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>> KOURTNEY: Were you there
the other day when Kylie, or who
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was it-- Kendal got bit by a
spider and she thought it was a
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black widow?
>> KHLOE: At the beach, yeah,
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they called me.
>> KOURTNEY: And they were like,
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"Are you sure it's not a black
widow?
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What if I die?
How am I going to know...?
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>> KHLOE: They sent her home.
I wish I could stay home.
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>> (phone ringing)
>> KIM: Ooh, Robin.
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Hi, Robin.
mamacita.
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>> ROBIN: What are you guys
doing?
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>> KIM: We might not be the
Pussycat Dolls, but we're the
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Dash Dolls.
>> ROBIN: Oh, that's funny that
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you say that.
You know, we talk so much about
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like you being a part of the
Pussycat Dolls, and we need to
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have you do it right now.
Like you're just, you know,
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you're the biggest star in the
world.
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>> KHLOE: Oh.
>> KIM: Oh, Robin.
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I'm really excited to start
rehearsing for the Pussycat
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Dolls.
>> KHLOE: And it's actually
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perfect for Kim 'cause she
could maybe like recover after
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Dancing with the Stars.
>> KIM: All right, I'm going to
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call you first thing in the
morning.
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>> ROBIN: All right.
Bye, girls.
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>> ALL: Bye.
>> KHLOE: It'll be good.
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I just... if you sing, I can't
attend this fiasco.
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>> KIM: ♪ Don't cha... ♪
>> KOURTNEY: ♪ Don't cha... ♪
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Captioning sponsored by
BUNIM-MURRAY PRODUCTIONS
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>> KRIS: You're right here.
>> KHLOE: The wind, you guys--
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is this necessary?
>> KRIS: Go change.
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Awful.
>> KOURTNEY: No, that is not
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cute.
>> Yeah, yeah, go on.
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>> ROBERT: I need someone to
make me laugh.
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>> KRIS: Where's Kim?
Kim is always late. Duh.
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>> KIM: I'm here.
>> KOURTNEY: Get out of our way.
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>> KIM: Stop, jealous.
>> KRIS: That's enough.
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That's enough.
>> KIM: Stop.
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>> All right, you guys.
>> That's it. We're done.
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>> Money.
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>> ROBIN: Hi, Kim.
How are you?
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>> KIM: Good.
>> MIKEY: Are you excited?
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>> KIM: I'm nervous.
I was telling Mikey.
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>> ROBIN: You are?
Don't be nervous.
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>> KIM: I know everyone's done
it before, so...
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>> ROBIN: Yeah, you're gonna--
you're gonna be amazing.
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>> KIM: I'm in good hands.
>> ROBIN: Don't worry.
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>> MIKEY: So we're gonna have
you warm up in the bathtub.
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>> ROBIN: Yeah.
>> KIM: With my heels on?
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No way.
>> MIKEY: Yeah, it's like a
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technique-- a bathtub warm-up
technique.
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>> KIM: Are you serious?
I have never taken any dance
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lessons, ballet, tap, nothing.
So I am extra nervous about
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this.
>> ROBIN: Okay, ready?
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And... Hey, everyone, good
evening.
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Thank you so much for being here
tonight.
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And you're going to go over...
swish, swish, swish, and up, and
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a little... mmm, a little taste.
>> ♪♪♪
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>> MIKEY: There you go.
>> ROBIN: Okay, keep posing.
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And open.
And over.
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Don't look down.
Hot, hot.
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Yep.
Okay.
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Okay, and right, left,
right, left, right...
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No, don't look at me.
You have to look... you have to
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look at yourself.
>> MIKEY: Look at the mirror.
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>> ROBIN: Yeah.
Okay?
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Don't... I know that you want to
watch me, but you can see me
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through the mirror.
Like if you're looking at me
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here, you're never going to see
yourself, you know what I mean?
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>> KIM: I'm rehearsing with
Robin, and the mirror's really
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far away.
It's hard for me to visualize,
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you know, the stuff that she
wants me to do because my
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eyesight just really isn't that
good.
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>> ROBIN: All this stuff, like
it's so important to see the
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shape of like what your body's
doing.
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So that's why I just need you to
see that, you know?
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>> KIM: Okay.
>> ROBIN: Okay, so, and pull up.
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Don't look at me.
Do not look at me.
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Look at yourself in the mirror.
Yeah.
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Why are you squinting, though?
You're like-- it's so weird, I
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never-- I never, ever noticed
that you're a squinter.
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>> KIM: I know, I can't really
see that good far away.
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>> ROBIN: But it's not far away.
It's right there.
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>> KIM: It's kind of far.
I know that my vision has been
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getting worse and worse.
But I never really did anything
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about it.
I've just kind of dealt with it.
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She just thinks I'm doing it all
wrong.
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I just know that I'm not myself
right now, and I just feel like
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if I went home and just like
regrouped, I would just get it
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together and feel so much
better.
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>> ROBIN: If you can, when
you're home, go and get in your
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bathtub and try to rehearse it
on your own, you know.
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'Cause I don't want you to come
back and then not know what
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you're doing, you know what I
mean?
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>> KRIS: Hey, Kim.
>> KIM: Hey.
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>> KRIS: What are you doing,
honey?
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>> KIM: Oh, I just came from
Robin's house.
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We had dance rehearsal today.
It's awful.
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Like I just want you to cancel
it.
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>> KRIS: I'm not canceling it,
Kim.
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>> KIM: It was so bad.
>> KRIS: You're being dramatic.
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>> KIM: I cannot see what she's
doing in the mirror.
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>> KRIS: You can't see anything?
Your eye vision is that bad?
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>> KIM: I'm obviously not blind,
but it's going to be in a
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nightclub.
It's dark.
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It's hard for me to see at night
when I drive, let alone stand on
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a huge platform.
>> KRIS: Kim, I have been
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telling you for 18 months that
it's probably a great idea to
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get LASIK surgery.
>> KIM: I don't want to get
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LASIK eye surgery.
It slices your eyeball open.
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>> KRIS: Kim, I had LASIK eye
surgery 12 years ago.
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It's not a big deal.
>> KIM: I haven't even worn
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contacts because they itch my
eyes.
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>> KRIS: Kim, you have to do it.
>> KIM: I don't want to do it,
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Mom, please.
>> KRIS: They've already
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advertised you dancing with the
Pussycat Dolls.
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You can't just back out.
That's unprofessional, and
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you'll never be thought of
in the same way again.
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>> KIM: So I'm going to have a
rehearsal and I'm going to look
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like I'm this like awful dancer.
>> KHLOE: I'm going to pretend
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like I'm your doctor.
This is your eye.
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And this is how he's going to
clamp down your eye.
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They're going to hold it.
>> KRIS: Seriously, Khloe...
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>> KHLOE: And they just take a
thin layer of the top of her
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pupil and they lift it up.
>> KIM: No, they don't.
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>> KRIS: Khloe, Khloe, I can't
let you play with like knives
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and tools.
You're dangerous.
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>> KIM: Mom, please just call
and cancel.
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Please help me get out of this.
>> KRIS: Kim...
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>> KIM: I do the Pussycat Dolls
or I go blind.
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>> KRIS: You're doing the
Pussycat Dolls, Kim.
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We have a contract.
>> KHLOE: Nope, nope, nope.
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>> KRIS: End of story.
Kim has always been really
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stubborn, even as a child.
So at the end of the day, I know
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Kim will come around because
what other choice does she have?
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>> KHLOE: Is that why your
clothes don't match 'cause you
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can't see?
>> KIM: Shut up.
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>> BRUCE: Girls, girls, girls,
sit down, be good.
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I'll be a few minutes.
Hello.
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>> WOMAN: Hello.
>> BRUCE: It's Bruce for Dr.
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Lam.
You know you've got to get your
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annual physical, and I've got to
do it again.
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Unfortunately, there's nobody to
watch Kendal and Kylie.
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They're going to have to go
along with me.
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Shouldn't take too long.
I'll be back out in a minute.
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>> WOMAN: Be right out.
>> BRUCE: Thank you very much.
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>> LAM: How are you, sir?
>> BRUCE: Well, my wife says I
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need a physical, I need a
checkup, I need to get whatever
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I need to get done.
Whatever that means.
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>> LAM: A couple things we
should talk about.
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Any major medical problems that
you have?
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>> BRUCE: I've had absolutely
none.
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>> LAM: Seem like a pretty
healthy guy.
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>> BRUCE: Strong heart.
>> LAM: I'm looking through your
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records here.
Seems like you haven't had a
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colonoscopy yet.
Is that correct?
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>> BRUCE: I've been avoiding it.
Probably at this point, I
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probably should.
>> LAM: You're over 50 years
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old now, correct?
>> BRUCE: I passed that one.
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>> LAM: The procedure itself
lasts about 20 minutes at most.
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>> BRUCE: I hear that the night
before is the tough part.
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>> LAM: Absolutely, yeah.
Probably about 100% of the
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patients say that the bowel prep
and the whole clean-out process
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is really the worst thing about
it, so.
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>> BRUCE: You know, I got to go
for a colonoscopy.
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I was supposed to go a couple
years ago.
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So I've been putting it off for
a while.
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Well, let's just get it done.
>> LAM: Great.
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>> WOMAN: All right, Mr. Jenner.
Thank you very much.
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>> BRUCE: Thank you much.
>> WOMAN: We'll see you next
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Friday for your colonoscopy.
>> BRUCE: You got it.
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>> WOMAN: Stay away from the
food the day before.
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>> BRUCE: Okay.
You got it.
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>> WOMAN: No cream in the
coffee.
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>> BRUCE: Okay.
We are out of here.
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>> KRIS: Hey, guys.
>> KYLIE: Hey, Mom.
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>> KRIS: What are you doing?
>> (Kylie sighs)
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>> KRIS: What's wrong?
>> KYLIE: Does Dad have
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colonoscopy?
>> KRIS: Colonoscopy?
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Why are you asking me this?
>> KYLIE: Because...
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>> KRIS: He doesn't have
colonoscopy.
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He's just really conservative.
>> KYLIE: Well, that's what the
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doctor said.
>> KRIS: The doctor didn't say
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Daddy had a colonoscopy, honey.
Daddy is very private.
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>> KENDAL: Is it--
>> KRIS: And he's very shy.
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>> KENDAL: Is he sick?
>> KRIS: No, he's not sick like
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that, okay?
Everything's gonna be okay.
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I'm gonna go have a chat with
Daddy.
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Honey.
>> BRUCE: Yeah?
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>> KRIS: What are you doing?
>> BRUCE: Practicing with my
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little computerized simulator
for my helicopter.
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>> KRIS: You know what, can I
talk to you about something?
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>> BRUCE: What's that?
>> KRIS: Kendal and Kylie--
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well, can you just not play with
your helicopter?
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'Cause this is important, and I
need you to hear what I'm gonna
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say.
>> BRUCE: Sweetheart, uh, you're
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gonna make me crash it.
>> KRIS: Sorry.
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>> BRUCE: It crashed.
>> KRIS: I know.
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Honey, listen.
>> BRUCE: What?
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>> KRIS: Kendal and Kylie think
that you have colonoscopy, this
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new crazy disease.
And you need to tell them
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exactly what's going on with--
>> BRUCE: I don't want to talk
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about it.
It's kind of embarrassing.
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>> KRIS: No, it's not.
Why are you so weird this way?
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>> BRUCE: I'm not weird.
>> KRIS: Yeah, you're weird.
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It's weird.
You need to sit down with your
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girls and tell them exactly what
you're going to do.
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>> BRUCE: All right, I'll tell
them.
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>> KRIS: Okay, well, right this
way.
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>> BRUCE: When the time is
right, I'll tell them.
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>> KRIS: When the time is right?
>> BRUCE: Yeah, you heard me.
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>> (Kris groans)
>> BRUCE: The actual colonoscopy
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procedure is kind of, kind of
gross.
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You know, I don't want to really
talk to the girls about it.
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I'm kind of just putting this
thing off.
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>> KRIS: Hey, Kim.
>> KIM: Hey, Mom.
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>> KRIS: Hello.
This is what I look like now
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when I read at night.
These are my new... I'm
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channeling Alec Baldwin.
What do you think?
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>> KIM: Those are ridiculous.
>> KRIS: What?
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No, I love them.
They're fabulous.
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These are my new glasses.
Yes, I'm like in love.
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But you're gonna end up with
these all the time if you don't
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do something to get it together.
>> KIM: This is a really big
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deal to me.
You know, Robin and I have
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planned this for a long time.
And I just know that in order to
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have a perfect performance, I
definitely need to do LASIK eye
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surgery.
>> KRIS: So I think that you
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really need to get it done.
>> KIM: I know, I know.
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I'm gonna do it.
This is like a one-time thing,
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and it'll be done with.
>> KRIS: Well, the guy does it
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all day long.
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>> ♪♪♪
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>> KHLOE: Here we are.
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>> KIM: Hi.
So today I'm going for my LASIK
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eye surgery, and I'm gonna bring
Kourtney and Khloe along to
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support me.
>> ASSISTANT: So that's good.
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Tilt your head back.
>> KIM: Are these the numbing
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drops?
>> ASSISTANT: These are
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antibiotic drops first
that I'm putting in.
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The numbing goes in when you're
inside.
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Close your eyes for me.
Lean all the way back.
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Good.
Do not open during the time I
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apply this around the skin,
okay?
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'Cause if it does get into the
eyes, it will irritate.
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>> KHLOE: No, it hurts.
>> KOURTNEY: Just let me show
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you.
I'll go, "I love you so much."
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>> KHLOE: Don't do that to me.
>> KOURTNEY: Easy.
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(laughs)
>> KIM: You guys are really
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annoying.
I mean, I obviously brought
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Kourtney and Khloe for support
with me.
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>> KHLOE: Ooh.
>> KIM: But they're actually
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making me more nervous.
>> DOCTOR: Okay, ready?
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>> KIM: I'm ready.
I'm getting really sleepy.
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Is that normal?
>> DOCTOR: That's good.
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We gave you Valium, so you'd be
relaxed.
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>> KHLOE: I personally think
Kimberly is a nut job.
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She is getting LASIK eye surgery
the day before she has to go to
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Vegas to perform with the
Pussycat Dolls.
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>> DOCTOR: So we're gonna lie
you down on this chair right
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here, so come have a seat.
And, ladies, stay there for just
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a sec.
>> KHLOE: Good luck, Kim.
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>> KOURTNEY: Good luck, Kimmy.
>> KIM: Khloe and Kourtney, if I
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hear so much as a "ooh" or "oh"
or anything...
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>> KHLOE: Kim, I can't promise
you.
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I might get grossed out.
>> KIM: Well, try your hardest
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because I'll jump off the table.
>> KHLOE: Okay, I'll try my
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hardest.
>> KOURTNEY: What about...?
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>> DOCTOR: Ladies, ladies, I--
in all seriousness, I need you
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to be really quiet.
>> KOURTNEY: Yes, we will.
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>> DOCTOR: Okay, good.
>> KOURTNEY: We won't even--
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You won't even hear us breathe.
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>> DOCTOR: Open your left eye
now, and look down.
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Good.
Good.
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And look right at me, Kim.
Look in my eyes.
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>> KIM: It feels like your eye
is about to come out of your
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head.
So I go under the machine, and I
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was like, "Oh, my God, what if
my vision never comes back?"
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>> DOCTOR: Good.
Very good.
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>> ROBERT: Give it to him easy.
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>> KIM: What's up, Las Vegas?
I'm feeling really dirty
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tonight.
>> KRIS: Oh, my God.
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>> (cheering)
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>> DOCTOR: Good.
Look right at the flashing
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light.
Good.
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Doing beautifully.
You'll feel me touching your
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eyelids a bit.
>> KOURTNEY: It's so sick.
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Khloe and I were cringing, like
about to vomit.
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>> (Khloe laughing)
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>> DOCTOR: Watch the flashing
light.
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>> KIM: Can they stop?
'Cause I'm not done.
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>> DOCTOR: What's that?
>> KIM: I just wanted my sisters
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to not talk.
I just kept on thinking, "It's
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over soon.
It's over soon."
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Then these noises they're making
are freaking me out, so I'm just
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like, "Shut up."
>> DOCTOR: Perfect.
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Great.
Right at the flash.
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Perfect.
And Kim, we are done.
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That went perfectly.
You did just great.
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>> KIM: Okay, I can sit up?
>> KHLOE: Sorry, they didn't cut
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your eyeball off.
They just laid it back.
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>> DOCTOR: So what'd you think?
>> KIM: It's weird.
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>> DOCTOR: Pretty wild,
isn't it?
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>> KIM: It is.
So right after surgery, my
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vision is way more blurry than
what I started out with.
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And I just hope that I can
actually see before my Pussycat
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Dolls performance.
>> ♪♪♪
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>> KOURTNEY: Hey, Mom.
>> KIM: Hey, Mom.
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>> KRIS: Oh, my God.
What is with the glasses?
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Is that what they put on you?
>> KOURTNEY: Oh, my God!
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Don't touch.
>> KHLOE: Not in her eyes.
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>> KRIS: Come this way.
>> KHLOE: Your boobs don't look
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huge at all, Mom.
That's really appropriate.
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>> KRIS: They grew while you
were gone.
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>> KHLOE: She's already seeing
double; she doesn't need to see
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bigger of that.
>> KIM: I just need to take an
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Ambien.
And I'm shivering 'cause I'm
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freezing.
>> KRIS: I've got to go to a
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meeting.
I love you, baby.
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>> KIM: I just really hope that
I wake up and things are a
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little bit more clear.
I have to be totally recovered
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by the time my performance is.
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>> BRUCE: What are you guys
talking about?
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>> KOURTNEY: They're saying,
"What's colonoscopy?"
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>> BRUCE: All right, I didn't
want to talk to you about this
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'cause it's kind of personal,
but-- in the other room.
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Come on.
We'll explain.
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All right, I know you guys have
a lot of questions.
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You're always worried about
everything when it comes to my
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health; I am absolutely fine.
Nothing could be better.
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I'm perfectly healthy.
Okay, a colonoscopy is for
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colon.
the way up at
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the end of your intestines,
okay?
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Where the poopie comes out.
>> KOURTNEY: Ew, Bruce!
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>> BRUCE: So what they do is
tube, okay?
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Little thin little-- looks like
a little hose, okay?
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And on the end of it, it's got a
camera, and they put you to
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sleep, and then they slide that
baby up your butt, and then they
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the way up your
the way to the
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end, and they look at your
colon.
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>> KOURTNEY: No, that is sick.
>> BRUCE: No, you can see all
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the pictures of all your
intestines, what the insides--
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It's not sick.
The tough part is the night
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before, you got to take this
medicine, and it like cleans
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your insides out 'cause you
can't have any, you know,
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poopies there.
Okay, so it cleans your--
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That's really probably the
toughest part of the whole
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thing-- is the night before.
Okay? You're good?
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You're okay?
>> KOURTNEY: I think that was
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a little too much information
for me.
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>> KIM: So I wake up, and I can
see so clearly, better than I
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ever have before.
The only problem is, it's super
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slippery and there's gonna be
water in the bathtub and I'm
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gonna have heels on, and I need
to practice.
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>> BRUCE: This is terrible.
I got to smell food, and I can't
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eat.
All right, let's do it.
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The worst part of the
colonoscopy-- getting prepared
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for it.
Man, does it clean you out.
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Not bad.
>> (clock ticking)
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>> (alarm clock ringing)
>> (frantic music playing)
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>> (Bruce yells)
(bleep)
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(bleep)
(bleep)
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>> (toilet flushing)
>> BRUCE: Hey, can somebody get
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me some more toilet paper?!
Please!
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>> KIM: Tonight is the night
with the Pussycat Dolls.
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I have been practicing a lot, so
I think that I'm getting a lot
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more comfortable in the whole
routine, but I'm definitely just
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anxious to have it over with.
>> (people cheering)
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>> KIM: Oh, my gosh!
>> KHLOE: ♪ Rain Man suite
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Rain Man suite ♪
>> KRIS (laughs): Get off this.
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>> KHLOE: ♪ I'm in Caesars
At the Rain Man suite ♪
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>> KRIS: What is she on?
I can't help but think that I'm
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here in this beautiful Caesars
Palace, and poor Bruce, he's got
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to do a colonoscopy tomorrow.
>> NURSE: (chuckles)
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Okay, everything off.
>> BRUCE: Story of my life.
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The girls are off to Vegas, the
Pussycat Dolls, you know?
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What do I have to do?
Good-bye, Rob.
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>> NURSE: Sorry, Rob.
>> BRUCE: Have a heart.
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I got to do this by myself.
>> ROB: Give it to him easy.
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>> (gas hissing)
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>> (indistinct talking)
>> ROB: How did it go?
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You don't even know.
>> BRUCE: Fabulous.
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>> NURSE: He did great.
>> ROB: You drop the soap?
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>> BRUCE: I was here just a
second ago, and I'm back.
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I can eat again.
>> ROB: What was that?
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>> BRUCE: I can eat again.
>> ROB: They spiked the I.V.
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with Patron.
>> BRUCE: I like that.
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>> ROB: Oh.
>> ♪♪♪
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>> KRIS: Have a drink.
Let's get this show
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crack-a-lackin'.
>> ANNOUNCER: So if you ladies
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and gentlemen are ready, please
put your hands together 'cause
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we are the Las Vegas Pussycat
Dolls!
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>> ♪♪♪
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>> KHLOE: (whooping)
Oh, my God, this club is so
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packed.
Everybody showed up.
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It's like so much pressure to
try to impress, and Kim is
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actually gonna be the finale
tonight, so.
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Oh, my God, I'm shaking.
>> (people whooping)
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>> KIM: So I'm walking up to
the stage.
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This is the moment.
We've put so much into this.
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I've done the LASIK.
I've tried to rehearse as much
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as I can with as little time as
I've had.
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If I slip and fall or anything
does not go perfectly in this
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Pussycat Dolls performance, it
is gonna be humiliating.
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>> ANNOUNCER: Give it up
for Kim Kardashian!
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>> (cheering)
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>> ANNOUNCER: Give it up
for Kim Kardashian!
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>> (cheering)
>> KIM: What's up, Las Vegas?
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I'm Kim Kardashian here at the
Pussycat Dolls Lounge.
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Well, I don't know about you
guys, but I'm feeling really
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dirty tonight, so I think it's
time we take a bath.
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>> (cheering)
>> ♪♪♪
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>> KHLOE: (whoops)
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>> KOURTNEY: Kim finally takes
the stage.
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The crowd is going crazy.
I'm so proud of her.
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>> ♪♪♪
>> (crowd shouting)
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>> KIM: I'm so excited to
finally be doing it.
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It's all so surreal.
I'm just loving everything
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that's going on right now.
>> (cheering)
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>> KRIS: Kim really nails her
performance.
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She does such a great job.
I'm so proud of her.
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She didn't miss a beat.
She was just perfect in every
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way.
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>> BRUCE: How was the Pussycat
Dolls?
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>> KIM: Really good.
>> KRIS: She was amazing.
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Amazing. She looked like heaven.
>> BRUCE: You mean, she looked
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better than my colon?
>> KRIS: Yeah.
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>> KOURTNEY: Not really.
She kind of looked like your
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colon.
>> BRUCE: Really?
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>> ROB: Hey, Bruce, look, look.
>> BRUCE: What is that?
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>> ROB: I think it's...
>> BRUCE: Oh, is that it?
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How'd you get that online?
>> ROB: It's on the Internet.
431
00:21:39,700 --> 00:21:41,633
>> KIM: Ew, why do you have
those yellow spots?
432
00:21:41,633 --> 00:21:43,200
>> KRIS: It looks like an
eyeball.
433
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:44,900
>> ROB: They're called
blasphemy--
434
00:21:44,900 --> 00:21:46,934
>> BRUCE: They're called blood
veins and flesh.
435
00:21:46,934 --> 00:21:49,033
It's good.
Are you all leaving?
436
00:21:49,033 --> 00:21:51,033
That's it?
>> ROB: We'll see you.
437
00:21:51,033 --> 00:21:53,066
>> BRUCE: I'm just left with me
and my colon?
438
00:21:53,066 --> 00:21:58,834
>> ROB: Your ass, too.
>> BRUCE: Have a wonderful life!
439
00:21:58,834 --> 00:22:00,900
Keeping Up
with the Kardashians...
440
00:22:00,900 --> 00:22:04,000
>> KIM: I was approached to
launch my own perfume.
441
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,767
>> KRIS: It's gonna be called
Dashing by Kim Kardashian.
442
00:22:06,767 --> 00:22:08,400
>> KHLOE: Excuse me?
I will sue the (bleep) out of
443
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:10,133
you.
>> KRIS: Are you insane?
444
00:22:10,133 --> 00:22:11,800
>> KIM: I'm not stealing your
name.
445
00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:13,900
You guys are not good
businesswomen.
446
00:22:13,900 --> 00:22:15,500
>> KHLOE: I don't give a
(bleep).
447
00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:17,033
>> KRIS: I just want you guys to
be proud of me.
448
00:22:17,033 --> 00:22:18,066
I really do.
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