, you just
know.

(recessional plays)

♪ ♪

>> ROB: I see Adrienne across
the room and I haven't spoken to

her in about six months and it's
just killing me and I need to

talk to her right now.

>> ROB: It is kind of
awkward.

I'm just trying to make this
situation as as comfortable

as possible.

>> EMCEE: Please welcome to the

>> ROB: Let me go say hi to
my ex-girlfriend.

>> MAN: Good to see you, man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I see.

>> ROB: That's her right
here.

♪ ♪

>> ROB: Beautiful Adrienne.
>> ADRIENNE: Hi, baby.

How are you?
>> ROB: How you doing?

Adrienne looks beautiful and I'm
actually a little intimidated by

her.

>> ROB: At first it is kind
of awkward and I'm just trying

to make this situation as
comfortable as possible.

>> EMCEE: Attention, party
people in the place!

Would you please welcome to the
floor your groom and your bride,

Mr. Lamar Odom and Miss Khloe
Kardashian!

All right, given the ring,
right?

Let's call her Khloe Odom!
Let's go!

Give them a round of applause,
y'all!

♪ ♪

>> KRIS: This room tonight is
full of people that love and

adore Khloe and Lamar.
I love you so much and I'm so

happy for you guys and you
deserve it.

Daddy would be very proud of
you.

♪ ♪
>> EMCEE: Give them a round of

applause, y'all.
(cheering and applause)

♪ ♪
>> ADRIENNE: Oh!

>> ROB: You know, I'm trying
to be as cool as possible with

Adrienne, friendly and funny
and, you know, remind her of the

Robert that she used to love.
>> EMCEE: All the single ladies.

>> ADRIENNE: Whoo!
♪ ♪

>> ROB: And never did I ever
think that I would be the guy

stuck with the purse.

I know that I have to prove to
Adrienne that I truly deserve a

second chance and it's just
going to take time.

It's not going to happen
overnight.

Okay.
>> EMCEE: Round of applause to

Jamie, y'all, our groom's best
man.

>> JAMIE: We welcome Khloe to
our family and, uh, all of you

here for Khloe and Lamar
tonight.

12 years ago, Lamar's
grandmother asked me to promise

her that I'll always, no matter
what, watch over Lamar, take

care of him and always be there
for him.

Lamar's mom passed away a few
years earlier and he had no

brothers or sisters.
So, tonight, Khloe, I ask you to

honor that very same promise to
his grandmother, that you will

always support Lamar and stand
by him because you have realized

very quickly what the rest of us
already know: It's very easy

to love Lamar.
God bless both of you on your

special night.
(cheering and applause)

>> EMCEE: Thank you, Jamie.
>> KHLOE: I see a different side

of Lamar than I think a lot of
people see.

So when he starts crying after
his best man's speech, it

doesn't really surprise me.
It just really makes me respect

him and I just really respect
the man he is and I value his

heart and his mind and it's
just... I mean, he's a beautiful

person.
>> EMCEE: Now I'd like to

welcome Khloe's sisters and
maids of honor, the beautiful

Kim and Kourtney Kardashian.
Give them a round of applause.

>> KIM: We didn't really
write anything.

>> KOURTNEY: We didn't write
anything, but, um, in the short

time that we've known Lamar, we
can already tell that he fits

into our family.
>> KIM: 'Cause when you date one

of us, you kind of date the
whole family, so...

>> KOURTNEY: And Lamar's excited
to be dating all three of us.

(cheering)
>> KIM: The reception is the

best part of this wedding.
I mean, this is where, you know,

we're really feeling the love
that's you know, in this room

and it's all of our closest
friends and family members.

And something that my dad does
every single night at the dinner

table, we'd say what the peak of
our day was and what the pit of

our day was, so the pit of our
day...

I...
You can take over.

You look prettiest.
>> KOURTNEY: The pit is that our

dad isn't here, but the peak is
seeing how happy Khloe is and

Lamar and how happy Lamar
makes Khloe.

>> KIM: We love you guys.
>> KOURTNEY: We love you guys.

♪ ♪

>> KOURTNEY: Khloe and Lamar, I
wish you a life of health and

happiness.
Get ready for Kim and I to come

sleep over at least once a week.

>> KIM: This is, by far, the
best wedding I've ever been to.

We will always be here for you
guys, no matter what, and I love

you very much and I cannot wait
for this journey for you guys.

>> KRIS: I would like you all
to join us in a very traditional

Armenian dance.
I'm just really happy for you

and proud of you, Khloe.
You're an amazing woman.

♪ ♪

Keeping
Up with the Kardashians:

(shutters clicking)
(dog barking)

Leave her alone!
Oh, my God!

>> KHLOE: So, do you like this
house?

>> LAMAR: What's the price?
>> REALTOR: $5.9 million.

>> KHLOE: I think this is the
house.

In the meantime, we can live in
the car.

If you want your dress back, you
will listen to the following

instructions.
(Bruce laughing)

>> KRIS: I need my (bleep)
dress!

>> BRUCE: I want my damn ATM
card!

>> SCOTT: Lately, she's just
been so up and down.

You know, we used to have sex
every single day and now, it's

like...
>> KOURTNEY: No. Leave.

>> SCOTT: I mean, I can't catch
a break.

into
it yet.

(screaming)
>> KYLIE: Go to your room!

>> ROB: I am freaking out
right now.

It hurts.
>> DOCTOR: You do not want this

to be the last erection you ever
have.

>> KHLOE: Scrawny little bitch!
>> KIM: You guys make me feel

like I'm the ones that have to
(bleep) get married and have a

baby.
I'm fine!

It's just lie after lie.
I have a stalker.

>> KRIS: You should not go home,
Kim.

This is your life.
What the (bleep) are you doing?

>> BRUCE: This is about as dumb
as you've gotten.

>> SCOTT: I'll either call the
police or you don't spend time

with her.
>> KHLOE: Oh, come on.

He's brainwashing you.