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>> KHLOE: Who?
I know.
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I want to know what the (bleep)
you need to talk to...
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Kylie's having a crisis.
I'll call you back. Bye.
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>> BRUCE: You're using foul
language in front of the kids.
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>> KHLOE: What did I say?
>> BRUCE: The "F" word.
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You don't even know you're
saying it.
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>> KHLOE: No, I didn't.
Did I just say the "F" word?
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>> KYLIE: No.
>> KHLOE: I did not.
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>> BRUCE: You just did.
>> KHLOE: No, I didn't.
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>> BRUCE: You just said...
>> KHLOE: The "F-U" word?
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That word?
>> BRUCE: Yeah.
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>> KHLOE: No, I didn't.
>> BRUCE: Yeah, in front of
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Kylie, you did.
>> KHLOE: Did I just say that?
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>> KYLIE: No.
>> BRUCE: Yes, you did.
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Don't back her up.
I heard it. Did you hear it?
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>> KHLOE: You're old and crazy.
>> BRUCE: If I hear one word
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coming out of either of those
two girls...
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>> KHLOE: Kylie says it all the
time.
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>> BRUCE: She better not.
If I hear it, she is getting her
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mouth washed out with soap.
You're to a much higher
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standard, Kylie.
>> KHLOE: You're at a higher
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standard than me.
Captioning sponsored by
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BUNIM-MURRAY PRODUCTIONS
>> KRIS: You're right here.
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>> KHLOE: The wind, you guys--
is this necessary?
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>> KRIS: Go change.
Awful.
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>> KOURTNEY: No, that is not
cute.
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>> BRUCE: Yeah, go on.
>> ROBERT: I need someone to
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make me laugh.
>> KRIS: Where's Kim?
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Kim is always late. Duh.
>> KIM: I'm here.
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>> KOURTNEY: Get out of our way.
>> KIM: Stop, jealous.
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>> KRIS: That's enough.
>> BRUCE: Stop!
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>> KRIS: That's enough.
>> KIM: Stop.
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>> All right, you guys.
>> That's it. We're done.
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>> Money.
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>> KOURTNEY: Mom.
>> KRIS: Hey, Kourt.
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>> KOURTNEY: Guess what?
>> KRIS: What?
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>> KOURTNEY: My friend Lisa
Falcone-- you know, that I've
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known forever?
>> KRIS: Yeah?
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>> KOURTNEY: She just calls me
and wants me to be on the cover
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a magazine.
>> KRIS: The cover?
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>> KOURTNEY: Yes.
>> KRIS: That's really cool.
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>> KOURTNEY: All by myself.
>> KRIS: What'd you tell her?
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>> KOURTNEY: I mean, obviously I
said yes, but I was like, "I've
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never done a cover."
But they want it to be kind of
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like, "Who is Kourtney
Kardashian?"
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>> KRIS: Cool.
Well, who's going to do
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all the... you know, sort of the
details for you?
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I mean, do you get paid?
Do you have hair and makeup?
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>> KOURTNEY: I don't know.
>> KRIS: If you need me to help
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you, you know, with some of that
stuff, I obviously do it all for
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Kim, so if you need any help,
I'm happy to help you.
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>> KOURTNEY: My mom has been
managing Kim for almost two
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years now.
And I can totally see how, you
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know, she would be a great
manager.
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Yay, my first cover!
Whoo.
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>> KRIS: Whoo. Good job.
>> KOURTNEY: All right, I'm
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going back to Dash.
You cute little momager you.
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>> KRIS: Bye, Kourtney.
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>> KIM: She's an amazing
manager.
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I think it's a great idea.
I think there's no other way to
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do it.
>> KOURTNEY: And you think it's
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not a good idea?
She manages Bruce, Kim...
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>> KHLOE: This is my opinion.
She kisses Kim's ass.
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Kim's her first major client.
>> KHLOE: I'm actually shocked
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that Kourtney wants to take on
Kris as a manager 'cause
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Kourtney talks so much (bleep)
about Kris and Kim's
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kiss-assing relationship.
It's kind of shocking, but go
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ahead.
Join the dark side, Kourt.
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So obviously she cares...
>> KIM: Bruce is her first major
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client.
>> KHLOE: Bruce was 20 years in
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the making before she ever
married his ass.
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And the only reason why she's
his manager is 'cause Bruce is
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terrified to turn her down.
It's like a high-paid
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prostitute.
They sleep together, and she
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gets 10%.
I mean, come on.
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What kind of life is that?
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>> KOURTNEY: Hey, it's nice to
meet you.
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>> KRIS: Hey, I'm Kris.
>> KOURTNEY: This is my mom.
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>> MARK: I'm Mark.
Nice to meet you.
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>> KRIS: Hi, Mark. How are you?
>> MARK: Welcome to our place.
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>> KOURTNEY: I decide to hire my
mom as my manager.
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See how things go.
>> KRIS: Kourtney's telling me
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you guys have asked her to do
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Is that a guaranteed cover?
>> MARK: Guaranteed.
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>> KRIS: 'Cause I've had issues
before when, you know,
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Kourtney's really not interested
in doing something that's not a
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cover shot at this point.
>> MARK: We try and find the
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people that are about to like
really blow up.
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And that's what we really see in
Kourtney.
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>> KRIS: And what kind of
photographers are you planning
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on using?
>> KOURTNEY: My mom definitely
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knows what she's doing.
She asks all the right
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questions.
She actually does know the
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business.
>> KRIS: Thank you.
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So that went really well.
>> KOURTNEY: I know, I thought
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it went really well.
>> (phone ringing)
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>> KRIS: Hello.
>> KIM: Hey, Mom.
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>> KRIS: What's up?
>> KIM: Um, nothing...
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>> KRIS: It's at home.
I'll have to e-mail it to you
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'cause I don't have it in front
of me, honey.
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>> KIM: So I just finished
with Carmen
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Electra and Vanessa Minnillo,
and our first big promotion is
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Comic-Con in San Diego.
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>> KRIS: Yeah, I'm excited.
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>> ADRIENNE: Oh, my gosh, please
try not to smack me in the face
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with the box.
>> ROB: Adrienne and I have been
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together a little over a year
now.
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She is a Cheetah Girl.
I love her, and I really wanted
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to make it work.
So Adrienne and I are moving in
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together.
>> ADRIENNE: I have never lived
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with a boyfriend before, so this
is a huge step for me, and um,
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we just want it to go really
well.
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Please don't tell me you
actually packed one pair of your
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sneakers in a box?
>> ROB: I'm real anal.
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I clean all the counters at like
from the floors to the bathtub
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to the toilet.
I think it's a good thing.
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I'm just very organized.
No, no, no, no, no.
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>> ADRIENNE: No, I'm gonna put
your stuff on the top 'cause I
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can't reach it, babe.
I'm like literally like on my
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tippy-toes.
>> ROB: The colors are not color
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coordinated the way that I
always do it.
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>> KOURTNEY: Oh, I couldn't
sleep all night because of my
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shoot.
>> SCOTT: Mm-hmm.
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>> KOURTNEY: You're worthless.
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shoot; it's the big day.
I'm really nervous and excited.
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Hey, Mom, I just got up.
I guess I will just meet you at
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the studio.
Okay, love you. Bye.
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>> KRIS: Kim and I are at
Comic-Con today, which is a
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convention in San Diego,
California.
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And Kim is there with Carmen
Electra to promote her movie,
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Disaster Movie.
>> PHOTOGRAPHER: That's it.
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That's it.
Lean into it.
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>> KRIS: That is so cute.
>> PHOTOGRAPHER: That's right.
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>> KOURTNEY: Hey!
>> TROY: Hi, how are you?
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>> KOURTNEY: How are you?
Good to see you.
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>> TROY: How's it going?
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shoot and start looking at
what my looks are gonna be
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for the day.
We start going over clothes.
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>> TROY: What I'd like to do
and don't be scared...
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>> KOURTNEY: Yes?
>> TROY: I wanna chop your
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bangs.
I'm gonna dirty the roots
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so it looks really, you know,
white trash.
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>> KOURTNEY: All these questions
and decisions are coming at me.
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>> TROY: We have you in bras
and panties.
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>> KOURTNEY: And this is when
I really need her, especially in
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the beginning when we're getting
everything set up.
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Hopefully she'll be here soon.
>> TROY: Relax, okay.
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>> KOURTNEY: I'm starting to
really wonder, "Where is she?"
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I'm sure there's just traffic
or something.
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>> MAN 1: Ladies, thank you so
much for sitting with us.
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>> MAN 2: If one of you decided
to jump the fence, would you
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consider marrying each other?
>> CARMEN: You didn't know
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we were engaged?
>> KIM: We're engaged.
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This ring is actually a ring
I gave her.
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>> CARMEN: It means so much.
>> MAN 1: See, lesbians are
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spontaneous.
>> CARMEN: I love lesbians.
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>> MAN 1: Did you meet on
Harmony.com?
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>> KIM: We did.
>> CARMEN: Yes, we did.
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>> (phone ringing)
>> KOURTNEY: I'm calling my mom.
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>> KRIS: Hello?
>> KOURTNEY: Mom?
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>> KRIS: Hey.
>> KOURTNEY: I've been at my
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photo shoot since 9:00 a.m.
Aren't you coming?
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You said you were gonna be here.
>> KRIS: Oh, (bleep)!
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I forgot.
>> KOURTNEY: Are you joking?
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You wanted to be my manager,
and I'm here literally
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by myself.
How do you think that feels?
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cover's
going on.
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She's in Los Angeles.
I'm in San Diego, and it's bad.
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Obviously, I made a mistake
today.
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>> KOURTNEY: Well, yeah, you
shouldn't take on too many
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responsibilities that
you can't handle.
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>> KIM: Go in the other room.
>> KOURTNEY: (bleep)
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>> KRIS: Oh, guys.
>> KIM: Are you mad at me
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for it?
>> KOURTNEY: No, I'm mad at her.
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She's supposed to be here.
How am I supposed to know what
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to wear?
Like I don't have someone to
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tell me.
They want me to not wear my top
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in one thing.
>> KIM: I've dealt with this
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a few times when she's like, you
know, double-booked me on things
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and, you know--
>> KRIS: Are you selling me down
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the river?
>> KIM: I'm not.
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>> KRIS: You're selling me down
the river.
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>> KIM: I told you--
>> KRIS: I heard exactly what
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you just said to her.
That's not cool either.
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>> KIM: And I said it in front
of your face earlier.
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>> KRIS: I know, but I'm here
with you.
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>> KOURTNEY: (sighing)
I hired her to be here,
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and I'm really starting to
get pissed off.
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>> KRIS: Kourtney, I don't even
know what to say.
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'Cause I blew it so bad.
I just-- I feel like I'm just
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torn in too many different
directions, and I completely
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forgot and I just am asking you,
you know, to forgive me.
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I don't know how to explain to
Kourtney that I literally
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just forgot.
I have no excuse.
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I can't blame it on anybody else
other than myself.
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>> KOURTNEY: There's no way
I could ever forgive you.
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You're so disappointing.
This is such a joke.
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This is so unprofessional.
Like I can't even believe that
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people act this way.
All you care about is Kim.
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So go crawl up Kim's ass.
>> KRIS: Okay, well, why don't
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you (bleep) punish me because
I'm not there?
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That's wrong, too.
You're making me feel really bad
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and there's nothing I can do
about it now.
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It would take me three hours
to get there and we're not--
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We can't leave for another two.
>> KOURTNEY: Leave me alone.
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You (bleep) (bleep)!
I don't even want you here
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anymore.
>> KHLOE: Who needs Mom
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at a time like this?
>> KOURTNEY: I'm never gonna
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forgive her for this, and I'll
never get over it.
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>> ADRIENNE: I wasn't raised
with a maid like you.
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>> KHLOE: Hello?
>> KRIS: Hey, Khloe.
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>> KHLOE: Hey, Mom.
>> KRIS: Um, I've got a problem.
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>> KHLOE: Hello?
>> KRIS: Can you hear me?
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>> KHLOE: You have like the
worst phone in America.
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>> KRIS: Yeah, I do.
I have the worst phone in
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America and I'm in a really bad
mood so can you just try and
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listen to me?
I literally forget to show up
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shoot.
All I can think of is,
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where's Khloe?
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>> KRIS: Yes, we missed
Kourtney's first photo shoot.
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>> KIM: Mom missed Kourt's first
photo shoot, not me.
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>> KRIS: Can you go over there,
Khloe, and help us out with
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this one?
>> KHLOE: My mom has overbooked
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herself, so who does she call?
Me.
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The best child in the world.
Don't worry about Mom.
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Focus on your photo shoot.
Who the (bleep) cares?
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I'm gonna be so much more like
inspirational than Mom could
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ever be.
Mom would try to jump
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in your photos.
>> KOURTNEY: Yeah.
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>> KHLOE: And then be like,
"Troy! Troy! Look at me!"
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Like where I would be like,
"Go, Kourtney! Sexy bitch!"
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Kourtney is really pissed off
about my mom not being here.
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And once you tick her off, it's
like there's no turning back.
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>> TROY: Okay, go step in.
>> KOURTNEY: I tell them they
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can't cut my hair, but I'm
letting them shoot me
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in my underwear.
>> KHLOE: Who needs Mom at a
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time like this?
>> KOURTNEY: I'm glad that
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Khloe's here, but that doesn't
take the place of my mom and I'm
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never gonna forgive her for this
and I'll never get over it.
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>> ♪ You can't do that to me
you can't do that to me
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♪ you can't do that to me
you can't do that to me ♪
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>> PHOTOGRAPHER: Close your
eyes.
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>> KRIS: I forget that she's got
a (bleep) magazine shoot?
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>> KIM: Mom, I'm sure she's
fine, and you never know, the
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magazine probably has--
>> KRIS: I just wanna cry.
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Kourtney is so mad that I'm
actually afraid to call her
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back.
And when Kourtney gets mad,
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she gets really mad.
>> (line ringing)
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>> KOURTNEY: Ugh, what am I
gonna do?
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Just push "ignore."
Right there on the...
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Right there.
I'm ignoring that be-yotch.
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>> KHLOE: Ooh, Kourtney!
Look how pretty they are.
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>> KOURTNEY: Let me see, ooh!
>> KHLOE: Divine Design.
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May I open it?
>> KOURTNEY: Please do.
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>> KHLOE: It's from Mom!
>> KOURTNEY: Ew.
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>> KHLOE: Don't say "ew."
>> KOURTNEY: I said, "ew."
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>> KHLOE: My mom has a lot to
look forward to from Kourtney
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now.
Kourtney is gonna completely
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ignore her.
Kourtney is dragging this out
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a little long.
>> KOURTNEY: Khloe!
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I don't care!
>> KHLOE: "Dearest Kourtney,
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I am so, so sorry."
>> KOURTNEY: I don't need to
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hear, thanks.
>> KHLOE: "I didn't make it to
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your photo shoot."
>> KOURTNEY: Stop!
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I don't care!
>> KHLOE: "My heart, my heart is
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heavy, and I love you so very
much."
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>> KOURTNEY: (coughing)
>> KHLOE: "And I hope you will
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forgive me!
I love you!"
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>> KOURTNEY: No, stop!
>> KHLOE: "Love, Mom!"
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It breaks my heart to see them
fighting.
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>> KOURTNEY: You can't just
buy my affection with flowers.
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>> KHLOE: I would hope not.
But this is our mom.
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Like it's family.
You got to let it go.
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She's reaching out.
You just like hold onto things
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for life.
>> KOURTNEY: All right, I can't
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talk about this anymore.
I got to go.
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>> KHLOE: Of course you can't.
>> KOURTNEY: Ta-ta.
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>> KHLOE: Hide your feelings.
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Hi, babe!
>> KOURTNEY: Hi, pretty girl.
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>> ADRIENNE: Oh, my gosh, you
guys have got to take those
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shoes off.
Your brother's gonna flip.
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You have to.
>> KOURTNEY: No.
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>> ADRIENNE: For my sake.
I swear, Rob will walk in and be
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like, "Oh, no.
Oh, no, no, no.
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Somebo--
Adrienne, who had their shoes
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on in this house?"
I promise it to you.
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When things get rough, usually
the people I call are Kim,
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Khloe, Kourtney, or Kris, just
to vent.
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And I know they're the ones that
know Rob the most.
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>> KIM: He's so crazy.
Like every night before he'd go
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to bed, he'd take a yellow
Post-It and write in like the
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neatest writing.
>> ADRIENNE: What was he
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writing?
>> KIM: He was writing a to-do
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list for the next day.
>> KHLOE: Remember when you
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hugged him and he thought there
was glitter on his suit?
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>> ADRIENNE: You hugged him one
day, and you got like blush on
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his shoulder.
Oh, my God, when we got back in
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the car, he was like...
Vroom, vroom.
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He was like... (groans)
like the whole way home.
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>> KHLOE: No.
>> KIM: He has like
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obsessive-compulsive disorder.
He's so OCD.
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>> ADRIENNE: Oh, my gosh, with
everything, with everything.
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He's a little baby.
>> KHLOE: He's a bitch.
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>> KIM: Rob is the most
obsessive-compulsive neat freak
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on the planet.
>> KOURTNEY: If Scott has like
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a bottle of water, when he's
done, he'll just be like...
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Throw it on the floor.
>> (ringtone playing)
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>> Hey.
I just hung up with Lisa, and I
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was like, you know, have you
seen any of the pictures?
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And she said they wouldn't show
them to her.
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Yeah.
No, I know.
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I saw that you e-mailed it to
her.
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Okay, bye.
>> KIM: Wait, isn't this what
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your manager should be doing?
You shouldn't be calling,
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approving pictures.
I mean, that's like they bring
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that to you and then you just
check, check, check, check.
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>> KHLOE: See, Mom would be
doing all of this for you.
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But since you're not talking to
her, you know, Mom can't help
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you.
Kourtney literally has no
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emotion.
She's a cold-hearted snake.
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She does not care about other
people's feelings.
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And once you tick her off, it's
like there's no turning back.
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Mom's been calling you.
She's trying to make it right,
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and you just ignore her.
So how could she make up for
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something that she did wrong?
Everyone makes mistakes.
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Are you that perfect that you
can't accept it?
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>> KOURTNEY: Obviously.
All right, I can't talk about
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this anymore.
>> KHLOE: Well, then I feel bad
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for you.
Get over it.
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>> ROB: What up?
>> ADRIENNE: Hi, baby.
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Did you play basketball?
>> ROB: Yeah.
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>> ADRIENNE: Yeah.
I'm so sleepy.
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>> ROB: So you cleaned up a
little bit?
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>> ADRIENNE: Yes, I did.
I'm starving.
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I just came from dancing, so I'm
like-- made myself whatever's
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the quickest thing I could find.
>> ROB: Use a frickin' coaster.
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That's disgusting.
Babe, put this stuff away.
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>> ADRIENNE: Baby, I'm not
finished eating.
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>> ROB: Yeah, but you said you
just cleaned, right?
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>> ADRIENNE: I did clean.
I wiped down everything and I
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just got back.
>> ROB: Well, now you're gonna
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have to wipe down again.
So I come home and Adrienne is
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eating on the couch, of course,
making a mess.
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Yeah, this is annoying.
I have to rip this paper off,
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for real.
You got to learn to do what I
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do.
>> ADRIENNE: Rob automatically
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starts pointing out what's wrong
in the apartment, what's dirty,
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what's not in place.
I live here, too.
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I'm making my house rules, too.
Starting with how about we not
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hear your voice so much?
>> ROB: How about I could've
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been down to USC...
>> ADRIENNE: I could've been
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in New York.
>> ROB: Way out of the way.
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>> ADRIENNE: I could've been in
New York, where my mom's
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perfectly fine with the way I
live.
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>> ROB: She cleans up for you,
too.
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>> ADRIENNE: That is not true!
I keep... (groans)
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I can't even take you right now.
>> ROB: You want me to call her?
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>> ADRIENNE: No, I don't care.
Okay, my mom helps me out, but
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she doesn't do everything for
me.
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I wasn't raised with a maid like
you.
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I know how to clean.
I know how to cook.
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I know how to keep
a household together.
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And I'm starting to think that
maybe we moved in a little too
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soon.
>> ROB: Well, the crumbs are all
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on here.
>> ADRIENNE: Great!
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You can clean them up.
Since you love cleaning so much,
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you can clean it up, and you can
figure it out yourself.
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>> ROB: I'm gonna have someone
come, a couch cleaner.
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>> ADRIENNE: Okay, Rob, maybe
I'll just go back to New York.
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>> ROB: You're making marks
on the wall.
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>> ADRIENNE: Bye-bye.
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>> (doorbell rings)
>> (door opens)
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>> ROB: Hey, Kim.
>> KIM: Hey, Rob.
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What are you doing?
>> ROB: Just got into a fight
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with Adrienne.
>> KIM: Why?
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>> ROB: I don't know.
She like just stormed out of
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the apartment.
Adrienne's gone, I have no idea
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where she went, and I'm very
worried about where she is.
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>> KIM: Why do you think?
Do you think it's 'cause you
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guys are spending way too much
time together now that you guys
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live together?
>> ROB: I don't know.
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It's just, she's all up in my
space.
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Like her makeup will be on my
bathroom count-- like my side.
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Or like her hair extensions--
>> KIM: Your side?
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You guys live together.
There's no sides anymore.
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>> ROB: But there's two sinks.
I just don't-- I don't know.
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>> KIM: Well...
>> ROB: I don't know why I'm
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like being such an ass (bleep),
but...
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>> KIM: Rob needs to realize
that he's now living with
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someone else.
They might not be as clean as he
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is.
He needs to just chill out.
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This is like your first
grown-up relationship, and you
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have to just make compromises.
So you really need to think
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about how you're gonna
compromise.
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You don't even need to have a
huge talk.
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I would just apologize and make
it better.
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>> KHLOE: Come on, guys.
My mom and Kourt are still not
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talking to each other.
So I came up with an idea.
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Hey, Kourt.
>> KOURTNEY: Hey, Khloe.
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>> KHLOE: And we are gonna
sneak Kris into the house so
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Kourtney is forced to talk to
her.
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Do you want to go get a snacky
from downstairs?
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Kimmy's here.
>> KOURTNEY: What kind of snack
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do you have in mind?
>> KHLOE: I'm kind of nervous
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'cause I'm scared Kourtney's
gonna like beat me with her
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little palms.
>> KOURTNEY: We're gonna make a
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little snack.
>> KRIS: Hey, Kourt.
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Captioned by
Media Access Group at WGBH
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access.wgbh.org
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>> KIM: Hey, Kourt.
So Khloe goes upstairs.
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I'm downstairs, sneaking my mom
in the kitchen.
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All we want to do is get
Kourtney and my mom in a room
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together.
>> KOURTNEY: We're gonna make a
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little snack.
>> KHLOE: Kid's snack?
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>> KRIS: Hey, Kourt.
>> KOURTNEY: Look who's hiding
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in the kitchen, desperate Mom
hiding there 'cause I won't talk
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to her.
Are you that desperate?
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>> KRIS: Yeah, pretty much.
You don't call me back.
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They brought me over here so I
could talk to you.
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You know, I just want to get on
with this and apologize in
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person.
I've been working so hard--
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>> KIM: Kourtney, any normal
manager is not just gonna have
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you and only you as a client.
>> KRIS: I have a big surprise
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for you 'cause I want to prove
to you that I can be a really
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good manager.
And today I got on the phone,
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and I got you a three- to four-
magazine
427
00:19:33,767 --> 00:19:37,867
that pays crazy.
So yay!
428
00:19:37,867 --> 00:19:40,166
I wanted you to be really
excited.
429
00:19:40,166 --> 00:19:43,033
>> KOURTNEY: I'm not just gonna
forgive you because of those
430
00:19:43,033 --> 00:19:45,333
things, though.
And we'll move on from it.
431
00:19:45,333 --> 00:19:47,333
>> KRIS: We can move on?
>> KOURTNEY: Yes.
432
00:19:47,333 --> 00:19:49,700
>> KRIS: Oh, my God, we can move
on!
433
00:19:49,700 --> 00:19:51,734
>> KHLOE: Hug your mom and
manager.
434
00:19:51,734 --> 00:19:54,533
>> (whooping and cheering)
>> KOURTNEY: Maybe I have been a
435
00:19:54,533 --> 00:19:57,333
cold-hearted snake.
It's not healthy in that it's
436
00:19:57,333 --> 00:20:00,200
not nice.
People makes mistakes.
437
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,433
I definitely need to be more
forgiving.
438
00:20:02,433 --> 00:20:15,633
>> KRIS: I love you guys.
>> KHLOE: Mom, you're so lame.
439
00:20:15,633 --> 00:20:20,166
>> ADRIENNE: Hi.
>> ROB: Hey, baby.
440
00:20:20,166 --> 00:20:25,200
>> ADRIENNE: I missed you.
>> ROB: My little girl, little
441
00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:27,533
girl.
>> ADRIENNE: What did you do?
442
00:20:27,533 --> 00:20:30,433
What is this whole ambience
situation we have going on here?
443
00:20:30,433 --> 00:20:33,333
>> ROB: Sit down, Princess.
>> ADRIENNE: Are you serious?
444
00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:35,633
Rob has been leaving me voice
messages.
445
00:20:35,633 --> 00:20:39,000
I think I kind of freaked him
out.
446
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,333
I see you left a little mess
over there.
447
00:20:41,333 --> 00:20:44,233
>> ROB: Yeah.
>> ADRIENNE: A little of a mess?
448
00:20:44,233 --> 00:20:46,934
A bad thing?
>> ROB: No.
449
00:20:46,934 --> 00:20:49,834
I have been really stupid about
the whole thing, been way too
450
00:20:49,834 --> 00:20:53,367
anal.
I got to make some changes.
451
00:20:53,367 --> 00:20:56,767
I'm really sorry for being crazy
psycho.
452
00:20:56,767 --> 00:20:59,333
It's just really different, so
you got to like, you know, bear
453
00:20:59,333 --> 00:21:01,333
with me.
>> ADRIENNE: I'm totally down to
454
00:21:01,333 --> 00:21:03,934
learn how to do things his way,
and decide to go to the
455
00:21:03,934 --> 00:21:06,367
Container Store.
I'm not even happy is that the
456
00:21:06,367 --> 00:21:08,200
door-- they're like black ones
that I got.
457
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,166
I'm just gonna like cream
colors.
458
00:21:10,166 --> 00:21:12,133
You can put all the shoes in
there.
459
00:21:12,133 --> 00:21:14,367
>> ROB: Those are real good.
Thank you very much.
460
00:21:14,367 --> 00:21:16,867
>> ADRIENNE: Thank you.
>> ROB: Thank you.
461
00:21:16,867 --> 00:21:24,166
>> ADRIENNE: I love you.
>> ROB: Love you, too.
462
00:21:24,166 --> 00:21:26,433
>> KOURTNEY: Now that all the
drama's done and I've forgiven
463
00:21:26,433 --> 00:21:30,233
my mom, I definitely feel much
happier with her, not only as my
464
00:21:30,233 --> 00:21:33,700
manager, but as my friend.
>> Right there. Beautiful.
465
00:21:33,700 --> 00:21:35,367
Right like that.
That's it, that's it.
466
00:21:35,367 --> 00:21:37,033
Right there.
Just subtle changes.
467
00:21:37,033 --> 00:21:39,066
Yeah, I love all that.
Hold it, hold it.
468
00:21:39,066 --> 00:21:46,133
Let me get it.
>> [ singing ]
469
00:21:46,133 --> 00:21:52,333
>> KRIS: Yay!
>> [ singing ]
470
00:21:52,333 --> 00:21:57,166
>> KRIS: Yay!
>> KOURTNEY: I love you.
471
00:21:57,166 --> 00:21:59,000
Keeping Up with the
Kardashians...
472
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:03,166
>> Your total is $19,723.
>> KRIS: She's got a problem.
473
00:22:03,166 --> 00:22:04,667
>> KOURTNEY: I can do whatever I
want.
474
00:22:04,667 --> 00:22:06,367
>> KRIS: That's what an
alcoholic would say.
475
00:22:06,367 --> 00:22:08,133
>> MICHELLE: Might you consider
starring in one of these "I'd
476
00:22:08,133 --> 00:22:10,233
Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur"
campaigns?
477
00:22:10,233 --> 00:22:12,500
>> KHLOE: I don't know if people
want to see me naked.
478
00:22:12,500 --> 00:22:14,300
>> BRUCE: Don't you think you
could lose a few pounds?
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