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♪ ♪
>> KHLOE (British accent):
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Hello, Mother.
>> KRIS: Hey, you guys.
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How was the trip?
>> KHLOE: It was so much fun.
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>> KOURTNEY: It was so much fun.
>> KHLOE: I want to show you
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some pics.
That's the opera house.
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>> KRIS: Oh, look.
That's a great shot.
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Look at that.
>> KHLOE: That's the koala bear
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that attacked Kim.
>> KRIS: Look!
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It's attacking her!
Look at its nails right there.
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>> KOURTNEY: I know.
It scared me so badly.
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>> KRIS: That's worse than
Bruce's manicure.
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You guys want something to eat?
You must be starving.
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>> KHLOE: Did you know that I
got kicked out of my DUI class
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while I was in Australia?
(whoops)
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Two years ago I did something
stupid: I got the DUI.
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>> OFFICER: 'Kay, do me a favor.
Step out of the car.
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>> KRIS: And it seems like
every year rolls around and the
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anniversary of Daddy's death,
and I think everybody doesn't
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know how to deal with their
grief, including myself.
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>> KHLOE: It's a long process,
and I just feel bad that I have
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to put everybody through this.
>> KRIS: Khloe, how do you get
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kicked out of a DUI class?
>> KHLOE: Because I missed two
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consecutive weeks in a row by
going to Australia.
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>> KRIS: Well, if you're okay
today, Khloe, you should
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probably go get that taken care
of right now.
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>> KHLOE: You have to make a
court appointment.
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>> KRIS: So go make one.
>> KHLOE: It says, "Bitch,
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bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
bitch, bitch some more."
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>> KRIS: Wine made after your
own heart.
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>> KOURTNEY: So guzzle it up.
Guzzle.
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(Kris imitates guzzling)
>> KHLOE: Ew!
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Is that what happens when you
give Bruce (bleep)?
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Is that the noise you make?
>> KOURTNEY: Khloe, don't even
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say that.
>> KHLOE: That's so sick.
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>> KRIS: Oh, my God.
>> KHLOE: To imagine Mom and
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Bruce having sex is disgusting!
>> KRIS: You need to go make a
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call, so you get on that right
now.
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Don't make me worry about it.
>> KHLOE: The sex master is
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here!
>> KRIS: Take care of the DUI!
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>> KHLOE: Take care of your sex!
♪ ♪
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>> KHLOE: I just, like, hate
going to court, in general,
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like, even if...
I literally just have to go in,
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get an extension from the
judge, and then we should be
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done.
My best friend Malika is driving
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me to court.
in this
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bitch.
All I need is an extension from
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the judge and I'll be fine,
so... I don't think it'll be
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that big of a deal.
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I don't get it.
My judge is not very happy with
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me.
And I'm kind of, like, in a
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state of shock.
>> MALIKA: It's really unreal.
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>> KHLOE: He thinks that my job
is a luxury and that there's no
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excuse on why I got kicked out.
So I now have to serve 30 days
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in jail.
I don't know how I'm gonna tell
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my mom.
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>> KRIS (over phone): Hey,
Khloe.
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>> KHLOE: Guess who's going to
jail on the 18th?
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>> KRIS: What?!
Captioning sponsored by
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BUNIM-MURRAY PRODUCTIONS
>> All right, we're ready.
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>> KRIS: No, no, no, you're
right here.
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>> KHLOE: The wind, you guys--
is this necessary?
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>> KRIS: Go change.
Awful.
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>> KOURTNEY: No, that is not
cute.
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>> Yeah, yeah, go on.
>> ROBERT: I need someone to
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make me laugh.
>> KRIS: Where's Kim?
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Kim is always late. Duh.
>> KIM: I'm here.
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>> KOURTNEY: Get out of our way.
>> KIM: Stop, jealous.
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>> KRIS: That's enough.
>> BRUCE: Stop!
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>> KRIS: That's enough.
>> KIM: Stop.
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>> All right, you guys.
>> That's it, we're done.
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>> Money.
>> KRIS (over phone): Why would
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they send you to jail, Khloe?
>> KHLOE: I'm not lying.
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>> KRIS: You don't go to jail on
a first offense.
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>> KHLOE: I'm not lying about
it, Mom.
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Why would I lie about something
like this? Seriously?
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Do you think that's (bleep)...
>> KRIS: I'm not calling you a
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liar, Khloe; it's just shocking
that it has come to this.
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>> KHLOE: What the (bleep)?
It is what it is.
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I cannot go and analyze every
situation; I'm going to jail.
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I could have gone without you
even knowing, but now I have to
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stress out more because now
your (bleep) is making a bigger
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deal about what it is.
>> KRIS: Any mother would react
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like crazy if their daughter
calls them and says, "Hi. I'm
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going to jail."
How do you think I feel?
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>> KHLOE: Mom, how do you think
feel?
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Like, ugh! I just got to go.
I can't even deal with this.
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I've got to go. Bye.
>> KRIS: Call me.
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>> MALIKA: I'm sorry, Khloe, but
you're wrong.
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>> KHLOE: I mean, the stress.
>> MALIKA: How else do you
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expect her to react?
She's your mom.
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>> BRUCE: I'm leaving.
>> KHLOE: Wait.
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I want to talk to you first.
>> KRIS: I don't even want to be
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there when Bruce receives this
news because I honestly don't
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know how he's gonna take it.
>> KHLOE: I did get arrested
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before...
>> BRUCE: Mm-hmm.
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>> KHLOE: ...in '07.
>> BRUCE: The DUI.
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>> KHLOE: Uh-huh.
>> BRUCE: Mm-hmm.
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>> KHLOE: So now on Friday, I
have to go to jail.
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>> BRUCE: Really?
>> KHLOE: Yeah.
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>> BRUCE: Congratulations.
>> KRIS: He's telling you
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congratulations, you're going to
jail?
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It's not a joke.
>> BRUCE: I didn't think it was
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a joke.
>> KRIS: She got sentenced to
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30 days in jail.
Khloe and Bruce are so casual
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about her sentence that it's
sort of shocking to me.
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Because as a mom, it just weighs
really heavy... on my heart.
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>> BRUCE: I'm sorry, my little
Khloe.
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The Neverending
Story.
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You know, she's a good kid, made
a mistake.
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She's gonna have to pay for it.
It's gonna be very difficult on
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her, but I can guarantee you
she's never gonna have this
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problem again.
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>> KHLOE: It says, "Is she
drunk?
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Khloe Kardashian is due to check
in to jail this Friday for
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violating her probation, but
before that, she's gonna party
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it up."
I mean, people are just
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retarded.
The stories that the tabloids
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are writing, they're so bizarre
and crazy and elaborated.
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♪ ♪
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I have a drinking problem, and
now I'm an alcoholic.
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I just need to go to rehab.
It's, like, (bleep) off, get a
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life.
The press.
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Out of everything from this DUI,
that's probably been the hardest
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thing for me.
It just bothers me 'cause I
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feel like there's no way for me
to redeem myself; there's no way
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for me to be, like, "I'm not an
alcoholic."
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>> KRIS: All of us are under
enormous stress.
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As a mom, I've never had a child
go to jail before.
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It's weird.
>> KHLOE: Mom, listen.
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>> KRIS: We don't know how to
act.
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>> KHLOE: It's weird for all of
us.
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It's especially weird for me.
It's happening to me.
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>> KRIS: Sometimes, you know, I
just wish Daddy was here
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because he probably could give
us all a lot of really good
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advice.
>> KIM: Mom...
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Anytime my dad is brought up,
his name is brought up, a
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picture, my mom gets extremely
emotional.
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>> KIM: Mom, you're just making
things harder.
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You just shouldn't talk about
that right now.
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>> KRIS: It's just sad.
You know, this is one of those
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times when I just wish that he
was around to kind of tell us
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what to do.
My ex-husband, Robert
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Kardashian, who passed away five
years ago, was an ace lawyer,
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and I really feel like if he was
alive today, we wouldn't be
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going through any of this.
Tomorrow's gonna be a long day.
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>> KOURTNEY: It's not right to
do.
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Khloe's going to jail.
You're gonna make her feel bad.
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>> KRIS: I know.
I have a moment I get really sad
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when I think about Daddy, and
this is just, like,
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overwhelming.
>> KHLOE: I mean, I can't
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think... I'm sorry, but I
can't think about Dad about
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this.
I just can't even fathom the
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thought of Dad knowing that I'm
going to jail.
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I mean, I love my mom, but come
on, please, just, like, don't do
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this to me right now.
Do not suck me into your little
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emotional train that you're
going on.
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Oh, I can't think about Dad.
>> KRIS: Okay, I'll do my best
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to keep my emotions in check.
Oh... it's all right.
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>> KRIS: You're doing okay?
>> KHLOE: Mm-hmm.
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Today I'm going to jail, and I
just want to get it over with
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and never have to worry about it
again.
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>> KRIS: TMZ is stationed at
every gate with their cameras.
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>> KHLOE: No way!
>> KRIS: This is kind of
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serious.
We have ten minutes...
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>> KHLOE: Mom, suck my (bleep)!
>> KIM: I think all of us just
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are trying to be as calm as we
can for Khloe.
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But I think at this point my mom
is a wreck.
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>> KRIS: We could go to, like,
IHOP.
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If we get really close and we
have a whole bunch of time, do
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you want to have breakfast?
>> KHLOE: What up?
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Were you not gonna call me to
say ta-ta?
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What am I talking about?
>> KRIS: Your sister's going to
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jail.
Have a little compassion.
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Kim, would you stop taking
pictures of yourself?
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Your sister's going to jail.
>> KIM: We need the effect of
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everyone on what we're doing...
right while Khloe's gone.
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>> KHLOE: Here, Kim, this.
>> KRIS: I feel like I'm gonna
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barf.
>> KHLOE: Good. Throw up.
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>> KIM: Ready?
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(camera shutters clicking)
>> How's it going, Khloe?
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>> Going to jail-- how long you
gonna be in there, Khloe?
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(reporters murmuring)
Been drinking this morning,
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Khloe?
>> Did you ask Paris for any
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advice?
>> Khloe, right over here.
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>> KHLOE: Now I'm getting
freaked out.
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Swarms of paparazzi are starting
to come.
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>> Khloe, Khloe!
>> KHLOE: This is the last thing
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I want to have to worry about
and have in my face.
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>> Any advice for the youth of
America?
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>> There's no happy hour where
you're going.
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>> Khloe, Khloe!
(camera shutters clicking)
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>> Turn around.
Can I get one here?
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>> Kris, Kris!
>> KRIS: I never thought I would
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be walking into a courthouse to
surrender my daughter, you know,
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to stay in jail.
It was so surreal.
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>> Kris, how do you feel about
your daughter going to jail?
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>> KRIS: All these memories are
swarming around in my head of
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the O.J. Simpson trial.
After our divorce, my ex-husband
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was on O.J. Simpson's defense
team.
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And Nicole was one of my dearest
friends.
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Was probably one of the hardest
things that I'll ever go through
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in my whole life.
>> Khloe, you worried?
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>> KRIS: Because it tore my
family apart.
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It did, it caused a lot of
friction between Robert and I.
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>> Good luck.
Be strong.
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>> Cheers to you, Khloe.
>> Khloe, Khloe!
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>> Is the justice system fair?
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>> KRIS: Hey, Shawn, we were
just getting a little anxious
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about Khloe.
>> KIM: Now that Khloe's gone,
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my mom just is all freaking out.
She doesn't know what to do.
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>> KRIS: Inside, it's just
eating me alive not knowing
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exactly what's happening with
Khloe.
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We're just trying to wait it
out.
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>> KIM: Like, towards the end,
he really wouldn't swallow food,
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you know.
And all he wanted was my cream
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of wheat, and he could not,
like, hardly talk, and he'd be
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like, "Cream of wheat.
You make me cream of wheat."
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And I'd be like, "I got you."
>> KRIS: Robert and I were
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obviously on two separate sides,
um, of the O.J. Simpson trial.
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>> Congratulations.
>> Hi, Debbie.
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>> KRIS: And I think that it
made it really tough for me to
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be nice to him on certain days
because I was so angry about
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what was going on.
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(phone ringing)
Khloe, are you okay?
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>> KHLOE: Yeah, I'm fine.
>> KRIS: Where are you?
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>> KIM: Khloe is going to be
released, due to overcrowding,
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and we just like... we really
can't believe it.
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>> KRIS: I'm so... I'm just
hyperventilating.
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Kim, let's roll.
Come on.
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>> KOURTNEY: Here she comes to
save...
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>> KRIS: Oh, Khlo.
>> KHLOE: Don't be weird.
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>> KRIS: Khloe walks up those
steps, and I've never seen a
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more beautiful face in my entire
life.
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>> KIM: Khlo, put your hands
closer together.
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>> KRIS: Your shoelaces are
gone.
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>> KHLOE: They didn't want me to
hang myself.
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I was only at Lynwood for about
three hours, but you don't want
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to go there.
It's not fun.
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Like, being in there for 30
days, I would have died.
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They, like, search you and,
like, touch your (bleep) and
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everything.
It's so odd.
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I mean, over your clothes.
>> KOURTNEY: Do they do it
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inside?
>> KHLOE: Like, they just have
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to make sure you're not, like,
holding anything.
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>> KRIS: That wasn't stressful.
>> KHLOE: Kourtney's under more
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stress than you are from hanging
out with you that long.
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>> KOURTNEY: Are you celebrating
tonight?
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>> KRIS: I only have one word
for tonight: vodka.
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>> KIM: I'd say, don't say that
to Khloe.
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>> KHLOE: I don't have a
drinking problem!
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I can't drink and drive.
>> KIM: Okay.
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>> KHLOE: I'm out of prison, and
I'm so happy to be out.
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I just want to eat, and then
bathe.
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>> MALIKA: Can I have a wine
list?
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>> WAITER: Yes.
Let me get it for you.
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>> MALIKA: We're celebrating.
>> WAITER: All right.
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>> KRIS: We're actually numbing.
>> MALIKA: Yeah, really.
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>> KHLOE: I'm not in the mood to
drink, but my mom and Kourtney
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decide to order rounds of shots
for everyone.
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>> MALIKA: Kourtney, if you take
it, I'll take it.
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>> KOURTNEY: Oh, (bleep)!
>> KHLOE: Little Miss Kourtney
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gets so (bleep) up.
Like, how appropriate is that?
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>> KHLOE: The officers were
really, really sweet.
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>> KRIS: Tell him what happened.
>> KOURTNEY: Khloe got (bleep).
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>> KHLOE: Kourtney!
>> KOURTNEY: She got (bleep) in
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the butt, too.
>> KHLOE: Kourtney, shut up!
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I just got out of jail for a
DUI.
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I can't be surrounded by drunk
people right now.
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So, is everybody ready to leave?
>> KRIS: Who says you can't
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swallow twice?
Who said that?
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>> KOURTNEY: Oh, that ain't
funny.
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No.
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>> KHLOE: I just hate... like,
these things are ridiculous.
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>> KOURTNEY: Wait, here it says,
"Khloe Kardashian served her
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jail sentence in record time."
>> KIM: Hi.
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>> KOURTNEY AND KHLOE: Hey, Kim.
>> KIM: What are you guys doing?
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>> KOURTNEY: We've been reading
all these stories about Khlo.
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>> KHLOE: I'm an alcoholic.
>> KIM: Really?
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>> KHLOE: It's so depressing.
Makes me not want to even lift a
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finger.
I've been out of jail for a
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couple days, but, you know, I
don't really want to go out and
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give people anything else to say
about me.
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It's... it's not worth it.
>> KRIS: I know, I'm starving.
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When I'm feeling funky about
something, one of the people
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that I always find great comfort
in talking to is my mom.
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I just... I... I feel like I'm
going through these weird
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feelings, you know, concerning
Robert Kardashian, you know.
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And every time his name comes
up, I get really, you know,
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sentimental and...
>> MOTHER: I know you do.
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>> KRIS: Emotional.
>> I mean, I still feel that way
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about Papa, that, you know, I
didn't spend enough time there,
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and, you know, everybody goes
through that.
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>> KRIS: I feel so desperately
guilty about the fact that I
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wasn't there enough in the end
when he passed away, like there
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was something I could have done.
I was the one who initiated the
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divorce, and Robert was really
unhappy about it.
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It's probably one of my biggest,
biggest regrets of my life, but
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after the O.J. Simpson trial, he
got really, really sick, and I
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never really got the opportunity
to express to him the way I
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actually felt, so I feel like I
really let him down.
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>> I don't think so, Kris.
I don't really...
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>> KRIS: Oh, I did.
>> We let people down, but they
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come back up and they still love
us.
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>> KRIS: How did this happen?
How is it that he's gone?
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>> It is not your fault,
sweetheart.
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>> KRIS: I feel like it is.
I just wish that I could come to
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a place where I was okay with
these feelings.
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>> You need to talk to him.
Talk to him and say, "I hope you
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forgive me" 'cause I talk to
Harry all the time.
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You've got to let it go.
>> KRIS: Yeah.
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>> KIM: What do you mean, you're
not going out?
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You don't have to, like, drink
and go crazy.
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You can get dressed up and look
cute and go out.
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>> KHLOE: I don't want to deal
with it.
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>> KIM: Khloe, you have to just,
like, own up to it.
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The thing about Khloe is she's
so tough on the outside, but on
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the inside, she's way more
sensitive than people think.
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>> KIM: You need to face it, get
it over with and not worry about
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what people are going to say.
You just cannot live your life
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that way.
>> KOURTNEY: At least start by
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going out for, like, dinner or
something.
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>> KIM: We want to go out, we go
out.
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We want to go to dinner, we go
to dinner.
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We want to do whatever we want
to do, we do it.
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>> KHLOE: I know I'm not a bad
person.
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I know I don't have a drinking
problem.
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Kim's right. I should go out.
I should enjoy my life.
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Love you, ladies, whoo!
I don't need to sit at home all
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night doing nothing, bored out
of my mind.
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>> PHOTOGRAPHER: Khloe!
>> KOURTNEY: You hear that
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music?
>> PHOTOGRAPHER: You guys been
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drinking tonight?
Khloe, have you been drinking?
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>> KHLOE: Your questions don't
get old at all.
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I shouldn't be afraid of what
the paparazzi's gonna say.
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They're gonna talk, regardless.
Not getting into the driver's
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seat.
I mean, you're such a loser.
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Go away.
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>> KRIS: So you guys, I've been
talking to Grandma, and I'm just
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really struggling with a lot of
stuff, and I wanted to see how
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you guys were feeling about me
going to visit Daddy's grave.
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>> KOURTNEY: Hmm...
>> KRIS: It's been almost five
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years, and with everything going
on with you girls, it seems to
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be really more present all the
time.
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I can't really resolve, and I
just think I need to... pay him
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a visit, that's all.
>> KIM: My dad, I think, to the
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day he passed away, was always
in love with my mom, and I think
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my mom always knew that.
And, you know, I think she felt
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guilty inside over it.
I know that she probably needs
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to do this just for herself.
I think it's a good idea.
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>> KHLOE: I think the idea
sucks.
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I do not think that I want to
remember my dad laying in grass,
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where there's a plaque that says
"In Loving Memory."
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I don't choose to listen to this
conversation.
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>> KIM: Okay, so don't partake.
>> KHLOE: Okay, I'm not.
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>> KIM: Just why are you being
so, like, judgmental about it?
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She's not asking you to go with
her.
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If you don't want to go, you
don't have to go.
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>> KHLOE: She's asking for my
opinion; I think it's a stupid
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idea.
I think you're going to go there
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and make yourself cry more.
>> KIM: Maybe that's good for
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you.
Maybe you should go there and...
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>> KRIS: I always have to hold
my feelings in because you guys
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are always so critical if I just
even say one word.
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>> KOURTNEY: It just upsets us
when you get emotional, and
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that's why...
>> KRIS: But you're mean about
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it.
I just think that you make fun
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of me, Kourtney, and it's not
nice, and Khloe, you're just
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disrespectful.
You know what, all of you think
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about what you say to people
because it's very hurtful, and
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I'm done.
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>> KRIS: Think about what you
say to people because it's very
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hurtful, and I'm done.
>> KIM: You guys are honestly so
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rude.
>> KHLOE: Good.
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>> KIM: No. Wh-Why's that good
that you're rude to your mom?
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>> KRIS: I think no matter how
you lose someone or how long you
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loved them, the loss is still
profound and unbearable.
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To come here is symbolic 'cause
it's a place where I can find
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some closure, do something
that I've been struggling with
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for the last five years.
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I think that you go through
life, and... you don't want to
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have any regrets.
But I think that the one thing
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I wish I could take back in many
ways was getting a divorce.
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It was a very selfish thing to
do when I looked back on it.
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And I'm so sorry for... you
know, ruining that perfect union
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that we had.
I feel like you still probably
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carried some of that pain with
you when you got sick, and the
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one thing that I'll never be
able to change is that I wasn't
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there for you.
And I'll always live with that
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guilt and that pain, but I came
here today (sniffles) to leave
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it here so that I can go home
and be a good mom and a good
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wife.
And I'm really sorry.
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And I'll always love you.
And I just want all of us to
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find peace.
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It was like the most freeing
thing that I have done.
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It was something I needed to do
to move on.
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>> KOURTNEY: Krissy!
>> KHLOE: Kris Jenner.
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>> KRIS: Oh, God.
>> KHLOE: Kourtney and I send
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our most sincerest apology.
>> KOURTNEY: Kim's right: we
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should let you have an outlet to
talk about things.
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We should be there for you
like you're there for us.
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>> KRIS: Finally.
>> KIM: I'm really glad that
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Kourtney and Khloe have
apologized to my mom because I
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just don't think sometimes they
realize how difficult and harsh
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they are with her.
>> KRIS: I love you guys with
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all my heart.
You're my whole life.
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You really are.
And we've all lost something
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that connected all of us.
The best thing of all is that
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he gave us all-- look what I
have-- the four of you.
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>> BRUCE: Everybody in life has
a history, and you know,
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sometimes it's really difficult
to deal with things in the past.
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And Kris deals with that all the
time, especially with her
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ex-husband.
We've talked about it a lot
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throughout the years, and I
know, you know, the more she
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talks about it, probably the
better it gets.
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>> KRIS: I just want you guys to
know that I'm really trying to
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be there for you, and every time
you're there for me, it means
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the world.
>> KHLOE: I'm going to be more
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there for you...
>> KIM: Another hugger, but
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I'll give you a hug.
>> KRIS: I love you guys.
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>> ANNOUNCER: This season on
Keeping Up with the
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Kardashians:
>> KIM: I'm feeling really dirty
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tonight.
>> I wasn't raised with a maid
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like you.
>> KHLOE: Push in the tush!
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Push in the tush!
I was at a boy's house.
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Why do you care?
>> BRUCE: We're going camping.
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(bleep)
>> KOURTNEY: Khloe!
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(laughing)
>> KOURTNEY: I'm Reggie!
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I love you so much.
>> KHLOE: I'm going to move to
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00:21:52,767 --> 00:21:54,266
New York.
>> KRIS: I want you to grow and
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00:21:54,266 --> 00:21:58,433
conquer.
I just want you to do it in L.A.
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00:21:58,433 --> 00:22:00,467
>> BRUCE: You're doing this
PETA thing, don't you think you
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00:22:00,467 --> 00:22:03,100
should lose a few pounds?
>> KHLOE: What?
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00:22:03,100 --> 00:22:05,333
>> SCOTT: What are you doing?
>> KOURTNEY: This is such a
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00:22:05,333 --> 00:22:07,066
joke.
All you care about is Kim.
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00:22:07,066 --> 00:22:08,400
>> KRIS: Why don't you (bleep)
punish me.
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00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:10,467
>> KIM: You guys, are you not
good businesswomen?
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00:22:10,467 --> 00:22:11,667
>> KOURTNEY: I will sue the
(bleep) out of you.
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00:22:11,667 --> 00:22:13,700
>> KRIS: Oh, my God.
(EKG monitor beeping)
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>> So does that mean you're
engaged?
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