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>> KRIS: A lot of people
remember my ex-husband, Robert
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Kardashian, as the attorney in
the O.J. Simpson trial.
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Well, it's coming up on the
anniversary of his death-- it's
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been four years, and every year
we get together with the kids
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and the family and we go to his
favorite Armenian restaurant The
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Carousel.
Hey, guys.
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>> KIM: Hi guys.
We haven't really gone as a
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family in awhile, so to honor my
dad, this is the best place and
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the best thing that we can do.
>> KRIS: Rob, what's your
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favorite memory of Daddy?
>> ROBERT: Probably, he would
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come in my room every night and
say my prayers with me.
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>> KIM: I think each one of us
had, like, a really different
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relationship with him.
>> KOURTNEY: Mine is...
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watching old movies.
I would be like, watching the
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movie and get like really into
it, and he would always like...
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he would never record the
ending.
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>> KIM: His recording skills
were not so good.
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Every morning when he
would come in, I would be either
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drinking hot tea-- 'cause
he's always drink tea-- and
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I'd put sugar in it.
He'd always come in and be like,
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"Would you like some hot
chocolate with your sugar?"
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Or, "Would you like some tea
with your honey?"
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>> KHLOE: A couple weeks before
he died, he was diagnosed with
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esophageal cancer.
My sisters and my brother have
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dealt with it.
I get very angry or just very
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quiet, very distant towards my
family.
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>> ROBERT KARDASHIAN: Okay,
here's Khloe.
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Ooh, good one.
(voice echoing): I love, you, I
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love you, I love you...
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(laughing)
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>> KHLOE: I try to never talk
about my dad or him passing
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away.
I can talk about him and happy
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moments, but not him being sick.
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>> KRIS: All of us have a hard
time every year at this time,
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but I think Khloe especially
takes it really really hard.
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I don't think she's really dealt
with all the anger and the grief
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that she has inside.
>> KOURTNEY: Okay, so someone
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will pick it up tomorrow.
Do you have all my credit card
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info?
>> KHLOE: Jesus...
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>> KOURTNEY: Um, yeah, okay...
>> KHLOE: Hey, can someone
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(bleep) help me?
>> KOURTNEY: Okay, good, so you
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have it it?
>> KHLOE: I'm really tired of
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doing all this...
>> KOURTNEY: I'm buying
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something on the phone.
>> KHLOE: What are you doing?
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>> KIM: I'm just going through
all the stuff that people send.
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>> KHLOE: You're just going
through stuff people send to
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you?
Is it for the store or for you?
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>> KIM: No, they sent it to me.
>> KHLOE: So shouldn't you be
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doing that at your house?
I like, I cannot clean up after
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you.
>> KIM: I don't want to give
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people my home address.
>> KHLOE: So take it home.
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Like, I cannot clean up after
you.
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>> KIM: Relax. I'm going to go
through this and I'm giving you
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guys some stuff, too.
>> KHLOE: I don't give a
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(bleep).
I cannot handle it.
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I'm stressed out.
I'm breaking out because I
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cannot work this much all the
time.
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It...
Get the (bleep) out of here.
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Go to (bleep) Smooch.
>> KIM: What are you doing?
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>> KHLOE: Get the (bleep) out of
here.
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>> KIM: Oh, my God, psycho.
>> KHLOE: Get the (bleep) out.
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>> KIM: What a freak.
>> KHLOE: I have to clean up
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here-- I don't want to be here
all (bleep) day.
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>> KIM: Oh... Khloe.
Oh, my God.
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>> KOURTNEY: Are you okay?
Do you need to go to anger
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management...
>> KHLOE: No, I'm not okay.
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I need a (bleep) Xanax, I need
something.
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This is (bleep).
No one (bleep) helps me.
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I'm not (bleep) okay.
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>> KIM: Khloe better get her act
together or something really bad
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is going to happen to her.
>> KHLOE: I'm leaving.
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>> KIM: Good.
>> KHLOE: I would love to see
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you guys clean up and do this on
your own.
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Bye, bitches.
Have a great time.
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>> KOURTNEY: Khloe needs to be
put away for a few months.
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>> All right, we're ready.
>> KRIS: No, no, no, you're
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right here.
>> KHLOE: The wind, you guys--
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is this necessary?
>> KRIS: Go change.
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Awful.
>> KOURTNEY: No, that is not
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cute.
>> ROBERT: I need someone to
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make me laugh.
>> KRIS: Where's Kim?
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Kim is always late.
>> KIM: I'm here.
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>> KOURTNEY: Get out of our way.
>> KIM: Stop, jealous.
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>> BRUCE: Stop!
>> KRIS: That's enough.
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>> All right, you guys.
>> That's it, we're done.
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>> Money.
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>> KHLOE: I'm really tired of
arguing with Kourtney and Kim.
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So we're going to go party and
release some steam.
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And I'm going to turn into an
alcoholic tonight.
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>> KOURTNEY: Khloe is so
bipolar.
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She's screaming at me one
second, making a joke the next.
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>> KHLOE: It is so nice not to
be arguing with my sisters.
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It's great just to be out and
having fun.
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But I'm so tired, I just want to
go home.
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I'm halfway home, and all of a
sudden I'm really buzzed.
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(siren wailing)
I see a cop car behind me.
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The lights go on, and all I am
thinking is "(bleep) a duck."
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>> You have anything to drink
tonight?
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>> KHLOE: Yes.
>> How much?
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>> KHLOE: About four drinks.
>> Four drinks?
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Do me a favor, step out of the
car.
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Okay, I'm going to do a series
of tests with you, okay?
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It's called a field sobriety
test.
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>> KHLOE: Okay.
>> All right, put your right
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foot out in front of you.
Put your hands at your side.
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>> Okay, let's skip that one,
okay?
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>> KHLOE: I cannot stand on both
of my feet, let alone one.
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I'm doing horrible, and I know
I'm going to go to jail.
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I could just feel it.
>> Okay, the last part of the
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test-- I want you to turn
around, put your hands behind
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your head.
Interlace your fingers.
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>> KHLOE: This isn't a test.
>> This is the last step of the
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test, okay?
>> KHLOE: Oh, (bleep) a duck.
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I am so (bleep) right now.
I totally know I should not have
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been driving.
So irresponsible.
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My mom's going to kill me.
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(phone ringing)
>> KOURTNEY: Hello.
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>> KHLOE: Kourt.
>> KOURTNEY: Yeah.
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>> KHLOE: Hi, it's Khloe.
Don't hang up.
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I'm calling you from jail.
>> KOURTNEY: What do you mean?
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>> KHLOE: I'm in jail.
I have a DUI.
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I have to stay in here for seven
hours at maximum.
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>> KOURTNEY: Are you okay?
>> KHLOE: Yeah, I'm okay.
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I'm just... I mean, I look like
a whore.
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I'm in like a mini dress, so...
it's kind of embarrassing.
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>> KOURTNEY: Oh, I feel so bad.
>> KHLOE: Please come get me.
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I cannot call you again, okay?
>> KOURTNEY: All right.
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>> KHLOE: I'm sorry to put you
through this.
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Don't tell Mom.
Don't tell Kim.
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Just don't tell anybody.
>> KOURTNEY: Okay.
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>> KHLOE: Okay.
>> KOURTNEY: I love you.
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>> KIM: Hello.
>> KOURTNEY: Kim, wake up.
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Khloe's in jail.
She got a DUI.
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She told me not even to tell
you, so just don't do anything.
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Don't tell Mom, and do not tell
Bruce.
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Just go to sleep.
I'm just telling you.
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Just go to sleep.
There's nothing we can do.
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She's getting out at noon.
One of us just has to be there
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to pick her up from the jail.
>> KIM: So, at this hour,
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there's nothing, really, that
Kourtney and I can do.
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I just have to go to sleep and
wait till Khloe's out.
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>> KRIS: Morning.
Hi, kiddo.orning.
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What are you doing?
>> KIM: Just checking, you know?
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>> KRIS: Yeah? Where's Khloe?
>> KIM: I don't know.
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>> KRIS: You don't know where
Khloe is?
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>> KIM: No.
>> KRIS: Wasn't she supposed to
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open this morning?
>> KIM: Yeah, but I'm taking
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over-- she needed a break.
>> KRIS: Oh.
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I think it's so weird, for some
reason, that Khloe isn't here.
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I'm really... She never not
comes in and opens the store.
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She hasn't called you?
I'm having lunch with Kim, and I
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see that she's really, really
nervous.
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And I keep seeing her getting
her pages and her phone calls
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know
something's wrong.
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Well, it's kind of weird
because, usually, she calls me
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three or four times and asks me
if I want a coffee every damn
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morning before I even get to
work.
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And I haven't heard from her,
which is odd.
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What's wrong?
>> KIM: It's not funny, but
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Khloe's in jail.
>> KRIS: What?!
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What do you mean, Khloe's in
jail?
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>> KIM: No, no, Mom. Relax.
Khloe got pulled over last night
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for a DUI.
>> KRIS: A DUI?
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I've been asking you all morning
where the hell is Khloe, and you
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tell me now, three hours later?
at jail with her
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right now if you know she's in
jail?
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What's wrong with you?
>> KIM: Kourtney told me that
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she took care of it, and I just
called her, and she...
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>> KRIS: Kourtney took care of
it, yet my daughter is in jail!
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I am shocked, freaked out,
disappointed, and all I could
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think about is getting to
wherever Khloe is.
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I can't believe you guys.
If something had happened to one
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of you, and I wasn't there
immediately, you guys...
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Hi. Robert Shapiro, please.
Kris Jenner.
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Kit, tell him to call me.
It's urgent.
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Here is their sister in jail,
and they know it, and why are
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they sitting here when they
should be at the jailhouse
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trying to get her out and
released?
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Okay, I should have been the
next call.
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Then we get Robert on it, and
it's done, okay?
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You don't leave somebody in
jail.
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And I should have been your
first call at 5:30 this morning.
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I blame you, Kim!
>> KIM: You're blaming me?
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Why don't you blame your
alcoholic daughters?
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Don't blame me.
I'm the only one that doesn't
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drink.
>> KRIS: This is so not you,
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Khloe.
I never thought I'd be picking
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you up from the (bleep) jail.
How are we going to tell Bruce?
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>> KHLOE: I'm not telling Bruce
a thing!
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>> KRIS: I feel really, really
sad that Khloe has been in
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this jail cell all night long,
but I am shocked, disappointed,
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angry all at the same time.
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>> KHLOE: I'm so ready to go
home, and who shows up to pick
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me up?
My mom.
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Kill me now.
>> KRIS: You okay?
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Oh, baby.
You okay?
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>> KHLOE: Yeah.
>> KRIS: Yeah? Come on.
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The good news is you're okay.
The bad news is I'm pissed.
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>> KHLOE: Oh! I can't deal with
this.
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I'm so (bleep) tired.
I've been in jail for 19 hours.
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I can't deal.
>> KRIS: I'm tired, too.
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Do you need some water?
Did they give you anything in
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there?
>> KHLOE: No.
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It's poisonous in there.
I'm not touching a thing.
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I really thought I was fine to
drive.
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Once I got in the car, I
realized I wasn't that cool.
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But Kourtney was more drunk than
I was, and everybody left me.
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>> KRIS: If you feel like you've
had a little too much to drink,
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Khloe, why didn't you call me?
>> KHLOE: Mom, I didn't
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realize... I didn't realize!
>> KRIS: All right, Khloe.
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Well, this is just freaking me
out!
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>> KHLOE: It's a (bleep)
accident!
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>> KRIS: How are we going to
tell Bruce?
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>> KHLOE: I'm not telling Bruce
a thing!
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>> KRIS: Oh, really?
>> KHLOE: Do not tell him
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either. Let's wait.
>> KRIS: You just got a DUI, and
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you don't think he's going to
find out?
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>> KHLOE: Oh, like Kim hasn't
done worse things than me, and
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you guys didn't tell him, so
let's not even go there, Kris.
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>> KRIS: To get in a car, and
potentially hurt the lives of
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somebody else, and changing
somebody else's whole life
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forever...
>> KHLOE: I get it.
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This is not the right time.
I have not eaten.
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I haven't even gone to the
bathroom.
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Leave me alone right now!
>> KRIS: I can't leave you
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alone, Khloe.
>> KHLOE: I've been in jail
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sitting there thinking about
it.
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My point is, I'm mad at Kourtney
for telling you guys, one.
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And two, Bruce is not knowing a
thing.
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I look like a nightmare.
>> KRIS: Khloe, don't get into
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that with me.
We're going to come back...
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>> KHLOE: Wait. What... Don't
get into what with me?
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>> KRIS: I'm going to come back,
and we're going to have a little
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talk, and you gotta start
thinking about what your dad
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would say about this right now.
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>> KHLOE: It's so heartless that
she's bringing this up right
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now.
She knows that it's going to
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(bleep) with my head.
My dad is not here.
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I don't understand why she needs
to bring him up.
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>> KOURTNEY: Hey, Khloe.
>> KHLOE: Kourt?
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If it wasn't for (bleep)
Kourtney, no one would even know
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about my DUI.
Where the (bleep) were you?!
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I've been in jail waiting for
you!
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You told Mom on me.
Mom's going to tell Bruce.
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Like, I can't deal with this
(bleep) right now, seriously.
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>> KOURTNEY: I did not tell Mom.
>> KHLOE: So who the (bleep)
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told Mom?
>> KOURTNEY: Kim told Mom, and I
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told Kim, and I told Kim, "Do
not tell Mom and do not tell
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Bruce."
>> KHLOE: It's just typical.
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I just don't get it.
>> KOURTNEY: Don't blame
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me for your own problems.
>> KHLOE: I don't care that
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you told Kim, but I specifically
to
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come and get me.
Me getting out of jail is the
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first (bleep) thing.
I don't want to see Mom yelling
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at me!
>> KOURTNEY: That is your own
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fault.
You're the one who's drinking
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and driving.
>> KHLOE: I was with you guys!
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And you guys left!
>> KOURTNEY: What do you want
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from me?
>> KHLOE: I can't deal at the
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moment.
>> KHLOE: I really, I can't
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breathe.
>> KIM: This is, like, really
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serious.
Like, this happened obviously
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for a reason.
>> KRIS: The only thing I can
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say out of all of this is that
you learn a lesson.
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And I think that's what you have
to say to Bruce.
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You know what, Khloe?
The way I feel is any time you
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have secrets that you have to
keep from somebody, it's
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stressful.
Then you have to think of lies
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to cover the lies to cover the
lies, and it just not worth it.
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>> KIM: You know, I'm sure he'll
be upset, but he's not gonna
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judge you.
>> KRIS: We encouraged Khloe to
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just go get Bruce and let's just
tell him.
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>> KHLOE: Mom and I need to talk
to you.
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>> BRUCE: Talk? Boy, here we go.
What is it now?
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>> KRIS: I think Khloe's really,
really nervous to even say the
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words out loud to Bruce
because she knows that this is
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really gonna disappoint him.
>> BRUCE: What?
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>> KHLOE: I got a DUI.
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I already have...
>> BRUCE: This is the first I've
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heard about it?
I mean, that's really stupid,
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you know?
Really stupid.
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>> KHLOE: I really wasn't that
drunk.
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It wasn't a high percentage.
>> BRUCE: So?
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>> KRIS: Bruce, this is really
hard for her.
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>> BRUCE: Remember, my brother
was killed in a car accident.
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Killed, dead, gone.
18 years old, fooling around
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in a car.
Look at all the bull you go
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through 'cause you're out
drinking.
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If your dad was still around...
>> ROBERT: People drinking and
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driving kill themselves, so...
>> KIM: Forget about yourself.
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Kill yourself, that's fine.
It's selfish of you to go and
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harm other people.
>> BRUCE: Congratulations,
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Khloe.
You're the first one in the
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family to get a DWI.
Way to go, Khloe.
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>> KOURTNEY: Khloe was such a
psychopath.
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>> KIM: She's crazy.
I feel like she's gonna murder
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me.
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>> KOURTNEY: Khloe was such a
psychopath.
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She is, like, a loose cannon
ready to explode at any moment.
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>> KIM: I feel like she's
crazy. Like, she scares me.
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>> KOURTNEY: Well, you just
don't know what she's gonna do.
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Like, she'll just, like, has
this rage inside.
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>> KIM: Like, I'm afraid for
her.
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Like, the guys that she dates,
she probably beats them up.
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>> KOURTNEY: Chains them down to
the bed and, like, dances all
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over them... with an ax.
Then just chops their (bleep)
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off.
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>> KRIS: What's wrong?
>> KHLOE: I don't know.
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>> KRIS: What's going on?
>> KHLOE: We've just been
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fighting so much lately, and I
don't really understand what
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I've done, or I don't really
understand, like, just everyone
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is fighting.
I don't understand why and it's
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really pissing me off because
I'm always the one who has to
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say "I'm sorry."
We normally fight and have,
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like, some reason why we're
fighting.
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>> KRIS: Mm-hmm.
You know what I think, Khloe?
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I think that also it has
something to do with the time of
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year, and it seems like every
year rolls around and it's the
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anniversary of Daddy's death,
and I think everybody doesn't
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know how to deal with their
grief, so you guys all get--
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including myself-- really angry.
I think there's a lot of
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unspoken grief, and the only way
we know how to deal with it is
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sometimes turn that into anger.
And we lash out at the people we
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love the most because we're
the only ones who understand.
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>> KHLOE: If we're fighting, I
just think I should be the one
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to do what my dad would have
done and smooth things over.
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My dad in our family was the
rock, was the backbone of all of
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us.
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I would hope my family would
consider me a rock or a strong
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person in their life.
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>> KIM: Khloe really has, like,
anger-management issues.
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Like, she really, really, really
does.
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It's really crazy.
I feel like she's gonna murder
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me.
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Well?
>> KHLOE: We've all been
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fighting a lot lately, and I
just don't think that's cool.
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I understand that we're gonna
fight 'cause we do so much stuff
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together, but I got you guys a
little gift because I felt a
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little bad-- for you both.
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>> KIM: Oh... Oh, Khloe, I love
this.
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It looks just like the music
note that was on Dad's keychain.
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>> KHLOE: Mm-hmm.
>> KIM: My dad was so into music
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and, you know, was in the music
business, so his keychain,
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like everything of my dad's,
was always a music note.
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This is so cute.
>> KHLOE: It's like an apology
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present 'cause I know I was a
little out of line and crazy,
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but it's also like we wear them
every day.
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It's like a friendship thing;
a sisterly thing.
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>> KOURTNEY: Thanks, Khloe.
>> KHLOE: I admit that I don't
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know how to deal with my dad's
death as of now, but I will find
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a way to cope with it and
overcome it.
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Hug me, you fool.
>> KOURTNEY: I missed you!
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>> KHLOE: What are you looking
at?
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>> KIM: I'm trying to find,
like, a DVD or something.
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00:19:18,734 --> 00:19:20,734
Just, like, a cute home movie we
can watch.
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>> KHLOE: Ooh, I want to watch
home movies.
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>> KIM: Every moment of our
lives he would, you know
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videotape us as kids, and he was
narrating all of that.
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>> ROBERT KARDASHIAN: Let's see,
can you girls speak Armenian?
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>> KHLOE: We do not know any
Armenian.
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Oh, my God, I fell out of the
bathtub.
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>> KOURTNEY: We pushed you.
>> KHLOE: That was nice.
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>> BRUCE: You have no clothes
on!
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>> KOURTNEY: What's new?
>> BRUCE: Things haven't
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changed.
>> ROBERT KARDASHIAN: Okay,
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00:19:43,300 --> 00:19:46,734
here's Chloe, and this is your
first day of school.
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00:19:46,734 --> 00:19:50,834
Are you excited?
Let me see your lunchbox.
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>> BRUCE: Is that Kourt?
>> KHLOE: That's Kim.
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Look at her posing. Look at Kim.
>> KIM: He, like, zooms in on my
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00:19:56,467 --> 00:19:58,166
face.
>> KHLOE: Look at Mom.
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Let me have her bathrobe.
>> KOURTNEY: Look at her
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glasses.
>> KRIS: Oh, my gosh, I can't
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believe you're watching this.
Oh, you guys are so cute!
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>> KHLOE: I believe all of our
blessings that we have now are
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because we have a guardian angel
which is my dad by our sides.
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>> ROBERT KARDASHIAN: There's
Kourtney and Robert and Khloe.
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There we have all four of you.
How beautiful.
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♪ Incredibly passionate
Incredible you
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You always knew what to say. ♪
(speaks gibberish)
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>> ROBERT KARDASHIAN: Hey, who
are you?
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>> KHLOE: Bob!
>> KRIS: Oh, my God, that's
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crazy.
>> ROBERT KARDASHIAN: What's
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00:20:43,734 --> 00:20:45,734
your name?
>> ROBERT: Robert Kardashian.
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>> ROBERT KARDASHIAN: That is
right.
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Are you going to school today?
>> ROBERT: Yes!
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>> ROBERT KARDASHIAN: You are?
>> KHLOE: No, he's not.
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>> ROBERT KARDASHIAN: Oh, look,
my daughter!
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>> KIM: No fair! Stop!
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(laughter)
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>> KIM: Still to come this
Keeping Up With The
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Kardashians:
I just want to set the record
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straight.
>> RYAN: What's the story with
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Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian?
How about Fabolous?
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>> KHLOE: You are so pregnant,
dude.
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>> KIM: The party bus is here!
(all squealing)
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>> KRIS: You're trying to say
that you're getting married?
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>> KIM: There's a homeless man.
>> KHLOE: What do we do?
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We borrowed some of your
clothes.
400
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We gave him a bath.
>> BRUCE: Really?
401
00:22:01,166 --> 00:22:04,600
>> KHLOE: I'm a guardian angel.
>> KOURTNEY: Mom!
402
00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:06,734
>> KRIS: There's been a little
situation.
403
00:22:06,734 --> 00:22:09,133
>> KIM: I don't want to talk to
Kourtney!
404
00:22:09,133 --> 00:22:11,266
Guess what's come back to haunt
us.
405
00:22:11,266 --> 00:22:13,300
>> KOURTNEY: My sex pictures?
>> KRIS: Kourtney's in the
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office with the FBI.
>> KIM: Everyone's just gonna
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00:22:15,333 --> 00:22:17,233
think I'm such a whore!
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