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Cass?
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You want me
to look after Hump
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till he dances, and then the
whole bleedin' world blows up.
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So what?
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The old plan
was for total annihilation,
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the new plan is limited.
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[Tires screech]
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What do you want?
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I want a fight.
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[Grunts]
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Time to release Genesis.
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He's all yours.
Shoot him.
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He's not here for me.
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[Feathered Sun's "Bulbo" plays]
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♪ I've been caught
by this feeling ♪
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♪ It's calling me
into the void ♪
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♪ Nothing to believe in ♪
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♪ And nothing to call my own ♪
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♪ I've been caught
by this feeling ♪
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♪ I've been caught,
I've been caught ♪
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♪ Are we caught,
are we caught? ♪
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♪ I've been caught,
I've been caught ♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪ I've been caught
by this feeling ♪
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♪ It's calling me
into the void ♪
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♪ Nothing to believe in ♪
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♪ Nothing to call my own ♪
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- [Muffled bagpipes playing]
- ♪ I've been caught by this feeling ♪
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♪ I've been caught,
I've been caught ♪
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♪ Are we caught,
are we caught? ♪
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- [Whimpering]
- ♪ I've been caught, I've been caught ♪
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Come on, man,
it's gonna be fun.
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- Little dancing, little music.
- ♪ I've been caught by this feeling ♪
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Besides, you look good.
You look like a dead ringer
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for Gene Kelly...
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if he'd been
struck by lightning.
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God:
[Sighs] Gene Kelly.
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I could tell you stories
about Gene Kelly.
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[Chuckles]
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[Crowd cheering in distance]
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Ah!
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Another time.
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[Sighs]
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Don't want to miss the show.
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[Smooches]
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Christ. What...
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What is this?
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Why all the bells
and bagpipes?
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Why not just blow it up
and end the world yourself?
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That's cheating.
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You all have to play your part.
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"Free will."
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[Deep voice] That's the fun.
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- [Door shuts]
- ♪ I've been caught by this feeling ♪
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- And he likes to watch.
- ♪ It's calling me into the void ♪
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Heroin Gandalf
arsehole.
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- [Crowd cheering, indistinct conversations]
- ♪ Nothing to believe in ♪
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♪ Nothing to call my own ♪
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- Announcer: Who's ready for their Messiah?!
- ♪ I've been caught by this feeling ♪
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♪ I've been caught,
I've been caught ♪
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♪ I've been caught,
I've been caught ♪
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He's on his way! But first...
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[Grunting]
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[Straining]
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Aah!
[Groans]
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[Gun cocks]
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Go on.
But I'm tellin' you,
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the parents
will not be happy.
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[Metal scrapes]
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♪♪
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Looks like someone brought a gun
to a knife fight.
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[Metal scrapes]
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♪♪
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Knoxville, Tennessee.
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Waitressing,
substitute teaching.
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Whatever. I...
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My real job was rum and Cokes
and making bad choices.
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[Sniffles, chuckles]
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Sleeping with cops,
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dealing weed to eighth graders.
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I was lost.
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Until I met Klaus.
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[Chuckles softly]
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Saw his... his strength,
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his humorless cruelty, and I...
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I was lost all over again.
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Oh, yeah.
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Nothing like humorless cruelty
to get you going.
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Shut up!
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♪♪
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[Breathes heavily]
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I am so sick and tired
of you non-believers!
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Smoking and smirking
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and just thinking
of themselves
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and what they're gonna get!
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Well, you don't
have to think anymore
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because when the Righteous
lays down with the Wicked...?
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This is what they get.
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[Gun clicking]
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- [Screams]
- [Gun clicks]
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[Screams]
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[Breathing heavily]
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♪♪
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Dammit, Sarah.
You can't do anything right.
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Um...
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- May I?
- [Sniffles]
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[Sniffles, sighs]
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Sometimes with
the Sig Sauer
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when the firing pin
gets hot...
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- [Blows]
- [Gun clicks]
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It jams, I know.
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[Gun cocks, metal clinks]
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True what you say about
selfishness in the world.
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Sometimes doing what's right
for you
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and just you...
no cause,
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no religion, no man...
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it ain't selfish at all.
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Sometimes
it's just righteous.
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♪♪
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Now, this is fixed
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but I'm gonna keep it.
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I got tons of 'em.
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♪♪
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[Footsteps depart]
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- [Upbeat blues-rock music plays]
- [Both grunting]
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♪♪
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[Groaning]
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- ♪ Going down ♪
- [Fax machine beeps]
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- Starr: Still not working.
- Adnan: [On phone] I can send
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a technician out there. He'll be
able to take care of everything.
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No, th-there's no time
for an in-house service call.
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- ♪ Going down ♪
- The world is ending today.
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Please hold, sir.
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- Don't put me on hold again.
- Please hold, sir.
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- No... Adnan.
- Just a moment.
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Are you listening?
I said don't put me on...
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Adnan. Adnan!
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[Recorder playing
"Hot Cross Buns"]
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[Indistinct conversations]
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Hey, you're, uh?
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[Chuckles] Big fan.
So's my wife.
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Honey? Say hello.
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It's just such a pleasure.
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The pleasure is mine.
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Hey, while I have you?
Lemme bend yer ear a minute,
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'cause I got
a lot of questions.
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[Cheers and applause]
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Announcer:
Now, ladies and gentlemen,
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the moment
we've been waiting for
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for 2,000 years.
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The Messiah!
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[Cheers and applause]
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Show time.
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[Whimpers]
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Look, I don't like it,
either,
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but this is the deal,
so come on.
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[Whimpers]
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Don't give me that.
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They were gonna kill you.
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Uh... no.
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- Come on.
- [Sniffles, whimpers]
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You can't hide
in the clothes.
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- [Whimpers]
- Don't hide in the clothes!
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No.
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- Uh, no.
- Get out!
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Aah!
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[Whimpers]
No!
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Now. They're all
gonna die anyway! Come on.
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[Whimpering]
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♪♪
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What are you doing, Cass?
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♪♪
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[Grunting]
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[Gunshot]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[Grunting]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Come on!
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Hippie wimp.
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Fascist pig.
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[Both screaming]
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[All screaming, grunting]
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♪♪
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[Crowd cheering]
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♪♪
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[Clock ticking loudly]
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[Gun cocks]
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♪♪
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[Crowd roaring]
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[Intercom beeps]
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Woman: Dr. Goldberg
to Neurology. Dr. Goldberg...
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Doctor: [Australian accent]
Okay, he's waking up.
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- Let's remove the bandages.
- [Monitors beeping]
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Hello, there, mate.
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You've had an accident.
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The bad news is,
suffered some facial trauma.
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But the good news is,
you're gonna be fine.
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Nurse, could you, uh...
could you grab the mirror?
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The plastic surgeons here been
working day and night...
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called you
their passion project.
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So we're all just a little bit
curious to see... what...
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- Oh, my God.
- [Woman gasps]
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[Women screaming]
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Have some respect, people!
It's still a human being!
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♪♪
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[Whooshing, thud]
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[Both grunting]
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♪♪
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[Gunshot]
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[Groans]
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♪♪
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Hyah!
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[Grunting]
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[Groaning]
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♪♪
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Oh, he got me.
Right in the pancreas.
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But you come back to life,
right?
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Agh.
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I shat myself.
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Oh, I-I haven't
done that since...
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He can't kill you.
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He can kill anything.
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Our baby, our baby.
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Do... Do the right thing.
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What is that?
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[The Saint growls]
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Sweetheart!
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Genesis...
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[Breathing heavily]
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[Wheezes]
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[Two gunshots]
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♪♪
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[Grunting]
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♪♪
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[Splatting]
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[Continues grunting]
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♪♪
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[Sighs]
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Alright.
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[Grunts]
Well...
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You win.
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[Groans]
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Goodbye, Preacher.
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- [Gun cocks]
- Burn in hell.
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[Silence]
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You hear that?
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Peace and quiet.
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Family picnics,
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planting a garden.
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That's what He's offering.
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And that's what you want.
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So go on.
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One last kill.
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♪♪
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If that's really
what you want...
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♪♪
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[Both grunting]
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♪♪
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If he lives,
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everyone dies.
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You get that, right?
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It's not my problem.
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[Humperdoo whimpering]
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Hump, go wait
in the clothes.
274
00:13:26,114 --> 00:13:28,039
What the hell
is wrong with you,
275
00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:31,117
hmm?
276
00:13:31,119 --> 00:13:33,862
Jesse?
277
00:13:33,864 --> 00:13:35,547
I love him.
278
00:13:35,549 --> 00:13:37,949
Ever since
I was a little kid.
279
00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:40,460
And I never stopped.
280
00:13:40,462 --> 00:13:42,295
He came back and...
281
00:13:42,297 --> 00:13:44,372
[Sighs] I get
282
00:13:44,374 --> 00:13:46,483
that that sucks
a little bit for you.
283
00:13:46,485 --> 00:13:48,026
I get it.
284
00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:51,563
But you want to blow up
the whole world 'cause of it?
285
00:13:51,565 --> 00:13:54,950
Wise up, quit acting
like a baby, and move.
286
00:13:56,996 --> 00:13:58,704
Move!
287
00:14:01,834 --> 00:14:04,893
[Chuckles softly]
288
00:14:04,895 --> 00:14:07,245
What do you want me
to say, huh?
289
00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:09,080
You're my best friend.
290
00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:13,659
No one, and I mean no one,
makes me laugh like you do.
291
00:14:13,661 --> 00:14:15,587
And you know
I love you, but...
292
00:14:15,589 --> 00:14:18,724
Only when I'm sad,
293
00:14:18,726 --> 00:14:20,817
and I need a little shag.
294
00:14:20,819 --> 00:14:22,894
[Both grunt]
295
00:14:25,749 --> 00:14:28,525
You've hit me a lot.
296
00:14:28,527 --> 00:14:33,196
And, honestly, I-I let it go
because I love you.
297
00:14:33,198 --> 00:14:35,398
So I just let you hurt me.
298
00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:37,809
But I am so done.
299
00:14:37,811 --> 00:14:40,686
And if you hit me
like that again,
300
00:14:40,688 --> 00:14:43,373
honestly, I'm gonna
fucking kill you.
301
00:14:46,879 --> 00:14:49,354
I'm sorry.
302
00:14:49,356 --> 00:14:51,548
[Grunting]
303
00:14:51,550 --> 00:14:53,366
[Crowd singing Grail anthem]
304
00:14:53,368 --> 00:14:55,719
Henry: First I'm hearing it.
You know? You're my best friend.
305
00:14:55,721 --> 00:14:58,463
You think it's okay
to try and grab-ass my wife?
306
00:14:58,465 --> 00:15:00,540
Henry, he didn't grab-ass.
He just sent me a text.
307
00:15:00,542 --> 00:15:02,059
But that's not even
the worst of it.
308
00:15:02,061 --> 00:15:03,435
- [Sighs]
- Next he tries to tell me that...
309
00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:09,557
You're disappointed
in me.
310
00:15:09,559 --> 00:15:12,519
You're just
another unbeliever.
311
00:15:12,521 --> 00:15:14,529
Stand up
and get on the tarp.
312
00:15:14,531 --> 00:15:18,633
And you believe
what, exactly?
313
00:15:18,635 --> 00:15:21,727
Duty. Service.
314
00:15:21,729 --> 00:15:23,488
Righteousness.
315
00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:26,908
Toiling in a harsh
and hateful life
316
00:15:26,910 --> 00:15:29,460
to be rewarded in Paradise.
317
00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:33,423
Life is not a thing
to pass through.
318
00:15:33,425 --> 00:15:38,486
Life is the thing itself.
319
00:15:38,488 --> 00:15:39,988
Look there...
320
00:15:39,990 --> 00:15:44,768
The particulates of dust
dancing in the window light.
321
00:15:44,770 --> 00:15:48,555
Nothing very hateful
about that, is there?
322
00:15:48,557 --> 00:15:51,499
I just got off the phone
with a submarine commander
323
00:15:51,501 --> 00:15:53,685
in the Egyptian Navy.
324
00:15:53,687 --> 00:15:58,423
While the world turns to ash,
we'll make our escape.
325
00:15:58,425 --> 00:16:02,093
No, you're getting
on the tarp!
326
00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:04,270
♪♪
327
00:16:04,272 --> 00:16:05,947
We?
328
00:16:05,949 --> 00:16:10,368
We're going to live
under the sea. You and I.
329
00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:13,371
Eating, yoga,
330
00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:16,191
talking about
books we like.
331
00:16:16,193 --> 00:16:20,137
Pleasuring you repeatedly
with my anus.
332
00:16:20,139 --> 00:16:24,699
I don't think you'll get that
kind of offer from Paradise.
333
00:16:24,701 --> 00:16:27,293
♪♪
334
00:16:27,295 --> 00:16:31,130
You are of great value to me,
Flufferman.
335
00:16:31,132 --> 00:16:33,483
And you always have been.
336
00:16:33,485 --> 00:16:38,980
♪♪
337
00:16:38,982 --> 00:16:44,494
♪♪
338
00:16:44,496 --> 00:16:46,830
Sorry, sir.
339
00:16:46,832 --> 00:16:48,648
But my name
340
00:16:48,650 --> 00:16:51,501
- is Feathersto...
- [Gunshot]
341
00:16:51,503 --> 00:17:01,403
♪♪
342
00:17:01,405 --> 00:17:11,246
♪♪
343
00:17:11,248 --> 00:17:21,013
♪♪
344
00:17:21,015 --> 00:17:30,790
♪♪
345
00:17:33,796 --> 00:17:36,379
[Both grunting]
346
00:17:36,381 --> 00:17:40,291
♪♪
347
00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:41,534
[Whimpers]
348
00:17:41,536 --> 00:17:47,157
♪♪
349
00:17:47,159 --> 00:17:52,646
♪♪
350
00:17:52,648 --> 00:17:55,398
[Piano playing
upbeat ragtime music]
351
00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:57,734
[Crowd booing, jeering]
352
00:17:57,736 --> 00:18:02,130
♪♪
353
00:18:02,132 --> 00:18:05,224
The clock says zero.
354
00:18:05,226 --> 00:18:08,728
He has to dance.
That's the signal.
355
00:18:08,730 --> 00:18:10,646
- [Chanting] Kill! Us! All!
- [Chanting] Kill! Us! All!
356
00:18:10,648 --> 00:18:14,059
- Kill! Us! All! Kill! Us! All!
- Kill! Us! All! Kill! Us! All!
357
00:18:14,061 --> 00:18:15,376
- Kill! Us! All!
- Kill! Us! All!
358
00:18:15,378 --> 00:18:16,577
Henry:
...at the end of the day,
359
00:18:16,579 --> 00:18:18,404
how many beers you've had
is no excuse.
360
00:18:18,406 --> 00:18:20,590
I wonder where
the Holy Child is?
361
00:18:20,592 --> 00:18:23,242
- It's been a while.
- You know these performer types.
362
00:18:23,244 --> 00:18:24,427
Want us to beg for it.
363
00:18:24,429 --> 00:18:26,488
Maybe somebody
should check on Him?
364
00:18:26,490 --> 00:18:27,897
I'm in the middle
of my story.
365
00:18:27,899 --> 00:18:29,599
Or not.
It's your apocalypse.
366
00:18:29,601 --> 00:18:31,175
You can die
some other day.
367
00:18:31,177 --> 00:18:33,753
I want to die today.
Let's go.
368
00:18:33,755 --> 00:18:35,772
[Crowd chanting
"Kill! Us! All!"]
369
00:18:35,774 --> 00:18:37,089
I'd bring help.
370
00:18:37,091 --> 00:18:38,850
Woman: I want to die!
371
00:18:38,852 --> 00:18:42,186
In case
he has stage fright.
372
00:18:42,188 --> 00:18:44,672
[Crowd chanting
"Kill! Us! All!"]
373
00:18:44,674 --> 00:18:50,178
♪♪
374
00:18:50,180 --> 00:18:52,030
[Grunting]
375
00:18:52,032 --> 00:18:55,016
♪♪
376
00:18:55,018 --> 00:18:56,826
[Whimpers]
377
00:18:56,828 --> 00:19:05,902
♪♪
378
00:19:05,904 --> 00:19:14,877
♪♪
379
00:19:14,879 --> 00:19:17,814
[Both grunting]
380
00:19:17,816 --> 00:19:18,998
[Knock on door]
381
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:22,635
Henry: Messiah!
382
00:19:22,637 --> 00:19:24,671
Messiah?
383
00:19:24,673 --> 00:19:27,490
♪♪
384
00:19:27,492 --> 00:19:28,974
[Straining]
385
00:19:28,976 --> 00:19:30,026
Messiah!
386
00:19:30,028 --> 00:19:31,903
[Knock on door]
387
00:19:31,905 --> 00:19:35,156
- Messiah!
- [Two gunshots]
388
00:19:35,158 --> 00:19:38,043
[Soldier roars, slams into door]
389
00:19:38,045 --> 00:19:40,486
[Both panting]
390
00:19:40,488 --> 00:19:44,732
- [Pounding on door]
- Still think I'm the funniest?
391
00:19:44,734 --> 00:19:46,584
Yeah.
392
00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:48,160
I do, actually.
393
00:19:48,162 --> 00:19:51,197
[Soldier roaring,
pounding on door]
394
00:19:51,199 --> 00:19:54,033
♪♪
395
00:19:54,035 --> 00:19:55,368
[Whimpers]
396
00:19:55,370 --> 00:19:59,255
♪♪
397
00:19:59,257 --> 00:20:00,540
Cass...
398
00:20:00,542 --> 00:20:03,560
I know.
399
00:20:03,562 --> 00:20:05,528
- Cass...
- I know.
400
00:20:05,530 --> 00:20:07,605
♪♪
401
00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:09,032
Gawuhnnn...
402
00:20:09,034 --> 00:20:11,158
[Roars]
403
00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:14,262
♪♪
404
00:20:14,264 --> 00:20:17,690
So much for second chances.
405
00:20:17,692 --> 00:20:20,192
To the Moo...
406
00:20:20,194 --> 00:20:28,960
♪♪
407
00:20:28,962 --> 00:20:37,727
♪♪
408
00:20:37,729 --> 00:20:40,230
[Thud]
409
00:20:40,232 --> 00:20:47,011
♪♪
410
00:20:47,013 --> 00:20:53,726
♪♪
411
00:20:53,728 --> 00:20:56,137
Cassidy: He was
the best person I ever met.
412
00:20:56,139 --> 00:20:57,655
No bullshit,
413
00:20:57,657 --> 00:21:00,417
no agendas.
414
00:21:00,419 --> 00:21:02,401
And he liked everyone,
415
00:21:02,403 --> 00:21:04,921
even assholes.
416
00:21:04,923 --> 00:21:08,483
♪♪
417
00:21:08,485 --> 00:21:10,985
It was the way I'd feel
when I was with him, you know?
418
00:21:10,987 --> 00:21:12,578
[Sniffles]
419
00:21:12,580 --> 00:21:15,990
It just felt like it...
like it changed yeh.
420
00:21:15,992 --> 00:21:18,918
♪♪
421
00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:21,512
[Crying]
He was really special.
422
00:21:21,514 --> 00:21:29,779
♪♪
423
00:21:29,781 --> 00:21:38,121
♪♪
424
00:21:38,123 --> 00:21:46,521
♪♪
425
00:21:46,523 --> 00:21:49,466
[Both screaming crazily]
426
00:21:49,468 --> 00:21:52,135
♪♪
427
00:21:52,137 --> 00:21:55,472
Jew!
428
00:21:55,474 --> 00:21:56,864
Jew!
429
00:21:56,866 --> 00:22:00,143
You're god... damn... right.
430
00:22:00,145 --> 00:22:02,612
[Screams]
431
00:22:02,614 --> 00:22:05,315
[Both grunting]
432
00:22:05,317 --> 00:22:14,991
♪♪
433
00:22:14,993 --> 00:22:16,159
Dad?
434
00:22:16,161 --> 00:22:18,495
It's time, son.
435
00:22:18,497 --> 00:22:21,097
Finally.
436
00:22:21,099 --> 00:22:22,207
It's... It's time for what?
437
00:22:22,209 --> 00:22:24,642
To...
438
00:22:24,644 --> 00:22:26,628
To be the Messiah.
439
00:22:26,630 --> 00:22:29,321
♪♪
440
00:22:29,323 --> 00:22:34,177
- [Chanting] Messiah. Messiah.
- [Chanting] Messiah. Messiah.
441
00:22:34,179 --> 00:22:40,258
- Messiah. Messiah. Messiah.
- Messiah. Messiah. Messiah.
442
00:22:40,260 --> 00:22:42,727
[Crowd booing, jeering]
443
00:22:44,689 --> 00:22:47,657
I got some bad news
for you people.
444
00:22:47,659 --> 00:22:50,718
[Crowd continues booing]
445
00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:52,821
[Echoing] So listen up.
446
00:22:52,823 --> 00:22:54,864
[Crowd quiets]
447
00:22:57,385 --> 00:23:00,094
You're saying no?
448
00:23:00,096 --> 00:23:02,813
I used to want it.
449
00:23:02,815 --> 00:23:04,949
To be the Savior
for everyone...
450
00:23:04,951 --> 00:23:06,191
like you promised?
451
00:23:06,193 --> 00:23:07,693
I'm just a person,
you know,
452
00:23:07,695 --> 00:23:09,270
no better or no worse
than anybody.
453
00:23:09,272 --> 00:23:12,607
Y-You know
I don't need you,
454
00:23:12,609 --> 00:23:13,791
right?
455
00:23:13,793 --> 00:23:15,868
The "Messiah" thing,
456
00:23:15,870 --> 00:23:20,114
i-it's just...
it's... it's showbiz.
457
00:23:20,116 --> 00:23:22,784
I could blow the whole thing up
myself at any time
458
00:23:22,786 --> 00:23:24,919
f-for any reason.
459
00:23:24,921 --> 00:23:27,730
Or. You could be merciful.
460
00:23:27,732 --> 00:23:29,073
M-Mer...
461
00:23:29,075 --> 00:23:31,809
Patient, tolerant
and loving.
462
00:23:31,811 --> 00:23:33,144
Loving?!
463
00:23:33,146 --> 00:23:34,720
Yeah.
464
00:23:34,722 --> 00:23:38,408
"And these
three things remain:
465
00:23:38,410 --> 00:23:41,578
faith, hope, and love.
466
00:23:41,580 --> 00:23:43,212
- The greatest of these ..."
- [Doors open]
467
00:23:43,214 --> 00:23:50,211
♪♪
468
00:23:53,925 --> 00:23:56,134
[Footsteps]
469
00:24:03,384 --> 00:24:04,667
Run.
470
00:24:04,669 --> 00:24:06,469
[Up-tempo rock music plays]
471
00:24:06,471 --> 00:24:08,496
♪ I feel free ♪
472
00:24:08,498 --> 00:24:13,258
♪♪
473
00:24:13,260 --> 00:24:16,771
♪ I feel free ♪
474
00:24:16,773 --> 00:24:19,264
[Engine starts, revs]
475
00:24:19,266 --> 00:24:28,699
♪♪
476
00:24:28,701 --> 00:24:33,187
[Normal voice] The world
is not coming to an end.
477
00:24:33,189 --> 00:24:35,706
Not today anyway.
478
00:24:35,708 --> 00:24:40,119
We're not getting away with it
that easy.
479
00:24:40,121 --> 00:24:46,125
So for all of you watching this
unhappy horseshit talent show?
480
00:24:46,127 --> 00:24:48,669
[Echoing] Turn your TVs off.
481
00:24:48,671 --> 00:24:52,723
♪♪
482
00:24:52,725 --> 00:24:54,633
Major:
That's disappointing.
483
00:24:54,635 --> 00:24:57,528
[Monitor beeping, door opens]
484
00:25:05,163 --> 00:25:06,737
Doctor:
I was at home lying in bed...
485
00:25:06,739 --> 00:25:10,333
and I couldn't stop
thinking about you.
486
00:25:10,335 --> 00:25:13,819
Thinking about
what you've endured.
487
00:25:13,821 --> 00:25:16,714
It's been so hard,
hasn't it?
488
00:25:18,492 --> 00:25:19,717
Yeah.
489
00:25:22,739 --> 00:25:25,239
Doctor: I'm here to help
make it easy for you.
490
00:25:25,241 --> 00:25:28,242
I can't do everything
because of ethical concerns,
491
00:25:28,244 --> 00:25:31,187
but I can switch
this heart monitor off...
492
00:25:31,189 --> 00:25:34,691
- What?
- take the safety off this morphine drip...
493
00:25:34,693 --> 00:25:39,270
It's your time to lay
your burden down, son.
494
00:25:39,272 --> 00:25:42,440
It's time to sleep
with the angels.
495
00:25:42,442 --> 00:25:44,942
When I leave,
you just press that button
496
00:25:44,944 --> 00:25:47,595
again and again and again.
497
00:25:47,597 --> 00:25:50,114
And then you are free.
498
00:25:50,116 --> 00:25:51,541
Okay?
499
00:26:10,562 --> 00:26:18,292
♪♪
500
00:26:18,294 --> 00:26:25,891
♪♪
501
00:26:25,893 --> 00:26:33,491
♪♪
502
00:26:33,493 --> 00:26:35,418
- Geez. You try to help someone...
- [Door opens]
503
00:26:35,420 --> 00:26:38,403
[Door shuts]
504
00:26:38,405 --> 00:26:42,666
[Normal voice]
God's gone. Again.
505
00:26:42,668 --> 00:26:44,427
He's on the run.
506
00:26:44,429 --> 00:26:48,431
Again. And I say good. Go, run.
507
00:26:48,433 --> 00:26:51,350
I've been searching for Him
a long time now.
508
00:26:53,496 --> 00:26:56,481
So long I can't remember not.
509
00:26:58,777 --> 00:27:03,337
What do I have to show for it?
510
00:27:03,339 --> 00:27:07,784
What good has it done me?
511
00:27:07,786 --> 00:27:10,870
Other than make me see
the worst in myself...
512
00:27:14,867 --> 00:27:19,462
...miss the best
in others that I care about.
513
00:27:22,192 --> 00:27:26,702
So I'm gonna stop looking.
514
00:27:26,704 --> 00:27:29,196
And that's where
you fascist assholes come in.
515
00:27:29,198 --> 00:27:31,957
Because I'm not done with God.
516
00:27:31,959 --> 00:27:33,810
Make no mistake.
517
00:27:33,812 --> 00:27:36,345
No matter where He runs,
518
00:27:36,347 --> 00:27:38,915
no matter how long it takes,
519
00:27:38,917 --> 00:27:43,544
I want Him found!
520
00:27:43,546 --> 00:27:45,971
So...
521
00:27:45,973 --> 00:27:48,107
[Echoing] Go find Him.
522
00:27:48,109 --> 00:27:50,801
♪♪
523
00:27:50,803 --> 00:27:53,353
[Marching footsteps]
524
00:27:53,355 --> 00:27:58,409
♪♪
525
00:27:58,411 --> 00:28:03,488
♪♪
526
00:28:03,490 --> 00:28:05,341
[Doors shut]
527
00:28:11,187 --> 00:28:14,499
[Car horn blares]
528
00:28:14,501 --> 00:28:16,894
[Seagull squawking]
529
00:28:19,357 --> 00:28:21,607
[Guitar tuning]
530
00:28:35,582 --> 00:28:37,832
[Guitar tuning]
531
00:28:47,552 --> 00:28:49,051
Doors.
532
00:28:51,672 --> 00:28:53,890
[Car door shuts]
533
00:28:58,804 --> 00:29:01,397
[Playing Circle Jerks'
"Stars and Stripes"]
534
00:29:01,399 --> 00:29:08,237
♪♪
535
00:29:08,239 --> 00:29:15,136
♪♪
536
00:29:15,138 --> 00:29:21,976
♪♪
537
00:29:21,978 --> 00:29:24,086
[Circle Jerks'
"Stars and Stripes" playing]
538
00:29:24,088 --> 00:29:27,614
♪♪
539
00:29:27,616 --> 00:29:30,051
- Whoo-hoo! Whoo!
- [Crowd cheering]
540
00:29:34,098 --> 00:29:37,225
Tulip: So quiet.
541
00:29:37,227 --> 00:29:39,418
Cassidy: Christ.
542
00:29:39,420 --> 00:29:41,604
The three of us
saved the world.
543
00:29:41,606 --> 00:29:43,080
In, like...
544
00:29:43,082 --> 00:29:45,924
Like, in an actual sense.
545
00:29:45,926 --> 00:29:50,004
Not many people
can say that, huh?
546
00:29:50,006 --> 00:29:53,357
Churchill.
547
00:29:53,359 --> 00:29:55,959
Lincoln.
548
00:29:55,961 --> 00:29:58,862
Who else?
549
00:29:58,864 --> 00:30:00,181
Frodo Baggins.
550
00:30:00,183 --> 00:30:02,774
[Chuckles]
551
00:30:02,776 --> 00:30:04,927
- Is fictional.
- Mm?
552
00:30:04,929 --> 00:30:06,261
Is a fictional character.
553
00:30:06,263 --> 00:30:08,189
You say so.
554
00:30:08,191 --> 00:30:10,874
The little guy with the furry
feet, lives with the wizard?
555
00:30:10,876 --> 00:30:13,285
- It's not real.
- Alright. Firstly,
556
00:30:13,287 --> 00:30:15,863
the wizard was a guest, man. He
never actually lived with him.
557
00:30:15,865 --> 00:30:16,806
And, "B"...
558
00:30:16,808 --> 00:30:19,350
Till the end of the world!
559
00:30:27,092 --> 00:30:30,969
Alright.
560
00:30:30,971 --> 00:30:33,305
Now what?
561
00:30:33,307 --> 00:30:37,642
[The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion's
"Black Thoughts" playing]
562
00:30:37,644 --> 00:30:47,436
♪♪
563
00:30:47,438 --> 00:30:49,939
[Tires squealing]
564
00:30:49,941 --> 00:30:52,583
♪♪
565
00:30:52,585 --> 00:30:54,585
[Dog barking]
566
00:30:54,587 --> 00:30:58,330
♪♪
567
00:30:58,332 --> 00:31:00,499
- Jesse: Shit.
- Tulip: You think they gave up?
568
00:31:00,501 --> 00:31:01,925
[Tires screech]
569
00:31:01,927 --> 00:31:04,020
The Rodriguez Brothers?
570
00:31:04,022 --> 00:31:06,597
- All this for that thing?
- [Car door shuts, guns cocking]
571
00:31:06,599 --> 00:31:10,100
Tulip: It's a distributor
from a 1936 Cord 810.
572
00:31:10,102 --> 00:31:11,861
They don't even
make 'em anymore.
573
00:31:11,863 --> 00:31:14,104
- Ammo?
- [Man shouts indistinctly]
574
00:31:14,106 --> 00:31:15,272
I could just
throw it at them.
575
00:31:15,274 --> 00:31:17,283
[Shouting in Spanish]
576
00:31:21,372 --> 00:31:24,723
[Machine-gun fire]
577
00:31:24,725 --> 00:31:26,392
I could make them
blow each other.
578
00:31:26,394 --> 00:31:29,912
[Dog barking,
men shouting in Spanish]
579
00:31:29,914 --> 00:31:31,613
Okay, there's eight
of them.
580
00:31:31,615 --> 00:31:33,382
They got shotguns
and pistols...
581
00:31:33,384 --> 00:31:35,384
Juan and his nephew,
they got Kalashnikovs.
582
00:31:35,386 --> 00:31:37,702
But we got...
583
00:31:37,704 --> 00:31:40,056
bullet...
584
00:31:40,058 --> 00:31:42,224
- rolling papers...
- [Siren wailing in distance]
585
00:31:42,226 --> 00:31:44,894
and, uh...
586
00:31:44,896 --> 00:31:46,970
power lines.
587
00:31:46,972 --> 00:31:49,423
Got your lighter?
588
00:31:49,425 --> 00:31:51,216
♪♪
589
00:31:51,218 --> 00:31:53,811
Do not tell me
you lost it again?
590
00:31:53,813 --> 00:31:55,129
[Chuckling]
No, I got it.
591
00:31:55,131 --> 00:31:58,240
So, what? Huh?
592
00:31:58,242 --> 00:32:00,284
I'm just happy.
593
00:32:00,286 --> 00:32:03,821
[Car doors shut]
594
00:32:03,823 --> 00:32:05,706
[Metal clinks]
595
00:32:08,452 --> 00:32:10,994
Kamal: Good.
596
00:32:10,996 --> 00:32:13,997
Mrs. MacDougall
will be very pleased
597
00:32:13,999 --> 00:32:17,668
with the transmission now.
598
00:32:17,670 --> 00:32:20,170
Any problems?
599
00:32:20,172 --> 00:32:22,656
- You?
- We had an accident.
600
00:32:22,658 --> 00:32:26,268
Actually three.
But, uh, she's fine.
601
00:32:26,270 --> 00:32:28,104
Sleeping.
602
00:32:44,029 --> 00:32:46,122
[Sighs]
603
00:32:48,851 --> 00:32:50,668
Cassidy called.
604
00:32:52,779 --> 00:32:54,188
And?
605
00:32:54,190 --> 00:32:57,524
He's at a peyote conference
in Oaxaca.
606
00:32:57,526 --> 00:32:59,526
I thought
he was coming back?
607
00:32:59,528 --> 00:33:02,296
I guess not yet.
608
00:33:02,298 --> 00:33:03,739
How'd he sound?
609
00:33:03,741 --> 00:33:06,158
Sounded okay.
610
00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:08,719
Apparently, he threw up
with Woody Harrelson.
611
00:33:08,721 --> 00:33:11,038
[Chuckles softly]
612
00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:14,775
Sounds about right.
613
00:33:14,777 --> 00:33:16,944
She looks just like you.
614
00:33:16,946 --> 00:33:18,988
[Telephone ringing in distance]
615
00:33:21,492 --> 00:33:25,386
I know
I keep saying that.
616
00:33:25,388 --> 00:33:27,413
I don't mind.
617
00:33:29,792 --> 00:33:32,251
Uh, phone for Jesse.
618
00:33:36,415 --> 00:33:38,916
Hello?
619
00:33:38,918 --> 00:33:40,584
Tulip:
♪ And I will drink the clear ♪
620
00:33:40,586 --> 00:33:45,264
♪ Clean water
for to quench my thirst ♪
621
00:33:45,266 --> 00:33:49,351
♪ I shall watch the ferry-boats
and they'll get high ♪
622
00:33:53,766 --> 00:33:57,943
♪ On a bluer ocean
against tomorrow's sky ♪
623
00:34:02,015 --> 00:34:05,618
♪ I will never
grow so old again ♪
624
00:34:19,442 --> 00:34:21,175
What?
625
00:34:24,447 --> 00:34:28,057
They found Him.
626
00:34:28,059 --> 00:34:30,041
I have to go.
627
00:34:30,043 --> 00:34:32,061
♪♪
628
00:34:32,063 --> 00:34:35,289
I want to go.
629
00:34:35,291 --> 00:34:37,483
Where is he?
630
00:34:37,485 --> 00:34:39,818
♪♪
631
00:34:39,820 --> 00:34:42,145
San Antonio.
632
00:34:42,147 --> 00:34:52,014
♪♪
633
00:34:52,016 --> 00:35:01,757
♪♪
634
00:35:01,759 --> 00:35:11,559
♪♪
635
00:35:11,561 --> 00:35:14,103
[Gunshot]
636
00:35:17,733 --> 00:35:21,835
♪♪
637
00:35:21,837 --> 00:35:23,487
Welcome.
638
00:35:26,650 --> 00:35:29,693
Come, my child.
639
00:35:29,695 --> 00:35:31,887
Sit with me.
640
00:35:31,889 --> 00:35:37,776
♪♪
641
00:35:37,778 --> 00:35:43,732
♪♪
642
00:35:43,734 --> 00:35:46,802
[Echoing] Go about your lives.
643
00:35:46,804 --> 00:35:55,144
♪♪
644
00:35:55,146 --> 00:36:03,518
♪♪
645
00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:06,213
[Sighs]
646
00:36:06,215 --> 00:36:08,398
Go ahead.
647
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:09,733
Make it day.
648
00:36:09,735 --> 00:36:11,818
[Grunts]
649
00:36:11,820 --> 00:36:13,720
Make it night.
650
00:36:13,722 --> 00:36:15,722
[Grunts]
651
00:36:15,724 --> 00:36:17,724
♪♪
652
00:36:17,726 --> 00:36:20,169
[Sighs]
653
00:36:20,171 --> 00:36:21,912
Well,
654
00:36:21,914 --> 00:36:25,082
now that we have that
out of the way.
655
00:36:25,084 --> 00:36:27,067
Beer? Soda pop?
656
00:36:27,069 --> 00:36:29,419
Diet Dr Pepper?
657
00:36:29,421 --> 00:36:32,589
[Both sigh]
658
00:36:32,591 --> 00:36:34,683
[Normal voice]
I have so many questions.
659
00:36:34,685 --> 00:36:38,169
[Chuckling]
660
00:36:38,171 --> 00:36:39,772
[Sniffs]
661
00:36:42,434 --> 00:36:45,435
Ask.
662
00:36:45,437 --> 00:36:49,365
Uh, I mean.
663
00:36:49,367 --> 00:36:51,133
Kids with cancer?
664
00:36:51,135 --> 00:36:54,185
Ah, well, suffering
665
00:36:54,187 --> 00:36:57,431
is a great teacher.
666
00:36:57,433 --> 00:36:59,524
It gives a person strength.
667
00:36:59,526 --> 00:37:01,234
Or it kills you.
668
00:37:01,236 --> 00:37:05,622
And teaches strength
to those left behind.
669
00:37:05,624 --> 00:37:08,775
Alright.
670
00:37:08,777 --> 00:37:11,795
All the other religions?
They're... They're wrong?
671
00:37:11,797 --> 00:37:13,747
Oh, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
672
00:37:13,749 --> 00:37:15,557
There's a lot that, uh,...
that is right,
673
00:37:15,559 --> 00:37:20,545
that I, uh, admire
about the other faiths.
674
00:37:20,547 --> 00:37:22,380
But they're going to Hell?
675
00:37:22,382 --> 00:37:24,625
No.
No, no, no, no.
676
00:37:24,627 --> 00:37:27,260
Not, uh...
Not necessarily.
677
00:37:27,262 --> 00:37:28,737
[Chuckling]
Right, right.
678
00:37:28,739 --> 00:37:30,797
[Chuckles]
679
00:37:30,799 --> 00:37:33,391
What about life
on other planets?
680
00:37:33,393 --> 00:37:36,987
[Laughing]
681
00:37:36,989 --> 00:37:39,865
- No.
- What?
682
00:37:39,867 --> 00:37:42,084
Organic gases,
water deposits, sure.
683
00:37:42,086 --> 00:37:44,161
Come on.
I mean, all the planets?
684
00:37:44,163 --> 00:37:45,812
Even the ones
we don't know about?
685
00:37:45,814 --> 00:37:48,665
What, you want aliens with, uh,
bug eyes and laser guns
686
00:37:48,667 --> 00:37:50,241
coming to get you?
Sorry.
687
00:37:50,243 --> 00:37:51,485
[Laughs]
688
00:37:51,487 --> 00:37:54,196
Well...
689
00:37:54,198 --> 00:37:56,915
Yeah, that's surprising.
690
00:37:56,917 --> 00:37:58,492
- [Sighs]
- [Muffled rap music playing]
691
00:37:58,494 --> 00:37:59,893
- Outta bean dip.
- Ah.
692
00:37:59,895 --> 00:38:01,169
Something from
Piggly Wiggly?
693
00:38:01,171 --> 00:38:02,663
No, no, babe.
Thank you.
694
00:38:02,665 --> 00:38:03,997
- Anything?
- Uh, no.
695
00:38:03,999 --> 00:38:05,332
No. Thank you.
696
00:38:05,334 --> 00:38:07,693
[Siren wailing in distance]
697
00:38:09,429 --> 00:38:12,448
[Sniffs]
698
00:38:12,450 --> 00:38:15,266
[Car door opens, shuts]
699
00:38:15,268 --> 00:38:16,952
- Well, what else?
- [Engine starts]
700
00:38:16,954 --> 00:38:20,280
Uh... Stonehenge?
701
00:38:20,282 --> 00:38:22,074
The Holocaust?
702
00:38:22,076 --> 00:38:26,402
What are the key components
of consciousness?
703
00:38:26,404 --> 00:38:29,856
♪♪
704
00:38:29,858 --> 00:38:32,709
Is my dad in heaven?
705
00:38:32,711 --> 00:38:34,544
Oh.
706
00:38:34,546 --> 00:38:38,715
Your original sin.
707
00:38:38,717 --> 00:38:41,218
[Sighs]
708
00:38:41,220 --> 00:38:43,220
Your father is, uh...
709
00:38:43,222 --> 00:38:45,372
♪♪
710
00:38:45,374 --> 00:38:47,724
The man who dedicated his life
to helping others?
711
00:38:47,726 --> 00:38:51,712
Who never drank or cursed
712
00:38:51,714 --> 00:38:55,340
or so much
as cracked a Playboy?
713
00:38:55,342 --> 00:38:58,902
And you prayed to Me
714
00:38:58,904 --> 00:39:01,497
so hard
715
00:39:01,499 --> 00:39:04,574
that he might burn
in the fires of Hell.
716
00:39:04,576 --> 00:39:07,619
♪♪
717
00:39:07,621 --> 00:39:10,822
I denied your prayer.
718
00:39:10,824 --> 00:39:13,083
He's in Heaven.
719
00:39:13,085 --> 00:39:15,201
Of course.
720
00:39:15,203 --> 00:39:18,672
[Exhales deeply]
721
00:39:18,674 --> 00:39:20,090
Here's what
I want you to know,
722
00:39:20,092 --> 00:39:25,187
and it might be difficult
to understand, but...
723
00:39:25,189 --> 00:39:31,050
the moment
that I let your father die
724
00:39:31,052 --> 00:39:36,022
and each and every single moment
of your life that followed...
725
00:39:36,024 --> 00:39:39,660
was an expression
of my love.
726
00:39:39,662 --> 00:39:42,763
♪♪
727
00:39:42,765 --> 00:39:46,792
I love you, Jesse Custer.
728
00:39:46,794 --> 00:39:50,679
Do you believe me?
729
00:39:50,681 --> 00:39:54,198
Good.
730
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:58,554
Now it's your turn.
731
00:39:58,556 --> 00:40:01,423
To say it back.
732
00:40:01,425 --> 00:40:04,785
Say you love me.
733
00:40:04,787 --> 00:40:08,038
♪♪
734
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:10,566
Your Great Design
735
00:40:10,568 --> 00:40:13,402
is being loved.
736
00:40:13,404 --> 00:40:15,962
Right?
737
00:40:15,964 --> 00:40:18,632
That's it. That...
That's the why.
738
00:40:18,634 --> 00:40:20,592
I gave you pain.
739
00:40:20,594 --> 00:40:22,302
I gave you joy.
740
00:40:22,304 --> 00:40:25,780
Your family?
That happiness that you feel?
741
00:40:25,782 --> 00:40:27,815
That was my idea.
742
00:40:27,817 --> 00:40:29,400
You know, whenever
I imagined this moment,
743
00:40:29,402 --> 00:40:30,811
it was just like this.
744
00:40:30,813 --> 00:40:34,314
We'd talk, and you'd
answer my questions,
745
00:40:34,316 --> 00:40:37,150
I'd hear about my dad.
And you'd help me understand.
746
00:40:37,152 --> 00:40:39,836
What will be
is what has always been.
747
00:40:39,838 --> 00:40:42,505
I will go back to Heaven.
748
00:40:42,507 --> 00:40:46,509
And all you need to do
749
00:40:46,511 --> 00:40:47,736
is say it.
750
00:40:47,738 --> 00:40:49,605
I get it, I get it.
751
00:40:49,607 --> 00:40:51,172
I get it.
752
00:40:51,174 --> 00:40:52,924
[Chuckles]
753
00:40:52,926 --> 00:40:55,426
I understand.
754
00:40:55,428 --> 00:40:56,778
Good.
755
00:40:56,780 --> 00:41:00,190
I understand
that we would all be better off
756
00:41:00,192 --> 00:41:04,368
without a needy little bitch
like you around.
757
00:41:04,370 --> 00:41:06,604
[Echoing] There.
758
00:41:06,606 --> 00:41:09,866
- [Grunts]
- [Beethoven's "Symphony No. 9 Finale, Ode To Joy" playing]
759
00:41:09,868 --> 00:41:12,410
There.
760
00:41:12,412 --> 00:41:14,195
Say you love me.
761
00:41:14,197 --> 00:41:17,281
Up.
762
00:41:17,283 --> 00:41:18,859
Down.
763
00:41:18,861 --> 00:41:22,545
[Groans]
764
00:41:22,547 --> 00:41:25,641
[Normal voice]
So you keep driving around,
765
00:41:25,643 --> 00:41:29,619
doing whatever it is
you're doing down here,
766
00:41:29,621 --> 00:41:30,962
but I'm warning you...
767
00:41:30,964 --> 00:41:33,798
stay out of Heaven
768
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:35,484
and leave us alone.
769
00:41:35,486 --> 00:41:38,044
[Gasping] You dare...
770
00:41:38,046 --> 00:41:42,565
only because
of your perverse power.
771
00:41:42,567 --> 00:41:44,451
[Echoing] Be free.
772
00:41:44,453 --> 00:41:46,787
[Whooshing]
773
00:41:50,501 --> 00:41:51,892
Why?
774
00:41:51,894 --> 00:41:55,319
[Normal voice]
I don't fuckin' need it.
775
00:41:55,321 --> 00:41:56,529
[Grunts]
776
00:41:56,531 --> 00:41:57,798
Oh!
777
00:42:03,496 --> 00:42:09,184
[Deep voice]
I will rip you apart!
778
00:42:09,186 --> 00:42:12,003
I will gorge on your innards
779
00:42:12,005 --> 00:42:16,583
and pick my teeth
with your bones!
780
00:42:16,585 --> 00:42:18,735
Still won't
make me love you.
781
00:42:23,850 --> 00:42:28,929
[Normal voice]
I am a loving God,
782
00:42:28,931 --> 00:42:31,506
Jesse.
783
00:42:31,508 --> 00:42:34,525
But my patience with you,
784
00:42:34,527 --> 00:42:37,103
my patience
with all humanity,
785
00:42:37,105 --> 00:42:39,456
is nearing its end.
786
00:42:39,458 --> 00:42:45,095
You will return
my affection!
787
00:42:45,097 --> 00:42:48,782
Or your replacement awaits!
788
00:42:48,784 --> 00:42:51,459
[Chuckling]
Man, you're tough.
789
00:42:51,461 --> 00:42:55,455
I get it. Uh, we got flaws.
Thousands of 'em. Millions.
790
00:42:55,457 --> 00:42:57,882
Of course.
791
00:42:57,884 --> 00:43:02,003
But on the most part, I think
humanity's a goddamn miracle.
792
00:43:02,005 --> 00:43:04,889
And for that, in my opinion,
you should be proud.
793
00:43:04,891 --> 00:43:08,651
But if you've got something
better cooking up in there?
794
00:43:08,653 --> 00:43:11,304
By all means,
795
00:43:11,306 --> 00:43:14,616
go for it.
796
00:43:14,618 --> 00:43:18,995
Meantime, I'm gonna go
see a movie.
797
00:43:18,997 --> 00:43:22,406
[Thunder rumbling]
798
00:43:22,408 --> 00:43:24,667
[Breathing shakily]
799
00:43:24,669 --> 00:43:29,222
♪♪
800
00:43:35,013 --> 00:43:37,773
[Creatures chirping, squawking]
801
00:43:37,775 --> 00:43:40,834
♪♪
802
00:43:40,836 --> 00:43:43,094
Please, not now.
803
00:43:43,096 --> 00:43:46,006
[Sobs]
804
00:43:46,008 --> 00:43:48,383
[Breathing heavily]
805
00:43:48,385 --> 00:43:51,011
Shut up! All of you!
806
00:43:51,013 --> 00:43:53,847
[Creatures continue
chirping, squawking]
807
00:43:53,849 --> 00:43:55,773
[Shouts]
808
00:43:55,775 --> 00:44:00,020
♪♪
809
00:44:00,022 --> 00:44:02,780
What do you want?!
810
00:44:02,782 --> 00:44:04,282
- I said...
- [Crunching]
811
00:44:04,284 --> 00:44:06,593
- [Screaming]
- [Creature squawking]
812
00:44:09,214 --> 00:44:11,473
[Sobbing]
813
00:44:11,475 --> 00:44:13,124
[Creatures squawking, chirping]
814
00:44:13,126 --> 00:44:16,311
Aah!
815
00:44:16,313 --> 00:44:18,371
[Sobs]
816
00:44:18,373 --> 00:44:20,047
Shut up!
817
00:44:20,049 --> 00:44:23,109
[Creatures squawking]
818
00:44:26,984 --> 00:44:30,233
Buddy, I'm telling you,
it doesn't match.
819
00:44:30,235 --> 00:44:32,476
So give me
my goddamn money back.
820
00:44:32,478 --> 00:44:36,331
Sir, keep in mind
this is a semi-gloss finish,
821
00:44:36,333 --> 00:44:39,692
so I suggest
take it on home
822
00:44:39,694 --> 00:44:41,986
and see how you like it
before you make a decision.
823
00:44:41,988 --> 00:44:43,839
And if you don't like it,
you can always bring it back.
824
00:44:43,841 --> 00:44:45,507
We'll give you
a full refund.
825
00:44:45,509 --> 00:44:47,259
Uh-huh.
And how long's that good for?
826
00:44:47,261 --> 00:44:49,010
90 days.
827
00:44:49,012 --> 00:44:50,654
Great.
828
00:44:50,656 --> 00:44:52,455
Sorry I raised my voice.
829
00:44:52,457 --> 00:44:54,090
Believe me,
I understand.
830
00:44:54,092 --> 00:44:58,186
- [Chuckles] See ya.
- Alright. Take care.
831
00:44:58,188 --> 00:45:00,171
[Clicks tongue]
Dick.
832
00:45:00,173 --> 00:45:03,358
Man: K.C., come to outdoor
parking to assist a customer.
833
00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:05,360
K.C. to outdoor parking.
834
00:45:05,362 --> 00:45:06,987
Who's next?
835
00:45:10,092 --> 00:45:13,952
Starr: Think I may have
to marry this 9-iron.
836
00:45:17,357 --> 00:45:19,523
Left elbow in.
837
00:45:19,525 --> 00:45:22,602
That's the key.
838
00:45:22,604 --> 00:45:26,030
[Tires screech]
839
00:45:26,032 --> 00:45:28,958
Pensacola P.D., Starr.
840
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:30,868
We've been looking
a long time for you.
841
00:45:30,870 --> 00:45:35,390
♪ Gory, gory,
what a hellu'va way to die ♪
842
00:45:35,392 --> 00:45:40,228
♪ Gory, gory, what
a hellu'va way to die ♪
843
00:45:40,230 --> 00:45:44,382
♪ Gory, gory,
what a hellu'va way to die ♪
844
00:45:44,384 --> 00:45:47,293
- What the...
- ♪ He ain't gonna jump no more ♪
845
00:45:47,295 --> 00:45:48,878
- [Grunting]
- Is he?
846
00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:51,347
- He's jacking off!
- ♪ Gory, gory ♪
847
00:45:51,349 --> 00:45:54,067
- Why?
- ♪ What a hellu'va way to die ♪
848
00:45:54,069 --> 00:45:55,969
- Chief.
- ♪ Gory, gory, what a hellu'va way to die ♪
849
00:45:55,971 --> 00:45:58,580
♪ Gory, gory,
what a hellu'va way to die ♪
850
00:46:02,494 --> 00:46:04,568
[Birds chirping, squawking]
851
00:46:04,570 --> 00:46:06,404
[Inhales deeply]
852
00:46:06,406 --> 00:46:10,333
Feels like it breaks
right to left.
853
00:46:10,335 --> 00:46:12,835
♪ I got trouble ♪
854
00:46:12,837 --> 00:46:15,505
♪ I got trouble on my mind ♪
855
00:46:15,507 --> 00:46:18,174
♪ I got trouble ♪
856
00:46:18,176 --> 00:46:20,827
♪ I got trouble on my mind ♪
857
00:46:20,829 --> 00:46:27,333
Yeah!
858
00:46:27,335 --> 00:46:31,112
♪ I got trouble on my mind ♪
859
00:46:31,114 --> 00:46:34,174
[Fingers snapping]
860
00:46:34,176 --> 00:46:36,176
[Door slams]
861
00:46:36,178 --> 00:46:44,350
♪♪
862
00:46:44,352 --> 00:46:45,735
[Clicks tongue]
863
00:46:45,737 --> 00:46:49,647
You slaughtered
the Heavenly Host.
864
00:46:49,649 --> 00:46:51,524
[Spurs jingle]
865
00:46:51,526 --> 00:46:55,119
They got in my way.
866
00:46:55,121 --> 00:46:57,714
So I tore them apart
like a wet sheet.
867
00:46:57,716 --> 00:46:59,474
Were you not...
868
00:46:59,476 --> 00:47:01,292
sent to Hell?
869
00:47:01,294 --> 00:47:05,480
♪♪
870
00:47:05,482 --> 00:47:08,683
Deathbed confession.
871
00:47:08,685 --> 00:47:10,468
The Saint:
Led my men to slaughter,
872
00:47:10,470 --> 00:47:12,303
then I led them
to be slaughtered.
873
00:47:12,305 --> 00:47:14,063
He looked at me wrong,
so I shot him...
874
00:47:14,065 --> 00:47:17,717
Killed him, split him wide open
with a dull blade,
875
00:47:17,719 --> 00:47:19,902
and after, had my way
with his wife.
876
00:47:19,904 --> 00:47:22,222
- [Overlapping murmuring]
- Killed him crying...
877
00:47:22,224 --> 00:47:23,389
God forgive me.
878
00:47:23,391 --> 00:47:25,149
I dearly loved it.
879
00:47:25,151 --> 00:47:28,244
Amen.
880
00:47:28,246 --> 00:47:29,662
Preacher.
881
00:47:29,664 --> 00:47:31,973
He figured
you'd come back here sometime.
882
00:47:31,975 --> 00:47:36,494
Figured that you and I
had some unfinished business.
883
00:47:36,496 --> 00:47:38,338
♪♪
884
00:47:38,340 --> 00:47:41,983
He figured right.
885
00:47:41,985 --> 00:47:43,351
You dare?
886
00:47:43,353 --> 00:47:44,594
[Electricity zapping]
887
00:47:44,596 --> 00:47:48,815
It is given unto none
to judge me!
888
00:47:48,817 --> 00:47:52,326
Stand aside!
889
00:47:52,328 --> 00:47:54,754
[Spurs jingle]
890
00:47:54,756 --> 00:47:57,924
♪♪
891
00:47:57,926 --> 00:48:00,184
[Sighs]
892
00:48:00,186 --> 00:48:03,854
♪♪
893
00:48:03,856 --> 00:48:06,282
Can you not...
894
00:48:06,284 --> 00:48:09,827
understand, William?
895
00:48:09,829 --> 00:48:12,455
Can you know
896
00:48:12,457 --> 00:48:16,626
what it was like
to be the Creator
897
00:48:16,628 --> 00:48:19,754
in the time
before Creation?
898
00:48:19,756 --> 00:48:21,781
[Electricity zapping]
899
00:48:21,783 --> 00:48:23,725
♪♪
900
00:48:23,727 --> 00:48:26,135
I was alone.
901
00:48:26,137 --> 00:48:29,639
Infinite loneliness!
902
00:48:29,641 --> 00:48:31,791
♪♪
903
00:48:31,793 --> 00:48:36,905
And so out of nothing,
904
00:48:36,907 --> 00:48:41,576
I created Love.
905
00:48:41,578 --> 00:48:44,812
My greatest gift, William.
906
00:48:44,814 --> 00:48:49,084
Allow me to take my Throne
907
00:48:49,086 --> 00:48:52,087
and give it to you.
908
00:48:52,089 --> 00:48:57,741
Your family...
Your little girl...
909
00:48:57,743 --> 00:49:00,837
I love them so.
910
00:49:00,839 --> 00:49:05,249
♪♪
911
00:49:05,251 --> 00:49:08,328
[Inhales shakily]
I know.
912
00:49:08,330 --> 00:49:10,605
♪♪
913
00:49:10,607 --> 00:49:15,426
What was taken...
914
00:49:15,428 --> 00:49:19,672
shall now be returned.
915
00:49:19,674 --> 00:49:21,582
[Sniffles]
916
00:49:21,584 --> 00:49:24,911
Stand aside,
917
00:49:24,913 --> 00:49:27,288
and let me give you
918
00:49:27,290 --> 00:49:32,610
an eternity of love.
919
00:49:32,612 --> 00:49:34,912
♪♪
920
00:49:34,914 --> 00:49:38,800
What if...
921
00:49:38,802 --> 00:49:40,969
I choose hate?
922
00:49:40,971 --> 00:49:46,474
♪♪
923
00:49:46,476 --> 00:49:52,080
♪♪
924
00:49:52,082 --> 00:49:54,874
- [Screams]
- [Gunshot, thunder crashes]
925
00:49:54,876 --> 00:50:02,306
♪♪
926
00:50:02,308 --> 00:50:09,813
♪♪
927
00:50:09,815 --> 00:50:12,483
[Spurs jingle]
928
00:50:12,485 --> 00:50:19,990
♪♪
929
00:50:19,992 --> 00:50:27,423
♪♪
930
00:50:27,425 --> 00:50:34,931
♪♪
931
00:50:34,933 --> 00:50:36,933
John Wayne:
That's what's important,
932
00:50:36,935 --> 00:50:39,510
to feel useful
in this old world...
933
00:50:39,512 --> 00:50:41,196
hit a lick against what's wrong
934
00:50:41,198 --> 00:50:43,531
or to say a word
for what's right
935
00:50:43,533 --> 00:50:47,001
even though you get walloped
for saying that word.
936
00:50:47,003 --> 00:50:48,928
I may sound like a Bible beater
937
00:50:48,930 --> 00:50:51,948
yelling up a revival at
a river-crossing camp meeting,
938
00:50:51,950 --> 00:50:54,283
but that don't
change the truth none.
939
00:50:54,285 --> 00:50:55,859
There's right,
and there's wrong.
940
00:50:55,861 --> 00:50:57,736
- You got to do one or the other.
- [Whooshing]
941
00:50:57,738 --> 00:51:00,273
You do the one
and you're living...
942
00:51:00,275 --> 00:51:02,291
you do the other,
and you may be walking around,
943
00:51:02,293 --> 00:51:04,552
but you're dead as a beaver hat.
944
00:51:06,614 --> 00:51:09,432
[Birds chirping]
945
00:51:17,308 --> 00:51:18,975
So? I...
946
00:51:18,977 --> 00:51:21,561
I hear you're a banker now?
Is that right?
947
00:51:21,563 --> 00:51:23,738
Well.
948
00:51:23,740 --> 00:51:26,074
I run
an Asset Management Fund.
949
00:51:26,076 --> 00:51:29,244
We advise small businesses
on charitable giving,
950
00:51:29,246 --> 00:51:33,122
titling of assets, and income
replacement strategies.
951
00:51:39,314 --> 00:51:40,663
I've been praying.
952
00:51:40,665 --> 00:51:43,758
Yeah?
953
00:51:43,760 --> 00:51:47,262
Don't really know why.
But...
954
00:51:47,264 --> 00:51:48,905
just have.
955
00:51:48,907 --> 00:51:52,008
Mm. No, I get it.
956
00:51:52,010 --> 00:51:54,352
I think
your daddy would, too.
957
00:51:56,931 --> 00:51:59,916
- You think?
- Oh, yeah.
958
00:51:59,918 --> 00:52:01,250
He said you, uh,
959
00:52:01,252 --> 00:52:03,594
- used to drink gasoline...
- [Chuckles]
960
00:52:03,596 --> 00:52:06,522
and killed 20 angels
961
00:52:06,524 --> 00:52:08,107
with a chainsaw.
Is that true?
962
00:52:08,109 --> 00:52:09,675
No, that's not bloody true.
963
00:52:09,677 --> 00:52:11,160
He's exaggeratin'.
964
00:52:11,162 --> 00:52:12,787
It was engine coolant.
965
00:52:12,789 --> 00:52:14,622
[Chuckles]
966
00:52:14,624 --> 00:52:17,625
He said you were
the toughest guy he ever met.
967
00:52:19,629 --> 00:52:21,671
Really?
968
00:52:21,673 --> 00:52:23,356
Yeah.
969
00:52:23,358 --> 00:52:25,983
That means a lot
coming from him.
970
00:52:25,985 --> 00:52:27,860
Mom, too.
971
00:52:27,862 --> 00:52:29,470
She talked about you a lot.
972
00:52:29,472 --> 00:52:31,681
All the time, actually.
[Chuckles]
973
00:52:34,269 --> 00:52:37,645
Yeah, she wondered why you never
came back to see them.
974
00:52:37,647 --> 00:52:40,964
I always meant to.
I just...
975
00:52:40,966 --> 00:52:45,837
[Voice breaking] I always...
I run out of time, you know?
976
00:52:45,839 --> 00:52:47,739
I get it.
977
00:52:50,568 --> 00:52:54,053
She loved you...
978
00:52:54,055 --> 00:52:55,913
very much.
979
00:52:58,242 --> 00:53:00,910
Over a hundred and fifty years,
and I've been stabbed,
980
00:53:00,912 --> 00:53:03,746
bloody chopped up,
981
00:53:03,748 --> 00:53:06,299
blown up,
dropped out of airplanes.
982
00:53:06,301 --> 00:53:08,309
And you just...
I just kept goin'
983
00:53:08,311 --> 00:53:09,510
because that's
what you do.
984
00:53:09,512 --> 00:53:12,646
You just got to pick
yourself up, you know,
985
00:53:12,648 --> 00:53:15,767
just forget the pain,
try and carry on.
986
00:53:17,787 --> 00:53:20,096
But your bloody mom...
987
00:53:20,098 --> 00:53:22,732
Do you know she shot me twice
in the chest?
988
00:53:22,734 --> 00:53:24,183
Right in the heart...
989
00:53:24,185 --> 00:53:27,253
two times.
990
00:53:27,255 --> 00:53:29,255
[Kids shouting indistinctly]
991
00:53:29,257 --> 00:53:32,467
And that was years ago.
992
00:53:32,469 --> 00:53:35,611
But it still hurts.
993
00:53:35,613 --> 00:53:38,915
Guys! Quit your messing
and be respectful!
994
00:53:38,917 --> 00:53:42,943
- I'm sorry.
- Oh, it's alright.
995
00:53:42,945 --> 00:53:44,504
[Sniffles]
996
00:53:47,275 --> 00:53:48,699
I think I'll get going.
997
00:53:48,701 --> 00:53:50,367
Where to now?
998
00:53:50,369 --> 00:53:52,536
Bangkok? Tijuana?
999
00:53:52,538 --> 00:53:54,889
Always did love hearing
about your adventures.
1000
00:53:54,891 --> 00:53:57,058
Mm? No, I...
1001
00:53:59,044 --> 00:54:01,813
I think I'll try
someplace new.
1002
00:54:07,887 --> 00:54:10,220
Alright.
1003
00:54:10,222 --> 00:54:14,033
Mr. Cassidy?
1004
00:54:14,035 --> 00:54:16,143
Will we ever see you again?
1005
00:54:16,145 --> 00:54:18,896
[Van Morrison's
"Sweet Thing" plays]
1006
00:54:18,898 --> 00:54:21,064
♪♪
1007
00:54:21,066 --> 00:54:23,659
Jaysis, I hope so.
1008
00:54:23,661 --> 00:54:27,647
♪♪
1009
00:54:27,649 --> 00:54:32,168
♪ And I will stroll the merry
way and jump the hedges first ♪
1010
00:54:32,170 --> 00:54:35,430
♪♪
1011
00:54:35,432 --> 00:54:37,080
♪ And I will drink the clear ♪
1012
00:54:37,082 --> 00:54:40,101
♪ Clean water
for to quench my thirst ♪
1013
00:54:40,103 --> 00:54:44,105
♪♪
1014
00:54:44,107 --> 00:54:46,107
♪ And I shall watch
the ferry-boats ♪
1015
00:54:46,109 --> 00:54:49,168
♪ And they'll get high ♪
1016
00:54:49,170 --> 00:54:52,596
♪♪
1017
00:54:52,598 --> 00:54:55,783
♪ On a bluer ocean
against tomorrow's sky ♪
1018
00:54:59,511 --> 00:55:01,600
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1021
00:55:17,456 --> 00:55:26,189
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