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Previously on

"The Tournament of All Stars,"

bracket two competed
in the second

of their three episodes.

If I'm in the bottom four--

- Shh.
- Hey, hey, hey.

- OK, you have to be quiet.
- Oh.

When you're strategizing
an alliance.

- The pekpek alliance.
- I got you.

I have a lot of work
to do here

to solidify those
MVQ points tonight.

What the hell?

If Salina's gonna play her own
game, I'm gonna play my game.

I haven't really talked
to you yet.

Ooh.

Crystal Methyd was
very subversive

and funny and really stupid.

Silky Nutmeg Ganache...

Lil Silky was so funny.

It all just worked for me.

The top two queens
of the week are

Crystal Methyd
and Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

Condragulations.

You've each earned 2 points.

Ladies, this is your chance
to impress me,

win $10,000,

and earn
a coveted extra point.

Silky Nutmeg Ganache, condragulations.

You're a winner, baby.

You've won an extra point.

The bottom four queens
will each receive 1 point,

but you must give it away
to the All Star you believe

is the most valuable queen
of the week.

Choose wisely, because
at the end of this bracket,

only the two queens
with the most points

will move on to the semifinals.

Who's seen my win?

Oh, my God, what
a lip sync, right, girls?

Baby, I'm feeling so great.

Just won $10,000
on this lip sync,

and I won 3 points.

Congratulations,
Crystal and Silky.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

Now I'm in second place.

To get to the finals,
you have to come through me.

And I'm a big bitch.

Check my points, ladies.

I love you,
but I'm so happy Silky won.

You would have been
too far ahead, honey.

Why not? I want it
to be the Crystal show.

No!

There's one week left,
and I don't even know

if that guarantees me
a spot at this point.

No.

If anyone decides
to give me a point tonight,

I absolutely promise
to give you one next week.

Pinky swear.

- Anyways...
- Crickets, bitch, crickets.

Salina, you were really
close to lip-syncing.

My heart hurts.

I can't seem to win here.

You know what I mean?

Like...

I can't get a win,
but there's one more week,

and I don't know
how it's gonna happen,

but, like, maybe there can be
enough points, you know?

This challenge--
it was right up my alley,

but I didn't get my win, y'all.

Ouch.

So here's where I'm hoping

the alliances
that I have cultivated

come into play a little bit.

Should we get
into the points?

Well, y'all know
my rule on the points.

Those who bless me get blessed.

OK.

In the perfect world,
Aura's my pekpek.

Aura gives me her point.

April gives me her point,

'cause that's
my tres leches girl.

I give my point to Vivacious.

Vivacious gives me her point
for tit for tat.

And then I'm tied
for second place, second place!

Can I go first?

Go for it, girl.

Right now I'm shaking boots.

There's only one week left

and only two people
going through the next round,

so I have to be smart
about my gameplay.

This is somebody
that I'm just really happy

that I've gotten to know her,

and I'm giving this
to Vivacious.

There's nobody
in my life like you,

and thank you for being here,
and you deserve this.

Thank you.
Truly appreciate it.

Damn, Aura doesn't trust me,

'cause if she trusted me, she
would have given me her point,

knowing I'd give her my point
as a pekpek--

which I never would have done.

Well, as I said, those who
show me love, I show it back.

So here you go, my love.

I love you, sister.

Thank you.
- Mwah.

Thank you so much.
I love you.

So I gave my point
to Vivacious,

because I trust an old lady.

Bitch, yes.
Latina gang.

Salina looks like she's
feeling some type of way,

but I had to find a way
to get a point,

and I took my chance,

and I think that was
the smartest decision for me.

You understood that, right?

Yeah, and I know
that you and April

were gonna give each other
your points.

I would have given it to you.

You're my pekpek.

Maybe it's a good thing
that she turned on me,

because this little
guilt trip right here

could possibly secure
my spot in the semifinals.

You owe me, though.
- I do.

How about next week?

No matter what happens.
- OK.

Is that cool,
since it's the final anyways?

- Yeah, let's do it.
- Promise?

- I promise you.
- OK.

I love you.

I get it. You had to do
what you had to do.

- Yeah, yeah. I love you.
- I love you, too.

Let me tell you, a pinky
promise from where I come from

holds a lot of weight.

That's just what I need
to set up my game here.

I need to win
next week's challenge.

I need to win
the lip-sync point.

And with Aura's pinky promise
in my back pocket,

I could be
in the semifinals, baby.

Genius.

- Ooh.
- She's a new woman, baby.

Yes, yes, yes.
- Girl.

♪ "RuPaul's Drag Race" ♪

The winner of
"RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars"

will snatch an official
makeup collaboration

with Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics,

a coveted spot in
the "Drag Race" Hall of Fame,

and a cash prize of $200,000,

with our extra-special
guest judge, Janelle James.

♪ "RuPaul's Drag Race" ♪

♪ May the best drag queen win,
best drag queen win ♪

- Wow.
- It's a new week.

It's a new day
in the Werk Room,

and I'm just looking at how
beautiful my scoreboard looks

compared to these other girls.

So are we gonna plan to kick
Crystal out of the top two?

But I know I have
a target on my back.

I think the girls
with the 2 points,

if we happen to win
the lip sync,

that gives us five.

And then if you give me your
MVQ and you give me your MVQ,

I get to knock out
the Crystal Methyd

and her monstrosity.

So this week, my plan
of attack has to be to win,

because otherwise
my fate is in the hands

of all these nasty bitches.

OK, let's say Vivacious wins,
she has 3 points,

but there's still 4 of us

that could give our points
to April.

Why would you give it
to April

when you can give it to me?

Because everybody's
sick of you.

Ah!

Hello, hello, hello. Hi.

Good morning, All Stars.

all:
Good morning.

Daddy Ru.

Now, to make it to
the "Drag Race" Hall of Fame,

you need to take it
as good as you can give it.

- Ooh.
- All right.

So, for today's
Mini Challenge,

we are gonna play a little game
we call Slap Out Of It.

- Ah!
- Yay!

Thank you!

You come up with shady lines

that inspires
your fellow All Stars

to fake-slap
the bejesus out of you.

Yeah.

And in the end,

the queen with the
most memorable reaction wins.

All right.

Snora--
I mean, Bora--

Aura Mayari.
- What?

My sister and my bro,

my big rotted orangutan.

Bah-da!

How'd that feel, girl?

Bro-ish.

Miss Aura,
your head is so big,

even your wig
got stretch marks.

You are the Beyoncé
to my Shakira.

Absolutely.

The Pumba to my Timon
and the beast to my beauty.

Nobody had a reaction
to that...

absolutely nobody.

You done bored Mother.
Look at her face.

Look at Mother's face.
You have bored Mother.

Silky Nutmeg Ganache,
didn't your mother teach you

it's rude to come back
for fourths?

Crystal, Crystal, your makeup
makes Pennywise look cunt.

You're not wrong.

- Now, you know, Mama Ru...
- Hmm?

When Crystal
is not doing drag,

she work at the Home Depot.

Her teeth so crooked,
she make keys for 'em.

My mom got me braces!

- Vivacious.
- Mm-hmm.

You're not a club kid.
You're a club senior.

- Oh!
- Mm-hmm.

Oh.

A drag name tells you a lot
about a queen's personality,

so maybe it's time to change
Vivacious to Sluggish.

Oh!

Vivacious, what you have done
for history has been great.

When Martha P. Johnson
threw you through Stonewall,

you have changed
history forever.

You big back
Loch Ness Monster!

You're so celebrated
for your beautiful body.

Imagine getting
celebrated for talent.

Estúpida.

I'm gonna give you
some great advice.

Always say to yourself before
you go on stage, WAIT.

That's an acronym.
Why Am I Terrible? WAIT.

You stupid bitch.

Why Am I Terrible?

All Stars,
you were all slap-happy,

but one of you really took it
like a chump--

I mean a champ.

The winner of today's
Mini Challenge is...

Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

Yes!

And you've won
a cash tip of $2,500.

Ooh.
Give me my money.

Plus tickets
for you and your friends

to see "Stop! That! Train!,"
in theaters June 12th.

Ladykins, today we've got

some very special guests
in the house.

They've mastered diaper duty,

car pools, and bedtime stories.

But now they're ready

to face their
fiercest challenge yet.

Please give a warm
"Drag Race" welcome

to some real-life gay dads.

Oh!

Come on down.

Hola!

Oh, daddies!

- Oh, my God.
- Hi, daddies.

Welcome, dads.

My name's Mama Ru.
What's yours?

My name is Eric.

I'm from Tustin, California,
and I'm the proud dad

of a three-year-old, Blake,
and 11-month-old Avery.

My name is Jeffrey.

I am from Hillsborough,
North Carolina,

and I'm the proud dad
of 18-month-old Ava.

I'm Kyle.
I'm from Los Angeles.

I am the proud dad of twins,
AJ and Livia--

they're 14--
and Henry, he's 13.

Hi, queens.
My name is Antwon.

I'm from Durham,
North Carolina,

and I'm the proud dad of my
3-year-old daughter, Allie.

Hey, y'all.
I'm Hector.

I'm originally
from Puerto Rico

but living
in Gainesville, Florida,

and I'm the proud dad
of a beautiful 2-year-old son

named Oliver.

My name is Derek.
I'm from Gainesville, Florida.

I am a proud dad
of a 2-year-old named Oliver,

and this is my husband.

- Oh.
- Oh, my God!

- We're ready.
- Yeah.

All Stars,
day in and day out,

these fine fathers are doing

the most important work
in the world.

Now it's your chance
to shower them

with some parental love
for a change.

That's right--
for this week's Maxi Challenge,

you need to transform
these dapper daddies

into gorgeous glamazons.

Excellent!

In addition to strutting
their stuff on the runway,

I want your drag dads

to pop their pussies
to the song "Too Many Daddies."

- Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop.
- Get snatched.

Now, Silky, you won
the Mini Challenge,

so you get to pick
your dad first.

Do I get to pick all of them?

One dad at a time, Silky.

OK. Um...

I'm not gonna do Antwon,
'cause he too fine.

I would've got no work done.

My mind is like,
you need Jeffrey.

I can make Jeffrey
look directly like me.

But I don't need
to do what's easy.

I want a challenge.

I would like Derek.

How you doing?
- Hi, baby.

I want you to know
I chose you...

- Yes.
- Because...

- Yes.
- I won't be losing focus.

OK.

So, Silky, now you get to
pair up the rest of the daddies

with the dolls.

Ah!

Who do you choose for Aura?

I'm gonna choose Hector
for Aura Mayari.

- Hello, Hector.
- Hi.

I'm choosing Eric
for Chewbacca.

- Hi, Eric.
- Hi.

Crystal will be receiving...

I am ready to have a wrench
thrown in my plans,

because I know that she knows
I'm the one to beat,

so she's gonna give me
a challenge.

Antwon.

I didn't want Antwon.
Nothing against him.

I just knew he's a big man,
and it's going to be hard

to get him
into my little things.

Silky is the game player.

Come on, daddy.

All right, so who
does Vivacious get?

I have zero experience

doing a makeover
on somebody else.

I am horrified.

Vivacious is gonna
get Jeffrey.

Hello!

But Jeffrey looks just like me.

We're almost
the same body type.

So I might stand a glimmer
of a hope of a chance.

Silky, thank you.

That means, April,
Kyle is your daddy.

Hola, daddy.

We're gonna be the frenemies.

All Stars, tomorrow
the judges will be looking

for a strong
drag-family resemblance.

And, remember,
this is your last challenge

before bracket two
eliminations,

so every point counts.

And it's still
anyone's game to win.

All Stars, start your engines,

and may
the best drag queen win.

I'm so excited.
You're so pretty.

- So are you.
- This is so exciting.

I feel like you gonna help me
with this win.

This week we'll be
making over gay daddies

into fierce drag relatives.

Luckily, you are
with the leading lady.

What?

We've got to do some
shaving, tweezing, gluing.

Chosen family is still
a really common theme

I like to play with.

- So I'm a foster parent.
- OK.

So the story
of foster parenting--

it's like the definition
of chosen family.

So that's perfect.
- Yes!

For me, as far as
family resemblance goes,

I'm not trying to make Antwon
look exactly like me.

I just want him
to feel confident and crazy,

and we need to be coming
from the same universe.

You know, my looks
are always kind of...

a million things
mixed together.

Yeah.
Don't be mad, OK?

But at first, I was like,
oh, I don't know

that her drag style

and my, like,
natural interests, like, align.

Like, I just didn't
really get it.

OK, let's see.

We just need to find
a persona for you

that gives you confidence.

But there will still be

probably a lot
for you to handle.

I'm a little nervous
because my daddy tells me

that the drag I do is not
what he envisioned for himself.

These are just things
from my closet,

maybe not necessarily
that we'll wear.

Crystal Methyd is always gonna
be colorful, unexpected, crazy.

Even if he can't see
the vision yet,

the fantasy will be revealed.

I, like, felt my blood
pressure change a little bit.

- You felt your blood--
- I'm good. It's fine.

- I want to have kids.
- Yeah?

But I feel like I can't do it
unless I have a husband.

Yeah, well, there's plenty
of people that actually

become parents
without a partner.

You sound like my mother.

Jeffrey was
the clear choice for me.

It just would have made
my day easier.

But I was thinking
Michelle will be like,

it was the obvious choice.

And this is my fourth time
on "Drag Race."

So I said, I'm gonna swing big.

Your cheeks are so beautiful.
- Yeah?

You gonna let me touch
your eyebrows up?

I want the whole shabam.
Oh, yeah. I'm not holding back.

Baby, Derek's face--

I see a painted queen
from New Orleans.

I'm gonna paint her

like we in an old nasty
Miss America pageant.

We gonna claim the top spot.
- Yep.

- We can do it.
- Yep.

And we gonna start off
by taking down your husband.

- Please.
- I know that's your husband.

Oh, yeah,
but I don't know her now.

- You--that's what--
- Yeah.

I'm the one that--
I say I'm not good at makeup

because that's
not my cup of tea.

- Mm-hmm.
- And the rest of them are--

they're, like, makeup savants.

Silky pairs me
with Jeffrey,

and I am doing backflips
mentally in my head,

because I paint
like Helen Keller.

Facts, America.

But I am on a makeup journey
this season.

That lip does not work for me
because that's all I see.

I do want
to take a moment to say

your makeup
is a lot better tonight.

And with Jeffrey, I feel
like I have a good chance

to make a family resemblance.

Give it some attitude.
- Ready to go. Yes.

Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

Oh! Ooh.
Did I break the heel?

Jeffrey looks like
he has a lot of sass to him,

and I need some extra sass
to help me in this challenge.

Of course, if the makeup ain't
good, the sass might save me.

I've never been
a drag mom, so this is--

- I'm glad to be your first.
- Yes! You're my first.

- A newborn baby.
- Yes, yes, yes.

Last week was not my forte,
per se,

but this challenge
is down my alley.

I love to create looks
and feel the full fantasy.

My self-drag is very womanly,

very como que finesse...
- Mm-hmm.

Very delicate.

Drag is, more than anything,
being delusional

and believing in your
character and in yourself.

Ultimately, that's my goal,
just to make him feel good,

to feel the fantasy,
and to be the prettiest one.

This is woman.
That's clown right there.

Look at Ronald McDonald.
Ah! Ah!

Now give me a hair whip.

So beautiful.

I feel like you have
some sass in you.

Yeah, I got some sass.
I like to look good.

I feel like
you're a little cunt.

Yeah,
I can get a little cunty.

Get a little cunty,
and you're shady.

This is a challenge that I was
very looking forward to doing.

Makeup is my thing.
I'm the walking Facetune.

That means everything's
blended to the T.

I'm just gonna kill it.

I'm just gonna win.

So Mayari is, like,
a Filipino moon goddess name.

OK.

We're gonna be
two moon goddess sisters.

Love it.

Since you're very sassy
and shady,

you're gonna be the one that's
like, I don't give a fuck.

OK, that's how I think
of myself in my head.

You know,
so I was on season 15.

I was very hood rat.

But now, like, you know,
it's "All Stars,"

so I've elevated and grown up

into, like, a more graceful,
corporate-type woman.

So I was thinking
maybe we could be, like,

corporate businesswomen...

- Let's do it.
- But in the streets.

I love the concept.

Eric is such a sweet man,

and he's
a little more reserved.

- I am so nervous, but I--
- Why are you--

OK, what makes you nervous
about it?

This is your first time?
- I've never done anything.

- You've never done anything?
- No.

So the important part here

is to find
the essence of EsTitties

inside of Eric
and bring that out of him,

because right now
I have 2 points.

If I don't win this week,
even if I get all 3 MVQs,

the math may not add up for me.

Aura, come say hi
to your Filipina sister.

- Oh, my gosh.
- Are we related?

- Yes.
- Kumusta?

- How are you?
- Good, how are you?

Good to see you.

Do you come here a lot?

Are you new here?
- I do come here. I'm new.

Should I leave you guys
and give you a moment?

No, she's good to go.

Hey, hey, hey,
I'm talking to her.

But, yeah, PT. I'm so--

Why is Aura trying
to take my man?

Aura, stay in your lane, bitch.

Let's go.

So here's the tea--
is we're in a pekpek alliance.

But she was shady
with it last week

and didn't follow through
on the alliance.

OK.

So we have to make sure
we slaughter her.

OK.

Pekpek in the front,
knife in the back.

Yes, exactly.
We about to stab the pekpek.

All right, Titi,
this is your home now.

It's time to show my gay dad
how to work the runway.

Cunty, fierce, no expression,
just angry, bitch.

We're here for business, OK?

What's at stake for me in this
challenge is everything, honey.

And do the pop, pop, pop, pop.

Yeah, let 'em know.
This is my street.

This is my corner.
- My street, my street.

The naughtiness, the banter,
the playfulness--

this does not come easy to me.

It's a bit of a stretch,
but I'm gonna do it.

I'm going to find it within me.

Show them
what Titi's all about.

Oh!

Yes!
That's what I want!

Ooh!

So I'm gonna walk in,
like, kind of cunty.

Yeah.

I'm gonna walk in,
like, cutesy, right?

Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
- It's, like--

- I'm gonna do it right.
- Yeah.

Kyle is really diving into it.

I love his competitive side,
and I need that side,

because this is the last week
of this bracket,

and I'm gonna make sure I win.

Let's meet up in the middle.

Wait, how do I--

- Just like that.
- Just like this?

- Yeah.
- OK.

We'll practice.

The hardest part
of doing drag so far

is wearing those heels.

I'm excited to have these
painful-ass heels on.

However, I hope to show my kids
that I am a hard worker

and there are many paths
you can explore

and you can choose, really,
all of them.

- Everything is gonna hurt.
- Mm-hmm.

Just embrace the pain
at this point, honestly.

I'm--

I feel so alive.

Do you want to do
something more fun?

I'm down to take chances.
I don't want to play it safe.

All the other queens
are really bringing it,

so I want to make sure
that I stand out.

And give a lot of attitude.
Your name is Vivacious.

- Hello.
- And let's get Vicious.

Yes.

The name is Vicious--it
reminds me of, like, a lion.

Roar!

She has 2 points right now,

but we are going
to bring this home.

Boom.
Excellent.

The first week, Ru told me
I was kind of stiff.

You were
a little stiff tonight.

So, ooh, honey, the world
is about to be sha-koo-tha.

How is your hand movements
and all of that?

I can make something
work if you can help me.

Like, we can do
what we need to do.

You can't do runway with me
if there's no voguing.

That voguing is what's gonna
give it that extra "mm."

Remember, posture,
your chest.

Uh-huh, uh-huh.

You are such a natural.

I am so scared of you.

I'm an attention whore.

I'm a Leo,

so by nature, that's just
kind of my personality.

If I mess up the steps,
I'm just gonna

keep the smile on my face
and the whore in my butt.

Hey, hey, hey.

Bitch, I don't know
if I have any pointers for you.

Ladies and gentlemen,
bringing to the stage

Creamy Cayenne Ganache.

OK.

Derek seem
like she been wanting

to do drag her whole life.

I can feel it already
in the spirit.

I want you to slow it down
a tinch.

OK.

Like, where are you?

I want to see you do it now.
- OK.

So he might have
high expectations of me,

but I want that to push me,
you know?

I want to do
the best that I can,

and that's exactly what I need.

Hey. OK.

They not ready
for my daughter, y'all.

I wanted to just make sure
that every moment we can,

we're playing with our ribbons.

Like, to grab them
and throw them if you have to.

I would say
that Crystal and I are

an opposites-attract pairing
a little bit,

which is probably why
we were paired together.

And your pants,
anything you can do to, like,

jiggle some leg for the judges.
- OK.

The concept of our look
is lots of colors,

and it's obviously
very different

from who I regularly am.

Give me a couple spins.

But that's what I wanted.

I wanted to do
something different

and show myself that I'm--

This sounds
embarrassing--

that I'm still fun.

Let's do it again, but, like,
we also want

a level of cunty in there.

OK.

Where? Like, in the walk,
in the face?

- In every aspect.
- OK.

Antwon is such a good sport.

I'm not trying to put
too much pressure on him,

but I am determined to make him
the perfect daughter.

You're gonna do amazing.
- Oh, my God.

I have $200,000 to win.

Ooh.

Always, never forget,
we pose before we go.

I 100% forgot.

Today is
the runway presentation

of our gay daddies.

And I'm super proud
with what I've put together.

And, honestly, in my mind,
I'm already on the bus

to the next round waving
goodbye to all the girls.

How do you feel, mami?

- I'm feeling really good.
- Good.

I got a lot done
with my partner.

My big fear...
- Yeah.

- Is a makeover can go any way.
- It can go any way.

That's what I'm saying.

But say I don't win.

I'd rather see you go
in the semifinals than Silky.

So me and April will try
to get you to get up.

Love that.

I just want to let you know
I got your back.

Love that.

I don't need her
to win this week.

She already got enough points.

I need her to get an MVQ point
so she can give that to me.

And then Aura made
a pinky promise last week

that she's gonna give me
her MVQ this week, so...

We're hoping
that the promise stays true.

If Silky wins the lip sync
and she gets to seven...

She's automatically in,
so it comes down to you.

- I would still need votes.
- Mm-hmm.

But you got me and April...
- Yeah.

If that's the case.

Alliances are always
kind of a scary thing

to talk about for me.

But this is the end.

This is when the friendships
really matter,

so the tres leches alliance
could give me that extra bump

to make it to the semifinals.

- Just a--
- Stressful day.

You're stressed?

The points are all starting
to feel very real.

Are you feeling like
if you don't win today,

you not gonna move forward?
- A little bit.

I feel that.

- Oh, daddies are home!
- Hey.

- Mommy!
- Daddy!

- There they are.
- You look fabulous.

Come on, Miss Titi.

- Let's get to work.
- All right, let's do it.

I want you to shave...

- Yep. Yeah.
- Like, right away.

- Get up in there.
- Oh, my goodness.

- Take it off.
- I look like a baby.

Brows are the hardest part,
the hardest part.

OK.

I'm not even gonna lie--
I'm stressed out

'cause I got to make
this white girl

look like she
a part of my family.

Brows are so hard.

I'm starting to think

I probably should have gone
ahead and got Jeffrey.

Let's see.

But you know what?
I'm a grown woman.

And if I said that
I was gonna challenge myself,

I got to step up to the plate
and challenge myself.

OK.

Just a little bit
of tape-y-poo.

OK.

Honey, I'm in a corner
losing all my religion,

because all I can see
in my mind's eye

is RuPaul and Michelle
reading the dog filth,

eyes, tooth, and nails
DNA out of me

if I don't get this correct.

So, yes, the stress is high
in Mother's body.

Sorry for the manhandling.
- You're good.

It's called a beating
for a reason, right?

Mm!

If at any point
you're feeling uncomfortable,

let me know.

You tell me that now,
Crystal?

It's already started.

I can see Antwon's
fight-or-flight response

kicking in,

but I am not toning
anything down for Antwon.

My makeup plan
is to go balls to the wall

and really turn him
into a Methyd.

OK, now smile.

A natural smile.

I don't have--
I don't know. I'm panicking.

What is my natural smile?

That was a brief "I've got
to get out of here" moment.

- Yeah.
- I'm fine.

Wait, can I ask
the daddies something?

Yeah.

What are, like,
the biggest difficulties

of being a gay dad?

Where do we start?

There's nothing worse
than having to change your kid

on the ground
in a public bathroom

because there's not
a changing station.

- Oh, my God.
- On the ground?

Yeah, 'cause they assume
that the women are going to be

the one changing
the dirty diaper.

I never even
thought about that.

How about when you meet,
like, a straight couple

and the wife is like, oh, my
husband doesn't change diapers?

Mm-hmm.

- Oh, yeah.
- What?

Don't you all hate
when you go somewhere--

like, you're at the grocery
store, and sometimes

people will be like,
oh, Daddy's babysitting today?

Or they praise you
as if you're, like, doing

this huge service
by being the dad

that's watching the kids.

Mm-hmm. Oh, daddy duty?
I'm like, you mean life?

I'm like, what you mean?
Damn.

Like...

As a elementary-school
teacher and being a gay dad,

especially in Florida, I have
to, like, hide all of that.

We have the Don't Say Gay bill.

So, like, I find it
really challenging

to, you know, be
this representation

that I want to be
for my students,

when I really can't even
really talk about my family

or have to, you know, make
little white lies to them

when they ask questions
about who my wife is

and what she does.
- Mm.

- Oh, my God.
- Damn.

It breaks my heart
that he has to hide

our beautiful family.

That's really insane.

I'm blessed 'cause
my company actually, like--

we even have IVF coverage
and things like that.

So it's nice to work somewhere
that you feel

that you belong there and they
take care of you, so...

My husband's company
helped pay

for part of our surrogacy
as well.

And then they also gave him
an extended paternity leave.

I just feel like that should be
the norm for everybody.

Exactly.

These gay dads
represent a future

of hope for our community,

because as young gays
growing up

and even older gays
like myself,

we don't see it
that we can be gay dads.

It's like, we're supposed
to either be single,

have a partner, but
we don't take the next step.

We want to thank y'all
for being wonderful dads

that have opened up your heart
to our family

and can show that
a family is a family.

- Right.
- Yeah.

To see heroes

that have taken that next step
with that commitment

with a child,
that's very beautiful.

And we need more representation
like that in our community.

What do you want, honey?

I was gonna see
if I can borrow a brush.

- You can have it.
- I can have it?

- Can I have your MVQ?
- You know what, sister?

Sister, what
are you gonna do?

- What?
- MVQ-wise?

If you don't win.
- If I don't win--

Because if we both win,
we'll be in the top.

- We will.
- And then I think--

I feel like Vivacious is gonna
give you her point regardless.

And I feel like April
and Aura probably got me.

OK.

Salina talking about trying
to take Crystal down--

not my monkey, not my circus.

But I am gonna say
whatever I got to

to play the game, because
I got to get to the top.

I feel like it's sink or swim.

And right now I got to swim.

Who's gonna give me
they MVQ point?

I can't. I won't have
a point to give out.

Why are you laughing?

Have y'all been shady
with the points this bracket?

both: No.
- Not really.

I feel like it's gonna
be chaotic tonight.

Salina made me promise
to give her the point

if I have one to give away.

But will she do
the same thing for me?

I don't know.

I'm seeing a lot
of conversations

that I'm just not part of.

I don't know who to trust.

I really don't.

♪ Cover girl ♪

♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Walk ♪

♪ Cover girl ♪

♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe ♪

♪ Let your whole body talk ♪

Look at them thighs!

♪ And what? ♪

Welcome to the main stage

of "RuPaul's Drag Race
Tournament of All Stars."

Papa don't preach.
It's Michelle Visage.

Ru, I've made up my mind.

I'm keeping my babies,
but no more.

No more babies.

The hilarious Ross Mathews.

Now, Ross, what's the best
advice your dad ever gave you?

Well, when it came
to bullies,

my dad knew I wouldn't be able
to fight back with my fists,

so he taught me
how to swear like a pro.

Aw, that's so sweet.

Eat shit, motherfucker.

I love you, Dad.

The funny and fabulous
Janelle James.

Welcome, darling.

Mother is here
to judge the daddies.

- Mm-hmm.
- Yes, she is.

This week,
we challenged our queens

to transform gay dads
into members

of their mothertucking
drag family.

And tonight on the runway,

category is
drag-family resemblance.

All Stars, start your engines,

and may
the best drag queen win.

♪ Mother of the house ♪

First up,
Silky Nutmeg Ganache

and Creamy Cayenne Ganache.

Rapunzel and Nopunzel.

I love how Creamy
turned out.

This is what a painted
white girl look like.

Creamy, it's the cream, honey.

I can really taste
the cayenne.

- Mm.
- Mm.

This runway,
I just want to give glamour

with a little cutout

just to let them know
that we still got body.

Somebody get the
Ebony Fashion Fair on the line.

Come on,
"Jet" Beauty of the Week.

♪ Get back when I step
on the runway ♪

Up next, Aura Mayari
and Whora Mayari.

- A girl after my own heart.
- Yes.

My drag persona
is a moon goddess.

So these two hot mooners
are here to moon you.

I think I see her North Star.

Oh, my, my.

We're wearing
these two skinny corsets.

The light is catching
the fabric so nicely,

and it's giving
the lunar vibes.

You're supposed to orbit.

You know what they're doing?
- What?

Whore-bit.

Up next, Salina EsTitties
and Titi EsTitties.

- Wow.
- Ooh.

These sisters came
to rob your ass.

We're here
to handle business.

Honey, you do not want to mess
with these sisters, girl.

I can see who wears
the pants in this family.

Titi.

Titi is selling it, honey!

There's over
300,000 rhinestones

on these garments.

Bitch, rich--
come pick up what I'm selling.

The dossier--
what's in the dossier?

What's in the dossier?

Up next, Crystal Methyd
and Sister Pull-Out Methyd.

Oh, I'm familiar with it,
and it doesn't work.

Aha.

Me and
Miss Sister Pull-Out Methyd--

we look like we just came
out of a piñata's butthole.

They put the "garland"
in Judy Garland.

My inspiration is

the Sisters
of Perpetual Indulgence.

They do a lot of good
for the LGBT.

And I think that Antwon
does so much positive work--

he's a pediatrician
and foster parent--

that the Sisters would gladly
name him an honorary member.

The Sisters
of Perpetual Foolishness.

I want to be in that house.

♪ Bitch, get back
when I step on the runway ♪

Up next,
Vivacious and Vivicious.

Ooh.
Come on, hand swing.

We are giving sister mister
and mister sister.

Lots of sway,
lots of attitude.

Look, Ornacia's
come to play, too.

Yes.

Two heads--I mean, four
heads are better than one.

- Right?
- OK?

We're serving face.

We're serving
sequin high glam.

We are serving
"you can't take it" looks.

This is one half
of Sister Sledge.

♪ Mother of the house ♪

Up next, April Carrión
and May Carrión.

Rain, rain, ho away.

She hilarious.

This look is April showers
gives you May flowers.

When it rains, she whores.

May Carrión is feeling
her fantasy on the runway,

'cause she's been waiting
for this moment.

The hair, the dress,
the makeup--

it all marries
so well together.

And we look amazing.

Well, those strippers
are skippers.

Mira!

And now our newest queens

perform "Too Many Daddies."

And, yes, parental guidance
is advised.

Hit it.

Hey, that's it.

♪ He wants to take me
to breakfast ♪

♪ He wants to show me
his house ♪

♪ He wants to meet me
in London ♪

♪ He wants
to drive me around ♪

♪ I can't fix this problem
of mine ♪

♪ Too many daddies
and not enough time ♪

♪ One at a time, boys ♪

♪ He wants to loosen
my corset ♪

♪ He wants to buy me a ring ♪

♪ He wants to teach me
to tango ♪

♪ He wants to do everything ♪

♪ I've got all them
standing in line ♪

♪ Too many daddies
and not enough time ♪

♪ Gee, there's a lot of you ♪

♪ Too many daddies ♪

♪ Too many daddies ♪

♪ Too many daddies ♪

♪ Too many daddies ♪

♪ Too many daddies ♪

♪ Too many daddies and not ♪

♪ And not enough ♪

♪ Time ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

That's it!

- You did it that time!
- That's my daughter!

Yes!

Welcome, All Stars.

And to our dads,

give yourselves
a big round of applause.

Tonight
"Tournament of All Stars" rules

are in full effect.

I'll name the top two All Stars
of the week,

who will each receive 2 points.

Then the top two will lip-sync
for their chance

to win $10,000

and one extra point.

Remember, this is the final
episode of this bracket.

Tonight the top two queens
with the most points

will continue on to our

"Tournament of All Stars"
semifinals

and the chance to win
a grand prize

of $200,000.

Now it's time
for the judges' critiques.

Up first, Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

Now, this is Derek before,

and this is
Creamy Cayenne Ganache.

Ooh, child.

I think y'all look fabulous.

You know, she looks like
a sister with real light skin.

- Tina Knowles.
- She looks like Tina Knowles!

- Oh, my gosh.
- She's a TKO, honey...

- Oh, yeah.
- A Tina Knowles original.

Derek in the before and then
now, like, is so beautiful.

It's giving
"Memoirs of a Gay-sha."

You know? Get it?

I will be honest--
for drag-family resemblance,

listen, we could go on
about this.

Everybody has
their own different thoughts.

For me, I got friends.
I did not get drag family.

Yes, I did.

Listen, you're not
Doublemint Twins,

but absolutely--
this is how sisters roll.

I love the fabric.
I think you did a great job.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

And in the performance,
Cayenne, you radiated joy.

I just love it.
Creamy, girl, you are serving.

Thank you.

- You feel like you're serving?
- Oh, I know I'm serving.

Up next, Aura Mayari.

Now, this is Hector before,

and this is Whora Mayari.

You two are
the Doublemint Twins.

I get full drag-family
resemblance.

Not everything's twinned.
I see a difference in jewelry.

I see a little bit difference
in the makeup.

I just think
it was really cute.

During the performance,
you looked so damn good.

Is this out
of your comfort zone?

Yeah, definitely.

I mean, I'm a Puerto Rican man,
you know, very butch family.

And so this is me now, though.

For you to say you come
from a butch family

and you have, like,
the most ass showing,

I think you should
definitely get points.

Thanks, sister.

Up next, Salina EsTitties.

Now, this is Eric before,

and this is Titi EsTitties.

First of all, twin,
where have you been?

Titi, you were getting
your life in that performance,

and I 100% buy
the family resemblance.

You paid an homage

to the kind of old-school
Chicano zoot suit.

Yes!

We still want to know
what's in the valise.

I don't see how that's any
of your business.

Sí.

Up next, Crystal Methyd.

Now, this is Antwon before.

And this is
Sister Pull-Out Methyd.

I've never done acid,
but I feel like I'm on it,

like, right now.

Sister Pull-Out,
you were so much fun

to watch in the performance.

However,
drag-family resemblance...

I guess I'll buy it.

It's just there's
so much going on

that it almost feels like,
dare I say,

an easier way out
for you, Crystal.

I don't know
if this is what you expected

when you agreed to come
to the competition.

I mean, it's chaos,
but it was--

But once it was
all done and I got

to see the end result
of all the tiny little things,

it just was, like,
the perfect reminder

that sometimes
chaos can be good

and sometimes
mess can be beautiful.

I love that.
Thank you.

Next up, Vivacious.

Now, this is Jeffrey before,

and this is Vivicious.

I got to say--I thought
this would be a tough one

for you, Vivacious.

Honey, you ain't
the only one.

I needn't have worried,

because you both
look fantastic.

I know you're not
a makeup queen.

She looks great.

When you guys
first came out,

I was like,
well, that's not fair

that you got to bring
a real family member.

Like, definitely sisters,
definitely related.

And you two were
the only ones that did,

like, proper choreography.

And that carried through

into your performance,
Vivicious.

I am so proud
of the four of you.

Does the other Ornacia
have a name?

Yes, this is Ornacia,
and this is Ornicia.

OK.

All right, up next,
April Carrión.

Now, this is Kyle before,

and this is May Carrión.

I first want to say,
you both look so pretty.

Like, this is, like,
my favorite era of white woman.

Like...

You're a demure little bitch.

It was really so fun.

Absolutely, there's
a family resemblance.

I mean, we are at a family
reunion in Reno right now,

and I know these women.

I love these women.

Those shoes are my least
favorite shoes on the planet.

However, for a new girl,

they're actually much easier
to walk in

than a stiletto or a mule,
so it was a wise choice.

As far as performance,

I loved how, like, languid
you are.

Like, I love a woman

that looks like she just wants
to lay down.

You know what I mean?
Like...

Now, May,
you have many children.

What do you think
they're gonna think of this?

Oh, they're gonna
be so proud of me.

We're kind of like our biggest
cheerleaders for each other.

And so I think
they're gonna watch

and, like, cheer us both on,

'cause you're a part
of my family now, too.

I am.
Qué lindo.

All right.
Well, thank you very much.

Gracias.

Thank you, queens.
I think we've heard enough.

Dads, thank you
for this unforgettable playdate

and for sharing your stories
with the world.

Now, while you untuck,

the judges and I will
deliberate.

Oh, and as a reminder,

this week's bottom-four queens
will need to give away

their MVQ points
on the main stage

immediately following
the final lip sync.

You may leave the stage.

Now, just between us
squirrel friends,

what do you think?

It was a great night,
but we are looking

for the top two All Stars
of the week.

Silky and Creamy,
they looked amazing.

However, I don't get
so much family resemblance.

I don't get
what you're not seeing

in terms of family resemblance.
- They don't look alike.

That's what I'm not seeing.

They're wearing, like,
the same fabric.

- That's it.
- The same hair.

- Nope, different hair.
- One's up, one's down.

One's a braid,
one's a big old chandelier.

It's not
a mirror-image challenge.

It's a family-resemblance
challenge.

- Correct.
- I just disagree with you.

- You're allowed to.
- Thanks.

Aura and Whora
looked like sisters.

They definitely nailed
a family resemblance.

And I also think this is
one of the more stark

before-and-afters.

I would have not thought

Hector would be able
to turn into Whora.

But I just am in love
with Salina--perfection.

Nailed the challenge--
definitely twins,

and then Titi's performance
pushed me over the edge.

And the look was gorgeous.

This was a really,
really great night for her.

- Mm.
- Mm-hmm.

Crystal.

I wish they had just
one element that was the same.

I really didn't know
where to, like, rest my eyes.

Crystal is such
a beautiful artist,

and I love that
Sister Pull-Out embraced that

and said, I'm all-in.

I didn't want to pull out.

I am so proud
of Vivacious and Vivicious.

Vivicious in the group number--
she was funny.

This duo nailed all three
components of the challenge.

They were heads
and shoulders

above a lot
of the other queens.

We've challenged her
in this competition

to up the ante, and she
has definitely done that.

I was really proud
of April as well,

because May
was so fun to watch.

She could not have stopped
that whore

if she wanted to, right?
- Mm-mm, mm-mm.

It's like a young
Michelle Visage.

Yeah.

May really sold that.

I love
a good prostitution story.

What would that show
be called?

- "Mother, May I?"
- Ooh, yes!

"Come What May."
- Oh.

"Come On May."
- "Come On May."

All right, silence.

I've made my decision.

Bring back my All Stars.

Welcome back, All Stars.

I've made some decisions.

Here we go.

You all did
your daddies proud.

But the top two All Stars

of the week are...

Salina EsTitties...

Oh, my God!

- Oh, my God, good for you.
- Oh, you deserve it.

And...

Vivacious.

- Ah.
- Aw.

Oh, my gosh.

- Yes, Mother.
- OK.

Perra.

Condragulations.

You've each earned 2 points.
- Thank you.

The rest of you may step
to the back of the stage.

Now, I ain't brought out
the calculator, bitch,

this entire season.

But I have to make it
to the next round.

So I did what I had to do.

I'm happy I got
the experience with you.

This was a surprise.

And I'd be honored
if you give me your point.

- Same, sister.
- OK.

Obviously.

I'm playing the game,
too, sister.

No shade.

Salina, Vivacious.

Two All Stars stand before me.

Ladies, this is
your last chance

to impress me, win $10,000,

and earn a coveted extra point

in the
"Tournament of All Stars."

The time has come...

For you to lip-sync...

for your legacy.

Oh, my God.

- Here we go, girls.
- Dang.

Whoo!

I have four points,
and I'm tied for second place

with Miss Silky
and Miss Vivacious.

But I need this point

to help solidify my way
to the semifinals.

I won.

Me.

This is my first
Maxi Challenge win ever.

I'ma put all the dancing
and performance into this track

and snatch this extra point.

Good luck...

and don't fuck it up.

♪ This one is for the boys
with the booming system ♪

♪ Top down, AC
with the cooler system ♪

♪ When he come up in the club,
he be blazin' up ♪

♪ Got stacks on deck
like he savin' up ♪

♪ And he ill, he real,
he might got a deal ♪

♪ He pop bottles, and he got
the right kind of build ♪

♪ He cold, he dope,
he might sell [...] ♪

♪ He always in the air,
but he never fly coach ♪

Mother has moves.
But does she know the words?

♪ Somebody please tell 'em
who the F I is ♪

No.

♪ I mack them dudes up ♪

♪ Back coupes up
and chuck the deuce up ♪

♪ Boy, you got my heartbeat
running away ♪

♪ Beating like a drum,
and it's coming your way ♪

♪ Can't you hear that ♪

♪ Boom, badoom, boom, boom,
badoom, boom, bass? ♪

♪ He got that super bass ♪

♪ Boom, badoom, boom, boom,
badoom, boom, bass ♪

♪ Yeah,
that's that super bass ♪

Whoo!

Oh, shit!

♪ See, I need you
in my life for me to stay ♪

OK.

♪ No, no, no, no, no,
I know you'll stay ♪

♪ Oh, no, no, no, no,
don't go away, hey ♪

♪ Boy, you got my heartbeat
running away ♪

♪ Beating like a drum,
and it's coming your way ♪

♪ Can't you hear that ♪

♪ Boom, badoom, boom,
boom, badoom, boom, bass? ♪

♪ He got that super bass ♪

♪ Boom, badoom, boom,
boom, badoom, boom, bass ♪

♪ Yeah, that's
that super bass ♪

All Stars,
I've made my decision.

Salina EsTitties, condragulations.

You're a winner, baby.

You've won a cash tip
of $10,000,

courtesy of Gay Pride Apparel.

I love them.

And you've earned
1 extra point.

I am tied with Crystal
for first place.

Ha!
How did we get here?

Salina, you've also
scored a cash tip

of $2,500

for Titi EsTitties.

What?

And to show our appreciation,

we're giving the rest
of our gay dads $500 each.

Crystal, Silky,

Aura, April,
please step forward.

Selena EsTitties,
Crystal Methyd,

you each have 5 points.

Vivacious
and Silky Nutmeg Ganache,

you each have 4 points.

Aura, you have
3 points.

And, April,
you have 2.

Now, with great power
comes great responsibility.

Bottom four All Stars,
each of you

has an MVQ point
that you must give away

to the All Star you think

is the Most Valuable Queen
of the week.

Choose wisely,

because your MVQ point

could determine
which queens advance

to the semifinals.

In the event of a tie,
the final decision

of who moves forward
to the semifinals

will be mine to make.

At this point,
the math is mathing.

These points could make
or break my spot

in the semifinals right now.

So I keep saying pekpek to
Aura, but she's not computing.

Hello?
Earth to Aura.

Do you see me?
I'm over here.

Queens, write down the name

of your MVQ now.

I have no clue who
to give my points to.

Me and Salina--I mean,

we've been saying pekpek
alliance this whole time,

and then Silky asked
for my point, too.

Whatever's in my mind
is all, like, scrambling up.

OK, lipsticks down.

Crystal Methyd, who are you
giving your MVQ point to?

There's three people
here on this stage

that could overtake me,
so do I give it to someone

who has no chance of making it
to the top?

I'm also considering

what Silky had said to me
backstage.

It's--

Ah, my brain is,
like, all misfiring.

I chose this queen
because I think

they would be an excellent
representation of our bracket,

and that is Silky.

In my mind,
by me giving Silky a point

and Silky giving me a point,

I'm about to get myself
in the lead with 6 points.

That takes Silky
to 5 points.

Silky, your turn.

Who gets your MVQ point
this week?

To have a fighting chance
in the competition...

I put April.

That brings April Carrión
to 3 points.

I'm sorry, Crystal.

I am shocked and pissed.

This is why
I don't form alliances.

I should have never trusted
that ho.

I'm so sorry.

Aura, who gets
your MVQ point?

I wrote this queen's name...

Because she promised

that she was gonna
give me a point today.

But she still deserves this,
and I'm very proud of her.

It's Silky.

That takes Silky
to 6 points.

A pinky is the pinnacle
of promises,

and you broke it!

For what?

You didn't get a point, bitch.

April Carrión,
who gets your MVQ point?

Right now I'm hoping
for a point from April.

I don't know if our tres leches
alliance is still valid.

And, I mean,
Salina's part of it, too,

so it could easily go to her.

Silky got her extra point.

She's on to semifinals.

Now it's between me
and Crystal.

I need April
to be a sister right now,

an LA Tina, a tres leche.

I have to represent
for my Latinas.

Las amo, las quiero,

and I'm so happy
we did this together.

I really love her
with all my heart.

I love everybody, pero...

you're gonna kill it,

and you're gonna
bring the crown to us.

So I chose...

Crystal.

Thank God.
Shit.

Damn, April.

That takes Crystal
to 6 points.

All Stars, all the points
for this bracket

have now been awarded.

With 6 points each,

Crystal Methyd and
Silky Nutmeg Ganache,

you are advancing
to the semifinals.

Condragulations.

Yes!

- Never do that to me again.
- I would not.

Salina, Vivacious,

Aura, April,

all is not lost.

You still have a chance to be
this season's comeback queen.

At the end of bracket three,

Michelle and I will choose
three eliminated queens

to be entered
into the wild-card lottery.

OK.

- "Three"?
- Yes.

The one All Star chosen
will join the competition

starting in the semifinals...

With a chance to win
the grand prize of...

$200,000.

Bitch, it's not over.

My beautiful All Stars,

thank you all for gagging us
again and again and again.

Now, remember,
if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell you gonna love

"Stop! That! Train!"?

In theaters June 12th.

Can I get an "amen" up in here?

all:
Amen.

All right,
now let the music play.

♪ Good luck, and don't eff it
up, up, up ♪

Baby, it was not easy
getting there,

but I have made it
to the semifinals,

and I'm ready.

But you know what?

I can't celebrate this
until I make it right

with Crystal and Aura.

I can't.

♪ Good luck, and don't eff
it up, up, up ♪

I've made it
to the next round.

I don't know
if the other brackets

are gonna be able to handle
the Methyd to this madness.

♪ Give yourself permission ♪

♪ Take the script
and flip it ♪

♪ 'Cause you're not
like other bitches ♪

♪ Show me
something different ♪

- Salina.
- Don't talk to me, Aura!

- OK.
- Don't talk to me.

- OK.
- Bitch.

Well, I forgot that
you can vote for top two.

- No, you didn't!
- Ay, caramba.

"Untucked" about to be lit.
- Oh, yeah.

♪ Good luck, and don't ♪

♪ Good luck, and don't ♪

♪ Good luck, and don't eff it
up, up, up ♪

♪ Good luck, and don't ♪

♪ Good luck, baby ♪

♪ Good luck, and don't eff it
up, up, up ♪

♪ Good luck, and don't ♪

♪ Good luck, baby ♪

♪ Good luck, and don't eff it
up, up, up ♪